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  • @henrya3530
    @henrya3530 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +391

    So... on 4th July Americans celebrate something that happened on 2nd July by singing a song whose lyrics were written on 14th September 1814 during the War of 1812 and set to a tune that was a popular British drinking song.
    Fun fact: it wasn't adopted as the *official* national anthem of the US until 1931!

    • @wrightmf
      @wrightmf 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      it's been said that song is difficult to sing as not many around who remember singing songs of crass and vulgar subjects while extremely drunk in a smokey pub.

    • @fredwoods-o3g
      @fredwoods-o3g 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And only played with real freedom of expression in 1969.

    • @lawr5764
      @lawr5764 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      And... only THEN because Ripley's Believe It Or Not newspaper column revealed that we HAD NO national anthem at the time.

    • @zurielsss
      @zurielsss 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So inaccurate
      So uncultured
      So vulgar
      So American

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@fredwoods-o3g What clicked in those two years (One Nine Three One and One Nine Six Nine)?

  • @tomherron4334
    @tomherron4334 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +771

    Forgot the mention that those patriotic home fireworks are imported from China.

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Cause that's the anerican way damn it!

    • @Rhodieman
      @Rhodieman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      Not to mention that they're also originally a Chinese invention

    • @josephcarland
      @josephcarland 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      😂😂

    • @MrPrajitura
      @MrPrajitura 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like a bunch of commies right here

    • @jimminyjemimah
      @jimminyjemimah 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      So are the flags!

  • @ninten90z70
    @ninten90z70 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +247

    The US national anthem being a drinking song taken from another country is the most American thing I've heard.

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And the source: “I made it up”

    • @ddvffcescfe2368
      @ddvffcescfe2368 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Jimmy-xe5jdBut it's true, tho..

    • @lilpenguin092
      @lilpenguin092 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@Jimmy-xe5jd the British made it up to be more accurate

    • @NateLeePhillips
      @NateLeePhillips 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I mean, My Country 'Tis of Thee is literally God Save the Queen with different lyrics, so...

    • @dodgerocker
      @dodgerocker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Francis Scott Key was a lawyer from Maryland. His poem The Star Spangled Banner was about the bombardment of Fort McHenry in Baltimore during the war of 1812.

  • @tillettman
    @tillettman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +355

    “Non-lethal” needs a longer disclaimer than simply “might lose a finger”

    • @alicjak700
      @alicjak700 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      "or a whole hand"...

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Do not insert in any orifices.

    • @alyxgraff9121
      @alyxgraff9121 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'm pretty sure Fireworks can be lethal if used correctly. If not, then why are there Fireworks guns in multiple videogames including SunsetOverdrive & Dead Rising?

    • @louistart1173
      @louistart1173 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You might burn someone's house.

    • @BearandtheBossLady
      @BearandtheBossLady 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do not light fireworks that are in between your legs

  • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
    @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1069

    Thanking Combat Veterans for their service by triggering the PTSD they suffer from with these damn fireworks is thee worst kind of contradiction there is.

    • @Celestial_Reach
      @Celestial_Reach 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      I'm not a veteran, but with the fear they set off in me, I can't imagine the feelings that must come after. I didn't do anything to earn respect. They did, even if I don't agree with the missions, I do understand they did what they thought was right. I refused to use them before the.... well beginning of my empathy

    • @Kukaahi
      @Kukaahi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Yeah, that hit me the other day. I did my time but didn't see the kind of combat that so many others have. I get together with other vets. One confided in me that he goes down to his basement every 4th.

    • @Belcher703
      @Belcher703 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      The veterans and all the animals

    • @TheMichaelMonroeDoctrine
      @TheMichaelMonroeDoctrine 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Hate to be that guy but I’m going to be that guy. The combat veterans of today aren’t the same ones who have us the holiday to celebrate. In fact they aren’t even Veterans of wars that threatened our constitutional rights they’re just being used for corporate interests.

    • @Davidsavage8008
      @Davidsavage8008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Calm DOWN

  • @jimminyjemimah
    @jimminyjemimah 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +266

    I'm currently sitting roadside in a tent selling fireworks and this is hilarious. We've got explosives and flags, made the American way! By kids in China, just like the founding fathers intended! And yes, I am smoking a Marlboro red.

