Brendan Schaub on Near Scuffle in the Elevator at the Golden Globes

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  • Brendan shares a story about a near fight in the elevator after the Golden Globes, then the guys think of ways to diffuse situations like that.
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  • @beege42
    @beege42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    If you send that elevator up to the top floor you could totally take Cain.

    • @MrBigBawls407
      @MrBigBawls407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Paul Allen yes bro! This fuckin wins lmao!!! Oh, the elevation!! 😰

    • @offchopz3603
      @offchopz3603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hahaha love the sea level cain reference. My man.

    • @HoboSammiches
      @HoboSammiches 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This... was perfect

    • @seventhirty22
      @seventhirty22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Paul Allen You fucking genius!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Kaynanlee
      @Kaynanlee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I fucking howled

  • @colindouglas7414
    @colindouglas7414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Brendan was a top 10 HW and the peanut gallery calls him soft cuz he lost a couple of fights to the biggest, baddest MF’s on the planet.. No wonder he quit fighting, that’s BS...

    • @scentlessxapprentice
      @scentlessxapprentice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brandon shrubs does not get the respect he deserves

    • @CodyAnderson333
      @CodyAnderson333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah man I remember when he fucked up Mirko Cro Cops world. unless you're a pro fighter Brendan would fuck anyone up in an elevator fight lol

    • @Baghuul
      @Baghuul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The worst ufc fighter in the world will fuck almost anybody up. people don't realize how stupid they are.

  • @dy120481
    @dy120481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Why would you wait 45 minutes for an elevator when you could just take the stairs?

    • @gurnaazbenipal4819
      @gurnaazbenipal4819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      dy120481 cuz schaub is full of shit and loves to exaggerate

    • @tortorsson2482
      @tortorsson2482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Or it was 87stores to his room and he had backpain

    • @ardnfast
      @ardnfast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "ExaGGGGGGGerate"

    • @Willie-C
      @Willie-C 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They are too good for the stairs

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like that time with Diaz.

  • @80sicks509
    @80sicks509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “Boys I’m bout to get prickly up in here.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tapepusher
    @Tapepusher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "I judge turtle necks, I don't wana fight." 😂

  • @savagej7087
    @savagej7087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Jijeeettsu for lyfe

  • @mixalis6168
    @mixalis6168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Schaub, still the gayest straight man alive today..

  • @DemiseBot
    @DemiseBot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Love how Brendan is so humble, he could take all those guys I bet, he might not have been the best HW but he was a real athlete and competed at the highest competition.

    • @Hollman36
      @Hollman36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm Demise shut up

    • @ryan-mk5sc
      @ryan-mk5sc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i don't think it's humbleness more like scared.. he knows how easy it is for them lights to get shut off!

    • @reyalecio3501
      @reyalecio3501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nick Gerz thought you were being serious at first 😂

    • @danielsaiyan4280
      @danielsaiyan4280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I agree he might of gotten koed by top UFC heavyweights but he would absolutely destroy those wanna be tough guys in the streets, he also koed cro cop

    • @no-st9kr
      @no-st9kr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's not humble he thinks he was elite

  • @Britlael
    @Britlael 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “YO heyyyy” i dieddd😭😭

  • @Nautilus1972
    @Nautilus1972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I'm not fighting ... I judge turtlenecks ..." - Brendan Schaub.
    Jesus.

  • @VictorHernandez-pu6cg
    @VictorHernandez-pu6cg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "JIU JEETSU FOR LIFE!" haaaaaaahahahaha

  • @thanktheuniverse9438
    @thanktheuniverse9438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Good god, what has Rogan created?

  • @mylomagical2016
    @mylomagical2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Brendan Schaub is such a cool dude. I thought he was a typical meat head bully my first impression. I was wrong. He is a really good dude.

  • @wimpzap
    @wimpzap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They shoulda said " Bois you're acting like that and Im feeling MEATY"

  • @mattgarcia9518
    @mattgarcia9518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Listen up grandkids, back in my day that leg cross didn't exist.

  • @Cystus
    @Cystus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    His security fucked up, fire him. You don't point at the most dangerous guy.. Who your suppose to be protecting.

    • @defoperator7993
      @defoperator7993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cystus they serve more as a barrier in most situations

    • @Cystus
      @Cystus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Def Operator The security guy started the problem. Fires.

