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Was searching the comments for something like this. I feel so relieved. As a former alcoholic who no longer partakes in alcohol, I absolutely love being able to watch these idiots (meant lovingly) do it (mostly) safely, especially since I can’t. Hoping your comment confirms my hope that the title/thumbnail are kinda trolly in nature.
@@Moltac i was one too, but i can proudly say i am coming up on 2 years without a drink. There were days where it was hard not too, but i still love watching these absolute idiots do their thang.
Man, I really want to see Joji on the show, not as pink guy, but as joji, I really want to know about him and how hes been after the pink era, only heard of him on his music, no much on interviews, I hope he accepts.
Also noticed that the H3 and Keemstar beef may discourage Ian or George (formal H3 Podcast guests) from appearing on Cold Ones. Chad's friendship with Keem could complicate things maybe.
Antonio Maldonado honestly I don’t think Joji has a big enough tie to H3 to avoid being on his old best mates’ podcast. I’d think his current job as a music artist would hold him back more as he’s currently prepping to release his album
Antonio Maldonado I don’t think that’s a worry because Although Chad doesn’t like Ethan, Joji was on Ethan’s podcast years ago before any of that happened.
After Jenna marbles leaving, Phillip defranco announcing that he Will quit next year, I was sure that Chad has had enough as well, but thank god, One of My favourite channels is Still alive and well!
I don't think that will ever happen, at least for Joji. His record label would probably stop him from doing so. They want keep Joji and FilthyFrank as separate as possible. Dude literally has fans that either don't know George is both Joji and FilthyFrank or about the existence of the latter.
kinda glad i got a friend like Max is for Chad, in the earlier episodes Max would deal some dry criticism to Chad and that was awesome, i got to see Chad improve his behavior and attitude on things throughout these episodes, real friends tell you how it is even if you may not like it, Chad's real lucky for the fortune he's got i wish him and Max the best.
I know the interviews are the whole point of the channel but I really enjoy the episodes where it’s just you two goofin around ordering shit from fiver and wish. Those type of videos are always hilarious.
Since moving to university, losing my close friends and being this far from girlfriend, my life has been filled with more cons than pros for the last few years, but one thing that has remained consistent is my genuine happiness and excitement when seeing a Cold Ones upload. Max and Chad are an absolute dream-team and make me laugh & smile like I never had since my life took this darker turn. I can't imagine where I and many others would be without these boys, and I can't wait to see where this channel goes in the future. Keep it going boys, this beer's for you!
This show has gotten me through a lot. I love both of your personalities and I've loved all the guests you brought on. I hope whatever projects you two do in the future are just as great as this podcast. Congrats on 1 mil, you guys deserve it more than anyone.
I'm imagining him veering side to side through the night and anyone he passes thinking "hey that guy looks like pewdiepie, but he's clearly blasted lmao so it's def not him, he wouldn't be out on the rip and riding home like that"
Well I mean in an alternate universe you hurlled yourself off a two storey balcony, I hurlled myself off a two storey balcony. Probably a alternate universe where people only die from jumping off two story balcony’s
Im not gonna lie, this is my favorite and will always be my favorite podcast because of how funny it is, from Chad and Maxs chemistry, even to the ads. Seeing youtubers's drunk is a good idea too. Fucking great run mates. Edit: finished watching, i thought this was actually the end lmao
wow thanks for contributing to nothing we watched the same video dude why did you just post a quote from the video and no timestamp whwodoulyoudothismanyournotfunnypleasestopcommentingwhathappensinthevideowewatchhhhhhhh eppiccomment dude peepitupproudofyou jkjk i have brain pain
Max and Chad, I have no friends in real life and am always alone but when I watch your videos it feels like I’m just chilling with my mates, thanks for everything you do guys
Thank you so much for 1 Million Subscribers, you really warmed our alcoholic hearts. ❤️
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If you pick up anything else from www.shirtz.cool, make sure to use code "COLDONES" for 10% Off 🌈
CHEERS TO A MILLION MORE 🍻
Max & Chad
1st
Damn
epic
Chat dont leave me
Wait u stopping
When I saw "it's been a ride" I got scared
saaaame
bruh my first thought was “no joji on the podcast😔”
we all did.
