“And all the unnecessary pauses you put between words, ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?!” “Headmistress at last 😎” “now get ready children we’re going to war :D” Istg I was dying of laughter 😂
"Minerva, you're like a mother to me." That makes me so sad. I'm not sure I believe it, on the whole. But regardless of whether you like him, Snape's position during Deathly Hallows was incredibly lonely.
@@sanvi8595 His goal in life was to be accepted. The incident with him calling Lily a mudblood was traumatic for him and caused him to be unable to grow up mentally (hence why he acts like a child when not getting his way and bullies gryffindors)
@@sanvi8595 While we never know why he joined the death eaters it is speculated that it was because he wanted to have friends and no one other then the slytherins would've accepted him.
Best quotes "I've got emo squidward." If I wanted to listen to an asshole I'd break wind!" "Minerva stop it." "Have a sectumsempra you scornful skidmark!" "RAGING BALL OF FIYAHHH!!!" "Are you having a stroke!?!"
@@liveyourextralife5263 my roommate does it. Worst is, he hates bad grammar and corrects people's mistakes no problem and yet STILL does it even though he KNOWS it's wrong... because "dying" looks weird lol
A small detail that I really liked in the movie was how Severus paused before pointing his wand at McGonagall. You get the feeling of how important she is to him. How much he admires her and how going up against her was one of the last things he wanted.
“My drama senses are tingling. Somethings going on.” Dumbledore is such a god damn mood 😄 (Minerva’s insults are just *chef kiss,* and the fact that Dumbledore just hypes her up. I fucking love it)
Best part of that scene, is that Snape absolutely could have laid McGonagall on her ass, but chose to leave and take the Carrow's wands without Minerva or any of the students even noticing
Everybody else noticed that when Snape pulls out his wand nobody reacts BUT when Minnie pulls out her wand all the students be like “shot better get outta here!!”
As soon as its like 5 seconds into the i started laughing my head off 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 Welll done, well done 👏👏👏 The part that got me rollin on the floor and subscribing immediately was when minerva said “ RAGING BALL OF FIYYYAAA!”
Albus: “TRASH HIMMM!!”
Severus: “aLBuS this is YOUR PLAN sTOp IT!”
😂😭
🤣🤣 that’s the best part 😭
It really was.
I mean seriously the f*** bro
@@DINOLOVER6717 agreed
I hope you're ready bat boy
The way she’s so calm saying “ get ready children we’re going to war” like if it was a normal thing lol. You’re iconic.
I mean... it is Hogwarts.
@@justinharvey7398and harry Potter is there at Hogwarts
@@Animallover0055 ???
it is normal tho??? /j
Average fire emblem day
The way that Snape says " MINERVA STOP IT" just got me 😂
He’s a moody toddler lol
@@crvstaliine with flowing hair
I literally replayed the video to hear that again 😭
"Potter, move! I've got emo Squidward."
it's as if the only language she knows is verbal murder. XD
Same
That’s because it IS the only language she knows
McGonagall in DnD be rolling nat twenties with Vicious Mockery 😂
It is
It pairs well with the fact that the only sport she knows is physical murder.
“And all the unnecessary pauses you put between words, ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?!” “Headmistress at last 😎” “now get ready children we’re going to war :D”
Istg I was dying of laughter 😂
Same the going to war got me
Same
@@A_Daughterofhades1234 sameeee😂
LMAO!
😂😂
What I’ve learned from this series:dumbledore is all for drama
Dumbledore is teenage girl stereotype but 10x the gossip cravings
Yes and he’s a girly girl lol 😂
"My drama senses are tingling "
Albus Dumbledore ~2021
That was the plan all along
Sooo trueeee in every single video 🤣🤣🤣
"Minerva, you're like a mother to me."
That makes me so sad. I'm not sure I believe it, on the whole. But regardless of whether you like him, Snape's position during Deathly Hallows was incredibly lonely.
