"nothing gets me more excited at the start of the movie than corporate mergers" "$uck yeah, those naturally occurring concrete blocks at the bottom of the sea" "Jason Statham doing pullups in the Cretaceous Period" I'm but a few minutes in, and this kid has me chuckling aplenty.
I liked how the small terrestrial Dino were shown happily walking on god green earth and then spent 65 milion years 10 km under the surface of the ocean without changing at all keeping their legs in a pure acquatic environment and being able to breath air and walk without problem on the ground when returned to surface
Also ignoring the fact that the Megalodon didn't appear for almost 45 million years after the extinction of the dinosaurs but somehow they ended up together.
Let’s not forget an animal of that size not just beaching but launching itself on land, after the Rex, would have realistically crushed every organ in its own body… or at the very least suffocated from the immense pressure of its own weight out of water and sheer momentum.
What I really dislike is how the T. rex is a clear reskin variant of the Jurassic world T. rex. There was literally no effort into the T. rex design at all. I wish more movies spec into more scientifically accurate depictions or at least create a unique design that isn’t a ripoff of Jurassic park T. rex or the v Rex from King Kong.
Meg actually had a super-di-duper strong skeletal frame and it’s skin would harden like carbon fiber to protect its insides. It would actually shift the sand near beaches to make a deep pool to launch out of, and that shifted sand was really soft which help pad its landing. We just can’t tell this through fossils because of *_things._*
"Thank GOD we have this 'Present Day' title to remind us when we are cause when I hear that Jason Statham is famous for hanging around in the f*cking Cretaceous period doing pull ups" I'M CACKLING AND THE VIDEO JUST STARTED😂😂😂
Two Extra Sins: Haiqi following them through the thermocline because "she followed their heat signature." May as well have said "because the plot demanded it." Second, why did Evil CEO Lady actually go to Fun Island at all? There is no other purpose in her being there than to be eaten by the dinosaurs. The plot demanded it, again.
Evil CEO Lady went to Fun Island to witness the glory of Jonas and his crew get shot by the mercs or eaten by the Megs/Snappers. That's the ONLY possible explanation.
The question I have is why did we need a sequel? Suddenly, one of the main characters from the first movie has died, which we don't have any idea how that happened.
It’s called “China” the first movie did amazingly well in China, that’s why they made this one and that’s why both movies have Chinese actors. It’s promoted by American filmmakers and the Chinese film industry. That’s why it was made.
Doesn't what's her name say that while explaining to the girl how Jason can swim in 25,000ft of water as long as he gets all the air out of his sinuses. Almost yelled it right back at the movie
Me, my brother and my cousin went to see this in theaters. We were the only three people there it was so much fun to just sit and make fun of the movie lmao
Actually most underwater structures for saturation diving are held at pressures to allow divers to move in and out without needing to spend hours decompressing. Based on the facility having exterior doors, it was likely made for saturation diving and thus they wouldn't need to depressurize when entering it.
“This is just the first level of dumb. There are MANY MANY more levels of dumb to come before we hit this movie’s thermocline of dumbassary.” *having flashbacks of the lizard things* Truer words have never been spoken… Edit: Also adding to the questions about the giant squid’s stealth, the fact the girl didn’t scream or make any noise when she got grabbed
@@SoldierOfFate Well likely she was the first person it was able to grab, but I can’t remember if it went after the others or not, because it probably would under the assumption that there are others onboard
I listened to the books up book 5. And that was hard. The movies are move believable. There's an actual human villain, a reality show and the children taking over the series. It's all a troupe
@@smartawesome376 just in case you haven't figured this out yet: The world? it's a globe, with time zones. Not everybody lives where you live, or lives where the video was posted from.
3:13 "-It was exciting." Yes, he just nearly glued his fins together, saved himself at the last moment in front of everyone, and now pretends that everything was as planned.
Wait, so the movie opens with a megalodon that looks about 10 times the size of a real one (seriously, they were only about 3-5 metres longer than a T-Rex) snagging a T-Rex from the beach? How did the fact that a megalodon somehow time travelled back 46 million years before its species even evolved not get sinned?
