Headphones made for Children.
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If you ever test kids' headphones again, you should add "chewing on the chord" to the "man-child tantrum" test. Chewing on the chord is how my child ruined her last two sets of headphones.
are you sure that was your child, or a cat in a very convincing disguise?
W for the wireless
Why are you giving kids headphones at the age where they would chew on cables
@@Eeter26 - At what age do you think kids stop chewing on cables?
Guess your kid has...
Some interesting taste in music...
"Kids shows are just a fevered dream"
.... no truer statement has ever been uttered by a human with working eyes.
Isn't it fever dream? Not fevered??
What's up checkmark
im sure even a blind man can tell that, just LISTEN to some of them
people in this reply section are gonna freak out over a checkmark channel they barely even know about
Bloody oath.
There's a kids channel on tv I usually watch whenever my internet's not working and sometimes there's enjoyable stuff and sometimes weird stuff.
the thought of a full grown man slamming headphones against the floor while screaming about jdm wheels and frogs genuinly warms my heart
Hilarious
It reminds me of my little brother...
H O N D A C I V I C
I absolutely lost it at that point. Huge tears of laughter.
M O E S L E A Z E L A C K
The best thing to hear in a dank pods video is “oh my god it has a microphone!” The instant joy that sets in
That and na no
so like this one time-
@@bridgetsawamura56 it was fully sikh, aye
The quick blink of text says "I'm sorry that the camera was out of focus. I aim to do my best and today I have failed you. Now many will go on wondering if they truly were called the Rockpapa's, which no doubt will weigh heavily on folks mentally. I hereby pass the blame to Frank as she is unable to argue back"
Edit: Yo 2k likes
Thank you for this
@@spamspace6878 you are welcome
You’re amazing thank you
I literally stopped, went back and forth like 9 times. Thanks!
Not all heroes wear capes
The tantrum test is by far the funniest thing Dank's come up with all year.
Yes, even more than the mic test stories.
i still think the mic stories will never be beat
NO MIKEY NO! THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT!
NO
omg shioriko
Plum liqueur!
_PLUM LIQUEUR!_
Dankpods drinking game:
EASY: Drink whenever...
- he's talking about how our ears face forward
- he's tears a manual in half
- he's screaming at a text on some box or in some manual
- he's "ah my pkcell"
- he's getting the Sexy Speaker
- he gets the "Freakish Ears-on-a-stand"
- he's talking about him being a musician
- he's pointing out if an aux cable is gold plated or not
MEDIUM: Drink whenever...
- he's talking about sound-quality
- he get’s off-topic
- he says “my boi”
- he's yelling into a microphone
- he blows up an earphone
- he thinks that the biggest companies make the worst crap
- he talks about iPod nanos
- he brings up something better as a comparison to what he is reviewing
- he breaks something on purpose with or without the 1grit
- he says stuff about the cable
HARD: Drink whenever...
- the HD-Six-Hungos are better
- he talks about iPods
- he starts singing and screaming random gibberish
- when the stinkphones are sounding shit
- when the stinkphones sound like kid's percussions
- when Frank
IMPOSSIBLE: Drink whenever...
- it's never enough
I have some suggestions.
Drink whenever:
He gets off topic
He says "my boi!"
He says stuff about the cable
@@greenrryt i will edit them into it, thanks for the suggestions!
You forgot “can’t you believe no one bought this?”
Nice
Every time he any of that I’ll hit my dab pen
I love his ability to just go on like a muppet talking about absolutely nothing when he finds a mic
"I hurt myself in my confusion!"
That got me a lot harder than it should have.
Same here !
@GABRIELLA
no
@GABRIELLA no
Oh did it now…
*Dankpods used Man-baby Tantrum!*
*Dankpods is confused!*
*It hurt itself in its confusion!*
*Dankpods Fainted*
Just the thought of seeing a full grown adult smashing kids headphones against the ground screaming plum liquor makes me laugh my ass off.
