I love that Dr Wolfula calls Reverend Zombie "Rob Zombie" instead. I think his upcoming re-reviews of the Zombie Halloween films is weighing on his psychotic mind.
Unironically, I quite like Rob’s Halloween 2. Yes it’s not up there with best of the franchise but I respect it for trying something different than his 2007 remake.
I've seen all the Hatchet movies, and they're cheesy goofy fun. I liked the gore effects and all the Mortal Kombat fatality-like kills. They're not to be taken too seriously. They're over the top B movie fun
The reason that the hunters were so casual was because 99% of them thought that Victor Crowley was just a myth, so they saw it as easy money, one character even said "If I even had a thought that that story was true, my ass wouldn't be here." So, the reason they split up, had sex, and was overall very casual and playful was because they simply didn't believe in the legend and thought that they were safe.
So if I’m understanding the plot of this movie right: Candyman and Leatherface go out into the swamps to kill Jason Voorhees, who himself killed Freddy Krueger and Josh Leonard, all at the request of Jamie Lloyd.
So we’ve got Jamie Lloyd, Candyman/remake Ben in Savini’s NOTLD & the man who gave us “Child’s Play” and “Fright Night” (among other works) in one movie. A bizarre concoction of folks but some horror pedigrees
Fun fact. I watched the second one first. Stumbled upon it online, watched it. Honestly, did not really matter to me what happened in the first one, since this one was so fun. But, then I did look up the first one, and binge watched the entire series over that weekend.
Finally, I've been waiting since the first hatchet review. This was an awesome review as usual doc great job. Hope ya do more hatchet reviews or at least more movies like it
I love this entire series! I've put so many friends on to it I think the director/studio owes me money lol! Also puking is a running gag in ALL the Hatchet movies which is unfortunate for me because I can't stand to see people throw up. I'm a huge horror movie fan and I've seen some of everything even repeated watches of the movie Dead Alive but people vomiting is my line LOL
I had to replay everything from 12:00 on because I couldn't stop laughing at your multiple uses of the word taint. It is all in the delivery when you are being silly - I am 53 years old but for some reason, I could not get over it. Even though I knew it was coming (pun intended?). Geez Wolfie, you are too much. LOL
I’m having a demanding week with work but I am giving it my all and still suck at my job. Other things in life are heavy but aren’t holding me back. Dr. Wolfula uploaded a video, reminding myself to take my break, giving myself some reprieve with my coffee. Life is good. 👍🎃
By far THE best vid you've done so far Doc! Laughed my fucking ass off at this one! Crowley should be warned, she's a squirter! You've made my night Doc!👍🖤😈
Two things: How many epileptic fans do you have, Doc? And the second is you reminded me of an old joke: What do you do if there's an epileptic drowning in your swimming pool? Throw in a load of laundry.
Really thought it was lame that Tony Todd went out like a bitch in the end. Would've been cool if he actually did hold his own against Victor Crowley for a few moments just to mix things up a bit.
Oh Wulfie…love these films but respect you being true to your opinions here. Looking forward to your take on Hatchet 3. And don’t think she actually drank the contents of the bottle Jack gave her….she got close but it never seemed to go down her throat. Maybe that’s wishful thinking on my part…
can't wait for the load of comment telling you that you called Tony Todd "Rob Zombie" incorrectly . Great video as always, looking forward to Ahhhhhhtoctober!
Notice how the Clown mask kid was wearing the mask from the bad "Halloween Resurrection" movie Maybe that was the same kid who ended up in the crazy home
I always thought I couldn't remember much from these movies because I have a shit memory.... kinda starting to think it's because they're really cookie cutter. Still fun though. Great vid as usual Doc
I’ve recently read a bunch of bad stuff about Hodder an entire article of him being a bully and comment section of people accusing him of being a creepy fuck
Nicely done! I remember hearing all the news about the film being unrated when released in theaters and AMC theaters (Or Canadian theaters, one of 'em) throwing a hissy fit over the violence. So, when you get to "Victor Crowley", will you watch the film off the blu-ray or try to go with the Witter Entertainment VHS with the film in good ol' fullscreen? XD (If the latter, I can rip and send you the footage)
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When Kane Hodder says,
"You killed my son."
And a tear falls,
Mine did too.
God damn it, that line delivery struck me.
Is this a haiku?!?
My fav part of the film is when Victor said "its hatchetin time" before killing the main protagonist with his hatchet.
the stunt man became and stunt actor
I love that Dr Wolfula calls Reverend Zombie "Rob Zombie" instead. I think his upcoming re-reviews of the Zombie Halloween films is weighing on his psychotic mind.
Unironically, I quite like Rob’s Halloween 2. Yes it’s not up there with best of the franchise but I respect it for trying something different than his 2007 remake.
Hey that's fine man you're allowed to be wrong :)
It took me a couple of minutes - I kept saying, why are you calling Candyman Rob Zombie....oh. hahaha
@@engineerforthefuture8593 Post of the day. Usually when someone says something like @Sammy, I say "My condolences." LOL
thats the real Rob Zombie,the one we see is just actor,Hollywood dont give credits to a black man
I've seen all the Hatchet movies, and they're cheesy goofy fun. I liked the gore effects and all the Mortal Kombat fatality-like kills. They're not to be taken too seriously. They're over the top B movie fun
Me too
Hatchet was mixed race, well you learn something new everyday.
