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  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    "I'm literally the guy in the pic." Is an amazing meme, tho.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dante's Disco Inferno agreed 1000%

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It really isn't

    • @yaoiprotag4029
      @yaoiprotag4029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I just found it funny that she just says "NO" and nothing else.

    • @ethandickie
      @ethandickie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes

    • @shorx9199
      @shorx9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A classic meme that we will tell our children about.

  • @zoie8088
    @zoie8088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4766

    "you look like the elf from lotr"
    .....aren't the elves supposed to be extremely attractive?

    • @baldrodinson3380
      @baldrodinson3380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      Considering the elf that everyone knows about from lotr is Legolas, who's played by Orlando Bloom, very much yes.
      Sincerely, a straight dude.

    • @terrierlovesyou
      @terrierlovesyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Plot twist: this was actually a compliment and she's just really bad at them

    • @cinemasketch9644
      @cinemasketch9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      She prolly meant an elf from harry potter

    • @i_will_not_elaborate
      @i_will_not_elaborate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It reminds of that part in the stick of truth where you have to recruit the girls for your larping party and they don't want to play because it's a "boy activity" while they have an Orlando Bloom poster in the background

    • @zerolayne8245
      @zerolayne8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I thought elves were universally attractive. Like... That's just how elves are, even in DnD, they're hot/handsome.

  • @PwnedintheFaceStudio
    @PwnedintheFaceStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3495

    Jokes on Samantha, Elves in LotR are canonically super hot.

    • @Faucaux
      @Faucaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Cheers bro, I’ll wank to that

    • @satviksingaraju9496
      @satviksingaraju9496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Faucaux r/holup

    • @rexarmstrong4284
      @rexarmstrong4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah she got it right the first time when she said troll but then ruined her own point

    • @winch2342
      @winch2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@satviksingaraju9496 what the problem #coomernation

    • @fettycheese2498
      @fettycheese2498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh. Perfect

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    I like when Sorrow goes "mmmngh!!!" For "!!!!!!" And "hmmn??" For "???"
    A great voice actor makes a good sound for punctuation.

    • @abigailchristenson388
      @abigailchristenson388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ik!! I can never read ?? Or !! without hearing his voice 😭😂

    • @MrDsktlldwn
      @MrDsktlldwn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL TRUE

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats pretty creavive!

  • @randlestevenson5620
    @randlestevenson5620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4019

    Reasons to date me:
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    Page not found

  • @rorolilred
    @rorolilred 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    Lol I love how she's like "the perks of dating me: I will show you affection, talk to you, and not cheat on you" so basically what you would expect from a healthy relationship...

    • @signiko7095
      @signiko7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      perks of dating me: ill be a decent human being to you

    • @H0gwashing
      @H0gwashing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they are trying to trick you with reverse psychology. anything they say they do is automatically not what they do

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The perks of dating normal people:
      Having a normal relationship
      The perks of dating r/nicegirls girls:
      *Error 404 not found*

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they can offer you the absolute basics of a relationship and nothing else

    • @rorolilred
      @rorolilred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AaronKaiMCDNLD yup, although seeing as she considers the basics to be "perks" I'm sceptical she can even provide the basics most of the time

  • @kayleyanna3164
    @kayleyanna3164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5330

    She called him a gremlim/elf from lord of the rings, but there are no gremlins in lord of the rings and the elves are specifically suppose to be attractive.

    • @nicoledontu1252
      @nicoledontu1252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Finally, someone mentioned it!! xD

    • @katmaw5910
      @katmaw5910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Honestly, anything but an orc and that's a bangin' compliment right there!

    • @nyxeo
      @nyxeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@katmaw5910 yayy i have a group of people who understand lotr like my whole family does!!

    • @medallionvaliance5349
      @medallionvaliance5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      KayleyAnna
      Right? She accidentally calls him hot XD

    • @Icewind007
      @Icewind007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Legolas, the hot gremlin.

  • @stayhydrated8812
    @stayhydrated8812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    Reasons to date me:
    1.I’ll call you bruh
    2.bruh

    • @Sbevewagon4493
      @Sbevewagon4493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      4

    • @danielquigley5090
      @danielquigley5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      What if we kissed during the bruh moment? Haha. Just kidding!
      Unless...?

    • @malion8374
      @malion8374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Sbevewagon4493 Domenico nigga

    • @gexagon1804
      @gexagon1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh...

    • @hoclok4121
      @hoclok4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      bruh crimson

  • @stripperman5678
    @stripperman5678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    Samantha: im never texting you again
    500 new messages

  • @G4vin4tor
    @G4vin4tor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    5:47
    She went through all the stages of grief in the span of 10 minutes

    • @privcraft_
      @privcraft_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Except she never reached acceptance

    • @aarunthehunter5990
      @aarunthehunter5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      She skipped one stage

    • @thedeserthawk2093
      @thedeserthawk2093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So that wasn't just me who saw that? Oh my god, it was like watching a freight train crash into a grain silo or some other large agricultural structure in slow motion.

    • @katiep5218
      @katiep5218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She missed the crucial stage.. WHERE SHE ACCEPTS HER FATE

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      K D Presson no, the last one

  • @Slendermaster968
    @Slendermaster968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    damn... this last guy dodged the biggest deadliest bullet he could've ever gotten shot with

    • @TheCostimen
      @TheCostimen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      El Slendermaster i'd burn my fucking phone after watching that

    • @mysterylovescompany2657
      @mysterylovescompany2657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, you gotta play it for someone else so you pass on the curse & escape it for now.

  • @TheShyDoomer
    @TheShyDoomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    "Relax, your boyfriend isn't even born yet"
    The cringe is so strong it's like a bump of coke.
    I can feel it in my bones.

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's like what?

    • @TheShyDoomer
      @TheShyDoomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@kimifw58 Cocaine

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      i want to apologize to my soul for the things it's had to experience

    • @verotaylor
      @verotaylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heyyy I've retweeted that meme! But AS A JOKE mind you!

    • @gb3458
      @gb3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It also makes me shudder from the pure creepiness of that statement.