All while getting injured as well 😂
“I’m not putting these wheels on my vintage Honda because they’re not JDM”
"PLUM LIQUEUR! PLUM LIQUEUR!!!"
@@destructivespirit7079 that's how you know he's a car guy
Watching this part makes me crack up every time 🤣🤣
4:00 "That mean it's good for fat kids"
I almost spit out my drink. Holy shit 😂
I did the exact same thing
😑
0:00 Intro
0:02 Homade BB 5001 iStereoDock
0:32 RockPapa Over Ear Stereo Headphones Earphones, for Adults Kids Childs Boys Girls, Noise Isolating, Adjustable, Heavy Deep Bass for iPhone iPod iPad MP3 MP4 Players SmartPhones Computer Headphone Green & Black
0:47 Pause
2:48 Zamkol ZH100
5:40 JBL JR300BT Blue/Orange
8:23 ???
10:16 Highly scientific stress test
- 11:09 Test results
12:59 Patreon credits
13:14 Outro
13:19 Frank
You put the full name for the RockPapas
@@Munchy-The-Rat That's a sign of how generic they are.
Mf really put the full name of the rockpapas.
It's Rockpapa Comfort actually
I love this comment lmao
The fake kids tantrums were amazing.
"These wheels aren't JDM. They can't be seen on my vintage Honda"
I HATE F R O G S
"I said I wanted plum liqueur with my ferrero rochers! It's not a ferrero rocher without plum liqueur!"
Lmao
I wouldn't be surprised if he'd said something about "car not being JDM because it's left hand drive"
caught me off guard lmao
@@arbi9506 there aren't any left hand drive cars in Australia
"I said I wanted plum liqueur with my Ferrero Roche's" is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. I genuinely lost it when I heard it, and I also imagined a little chubby British kid in like a tweed suit bashing a pair of Mezze Elite's as he yells at his butler for not getting him his plum liqueur.
It was the quiet background
"Plum liqueur! _PLUM LIQUEUR!_ "
when he took another swing at the JBLs that got me.
the JDM ranting was better
@@THESLlCK I honestly had no fucking clue what the JDM stuff was about, the plum liqueur probably hit differently since I'm a pretentious home cook, so I sympathized.
@@raccoonking7566 I too am a home cook, not pretentious, but a home cook. I also am, as you might guess, a car enthusiast
@@cameronaberner same here 😂😂😂
By far the best thing on this channel is just ominous “PLUM LIQUEUR” in the distance
OMG the manchild tantrum had me crying! Your improv skills are still my favorite thing about your channel.
Another day of Dank's curiosity leading him down an abyss of jank for our viewing pleasure!
respond to this reply when this comment has 1k likes
And that Frank clip at the end too
Aunt may dies in spiderman
So far down you can’t separate the stank from the dank
@@bloodakoos no
I like the ones that are full sized but also for kids. There are few things more hilarious than watching my four-year-old jam out while she also desperately tries to keep them in place.
Yes. I have a Focal Clear Mg and they’re hilarious looking on my kids
@@moviemogul83 mans giving his trillion dollar headphone to his kids
ok that looks too cute
I just outright had my 4 year old little sister wear my k701s and then my dt770s and it's hilarious. She loved them though, but they absolutely wouldn't stay on if she jammed out too hard.
"those wheels aren't even jdm" - I felt that.
12:18 this it what I imagine murder sounds like
Me 2019: "no way i could tell apart crappy headphones from good ones"
Me 2021, watching Dankpods: "oh my gosh! I hear a difference!"
the best is when you can tell whats wrong with them from the sound test and you go "yea thats a lot of high-mids"
Me 2019: Not knowing any better.
Me 2020: Got a decent set, but I feel like upgrading.
Me 2021: OVER EAR OPEN BACKED STUDIO HEADPHONES
@@WyvernDotRed haha! Shame i couldn't do that at all! I'd get those for gaming and probably just use them as speakers as that's what i do with my old Skullcandy headphones since the one cushion disintegrated
@@WyvernDotRed Im now a proud owner of HD600's and a iFi Zendac and my god is that a sweet combo
@@Fruggggg Mine is a Philips X2HR running on my mobo's above average built in ALC892 DAC.
