@@mentallyunstable1926 And I could do another Nuzlocke run of a Pokémon game. But I haven't been in a romantic relationship (34 years, not so much as a first date), so maybe that makes a difference.
It's kinda like tumblr is the main source for a subreddit called. r/brandnewinsults because nobody would think of that until it actually gets said for the first time.
@@kellihurst4527Me wondering how my gf thought that being clingy with your lover is annoying and awful. Idk what kind of people someone can meet that makes them think a thing is not good when it is for most people or is actually a good thing.
I love how out on the real world, LGBT people are the minority but on the internet everyone picks on the heteros and they're like "yeah, fuck us" so you can't really tell who is and who isn't. Also, Idk man, modern Dracula wearing shorts and a polo shirt sounds funny and disturbing.
I saved the flesh cloud for my digital art and I’ve already used it a couple times. Highly recommend y’all fellow artists take a screenshot **gives you all platonic forehead kisses** have fun with your art 😘
you heavily implied that you have at least a single hand, which you would use to search "dragon furry" with. i acknowledge that my assumption that this means you have multiple hands is based entirely on statistical probability and comedic potential. thank you for your understanding.
Fun fact: Clownfish are capable of changing their biological gender from male to female. This usually happens if in the last female in a group of clownfish dies, with usually the biggest male transforming. If Finding Nemo was biologically accurate, Marlin would on a very awkward and technical level not only be Nemo's father but also his stepmother.
I told my parents the Tesla joke. My dad laughed while my mom just stared at me in disappointment. I told my physics teacher, and she was amused, but she looked very dead inside.
fun fact: pineapples have digestive enzymes in their juice and that’s why it kinda tingles your mouth. it’s attempting and failing to digest *everything.*
I have a D&D story regarding to the post at 17:21 So basically, in our group we have a Firbolg Druid named Lanya and my character, Weast, the teifling Assassin Rouge with proficiency in firearms (think Strife from Darksiders). Well we two got word of a king or some other fucking Bureaucrat, dumping shit where it didn't go. So of course, Lanya being basically the taller Lorax if it had a vagina decided to put a stop to it. And Weast being the bored Chaotic bastard he was said "Let's go fuck over some Big Wigs". Skip 2 hours ahead and there we are, a tired pink tree lady covered in ash and a demon boy with a smile that makes you question his sanity. That's my story and thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Omg that reminded me of something it's not D&D though, it was playing vampire the masquerade with some friends a "crack play" (that's how we named non serious campaigns). i was playing as my loved gangrel vampy(in resume it's a clan with animalistic features and more close to their inner self than the others with the capacity of controlling animals between their disciplines). friend no 1 was a malkavian( in resume this clan is a little complicated to understand they are more prone to play with the psyche, having visions and all that you can encounter the genious, the ""normal"" one or the batshit crazy friend no1 was the latter). friend no 2 was a brujah( in resume they are a clan of idealist people and rebels, they are not called anarquists because yolo, the personalities can vary from the most quiet to the most vocal). and my hubby, he was a ventrue( in resume they are the "blue bloods" it's not rare finding ventrue in positions of power and wealth and even ruling the camarilla (it's a vast group of vampire clans forming their society but not every clan is in). We had to retrieve an ancient artifact from a malkavian douche that was the main goal, in one of her traps she a had an huge amounts of chickens don't know why but they were there so I tried to use animalism on them and doing so some others followed after almost 3 hours we ended with a malkavian using the artifact like a microphone trying to get some chickens to fly throwing some from a lamp post like if it were a contest, a brujah throwing eggs and stealing a police car, a gangrel running around with a chicken army wrecking havoc and breaking everything and a tired and done ventrue full of feathers with some chicks, it was epic .
I love the fact that pineapples are just a clump of berries But i love that sunflowers are just a clump of smaller flowers that became a big flower even more
I never thought I'd see the day where tumbler would do something so correct to the gorillaz like that, they just, went all in and called them out like that.
Everything on tumblr OR EVERYWHERE instantly sounds better when P.M. Seymour reads it out in all his voices. Second best: whoever voices Cyana for answers and stuff.