    • @lunaticgaming7967
      @lunaticgaming7967 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I salute you brother!!!!
      A real American hero...

    • @BrianK-zz4fk
      @BrianK-zz4fk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      without tobacco the usa would not exist 😂 biggestst cas crop till cotton gin😊

    • @machinedramon3532
      @machinedramon3532 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BrianK-zz4fk Produced using a massive amount of slave labor, just like the founding fathers intended.

    • @crosslink1493
      @crosslink1493 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Did you forget to bring a bottle of bourbon and your firearms? You're not portraying the healthy American image if you forgot those while selling fireworks and smoking Marlboros.

    • @ADMNtek
      @ADMNtek 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      so just as arbitrtarty as the imperial system of measurements it all makes sense now.

  • @henrywyckoff4301
    @henrywyckoff4301 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    The 4th of July -- also known as scare the crap out of the neighborhood pets day.

    • @EyeSeeThruYou
      @EyeSeeThruYou 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ...and every human with PTSD

    • @JoshuaTootell
      @JoshuaTootell 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Used to have to dope up my horse every year.

    • @ashleygreen3555
      @ashleygreen3555 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *fortnight

    • @DoveGirl
      @DoveGirl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I just gave away some calming treats I thought I bought for my cat but the ones that came were for dogs... I hope they work for that lady, she said her horses don't like it but they just stand still .... Her English Mastiffs on the other hand... Don't 😂😢😅...

    • @francomtz7115
      @francomtz7115 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Don't forget a day to promote your business and show off the classic car.

  • @bedrock6443
    @bedrock6443 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    What’s ironic about the national anthem is that it’s not even describing americas independence war. It’s the war of 1812.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's describing a bet that could be considered a video game idea. The British navy fleet vs an American flag. If the flag doesn't fall, the prisoners are released. It also describes air burst munitions meant to blow up in the air in order to disperse shrapnel over a wider area and into trenches. Those air burst munitions became more and more common in future wars yet don't show up in war movies.
      The actual poem is about a 10 minute read. Even those people preferred shorter songs.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Also, it was a war which the US arguably lost; you're pretty much done when you have your capital city burnt down by the enemy. If there was a winner in that war, that would have to be Canada. The British were fighting that war with one hand tied behind their backs, since they were mostly preoccupied by the war against Napoleon.

  • @trestianb
    @trestianb 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    As a non-american I will never understand how flag underwear is not considered offensive but something to be proud of.

    • @marcelsmiley858
      @marcelsmiley858 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Especially when adding new stripes to the underwear

    • @yamahkogribbis6212
      @yamahkogribbis6212 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      I am an American, and when I see people wearing the flag, it sickens me. These are the people that think kneeling is disrespectful? They don't know a fucking thing about respect.

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      While not really punishable (because Freedom of Expression is more important), using the American flag as clothing is against flag code law.

    • @lovatojonasfan1
      @lovatojonasfan1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@CliffSedge-nu5fvBut not its likeness which is why people can make American flag underwear and get away with it.

    • @brentoutashape9141
      @brentoutashape9141 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CliffSedge-nu5fv I saw a flag placed by the city that had been knocked down, and I was conflicted. As a boy, I was taught that the flag should be destroyed, as it had touched the ground, but as a regular guy, I wanted to pick it up and hang it back where it was. If people see me destroying it, as I was told is correct, they'll think I hate America. If I just pick it up and put it back on the pole, they'll think I don't respect the code! The Cub Scouts never told me this would be an issue. I was forced to leave it on the ground. (Not a joke, I live in Oklahoma, so it could have gone either way.)

  • @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245
    @cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    Thank you for your service, veterans!
    *proceeds to trigger shell shock by fireworks*

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Support our troops!******Except on July 4th.

  • @ProtagonistVon
    @ProtagonistVon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    The ptsd veterans, dogs, and light sensitives, love pocket, non-lethal explosives. I, for one, love getting migraines and risking seizures all week.

    • @Joaquin546
      @Joaquin546 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah I love hearing explosions till the crack of dawn July 5th. A whole night of sleep lost goes great with work on a weekday.