  • @starburstbunny
    @starburstbunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    the fact that you used the lumpy space princess voice for half of these makes it at least 28 times better

  • @ISpillSprite
    @ISpillSprite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
    Me: *gets drink*
    Me: *leaves*

    • @inertjohnjunk
      @inertjohnjunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      *Global standing applause*
      *Simultaneus shockwaves from perfectly timed clapping cause widespread earthquakes and subsequent tsunamis*
      *Everyone dies™*

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@inertjohnjunk this is what happens to the world when TRUE Perfection happens.

    • @fatalpotatoe4741
      @fatalpotatoe4741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I can't believe this. This is pure bs

    • @Spr33h0x
      @Spr33h0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Whole town clap at the resonant frequency of the star bucks, causing it to jiggle like jello

    • @ellafarabaugh5423
      @ellafarabaugh5423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Pffft that story is so obvi fake,,,
      r/thathappened

  • @melissalaw1832
    @melissalaw1832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4688

    *LeAvE HiM aLoNe. LEEAAve him aLOONE. LEaVe hiM aLOne. leaVe him aLone. leAVE hiM aLOOONE. LEEEEEAVE HIM ALONE. LEAVE HIM ALONE*

    • @milokiss8276
      @milokiss8276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      LEAVADAMAN ALONE

    • @OzarkCrusader
      @OzarkCrusader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *LEAVE HIM aLOnE*

    • @derekarcand1739
      @derekarcand1739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *LeAvEdAdAmNmAn ALONE*

    • @malsypright
      @malsypright 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I can't help but get this image of a horror setting in an abandoned building with 'leave him alone' scratched all over the walls

    • @metalheadjakob
      @metalheadjakob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the anthem of this series

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    "She has 8 kids and doesn't even have a job."
    Almost like she's a full time housewife or something.

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Having a job is still better tho

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Emily Barclay Lol who do you know in America that has 8 kids? Most nowadays have 3 at the most. It's simply more profitable to have both parents working and providing. Because housework isn't actually work, anyone can do it in like 30 min tops.

    • @tomsagamesisbackagain.3808
      @tomsagamesisbackagain.3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@A.S._Trunks dude. Technicaly they are working but not beinh paid. Being a maid is a job
      Taking care of kids is a job
      Ect.

    • @Acquaintance6336
      @Acquaintance6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@A.S._Trunks they do have a job lol, they just don't get paid in money

    • @ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960
      @ieatoilpaintingsinfrontofa5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@A.S._Trunks childcare would easily take up most of one or both parents incomes. And you risk child abuse, trust me, happened to toddler me. In some situations it just makes sense to have a house parent. And it's not 30 minutes to properly, actually, clean a house.

  • @snwoop7921
    @snwoop7921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2308

    rain drop
    drop top
    im rick harrison
    and this is my pawn shop

  • @satanisananimeboy8022
    @satanisananimeboy8022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    "I don't care about you"
    Proceeds to waste time insulting him for an hour
    "But i really don't care"

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Salty Skittles Look... I don't care about you but... but you better respond to my bitching... But if you don't that's fine too, after all I don't care. (The real meaning of it: GIVE ME ATTENTION AND COME FUCK ME DAMNIT!!!)

    • @smurf0920
      @smurf0920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he seriously didnt even reject her. She must be horribly insecure

    • @akshajbisht3304
      @akshajbisht3304 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it has 666 likes

    • @Binkusbigday
      @Binkusbigday 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile pic

  • @SPDcru
    @SPDcru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1923

    *_and then everybody clapped_*

    • @duvanner1960
      @duvanner1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're right.

    • @fistoftheworldking3834
      @fistoftheworldking3834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She broke new grounds

    • @meharawan6685
      @meharawan6685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      paloma *and then the makeup clapped*

    • @wankovich
      @wankovich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      she also says the girl behind her spit out her coffee.
      why would she STAND IN LINE IF SHE ALREADY HAS COFFEE?

    • @Anonymous-wg8fn
      @Anonymous-wg8fn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      paloma underrated comment

  • @nataliegray8019
    @nataliegray8019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "Lady, I get a lot less bitchin' from the Waifu at home." 😂😂😂😂 That was pure comedy gold!

  • @azimuth361
    @azimuth361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Damn, dude. You can hit some pretty impressive high notes.

    • @Dakarai_Knight
      @Dakarai_Knight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      azimuth361 yea low key I want him to drop an album now

  • @mrtyz3nn795
    @mrtyz3nn795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    LEAVE HIM A LOAN

    • @yaboilink2359
      @yaboilink2359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      MrTyz3nn A small loan of $1,000,000.

    • @SpudEater
      @SpudEater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Link Zaddy Fucker beat me to it.

    • @lucapasa4519
      @lucapasa4519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryder21 two fuckers beat me to it ffs

    • @mrtyz3nn795
      @mrtyz3nn795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @nika_akina3152
      @nika_akina3152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *LEAVE THE MAN A LOAN*

  • @FittZone.
    @FittZone. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6453

    You should get in touch with Samantha

    • @stan5155
      @stan5155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      his voices are amazing

    • @peterharris3679
      @peterharris3679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      scoobs never get in touch with Samantha

    • @fakofakooglu7460
      @fakofakooglu7460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      scoobs Legend says she still texts.

    • @thoward121993
      @thoward121993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      She never wants to meet your ugly ginger troll ass though

    • @schoob4822
      @schoob4822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      scoobs zoinks raggy

  • @princekehigashikata5942
    @princekehigashikata5942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Nice girl: is annoying
    Normal dude: replies
    Nice girl: *proceeds to get 91,000 kilograms of pure anger made into a material by sheer force of hate alone to slam down on the normal dude in the form of 99 texts*

  • @p0cketwatch
    @p0cketwatch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1406

    Reasons to date me:
    1. i can make really good potato salad
    2.
    3.

    • @jaym.1446
      @jaym.1446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Sydney Bettencourt looks like I just found the perfect girl.

    • @nadkinoneko
      @nadkinoneko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I can make the greatest BBQ to go w that salad 👏

    • @Trash-bd1cb
      @Trash-bd1cb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sydney Bettencourt 🖕

    • @nimajneb8897
      @nimajneb8897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      potato y tho?

    • @Trash-bd1cb
      @Trash-bd1cb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Nimajneb 527 *POTATO* SALAD

  • @ReallySoggyNuggets
    @ReallySoggyNuggets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    I am noticing that when he sings....He's like..
    Really fucking good.

