Zuckles Drinks Himself into Brain Damage | Cold Ones

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  • @coldones
    @coldones  5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    shout out to Raid for sponsoring the video - patron.me/ColdOnesRaid - Don't forget to install it for FREE! :D

    • @Jason28364
      @Jason28364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh

    • @Qwerty-zj3rk
      @Qwerty-zj3rk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cold Ones, mate, its like 40 fucking degrees out there

    • @rriillleeyyyy
      @rriillleeyyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cold Ones no, I won’t download raid shadow legends

    • @itstime5138
      @itstime5138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh you look 40+. Consider quitting alcohol forever. : ^)

    • @wigglypigeon592
      @wigglypigeon592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is anomaly

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6193

    We love a good clop

    • @EthanPoynter
      @EthanPoynter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      thanks dolan

    • @Sidnfjdkdndfbd
      @Sidnfjdkdndfbd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn underated comnent

    • @Rafulec123
      @Rafulec123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dolan but which type of Clop,Anthro or normal

    • @Meme.Machine
      @Meme.Machine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You fucking suck

    • @eyemsuperserial4693
      @eyemsuperserial4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn’t hit that 1k likes bruh gotta delete the comment now

  • @muffinmax6732
    @muffinmax6732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4345

    Bro the quality of this show is off the wall, that animation at the beginning, the transition cards, the drone, it's always a good time. Ricegum is a Chinese spy

    • @rjgermain7237
      @rjgermain7237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Ricegum is a chinese spy

    • @itzshiori7403
      @itzshiori7403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Ricegum is a Chinese spy

    • @luisal3273
      @luisal3273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ricecum is a chinese spy (he’s up to something)

    • @creepingcrawley6520
      @creepingcrawley6520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn’t he Korean?

    • @trainelekid
      @trainelekid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      RoyMusic1 and Ricegum are Chinese spys

  • @nicholasesposito2416
    @nicholasesposito2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    Cold ones guest: *blinks*
    Max: "I'll drink to that mate"

    • @bat6087
      @bat6087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Max drinks because he can't get the rainbow Charizard

    • @zakpollo599
      @zakpollo599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      leana when did charizard become gay?

    • @donnadanielsen9411
      @donnadanielsen9411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

  • @CollinGill7
    @CollinGill7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2424

    only 13 minutes in and zuckles has already admitted to both being a bronie and pleasuring himself to my little pony hentai

    • @MCgeorge930
      @MCgeorge930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      HORSES FUCKING IS LIT

    • @sponge1478
      @sponge1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dude I'd get trampled and my skull crushed any day by a mules hoofs. So sensual.

    • @anthonykearns2622
      @anthonykearns2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve done it to

    • @haydenmann6711
      @haydenmann6711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don’t lie we’ve all done it

    • @lemursven9195
      @lemursven9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@haydenmann6711 no not really

  • @adamjamestattoos
    @adamjamestattoos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    It's so sweet they allowed that make a wish child to be a guest on the show.

  • @DavidToons
    @DavidToons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1613

    Cheers fellas for letting me animate in the podcast! It was fun!
    (I did the Maltesers ad animation lmao)

    • @clothesclothes777
      @clothesclothes777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      David Toons nice job looks hektik

    • @paulmitchell8714
      @paulmitchell8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE JOKE?

    • @paulmitchell8714
      @paulmitchell8714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also dope job I really enjoyed that whole segment

    • @frankcwte
      @frankcwte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't get the joke either lol

    • @isaacpowers6918
      @isaacpowers6918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      when are the animations? listened to it without watching. any chance of timestamps?

  • @Jacob-ix7cy
    @Jacob-ix7cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    The brofist is Chad's cutie mark

    • @savagewraith
      @savagewraith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That kinda changes the meaning of what BROny is bruh.

    • @lemius6154
      @lemius6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I bet pikachu would be Max's cutie mark

    • @Yummy_f0rk
      @Yummy_f0rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IM SCREAMINGGG

    • @SpencerTenney
      @SpencerTenney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck this comment... fuck that story... fuck my life... and fuck that pony

    • @deanrichard1770
      @deanrichard1770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lemius a pokeball

  • @snopus2876
    @snopus2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4220

    He literally said more the first 5 minutes of this episode than he's ever said on the misfits' podcast.

