COMPILATION: Hazza P and the Smart Man’s Rock

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  • @Chanwills0
    @Chanwills0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2364

    I am so sorry for the delay my lovelies! For those of you who don’t follow me on insta, in the last 3 weeks I was due to move country, my car got ‘stolen’, lol we thought it got stolen turns out it just got impounded for no reason, was due to move countries, missed my plane because I had to put my dog to sleep 😭😭😭 rescheduled my flights, have now left the uk, almost to my destination (another flight tomorrow). Hazza P and the smart man’s rock will NEVER be abandoned ❤️ I just have a load of adult drama I’ve gotta sort first. Love you lol munchkins and appreciate your patience 🥰

    • @talibhussain5357
      @talibhussain5357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      2nd episode Plzzz ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @MovieMakerFanVersion
      @MovieMakerFanVersion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You're doing what you can! This has been a tough year, nobody can expect things to go to plan- you work on your own time; we'll love whatever you put out when you're ready! Just keep on doing what you do, you're amazing!

    • @lalagishere5250
      @lalagishere5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love your vids! Is it a lot to ask for the whole series? ❤️

    • @spacepuppy7059
      @spacepuppy7059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was wondering what the delay was. Don’t worry about not continuing it, we all understand!

    • @johnshire5493
      @johnshire5493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You have my condolences about your dog :( I really hope things are better now! Also a huge fan and I would love to see a full series about this. You are so talented! 🥰 Sending good thoughts from Greece! 💙🇬🇷

  • @mehan7918
    @mehan7918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    “He’s killed a man Minarva I think he can handle a door step” hahahhaha

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Lol, very irresponsible dramadore lol

    • @louf.111
      @louf.111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@drunkydrunk2351 bahahahaha, dramadore pls! I’m wheezing 😂

    • @sandraharps
      @sandraharps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hi harry. 👋🙂

    • @voldemort7568
      @voldemort7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Harry Potter who did you kill? Wait! 'Pauses for a moment' They were talking about me weren't they.

    • @jimharris2808
      @jimharris2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi harry

  • @MayaKartha-f5k
    @MayaKartha-f5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    Who else watches her Hazza P stuff so much they actually forget what Dumbledore is like 😂

    • @mada5741
      @mada5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Ummmmm......me

    • @andreahogan3820
      @andreahogan3820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      What do you mean? This is 100% accurate Dumbledore.

    • @sudhakarpeluri1476
      @sudhakarpeluri1476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@mada5741 2nd that

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Me.. HE IS THE BEST DUMBLEDORE

    • @iambabyyoda5522
      @iambabyyoda5522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I only know what he’s actually like because I’ve been reading the books

  • @milo6824
    @milo6824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4415

    If chan made a whole movie with her playing every character, you could bet that I would be watching it :D thank you!!

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      She even included some parts from the books, with some drama quotes, which is more brilliant... X33

    • @elsi.iii_aa
      @elsi.iii_aa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree

    • @HeavyCarts
      @HeavyCarts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      100% I would. This needs to happen

    • @mckenzieclay6745
      @mckenzieclay6745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      omg me too, that would be an amazing movie!

    • @rickermj
      @rickermj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg, me too!

  • @Κάσσι
    @Κάσσι 3 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Now I wish that Minerva DID raise Harry. Imagine him running around in a kilt with a Scottish accent. 🤣👏🏼
    But also: “daddy needs therapy doesn’t he”
    “To be honest Dudley we all do”

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And with a guardian who loves him

    • @LaurelSomerville-Laurel-
      @LaurelSomerville-Laurel- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol
      Dudley: IDONTCAREHOWBIGTHEYARE
      Also Dudley: Do the Roar! d o ~i t ~

    • @chaoticinkinc.3145
      @chaoticinkinc.3145 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We were robbed of Best Quidditch Grandma

  • @alix4143
    @alix4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    The owls going "Yoohoo big summer blowout !" just cracks me up each time.

    • @LizHays-oy4vi
      @LizHays-oy4vi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same bestie

    • @v4wlu322
      @v4wlu322 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @sabertoothturbo2242
      @sabertoothturbo2242 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was it not a frozen reference?

    • @baila3221
      @baila3221 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sabertoothturbo2242 yes it was! wandering oaken!