    • @TristanSilverwood
      @TristanSilverwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *wow really? no one ever noticed before. Could it be because he is a v-v-v-v-v-v-voice actor?*

    • @ThisGuy1219
      @ThisGuy1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Harvey Sunshine actually generally yeah va’s have good-great singing

    • @cthonkle
      @cthonkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gizmo The Hyena begon furry, we don't like furrys here

    • @laggykun
      @laggykun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darth Tito
      unrelated.

    • @cthonkle
      @cthonkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      tahu nuva no one asked u

  • @AllAmericanCars
    @AllAmericanCars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    Hold up...
    *WHY* IS THIS *AGE RESTRICTED*

    • @Nameorsmth
      @Nameorsmth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      We will get revenge on that God damn white knight

    • @dennygorbzalez9175
      @dennygorbzalez9175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Samantha fucking dies

    • @TheShyDoomer
      @TheShyDoomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Young people should see this,
      for educational purposes.

    • @plushbabyyoda1787
      @plushbabyyoda1787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Probably being the fact that he used "stupid," and the algorithm was like, "Oh hell no that's too offensive for the young ones."

    • @subekennedy9554
      @subekennedy9554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think it's because the girl said Faggot 🤣

  • @Nexomify
    @Nexomify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Pros of dating me: you'll be the cute one

    • @Vioioioio
      @Vioioioio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Press x to doubt, seriously I feel like a fucking tras heap

    • @Vioioioio
      @Vioioioio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *trash

    • @its_inspired
      @its_inspired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I might as well be the smart one too.

    • @Hammywastaken
      @Hammywastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Vioioioio hey bro 1 year later you doing good

    • @Vioioioio
      @Vioioioio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Hammywastaken idk how tf i did it, but i got a gf now, lol

  • @ticketyblue3080
    @ticketyblue3080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4685

    Dude, where's the album. Your voice is legit.

    • @bigote7505
      @bigote7505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Tickety Blue on god it is

    • @carolinemurdock3038
      @carolinemurdock3038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      AGREED

    • @ochayo9414
      @ochayo9414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Especially at 6:10

    • @HumanGrunt
      @HumanGrunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i start to watch south park, now everywhere i got i see someone with a southpark picture

    • @vlork666
      @vlork666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Human Grunt Not like it's an extremely popular cartoon that's been around for over 20 years or anything...

  • @lyokon8
    @lyokon8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    00:6 Nice Nice Baby
    4:55 Stop Leaving Good Girls For Thot-Thots
    6:11 She's A Maniac
    12:05 Let The Sunshine In
    12:34 Barbershop Fans

    • @andorrra
      @andorrra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Very thank you.

    • @jennali9800
      @jennali9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, are those the real song names? I can't find anything.

    • @jennali9800
      @jennali9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please help I really liked the sound of the second one

    • @mattpoitras1949
      @mattpoitras1949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Irina Blitz the second one is bad and boujee by migos

    • @jennali9800
      @jennali9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattpoitras1949 oh ok

  • @soulslider5117
    @soulslider5117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Samantha is like Michael Myers. You can run away. You can hide. Move across the country. Defend yourself with fatal means but you'll always get that one text... "Haha you don't deserve me."

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And when you get rid of her, she still comes back

    • @reptilianoverlord9151
      @reptilianoverlord9151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That is why you stake them in the heart.

    • @Knightwolf1994
      @Knightwolf1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reptilianoverlord9151 Or get a posse to fill her full of lead in a cemetery.

    • @lambdalabs7807
      @lambdalabs7807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except MM is slower and less of a threat and more of an annoyance while NGs will eliminate you in one second via 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times... BuT oThEr ThAn ThAt

    • @lambdalabs7807
      @lambdalabs7807 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *via texting you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times

  • @50ULL355
    @50ULL355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    The elves in the lord of the rings are, according to the lore, the most beautiful and elegant race in middle earth, so that's actually a compliment lol
    Edit: can't believe I have a comment with more than 10 likes. You folks are awesome.

    • @tatumfowler3603
      @tatumfowler3603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When they don't appreciate proper fantasy books by not reading them: boi

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sidharth Kumar Menon IN I’m pretty sure even if she only has seen the movies Orlando Bloom is pretty damn beautiful xD

    • @caseyvee9973
      @caseyvee9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sidharth Kumar Menon IN i’m glad i wasn’t the only one who caught that

    • @Delta_2209
      @Delta_2209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the proudest race too

  • @Afmadow
    @Afmadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4332

    Boy, and I thought nice guys were desperate.

    • @invertedv12powerhouse77
      @invertedv12powerhouse77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chelsea fc lol

    • @skullcandy14785
      @skullcandy14785 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Life is filled with surprises

    • @abelerculano7565
      @abelerculano7565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Chelsea fc m'lady (this is a joke)

    • @alana9205
      @alana9205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Maybe they should date each other

    • @Afmadow
      @Afmadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Alana Nah they both want someone way out of their league so they would not be compatible.

  • @dannyla5311
    @dannyla5311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Imagine if a Nice Girl and a Nice Guy produced a child.... A New Race Of Desperate
    Coming the summer of 2018:
    *The Nicening*

    • @cason4267
      @cason4267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Danny LA a nice demon

    • @dannyla5311
      @dannyla5311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cason Nice

    • @lemonyfresh7367
      @lemonyfresh7367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      run for the hills

    • @dannyla5311
      @dannyla5311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *Be Afraid... Be Very Afraid!*

    • @notsane6967
      @notsane6967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lemony Fresh But the hills have eyes, ahhh what to do

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    That last girl was lonley and insecure. Very... very... VERY lonely and insecure.

    • @KristyK-66
      @KristyK-66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Macent i literally dont understand how she can be sooooooo rooooood

    • @jiondohn1510
      @jiondohn1510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      K K ruuuuuude*

    • @ricks8858
      @ricks8858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im sorry for her..

    • @JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie
      @JoshuaJadeMcCoskrie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rick S then you might be her "target market".

    • @KristyK-66
      @KristyK-66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ace of Spades but then she will be even more lonely because of how rude she is :D

  • @blairer07813
    @blairer07813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    I absolutely love the term “quirky” other girls tend to describe themselves as. Thanks to them, nobody takes my social anxiety seriously because anxiety is considered “cute”. I simply adore that!