Not as good, but wow, it produces a really clear and balanced sound.
Great for listening to all kinds of content... and distinguishing audio cues from a game while talking to friends.
I love how happy he gets when he discovers they have mics, the man baby we wish we all could be!
Please you know you cry yourself to sleep
@K A E E L Y ♋️ ew
@K A E E L Y ♋️ remain pure
Someone needs to make a DankPods bingo card set. Panels like "pog cell" "the 1 grit" and "mic test"
This video made me think of a nightmare start-up that sells subscriptions to a service that streams your device's audio to a pair of audiophile-grade headphones going into a set of freakish ears on a stand and streams it back to you. You can choose which model of headphones you want to use.
0:48
“I’m sorry that the camera was out of focus. I aim to do my best and today I have failed you. Now many will go on wondering if they truly were called the Rockpapa’s, which no doubt will weigh heavily on folks mentally. I hereby pass blame to Frank as she is unable to argue back”
stuff like this is why i love this channel
0:47 *
When I searched, it was 0:47.
honestly tho
Poor frank having to deal with the stress of complaints, hope she pulls through
I personally love the clip of her at the end of almost every video
@@Alexthetechie150 it's our Frank moment
That's what I was about to comment 😂😂
She's not complaining so it can't be too bad ;)
happy holidays, dank, i love your videos and i hope you have a wonderful new years.
This is one of the best yet 😂 the mic test on this was the best ever just like oh yeh, it has a microphone!
"those wheels aren't JDM and not for my vintage Honda" literally every JDM nerd ever
You got a bot as your first comment. Congrats
When people think JapanRacing is a JDM brand.
The tantrum about ferrero rocher's totally caught me off guard and had me actually outwardly laughing. Thanks for that!
the vintage Honda one got me
PLUM LIQUEUR
3:13 That's a joke I had forgotten was a curse that came along with my name. Thanks, you just revoked 1 hour of sleep from me for the next couple days
I really have to say, the JBL’s actually impressed me. As for the others and how much they were….. please just get your kids quality headphones! Thank you again for the amazing content Dankpods!
My uncle got my cousins a pair of AirPods max’s EACH. Ryan’s toy review has never sounded this good.
That’s incredible af. They’re fortunate to have that much money to go around
I never noticed the audio quality problems TH-camrs have until I got good headphones, and I see now why there are so many people whining in the comments about volume and music levels and background noise
Actual airpods max? I know i got my nephew $30 knockoffs called monkeymax, they look alot like the actual thing
I’m happy for them, but bruh those are WAY to good for children! My first pair of headphones were the Sennheiser HD 206 and those are perfectly fine for kids!
I have a Sony wic130 and they sound better than airpods
The hinges give it more freedom of movement therefore it could take hits easier. The lack of hinges made it rigid, so there wasn't any room to dissipate the tantrum
I'd guess that's also why humans are advised to go limp when facing hard impacts than staying totally rigid.
"dissipate the tantrum"
Why did that make me laugh?
Dankpods screaming " _Plum liquor!!_ " while aggressively beating headphones against the ground, in the background is the best out of context thing I've ever witnessed
Can we appreciate the fact that we see the old cameras and the watch featured in later videos during the headphone testing segments? Cause I appreciate that-
I was watching Ashens do a headphone test the other day, imagine my disappointment when he tested the mic and it wasn’t Dankpods doing a story. Never mind Spider-Man that’s the collab we need.
I was in that comment section too
Freaking love this channel.
Can't decide whether "hurt myself in my confusion" or the second batch of "plum liqueur!" was funnier to me.
That had to be a pokemon reference 😂😂😂
@@Michael-tm6vs lol
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
My sleepy eyes made me read this as "Headphones made FROM children" and woke me up. Now I can't sleep at all
I mean, they are made in China so they at least are made *by* children
@@firstNamelastName-ho6lv and that's a wake up call in a different sense
JBL are surprisingly good more than I realised. I recently bought a new gaming head sets by JBL and they are so good. They are really comfortable and have great quality sound.