45-46 million years before Megalodon evolved, actually. Thus, I have resolved to pretend that the shark in that scene was just a really big Cretoxyrhina, a large macropredatory shark that actually lived in the right time and place for this interaction to possibly occur. And before anyone replies to this with 🤓, yes. Yes I am.
@@SeventyTinyWyvernsFellow nerd here. That Ginsu shark would be about 3 times the size of a normal one then. If not much more since the scene seems to show a shark with a jaw that spans almost half a t-rex in width. So let's say 20 foot jaws. That shark is literally 90 feet long at least
What worse how the T. rex model is a clear ripoff from Jurassic world T. rex. It’s like movies are allergic to scientifically accurate designs or something.
I watched this movie just the other day and immediately looked for a CinemaSins video covering it. Luckily I was just a day or two early. Thanks for the great video!
11:33 And here comes the most idiotic moment in the entire film: the depth is seven and a half kilometers, Jonas with a stern face takes in air, and floats out into a pressure of 700 atmospheres, which would turn him into a dead man in five seconds. I think he wouldn’t really need a spacesuit to go into space either.
I saw the movie a while back and I think it started out good since it was pretty grounded, then it turned out just plain ridiculous Been wanting to your head your thoughts on it, so can’t wait to watch!
@@Roho22Yeah that’s what my parents said, that’s supposed to be a stupid film to laugh at for, but for me the first half was done seriously and then the second half was just utterly ridiculous, which felt jarring for me, especially since I was into it at first
@@thomasneal9291 Well maybe not the best way of putting it, but it wasn’t necessarily as “off the rails” or, I suppose, “cheesy” as the later half, or at least tries to take itself more seriously is what I mean to say
So for those who are confused as to why there is a sequel it is because ...4 books... also if you didnt know The Meg is a book series....... its the early 2000s all over again....
The books are better but they remind me more of a 80s summer block buster. I read the first 2 before watching the trench and I was throughly disappointed. I could live with changes since I know they only have an hour and half to make it a movie, but I think they should’ve focused on the horror aspect of the movie
@@Phyantis4293 It is due to the fact they wanted to tone down the horror/gore aspects of the books in order to get more revenue (the first Meg had a lot of cut content because of this). 18+ films often don't do well in China, which was their main profit market.
@@Phyantis4293 When you change over 90 percent of material to make a half assed script then no you honestly not accept changes. Botched characters badly. Jonas was not a drunk loner in the books. They screwed up Mac. Dj was a joke of character as well. They bastardized the story from the first two books. Nothing more nothing less
2:02 Jumin talks about technology that allows one to “penetrate a cavity through a layer of icy water,” although the bathyscaphe doesn’t really care whether it’s icy or room temperature.
I'd like to personally thank Southwest Airlines for allowing me to not watch this movie in HD quality because I don't even think the quality of this film lines up with needing to be HD. Also also, that's maybe the perfect place for a movie like this to stay and be watched... a plane!!😂 I haven't heard worse dialogue in a movie in forever.🤣
How the hell are they moving like that in the literal ocean, have you ever tried to run under water? Even with their magic exosuits or whatever it should still be hard to move with the resistance of the literal ocean on them
Future Sins movie suggestion: would you ever consider doing the 1960s Batman movie? Granted that movie exists in a world where "logic" doesn't always work like it does in our world, but it would still be fun to see.
You'd think a kid who's lost other parental and family figures at a young age would actually be super worried about her uncle swimming with a meg and would be doing anything she can to stop him.
6:07 "I'm sure some exciting shit is going on right now, but I'll be fucked if I can describe it as anything other than 'dark' and 'red'." This sin isn't written any differently than most others, but the frustration in Jeremy's delivery makes it hilarious. 😂
1h into the movie I just opened up youtube and searched for this video just so I could watch it after the movie ended. I felt very vindicated, thank you 😂❤
3:35 normally subs are lowered into the water, these 2 advanced subs are dropped like 20ft and for no reason. they'd have to use a cable to pull them out of the water anyway.