    • @DavidUnger-j6f
      @DavidUnger-j6f 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And you are free to say that.

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@DavidUnger-j6f 100%, I can feel this way and others can feel that way. It’s lovely. I genuinely appreciate your comment.

    • @2ndfloorsongs
      @2ndfloorsongs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ProtagonistVon It's good to have a diversity of opinion s represented here. Fireworks, even with missing hands and fingers, are an essential part of America's 4th of July. A 4th of July without fireworks could only happen in an America that had lost its will to live.

    • @ProtagonistVon
      @ProtagonistVon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@2ndfloorsongs This is the true beauty of opinions, I once believed flashing lights were the reason for any season so childhood me would agree with you. Through hell and high water, we should’ve all had pocket explosives.
      Now I can’t even look at them without getting painfully ill, but time does that.

  • @charlescook5542
    @charlescook5542 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    The 2nd being the intentional independence day but it not getting finished for 2 days reminds me of futurama "you are technically correct, the best kind of being correct"

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Technically the Declaration wasn’t done being signed until July 5th, as it was after midnight 😂

  • @JadenRoss-v3s
    @JadenRoss-v3s 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    Exploding things is the most American way to celebrate it's birthday.

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Mistakenly putting an apostrophe in a possessive pronoun where it doesn't belong is also very American.

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@CliffSedge-nu5fv Come on, you know full well this mistake is almost guaranteed to be due to the built-in spell-check and autocorrect in mobile phones. A _real_ American blunder is something like "I totally would of done it!"

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lucofparis4819 Your right to.

  • @blahblah659
    @blahblah659 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I always called fireworks "Decorative Explosions"

  • @diosoth
    @diosoth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    "Non lethal" if used in their intended manner, sure. Unless it's some super firework that requires a license to even handle the thing.

  • @ItsTheBaroness
    @ItsTheBaroness 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I love how this entire channel blew up because of him, they tried to cut him & it tanked so they brought him back 😂… I hope they’re paying him enough… Love this guy 😂

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When did they cut him?

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not sure where you got that story from. They blew up way before he was added and had problems related to a whole bunch of other stuff and I don't know that he was ever actually cut.

    • @ItsTheBaroness
      @ItsTheBaroness 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@darcieclements4880 essentially the multiplatform algorithm (sharing) showed profitable numbers/a positive increase before him, but a stunted growth, his videos are the channels most popular across all platforms comparatively.

    • @ItsTheBaroness
      @ItsTheBaroness 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@m.c.martin it was a few years ago and for a very short period of time, they tried to focus back on the old style content they did, but it didn’t hit the algorithm the same across all channels.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman หลายเดือนก่อน

      well if you're worried - the thanks button's right there. If enough people give a thanks in the form of a financial donation - maybe we wouldn't have to sit through so many commercials!!

  • @travishayslip9409
    @travishayslip9409 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    News traveled two days late. Fast forward, and we're still 248 years and two days behind😂😂😂

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That would at least explain why a quarter of Americans still think the world is only six thousand years old.

  • @kevinbarry71
    @kevinbarry71 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    A great motto for all fireworks distributors; who really needs 10 fingers anyway?

    • @BrandonJuhl
      @BrandonJuhl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Combining alcohol consumption with setting off explosives: what could go wrong?

  • @onetomeplz5825
    @onetomeplz5825 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    God I love freedom and democracy let me know when it shows up btw until then time to look at the pretty colors so I can forget about all the bad stuff

  • @rrhorse12
    @rrhorse12 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Eleven herbs & spices. Brilliant. I hear a hint of George Carlin in every Roger clip.

  • @stephenandersen4625
    @stephenandersen4625 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    It’s that time of year when the yappy dog next door decides it doesn’t like loud noises

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tbf to the dog, if you didn't know to expect fireworks, you'd freak out over ear shattering, earth shaking, sky explosions, too.

  • @Nurichiri
    @Nurichiri 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    As someone who has to cross state lines to purchase fireworks, I feel rather called out.

    • @jonlaguerre3163
      @jonlaguerre3163 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This is a funny Vid,never change bro.

    • @theloreaxe
      @theloreaxe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I hope you grow up as soon as possible.