The breathy wheeze-laugh when something catches his attention is the most infectious thing.
When he said there was another "test" for the headphones, I instantly knew it would involve Scarlett Fire.
Scarlet* the double T is reserved for Johanssons and O'Haras
Scarlet Fire should be a standardized test
Your the Splatoon guy
@@yeepsleep and Focusrite
How to tell someone uses an audio interface on the regular
the sheer amount of creativity this man puts in his stories.
I got a pair of those “Rockpapa” headphones from Menards (a home improvement store) a good 8 years ago and the ear muffs bits got so hard and uncomfortable after a while. Mine were red and black though.
for the record, those "rockpapas" are quite generic. in fact my family bought me 3 pairs of headphones that looked the exact same as the rockpapas with different branding and in under 2 days they all died internally. Good thing my Sony MDR-XB550s (that don't even have a headstrap anymore bc of just putting them on and off for multiple years and require me to wear a damn hat to keep 'em on my head) are still going strong!
2 days, huh? I've had several pairs of them myself, and they usually last a couple months, if not over a year. Where are you getting them?
I used two have one pair of ones you could find at TJ Maxx
what huh? how do you keep them on with a hat? are they just glued to one dedicated headphone hat? i have a hard time visualising how you would use a hat to keep the headphones on
@@lrizzard Lol it might be one of those double beer can on the side of the head hats that he attaches it to
You can buy replacement pads
it’s absolutely hilarious to me that he compares $10 kiddie headphones from kmart to professional level quality $400+ headphones. poor kmart nuggets never stood a chance from the start
KB Ears would like to have a word
hd superluxs would like to have a word
10$ kiddie headphones my backside, those are the same price as decent audio gear. Yes the comparison with old mate sanny is still unfair, but that's the reference he uses with all headphones, it's not there because it's competing in the same segment.
yeah but they're 70 bucks tho, so yeah that's real headphone money!
for sure, but it's what makes the comparison interesting. listening to two garbage headphones wouldn't be super informative
Well done dank! I loved this vid (even tho it the first one I watched from ur channel) new sub earned :)
“Cute but one of the shortest things I’ve ever seen” that’s what she said
There needs to be a children's audiophile pair, able to fit small heads, able to "last", have fairly balanced and clear sound and not be so loud that they damage their hearing
"dirtybuds" worked fine for me as a youngin
@@rayanmalik5744 Would've been better than the Nokia earphone the previous owner cut the right side off of that I started with
Most phones have volume limits, or you could just explain to your child why to not turn the volume up
I got some sonys there not the best but there good
@@JoelGer1 Sony generally has a pretty good name for themselves
They have 100% been selling those Rockpapas (under various names) since at least 2013. I had a pair of headphones back then that were exactly like that except with a different color scheme (red and black) and a slightly different cable. Other than that it's totally the same plastic castings used, with that little silver disc on the sides. Although, the quality of the glossy plastic on the rockpapas looks a touch more dollar store-esque than what they used on my old bois. They were cromulent for my child ears.
Like, why doesn't Samson or Meze just blow the atomic pants off the kid headphoney market by releasing a "SR850 Mini" (or Junior Edition?) and "Meze 99K"?
@@handlemonium Because they don't care about the sound quality only about the look and price
I have also owned a pair and it suited little old me back then
I am LOVING those blue and orange headphones, that colour is a massive vibe!
7:07 lmfao this is hilarious
"Denkpods is confused"
"it hurt itself in its confusion"
*-5 hp*
The man child tantrum test is my favorite dank pods test of all time. Hahaha 🤣
The set dressing for the ears on a stand has become professional. Where did the Dank I’ve grown to love go?
Your mic tests are the only things keeping me alive these days tbh
The reason I think the JBLs did as good as they did against the "Tantrum Test" is actually BECAUSE of its moving parts. When the impact came in there were loose joints that the force could be dispersed through meaning the parts can bounce safely, the rigid ones had no give, so all the force was absorbed by the material, meaning there was no dispersion, no bounce, so they broke.