So true
Dude, his entire life was lonely.
@@Nikita-qb7xd He made it lonely
@@sanvi8595 His goal in life was to be accepted. The incident with him calling Lily a mudblood was traumatic for him and caused him to be unable to grow up mentally (hence why he acts like a child when not getting his way and bullies gryffindors)
@@sanvi8595 While we never know why he joined the death eaters it is speculated that it was because he wanted to have friends and no one other then the slytherins would've accepted him.
‘Alright, headmistress at last! Now get ready children we’re going to war.’
That, my friends, is where I lost it 😂
I lost it far before that line
Exactly! 🤣
Same
I lost It at the start
It’s so perfect how when Snape raised his wand people gasped but when Minerva took her wand out people yelled and jumped out of the way.
Periodt bc minerva slays so damn hard
Snape can kill, but he doesn't like it
McGonagall WILL turn you into a slaughterhouse pig, and she won't hesitate OR apologize for doing so
It's cinematic... Snape could crash her if he wanted to.
@user-eg7dz5ff5e no he couldnt she was 10 times the wizard he was.
Bubblegum actually in the book and movies he was holding back because he didn’t want to hurt her.
"If I wanted to listen to an a*hole id break wind" is a comeback ill try and reuse
Tell me when you use that comeback
I've used it with great success.
"My drama senses are tingling" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, that's where I allready stopped the video for laughing 😝
That was the best line in the whole video 😂😂😂
Alright headmistress at last now get ready children we’re going to war😂😂😂😂 I can’t breathe so funny
YeS 🤣🤣
It's funny, coz it's wat they we're expected to do in teh book too... 🙃
She said it so calmly 🤣
Same
Takes over the school, proceeds to take over the world 😂😂
ArE yOu HaViNg A sTrOkE😂😂😂😂🤣
X333 IKR
Yes, yes I am. I'm like Snape. My life is a constant stroke.
Wait... how did his actor die? Please tell me it wasn't a stroke
@@wildcat8159 *Having A ✨stroke✨*
Me who ACTUALLY had a stroke 💀🍷
“Shut your mouth, Severus, if I wanted to listen to an arsehole I’d break wind.”
This is going STRAIGHT into my book of quotes.
*sniff*
Alvus: my drama senses are tingling something going on
*a little while later*
Snape: Manariva im undercover you are like a mother to me
"I don't deserve this, I'm gonna dip" I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD BEFORE
SAME
Ye cause he did deserve it😂 and worse
"Ive got emo squidward"
I have tears in my eyes
Haha I loved it 🤣😂😆😄
Best quotes
"I've got emo squidward."
If I wanted to listen to an asshole I'd break wind!"
"Minerva stop it."
"Have a sectumsempra you scornful skidmark!"
"RAGING BALL OF FIYAHHH!!!"
"Are you having a stroke!?!"
It's not a mistake it from ✨masterpiece✨
You forgot kids get ready we’re going to war
And also: Minerva I'm undercover you're like a mother to me 🤣
@@laarnidevera7092 shut up
You also forgot “you clapped cretin” 😂
“Now get ready children, we’re going to war!”
She said that in such an excited voice 😂
You know it’s a never-ending friendship when they say “YESS QUEEN that’s me I’m her best friend” even after death
😂😂
LMAO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I LOWKEY HIGHKEY WISH THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN IN THE MOVIES
This is kinda how it was in the movies, just a bit more exaggerated.
Kk_Gamer 117 I'm with you
Lol yeah, minerva was quite savage x3
It couldn’t be worse than the actual movie!😂
It's the tight little "mInErVa StOP IT" that just SENT me
Harry: HOW DARE U STAND WHERE HE STOOD?!
Le Snape: He stood everywhere in the school, do I float then?
I mean, he can fly without a broom so...maybe?🤭
lmfao
No he dies
He means how dare u be alive when Dumbledore is dead
@@themixups3299 he means how dare he take his place as headmaster
The "you're like a mother to me!"