    • @purpisdus3118
      @purpisdus3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *The sarcasm is strong with this one.*

    • @sanesanchezs
      @sanesanchezs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm a vegan

    • @its_inspired
      @its_inspired 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sanesanchezs So you just get meat from guys? Probably rarely though since that profile pic gives me ADHD vibes. Makes me want to grind my flesh into a juice.

    • @sanesanchezs
      @sanesanchezs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@its_inspired cool

    • @jaimeansell2474
      @jaimeansell2474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its_Inspired pretty sure they were joking dude, I could be wrong though. Try to calm down I-

  • @terryfuldsgaming7995
    @terryfuldsgaming7995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Umm, if they are IN LINE AT STARBUCKS how did the girl behind you spit out her coffee??? Did she bring a coffee to Starbucks??? Why was she in line??? Clearly r/thathappened

    • @hannahasbury2074
      @hannahasbury2074 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was waiting for her drink tho, not in line

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Double r/

    • @viscedin
      @viscedin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean she was waiting for her drink and the girl behind her already has her coffee but it's still r/thathappened

    • @3ffinawesome459
      @3ffinawesome459 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      to be fair, she might have turned, facing herself away from the barista.

    • @3ffinawesome459
      @3ffinawesome459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dr.blockcraft6633 Your capitalization is both intentional and unnecessary

  • @beckfreeman9792
    @beckfreeman9792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10049

    Lets all have a moment silence for the bisexuals who have to deal with *nice guys* and *nice girls*

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +601

      Space mom I’m straight, but I will gladly give that moment of silence

    • @samedude3810
      @samedude3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Bis probably don’t have to deal with them that much.

    • @skeezmcgyster6658
      @skeezmcgyster6658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      Thank you for the sympathy

    • @lavenderhoney5712
      @lavenderhoney5712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      The One And Only Pierre oh ho ho ho you would be surprised. But mostly I get threesome request.

    • @aestheticleo7507
      @aestheticleo7507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The One And Only Pierre Probably more often than you'd think :P

  • @cykablyat329
    @cykablyat329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Does that chick even know what an elf from LoTR looks like? thats a major compliment right there

    • @prik9802
      @prik9802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Cyka Blyat
      There isn’t a even gremlins in it either.

    • @ZOMBIEo07
      @ZOMBIEo07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheeki?

    • @yamimalik2982
      @yamimalik2982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine looking like Orlando Bloom, goddamn.

    • @VicarMax
      @VicarMax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would give an arm and a leg to possess the same golden locks as Orlando Bloom in those movies. He be out there looking like a straight up SNACC.

    • @TribalDood
      @TribalDood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Breeki?

  • @screamingphoenix8113
    @screamingphoenix8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Anybody else find it strange that the girl who was standing behind her, was in line for coffee, had coffee in her mouth already? She must really love coffee if she already is getting another cup.

  • @aoki9952
    @aoki9952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6509

    *_L E A V E H I M A L O N E_*

    • @bohij3030
      @bohij3030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      leeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAve hiiiiiim *aloOOOOOOne*

    • @spacesponge8732
      @spacesponge8732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      smøl acc LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

    • @denny0420
      @denny0420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *A* *L* *O* *N* *E*

    • @mnnwdr
      @mnnwdr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      libbe him a lawn.. *LEAVE HIM ALONE
      leaveleave him alone lone *LEAVE HIM ALONE*
      Lee Him A Lone.. *LEAVE HIM ALONE*

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *BEGONE GINGER MIDGET*

  • @benjibunny360
    @benjibunny360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2745

    Maybe if nice guys met nice girls, we could finally have nice things in the world...

    • @patrik2813
      @patrik2813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Wait, that, if that could work, maybe we'd have...WORKING RELATIONSHIPS

    • @kovacszsolt6005
      @kovacszsolt6005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      You mean "nice" guys/girls or nice guys/girls?
      In the former: F-ck no, don't let them reproduce. I'd rather see humanity die off than to have a humanity massed with their elevated severity offsprings.

    • @saeranseki
      @saeranseki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ben Coole that's really fucking funny, why? Because there are no nice girls or nice boys! Hahaha.
      *IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT*
      But most girls are thots (really slutty) and most boys are fuck boys.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Coole Maybe?

    • @patrik2813
      @patrik2813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      White Salami sadly yes

  • @SirCodsworth
    @SirCodsworth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    She compared him to a LoTR elf.. IM LAUGHING THOSE ELVES ARE NICE LOOKING

    • @lexalina132
      @lexalina132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sir Codsworth right?? 😂 VERY nice looking

    • @Ren1111
      @Ren1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Short with Hairy feet lol. I mean the main cast looked fine but that's cause they arnt actually midgets lmao. Take a look at all the background hobbits next time you watch.

    • @nellzdablackking
      @nellzdablackking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Ren1111 They meant the elves, not the hobbits

    • @jimmyfiddlesticks337
      @jimmyfiddlesticks337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sir Codsworth, Plus they live forever....unless a nice girl from Mordor kills them.

    • @a.b.1826
      @a.b.1826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No homo I would smash Legolas

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "Some men are legit in love with cartoon characters"
    Sans Fangirls: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @lemondolt_9094
      @lemondolt_9094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Dac_DT_MKD anime are technically cartoons tho...

    • @novaroseoooooo
      @novaroseoooooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Dac_DT_MKD But they're still cartoons 😜

    • @bananapudding1367
      @bananapudding1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And baldi, bendy, cuphead fangirls

    • @whyrainy3294
      @whyrainy3294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sans is a video game character.

    • @lord_berkut2426
      @lord_berkut2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And don't forget the lolcows like Chrischan because Chris Chan is in a polygamous marriage with 2 of his ocs, and the "father" of one of the ocs and believes all of them are real

  • @MistyHaven
    @MistyHaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I love how they're trying to be clever and act high value and yet they're hurling insults you'd hear at a 5 year old playground

    • @blastphantomgames6369
      @blastphantomgames6369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When the mask used to date people come off ruines people they suck at holding it

    • @bille5960
      @bille5960 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And yet they’re succeeding by catering to an obvious audience, unlike you.

    • @MistyHaven
      @MistyHaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol what are you even talking about dude, how are any of these people succeeding at anything?