I'm just gonna preemptively like this video since all of Doc's vids are BANGERS!
I have yet to find a video of his I don't like enough to actually leave a dislike 🤷♂️
I'm up for anything with Danielle Harris in it.
"You're supposed to cry during sex right? I know I do" 🤣🤣🤣 Love ya Doc!
I remember seeing this on the Fear Net channel. I thought Danielle Hartis was an upgrade in casting. And Tony Todd was great in this movie.
You cant go wrong with Danielle Harris as a lead
The reason that the hunters were so casual was because 99% of them thought that Victor Crowley was just a myth, so they saw it as easy money, one character even said "If I even had a thought that that story was true, my ass wouldn't be here."
So, the reason they split up, had sex, and was overall very casual and playful was because they simply didn't believe in the legend and thought that they were safe.
So if I’m understanding the plot of this movie right: Candyman and Leatherface go out into the swamps to kill Jason Voorhees, who himself killed Freddy Krueger and Josh Leonard, all at the request of Jamie Lloyd.
First. AHHctober soon. 🎃
Cant wait doc you make ahhhctober more fun every year 😅
Nightmare 4?
The discount Sinbad looks like the guy that played on Kirk Cameron's movie Saving Christmas.
That movie with its fake hot cocoa.
He kinda does. That being said, both Hatchet 2 and Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas are funnier than First Kid.
I liked the character Vernan. He just stares back at Candyman and mocks him on the boat, "voodoo... Magicccc...."
The doctor is in!!
I am stoked for candyman, just wish the weather was more accommodating.
The Roger Ebert of horror reviews! Great episode, Wolfie!
It’s pretty fitting that Green’s credit comes up in footage of him puking.
Some great points all around and even greater puns! Thanks for a fun riffview!
6:12 They actually used Patrick's ugly barnacle story from Spongebob as a horror villain origin. "He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
5:23 get busy living or get busy dying!
Glad to know that the Doc is back.
And Candyman looks great.
Glad to see Doc back from his Co.......ol vacation. Yeah, that's it.
Seriously, I'm glad you're alright.
So we’ve got Jamie Lloyd, Candyman/remake Ben in Savini’s NOTLD & the man who gave us “Child’s Play” and “Fright Night” (among other works) in one movie. A bizarre concoction of folks but some horror pedigrees
me
9:09 "Is that Lloyd Kaufman?"
9:12 " It Is Lloyd Kaufman."
9:40 - 9:46 "Classic Kaufman."
Fun fact. I watched the second one first. Stumbled upon it online, watched it. Honestly, did not really matter to me what happened in the first one, since this one was so fun. But, then I did look up the first one, and binge watched the entire series over that weekend.
Nice!
JCB cameos (in his own and other peoples' films) are my own personal horror equivalent to Stan Lee's cameos in the Marvel flicks!
RIP JCB
She just thought it was Mellow Yello or Vernors.
Every person in he Hatchet franchise is filled with Kool Aid
Finally, I've been waiting since the first hatchet review. This was an awesome review as usual doc great job. Hope ya do more hatchet reviews or at least more movies like it
🎃Hell yeah!! I'm so ready for this😀💀 glad to see ya🙋
That dig at Danielle Harris at the beginning was hilarious
*"Cajun Asian"*
Hahaha, I love you.
Ahh nothing better than having covid-19, but on the plus, doctor wolfula makes a video.
Dr Wafula....Always hungry and making puns🤣
"they're a 'suicide squad' if you will"
III DO NOOT MIIIND! THE RAAAAIIIN SOMETIIIIIMES!!
You just made my day,
Doc.
Thank you.
Hope you’re being served up a nice steak right now.
I like to pretend Victor Crowley is Michael Myers and an adult Jamie Lloyd is finally getting some well deserved payback 😁
I love this entire series! I've put so many friends on to it I think the director/studio owes me money lol! Also puking is a running gag in ALL the Hatchet movies which is unfortunate for me because I can't stand to see people throw up. I'm a huge horror movie fan and I've seen some of everything even repeated watches of the movie Dead Alive but people vomiting is my line LOL
Not only did she drink a yellow liquid, she drank it out of the plastic jug they give you at the hospital to pee in when you can’t get out of bed
Wolfie: 4:18
Me: IKR my Dad was a fan of your Work. RIP old man
Great video Dr. Wolfula. It was a great time and I can't wait for more
HELL YEAH BACK TO THE OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP THESE RIFFVIEWS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhctober coming soon is like waiting for your birthday. Cant wait for the rest of the halloween movies Doc
Stabbed in the taint !!!!🤣🤣 Actually made me LoL . Thanks dr wolfula!
Yeah the real candyman is my man too.
THE DOCTOR IS IN!
Come on bro. You’ve been teasing this for like 11 years. I need more than 16 minutes of woulfula for hatchet 3.