Hit hard😢
“And all these unnecessary pauses between words? ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE?” Best Minerva line yet
“RAGING BALL OF FIYYEEEER!”
Man, I cried laughing!!
I laughed when Snape said ALBUS, THIS IS YOUR PLAN. STOP IT 😂😂😂
Now get ready children, we’re going to war
That’s how I’m signing into virtual class tomorrow
Great idea
Ahhh nice to see a starkid fan on this side of TH-cam. Professor Hidgens pfp?
I wish I was in that class
Me too
Hidgens pfp?!!
I love how this is the one moment Minerva lets out all her frustrations and it's all on poor Snape.
While Dumbledore goes: Yas Queen!
"If I wanted to listen to an arsehole i'd break wind!" DAMNN THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!
I love how she was headmistress for a whole 2 second and she sent everyone into war lmao
She got it from Dumbledore
" Potter, move. I've got *Emo Squidward* "
~ Minerva McGonagall, 2021
“AND ALL THOSE UNNECESSARY PAUSES YOU PUT BETWEEN WORDS ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE??!” 😂😂
💀💀💀💀
It baffles me that Minerva of all people wouldnt know the beauty of "leaving people hanging con their word."
Example:Mr..............
Potttterrr
God, didn’t even wait. Dumbledore was right to rush over. Minerva was spittin that venom IMMEDIATELY
*Potter, move! I've got 'Emo squidward'* got me dying🤣🤣🤣
When you realize snape only deflected the hits from mcgannagall in order to kill the death eaters behind him
"And all those unnecessary poses you put between words ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE" I'm laughing so hard im dieing
Edit: thank you for so many likes!!
Are you having a stroke?
Its not spelled like "dieing" its spelled as "dying"
Yeaaaah but the guy who played him, it was his voice. He was a really good actor.
omg I finally found someone who writes it as dieing 💀
@@liveyourextralife5263 my roommate does it. Worst is, he hates bad grammar and corrects people's mistakes no problem and yet STILL does it even though he KNOWS it's wrong... because "dying" looks weird lol
Minerva: the most calmest in this entire series:
Also Minerva: Get ready children *we're going to war.*
I can't with these. My sides. And these Minerva impressions are perfect.
In the movies, Snape actually used this opportunity to deflect Minerva's spells onto the Deatheaters and get rid of some of them
you are underrated u deserved ALL the Harry Potter fans in the world
True, you be putting out fax
@@goldensnitch5492 thank yiu
@@goldensnitch5492 *thank you
**awakens dramatically** “my drama senses are tinglin’!”
I love how Dumbledore is like “ My drama senses are tingling” and how he’s like “Yo “
I love theses I always laugh so much
The fact that Dumbledore has drama senses *as a portrait* just screams Dumbledore.
"PoTtEr, MoVe! I'vE gOt EmO sQuIdWaRd!" That is my new catchphrase.
"Yas QUEEN that's me. I'm her best friend" I really laughed out loud 😂 Never stop making these, please!
The way snape says "Minerva stop it"
Kinda cute
IV GOT EMO SQUIWARD OMG IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂
A small detail that I really liked in the movie was how Severus paused before pointing his wand at McGonagall. You get the feeling of how important she is to him. How much he admires her and how going up against her was one of the last things he wanted.
Everyone’s talking about Emo Squidward, but can we all just appreciate Putrid Pinocchio
"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd break wind." I'm dead!!
“My drama senses are tingling”
I can’t describe how much I want this dumbledore
“IvE gOt EmO sQuIdWaRd”
“I hOpE yOuR rEady BaT bOy”
“YoU pUiTrEd PiNocChIo”
Best quotes to exist
"If I wanted to listen to an arsehole I would break wind" 🤣🤣🤣 Putrid Pinocchio omggg too many good lines
Minie I'm so with you, the pauses between his words makes Snape sound like he's having a stroke!