@Miss Misery I never understood why people think there are no well-dressed or fashionable straight people. Sexuality in and of itself doesn't determine personality and doesn't influence all behaviors, although certain related subcultures may influence behavior and there are a few behaviors that may be altered by it. It seems like some people on Tumblr make their sexuality or gender their whole identity and try to put others into groups based on theirs, or change characters at a superficial level to fit their ideas of what they should be without any appreciation for what that character represents to others. People are much more than their sexuality and it's not fair to anyone reduce others into walking caricatures. It's not the worst issue in the world, but I agree Tumblr can be annoying because of it.
2:28 Holy cow this is accurate, I'm on the ace/aro spectrum and when ever some random dude asks me about it on the internet and I tell them, I can TELL that they just want me to shut up and be normal. When ever they start getting aggressive they tell me I'm attention seeking and trying to victimize myself, like NO. I brought it up either because you insulted me with a sex related insult, or because you asked me out and can't take the fact that you were wrong.
2:56 To be fair, they lasted longer than a lot of other character types in this program. I mean, just wait till he sees how short a time humans are on the Earth.
@@Insert.Oregano Nah, they get through that one fairly handily. Of cours, by 2030 they're not the main characters anymore. Not gonna spoil, but some others come to take the show from them in a nice twist.
Male mental security? In THIS economy? I scoff at thee. We need to worry about important things, like women getting paid less than men for OBVIOUSLY patriarchal reasons and not at ALL personal choice by them.
Ik this must be common and usual to say but.. I enjoy your lovely voice and voices and i enjoy each and every shitpost you read with them voices And the videos you give us everytime you can
"How and where can I return myself" Me:would love to know, if you get any more information pls let me know. Edit: lol I just released the line I said was PERFECT for my profile pic!!🤣🤣
Is it weird that every time im having a bad day with my eating disorder I binge PM Seymour videos? It helps me control my puking and it almost always stops within the hour.
Hey, you, yeah you reading this! Believe in yourself! You've made it through all of your worst days so far. You're strong and you're a survivor. I know it's hard to feel like it, but trust me, it gets better. Keep going. Keep fighting. We love you.
7:50 Fun fact, it used to be the other way around, because Pink uses to be considered a strong color, and blue was seen as a softer, feminine color. Funny how time changes things.
This is a wonderful video, I have always enjoyed your binge compilations. Thank you, your existence makes the world a better place. I cannot thank you enough.
Me: *is having extreme pain everywhere and decides to put this on to take my mind off the pain in English class* Also me: *is desperately trying not to laugh while the pain increases ten fold*
I almost fell asleep to this and the moment it ended i was woken up feeling very confused. i remember something about "dsscribe a machine and ill make it for you" and i woke up thinking my glasses were a hairy pipe cleaner and felt soo confused. Like you cant imagine how confused i was.
And did he also forget the concept of non-traditional masculinity? Men can dress fabulously and not be gay. If anything, that post is kinda hypocritical, because it enforces the "man in a flamboyant outfit = gay" stereotype, but turns the joke on straight people (more specifically, straight men) so that the user feels like they're being progressive.
The "All hail the mighty flesh cloud" is actually a reference to a podcast called Welcome To Night Vale. Where, in one of their first episodes, the narrator says "All hail the mighty glow cloud"
....... as someone who has lived in colorado and has furry friends who live in colorado.... the only answer we have come up with is: Flower from Bambi?
16:40 iirc the reason people thought tomatoes were poisonous was because people ate off lead plates or something, and the acidity of the tomato would soak up lead, leading to people dying of lead poisoning.
0:35 is actually a really good way of describing what you can do when you fail, you can give up, try again, or ask for help. And usually there will be a "Luigi" around who is basically the designated helper for that thing you're doing. Having trouble with that sculpture in Art Class? Art Teacher is your Luigi. Can't remember a basic math problem even though you should know it in Math Class? Math Teacher is your Luigi. Mental Health and Emotion Problems? Your Therapist is your Luigi. And if you don't have a Luigi around, you can always give up or try again. Or you can look for a Luigi. Sorry for the long comment, i just really liked the idea of calling a person there to help you a Luigi so you can ask someone, "Who's the Luigi around here? I'm having some trouble,"
1:57 *dresses in the most fabulous gothic attire know to all forms of existence while drinking warm blood fresh from a servents who donated their blood to me just this morning from a wine glass* Hehehe don't underestimate us straights my friend.