Even through my phone speaker or iPad, I can still hear the quality difference between the headphones
This is the first time I’ve commented on the hundreds of things you crack me up on but this one. This video here. With the kids headphones. You sir had me rolling so hard with parents reading the materials inside the packages and all the warnings….fudge! You are the shit.
The microphone audio is so nostalgic! This sounds just like the old recordings I took when I was 5, and it brought me back to the good old days! (2010 - 2018)
"the tantrum test" needs to be a PSA for prospectus parents. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
The tantrum segment at 10:37 is pure gold, perfect to send to someone without context as a form of rickroll
I am 99% sure I had the jBL ones in black when I was younger and as ironic as it might sound: those were the ones that got me interested in „good sound“! Before that I always used those round apple in ears to look cool and from there it was such a step up!
The "adult" version of those is legit probably one of the best super cheap bt headphones you can still get honestly. I have a blue pair and they're perfectly servicable
Honestly if your channel just turned into you recording aussie stories I'd absolutely still be here for it
Sometimes I forget dank is a car guy, that JDM wheel tantrum caught me off guard 😂
this dude is an everything guy
@@sororxcide*anything tech-related guy
10:46 man i can't count how many times I've heard this tantrum amongst adults
Bro I love every time a mic is in a vid cuz u say the most Aussie sh when u test them
You know, with as many times as you've said that good audio stuff stays good, I wonder if the Rockpapa's adjust as far up as they do because they're meant to potentially be the only set of headphones a person ever needs. Like, you'd buy them for your 8 year old, and they'd still fit when the kids in their 30s.
Edit: The fact that they survived the Tantrum test confirms it for me. Built to last.
After the move outrage the user gets confused so look out for that
Mate, I found out HyperX made a planar magnetic gaming headset in a mixmax with Audeze. That's got to be something you have to put on your to do list, they sound insane!
Also, as a former fat kid, I'm glad they're making headphone for kids with overdeveloped heads.
IIRC, the HyperX planars are literally rebranded Audeze Mobiuses with a ton of features stripped out, including wireless.
I actually had the JBL headphones one time! I loved using and It was pretty durable for like 2 years until my brother stepped on it. Now the power button is jammed and I cant use it anymore, but the main frame never broke or even budged in the slightest. 9/10 would definitely recommend for your children (works great for any age though)
0:18 Even when I was a young kid, these things terrified me.
I gotta hand it to JBL. As much as I hate their 3 inch long cables, they know how to make durable products. I have a set of their wireless buds that are almost 2 years old now and for how much paint I've gotten on them and how many times I've dropped the buds themselves onto the floor, they still sound great and don't show one bit of wear other than the little bits of paint in the button crevices that I can't get out
What kind of Jbl did you have. My wireless pods fell apart after like 10 falling to the ground.
If I had them as kids o wouldn't hate headphones made for kids
I've had not one, not two, but three pairs of their wired earbuds and they all have died within six months to a year. So I'm not that sure about they making durable products
@@skelector same... 2 pairs both died in 6 months, luckily I had a warranty for both and got my money back. Traded up and brought some ER4xr in-ears
@@skelector I've been using jbl for around 5 years, the wired headphones are good but they die in one ear within a year. I got a bluetooth pair and they have not broken except for the foam wearing down over use.
The funny thing in a kid headphones idea is that children can hear much wider range of sound than adults, yet their headphones did the opposite.
Listening to this thru my AirPods Max with ANC on. Dynamic audio is only on when ANC and Passthru is on. I love to listen to the audio comparisons and hear the nice bass come through.
I now would like to see the man-child tantrum test on all future headphone reviews.
11:34 actually had me laughing.
I didn't think they'd get that damaged.