Well, he fought hard to stay composed facing this annoying lot (his perspective?) 🙄
I love the way he speaks. It's perfect.
Emo Squidward 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
And all those unnecessary pauses between words. Are you having a stroke?
I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"My DrAmA sEnSeS aRe TiNgLiNg"
Had me dying on the floor 😂
“ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE!!?” that line got me so bad
I have no clue why but I loved the rushed:
“minervastopit“
“Headmistress at last”
This is when Harry and Ginny knew not to name their daughter after her.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i cant, i just cant. i've never laughed like this in my life. how r u not famous!!
"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd break wind!" That broke me lol
“Potter move I’ve got emo squidward” that line was perfect 😍
“ i’ve had enough of your face putrid Pinocchio”
but all he wants is to be a real boy- 😂😂
🤣🤣
"Now get ready chodlren, we're going to war!"
Had me ROLLING!
“My drama senses are tingling somethings goin on-“
OML XD
"Now children we're going to war 🤩"
Dumbledore said calmly
*Brutally murders Snape*
Also McGonagall: Alright kids we're going to war :D
“If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d break wind!” Omg, I’m dead!
Putrid Pinocchio 🤣
"Trash him!! - Albus, this was your plan!!"
It is just amazing to see you are imitating Minerva's sound literally.
"Potter, Move! I got Emo Squidward"
I'M LAUGHING-
“Emo squidward” 😂😂
Magonagal "now get ready children were going to war" 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 💀
Ive watched this so much and it still makes me burst into laughter 😂🤣😂
I just love Snapes reaction to having a fire spell sent at him
“My drama senses are tingling. Somethings going on.” Dumbledore is such a god damn mood 😄
(Minerva’s insults are just *chef kiss,* and the fact that Dumbledore just hypes her up. I fucking love it)
“RAGING BALL OF FYAAAAAAA” lol! U make my day
😂😂😂Get ready Children, we’re going to war,,
Best acting I’ve seen in my life
"Get ready children we're going to war" is my new favorite quote
my drama senses are tingling after watching this . NICE WORK
“My drama senses are tingling! Somethings going on!!” I can’t breathe 😭😭
Best part of that scene, is that Snape absolutely could have laid McGonagall on her ass, but chose to leave and take the Carrow's wands without Minerva or any of the students even noticing
"emo Squidward" "raging ball of fiya" "Minerva, stop it" and "get ready children, we're going to war" all got me
I love your interpretation of Dumbledore!! This is exactly how I see him lol
Everybody else noticed that when Snape pulls out his wand nobody reacts BUT when Minnie pulls out her wand all the students be like “shot better get outta here!!”
And all those unnecessary pauses you put between words! ArE YoU HaViNg A StRoKe!
I am laughing like hell😂😂
This one gets better every time it shows back up on my feed. It’s probably one of my favs of all time
“Potter move! I’ve got emo SquidWard” Had me laughing for 8 hours Straight
“Get ready children, we’re going to war!” Hahahahhaahahahaha. That had me laughing for hours
LMFAOO ACTUALLY DYING
"if i wanted to listen to an a-hole, i'd break wind!!" 💀 i need to save some of these insults for my bard's Vicious Mockery lines 😅
As soon as its like 5 seconds into the i started laughing my head off 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
Welll done, well done 👏👏👏
The part that got me rollin on the floor and subscribing immediately was when minerva said “ RAGING BALL OF FIYYYAAA!”
“If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d break wind” ABSOLUTE GOLD
‘Yes Queen thats me im her best friend... TRASH HIM’
Stabbing him on the back... sheesh
Oh my god this was great 😂
Look I love Severus but I can't help but wheeze
This scene was like an improv session🤣🤣🤣 Severus was sticking to the script but Mcgonagall was like “nah mate!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Mederna I’m undercover..your like a mother to me 😰” was amazing
I lost it when Severus said "Stop it Albus, this was your plan!" 😂😂😂