    • @2ndfloorsongs
      @2ndfloorsongs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't feel alone my friend, there's a small army of us out here exercising our patriotic 2nd Amendment rights as Americans to own and blow these beautiful things up! If America's freedom needs to be defended with Roman candles, I'm ready and willing.
      P. S. I live in Los Angeles and don't have to cross no effing state lines. About 2 mi from my house, if you know who to ask, I can buy real Mexican fireworks. The BIG stuff! Illegal? Of course it is, what would be the fun if it wasn't?

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In Episode #208, Summer Sucks, Jimbo and Ned had to deliver bottle rockets from Tijuana after a ban on fireworks in their home town. Apparently, a boy up in North Park had just lost his hands in a fireworks wreck, and its counterpart town, struggling to deal with the ban, didn't care. They did eventually come up with the king of carbon snakes, which sparked a national crisis, but the bottle rockets solved it.

    • @monopolizedopamine
      @monopolizedopamine 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@theloreaxe And I hope they don't grow up anytime soon. 😂😂

  • @James_Sara
    @James_Sara 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

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    • @iottai
      @iottai 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's lovely. But if i may ask, how did you come up with so much biweekly?

    • @James_Sara
      @James_Sara 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's Caroline Maria Bravo doing, she changed my life. A BROKER- like her is what you need

    • @James_Sara
      @James_Sara 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A lot of folks are still hoping for stimulus and salary to survive which won't do much!!! without no passive investments. I guess a few know about integrating into the micro economy to help substitute FIAT or usdt for a more tangible exchange Experience, it more like capitalization with about 43.307% profits/ ROI weekly though.. ps.. Caroline Maria Bravo, got me covered thanks.

    • @BarrickStelly
      @BarrickStelly 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I would really like to know how this actually works.

    • @James_Sara
      @James_Sara 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've stated it all, the most important thing is to have enough starting capital and to have a professional expert broker to help you with your investment so that you don't make any losses.

  • @unperson5713
    @unperson5713 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Roger Horton exists in block time, he has and will always exist at all times in all locations. I further posit, we are ALL fractal reflections of the one true Roger Horton.
    Duality is an illusion. Exploit thy neighbor as you would exploit thyself.

    • @2ndfloorsongs
      @2ndfloorsongs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And do it with fireworks!

    • @airstrauss
      @airstrauss 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can corroborate

  • @Kattywagon29
    @Kattywagon29 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I do not like July 4th, New Year's Eve or any other holiday or event that requires me to stay up late when I just wanna go to bed. LOL This is the first year that I am spending July 4th out of the US and I can't tell you how happy that makes me feel. I'll be sleeping well on that night. 😁

    • @TheZaniQ
      @TheZaniQ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You sound just like me.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fourth Of July here in San Diego. Fireworks made in China bought across the border in Tijuana, Mexico.

  • @krashlyboo
    @krashlyboo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    A patriot doesn't need 10 fingers

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Ah only need mah one trigger finger to fight foh the red, white an' blue! Mee-maw! Mee-maw, come change mah magazine foh me!"

    • @davidsloat1016
      @davidsloat1016 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      According to the Proud Boys, it seems that you don't even need two eyes (or a brain as it was a self inflicted accident) to be a patriot.

  • @bryantaylor7137
    @bryantaylor7137 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    *non-lethal: some restrictions apply. Tell your drunk ass dads to be careful y'all.

  • @heronimousbrapson863
    @heronimousbrapson863 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Indeed. The tune to the "Star Spangled Banner" is that of "To Anacreon in Heaven". The original song celebrated a life of debauchery.

  • @roryregina
    @roryregina 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Guy that worked at the same place I did was in the habit of driving South to buy a truck load of fireworks before they were legal in Michigan. One year while he was drunk and setting off large mortars he left his face over the tube too long... lost an eye and his truck. Eye because of the mortar, truck because of the illegal fireworks (they confiscated it). Many many years before that, there was a place about 7 miles down the road from us that made illegal fireworks.... one year their garage blow up and killed them.

  • @DeMarisM
    @DeMarisM 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    No one knows more about fireworks than Joe Dirt!

  • @StarlightEater
    @StarlightEater 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I lost 90% of the hearing in my left ear when I was 14.
    No regrets, baby! Usa!