Ty Dr Wolfula I needed this after a rough night I had yesterday
I had to replay everything from 12:00 on because I couldn't stop laughing at your multiple uses of the word taint. It is all in the delivery when you are being silly - I am 53 years old but for some reason, I could not get over it. Even though I knew it was coming (pun intended?). Geez Wolfie, you are too much. LOL
Loved the intro to this video doc
WHAT?! I didn't even know there was a sequel!
I’m having a demanding week with work but I am giving it my all and still suck at my job.
Other things in life are heavy but aren’t holding me back.
Dr. Wolfula uploaded a video, reminding myself to take my break, giving myself some reprieve with my coffee.
Life is good. 👍🎃
Yet another great video from the mysterious madman Doctor Wolfula!
Anyone else excited October is nearly here? I love Halloween and all 30 days leading up to it!
When the doc posts you know it’s gonna be a good day
By far THE best vid you've done so far Doc! Laughed my fucking ass off at this one! Crowley should be warned, she's a squirter! You've made my night Doc!👍🖤😈
Two things: How many epileptic fans do you have, Doc? And the second is you reminded me of an old joke:
What do you do if there's an epileptic drowning in your swimming pool?
Throw in a load of laundry.
Your joke was so distasteful it made my day 😂 😂 😂
@@Hellraiser0601 I first heard that one almost 30 years ago, when jokes were allowed to be distasteful. And funny.
Really thought it was lame that Tony Todd went out like a bitch in the end. Would've been cool if he actually did hold his own against Victor Crowley for a few moments just to mix things up a bit.
This is my favorite of the series, because of the over the top kills.
I want that twisted sister shirt that she's wearing when she's talking to Uncle Bob
Hatchet 2 was ok lots of blood and gore but I think 3 was way better Thanks Doctor Wolfula Great review
Eyyyy nice! Love ya doc!
Great video! Excited for AHHctober
Yay more hatchet review's
Oh Wulfie…love these films but respect you being true to your opinions here. Looking forward to your take on Hatchet 3. And don’t think she actually drank the contents of the bottle Jack gave her….she got close but it never seemed to go down her throat. Maybe that’s wishful thinking on my part…
14:56
Looks like 😂😂
4:40 This is the second movie Danielle Harris starred in that involves a person with the last name of Zombie. I think you what the first was.
Also 2 Kane Hodders stabbing a woman in the taint...What a perfect score!
Hatchet the swamp dwelling Quasimoto.
I've watched this dam movie so many times and I never knew rob zombie was in it.thanks doc
12:40 Stay back I got a chainsaw LOOK AT ME I'M LEATHERFACE
“Rob Zombie” 🤣
can't wait for the load of comment telling you that you called Tony Todd "Rob Zombie" incorrectly .
Great video as always, looking forward to Ahhhhhhtoctober!
So, the glasses... is that a subtle nod towards DAWN of the DEAD?
Notice how the Clown mask kid was wearing the mask from the bad "Halloween Resurrection" movie Maybe that was the same kid who ended up in the crazy home
Gosh darn it, I I ❤ Victor Crowley!! (Only gets better from here wolf)
Awesome reaction Doc
Part 3 then 4 next right doc?I love how you review movies!!
Another great review! I hope for another die-in stream soon! Keep up the great work!
Sup….Vernon… Dude was hilarious af
Ah Doc it was Marybeth's uncle that died, not her dad.
I always thought I couldn't remember much from these movies because I have a shit memory.... kinda starting to think it's because they're really cookie cutter. Still fun though. Great vid as usual Doc
haha "dead guy jizz" had me rolling
Doc🤯 Never before seen your feet🤣great vid. Cant wait for aaahhctober
I've seen all 4 of the hatchet movies
I’ve recently read a bunch of bad stuff about Hodder an entire article of him being a bully and comment section of people accusing him of being a creepy fuck
Well this is nice review on the sequel of Hatchet
Nicely done! I remember hearing all the news about the film being unrated when released in theaters and AMC theaters (Or Canadian theaters, one of 'em) throwing a hissy fit over the violence. So, when you get to "Victor Crowley", will you watch the film off the blu-ray or try to go with the Witter Entertainment VHS with the film in good ol' fullscreen? XD (If the latter, I can rip and send you the footage)
Good review 👍
Super hot off the press!
Different Rick McCallum dude. Not the Star Wars one. Interviewed him recently. The Rick from Hatchet.
11:22 Arby's we have the meats
Curse you Doc for dropping a video while I'm at work... if I get fired can I crash at the Wolfulair???
I love you Doctor Wolfula, but leave my man Tom Holland alone, maybe he's Anthony Mackie in disguise lol 😂
This was my favorite in the franchise
Love your video’s doc!!
Hey doc... I love your reviews...
Nice Twisted Sister shirt
That black sabbath song.. mr crowley what is wrong w your head. Da na na na ..mr crowley hire that haloween girl instead...banana na na na..lol
It was Ozzy’s solo career, not Sabbath.
Heu doc at one point you kept calling pastor zombie Rob zombie
I’m so upset, all this time and NOW I hear about this channel.