All for the clickbait...
2020 really sucks i tought
My heart skipped a beat when I saw the title
BIG NUT same 😂 my favorite podcast can’t end like this
Fucking same
For real though
Bruh same
Bro same
Cause the title i was scared for a second, thought i lost my bois
same i got worried
Comedy Is Cool Television The thumbnail too
They know of your existence?
Facts
fax bruh i was finna tweak i thought this was over its my favorite show
Legally you can't quit without having Ian and George on here
At the same time
Ian doesn't really drink
addicted deadly twister*
I’m pretty sure Ian secretly hates chad
@@louiehughes4065 My friend dated a youtuber who was friends with chad an em and said chad and ian genuinely don't get along or atleast back then
Considering how last minute the very first episode was planned, it's amazing to see how far it's come. Well earned BOYS
The meme god himself
Yeah
Yeah, having sex is cool and all, but have you ever washed your dishes as you use them, so they never pile up in the sink?
I have an acute wry neck.
👏
Looks like I wasn’t the only one who was scared, nice
I literally thought yesterday in the shower id be so upset if coldones ended because im so sick of good shit ending or going stale
I saw this vid in my feed and almost shat myself
I saw the title and said to myself 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
No i was terrified
So it’s all a meme?
bruh you can’t just give everyone a heart attack like that bro
Was searching the comments for something like this. I feel so relieved. As a former alcoholic who no longer partakes in alcohol, I absolutely love being able to watch these idiots (meant lovingly) do it (mostly) safely, especially since I can’t. Hoping your comment confirms my hope that the title/thumbnail are kinda trolly in nature.
@@Moltac This is the same reason I watch their videos! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
nearly shit myself
thought the fucker killed my favorite podcast nearly shit myself
@@Moltac i was one too, but i can proudly say i am coming up on 2 years without a drink. There were days where it was hard not too, but i still love watching these absolute idiots do their thang.
“We don’t care about the views” -_anything4views_
kek
Haven’t seen this a million times
Thanks Galileo
He's a living paradox
thank joe
I love Max’ responses to statements he doesn’t wanna reply to. ”I have snake aids” lmao
Playing too much stick of the truth , that canada old School rpg part
I think it’s dire aids
That vid was fucking hilarious
Snaids
*SNAIDS*
“Why’d you steal that hippo?”
“Funny”
Never change, Chad.
Never change
Never change
Never change
Never change
Never change
Bro I thought y’all were quitting til I read the comment scared the shit out of me don’t do this again lol
X2 my heart literally stoped for a sec
Same
holy shiy yeah
It's clickbait tbh.
That was the point. It was clickbait
4:42 "I don't think we're getting any collabs with Sean Evans anymore."
*Oh how little you knew*
OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT YALL WAS BOUTTA LEAVE ON ME, COLD ONES IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME SANE
Don’t think “sane” is the right word.
hehe...yeah same
I almost had a panic attack reading the title
You HAVE to get Sean Evans on, and then get yourselves on Hot Ones.
You *HAVE* to.
"Lukewarm Ones"
slightly tempered ones
Room Temperature Ones
chicken wings marinated in Naga Chilli Vodka
HAVE TO
what i take from this episode:
Scott is a funking legend
Scott’s a fucking cog bro
Scogg
Sclegg
We need a proper episode woth Scott (him being properly drunk)
Tron funking blow
Man, I really want to see Joji on the show, not as pink guy, but as joji, I really want to know about him and how hes been after the pink era, only heard of him on his music, no much on interviews, I hope he accepts.
Also noticed that the H3 and Keemstar beef may discourage Ian or George (formal H3 Podcast guests) from appearing on Cold Ones. Chad's friendship with Keem could complicate things maybe.