  • @nonchalantguy9461
    @nonchalantguy9461 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    This video is the only thing I’m going to enjoy about July 4th 😂

  • @slapnut892
    @slapnut892 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There is nothing more American than commercialism.

  • @KingAlanI
    @KingAlanI 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Brilliant. Not only your usual sarcastic ad but also fair comedically delivered points about the Declaration and Star Spangled Banner

  • @K.J-LaMon
    @K.J-LaMon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ben Franklin = Charlie Sheen
    Yes!
    A blistering report!😂😂😂

  • @exMuteKid
    @exMuteKid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ok but fireworks are really fun to set off though! Plus the chemistry behind how they work and their history is really fascinating

  • @FollowingStorm0
    @FollowingStorm0 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    We love a true American patriot like Roger 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅💯

    • @davidboysel4509
      @davidboysel4509 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Mr. Farankpij tucked all of them 😂

    • @2ndfloorsongs
      @2ndfloorsongs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      God Bless America and Patriots like Roger who make it possible.

  • @jokerace8227
    @jokerace8227 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Ooh, didn't even get into all the fun of the toxic metals that give the fireworks their colors. Breathe in that smoke, oh yeah. LOL

  • @Nexesys
    @Nexesys 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It should have been "Not Always Lethal" 😂

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:08 Yes, the war of 1812, the everlasting reminder that the scoreboard of Canada vs America is 1-0. 😂

  • @wyatthill6252
    @wyatthill6252 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Once again, Roger and the comment section did not disappoint!

  • @Mew-Alder
    @Mew-Alder 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    non lethal (most of the time)

    • @davey_rulez7301
      @davey_rulez7301 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      non lethal (unless you’re a bird)

  • @Clayvicle
    @Clayvicle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Freedom from monarchy, sounds like that may not be around for long

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But it's what the people want! All six of them.

  • @Xamry
    @Xamry 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:15 colonial roger is awesome 😂

  • @ACME_Kinetics
    @ACME_Kinetics 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    10 gun salute? But I only have 4 guns, I got some buyin to do!

  • @Guy_Sandler
    @Guy_Sandler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "all men are created equal, but some are more equal then others"

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "...that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights..."
      ...unless black, red or brown.

    • @Guy_Sandler
      @Guy_Sandler 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RichWoods23 this was supposed to be a quote from animal farm not the constitution

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Guy_Sandler Well, considering where Orwell got his line from...

    • @anthonymeade7345
      @anthonymeade7345 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Than*

  • @novaprime2297
    @novaprime2297 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Meanwhile Alexander Hamilton would be like “You’re an asshole, mister Jefferson.”

  • @Robert-yc9ql
    @Robert-yc9ql 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Strap 17 hot dogs to a roman candle and send that thing sky high!" is exactly why I love my country... you can do stupid shit on holidays and no one looks twice.
    Nicely done. 😊

  • @DavidMcMahon-b3o
    @DavidMcMahon-b3o 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have no idea but the very first shot with Roger in his cap, somehow reminded me of Major Burns from MASH TV show. Go figure! 😛

  • @MichaelOKC
    @MichaelOKC 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pre-tubed nitrate snacks! Lol! Never thought about it that way and had some smothered in ground cow with dried pepper sauce!

  • @rsoulinternet
    @rsoulinternet 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    One of France's greatest military victories.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Even Spain got to play a part. Apparently there were Americans involved too.

  • @marvincool3744
    @marvincool3744 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    A friend and neighbor of mine always throws the best 4th parties. Really looking forward to it.

  • @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74
    @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Funny Samuel Adams was the founding father with the brewery and Ben Franklin was the one with the weed lol

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It would be so cool to bring an ounce of hybrids and a few Four Loko's to the past and get lit with both of them.

    • @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74
      @d3thkn1ghtmcgee74 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Travybear1989 that would be pretty cool. And visit Ben while him and king Louis were lighting it up and partying with a bunch of hookers lol

  • @saltyassassins5816
    @saltyassassins5816 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damn, i love this channel. So honest and yet, done in a hilarious fashion.