  • @oziozdea6221
    @oziozdea6221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Brendan can beat up the majority of people but like he's such a metrosexual and wants to embrace that for some reason xD

    • @rubenfoster7196
      @rubenfoster7196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ozi Ozdea Yeah it’s pretty funny, but I’m sure it gets old people trying to fight you all the time.

    • @xgongivetoya4592
      @xgongivetoya4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was a bully to his rommate though, and used to be a meathead unlike what he says

    • @swamidan277
      @swamidan277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea and thats great. he doesn't have to be what people think fighters are like

    • @thenewenglandhustle8832
      @thenewenglandhustle8832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cuz he doesn’t care what you think. 🤔

    • @willdelarosa8238
      @willdelarosa8238 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His boots are so clean 😂

  • @unfadeablecivic
    @unfadeablecivic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    No I think you'd be surprised, I think he'd Fukya up... -elevator riders 😅

    • @adammckenzie8769
      @adammckenzie8769 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      unfadeable was thinking bout when he said that mentioning cane.... i thought to myself what i thought u were competitive with cane so why him in the elevator?? lol 😂 cane would wreck him!!! on his worst day, when he was a 5 yr old 😂🤣😉

    • @davidarevalo1925
      @davidarevalo1925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the name of his special a year later congrats

  • @CIAdrian391
    @CIAdrian391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    rich people never heard of stairs

  • @__M738
    @__M738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Schaub out there finessing people out of elevator rides
    So good

  • @wontrespond3263
    @wontrespond3263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    😆
    Brendan is a very passive spectator.

  • @FutureSuperman
    @FutureSuperman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Legit cried while watching this

  • @beto-ven8540
    @beto-ven8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This is the last elavator" hahahaha!

  • @noahbirdrevolution
    @noahbirdrevolution 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Brandon literally does the Kevin Spacey to dudes trying to act tough.

    • @jamesbailand4311
      @jamesbailand4311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What, gets them loaded then sucks them off??

  • @codymathes4450
    @codymathes4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:01 (Dana white voice): “Pump the brakes pump the brakes”
    😂

  • @brocwestmeyer5935
    @brocwestmeyer5935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's actually probably the hardest I've laughed at these two

  • @eazygeazy5543
    @eazygeazy5543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmfao i cant lie im high asf laughing so hard that im crying.You 2 are funny asf together.

  • @420is365
    @420is365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:40-7 mins had me deadddddddd

    • @KevinAndrewRea
      @KevinAndrewRea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Diaz “he’s gonna shit we gotta get her later” 💀

  • @pulpogaraje
    @pulpogaraje 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont watch TFATK that often, but this was a comedic side of Brendan I hadn't seen before. Props to him.

  • @agustinfiger8814
    @agustinfiger8814 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bros, when Brendon made the ambulance siren sound I laughed so freakin hard

  • @apuuvah
    @apuuvah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Yeah, something like 99,9% of men shouldn't take on Brendan in any (unarmed) scenario. Dude fought in the UFC heavyweight, for god's sakes. They are easily the baddest mofos on the planet in unarmed combat... He might not have been at the top of UFC, but VERY few can say they EVER fought in UFC...

    • @eazythetruth
      @eazythetruth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ronny Mosuse 99.5 du

    • @eazythetruth
      @eazythetruth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ronny Mosuse dumbass

    • @smac919
      @smac919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For surrre. I would be scared to fight Brendan even with a weapon. Even if he's not allowed to use the weapon after he rips if away from me. You would have to get lucky and KO him with bat or a staff. With a sword maybe, even though there's more power in a bat or a staff, a sword just has a psychological factor that I doubt Brendan would be able to over look .. Now there's other UFC fighters who would probably take a sword through the hand and then proceed to kill you, like Bas Rutten is a good example. I feel like Bas would probably try to block a sword with his forearm, and it's not as easy as the movies make it look to cut straight through bone in 1 strike..and then Bas would probably proceed to go neck snappin, he may bleed out later, but a neck will for sure be snapped 😆

    • @mattykirk2875
      @mattykirk2875 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shinigami this is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen, I love how much actual thinking you have done on the idea, it’s hilarious but really is terrifying n I genuine would be scared holding a sword against bas, just picturing him stood across from you, you could literally chop into his shoulder the sword would get stuck n he would just stare at you n proceed to strangle the life out of you hahaha

    • @mattykirk2875
      @mattykirk2875 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shinigami you could throw a fucking grenade at bas n he’d eat it n his belly would blow out like in the old cartoons n he’d be fine hahahah

  • @wilfredomaceira3378
    @wilfredomaceira3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode is a f*** gem. Show more of these type. Haven’t laughed like that in a while! Thank you!