1:33 Lemme tell you I'm pretty sure I'm straight but if my city wasn't constantly boiling I would take any excuse I got to be dressed like a vampiric count lol
That 'straight vampire' one, I point you at Edward's father in Twilight... you know? The dentist? Wait, Hermione's parents were dentists... and Australian, if I remember correctly...
Sometimes I feel like I need to try to not look terrible when I'm in public but then I remember that I'm beutiful in my eyes and that is all that matters
Fun fact: Already posted a comment about this but Arapahoe county was not only the only one that searched up skunks but by sheer numbers alone it overpowered all other searches! That’s why it was most searched
I’d like to imagine that every post is just pm Seymour interviewing these random beings and Andy’s behind the camera filming. The camera moves, shuts off occasionally and will many a time have Seymour pop up and look the camera in the eye to say something.
The thing at 5:50 about Howls Moving Castle is correct beyond belief. I just watched it again for the first time in 3 years and I do not understand what Suliman’s deal was? I finally understood why Howl acted like a child at times, but gods I need more detail on what the hell Suliman’s objective was. If anyone wants to indulge some info, please do.
Howl’s Moving Castle is one of my favorite movies and all I understood about the ending was that they fell off a cliff a couple times, Howl almost died, and then Sophie decided that she wanted to kiss everyone. So…
3:07 Y’know, I’m in my electromagnetism unit in physics, (though it’s almost over because the exam is done Wednesday), AND I AM SHOWING THIS TO MY PHYSICS TEACHER
10:26 Skeletons have become less and les scary throughout the years, they’re kinda just becoming Santa Claus for Halloween. We need more movies where the horrible creature is not of bone, but of flesh. Imagine an entire army of what could only be described as a mass of intestines and primal aggression barreling down a hill towards you instead of an army of skeletons.
6:37 After months, I have found it, after weeks of searching through TH-cam, I have found it, the holy flesh cloud, I shall use your gifts to draw fashionable digital art in those shades because they look bootiful.
Sometimes I forget he's Travis from Aphmau. I then get reminded. I watched Aphmau for years. I then suffer internally while remembering I lost an Aphmau poster, the same day I bought it, in my Narnia of a closet.
![It Came From Tumblr #25 [Binge Compilation]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dNRNDQWvGEE/mqdefault.jpg)
"Sexualn't" is the most accurate way to explain Asexuality
And I found an image where, before the proper term is replied, the Ace says "but, in special circumstances, you can take off the n't". Demisexual!
@@mentallyunstable1926 And I could do another Nuzlocke run of a Pokémon game. But I haven't been in a romantic relationship (34 years, not so much as a first date), so maybe that makes a difference.
Sexn't
I'm sexualn't.
Other people: gay, bi, pan, or whatever
Me, a questioning intellectual: Straighn't
I swear Tumblr is the best for threats and insults. "I will uncobble your stone" is one of the most raw things I have heard
One of the weirdest threats on the site I’ve heard is “I will fill your sinuses with urine.”
@@dimondeater5416 Pukicho seems to be a good source lmao
"I beg your pardon?"
"then beg"
It's kinda like tumblr is the main source for a subreddit called. r/brandnewinsults because nobody would think of that until it actually gets said for the first time.
My favorite is "I will shit your pants"
I laughed WAY too much at that one, tbh
"Guys think oversized sweaters aren't cute" HOW. HOW DO YOU COME TO THIS CONCLUSION
Weebs: you are not a man of culture
@@kellihurst4527Me wondering how my gf thought that being clingy with your lover is annoying and awful.
Idk what kind of people someone can meet that makes them think a thing is not good when it is for most people or is actually a good thing.
To anyone who thinks oversized sweaters are not cute:
How?!
Oversized sweaters are adorable and I need one. Just to see how my boyfriend will react.
Ima get one for Christmas.
Probably a jerk ex.
0:44 when you're italian and you know a Luigi, but he's so chaotic that the only possible way he could help is by scaring the problem away
What about Waluigi?
@@williamburnett3660 ahahahaha honey, waluigi is sweet. My Luigi screams.
@Your Local Meme Dealer I know a Mario. Tho he's definitely not like the videogame Mario
This is a nice post
@@Tiggalover06 and you are a nice person
Honestly tho a vampire wearing a polo shirt would freak me out
All of a sudden a fuckin nine iron comes out of nowhere, breaks your knees, and drags you into a damn Chevy pickup truck.