  • @dw5107
    @dw5107 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Non lethal?!
    🇺🇸: hold our beers

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude killed himself this year by lightning fireworks off his head

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude killed himself this year by lightning fireworks off his head

  • @Lunch_Lady_Doris
    @Lunch_Lady_Doris 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Horton for President 2024

  • @Aknot2099
    @Aknot2099 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Roger, we need "If Pride Parades were Honest".

  • @AnnoyingMoose
    @AnnoyingMoose 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The War of 1812 AKA the first massive defeat the U.S. experienced when Canadians burned the White House to the ground!! Canada! CANADA!! CA-NA-DA!!!

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky หลายเดือนก่อน

      We’re probably gonna have a rematch assuming we get our shit together here. So I wouldn’t be so cocky.

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm glad that most of the cities in my state (Oklahoma) have banned personal firecrackers within the city limits (they still sell them at special seasonal stands just outside the city limits). I hate how obnoxiously loud they are and haven't played with such things myself in decades. They still have the big, beautiful fireworks, but I've seen enough of those by now that I no longer care (I used to work at the Magic Kingdom where they had those kinds of fireworks literally every night).

  • @DonCDXX
    @DonCDXX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    One day I want to see the honest version of the writing constitution. A group of rich guys trying to deliver the least amount of what Thomas Paine wrote about rights and freedoms in his pamphlets that lead to the recruitment of enough soldiers to actually win the revolutionary war.
    Our constitution is a watered down version of Thomas Paine, diluted just enough that the aristocracy would approve.

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman หลายเดือนก่อน

    roger simultaneously capitalizes on idiocracy while simultaneously educating enough against it - because he appreciates history to do something with it - than what any of us ever will! It's his staunch meticulousness towards appreciating, cultivating, crafting, and honing in the best of it (sometimes applying it in the worst way) that makes roger the #1 financial success to date!! And now we know his secrets - if only any of us can follow through on that act - to that level! See we all can learn history, we all can make something of it - no one is special, but what makes roger special is his utmost of dedication (that is greater than the entirety of all americans combined - times 1 million lol) - and that's able to support the entirety of the US - by 1 person. Amazing!!!

  • @erictheredguy
    @erictheredguy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Hey we're back into a monarch now! Full president immunity

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Presidents have always had immunity for official actions taken in their capacity as president. This is why you don’t see presidents prosecuted for inaccurate drone strikes that kill civilians for example.
      The president does not have immunity in their capacity as a private citizen, for example as a candidate for re-election.
      All the court did was reaffirm this, as well as define the cases that might fall in the middle, which they labeled “presumed but not absolute immunity”.

  • @Forriedude
    @Forriedude 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love that Jefferson bleep.

  • @currentphonograph7487
    @currentphonograph7487 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Somebody put something in my drink - The Ramones

  • @Mikethemerciless11
    @Mikethemerciless11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Every 4th of July, I drink a hearty toast to the real Freedom Fighters: King George III and King Louis XVI. The time when America was taxed the least was under King George III. God Save the King!

    • @devangoutdoors
      @devangoutdoors 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's always good to remind Brit show they got their asses kicked by the French & the Americans, the 2 greatest nations on the planet which GB was always dreamin of!

    • @Mikethemerciless11
      @Mikethemerciless11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@devangoutdoors Actually, we're not so great as we're led to believe. The US and France (and the UK) are all based on Mendacity. Nothing in the Declaration of Independence is true, except maybe the date. The US is "rich," but....they're also described as being a third world country wearing a Gucci belt.
      And graciousness is not one of America's virtues (as if it has any). The man MOST responsible for American Independence has no monument to him anywhere in Washington, D.C. He does have a city in Kentucky named for him. That man is King Louis XVI.
      Vive Le Roi!

    • @devangoutdoors
      @devangoutdoors 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Mikethemerciless11based on your comment, either you've never been out of the US or an European sympathizer.
      America has always been a great nation. The 3rd world country title is either given by other 3rd world nations which are jealous of us or because of rampant immigration from those nations in past 3 decades.
      Even France doesn't recognize the greatness of one of their greatest Kings, King Louis XI. They do have a history of flipping good & bad.