Antonio Maldonado honestly I don’t think Joji has a big enough tie to H3 to avoid being on his old best mates’ podcast. I’d think his current job as a music artist would hold him back more as he’s currently prepping to release his album
Antonio Maldonado I don’t think that’s a worry because Although Chad doesn’t like Ethan, Joji was on Ethan’s podcast years ago before any of that happened.
Sean Kaatz oh yeah big time
His interview on Hot Ones is pretty good
DON'T EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN.
After Jenna marbles leaving, Phillip defranco announcing that he Will quit next year, I was sure that Chad has had enough as well, but thank god, One of My favourite channels is Still alive and well!
@Legate Lanius just like you :)
Jesus christ I got scared cause I just really started watching
Me thinking Scott was a shy guy who does techie stuff
Scott: throttles junkies to death in bars
Scott be wild out of hours, it seems
@@RealElongatedMuskrat Scott seems like the instigator sometimes ahaha
@Tyrone Paterson bro you belong in r/iamverybadass
@Tyrone Notwatson Take a long walk off a short cliff
Kinda wish it was on film
yay!!! had fun working on this guys! : )
So did I!
Your rendition of Chad was excellent
great job!!
You’re an MVP
Your editing is in stark contrast to twomads lmao
The amount of editing and animation in this ep should be more appreciated.
I'm not subbed, seen some videos but the quality is clearly visible, honestly impressive.
Feels like I’m watching a early 2016 animation video
Recently started watching Max’s videos of him opening stupid toys , because I can’t get enough of you guys
Absolutely love his comedy. He got me into pokemon cards and I collected for years. Wish I never sold the collection
Agreed. I could give a shit about Pokémon cards but watching max open them is amazing lol
I watched a lot of his videos just because it's max
I love Max’s opening channel
Same for sure. Fuckin Poketmens ... Massive legend right there!
44:27 "It's not all about the views guys."
*- Anything4views*
*Ironic*
The most highly anticipated ep would be a Joji and Idubbbz duo
The internet will go wild if the 4 reunited in one podcast
Amen. Bring the band back together.
@@inregiis5327 fr lmao I'd take this any day over the Beatles reuniting from the grave lol
It will happen one day, it'll be a 2020 season finale
I don't think that will ever happen, at least for Joji. His record label would probably stop him from doing so. They want keep Joji and FilthyFrank as separate as possible. Dude literally has fans that either don't know George is both Joji and FilthyFrank or about the existence of the latter.
kinda glad i got a friend like Max is for Chad, in the earlier episodes Max would deal some dry criticism to Chad and that was awesome, i got to see Chad improve his behavior and attitude on things throughout these episodes, real friends tell you how it is even if you may not like it, Chad's real lucky for the fortune he's got i wish him and Max the best.
I love there dynamic. And I wish the best for both of them.
Chad always takes care of Max too
when i read the title , i thought you're gonna pull a Jenna Marbles there for a second
How does this have no replies
@@first3numbers I used my superior intellect and abnormally muscular fingers to hack into the youtube system and delete each one
King Kong Funnies damn... what else do those fingers do 👀
monz ewwwwwww. This is a rated g channel 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢
King Kong Funnies what’s your finger day? I need a gym partner. My legs are the size of tree trunks though so I don’t know if you could keep up.
Got scared the show was coming to an end,
THANK GOD IT AINT
This is the best edited channel on TH-cam. It's not overdone, much of it is subtle. It's perfect. Good job
Watch jerch01 his editing is just as good
i was going to say the same thing, the editing is really good. also henry is the best name
On par with nerd city
On par with twomad
Couldn't agree more
"Why would you steal that, Chad?"
*_"f u n n i"_*
"Why would you steal that Chad, that's stealing?"
"Funny"
TheGreatDers I love that
META
Funny
He really does have brain damage. I love our big alcoholic boy.
inbetweeners
“We had swaggersouls on because-“
Me: friend :)
Chad: clicks
Max: *m o n e y*
The misfits are all unfunny
@@samuelmartens9390 true
Samuel Martens I like Zuckles because he’s the most similar to max and chad
Samuel Martens true
@@samuelmartens9390 factual statement
I was scared of the title. Thought you boys were going to leave.