    • @sabertoothturbo2242
      @sabertoothturbo2242 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@baila3221 thank you for the confirmation....cuz someone here was not seeing sense for some reason

  • @jannathshiyana8107
    @jannathshiyana8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    The whole Dudley’s uniform part had me wheezing.
    “Are you body shaming my baby?”
    “Your baby walrus? Yeah”
    💀

    • @sarahkhan2676
      @sarahkhan2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao

    • @cciscool
      @cciscool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I loved dat part lol

    • @meredithlucas7156
      @meredithlucas7156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The delivery has me DEAD

    • @emu..cc.
      @emu..cc. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      6:08 for anyone who wants it.

    • @kurtwesner7797
      @kurtwesner7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lolol yasssssss😂❤😂

  • @zestyoverlord6772
    @zestyoverlord6772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    “He keeps asking me to ride it. Thinks it’ll be funny, a cat and a dog on a motor bike”
    I mean... he’s not wrong

    • @mada5741
      @mada5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I 100% agree

    • @sefiyahosumah6611
      @sefiyahosumah6611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Your comment is really funny cuz I just read these books by @TinaX2 on wattpad.

    • @maryamahmad143
      @maryamahmad143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sefiyahosumah6611 JENNA AND ELVENDORK

    • @ch4rlie_m0ss
      @ch4rlie_m0ss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought you meant something different in the first sentence

    • @maryamahmad143
      @maryamahmad143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ch4rlie_m0ss you need holy water

  • @sevensayshi6159
    @sevensayshi6159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    Dumbledore is so my spirit animal (this one at least)
    "I could raise him."
    "That is a lovely thought Hagrid but he'd die"

  • @_Kai_16
    @_Kai_16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “He thinks it would be funny. A cat and a dog on a motorbike.”
    Sirius Black I fucking love you

    • @BisexualAmbivert
      @BisexualAmbivert 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's canon and nobody can tell me otherwise

  • @justsomeferalminor
    @justsomeferalminor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "Minerva look im holding a baby and I didn't drop it yet!" "yes, Albus, amazing, now put it down before you do." why does that summ up their entire dynamic so well?

  • @fcv4616
    @fcv4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    "Because the Americans might be watching and don't know what "Philosopher" means!"
    LOL

    • @atomicdawn5223
      @atomicdawn5223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      “Sorcerer” sounds so bloody boring doesn’t it

    • @Anthfro
      @Anthfro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Breaking the 4th wall-

    • @rorysaurusrex_
      @rorysaurusrex_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@atomicdawn5223 innit

    • @Zenna.
      @Zenna. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That do call it the SoRcEReSs stone tho
      Lol two months later and I notice the typo, I meant they

    • @hlabhlabhlab
      @hlabhlabhlab 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zenna. Its just our accents and rhoticr's ..... :') we can do it I promise..

  • @allrounduk_trainspotter1129
    @allrounduk_trainspotter1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    So good, we need this dumbledore. We should have had this version of him in the actual films!

    • @cassea5108
      @cassea5108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      YESSSS

    • @Chanwills0
      @Chanwills0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      He is superior, I can’t lie 😂😂❤️

    • @Lillypop93
      @Lillypop93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@Chanwills0 I watched the half blood prince yesterday and couldn't stop laughing at the lavender hospital scene cause I couldn't stop thinking of your version

    • @adriennediana385
      @adriennediana385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Lilly pop I agree! Every time I rewatch any of the movies I just think of these and it’s awesome.

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THIS DUMBLEDORE IS DA BEST

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    “This baby just killed a guy, I think he can handle a doorstep”

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's got a point...

    • @Coconut-sl8pj
      @Coconut-sl8pj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh no it’s Augustus gloop”

  • @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450
    @vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's amazing how she can play all these characters by herself, also, love the fact that she imitates almost every character's voice and delivery, but for dumbledore she just goes full on 🎈

  • @larirodrigues25
    @larirodrigues25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Sirius asking Minerva to go on the bike with him is definitely canon 😂

  • @georgiefowell8017
    @georgiefowell8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    "Naruto run"
    "Abuse"
    "Below the belt"
    "A belt that's to big to fit me"
    I'm dying this is amazing

    • @ghostslayer1981
      @ghostslayer1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Abuse and Naruto run is the most iconic lines for me

    • @renukatyagi9480
      @renukatyagi9480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr 😂😂😂 I CANT stop laughing

  • @nancygabraeil6539
    @nancygabraeil6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2763

    "You are the biggest drama queen"
    "Thank you"
    A few years later...
    "Harry, *No one likes a drama queen* "

    • @Chanwills0
      @Chanwills0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