    • @robtito95
      @robtito95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Snopus the misfits podcast is just swagger fitz and a guest talking

    • @ChairratorCSGO
      @ChairratorCSGO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      @@robtito95 wrong. They used to have this guy named Matt, too.

    • @Psyfonify
      @Psyfonify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      thats COLD ONES for ya BAYBEEEEeeee

    • @eliasrodin6332
      @eliasrodin6332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ChairratorCSGO Guess he stopped cuz he didnt speak much at all

    • @knox9040
      @knox9040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mack Is Back he’s only been gone for like 10 episodes maybe lmao

  • @sleazemcsleazerson1723
    @sleazemcsleazerson1723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    "slow down with the bongs, they rot your brain" -the man who has a podcast where he pressures people to drink alcohol
    lmfao

    • @Augustborne
      @Augustborne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      #1 ratbag youre right, alcohol doesn’t fuck you up temporarily, just permanently if done habitually. Weed certainly shouldn’t be abused as it will definitely mess with you but the fact that you act as if alcohol is a better alternative is just asinine. Habitually smoking Weed won’t exactly give you any benefits but it’s definitely a healthier alternative than constantly drinking alcohol. Believe me, I’m addicted to both substances.

    • @YungNappers
      @YungNappers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      #1 ratbag that is a straight lie alcohol has way more detrimental effects on the mind and body more than weed ever will. Alcohol is the #1 killing drug in the US for a reason can destroy your life weed won’t as easily destroy your life. If I was drunk the past 2 years rather than high everyday I would be in much worse shape physically and mentally.

    • @sleazemcsleazerson1723
      @sleazemcsleazerson1723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @#1 ratbag dude shut the fuck up, alcohol slows you down way more than weed. I can smoke a shit ton of weed and still get important things done. I cannot do shit important after a few beers.

    • @sleazemcsleazerson1723
      @sleazemcsleazerson1723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Hootimus-jv3mc no fucking shit dude I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying that you shouldn't be saying shit about weed being bad for you if you're peer pressuring your friends into drinking.

    • @YungNappers
      @YungNappers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sleaze McSleazerson I feel you once I get some alcohol in me I don’t wanna get up from wherever I’m sittin 😂

  • @Dognuhtz
    @Dognuhtz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    “I might have watched MLP porn..” it wasn’t that statement that made me laugh out loud in public. It was the silence followed. Oh my god.

  • @iliiilil8149
    @iliiilil8149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    "I can justify this alright"
    "I may have watched some my little pony porn"
    (all bruh sound clips play in my head at once)

  • @jamescanjuggle
    @jamescanjuggle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    There's so much alcohol even the drone is smashed

    • @GeniusI2_3
      @GeniusI2_3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Trotman 😂😂😂

    • @bennohavec9571
      @bennohavec9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Trotman make sure no one likes your comment

  • @randolphcarter1481
    @randolphcarter1481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "I was 12 in 2012"
    Are you sure it's Zuckles who has brain damage?

    • @Dorf274
      @Dorf274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chad is a renowned dougie

  • @SMITHapk
    @SMITHapk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "I CAME TO PONY'S." - Zuckles
    Max- "I don't believe you."

    • @MultiPeyton22
      @MultiPeyton22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What’s not to believe 😂

  • @Augustborne
    @Augustborne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    “Wait, do you have two bladders?”
    I love this channel

  • @rockyurt6507
    @rockyurt6507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    It's like pullin up to a petrol station-
    It's like pullin up to a petrol station-
    It's like pullin up to a petrol station-
    It's like pullin up to a petrol station-
    It's like pullin up to a petrol station-

    • @bigman489
      @bigman489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rockyurt Let me continue

    • @Slenderbanana880
      @Slenderbanana880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yo I read it as it was said wtf

  • @TehBrokenToken
    @TehBrokenToken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "They're not my friends dude, they're old men I like to pvp with."

  • @swales4450
    @swales4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    A Zuckles and Max rust lets play sounds amazing!

    • @ape5490
      @ape5490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And we never got it...

    • @harry4743
      @harry4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And of course they never did it ):

    • @peanutarbuckle9629
      @peanutarbuckle9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juckles*

    • @sigurdunger7308
      @sigurdunger7308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harry4743 zuckles said it didnt worj out properly

  • @jaydensaurman2604
    @jaydensaurman2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The fact max and chad visited him while in the psych ward is so sweet no homo they real 1s for that

    • @lil_pistolx2057
      @lil_pistolx2057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      also no susmo but chad staying out with max since he was fucked up was hella sweet. Good ass friends.