But also, release the Anomaly episode.
oh yeah, when tf they gonna release that? i wanna se papa get hammered
Haven't watched the whole vid yet. Thank god they're not gonna stop, I just found this channel a week ago and absolutely love it
Is that real
I know the interviews are the whole point of the channel but I really enjoy the episodes where it’s just you two goofin around ordering shit from fiver and wish. Those type of videos are always hilarious.
"I have snake aids" pre determined safe words for "change the subject and don't make it obvious.
He has snake aids
i have snaids
What the actaull fuck is rayman
Was so scared for a second, thought Cold Ones was gonna jump off a building like alternate universe Chad
or Reckful
@@LordFakeGodz Haha you’re so edgy and cool
Frawtarius ikr, got a paper cut reading it
@@LordFakeGodz did he really jump off a building
@@lotusweasl1724 he did in one of the alternate universe
“Why would you steal that chad? That’s stealing” “FUNNY”
M O N E Y
I laughed so hard at that lmao
*funi*
this is probably my favourite episode because scott speaks in it more, i feel like they shuld do more episodes where scott contributes more
Get Scott on coldones
This has been the most convincing Nord-VPN add I've ever seen. And trust me, I've seen a lot of them
Well internet historian has the best adds let's be honest but the funny boys are a close second
Damn, I always wondered who was the strongest: Ian, Max, Joji, or Chad. Turns out, it was Scott all along.
Who?
@@stockacc3109 bruh
@@stockacc3109 30:19
I literally died when Max wanted to kill the cops during their time with JacksFilms.
Then how are you typing this?? 🤓👆
@@aids8500 Because he died. He didn't die to death
@Tyrone Notwatson where in the fuck did that come from LOL
Max says acab
@Tyrone Notwatson You have no idea what either of those words mean, do you?
Intern Scott must be related to pewdiepie with that camera quality
It's hereditary
Was scared they were ending it..
WHY YOU GOTTA TITLE IT LIKE THAT WITH THE DATE AND EVERYTHING. I WAS ABOUT TO CRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
Pathetic loser
You've been jebaited m'sir
@@geckogeico2212 rude
Views
Anything for views
They just burned bridges with almost every guest they’ve had LMFAO
Elaborate
@@KBvidss Hahaha they were dicks to almost every single one, fucking funny though and im pretty sure its just a meme
Wym
2510LuL bro, if showing Ian from Smosh a video of you getting sucked off is “burning a bridge” then I don’t wanna be here anymore
@@2510LuL Nah man, it's all in good fun bro. I'm pretty sure most of the guests have a pretty good sense of humor about it.
I like to think that non-Australians are thinking “oh, it’s neat that it’s legal where they are” about weed. no, no it’s not. Wish it was.
why would anyone think that? they were in UK....
I like how Willam is still standing on the ashes of his house
Sosig
Note to anyone that thinks Cold Ones is over, they're not, we're celebrating their success and going their entire timeline so far in this video.
well them using vague language clickbait doesnt help.
@@Glace-gone that's the joke
i was mad confused
@E L Troll attempt here is pretty meh. Not the worst that I've seen, but not great. You need to step up your game, man.
@E L Honestly a pretty shitty attempt at an insult. You coulda tried harder man. Smh
You know why Chad clickbaited is with the title?
*M O N E Y*
M U N N E E
*m m m m o o n e y*
You know why Chad stole that Hippo?
F U N N Y
i read this in Chad's voice
Its not really a clickbait tbh
This genuinely deserves to be the biggest podcast on the internet, no one else puts that much effort into every episode.
Who else thought they were gonna end it?
Im happy it was clickbait
Me
I don’t want this podcast to end. It’s my favorite!
mynameisKyler same
@@mynameiskyler1996 it's not a podcast it's a talk show
Can we just take a moment to appreciaite the editing and the overall quality.