    • @bille5960
      @bille5960 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Notorious White Rabbit they got the views, they got the likes, you don’t 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @MistyHaven
      @MistyHaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Do you know English grammar? Nobody is liking any of the girls in this video who is the “they” I’m referring to, but I appreciate somebody with no content on their own channel trying to insult me for documenting my progress on learning, lol

  • @BramsCommando
    @BramsCommando 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3484

    Reasons to date me:
    .

    • @mexbinomorales2867
      @mexbinomorales2867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Aspern Park nice qualifications

    • @lilbop4942
      @lilbop4942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      these are similar to my standards

    • @jamesfilyawDigginGabe
      @jamesfilyawDigginGabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yep same

    • @lilbop4942
      @lilbop4942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So your adaptable? OK I am a age-fluid(usually between 16-35, sometimes 73 {with IBS and dementia }) white male with an I. Q. Of 192.63, rounded up of course. And real real good with a katana, I have this cool trick where I pop off my fedora, flip the blade behind my backs ( not a typo, I'm too smart. And if there is I did it on purpose to be more relatable) and then catch it in the front and flip it back into the air, on my head. But I can only do it when I have my pony tail in. I am smart. And very nice.

  • @oOKitty86Oo
    @oOKitty86Oo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Do not say her name 3 times into a mirror. It summons her.

    • @DrLove342
      @DrLove342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Who, Samantha?

    • @megadon_
      @megadon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@DrLove342you're on thin ice buddy

    • @DrLove342
      @DrLove342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What's Samantha going to do? Lol

    • @megadon_
      @megadon_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@DrLove342 you're making a grave decision

    • @DrLove342
      @DrLove342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Samantha lol

  • @medallionvaliance5349
    @medallionvaliance5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    11:13
    Aren’t the Elves from Lord of the Rings supposed to be really hot?
    Samantha...brush up on your lore X)

    • @kirb9819
      @kirb9819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In the samantha cinematic universe there's a completely different story. Keep up with the sorrow tv lore man!

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Medallion Valiance Orlando Bloom is pretty gorgeous I have to say

    • @medallionvaliance5349
      @medallionvaliance5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terra_the_nightingale135
      Utterly true

    • @medallionvaliance5349
      @medallionvaliance5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kirb9819
      Will do X)

  • @77Redwood
    @77Redwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "Girl behind me spits out coffee" So what you're saying is that some girl bought a coffee and went back in line for a second one?

    • @ethanshay7208
      @ethanshay7208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      stoa zimbabwe while drinking a coffee she had previously

    • @TripleBarrel06
      @TripleBarrel06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's easy to explain. Her saliva is made of coffee, she was just spitting in disgust at the cringy conversation.

    • @77Redwood
      @77Redwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      so she wanted to buy a second coffee before finishing her first

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Sorrow’s singing keeps me alive and healthy. I’ve started singing in the way he does about random events.

  • @hmmyesinteresting
    @hmmyesinteresting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Sorrow's voices are a sweet, sweet escape.

    • @kaspersandberg8653
      @kaspersandberg8653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No he uses likebot

    • @nefertarivivi5613
      @nefertarivivi5613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hmm yes interesting. The TH-cam God

    • @KristyK-66
      @KristyK-66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorrows voice makes waterfalls

    • @kinspower
      @kinspower 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RDV Private actually yes he is

    • @freg4869
      @freg4869 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are usually on the videos in my recommended and suggested videos

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    If men are falling in love with cartoon women over you, the problem isn't with the cartoon women.

  • @gavjan
    @gavjan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Even if she's dead,
    the soul of almighty Samantha is still wondering and taunting every guy.

    • @emmanuelalagbala9590
      @emmanuelalagbala9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gevorg Chobanyan She Will Be Back

    • @jackboneart
      @jackboneart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soul? What soul?

    • @destroyvowels
      @destroyvowels 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy hell are you Armenian? I'm Armenian too lol

    • @devonmaple8522
      @devonmaple8522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legend says she's still texting him

    • @devonmaple8522
      @devonmaple8522 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah Cawley well just call her you know who😉

  • @tomasalfani874
    @tomasalfani874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4349

    Leava de manaalone

    • @aaronsison4563
      @aaronsison4563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Leave him alone!!!!

    • @FinalStand7
      @FinalStand7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mr Dinos Alfani leave postmalone

    • @mochicofee1758
      @mochicofee1758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Dinos Alfani o

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      LEEV
      DAMAN
      ALONE

    • @reshmamamtani
      @reshmamamtani 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🎶Leave him alone, girl
      Leave him allllooooooooonnneee,
      Leave him alone , girl
      Stop it!!
      Just stop Doggin him around!!!🎶

  • @katarinarobertson6534
    @katarinarobertson6534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    SAMANTHA WILL BE BACK AND OUT FOR REVENGE

    • @whickur
      @whickur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

  • @wormking6465
    @wormking6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    perks of dating me
    >im not samantha.
    im sans-antha.

  • @nope6021
    @nope6021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Lmao "no." "I'm literally the guy in the pic." Wooooow girl.

  • @sunnyomorii8755
    @sunnyomorii8755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “You probably look like shit from only watching Netflix and eating pizza”
    *I came here for a good time and I honestly feel so attacked right now*

    • @iago110
      @iago110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lo Saint *Laurent no nice girl shall be forgiven*

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I wasn't a fan of that one. I would love to watch movies/tv and eat pizza with a chick all day

    • @bingustbonked
      @bingustbonked 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp. Maybe you should get some help.

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lootroq have some goals man. That would get boring right around day 2 lol

    • @TheShyDoomer
      @TheShyDoomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt personally attacked and laughed at the same time, cuz I know I'm a piece of trash and I can live with that.

  • @itsrudetostare673
    @itsrudetostare673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    10:46 wow this is legitimately good singing.

    • @Snow-ey4qp
      @Snow-ey4qp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah i was surprised

    • @reecehogle4609
      @reecehogle4609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you know what song he was singing?

    • @divinaxito
      @divinaxito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reece Hogle feeling good Nina Simone I guess

    • @eomersimbajon2938
      @eomersimbajon2938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The song first reminded me of codfish's beatbox cover. It was so good... but i cant tell which is one better, THEYRE JUST TOO GOOD!!! And awesome!