    • @jurassicsmackdown6359
      @jurassicsmackdown6359 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being good friends isnt gay??? Even if it was, good on them for spreading love and not hate

  • @shopping_cart_central
    @shopping_cart_central 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Zuckles being a brony is probably the most fitting yet unsuspecting advancement since sliced bread.

  • @jacklloyd4376
    @jacklloyd4376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "this is the best investment in patreon money ever"
    3 seconds later "punch the drone! Punch it!!!"
    oh my fucking god, best ending to the podcast in a long time.

  • @abysmal5599
    @abysmal5599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    The whole time he spoke about the origin of his name, he just kept digging himself a bigger hole.

  • @endlessannie8620
    @endlessannie8620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Chad: im 24
    Also chad: i was 12 in 2012

  • @Jaxiimov
    @Jaxiimov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Zuckles: “My mental health”
    *cracks open beer*

    • @Porelight
      @Porelight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xJaxn u 12 bro?

    • @zoniannitrate2905
      @zoniannitrate2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Porelight people who "u 12 bro" are twelve years old.

    • @Porelight
      @Porelight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ZonianNitrate bro i turned 14 a week ago. get wooshed

    • @zoniannitrate2905
      @zoniannitrate2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Porelight thats the same thing to me. still a stupid kid.

    • @zoniannitrate2905
      @zoniannitrate2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @#1 ratbag an 8 year old cant play cod4?

  • @lanceh8382
    @lanceh8382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Best line I’ve ever heard max say: “ This show is gonna turn into just people shaking their heads.”

  • @lordbawnchie
    @lordbawnchie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I was in tears laughing when they started talking about how he got his name.

    • @platcrab4890
      @platcrab4890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      part of me wishes I never heard it

  • @saintscordo222
    @saintscordo222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    “you were clopping, thats lit”

  • @callummcgregor8420
    @callummcgregor8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Max is a father for all Australian TH-camrs

    • @chubbs.mp3435
      @chubbs.mp3435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My chonney is the mother

  • @scaredlion
    @scaredlion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "My mental health."
    *Cracks beer*
    "It's an interesting one."

  • @EquatorAU
    @EquatorAU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    58:56 "On your next birthday we'll be with you bro in LA bro"
    Max boutta break a promise bro

  • @tormentedsoul5641
    @tormentedsoul5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Real talk. I didn't know or watch Zuckles before this. At first though he seemed boring. But by the time he opened up found his shamelessnes hilarious and commendable, good guest

  • @MobileLearner
    @MobileLearner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This might be my favourite episode so far

    • @wartimefootage6623
      @wartimefootage6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a feel good episode on this shit mate

  • @KustomiseT
    @KustomiseT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Max: "Chinese government *Chad screaming in the background* that is soo bad." 4:07

  • @Mirza011
    @Mirza011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love coming back to this - this feels like a genuine time with 3 mates having a laugh with grog together

  • @duckh0le859
    @duckh0le859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "I think i played pool for like 8 hours on edibles"
    *and cocaine

    • @epiclyskateredhawk2290
      @epiclyskateredhawk2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @#1 ratbag ya sounds lik they put acid in your edibles

    • @PowaJuice
      @PowaJuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scott Gomez in god lmao, mans got fucking laced

    • @epiclyskateredhawk2290
      @epiclyskateredhawk2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PowaJuice ong

    • @epiclyskateredhawk2290
      @epiclyskateredhawk2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PowaJuice sounds lik he dropped a tab before class ik some people who have done it and their crazy I cannot even compute remotely on acid but in class it's a whole different level

    • @aj4waffles
      @aj4waffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@epiclyskateredhawk2290 Ive done a fucktonj of acid, like hundreds of hits, there was like 2 years id take 3-6 tabs 2-3 times a month, and i can definitely say edibles have made me trip out as hard as atleast 2 and a half tabs of good acid when ive taken wayyyy higher doses of them than normal. Like the first time i took 160 might when my previous highest dose was 80mg

  • @lyralydia
    @lyralydia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    cold ones: play raid it's the best
    chad: flesheater is my favourite
    flesheater: level 1
    that cracked me up so hard

    • @lyralydia
      @lyralydia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @#1 ratbag whoa! look at that! the point of my comment, it totally just flew over your head! there it goes! damn, dude you totally missed it!