      No one like a hypocrite Dumbledore 🙄😂

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol

    • @Seungberrysmine
      @Seungberrysmine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Chanwills0 he also said I love money and later he said dont trust people who love money

    • @Chanwills0
      @Chanwills0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@Seungberrysmine yeah, he means, that’s true 😂

    • @childhoodtraumacore
      @childhoodtraumacore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "yeah, I speak from experience"

  • @Honorandjustice13
    @Honorandjustice13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    i love this version of harry, he’s got the sass of book harry 💁🏽‍♀️

    • @occlumens
      @occlumens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this

    • @dolunayceylinbesen2837
      @dolunayceylinbesen2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He has his sass in the films too tho

    • @occlumens
      @occlumens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@dolunayceylinbesen2837 literally only in film 6

    • @dolunayceylinbesen2837
      @dolunayceylinbesen2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@occlumens yeah you are right In the books he got ın trouble because of his sass with the dursleys sooooo

    • @occlumens
      @occlumens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@dolunayceylinbesen2837 yeah LOL, that one scene in the 5th book where they’re like “why are you listening to the news again???” and he was like “well it changes every day you see” that was so funny

  • @idanvane
    @idanvane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dumbledore: "Hagrid, where did you get that motorbike?"
    McGonagall: "It's Sirius Black's."
    Dumbledore: "How do you know?"
    McGonagall: "Keeps asking me to go on it. He thinks it will be funny, a cat and a dog on a motorbike."
    😂😂😂

  • @shannonshaw3063
    @shannonshaw3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My favorite part is the roast contest between Harry and Aunt Petunia at 6:05. Always gets me.

  • @aleishamclean
    @aleishamclean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Albus - "Minerva when can I have my throne back"
    Minerva - "IN ELEVEN YEARS !!!"
    😅😅😅

    • @steveparker1466
      @steveparker1466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He dosent live for eleven more years

    • @fulsman230
      @fulsman230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "You never went to visit himm either" -_-

    • @jaynemcilroy6608
      @jaynemcilroy6608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He never sees that throne again, he dies 5 years later

    • @Mutski1579
      @Mutski1579 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fucking lost it! 🤣

    • @donellgomez8958
      @donellgomez8958 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes never gonna see that throne again

  • @ayleenramos2099
    @ayleenramos2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    “That is a lovely thought Hagrid, but he would die”
    I am cracking up 😂

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    Dudley: Daddy needs therapy doesn’t he?
    Petunia: Let’s be honest dear, *we all do...* This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen... *E V E R.*

    • @pepamadrigal5979
      @pepamadrigal5979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same I gonna have to binge watch this every daaaaaaay

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol true... X33

  • @starlightbard
    @starlightbard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The owls going "YOWHOO! Big summer blowout~! YOWHOO family!" has me in tears

  • @Meggsie
    @Meggsie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    I'm still sad that Harry didn't go on to have many snek friends.
    Like imagine if he had a chat with the basilisk.
    "Hey big danger noodle!"
    "Oh hey someone to talk to, I haven't talked to anyone in a long time " :(
    "Voldy left you here all alone?"
    "Yeah he didn't even take me out when he was taking over the world, all these years since we met in highschool I still gotta live in a toilet." :(
    "Wow... that's weird... considering..."
    "Considering what?"
    "Nagini, she's a snek who gets to go everywhere with him. Even got to be one of his Horcruxes."
    "Excuse me _what?_
    "Oh I'm sorry I thought you knew."
    "No, Harry. I didn't know. Excuse me while I bite this stupid journal."
    "So can we be friends?"
    "Harry, you get me out of this toilet and we can be bffs."
    "Yaasss"

    • @riverstyx7251
      @riverstyx7251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Honestly if Harry had the basilisk on his side think of how much easier hunting horcruxes would be. No death eaters would be touching that boy and he has an unlimited supply of basilisk venom

    • @robbietheweirdo
      @robbietheweirdo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How though would harry and the basilisk though not kill those he's friends with

    • @midas5970
      @midas5970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THAT
      WOULD
      BE
      AWESOME

    • @Bread-ky3qe
      @Bread-ky3qe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Thats good, cos i aint ever seen two pretty best friends."
      Dobby: b e t r a y a l

    • @natashajones5004
      @natashajones5004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robbietheweirdo fox could peck his eyes, then fox could heal it.

  • @GemDaisy
    @GemDaisy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    We all know that this is Dumbledores' concience. This is what he was thinking throughout the entire HP series.