Hotel transylvania 3
One word: Twilight.
I love how out on the real world, LGBT people are the minority but on the internet everyone picks on the heteros and they're like "yeah, fuck us" so you can't really tell who is and who isn't.
Also, Idk man, modern Dracula wearing shorts and a polo shirt sounds funny and disturbing.
If I ever become a vampire I'm doing this just to be spiteful to the one who turned me
All hail the mighty Flesh Cloud!
"The cloud will leech under the door and melt off all our skin"
-Multiverse Cave Johnson, 2013
All hail?!
@@Frostfern94 Indeed
I actually used it to draw
It rains blood from it , the oceans are now blood , the Sky is red , people are dissapearing and they grow larger
"Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman!"
This uh... does this apply to guys too? Can it?
Woman's just man with wo infront
You don’t have to be pretty; you have to be useful.
it absolutely applies to men! men don't have to be handsome or overly muscled.
It definitely applies! The standards of appearance for men and women are literally impossible to attain without doing seriously unhealthy shit.
Yes!
As a boy who likes girls I believe girls in oversized sweaters are adorable af, and every boy Ik kinda agrees
Puttin it out there :>
@CallMeCat SEE? BOTH SIDES AGREE
@@reesespuffs335 did anyone really doubt it? the answer is no
As a bi guy, both genders in oversized sweaters are amazing
@@alexandersmart2429 yes
As someone who likes girls,
YES
I saved the flesh cloud for my digital art and I’ve already used it a couple times. Highly recommend y’all fellow artists take a screenshot
**gives you all platonic forehead kisses** have fun with your art 😘
Hail the flesh cloud
Flesh cloud is useful
i gotta singlehandedly search "dragon furry" enough that it becomes the most popular searched furry worldwide
Goals.
what
what are you doing with your other hand
@@MeanderShay when did i say i have hands
you heavily implied that you have at least a single hand, which you would use to search "dragon furry" with. i acknowledge that my assumption that this means you have multiple hands is based entirely on statistical probability and comedic potential. thank you for your understanding.
@@MeanderShay acceptable.
So I only found out recently that being able to smell when it's abt to rain isn't that normal so now I'm kinda just like, huh. Sucks for y'all.
Really? I thought everyone could do that?
@@jamesvivian2855 ikr??? My family thinks it's weird
ITS NOT?!?!?
It's?? Not normal wtf??? PRE-RAIN SMELLS NICE???
Wait, people can’t smell pre-rain?!? I thought this was something everyone did!
3:28 "Which is better, to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Skyrim
That's a good phrase actually.
When ur a villain about to defeat the main character but then you hear the distant sounds of an italian man saying "Okay, Luigi time."
He called luigi
Better pick a god and pray
pray to luigi
BuT wHy DoN’t ThE fIsH aDhErE tO mY gEnDeR rOlEs?
Had to edit this comment bc of how many people were taking it seriously
Because that’s how Nature works
oh shit who killed white
Fun fact: Clownfish are capable of changing their biological gender from male to female. This usually happens if in the last female in a group of clownfish dies, with usually the biggest male transforming. If Finding Nemo was biologically accurate, Marlin would on a very awkward and technical level not only be Nemo's father but also his stepmother.
*I thought I was alone getting that dAMN ADVERT ABOUT FISH*
Bruh why are you blindly believing the most obviously fake post in the history of history itself?
That one about the german shepard being the most searched is suspiciously specific.
Suspicious indeed. I live in IN and I googled it just to make sure- apparently German shepherds are the most commonly owned kind of dog here 😬
@@enbiot So how do we explain Colorado and the Skunks?
@@Foxking437 fuckin weed
@@enbiot WTF does that have to do with skunks?
@@enbiot Zoophilia?
No one:
Me at 9 in the morning after I just woke up after sleeping for 0 hours: "Its a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE compilation"
I'm having the same issue....;-;
Sameeeeee
@@Mc_Paddy Issue?
You mean FEATURE
@@myboithomas I said issues bc I haven't slept also I have difficulties sleeping....;-;
@@Mc_Paddy I know, I was just making a joke, it is much closer to an issue than a feature
The fact that he read the "FEAR THE MEAT" in a robo voice made me imagine that a Mechanicas was saying it and that made me chuckle
I told my parents the Tesla joke. My dad laughed while my mom just stared at me in disappointment. I told my physics teacher, and she was amused, but she looked very dead inside.