"Look how handsomely that's yellowed", boy I hope someone says that about me when I go obsolete.
that needs to be a Birthday Card
4:34
*Unessacary mini story time!!*
I bought countless micro USB cables just to charge a phone and they always break at the metal bit. It's like this style of USB wasn't ment to be made.
That used to happen to me all the time
that never happened to me, and I used like 3 phones, 2 headphones with micro USB
Seeing a grown-up smash kid-headphones is the best moment from last year. Thank you
5:45 hey its a pair ive used before! Really cheap sounding, really annoying because they constantly whine at you when they are like 50% battery, but actually really comfortable for laying down. Yeah these where my sleep headphones for a while.
They don't sound THAT bad. Gifted them to my cousin an ended up listening a out an hour to my own music, hehe. They have bass, mids, treble, it's all there and somehow okay for 50 bucks. Can recomend the TUNE 600BTNC or something in that range, if you want something really cheap with anc and usable sound.
@@blackpete I got the T450BT and pretty average upgraded to the 99s classic with black plastic
I would love listening to some relaxing rain or fire crackling and "BATTERY LOW" waking me up and ruining any chance of a good nights sleep
@@DumbArse oh it just cuts out the music for a second and plays a sound, annoying but not something that would wake you up.
@@Yipper64 yeah but it repeats it all the time
Hard impacts affect tense/rigid things a lot more than loose things. Loose things are more compressible, which means they can absorb the momentum of collisions easier. That's why the big blue and orange bois didn't make it
I just ordered the SONY PRO MDR7506 after watching your primer on proper headphones. I hope they sound awesome :)
"I said I wanted *plum liquer* with my ferero rocher! IT"S NOT A FERERO ROCHER WITHOUT *PLUM LIQUER*!"
fucking. DYING.
I am genuinely surprised, how this man manages to pump out these videos so frequently. Thank you, one of these reliably make my day every time!
"Cute cable but it's also one of the shortest things I've ever seen."
That's what she said.
Oof
6:51 hey man that's a pretty average size
This video cost me a friendship.
A friend told me not to buy from a certain brand because they 'broke so easily.' I did some snooping around and it turned out that the majority of complaints about them being so fragile were from people who made a habit of throwing them or slapping them on their desks due to a gamer tantrum. I told him as such, asked him if he'd done that.
"I've only thrown them once!" He said, in a tone of voice that clearly said otherwise. "We're *gamers* so of course companies should build tough so we don't break their crap!"
I shot him a link to this video. He hasn't talked to me since.
I’m envious of how happy this man is
That actually isn't a stupid thing to say
So I’ve realized that the Freakish Ears on a Stand only provide an accurate representation of soundstage with in-ears since it’s a binaural mic rig, thus making headphones sound artificially wide while using anything else
I have a pair of kids skylanders branded headphones that sound REALLY GOOD against all odds, i had to repair a joint on them a while back but they are still very usable and have totally livable and even enjoyable audio quality
i swearr hes got the best aussie accent ever ! i love this man
It never ceazes to amazes me how these shitphones turn proper jazz into elevator tunes.
I have a pair of those JBLs (the regular version, not the kiddies one) and I've had it for 3 years now. It's built to last considering how rackety it sounds. The ear pads wore out after 2 years but they sell replacements for it for next to nothing (on Wish/Aliexpress at least)
I have the cheaper/older version of those headphones for like 4 years now they are completely buggy, pads are dead and some plastic broke but I still use them everyday.
Same, I have JBL T450bt and i'm honestly surprised that they still work fine after 4 years.
@@Lea-mu4pz Yeah, my pair sometimes won't connect at all and will just be stuck with a white light but it works after a while
As a wee dingaboo I would complain to my legal guardians that the kids headphones were never loud enough and they sounded weird.
Those $50 headphones couldn’t block out my parents fights :c
I cry-laughed at the Tantrum test, I really needed that today 😂
"what do children's headphones sounds like"
Young corporate slavery
Sounds based.
I live for the little essays he writes every time the camera goes out of focus.
Me treating my headphones like my one and everything.
This man smashing them around :D
The word tolerating had me spitting my drink 😂