    • @Mikethemerciless11
      @Mikethemerciless11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @devangoutdoors Bullshit.
      For one, you are very presumptive, and are trying to shut me up. I served in the US Army, and have been all around the world. Trust me. America is a scam. It is not, and has never been, a nation. It's really a bordello.
      France does recognize it made a grave error. They don't masturbate to bullshit the way Americans do to avoid hard truths and make themselves feel good.
      There are no such things as Democracies or Republics.
      When you're $40 trillion in debt, you are a third world country that masturbates to its own stupidity. The land of the scam, home of the conman!

    • @colleenmarin8907
      @colleenmarin8907 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @devangoutdoors Louis XVI got his head cut off for being King Louis XVI, not exactly a great thing to be

  • @dominicfucinari1942
    @dominicfucinari1942 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And kids born in July rarely ever have to worry about having class on their birthdays.

  • @T-mu2hk
    @T-mu2hk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We were "British subjects " why not s.t.e.a.l. (strategically transfer to alternate location) a tune for our national anthem?

    • @colleenmarin8907
      @colleenmarin8907 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We weren't British subjects when the song was written in 1815

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you know - I was going to ask for a holiday ad - but you thought ahead of me for me - thank goodness!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Old drinking song?
    Considering the history of this place, it does make *a lot* more sense when you factor in regular binge drinking.

  • @michellem4287
    @michellem4287 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We need a new anthem! America The Beautiful was actually written by an AMERICAN woman. And you don't have to be a professional to sing it!

  • @jonathanrivlin6248
    @jonathanrivlin6248 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    FWIW, the A-Team theme song would make for a much better national anthem. That would surely liven up the Olympics 😅

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think a great sequel to this one is 'if music was honest' - talking about digital music in particular. But if you focus on guitars - especially how the electric guitar came about (like what the synopsis I wrote alludes to - but you can add some spongebob to it - of course!! lol) - that would be really something.

  • @TiagoMorbusSa
    @TiagoMorbusSa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys were having a riot with your acting, such fun to watch the thing between adams and jefferson!! XD

  • @miloradvlaovic
    @miloradvlaovic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sophisticated hobo-fire lol.
    I was born on the 5th, and most American always tell me - oh you're so lucky, so you celebrate two days in a row. It's just that I am not an American and they are fully aware of it when saying that 🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @jerredhamann5646
    @jerredhamann5646 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The og national anthem was a song called hail columbia that was talking about the sacrafices revolution and continuing and promoting the ideas of the revolution.

  • @Rapscallion2009
    @Rapscallion2009 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Back when I was a kid I thought it was ironic that both the USA and Russia celebrate wars of independence fought with major European states in 1812 (The war of independence from Britain, and Napoleon's abortive invasion of Russia by the French)
    Well, the world got 2 great tunes out of it. The Star Spangled Banner and the 1812 Overture.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Most of the action in the War of 1812 actually took place in 1814. America was not as adept at naming things before the movie industry came along.

    • @CynthiaMcG
      @CynthiaMcG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just wait until Zach Snyder makes a movie based on the concept, ​@@davidlundquist1979

  • @Maiq-the-Liar
    @Maiq-the-Liar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    M'aiq lets his relatives provide the fireworks, this one just eats their food and keeps his digits. 😸

    • @hugoagogo4229
      @hugoagogo4229 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      M'aiq knows much. Tells some. M'aiq steals land and fireworks when others cannot.

  • @jstnsmutek
    @jstnsmutek 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's only non-lethal if you do it wrong

  • @SNPXX
    @SNPXX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Still Roger for President.

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOL i’m glad it didn’t end up being July 2nd because that’s my birthday! I like both my birthday and July 4th but I don’t want my birthday overshadowed

  • @BenieTheDragon
    @BenieTheDragon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You only need two fingers to salute the flag, soldier!!"
    😂😂

  • @surgeland9084
    @surgeland9084 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There's also that whole genocide thing they did as soon as they were independent... which they fought for independence to do. Yes, really.

  • @lawr5764
    @lawr5764 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    WHAT?? They left out the bit where every firework you've ever seen (for generations) comes from CHINA. Come to think of it, most of the US flags do, too.

    • @scanman975
      @scanman975 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'll never buy made in China flags.