I know this is an old video - and I rarely comment on anything on TH-cam - but I rarely laugh audibly, and the "Into The Unknown" singing attempt bit actually got me. 🤣
Every sin video that comes out that isn't sinning The Sandlot is like a paper cut to my soul. I cannot continue to endure this torture! Please sin The Sandlot before I'm dead inside!!!
0:51 in 2022 661 containers were lost at sea. thats 0.00048% of all containers shipped every year. I'd take these chances, not quite as safe as an airplane (except boing), but still decent enough
We were on a ferry from Panama City (Panama) to Taboga Island yesterday, just as you posted this, and it was showing *this* movie. Way to encourage happy beachgoers, guys!
6:59 okay, hear me out. I think the reason they had the red lights on is because the red wavelengths are much more undetectable to things and is also one of the reasons deap sea exploration machines use red when they was to not be seen, and white so they could get a gathering and see the creatures. In this case for the red light, it's the same thing. But why they are using the white light is because they need to see. That far down, the red light is hardly visible and they want to make sure they get to their destination. But that's just my guess, i don't actually know what the film crew was thinking but i do know the practical reasons for it. I just found that bit in the movie kinda cool:)
You are only sorta right. Red light wave lengths don't reach that deep into the ocean, because they get absorbed and scattered by the higher layers of water, so creatures are often red to hide (because there is no red light to bounce off them). But red light produced at that depth behaves normally. I am not very knowledgeable of deep sea creature vision, but a megaladon supposedly hunted wales in the upper layers of the ocean and should have good vision.
So when they switched to the white lights when they began their walk across the trench, why didn't the Megs go apeshit and target them? It's proven in both movies that any sort of illumination on a high wave length intensifies their aggression.
so these exosuits that look like are only an exoskeleton instead something more like a space suit makes me want to know what is protecting them from the pressure down there
0:26 Against this background, you somehow don’t pay attention to the fact that megalodons appeared forty million years after dinosaurs ended on Earth. (+1 sin)
They were not that close, yes, they did live in the shallow, but it was still deep enough for them to be able to move fluently around, not literally right next to a beach
9:34 you don’t need to decompress if you’re not changing pressure. If the station and suits kept the people at the same pressure, which is likely considering the mask implosion, they would need no decompression stops
rarity and scarcity are often used interchangably (although incorrect) i think the wilder thing was that a single crate would be billions? What fucking metal is worth billions?@@AB-fh9zh
00:21 *in a sarcastic, joking tone* Thank you for calling the T-rex from "Jurassic Park" by her actual name! I am so tired of people calling her "Rexy." Do you know her well enough to use that nickname? Did she say it's okay? I didn't think so! Her name is Roberta. Respect that.
18:17 the reason why the helicopter blade didn’t break apart is because that blade was made from family, and nothing is stronger than family
Bro, how-
Context: This comment was, like, seconds after the video was uploaded. Like, ????
It’s funny because Jonas’ actor is also Deckard Shaw, another member of Dom’s Fast Family and one of the badasses of the Shaw Family.
@@multiverse_media2023 I so badly wish this was a crossover so i can finally see the crew outrun a giant shark like a hot wheels track.
@@iKilledKennyXD
Might get that in Hobbs & Reyes.
Well, now when they cross over both movie series & make the Meg & the Furious, we'll know where they might have gotten the idea
"Swimming past all these perfectly tasty people so you can eat /wood/" was one of my favorite cinemasins lines ever
That was a morsel of a line. XD
At which time of the day was it? In the morning? Just asking for the wood
"nothing gets me more excited at the start of the movie than corporate mergers"
"$uck yeah, those naturally occurring concrete blocks at the bottom of the sea"
"Jason Statham doing pullups in the Cretaceous Period"
I'm but a few minutes in, and this kid has me chuckling aplenty.
Ok...?
@@Marvelfanatic3658 bot...?