  • @tiger-lilytate
    @tiger-lilytate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    " He probably likes a mimilistic lifestyle. And anyway you do t know what his behaviour is like yet " BEST LINES EVER ily girl

  • @nancygabraeil6539
    @nancygabraeil6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    *Says in happy voice* "Yea it was nice meeting you, but we're just gonna leave you here on this doorstep"

    • @dexington
      @dexington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes. *LOGIC*
      Leave a newborn on a door-step in the middle of the night when there are people trying to kill this defenceless *~bebeh~*
      Emphasis on *~bebeh~*

    • @Salty_Oatmeal25
      @Salty_Oatmeal25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dexington actually Harry was a year old

    • @dexington
      @dexington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Salty_Oatmeal25 ik I was exaggerating, that cat is adorable

    • @Salty_Oatmeal25
      @Salty_Oatmeal25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dexington thank you!

  • @Fruity_fin59
    @Fruity_fin59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Welcome trusted friends... And professor Quirrel!" 😂

  • @nadiaisbetterthanyou
    @nadiaisbetterthanyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Daddy needs therapy doesn't he"
    "Let's be honest Dudely we all do"
    Honestly at this point it is a fact, Dumbledore is my sprirt animal💅😌✨

  • @vee-bz7pz
    @vee-bz7pz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    the queen is back everyone 😩✋🏻✨

    • @Chanwills0
      @Chanwills0  3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I really missed ya 😂🥰

    • @CoffeeInCollege
      @CoffeeInCollege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Chanwills0 we missed your uploads!!! ❤️

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Chanwills0 I missed u toooo

  • @HughesJon86
    @HughesJon86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I love that they must have had that meeting to hide the smart man’s rock and I really think this is how it went. Bravo!

  • @quirma6471
    @quirma6471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Are you body shaming my baby?"
    "Your baby walrus? yeah."
    im dead-

  • @ZekisBreadKing
    @ZekisBreadKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love so much how Harry keeps on saying "Ah ABUSE!" and "Naruto Run!" it js just so funny lol 🤣

  • @wiwi7902
    @wiwi7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Harry: picks up letter
    Letter: AH HA AH HA AH HA HA HA

  • @crazyharrypotterfan2326
    @crazyharrypotterfan2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    “Ah, nar it’s Augustus Gloop”
    That’s the best line ever,
    Or “Don’t you ‘sweet pea’ me!”
    Edit: Holy chicken! I wasn’t expecting this many likes!

    • @avanib7824
      @avanib7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But the letter singing the theme song to Harry Potter made me crack up so much

    • @crazyharrypotterfan2326
      @crazyharrypotterfan2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@avanib7824 true tho!

    • @concentradhydrochloricacid
      @concentradhydrochloricacid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My God I was going to write that when I heard Augustus Gloop and I saw you wrote that

  • @Lex_18
    @Lex_18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “Yoo-hoo big summer blow out!”
    Me: 👁👄👁
    Also me: 🤣😂

  • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
    @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Welcome trusted friends, *and Professor Quirrell”* the weird thing is Quirrell was probably the most trusted
    Shy lil smol bean who didn’t get in anyone’s way and was a pushover
    *coughs in neville longbottom*
    Then they found Voldy on the back of his head
    Also can we just talk about the fact that Fred and George Weasley were the only wizards in the entire Wizarding World to throw a snowball at the Dark Lord? They literally enchanted multiple snowballs to bounce off the back off Quirrell’s turban and follow him around,therefore hitting Voldemort with snowballs during that Christmas Molly,Arthur and Ginny were in Romania visiting Charlie. Like find a better duo. I’m waiting *crosses arms and legs*
    *sips tea in anticipation*

    • @upasanasarmah2940
      @upasanasarmah2940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeh!! And think about it, what happens when he sleeps in pillow 😅😅??

    • @jaynemcilroy6608
      @jaynemcilroy6608 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sirius Black and James Potter

  • @botato3306
    @botato3306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Oh narr it’s augustus gloop” genuinely killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @ymirfritz4757
    @ymirfritz4757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Hagrid: "I could raise him!"
    Albus: *sNorts*
    Minerva: "That is a lovely thought hagrid but he'd die."
    💀💀💀

  • @abheeshtan8794
    @abheeshtan8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "its sirius black's"
    "how do you know??"
    "keeps asking on dates, this would ne funny to see a cat and a dog on a motorbike"
    m dead

  • @kelsaa42
    @kelsaa42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Of all the screams, the one with the chair gotten sat on is the best x’D

  • @rachelmaxiaoli
    @rachelmaxiaoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Welcome trusted friends... and Professor Quirrel' LOL

  • @mapelianbutton4954
    @mapelianbutton4954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the fact that the owls have more character than in the original movie.
    "Yoohoo, midsummer blowout!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fullaregrets5015
    @fullaregrets5015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    What a way to kick off Memorial Day.