    • @josephsquire8344
      @josephsquire8344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PureLSD more like 5:05

  • @grimlock__2501
    @grimlock__2501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    Her: hes gotta be 6’3”, 6 pack, making 100k a year, single, looks like chris hemsworth
    Her: 🐷🐮

    • @ghoulgamestalker4265
      @ghoulgamestalker4265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Poggers demon

    • @Dacweepa64
      @Dacweepa64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mando 1606 here’s the thing though pigs are extremely cute animals, now cows are the ugly bitch animals. Fuck cows. Pigs are cool though.

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Dacweepa64 cows are also very cute and adorable animals, these twats be looking like an out of water blob fish with overly tan foundation.

    • @user-oi2ef1fc9o
      @user-oi2ef1fc9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      thats offencive to all cow and pigs

    • @Delta_2209
      @Delta_2209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fala em humanês

  • @NOAHfreakingTHOMAS
    @NOAHfreakingTHOMAS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    *why did the girl behind her have her coffee already*

    • @soulsaversaras.r.s3956
      @soulsaversaras.r.s3956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      NOAH freaking THOMAS
      I never thought of that

    • @XOmangoXO
      @XOmangoXO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It said she was waiting for her drink, not waiting in line. So itd make sense that wherever she was waiting for her drink to be ready, shed be next to someone who already got theirs

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. Probably sitting at a table.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Any internet story that plays out well like that has got to be made up.

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I hate standing in line for coffee, it takes such a long time, so just to pass the time, I get a cup of pre-coffee to make the wait more bearable.

  • @maikamaikamaikamaika
    @maikamaikamaikamaika 6 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    "You look like one of the elves from Lord of The Rings"... I would be flattered if anyone told me that

    • @kingjz9470
      @kingjz9470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maika Mikaela 😂😂😂

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The orcs are technically elves too so it could go either way.

    • @fakepro5848
      @fakepro5848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well she called orcs gremlins so I think we're pretty safe to assume she meant high elves.

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tge

    • @rosielove4045
      @rosielove4045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She probably meant orc/hobbit

  • @pyroshayniac1090
    @pyroshayniac1090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I am petitioning for r/Samantha!

    • @zienwolf
      @zienwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can get behind that.

  • @marcusfrazier4923
    @marcusfrazier4923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    @1:49 - "Leave 'em alone!! LEAVE. the MAN. a-LONE!"
    The way he was zooming the screenshot in and out to his words was killing me!! 🤣🤣

  • @SJB0919
    @SJB0919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    As a Samantha, I feel personally attacked and victimized lol

    • @samanthanayelle694
      @samanthanayelle694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Saaame

    • @gameragedad8953
      @gameragedad8953 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilarious Eminem Meme.jpg

    • @ronmctrollington6221
      @ronmctrollington6221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      leaveimalone!

    • @applelon
      @applelon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t worry, there is help out there, if you or a loved one is a samantha by actions, personality, or simple name association call this number: 959-959-5555
      there is help

    • @ByteBitson
      @ByteBitson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you

  • @elbacano97
    @elbacano97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I didn't think an ego as enormous yet fragile as Samantha's even existed.

  • @mrMuttish
    @mrMuttish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    That whistling in maniac was dope

    • @Tyman_o7
      @Tyman_o7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      6:10 for the ppl that forgot when it came up

    • @Sawamura_
      @Sawamura_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. ucey love that song GOOD CONTENT

  • @kiirakunn
    @kiirakunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    *waiting in line to GET COFFEE*
    *girl behind her in line spits out coffee shes yet to receive*??!!
    legit story

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coffee girl wanted seconds?

    • @cosminaalex
      @cosminaalex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hossdelgado626 picture someone going for a corbin bucket at kfc as they are eating from another bucket already. Beautiful

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cosminaalex I live within a 2 hour drive of the og kfc. Trust me, I've seen the crazy things people do with a bucket of grease legs

    • @cosminaalex
      @cosminaalex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hossdelgado626 oh cool

  • @washboardman7435
    @washboardman7435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    It is said that Samantha's thirst is greater than the sands of Arabia and her salt makes the Dead Sea habitable by comparison.

    • @MrYaseen100
      @MrYaseen100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Washboard Man lmfaooo

    • @corvo2696
      @corvo2696 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I shall save this quote for possible future roasts

    • @danielyussof4490
      @danielyussof4490 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Orikron
    @Orikron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    Any plans to narrate audiobooks?

    • @RayGames1
      @RayGames1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Suicidal Muffin this man is a genius

    • @jamoman0277
      @jamoman0277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The Suicidal Muffin A U D I B L E

    • @Orikron
      @Orikron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      narrate
      nəˈreɪt/Submit
      verb
      verb: narrate; 3rd person present: narrates; past tense: narrated; past participle: narrated; gerund or present participle: narrating
      give a spoken or written account of.
      "the story is narrated by the heroine"
      synonyms: tell, relate, recount, give an account of, unfold, set forth/out, describe, detail, sketch out, portray, chronicle, give a report of, report, relay, retail, delineate, rehearse, recite; voice-over
      "the story is narrated by an aging English butler"
      deliver a commentary to accompany (a film, broadcast, piece of music, etc.).
      "the series is narrated by Richard Baker"
      Origin
      mid 17th century: from Latin narrat- ‘related, told’, from the verb narrare (from gnarus ‘knowing’).

    • @Tom44
      @Tom44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DrVexinex ^^^^^^

    • @forbiddenflame35
      @forbiddenflame35 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Suicidal Muffin Wikipedia ftw

  • @brodieknight772
    @brodieknight772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Is it me or are Nice Girls more persistently mean than Nice Guys by quite a large margin. I think nice guys are just jealous creeps, but nice girls are driven by crippling self-esteem issues which cause them to go on sadistic rants.

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Yes.

    • @spicy1615
      @spicy1615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@sirbader1 So simplistic... So elegant... Truly the best comment response of all time.

    • @creepykidpasta5993
      @creepykidpasta5993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pretty much

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@spicy1615 I'm a simple man, brotha. People tend to over complicate. For example, wanna know if someone is crazy? Ask them if they can picture themselves as a guard at a concentration camp. The dishonest answer is no. These types of people don't realize they have the capacity to cause tremendous evil, so they inevitably will. Psychology wouldn't exist today if people realized this simple fact.