I liked how the small terrestrial Dino were shown happily walking on god green earth and then spent 65 milion years 10 km under the surface of the ocean without changing at all keeping their legs in a pure acquatic environment and being able to breath air and walk without problem on the ground when returned to surface
As if somehow a higher power were preserving them for the purpose of dying after surfacing for no good reason eons later.
@@librarianseth5572 it was me Austin
It was me all the time
Came here to say exactly this!
Also ignoring the fact that the Megalodon didn't appear for almost 45 million years after the extinction of the dinosaurs but somehow they ended up together.
@HennryHammerhead i think its actually worse by like a magnitude of 3x
Somehow the first one was better and more realistic
Agreed
The snappers (those lizard things) just killed it for me
That is what they wanted maybe. The only way to make an average movie age better is to make a much worse sequel
Unfortunately, a lot of sequels suffer from "We clearly don't know what made the original fun-itis"
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Let’s not forget an animal of that size not just beaching but launching itself on land, after the Rex, would have realistically crushed every organ in its own body… or at the very least suffocated from the immense pressure of its own weight out of water and sheer momentum.
It’s based on a book or sum at the start
What I really dislike is how the T. rex is a clear reskin variant of the Jurassic world T. rex. There was literally no effort into the T. rex design at all. I wish more movies spec into more scientifically accurate depictions or at least create a unique design that isn’t a ripoff of Jurassic park T. rex or the v Rex from King Kong.
Meg actually had a super-di-duper strong skeletal frame and it’s skin would harden like carbon fiber to protect its insides. It would actually shift the sand near beaches to make a deep pool to launch out of, and that shifted sand was really soft which help pad its landing. We just can’t tell this through fossils because of *_things._*
It was at this moment that I knew it was gonna be what it was😅
"Thank GOD we have this 'Present Day' title to remind us when we are cause when I hear that Jason Statham is famous for hanging around in the f*cking Cretaceous period doing pull ups" I'M CACKLING AND THE VIDEO JUST STARTED😂😂😂
same lol
To be fair, if Statham had a time machine he probably would actually do that...
"Also nope, but more" 😂😂
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Facts!
You commented a full half a day before this video was released, and props to however you did that
How did u comment if you commented this 21 hours ago but the video has been up for only 9 hours
@@janeduval0716 I'm a Cinemasins Patreon member, we get early access
As I was watching this movie, I kept thinking: _"CinemaSins would have a field day with this..."_
And now, it finally happened! 👏🏻😁
lol I was thinking the same thing. This channel totally changed how I watch movies
@@100ktheway Me, too! I now have the habit of watching a movie and then immediately seeing if they sinned it 👀
Same I've been waiting for them to roast it so badly😂😂
This is the only way I will be able to manage to watch this "film" so yay cinemasins?
edit: Nope, can't even make it past halfway... that's a first..
@@TT33533 Definitely worth the wait! 😬
In this movie i was more afraid of Jason Statham and his plot armor more than the meg himself.
fortunately plot armor never fails
Oh man, wait till you read the novels.
Jason doesn't have plot armor, plot armor has Jason😂
@@SoldierOfFatethese are based on books?
Honestly the Asian dude had more plot armor than Jason here. They kept trying to convince us he was a goner only to have him survive again
Two Extra Sins: Haiqi following them through the thermocline because "she followed their heat signature." May as well have said "because the plot demanded it." Second, why did Evil CEO Lady actually go to Fun Island at all? There is no other purpose in her being there than to be eaten by the dinosaurs. The plot demanded it, again.
Evil CEO Lady went to Fun Island to witness the glory of Jonas and his crew get shot by the mercs or eaten by the Megs/Snappers. That's the ONLY possible explanation.
The greatest sin was that they never ONCE said "Shut up Meg"
Missed opportunity
Cringe
@@modestmousecoloredperson looks like I hurt someone’s feelings lmao
@@Hihihi-nz3uf Dude really made his channel private after saying that.
17:34 The "I won't be needing THIS anymore" is my favorite Cinemasins running joke.
The question I have is why did we need a sequel? Suddenly, one of the main characters from the first movie has died, which we don't have any idea how that happened.