  • @ELWOPPO2010
    @ELWOPPO2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was so much better than I expected lol
    👍

  • @teamgitusome
    @teamgitusome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:20 callen is a natural hahahahaha

  • @BraindeadGabe
    @BraindeadGabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmfao brendan with the "heeeey"

  • @kjax0630
    @kjax0630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best segment 😂🤣😂🤣 "eh-ah!" Oh, "eh-ehhhhhhhhaaa"

  • @KCdeathbat
    @KCdeathbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People forget how good schaub was. He beat Mirko Cro-cop and Matt mitrione. That's very impressive

  • @doctorfresh.9008
    @doctorfresh.9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how humble Brendan is. There's no need to be cocky or have a huge ego. The real ones know how real Shaub is

  • @gonfreecss5610
    @gonfreecss5610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bryan’s“gentlemen eh eh” sounded like my assistant principal in high school 😂

  • @ernestorodriguez8598
    @ernestorodriguez8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Listen , I don’t like Brendan too much either but he has good things : 1) he can fight (he fought some killers), he is doing stand up which is scary Af but he is at least trying .... and he is winning the game of life

  • @Naeshabby
    @Naeshabby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hahaha that was a pretty funny riff at the end

  • @Mike649foxx
    @Mike649foxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ''I judge turtle necks...'' hahaha

  • @conorsedgwick8465
    @conorsedgwick8465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally the greatest podcast episode I have ever seen! full belly laughing hahah thankyou guys more hypothetical shit please.

  • @LOLAP95
    @LOLAP95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bryan trying to be a tough is funny af lol
    Edit... he just wont stop im dying 😂😂😂😂😂 "ah ah" hahahahaha

  • @shrutefarms4741
    @shrutefarms4741 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One the best exchanges

  • @masonlitowsky
    @masonlitowsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brendan "ima toss yo salad" Shaub

  • @danielpsi
    @danielpsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Glace some buns"... lost it!

  • @TheBBallEnthusiast
    @TheBBallEnthusiast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:36 The security guard was Joey Diaz

  • @Farnhamification
    @Farnhamification 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's the funniest shit you guys have ever done

  • @sgtpepper597
    @sgtpepper597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite is hearing chin cracking up in the back

  • @moelummy7272
    @moelummy7272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Funniest shit I've heard in a long time. Mud mask!!

  • @fionnmaguireoloughlin3538
    @fionnmaguireoloughlin3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This podcast is so slept on. Most funny shit ever

  • @cambo6911
    @cambo6911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:36 lmfao 😂

  • @edanaya2000
    @edanaya2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is seriously a laugh out loud moment. Especially at the crapping on people part

  • @badger5079
    @badger5079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Busting my hole laughing.

  • @MaxwellFaro
    @MaxwellFaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Ima paint your back porch red" how'd they leave that one out?

  • @BorthrHossMC
    @BorthrHossMC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Boys... if ya don't cut that out.... Imma hafta dish out some spankins"

  • @JUMBOpin
    @JUMBOpin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHAHAHAHA "mudmask'n" caught him off guard

  • @johnnyspeed5885
    @johnnyspeed5885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We'll get her later." 😂

  • @Taylor_Made087
    @Taylor_Made087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    unless it was cain...lmao or roy or ben or travis or big nog

    • @bookert9533
      @bookert9533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or anyone that can connect, dude has no chin

    • @ilikedogs870
      @ilikedogs870 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know what a strange comment

    • @tomschlong5642
      @tomschlong5642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hes using Cain as an example of a legit fighter, hes not saying Cain exclusively or only. To Kyle and the 41 thumbs up, please don't recreate. You're stealing us intelligent folks air.

    • @mixalis6168
      @mixalis6168 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      and so on..

    • @mixalis6168
      @mixalis6168 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      not much skill, elderly turtle would be quicker ! Like Joe, just not up with the big boys !