  • @jacoballred
    @jacoballred 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    During July the 4th. I contributed and purchased prime Ribs for my family. But usually I don't purchase fireworks.

  • @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854
    @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought it was VERY convenient for this ALL to happen during the summer time. I'd hate to imagine this happening in the winter time. How many people would want to be standing outside during a blizzard or an arctic sub zero weather to watch a firework display... 🤔

    • @CynthiaMcG
      @CynthiaMcG 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As if New Year's Day isn't balmy in the Northern Hemisphere.

  • @travis9791
    @travis9791 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I have a guy that keeps his "lethal" Patriot gunpowder missiles in the trunk of his car. He's a really good dude.

  • @scotttaylor8462
    @scotttaylor8462 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We definitely didn’t sign it on the 2nd. That’s the day Congress approved independence. The 4th was the day they approved the Declaration.

  • @Whisky_4_1
    @Whisky_4_1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Happy 4th of July everybody.

  • @maximbohun2290
    @maximbohun2290 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I want to thank all of the Americans for celebrating my birthday😊

  • @redsoxu571
    @redsoxu571 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You could lose a finger...and odds are you just *might*"
    Well, they don't call these Honest Ads for nothing!

  • @domomitsune5920
    @domomitsune5920 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hello roger, and thank you for another entertaining video.
    4th of July had just become another advertising and selling holiday, like christmas, easter, and mother's day, and especially Valentine's day.
    It's just a way to sell your extra flags from Memorial day, and to sell exposable things like fireworks, beer, and whatever else.
    It's also a free holiday from potential work, so I go out and watch fireworks from a distance without paying, as a cheapskate.
    And to be honest I love the explosions of colors, at the expense of the taxpayers money for buying fireworks.😂

    • @machinedramon3532
      @machinedramon3532 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And hey, what's more American than rampant consumerism?

  • @danholm4952
    @danholm4952 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    People spending $$ they dont have on fireworks! MURIKA!

  • @danaripley1200
    @danaripley1200 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1812? Isn't that when the US invaded Canada and got kicked in the ass for trying?

  • @timbuktu8069
    @timbuktu8069 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The national anthem
    A bar song that says "Yeah you hit us and we're still standing"
    What could be more American?

  • @bonniewight911
    @bonniewight911 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thanks!

  • @JubeiKibagamiFez
    @JubeiKibagamiFez 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just saw 5 seconds of actors putting ketchup on a porterhouse and getting a tattoo of a ketchup brand. yay, america. :-|

  • @kwamekamguia7221
    @kwamekamguia7221 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don’t forget Hollywood Summer Blockbusters!

  • @Jacob_Leader_TFE
    @Jacob_Leader_TFE 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Last night I was lying in bed and hearing constant blasts and explosions thinking to myself back during the war they would've been
    hearing the exact same thing
    Edit: I live in Kentucky

    • @Phuckitall
      @Phuckitall 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In some parts of the world, they still do.

    • @paulis7319
      @paulis7319 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You live in southside Chicago?

    • @virginiamoss7045
      @virginiamoss7045 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This is something I will never understand. After the horrors of war and desperate fighting why more of the terrible sounds of war? The firing of cannons and rifles at celebrations and, worse yet, at funerals, especially those of war veterans. What is wrong with people?! My neighbor has PTSD and struggles with life, bit the rest of our neighbors don't give a s**t. I've tried to talk to them, but they think nothing of it. We have a whole lot of people in the US who are selfish dimwits and who respond to their lowest instincts, especially men. They do it to themselves it would seem. I have always deeply hated fireworks; they never, ever made any sense to me.

    • @NewHaven203
      @NewHaven203 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you live in:
      Camden, NJ
      East St Louis, IL
      Gary, IN
      Newark, NJ
      Jackson, MS
      North Philly, PA
      Detroit, MI
      Flint, MI
      Benton Harbor, MI
      New Orleans, LA
      Memphis, TN
      Baltimore, MD
      Ferguson, MO
      Oakland, CA
      Mobile, AL
      East Cleveland, OH
      Bed stuy, NYC
      Or Atlanta, GA then you still do

    • @slyfox2022
      @slyfox2022 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Add Bronx, NY to that

  • @calcaware
    @calcaware 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is blasphemy!
    I love it.