She died from being the wife of an action hero that's why
@@MJAYZ007 yep, that makes sense
@@silverhawk_25 yeah yeah yeah
@@MJAYZ007literally fucked to death....
It’s called “China” the first movie did amazingly well in China, that’s why they made this one and that’s why both movies have Chinese actors. It’s promoted by American filmmakers and the Chinese film industry. That’s why it was made.
I remember hearing “It doesn’t work like that” the first time I watched this and laughing my ass off in real time.
Doesn't what's her name say that while explaining to the girl how Jason can swim in 25,000ft of water as long as he gets all the air out of his sinuses. Almost yelled it right back at the movie
Me, my brother and my cousin went to see this in theaters. We were the only three people there it was so much fun to just sit and make fun of the movie lmao
Ok...
"One does not simply care about Meg 2: The Trench."
-Boromir
For the Meg impaling, I was expecting Timothy Dalton’s character from Hot Fuzz saying, “this really, really hurts”… lol
Same exact scene the cam into my head at that moment.
I understood that reference
Jeremy singing like Idina had me choking on my tea. 😂
I couldn't breathe for laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂
I had just taken a drag of my cigarette and about thru up choking from laughing lol
20:00 I was waiting the whole time to hear "Shut up Meg." Glad I wasn't disappointed.
Actually most underwater structures for saturation diving are held at pressures to allow divers to move in and out without needing to spend hours decompressing. Based on the facility having exterior doors, it was likely made for saturation diving and thus they wouldn't need to depressurize when entering it.
But would saturation diving be possible at the bottom of the Mariana Trench?
Thank you, I was looking for a comment like this to give info on that!!
giving they've got friggin exo suits i assume they also designed such a saturation @@GeorgeMonet
“This is just the first level of dumb. There are MANY MANY more levels of dumb to come before we hit this movie’s thermocline of dumbassary.”
*having flashbacks of the lizard things* Truer words have never been spoken…
Edit: Also adding to the questions about the giant squid’s stealth, the fact the girl didn’t scream or make any noise when she got grabbed
...but why did the giant octopus grab just that one girl when there were so many more tasty human snacks on that boat for it?
@@SoldierOfFate Well likely she was the first person it was able to grab, but I can’t remember if it went after the others or not, because it probably would under the assumption that there are others onboard
I listened to the books up book 5. And that was hard. The movies are move believable. There's an actual human villain, a reality show and the children taking over the series. It's all a troupe
maybe the megoctopus grabbed her by the head? 🤷♀
5:10 "This is an exploration mission. Let's explore." is a terrible line straight from the "This is a rebellion - I rebel" School of Things.
How much metal, wiring, plastic, rubber, RUNNING outboards, and wood can a meg eat without a tummy ache?
Apparently ALL of it.
I like how he didn’t even bother to mention the meg and T. rex lived like 50-ish million years apart from each other
Pippen the dog has more plot armor than Jason Stratham
If they make a 3rd movie
The rule is sweet little pippin has to make an appearance and survive lol
I have been looking forward to this being sinned since the movie came out. Can’t contain my joy. 😊
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I don't even understand why this sequel was necessary
I have no idea how you managed to comment 14 hours before the video released but congrats on that
@@smartawesome376 Patreon. Members get early access
@@smartawesome376 just in case you haven't figured this out yet: The world? it's a globe, with time zones. Not everybody lives where you live, or lives where the video was posted from.
3:13 "-It was exciting." Yes, he just nearly glued his fins together, saved himself at the last moment in front of everyone, and now pretends that everything was as planned.
Wait, so the movie opens with a megalodon that looks about 10 times the size of a real one (seriously, they were only about 3-5 metres longer than a T-Rex) snagging a T-Rex from the beach? How did the fact that a megalodon somehow time travelled back 46 million years before its species even evolved not get sinned?
Bro missed the "How is the Megalodon eating a Tyrannosaurus that went extinct 30 million years ago?"