  • @ryankeogh5713
    @ryankeogh5713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4 years later this shit too funny hahaha

  • @ryanb6715
    @ryanb6715 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Callen living vicariously through Brendan lol

  • @michaelavila6971
    @michaelavila6971 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol the European 🚑 lmao

  • @93maj2
    @93maj2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this was the funniest shit ive seen in a long time, im in tears

  • @kieranb7747
    @kieranb7747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:06 lmao

  • @1GiancarloD
    @1GiancarloD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Any of those one liners...I'm shitting my pants.

  • @tommyebert4662
    @tommyebert4662 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you guys don't stop fight I swear to god Iamg shit" best threat of all time

  • @MrBigBawls407
    @MrBigBawls407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Definitely takin a shit the next time a fight breaks out in an elevator.

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      William Brown youve got the name for it.

  • @AlphosnoMango
    @AlphosnoMango 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I genuinely laughed my ass off at the thought of Brendan Schaub breaking up a fight with this noise 3:44

  • @Cybernetic800
    @Cybernetic800 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Callan would be the type of guy to start a fight then get his friends to hold him back lol

  • @pnchabv
    @pnchabv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Callen is such a badass in hypothetical situations

  • @jamiebrown1717
    @jamiebrown1717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking died at the end

  • @HalfHarry
    @HalfHarry 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boys im bout to bust on your face ahahahha

  • @TheMartin9400
    @TheMartin9400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Not even interested in the story just wanted to hear the bullshit that comes out of Callens mouth & what he would have done if he was there.

  • @charliegarcia2482
    @charliegarcia2482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brendan's the type of guy to say " boys.. who's eggs am I cooking "

  • @DCzero50
    @DCzero50 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its about to get sweaty 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @st3720
    @st3720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    schaub is hilarious

  • @matthewmonsour9802
    @matthewmonsour9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Brandon go "ooooooooooooooooooops!"

  • @jamesbailand4311
    @jamesbailand4311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "press your body against mine, for safty"

  • @sethbase6960
    @sethbase6960 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boys.. I’m bout to get prickly up in here

  • @santinorocco497
    @santinorocco497 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Callen whistling like a bird lol

  • @xgongivetoya4592
    @xgongivetoya4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You guys better stop yelling at each other or you better order a cab to the nearest hospital, coz I'm about to break every fucking bone in your body." Now that's how you threaten hahaha

  • @lawrencelazaro8400
    @lawrencelazaro8400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh my god that kissing Sharon Stone joke was best Brendan

  • @AdamBarkerThe
    @AdamBarkerThe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is hilarious, cracking me the fuck up. Great Stuff!

  • @brandonconn1121
    @brandonconn1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woah this made me laugh might have to actually subscribe

  • @Trixta024
    @Trixta024 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bahahahaah fuck I vibrated the bed too much laughing while my wife was trying to sleep. Shaub is so bad at being a tough guy lol.

  • @GreenTreesAndFlowers
    @GreenTreesAndFlowers 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stairs?

  • @rubberbandclan1017
    @rubberbandclan1017 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO!!!!!

  • @BearDown4Life
    @BearDown4Life 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Brendan just fought people on the streets he would be bunk mates with "The Machine". Your hands are considered "lethal weapons".

  • @MA9N0
    @MA9N0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats hilarious

  • @edotball
    @edotball 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    more short clips

  • @authenticmax6350
    @authenticmax6350 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAOOOOOOO

  • @railroadtrash09
    @railroadtrash09 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talent? More of a reason to start swinging. Everyone getting a souvenir!

  • @signtrendz1
    @signtrendz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boyz! Put some respeck on my day...

  • @zacslife1321
    @zacslife1321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Don't make me fuck my way out of an elevator" LOL - Real fans know.

  • @elalpo5830
    @elalpo5830 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bryan is hilarious 😂

    • @kyledavidwalsh
      @kyledavidwalsh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol Brendan was funnier in this clip

  • @jaedix2282
    @jaedix2282 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 😂 😂

  • @paulajay8525
    @paulajay8525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All the things Brian will never say 🤣

  • @justghosty666
    @justghosty666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to say things like they were saying at the end of the video during football games. Screw getting angry and trying to intimidate them, nothing freaks your opponent out more than you telling them your going to glaze their buns. Now they'll be thinking about wtf that's supposed to mean all game. The weirder but also more vague, the better.

  • @vitoscaletta7886
    @vitoscaletta7886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lucky it was in a elevator and not in the street