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@sirbader1 That's crazy, it's one of my life's goals to be the guard at a concentration camp. It's good to know my sanity is secured.

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Like it’s not your fault you’re stupid enough to not see my value”
    Hey now, be fair to the man, none of us do either.

    • @sanesanchezs
      @sanesanchezs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only women would try to get a man by intentionally trying to push them away and alienate them.

  • @spectralumbra1568
    @spectralumbra1568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Why am I most upset about the fact that Samantha has clearly never seen or read LotR? I don't think comparing someone's appearance to an elf is going to have the affect she's going for.

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since elves are a different species banging one would be beastiality

    • @spectralumbra1568
      @spectralumbra1568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rhorynotmylastname7781 I'm pretty sure that would only apply to non-intelligent animals that can't consent. Also there are several characters in LotR who are part elf, half or less, implying that elves and humans can have children and that those children are also capable of reproduction. Since that's the case, elves and humans would probably be closer to different races of the same species, rather than different species altogether.

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spectralumbra1568 Oh okay I'm not too well versed in LOTR but if they can do that they'd be closer to a human subspecies.

    • @StormDatIsApproaching
      @StormDatIsApproaching 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rory O'Brien Not a sub species, more like a related species. When you look at it, elves are immortal, stronger and bigger than men, so if anything, the race of men is the sub species.

    • @Spr33h0x
      @Spr33h0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@StormDatIsApproaching elves are fucking lit

  • @gg.no.re.
    @gg.no.re. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    HOW DOES THE GIRL BEHIND HER HAVE HER COFFEE ALREADY IF SHE'S WAITING ON LINE FOR IT?

    • @Seedaron
      @Seedaron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LB G glad I wasnt thr only one thinking that. I even paused the video when I realized it

    • @juszak5435
      @juszak5435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LB G haha I posted that at like the exact same time as you

    • @SyBaR_
      @SyBaR_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "And everybody clapped..."

    • @pringlebatch
      @pringlebatch ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe she's chain-drinking her coffee. Back in line to get the next one before the first is even finished!
      ... Addiction is a sad sad thing

    • @ElSirRexy
      @ElSirRexy ปีที่แล้ว

      Refill?

  • @Samuel-xx7wk
    @Samuel-xx7wk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    Would a nice guy date a nice girl

    • @bigguy2128
      @bigguy2128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Samuel 5266 they would both be bored in seconds and dump each other after they realize that kindness isn't sexy. It's just something you're supposed do.

    • @marcinm6968
      @marcinm6968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      They would be stuck in a limbo.

    • @bowmax8629
      @bowmax8629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It would be like the splitting of an atom

    • @shizzleblitz
      @shizzleblitz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Samuel 5266 i've studied them for a while and realized they would repel each other . Its like how negatives dont attract negatives .

    • @peachylady
      @peachylady 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The Earth would explode.

  • @wendygrandine2834
    @wendygrandine2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    He looks like "one of the gremlins/elves from lord of the rings"?!
    She really is crazy

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She actually has no boundaries to being a critical pain in the ass

  • @hiropon2985
    @hiropon2985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    i swear to god Samantha is my ex best-friend like the cadence is identical lmaooo she was legit a bizarre specimen.

    • @CultofThings
      @CultofThings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Can't be. You're still alive

    • @elhboi3511
      @elhboi3511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CultofThings what?

    • @darkmattergaming1705
      @darkmattergaming1705 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lair

    • @adamlaurie1787
      @adamlaurie1787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I need her contact details to send her the video 😅

    • @karolrolka5140
      @karolrolka5140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      horrorgami then you should change some friends

  • @Kiwi_Tea
    @Kiwi_Tea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Binge watching these and I'm starting to live for the singing bits. You're damned good.

    • @Templog.
      @Templog. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spectre same here

    • @0123-q2p
      @0123-q2p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right? I just found this channel yesterday and I'm hooked lol

    • @deadlyinfamous66
      @deadlyinfamous66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @laylabeee555
      @laylabeee555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @sampzeider6162
    @sampzeider6162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    *W̷HAT ҉Ą ͜COI͠NC͟ĮDEN͠C̴E͜*

    • @bluejay9656
      @bluejay9656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sampzeider what's wrong with your comment??

    • @cheekybum1513
      @cheekybum1513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blue Jay it was infected with autism by Obama’s vaccines.

  • @thisstatementisfalsenothin5312
    @thisstatementisfalsenothin5312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Pros and cons of dating me
    Pros:
    Cons:
    Me
    My personality
    My face
    That’s it

    • @jaxvipre8606
      @jaxvipre8606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm sold

    • @yvonnienatasha1010
      @yvonnienatasha1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pros:
      1. Dating
      2.
      3.
      4.
      5.
      6.
      7.
      8.
      9.
      10.

    • @nathanh.9767
      @nathanh.9767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No me

    • @nathanh.9767
      @nathanh.9767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ksksksk yeah I wish but I can’t even love me, I HATE me so how do you expect someone else to ever love me

    • @pineapple7024
      @pineapple7024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S - R A N K

  • @MakeUpKitty21
    @MakeUpKitty21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    "you look like an elf from lord of the rings" thank you??? have you ever seen an elf from lord of the rings????

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably meant 'Dobby' from Harry Potter.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emily Wilson Legolas has all the game

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 Somehow, I don't think Legolas is Emily's type. But carry on, its an Elfy pursuit I suppose.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cali Braxus true true.

    • @WelcometoUA
      @WelcometoUA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cali Braxus dobby is beautiful! I think she means Voldemort ( it’s a joke please don’t take it as an insult or anything )

  • @uniquelyhim
    @uniquelyhim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    LEAVE.HIM.ALONE.

    • @imgayandmymomdoesntknow6468
      @imgayandmymomdoesntknow6468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Random Account you like hamilton
      cool.

    • @merchant271
      @merchant271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *LEAVEATHEMANALONE*

    • @mihirkamat504
      @mihirkamat504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Random Account Leava damana alone.