45-46 million years before Megalodon evolved, actually. Thus, I have resolved to pretend that the shark in that scene was just a really big Cretoxyrhina, a large macropredatory shark that actually lived in the right time and place for this interaction to possibly occur.
And before anyone replies to this with 🤓, yes. Yes I am.
@@SeventyTinyWyvernsFellow nerd here. That Ginsu shark would be about 3 times the size of a normal one then. If not much more since the scene seems to show a shark with a jaw that spans almost half a t-rex in width. So let's say 20 foot jaws. That shark is literally 90 feet long at least
What worse how the T. rex model is a clear ripoff from Jurassic world T. rex. It’s like movies are allergic to scientifically accurate designs or something.
I watched this movie just the other day and immediately looked for a CinemaSins video covering it. Luckily I was just a day or two early. Thanks for the great video!
5:28-5:36 "Into the un-knnnnooowwnnn...*cough-cough" 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 Caught me off guard, I can't breathe! LOL
11:33 And here comes the most idiotic moment in the entire film: the depth is seven and a half kilometers, Jonas with a stern face takes in air, and floats out into a pressure of 700 atmospheres, which would turn him into a dead man in five seconds.
I think he wouldn’t really need a spacesuit to go into space either.
Jonas should be recruited by The Avengers
None of that matters when you have the power of *FAMILY* on your side!
Oh yeah dude is clearly super human
5 seconds is insanely generous
I saw the movie a while back and I think it started out good since it was pretty grounded, then it turned out just plain ridiculous
Been wanting to your head your thoughts on it, so can’t wait to watch!
That’s what made the film decent imo. It’s just such a stupid film to the point where it’s a breathe of fresh air ig
@@Roho22Yeah that’s what my parents said, that’s supposed to be a stupid film to laugh at for, but for me the first half was done seriously and then the second half was just utterly ridiculous, which felt jarring for me, especially since I was into it at first
"since it was pretty grounded"
you people are NUTS.
@@thomasneal9291 Well maybe not the best way of putting it, but it wasn’t necessarily as “off the rails” or, I suppose, “cheesy” as the later half, or at least tries to take itself more seriously is what I mean to say
The novels are even more ridiculous. These movies are toned down compared to the insane shit that Jonas goes through and survives.
So for those who are confused as to why there is a sequel it is because ...4 books... also if you didnt know The Meg is a book series....... its the early 2000s all over again....
I'm equally mortified and excited
The books are better but they remind me more of a 80s summer block buster. I read the first 2 before watching the trench and I was throughly disappointed. I could live with changes since I know they only have an hour and half to make it a movie, but I think they should’ve focused on the horror aspect of the movie
@@Phyantis4293 It is due to the fact they wanted to tone down the horror/gore aspects of the books in order to get more revenue (the first Meg had a lot of cut content because of this). 18+ films often don't do well in China, which was their main profit market.
@@Phyantis4293 When you change over 90 percent of material to make a half assed script then no you honestly not accept changes. Botched characters badly. Jonas was not a drunk loner in the books. They screwed up Mac. Dj was a joke of character as well. They bastardized the story from the first two books. Nothing more nothing less
The first book was actually good. The movie dumbed it down quite a bit though. The rest are just... chum.
18:39 . .. shark skin is basically sandpaper. .the guys hand is now a bloddy stump
the J. Jonah Jameson bit at the end was absolutely perfect.
15:55 "Swimming past all these tasty people so you can eat wood," cracked me up!
0:34 Cliche: “An important character must first be shown so that his face is not visible.”
“Cooookie!” and “shut up, Meg” at the end LMAO
choked on my food with the "into the unkown joke" thank you very much
I couldn't breathe for minute, laughed TOO hard
Into the Unknown just about killed me, I literally choked on my pasta 🤣
So fucking funny - I couldn't breathe
2:02 Jumin talks about technology that allows one to “penetrate a cavity through a layer of icy water,” although the bathyscaphe doesn’t really care whether it’s icy or room temperature.
That girl tries to flirt with Jonas lol.
It would. The freezing would severely reduce the strength of the structure and cause it to shatter from the pressure.