  • @themollyphone
    @themollyphone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The "yes Gordon Ramsey" got me hahaha

  • @zafirahchemud1987
    @zafirahchemud1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    'Harry potter and the smart mans rock' would still empty shelves😂😂

  • @macgirl1234
    @macgirl1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just keep coming back to this when my mood sucks. Never fails to make me smile. I'm seriously having the worst day and bam! I'm laughing. Thank you so much!

  • @renecournoyer3141
    @renecournoyer3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " welcome trusted friends..."
    " and Professor Quirrell "
    😂 😂 😂

  • @mahalakshmiloganathan8554
    @mahalakshmiloganathan8554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Dumbledore in this series is a character from gossip girl 😂❤️

  • @hollowbread3946
    @hollowbread3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Minerva:And don’t make openable by a spell from a first year.
    Dumbledore: Okaaay.
    Me:*Laughs in Hermoine*

  • @srijabhattacharya8142
    @srijabhattacharya8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Well now you've dunnit! I can imagine no other Dumbledore!

  • @Aaaaahahahaaaaa
    @Aaaaahahahaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dumbledore’s expression at the end tho cause it literally took Hermione a minute to unlock the door in the first place 😂

  • @CajunBaconFanatic
    @CajunBaconFanatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:49 "OH my god, it's an average sized pitbull!" -Maxor

  • @choiyoonah5150
    @choiyoonah5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This is so accurate to the characters personality’s. I want this to be a real movie series with you doing the voices and writing the script

  • @simplysavyyy
    @simplysavyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love this way to much! Hagrid wanting to keep the baby is a mood and dumbledore is literally me every day at work

  • @amanekabbaj
    @amanekabbaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The Dursleys : our son is smart he gets the best education, he’ll beat everyone.
    The Dursley’s: I didn’t know you could read.

    • @felixschmid9856
      @felixschmid9856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats actually a nice refference to Tom Felton alis malfoy:) he improvised it in the second film in a scene with his friends (yes i dont know how to write their names and am to lazy to look on google) greetings from austria🙋🏼‍♂️:)

    • @amanekabbaj
      @amanekabbaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@felixschmid9856 yeah I know

  • @presmisspearlthesnake699
    @presmisspearlthesnake699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:39 sounds LITERALLY EXACTLY like in the movie LITERALLY EXACTLY

  • @Entraptaisbestgirl
    @Entraptaisbestgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    :Dudley laughing noise:
    ah nar it's Augustus Gloop😒
    had me wheezing😂

  • @igab23
    @igab23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This cures my depression. Will you make this a whole new series for HP? Promise I won't miss an episode! 😍😍😍🐍

  • @orlawalsh8864
    @orlawalsh8864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    U just can’t trust dumbledore when he says✨obviously ✨

  • @Ella-bg2ve
    @Ella-bg2ve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10:09 I felt like saying ‘yes Gordon Ramsey’ even tho it doesn’t make sense😂😂😂😂

  • @dinushkamahawedage3186
    @dinushkamahawedage3186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I don't care how big they are"
    "Me neither"
    "Wink wink"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shannonbransford7675
    @shannonbransford7675 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Right time for drinks. Let’s get messed up”😂
    Dumbledore 2021

  • @alb8530
    @alb8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I don’t care how big they are 😏”🤣🤣
    “Ohhhh ABUSE “😂😂

  • @therandomloller1384
    @therandomloller1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love the "Oh! Abuse!" Lines 😂😂

  • @victoriarees4540
    @victoriarees4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5 seconds in, already a classic.
    A big summer blowout classic.

  • @milesmorales713
    @milesmorales713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now this is the type of "Harry Potter" I am looking for! My life has got a meaning!!🙌

  • @LaFlaka0110
    @LaFlaka0110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m so glad I came across this channel, I live for these and Dumbledore’s impressions are THE BEST! 👏🏽😂

  • @dragon.phoenix
    @dragon.phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "It's addressed to the cupboard under the stairs!"
    "Yeah, I saw that. A bit suspish."