  • @morningowl43
    @morningowl43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Max talking about MDMA was something I thought I’d never hear in my entire life

    • @JohnDoe-sp3dc
      @JohnDoe-sp3dc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They all do far more drugs than they openly talk about. Australia's drug laws are pretty fucked though so it makes sense.

    • @ParasiteHater
      @ParasiteHater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@JohnDoe-sp3dc that's just every adult. most people you'll meet above the age of twenty have already done some crazy shit in the past

    • @ItmeTummy
      @ItmeTummy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Once you start doing stuff you start to notice how many people around you also do the same

    • @addimbantuwe9406
      @addimbantuwe9406 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnDoe-sp3dc super easy to get stuff down here, I’ve got mates who dabbled in lsd and mdma at 16

  • @danielbear9183
    @danielbear9183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "The first time you got drunk right?"
    "Yeah one of"

  • @acuiesce
    @acuiesce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I was the one feeding him cones" has got to be one of the most genuine aussie statements I have ever heard

  • @charliebm4152
    @charliebm4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love how much the dynamic changes when there's another Aussie guest, they just let loose and it feels so more comfortable. You can see Americans are just sitting there like, "boy this is way out muh comfort zone"

  • @stink7153
    @stink7153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how they're super scared of the drone then continue to throw things and punch it

    • @scorpion0498
      @scorpion0498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Natural human response

  • @richlor694
    @richlor694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    YO THE ANIMATIONS ARE SICK AF.
    Once I saw the video version of the misfits podcast I thought it would be cool if they would animate some parts, so this is so sick that you guys actually did that

  • @wolfhaley8289
    @wolfhaley8289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love how max had no idea there was an intro

  • @finnm6512
    @finnm6512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    It funny that zuckles doesn't remember anything hes talked about before

  • @pollutance
    @pollutance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Well it’s because they have hoofs instead of hands bro.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @billyboyer545
    @billyboyer545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    He started in T W E N N Y F O R D I N

  • @TheHilariousGoldenChariot
    @TheHilariousGoldenChariot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    We actually got interrupted by raid shadow ledgends

  • @CreamySenpai31
    @CreamySenpai31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how they say bro and I love how they say it constantly

  • @connorbruggeman3786
    @connorbruggeman3786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Gotta respect how everything zuckles says seems genuine

    • @TrevorScanlan
      @TrevorScanlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's too brain damaged to create a lie

  • @adamroe8540
    @adamroe8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    People like to joke about Zucks crackhead energy but chad and max are the fiendiest juul borrowers ever

  • @shives673
    @shives673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “Horses are sexy”- maxmoefoe

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Should’ve called this episode “Zuckles comes out of the MLP closet.”

    • @Andrexei000
      @Andrexei000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zuckles already came out on the Misfits Podcats. His brother exposed him lol.

    • @5okillaH
      @5okillaH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice one m8 I think that accurate asf

    • @ShadowCrescent
      @ShadowCrescent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I must find this clip

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Chad *literally vatt of alcohol*
    "Those bongs will rot your brain bro"

    • @bjornerluffy
      @bjornerluffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hearing him talk about drugs seriously made me cringe tbh

    • @salvasalda
      @salvasalda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bjornerluffy honestly Chad is a huge hypocrite but I still respect him. Btw he does cocaine on occasion

    • @bjornerluffy
      @bjornerluffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@salvasalda Yhea it doesnt affect my respect for him, but he sounds like the anti-alcohol kids in highschool who were terrefied of it untill they tried it and realised "huh, that wasnt that big of a deal"
      He just sounds like he doesnt know much about the subject but for some reason chooses to speak like he is an expert.

    • @bjornerluffy
      @bjornerluffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Orion Rodriguez lmao what are you even talking about? Why you immedietely go straight to calling us brainwashed without even pointing out how we are brainwashed? You think you win arguments with ad hominems without even justifying your own insults?
      So, tell me, how are/where we brainwashed? Is it due to some of us being spooked by alcohol IN HS or because I claim that he knows nothing bout drugs?
      Also, how was it not Chads fault? He chose to speak out his ass on a subject and emberass himself?

    • @wowamber5107
      @wowamber5107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh weed and other drugs destroyed my brothers brain, he has leaped to the other side and never came back

  • @xavier-me3el
    @xavier-me3el 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the drone really said: “FETCH ME THEIR SOULS”

  • @dylanbrame8929
    @dylanbrame8929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It's like pulling up to the petrol station with mum" HAHAHA I related to that too well

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Shoutout whoever animated those segments, that shit looks great.