Excuse me as a guy litterally everyone looks cute in oversized sweaters, i want to be in one once i have a boyfriend and cuddle with him
Yes please
But wait you said you're a guy/j JK, I want to do that with my BF, heat has to decrease a lot tho
My thoughts exactly
You got a boyfriend yet? (despite it being a pandemic lol)
@@gwynzynoodles2553 i wish
fun fact: pineapples have digestive enzymes in their juice and that’s why it kinda tingles your mouth.
it’s attempting and failing to digest *everything.*
True. It’s also why eating too many can cause stomach ulcers.
When my little brother was a kid once said pineapples are evil...when we where watching a show with talkative fruits(don't remember the name of it).
@@ul8532 Veggietales?
@@deadaccount2968 yep, that one.
Ah yes, the snack rhat smacks back.
See I’m the person who breaks the cycle of questions in the friend group. “Where you want to go?” “McDonald’s?” “YAS QUEEN!”
I have a D&D story regarding to the post at 17:21
So basically, in our group we have a Firbolg Druid named Lanya and my character, Weast, the teifling Assassin Rouge with proficiency in firearms (think Strife from Darksiders). Well we two got word of a king or some other fucking Bureaucrat, dumping shit where it didn't go. So of course, Lanya being basically the taller Lorax if it had a vagina decided to put a stop to it. And Weast being the bored Chaotic bastard he was said "Let's go fuck over some Big Wigs". Skip 2 hours ahead and there we are, a tired pink tree lady covered in ash and a demon boy with a smile that makes you question his sanity.
That's my story and thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Can- Can I please use this in my next campaign
@@sagegabriella2093 copyright doesn't exist in D&D, so be my guest
Omg that reminded me of something it's not D&D though, it was playing vampire the masquerade with some friends a "crack play" (that's how we named non serious campaigns).
i was playing as my loved gangrel vampy(in resume it's a clan with animalistic features and more close to their inner self than the others with the capacity of controlling animals between their disciplines).
friend no 1 was a malkavian( in resume this clan is a little complicated to understand they are more prone to play with the psyche, having visions and all that you can encounter the genious, the ""normal"" one or the batshit crazy friend no1 was the latter).
friend no 2 was a brujah( in resume they are a clan of idealist people and rebels, they are not called anarquists because yolo, the personalities can vary from the most quiet to the most vocal).
and my hubby, he was a ventrue( in resume they are the "blue bloods" it's not rare finding ventrue in positions of power and wealth and even ruling the camarilla (it's a vast group of vampire clans forming their society but not every clan is in).
We had to retrieve an ancient artifact from a malkavian douche that was the main goal, in one of her traps she a had an huge amounts of chickens don't know why but they were there so I tried to use animalism on them and doing so some others followed after almost 3 hours we ended with a malkavian using the artifact like a microphone trying to get some chickens to fly throwing some from a lamp post like if it were a contest, a brujah throwing eggs and stealing a police car, a gangrel running around with a chicken army wrecking havoc and breaking everything and a tired and done ventrue full of feathers with some chicks, it was epic .
I love the fact that pineapples are just a clump of berries
But i love that sunflowers are just a clump of smaller flowers that became a big flower even more
yall now that we got flesh cloud, we need us a hair cloud WHAT THE HELL IS B L O N D E?
SAME
I never thought I'd see the day where tumbler would do something so correct to the gorillaz like that, they just, went all in and called them out like that.
"All hail the mighty flesh cloud" "wait, that's what it's from?!"
haha, nah fam, try again
I was so shocked that there are people who don't know the mighty Glow Cloud
@@gwhats cant even fathom people dont know our lord and savior smh😔😔
I forgot about calling Luigi--
I NEED MOTIVATION AND A PLAYLIST FOR DRAWING MY COMIC BARNARD DAMN IT
Luigi
Luigi
Luigi
Luigi
Are-are you all calling Luigi?
Everything on tumblr OR EVERYWHERE instantly sounds better when P.M. Seymour reads it out in all his voices.
Second best: whoever voices Cyana for answers and stuff.