I ❤ how I get more excited about this Chanel then the actual movies that are about 😂
Imagine if Aquaman control these ancient super sharks under the sea.
If he can control krakens, he can control sharks of all size...
In many stories he *does*
He can control a Kaiju, so obviously he can control these giant sharks.
I love the “LANDSLIDE!” You are in a closed container sir. There was no need for this yelling. 😂😆🤣
I'd like to personally thank Southwest Airlines for allowing me to not watch this movie in HD quality because I don't even think the quality of this film lines up with needing to be HD. Also also, that's maybe the perfect place for a movie like this to stay and be watched... a plane!!😂
I haven't heard worse dialogue in a movie in forever.🤣
"What's that smell?" "Divers" - that's a real thing, which is why dive shops sell enzymatic detergents to get the urine stench out of neoprene.
Jason Statham is going for a walk.
A very enthusiastic walk.
I understand this reference.
I wonder if there are any police girls ...
Big titty police girls?
This is one of those movies you watch to catch a thriller but ends up being a comedy 😂
How the hell are they moving like that in the literal ocean, have you ever tried to run under water? Even with their magic exosuits or whatever it should still be hard to move with the resistance of the literal ocean on them
I kept waiting for the 14 year old to have a telepathic connection with the Meg that leads her to the hollow earth
I did like the movie and found it amazing that the giant creatures were able to show up at the resort at the same time.
apparently the sharks thought the tiny humans with all their clothing and plastic were tastier than the giant octopus
10:46 First time I comment on your mistakes; A gun gun does not work underwater cause water beats bullet, hence the harpoon guns.
18:04 this part is like the SyFy movie “Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus”… but actually good 😆
So I'm just gonna say it. I love that Pippin returned. I am sad about Suyin though.
Future Sins movie suggestion: would you ever consider doing the 1960s Batman movie? Granted that movie exists in a world where "logic" doesn't always work like it does in our world, but it would still be fun to see.
Missed opportunity to put the entire movie
"Into the unknooooooooòoooooooooooooowwwwnnn" "cough cough" "how tf does she do that?!" That got me fr 😂
We basically typed the same dialogue! I choked I was laughing so hard😂😂
You'd think a kid who's lost other parental and family figures at a young age would actually be super worried about her uncle swimming with a meg and would be doing anything she can to stop him.
15:40 😂 i'm dying, discussed exactly this yesterday.
6:07 "I'm sure some exciting shit is going on right now, but I'll be fucked if I can describe it as anything other than 'dark' and 'red'."
This sin isn't written any differently than most others, but the frustration in Jeremy's delivery makes it hilarious. 😂
5:34 she doesn't chain-smoke three packs a day and drinks honey ginseng tea or some shit.
1h into the movie I just opened up youtube and searched for this video just so I could watch it after the movie ended. I felt very vindicated, thank you 😂❤
3:35 normally subs are lowered into the water, these 2 advanced subs are dropped like 20ft and for no reason. they'd have to use a cable to pull them out of the water anyway.
This is my very first Cinemasins video and the first thought I had was 'Man Kermit is PISSED'
"Dues ex megina"😂
My thoughts and prayers to everyone at Sins that had to watch this movie. We're grateful for your sacrifice so that we didn't have to suffer. 🙏
I know this is an old video - and I rarely comment on anything on TH-cam - but I rarely laugh audibly, and the "Into The Unknown" singing attempt bit actually got me. 🤣
Every sin video that comes out that isn't sinning The Sandlot is like a paper cut to my soul. I cannot continue to endure this torture! Please sin The Sandlot before I'm dead inside!!!
Holy- You just unlocked a memory, I used to watch that movie on repeat-
The Cookie Monster Outtake was Awesome!!!
8:00 the best burn of this video 😂
0:51 in 2022 661 containers were lost at sea. thats 0.00048% of all containers shipped every year. I'd take these chances, not quite as safe as an airplane (except boing), but still decent enough
The cookie monster audio dub over had me 🤣
We were on a ferry from Panama City (Panama) to Taboga Island yesterday, just as you posted this, and it was showing *this* movie. Way to encourage happy beachgoers, guys!