    • @DavidToons
      @DavidToons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Thanks man!

    • @VincentViewer
      @VincentViewer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidToons Ay good job man 👍

    • @sk0kiE
      @sk0kiE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo whats the song that plays when he hits the blunt

    • @linasjesaias
      @linasjesaias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidToons 👌🔥

    • @benthompson7222
      @benthompson7222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DavidToons Could you do tutorials because i would love to be able to draw like that!

  • @KartoffelKonig
    @KartoffelKonig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Zuckles is probably the only guy that is more self destructive than chad and that's without a drop of alcohol

  • @LukeSmileyy
    @LukeSmileyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    16:54 Max: I AM GAMING! IM GAMING!
    Me: oh nice, gaming channel coming back?
    Max: RAID, SHADOW LEGEN-
    Me: well, never mind then....

  • @MajesticMiggy
    @MajesticMiggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how the zuckles mental heath segment turned into the boys helping another boy out. Love you guys. Ride the wave.

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Chad: slept outside with max cus hes kind, everyone: chad big meanie

  • @maxplayer2752
    @maxplayer2752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My hearts stopping
    At least we’re filming

  • @davidenivan
    @davidenivan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    14:10 "How do you know so much about this Max?" Max knows everything about everything it's ridiculous
    16:45 and Chad doesnt know anything about anything

  • @jxmbo4074
    @jxmbo4074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Real Cold Ones know that this was already uploaded like a week ago

    • @runningone6498
      @runningone6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      been waiting to watch it tho because i was at work last upload

    • @2goubox
      @2goubox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep.

    • @asher8085
      @asher8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jxmbo yeah I tried to come back to finish it cause i hadn’t watched it all, and it was gone😂😂😂now I can finally finish it lmao

    • @Jacob-xp8tw
      @Jacob-xp8tw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes what happened??

    • @poyakouchesfahani6125
      @poyakouchesfahani6125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah what was the deal with that anyway?

  • @cruzo3512
    @cruzo3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I think I'll cry if you guys ever get George and Ian on the podcast.

  • @xWooftaa
    @xWooftaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ending bit with the drone is one of the greatest things I’ve seen in years and I often come back to watch it. Phenomenal.

  • @ismokenerfdarts4695
    @ismokenerfdarts4695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Most chaotic intro I've ever seen and mason is just sitting there cause he's used to shit like this

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Max should drink so much so when he's sober, he can finally upload his Japan Vlogs

    • @tettettettettet
      @tettettettettet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mate I’ve seen your fucking comments on every single video for weeks and all of them have been absolute shit tbh

    • @breeze6873
      @breeze6873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      出 bro leave the guy alone man

    • @Cocomelonenjoyer
      @Cocomelonenjoyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@breeze6873 fr

  • @karlcollects7850
    @karlcollects7850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Why does Zuckles sound like a Big Lez show character

    • @sonni7460
      @sonni7460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kyle McCormack he literally sounds like scruffy

    • @codygrant3786
      @codygrant3786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lizburgy

    • @hooks693
      @hooks693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      whatareyetalkinabout

    • @ThiefOfBaghdad
      @ThiefOfBaghdad 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is one

    • @sophiejenkins1106
      @sophiejenkins1106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bro that's literally all i could think about the whole podcast

  • @Stevenasty
    @Stevenasty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Most underrated Cold Ones episode

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chad- serious moment about drugs
    Max- “Just EAT SAND!”

  • @skurrix
    @skurrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The animation part was great

  • @tummylicker6810
    @tummylicker6810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is nice, glad you upload at 5AM

  • @Zeoxin
    @Zeoxin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The animations gave me life. Thank you

  • @Halp88
    @Halp88 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like max slowly seeding the information he already knows about bronies

  • @FigusPigus
    @FigusPigus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Max: "Stop calling it a Podcast. It's a Talk Show"
    Also Max: Continues to call cold ones a podcast 11 times

  • @copengarden2707
    @copengarden2707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Mason's actually my spirit animal basically

  • @lyterate
    @lyterate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    the editing is getting really GUD wtf

  • @funkymonkey2k94
    @funkymonkey2k94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    chad's screams of terror at 1:01:04 are possibly one of the funniest things i've ever heard