Why is ur voice so.... Soothing and Comforting???😊😊😊
Screw it, I'm calling Luigi
Edit: also, *BEE.*
Luigi will be there to help you soon, he's just helping another person at the moment
@@minithegameguy4674 okay
Luigi has gone rouge, SEND HELP!
@@cellmax55 he's just going for some lunch
@@cellmax55 all our allies always betray or leave us, how did we not expect this fate!?
The “straight vampire” person obviously never heard of Johnathan Reid...
@Miss Misery I never understood why people think there are no well-dressed or fashionable straight people. Sexuality in and of itself doesn't determine personality and doesn't influence all behaviors, although certain related subcultures may influence behavior and there are a few behaviors that may be altered by it. It seems like some people on Tumblr make their sexuality or gender their whole identity and try to put others into groups based on theirs, or change characters at a superficial level to fit their ideas of what they should be without any appreciation for what that character represents to others.
People are much more than their sexuality and it's not fair to anyone reduce others into walking caricatures. It's not the worst issue in the world, but I agree Tumblr can be annoying because of it.
@@angygremlin4423 THANK YOU, FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT!
HE FINALLY SAW THE FLESH CLOUD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
“You ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they feel included”
Me handing my kazoo to my dog: 👁👄👁 uuuuuhhhhhh-
12:11
Buy a set of those bathtub crayons for kids, most of them can write on bathroom tile and you can save it for when you get out of the shower
I just use my phone in the shower
2:28 Holy cow this is accurate, I'm on the ace/aro spectrum and when ever some random dude asks me about it on the internet and I tell them, I can TELL that they just want me to shut up and be normal. When ever they start getting aggressive they tell me I'm attention seeking and trying to victimize myself, like NO. I brought it up either because you insulted me with a sex related insult, or because you asked me out and can't take the fact that you were wrong.
2:56
To be fair, they lasted longer than a lot of other character types in this program. I mean, just wait till he sees how short a time humans are on the Earth.
I'm still only in the 2020's arc... Are you saying that I'm near the end of the human plot line? Cause they aren't doing so hot rn
@@Insert.Oregano Nah, they get through that one fairly handily. Of cours, by 2030 they're not the main characters anymore. Not gonna spoil, but some others come to take the show from them in a nice twist.
Man, that kinda sucks though. They never even finished their character arc and they're already getting replaced? Oh well.
*What do you know?*
@@mantacid1221 That the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Still dont understand how other people dont think over sized sweaters and jackets are adorable on people.
As a Colorado person, I too have several questions.
"A man needs to feel like a man." What, like emotionally secure with a feeling of belonging?
Male mental security? In THIS economy? I scoff at thee. We need to worry about important things, like women getting paid less than men for OBVIOUSLY patriarchal reasons and not at ALL personal choice by them.
I am only referring to my asexuality as "sexualn't" from now on
Ik this must be common and usual to say but..
I enjoy your lovely voice and voices and i enjoy each and every shitpost you read with them voices
And the videos you give us everytime you can
“An instant cute outfit with minimal outfit”
7:12
it’s true tho
"How and where can I return myself"
Me:would love to know, if you get any more information pls let me know.
Edit: lol I just released the line I said was PERFECT for my profile pic!!🤣🤣
Phil! I love tpn too much
Is it weird that every time im having a bad day with my eating disorder I binge PM Seymour videos? It helps me control my puking and it almost always stops within the hour.
"FEAR THE MEAT" absolutely killed me
*FEAR THE MEAT*
Hey, you, yeah you reading this! Believe in yourself! You've made it through all of your worst days so far. You're strong and you're a survivor. I know it's hard to feel like it, but trust me, it gets better. Keep going. Keep fighting. We love you.
_How dare you give me hope_
You will pay.
Thank you!
You don't even know me.
That's just creepy.
(This is a joke don't take this seriously i appreciate you taking time out of your day to write this)
@@--CHARLIE-- Thanks for the disclaimer lol I was about to panic and apologize
@@haveagoodmourning That's actually really sweet, ready to apologise for being nice.
_I still hate you for giving me hope_
I involuntarily make everyone around me asexual.
Same
Same
Yo hago a todos alrededor mio bastante confundidos...
I am now asexual, I think.