    • @uniquelyhim
      @uniquelyhim 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mihir Kamat LEEEEEAAVVEEE HIM ALONEE

    • @mihirkamat504
      @mihirkamat504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Random Account *L E A V E. H I M. A L O N E*

  • @dajosh42069
    @dajosh42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The chick at 11:30 is one of the most insane bitches I think I've ever seen.
    She just blasted off the rails at warp speed, and never looked back.
    Truthfully though, it's really a great thing!! He dodged a "crazy" bullet like Neo in the Matrix.
    I'm guessing he was pretty relieved to see all those msgs from her... Just direct evidence of how close he came to being stuck with/or getting involved with, CRAZY AF!

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is why girls need fathers.

    • @dimitriboodoo2651
      @dimitriboodoo2651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not the slightest clue as to why but they do provide some sort of entertainment because i just laugh at how angry they are...

  • @dumbtruccc
    @dumbtruccc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    No but seriously.
    Why can't I get a guy like Sorrow?

    • @jimbomclimbo7467
      @jimbomclimbo7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes not into people only hamsters

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jimbomclimbo7467 ruh-roh

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need a guy to narrate my entire life and make it more interesting

  • @gergodenes6360
    @gergodenes6360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    At 11:50 I was waiting for the guy to tell the girl some shit like "I was going to my brother's wedding" the next morning.

    • @Blep303
      @Blep303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Gergő Dénes
      “I was going to my mom’s funeral”

    • @daddylonglegs9854
      @daddylonglegs9854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've seen one similar where he says at the end that he was going to the hospital for a family member.. Not sure if it's the same on though ^-^

    • @tharwab
      @tharwab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      funerals aren't immediately upon death dude
      they have planning and delay

  • @sixpomegranateseeds6893
    @sixpomegranateseeds6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Nice girls have this thing where they "stay home eating pizza and watching Netflix all day" but still expect to get the guy without going out to meet said guy. It's like, "I'm just gonna sit here in my self pity slump and wait for someone to come sweep me off my feet." Like, no. You have to put yourself in the situation where a guy it ask you out, or, gasp, you ask them out.

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's shocking how much people don't realize it's a numbers game

    • @TheNexDude
      @TheNexDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Doesn't matter if it's guy or girl this waiting for a noble knight to sweep then off their feet shit is stupid.

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait... I’ve got it! We’ve just gotta get the white knights to rush in and sweep them off their feet. Win-win!
      Or, I guess, considering the audiences involved.... lose-lose.

  • @vincentsantangelo3920
    @vincentsantangelo3920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    last girl said sorry so many times she turned into the only rude Canadian in existence

    • @geremysorlinigiguere9535
      @geremysorlinigiguere9535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ever met a french canadian?

    • @oliviermarcoux9675
      @oliviermarcoux9675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gérémy Sorlini Giguère Myself? All my family, most of my friends. Guess how many are rude? 0. Stop disliking us we didn't do anything to you.

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Reasons to date me:
    I'm Dio

  • @supercool1312
    @supercool1312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    we need an r/samantha

    • @themadhammer3305
      @themadhammer3305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sonicj Polygon thats what r/nicegirls should be renamed to

  • @alrightythen8903
    @alrightythen8903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    *L E A V E. H I M. A L O N E*

  • @StarrChild.
    @StarrChild. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Me: *waiting for my drink in starbucks*
    Server: Here's your drink.
    Me: Thanks. *takes it and walks out to continue my day of nothing particularly interesting*

    • @cxphers8328
      @cxphers8328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fake and gay

    • @justice4776
      @justice4776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did everybody clap?

    • @burgskeletal3149
      @burgskeletal3149 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Star-Child 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @aries6663
      @aries6663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *and then everybody clapped*

    • @TwistedFireX
      @TwistedFireX 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Da CookieGod Fuck, I'm too late.

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Oh sorry, you didn't respond so I made plans with my friends."
    Normal person: Oh, oops! Well I'm free on Thursday, want to meet up then instead?
    NiceGirl: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Leffrey
    @Leffrey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    8:30 how can the girl behind her spit out her coffee if she's in line for her damn coffee?

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lars Frey you... You never drank coffee, remembered you needed 2 doses because you are very very tired and waited in line drinking your coffee waiting to get your coffee?

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Top 10 Questions Science Still Can't Answer

    • @xxxx-jz9xp
      @xxxx-jz9xp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *mind explodes

  • @jeremyterkelsen2518
    @jeremyterkelsen2518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    “And then everyone clapped...”

  • @jesuschristonabike8878
    @jesuschristonabike8878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I genuinely had no idea there were so many women like this.

    • @AshlynnAspires
      @AshlynnAspires 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus Christ on a bike! Ikr :/

    • @onegirl1750
      @onegirl1750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus Christ on a bike! And im a women. Well, a girl

    • @angryreader8857
      @angryreader8857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you have to do online dating to run into tyem

    • @non-applicable3548
      @non-applicable3548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me either. Jesus.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ on a bike! Good to know, right? One must be aware of the weed of their community. These women dissapoint me so much.

  • @bosniaforever
    @bosniaforever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The best way to respond to a nicegirl is just saying one single letter which can cause a breakdown: "K"

  • @SilverFanAccount
    @SilverFanAccount 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    remember 6 paragraphs ago when she said she doesn't sit on her phone and type to people

  • @mr.meloetta1939
    @mr.meloetta1939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    *_W H A T A C O I N C I D E N C E_*

    • @jevox2211
      @jevox2211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. Meloetta I'm laughing so hard right now

    • @Deniz_Taliano
      @Deniz_Taliano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally paused the fucking vid for laughing

    • @gigatrooper5098
      @gigatrooper5098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420 don't like this anymore pls

    • @mr.meloetta1939
      @mr.meloetta1939 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gigatrooper5098 Too late lol

    • @rinnegansr5980
      @rinnegansr5980 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read at the same time he said it, *W H A T A C O I N C I D E N C E*

  • @negativejam2188
    @negativejam2188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I want that “Leave the man alone” on mp3. I want that in my everywhere, ringtone, message tone, and on clipboard to send to people should I need to

    • @dong707
      @dong707 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NegativeJam yes.

    • @Sunflower-sn9ij
      @Sunflower-sn9ij 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NegativeJam omg yes! I agree lol

  • @t4tzelwurm
    @t4tzelwurm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

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    *why you gotta do that to me and get my hopes up for Under Pressure*