  • @mike-hi4hu
    @mike-hi4hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hagrid sits on the couch
    Couch screams
    Hagrid: sorry about that 😂🤣

  • @kathrynvaneker
    @kathrynvaneker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love this, and you put so much effort in yourself! If we had this version of Dumbledore in the films, hazza p would be my ultimate favorite thing XD

  • @iM-hErE_AgAiN-Cj5
    @iM-hErE_AgAiN-Cj5 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ‘Yess sweet peaaa’ 😂😂😂😂😂
    Got me dying

  • @londyloo7464
    @londyloo7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “That is a lovely thought Hagrid but he’d die.” I am dying. Also thank you so much for making these you are amazing and I’m so sorry about your dog I hope you are happy and settled down now. Have a great Halloween!

  • @dave9401
    @dave9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd love to see the time turner scene where Harry and Hermoine have just gotten back from saving Sirius and the chicken horse. Snape is all 'Potter what did you do! ¿,? ¡?'. Would love the behind the scenes of Albus telling Minerva that the time turner she got for Hermoine was used to save the chicken horse.

  • @O.O_9
    @O.O_9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me seeing you posted something: ✨Dumbledore gasp✨

  • @thatonewitch
    @thatonewitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Big summer blow out!"
    *I am dead XD*

  • @straychildren947
    @straychildren947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:54 reading? I didnt know you could read. - our little Draco Malfoy

  • @priyankagbharadwaj
    @priyankagbharadwaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:26 😂😂😂😂 omg this was so good 😭

  • @jenniflower6569
    @jenniflower6569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The dislikes are just the people who laughed to much and couldn't see correctly. 😂

  • @falcondragonslayer
    @falcondragonslayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “That is a lovely thought Hagrid, but he’d die.” I’m the one who’s dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnnythesnow253
    @johnnythesnow253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm taking my hat off! Fair feckin play! This is actually a bloody masterpiece and should be guarded by a 3 headed dog, killer plants, deathly potions, a troll, a giant live chest set, levitating keys and a magical mirror.
    Thank you for your dedication:)

  • @berrybuena
    @berrybuena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He thinks it'd be funny, a cat and a dog on a motorcycle."
    Me: "Well he's not wrong"

  • @aliopa8516
    @aliopa8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hagrid: I could raise him
    Minerva: He'd die
    Me: Something Hagrid could look after that isn't illegal (can't forget about Fluffy tho ofc)

  • @drakefong1619
    @drakefong1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Idk why but “it will be a giant chess set 😳 is giving me so much serotonin and life

  • @fnaffanatic6555
    @fnaffanatic6555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Can you please make one with Aunt Marge? I’d love to see Harry sassing her.

  • @tygerinthenight3255
    @tygerinthenight3255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:44
    You killed me😂💀

  • @Isabel-s9l
    @Isabel-s9l 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    People who has watched Hazza P so much I forgot what most the teachers acted like also mcgoninal’s voice is spot on

  • @annecantgame
    @annecantgame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these, the owls and the letter singing, Minnie and snape are such a mood

  • @marlorulon5479
    @marlorulon5479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These are the best Harry Potter shorts and videos!!!

  • @CooperFol178
    @CooperFol178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Harry is such a snaaaaaaake 3:53

  • @Nargon46
    @Nargon46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how much Minerva stands up for Harry in this 🥰

  • @desireemitchell2232
    @desireemitchell2232 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS GIRRLLLLLL!!! I CANT SHES SOOO FUNNY!!!!!! I"M LEGIT ALWAYS ROLLING WHEN DUMBLEDORE TALKS!!! AND THE SMART MANS ROCK OMGGGGGG!!!

  • @sersastark
    @sersastark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "what's that supposed to mean I'M NOT GONNA PLAY DODGEBALL WITH THE BABY" WHEEZING

  • @satyagilani9318
    @satyagilani9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Yes Gordon Ramsey"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jttjlep_
    @jttjlep_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:24 I cant😂😂😂

  • @VintageTopHat
    @VintageTopHat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "He's asleep!"
    "And your parents are dead!"
    Well that settled that.

  • @breezymist
    @breezymist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I try to remember scenes from any of the movies, only these videos come to mind and to me from now on this is the canon way the movies happened *chef's kiss*

  • @nobodyandahalf
    @nobodyandahalf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trusted friends and Professor Quirrel 😂 I’m dead