@@djbrouwer7712 no…it’s not…
the one about bad thoughts not making you a bad person is really gonna make me cry what the frick seymour i was not prepared for this
All bad penguins get the bubble.
But what if it's a spotlight instead of a bubble?
@@tuesdaywithanh Ah. Yes. Hes being caught by the dance police.
ur pfp i luv it
I'm at this point in tumblr literacy that every other video I inevitably go, "oh, I've seen that one!"
"well at least it's not bees"
Me, waiting till spring so I can buy some bees: :(
Moomintroll, waiting every winter for his "just best friend" to come back in spring: *you dare oppose me, mortal?*
@@wingsfeatherstalonsYT we love snufkin
@@justaperson4656 :0 cultured people
@@wingsfeatherstalonsYT *cultered fisherman
7:50 Fun fact, it used to be the other way around, because Pink uses to be considered a strong color, and blue was seen as a softer, feminine color. Funny how time changes things.
Ok but a vampire just wearing a t-shirt and shorts is such a funny picture
This is a wonderful video, I have always enjoyed your binge compilations. Thank you, your existence makes the world a better place. I cannot thank you enough.
Me: *is having extreme pain everywhere and decides to put this on to take my mind off the pain in English class*
Also me: *is desperately trying not to laugh while the pain increases ten fold*
I almost fell asleep to this and the moment it ended i was woken up feeling very confused. i remember something about "dsscribe a machine and ill make it for you" and i woke up thinking my glasses were a hairy pipe cleaner and felt soo confused. Like you cant imagine how confused i was.
I have now decided that pure confusion is a drug. like this pure uncondensed confusion is so freeing in a sense.
1:32 Has this dude just forgotten the entirety of girls having vampire fantasies?
It seems so, also look the username and you will understand.
And did he also forget the concept of non-traditional masculinity? Men can dress fabulously and not be gay. If anything, that post is kinda hypocritical, because it enforces the "man in a flamboyant outfit = gay" stereotype, but turns the joke on straight people (more specifically, straight men) so that the user feels like they're being progressive.
Also forgot the entirety of the victorian era which most "vampire" clothes are based on
16:55 same. I can subconsciously memorize a song after hearing it once along with memorizing short dances, but I can’t ever remember waking up
12:35
I can't believe nobody has made the joke yet. It's so obvious as to what this can be compared to.
The "All hail the mighty flesh cloud" is actually a reference to a podcast called Welcome To Night Vale. Where, in one of their first episodes, the narrator says "All hail the mighty glow cloud"
....... as someone who has lived in colorado and has furry friends who live in colorado.... the only answer we have come up with is: Flower from Bambi?
16:40 iirc the reason people thought tomatoes were poisonous was because people ate off lead plates or something, and the acidity of the tomato would soak up lead, leading to people dying of lead poisoning.
The thumbnail: THE EMAIL
Me: but thats not an email, that's a Gmail.
There's a pretty big difference
5:02
Hat means sheriff is in charge of the area.
Alien head means venomous snakes are there.
4:38 What other lies have I been told by the council?
3:46 LEGIT! YOU CAN NOT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!
toss me to the sun
and let me die within the star
i wont see what spring is like
on jupiter or mars
cuz i'll be in the sun
*In other words, I shall die*
*In other words, burning AGONY*
0:35 is actually a really good way of describing what you can do when you fail, you can give up, try again, or ask for help. And usually there will be a "Luigi" around who is basically the designated helper for that thing you're doing. Having trouble with that sculpture in Art Class? Art Teacher is your Luigi. Can't remember a basic math problem even though you should know it in Math Class? Math Teacher is your Luigi. Mental Health and Emotion Problems? Your Therapist is your Luigi. And if you don't have a Luigi around, you can always give up or try again. Or you can look for a Luigi.
Sorry for the long comment, i just really liked the idea of calling a person there to help you a Luigi so you can ask someone, "Who's the Luigi around here? I'm having some trouble,"
I will not hesitate and not sleep and watch this for the whole night OwO
Its funny I was just looking it see if you posted a compilation then 5 min later this appeared on the bell button.
1:57 *dresses in the most fabulous gothic attire know to all forms of existence while drinking warm blood fresh from a servents who donated their blood to me just this morning from a wine glass* Hehehe don't underestimate us straights my friend.