Best podcast on youtube!
Scott is so under appreciated man, such a top guy with some serious talent
Genuinely tho, dude tackled a meth-head and had Chad's female friend simping for him, what a legend
He also designed most of the cool shirtz, such a lucky find for max and chad
@Jack McNulty u didn't watch the whole thing
true Scott is a legend hahah
He deserves a place next to Chad and Max, he's a legend
Get Ray William Johnson and force him to watch his old content lol
I liked this one alot, I wouldn't mind seeing an episode with just chad max and Scott. That would be some great content
This is basically that tho, isnt it?
EhRatic This was too planned out, I wanna see them all together just getting grogged and chattin.
I meant as a "guest" not just intern Scott
People we want on cold ones :
>George (ofc)
>Ian (ofc)
>vsauce
>jeffabel
>scarce
>penguinz0
>boyinaband
>mrbeast
>gordon ramsay (probably impossible )
Edit : LA beast too
TGF
They’ve probs already filmed a ep with Ian
They mentioned Johnny Sins once, lmao
Eric Andre if they're doing any celebs at all
Frank hassle
I got scared this was the finale of cold ones, congrats to 1 mil
heart started pounding when i saw the title
SAME I THOUGHT 2020 WOULD FINALLY KILL ME
They did that on purpose
Since moving to university, losing my close friends and being this far from girlfriend, my life has been filled with more cons than pros for the last few years, but one thing that has remained consistent is my genuine happiness and excitement when seeing a Cold Ones upload. Max and Chad are an absolute dream-team and make me laugh & smile like I never had since my life took this darker turn. I can't imagine where I and many others would be without these boys, and I can't wait to see where this channel goes in the future. Keep it going boys, this beer's for you!
Hey man hope life has been kinder to you since you posted this comment!
lol dont care
@@huntleysheep4787 then why comment?
@@aidamou it was funny
@@huntleysheep4787 how?
Man, I'd love NakeyJakey, Oney or JonTron as a guest
Edit: also, Count Dankula
I wanna see Jontron get smashed
Yes all of these
Ah yes, let's bring Jontron the white nationalist on! What a great idea. :/
obalobaloo AID CAR
@@obalobaloo Oh god no he isn't one, he misquoted a fake stat someone gave him like 3 years ago
Please stop spreading this
“Why would you steal that Chad, that’s stealing”
“Funi”
I literally dropped my phone at that "nomad twomad" joke
cold ones: the episode where they admit to a bunch of felonies
You know we’re on another level when we get the scott cam
Police are going to use this video for evidence in like 5 years lmao
Evidence of what lol
@@k-rom8694 Evidence for when Max finally gets wasted enough to go through with killing a cop.
i really hope this doesnt age badly
Why do I feel so proud that a fellow Byron bay Aussie took their weed
This is the only podcast I'll sit on my arse and watch for an hour
When I saw the title I freaked out and thought the show was over.
This show has gotten me through a lot. I love both of your personalities and I've loved all the guests you brought on. I hope whatever projects you two do in the future are just as great as this podcast. Congrats on 1 mil, you guys deserve it more than anyone.
Same. I have chronic depression which I try to soften with alcoholism. At first I drunk the pain away alone. But now I have "friends" :)
"We're not getting any collabs with Sean Evans any time soon."
*4 months later*
I can’t get the image of Pewds riding a bike home with three bottles of whiskey in the basket out of my head... 😭😂 lmao
I'm imagining him veering side to side through the night and anyone he passes thinking "hey that guy looks like pewdiepie, but he's clearly blasted lmao so it's def not him, he wouldn't be out on the rip and riding home like that"
All the comments: "I almost died and was sobbing insanely the whole time thinking you were ending the podcast"
wait so they’re not? i can’t watch it now and i’m scared
Big nut
@@cukymber They are not.
Weird to think in a alternate universe Chad hurlled himself off a two storey balcony...