Okay, but a Seaquest remake would be amazing and the real sin is that we don't have that in this timeline.
I haven’t watched one of these in years when did he lose his mind? He’s so much more animated then he used to be.
The Meg movie that didn't have much of the Meg in it.
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Classic shark movie
1hr and already 16000+ views I love this channel...i haven't even seen this movie yet but I just HAD to watch cinema scene's version
Me too.
Me as well.
This movie was SO ridiculous i thought it'd rack up close to 1000 sins! The fact that it's sub 200 is incredible!!
Love this channel 😊 Sometimes I agree, sometimes not,...but it's always entertaining ❤
It's a movie you'd watch on a plane to kill time...
8:48 Nice Clerks reference!
6:59 okay, hear me out. I think the reason they had the red lights on is because the red wavelengths are much more undetectable to things and is also one of the reasons deap sea exploration machines use red when they was to not be seen, and white so they could get a gathering and see the creatures. In this case for the red light, it's the same thing. But why they are using the white light is because they need to see. That far down, the red light is hardly visible and they want to make sure they get to their destination. But that's just my guess, i don't actually know what the film crew was thinking but i do know the practical reasons for it. I just found that bit in the movie kinda cool:)
You are only sorta right. Red light wave lengths don't reach that deep into the ocean, because they get absorbed and scattered by the higher layers of water, so creatures are often red to hide (because there is no red light to bounce off them). But red light produced at that depth behaves normally.
I am not very knowledgeable of deep sea creature vision, but a megaladon supposedly hunted wales in the upper layers of the ocean and should have good vision.
So when they switched to the white lights when they began their walk across the trench, why didn't the Megs go apeshit and target them? It's proven in both movies that any sort of illumination on a high wave length intensifies their aggression.
At this point I'm just watching multiple movies for free without actually watching them
so these exosuits that look like are only an exoskeleton instead something more like a space suit makes me want to know what is protecting them from the pressure down there
I’ve been waiting for this for so long!!!!
Fucking Awesome Man! You have brought many smiles to a shitty day. Once again, Thank you...
"coooooookie nom nom nom" took me out 😂
5:28 😂😂
"COOKIE!!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Kool-Aid guy would have worked too. "OH YEAH!!!!"🤣🤣
Another big sin is how the hell that dude manages to outrun the water after watching his gf die AND close the door behind him
He’s adding sins for no reason at all. He added a sin for HIM not being able to say “into the unknown” 💀
0:26 Against this background, you somehow don’t pay attention to the fact that megalodons appeared forty million years after dinosaurs ended on Earth. (+1 sin)
How does that make any difference to the plot? They are going under the sea not back in time!
@@gentblue It makes no difference to the plot. It's just completely incorrect.
"Cookie num num num'" that was funny as hell!
Spat out my water at the Sea Quest bit😂😂
For your 4th sin megalodons are known for swimming in shallow water for breeding grounds and eating 0:27
Also the fact that according to science, Megalodon and Tyrannosaurus would never have met in the first place lol
They were not that close, yes, they did live in the shallow, but it was still deep enough for them to be able to move fluently around, not literally right next to a beach
9:34 you don’t need to decompress if you’re not changing pressure. If the station and suits kept the people at the same pressure, which is likely considering the mask implosion, they would need no decompression stops
Yup, subtract a sin. Then add about 20 more that he missed. For example the fact that rare Earth metals aren't actually rare.
rarity and scarcity are often used interchangably (although incorrect) i think the wilder thing was that a single crate would be billions? What fucking metal is worth billions?@@AB-fh9zh
00:21 *in a sarcastic, joking tone* Thank you for calling the T-rex from "Jurassic Park" by her actual name! I am so tired of people calling her "Rexy." Do you know her well enough to use that nickname? Did she say it's okay? I didn't think so! Her name is Roberta. Respect that.
Yet again, the end riffing is more entertaining than the movie seems to be.
That into the unknown part killed me. I can't stop laughing😂