  • @EthanB-01
    @EthanB-01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    So Zuckles was a brony, my outlook on life has changed

  • @alexrickman2681
    @alexrickman2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love how maso is staring at the drone like he wanted to strangle it

  • @ZammexNobody
    @ZammexNobody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    not even 15 minutes in and i already feel like im 3 hours deep into this episode

  • @howardhavardramberg333
    @howardhavardramberg333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    crunk AF here, hadn't expected the subject to drift over onto clopping but carry on men

  • @lefunmenow4970
    @lefunmenow4970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Council of Drones has been alerted

  • @YUNGDEATH
    @YUNGDEATH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this one of my favorite guest we need more zuckles

  • @randomgeek2599
    @randomgeek2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the animation they should have that when they're talking about what happen before or like flash backs

  • @Seniorjohnson
    @Seniorjohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    J in spanish is pronounced like “H” so it is jajajajaja

    • @ZaKRo-bx7lp
      @ZaKRo-bx7lp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ja, genau

    • @Trlll
      @Trlll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H is also pronounced like H in Spanish tho lol

    • @Seniorjohnson
      @Seniorjohnson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dako Briggs no one said it doesnt but think of words like “juego” that make the h sound

    • @chibbacurley62
      @chibbacurley62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ur profile pic brings back memories

    • @jamesbucag5594
      @jamesbucag5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Modifuckrs......
      Flashback

  • @kev3571
    @kev3571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Always nice to see cold ones being nice and bringing on a make a wish kid

  • @txcslayerz
    @txcslayerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The fact that Zuckles is improving his mental health really makes me happy man I really hope this man never comes to an end.❤️

    • @smokey9813
      @smokey9813 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      can u explain what happen?

    • @zoniannitrate2905
      @zoniannitrate2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@smokey9813 he just had a massive breakdown, fell out a bit with the misfits and got institutionalised. alot of it was in his head and he was depressed and shit.

    • @misadventure5216
      @misadventure5216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stereoscream6222 he is real friends with the Misfits, there wasnt any falling out. Zuckles just dived off the deep end and has been in recovery since then

  • @tonanontonanon6145
    @tonanontonanon6145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:35 Aye yo thats me Ninja Muffin
    I remember playing Minecraft with Zuckles and we played MineZ all the time.

  • @richardrobertson454
    @richardrobertson454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    William Osman on cold ones while he’s in Australia? Oh and so is Ian..

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Why does it say “into brain damage”.
    Everyone knows that he had it from the beginning of the podcast.

    • @Godakuri
      @Godakuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      brain damage squared

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      stop commenting

    • @scottmooney19
      @scottmooney19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just cuz you keep commenting doesnt make them funny

    • @kellyfrear2133
      @kellyfrear2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      virgin

    • @Calthecool
      @Calthecool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Insertnamehere
      Everyone else seems to disagree, because I have 500 likes on these different comments.

  • @judewudrick8760
    @judewudrick8760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Chad sleeping outside with Max is relationship goals

  • @senseidrago8408
    @senseidrago8408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That animated bit was fantastic

  • @hideyoshiq
    @hideyoshiq หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Honestly the most relatable part in Zuckles brony story was the Mojang display name mistake xD
    I did the exact same thing when I was a younging

  • @jokelbn
    @jokelbn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chill i used to see those shadows as a kid in my old house would give me nightmares of being chased and banging on there door just to open it to find it empty as the shadow catches me and i would jump awake hated that house

  • @cheesykebs708
    @cheesykebs708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the second podcast that has caught my attention all the way to the end keep doing what your doing

  • @Bradikan
    @Bradikan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I wish Zuck would upload more funny shit like that gallon milk challenge

    • @dynamine203
      @dynamine203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      from childhild rimw no ive nver seen this..

    • @nathaniel_1152
      @nathaniel_1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember that shit. Cracked me up

    • @shogun4202
      @shogun4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dynamine203 hi

  • @sellsbags
    @sellsbags 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Why is Zuckles exactly like Jesse Pinkman ? Or is it just me that thinks so?

    • @egg-xt7ir
      @egg-xt7ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was fuckin thinking that the whole episode

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Buzz cut skinny white guy that does drugs and wears a beanie. Seems about right.

  • @Schticky
    @Schticky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Im feeling alittle groggy” *20 minutes in*
    This is my favorite episode.