Well I mean in an alternate universe you hurlled yourself off a two storey balcony, I hurlled myself off a two storey balcony. Probably a alternate universe where people only die from jumping off two story balcony’s
Jokes aside was chad actually gonna end it all if max didn’t stop him?
9:44 that animation style is incredibly hilarious.
Give the goblin some Gold
I laughed so hard when they where talking about the hippo lmao
Hippo has a name, it’s chad!
“Funny”
I'm so happy Max and Chad made a podcast and people are actually watching them. They deserve it they put so much work into thier videos.
Im not gonna lie, this is my favorite and will always be my favorite podcast because of how funny it is, from Chad and Maxs chemistry, even to the ads. Seeing youtubers's drunk is a good idea too. Fucking great run mates.
Edit: finished watching, i thought this was actually the end lmao
lmfaoooo felix drinking the whiskey at the bar what a boss move
This editing is much more entertaining and very funny you have put a lot of effort in this video and it shows keep up the great work, have a nice day.
i love these animated segments. really takes this podcast to the next level
*Chad* : "I didn't get sick!"
Chad, you can't get sick if your BAC is constantly .2
10:00 that's the same demon that was used in Gordon Ramsey McDonald's sketch 😂
“Why would you steal that chad? That’s stealing!”
“Funny”
Max is looking like a gay Billie Eilish, and Chad is looking like a rich caveman. How the time flies
Flash back to the times when chad had no beard and looked like a ped0 and max looked like a 2007 emo fucker lmao
Budget for Cold Ones,
Trips: 10%
Studios/places for people to stay: 20%
Alcohol and drugs: 30%
Actual profit: 40%
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are two of my favorite actors of all time, I'd love to them on
@@Blitz-dm3kv just interviewing alone would be fun
really hard to see that happening
me while watching the pewdiepie bit:
"wow, did felix really unfollowed him the next day?"
*opens twitter*
"oh wait..."
Oh wait what? Did he unfollow him?
@@xGaLoSx PewDiePie quit twitter
@@blandmitten5055 how long ago?
@@xGaLoSx yesterday
@@xGaLoSx Months ago
The stuff appearing on the TV in the back is genius cinematography
"Never saw him again, unfollowed me the next day"
-A4V
wow thanks for contributing to nothing
we watched the same video dude
why did you just post a quote from the video and no timestamp
whwodoulyoudothismanyournotfunnypleasestopcommentingwhathappensinthevideowewatchhhhhhhh
eppiccomment dude peepitupproudofyou
jkjk
i have brain pain
@@bilbostabbins1882 22:39
@@bilbostabbins1882 i have aids
@@bilbostabbins1882 are you ok?
bilbo stabbins he has aids
I wanna see psychicpebbles and oney on cold ones. Would really love that. Both of them in one episode
Thought it was ending then I almost had a heart attack
Max and Chad, I have no friends in real life and am always alone but when I watch your videos it feels like I’m just chilling with my mates, thanks for everything you do guys
Hit me up bro I'm the homie
no one:
scotts exposure:☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
The real Cold One was the friends we made on the way.
"It's been a fun ride of taking your money."
Chad voice “ Mmmoney!”
This video is just making me feel like my life is so boring man, but I'm happy
8:00 Cas van de pol's american trip segment is beautiful, he should animate more on the podcast
this is the only podcast i dont think about as a podcast just a couple of friends talking and getting wasted lmao
OH MY GOD I WAS SO WORRIED THAT THIS WAS GONNA BE A VIDEO OF THEM QUITTING 🥺 i almost cried :(
Like Chad has a career outside of this LOL
How is it a 1 mil special when joji still not here, BRUH
I was just gonna say
Sometimes it’s hard to get everything. I’m sure they tried
@@avylynn4523 idk seems like Joji is really trying to seperate himself from his past
The simp and howtobasic should also be here if it happens
@@Johanisnotreal From his content, Yes. From his friends, never.
Legit thought they were ending it right when i was about to binge watch their podcast
“whyd u steal the hippo”
“funny”
that shits hilarious