1:33 Lemme tell you I'm pretty sure I'm straight but if my city wasn't constantly boiling I would take any excuse I got to be dressed like a vampiric count lol
That 'straight vampire' one, I point you at Edward's father in Twilight... you know? The dentist? Wait, Hermione's parents were dentists... and Australian, if I remember correctly...
No they moved to Australia after Hermione mindfucks them.
11:25 couples communicating via Tumblr is so f*cking funny to me
17:01
“Verbatim-“
Me: *GOIN’ IN THE WIND IS AN EDDY OF THE TRUTH BUT IT’S NAKED-*
Sometimes I feel like I need to try to not look terrible when I'm in public but then I remember that I'm beutiful in my eyes and that is all that matters
2:08
like you dont wanna blend in with the one animal species you always see laying around dead from rabies or eating a dead squirel 🙄
Fun fact: Already posted a comment about this but Arapahoe county was not only the only one that searched up skunks but by sheer numbers alone it overpowered all other searches! That’s why it was most searched
13:06 when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing and the doctor was never heard from again!
I’m I up extremely early or am I up extremely late... the world may never know
I’d like to imagine that every post is just pm Seymour interviewing these random beings and Andy’s behind the camera filming. The camera moves, shuts off occasionally and will many a time have Seymour pop up and look the camera in the eye to say something.
Welp figures out the cause of my occasional back pain, I’ve been diagnosed with thicc
It’s an affliction.
You don’t want/need it
The thing at 5:50 about Howls Moving Castle is correct beyond belief. I just watched it again for the first time in 3 years and I do not understand what Suliman’s deal was? I finally understood why Howl acted like a child at times, but gods I need more detail on what the hell Suliman’s objective was. If anyone wants to indulge some info, please do.
Howl’s Moving Castle is one of my favorite movies and all I understood about the ending was that they fell off a cliff a couple times, Howl almost died, and then Sophie decided that she wanted to kiss everyone. So…
Yet another binge compilation for the Skeletons.
*THE INTERGLATIC SKELETON WAR*
Fools... You don't even consider the possibility of the Meat Army sliding in to take the victory!
@@dyinginside8716 *oh god*
@@dyinginside8716 will they be lead by the almighty flesh cloud?
@@--CHARLIE-- Of course, my son. Although, your use of "they" makes me think you are not siding with the True Army.
3:07 Y’know, I’m in my electromagnetism unit in physics, (though it’s almost over because the exam is done Wednesday), AND I AM SHOWING THIS TO MY PHYSICS TEACHER
*calls Luigi and just unloads my trauma onto him, the both of us just start crying*
That tomato thing is kind of the basis of the entire Hollows book series.
3:14 Plot twist: It really wasn't bees
They were wasps.
6:40 I wholeheartedly recommend the flesh cloud, my skin tones are super realistic
You know the shower writing problem
Simple solution “waterproof shower computers”
10:26 Skeletons have become less and les scary throughout the years, they’re kinda just becoming Santa Claus for Halloween. We need more movies where the horrible creature is not of bone, but of flesh. Imagine an entire army of what could only be described as a mass of intestines and primal aggression barreling down a hill towards you instead of an army of skeletons.
1:04
Google meet
Nothing
Paper Towles
Ebay
Twi...
Tum...
Red...
Carrier pidgion
Fire
2:12 Colorado legalized weed. That's the context for skunk furries becoming the number one search.
His Australian accent is actually pretty good
6:37 After months, I have found it, after weeks of searching through TH-cam, I have found it, the holy flesh cloud, I shall use your gifts to draw fashionable digital art in those shades because they look bootiful.
again, time for my dose 1am tumblr memes
Sometimes I forget he's Travis from Aphmau.
I then get reminded.
I watched Aphmau for years.
I then suffer internally while remembering I lost an Aphmau poster, the same day I bought it, in my Narnia of a closet.
I found it and it's on my wall now :D
14:25 I never thought something can remake me more then this
“My brain is fired. I mean fried. You know what..”
Is my energy most of time.
This should keep me in a good mood for at least a few hours while I work on the evilest of days to be a retail worker 🙃
Hang in there!
@@Xeromm i managed! And lived!
@@hatakerayen i noticed the pun 👍
I think the reason there is a lot of skunk furry searches is that there are a bunch of people who are high or just curious if there are skunk furries