Ah! But the thing is that he was using a USB steering wheel to edit the video and it isn't even donkey making the video, in fact is his little brother doing everything!
@@MrHumanforlife What he meant was that Dunkey's too advanced for normal humans to understand cause he has so many sophisticated set of skills which are light years ahead of present time. Also, He's Black!
Dunkey is just jealous that Gaming Tim got recognized for his contributions to the Cooking Mama franchise because Dunkey has never been asked by the developers of Knack to be a consultant.
Yeah Mark Cerny is an old school guy. Created Marble Madness then went on to basically be Sony's liaison for Naughty Dog and Insomniac before heading up their hardware.
DUNKEY DID NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO. Everyone knows that only dunkey has the password to the "More dunkey" screen at the end of the video. The absence of said screen shows that some has hacked into Dunkey s computer and is uploading a videos. Now I know what your're thinking. "Who? I say, Who? Who would do this to my precious Video Game Dunkey?" Well my friend, I think I have the answer. Look back at this video. Who is it about Gaming Tim. Now hold in because it gets weirder. I don't think Gaming Tim is real. He has been created to put the blame on. The real culprit of the Dunkey Hack Scandal of 2020 is also the one who stole Cooking Mama, the new one. The only one with that power is the CEO of Nintendo himself. Reggie fills a me. He fabricated a scapegoat named "Gamer Tim" and hacked my good friend Video Game Dunkey so that we would never know that he took down Cooking Mama the New One. It why? Why would my man Reggie do this? Well, we all know that Reggie is a very competitive gamer. He love high scores. He is taking this time to hack the game and get the highest score. If he ever decides to realise it again everyone will see "Reggie from Nintendo us the number one cooking Mama 2020 player". We will know never to challenge reggie again or he will hack our computers and remove our games and port them to the Wii u and play station vita.
I think YOU are Video Game Dunkey, and you were STOLEN by Luigi, who did this by doing absolutely NOTHING, and you got forced to fabricate this HOAX about my guy Reggie!
The absence of "more dunkey" at the end of the video is obviously because he ran out of words to use instead of his name. Merriam-Webster needs to hurry up and release a sequel to the dictionary so he can start it up again.
As a bitcoin farmer myself, I was depending on Cooking Mama this season. It's removal has really hurt the yield from my crops. Dunkey, plz bring back cooking mama to help my small business.
Animal Crossing and Doom Eternal come out, two popular franchises Dunkey: The conspiracy of Cooking Mama Cookstar starts with the creation of the Gaming Tim TH-cam channel, and in this essay I will explain the corruption that resulted in the beloved Cooking Mama franchise...
Sorry about that, Gaming Tim kidnapped me for revealing too much information. At this point, I have to continue because I know too much and have become a target. The root of the devastation of the Cooking Mama has always been the Gaming Tim TH-cam channel, and we'll need to go way back to undercover the secret of this mystery. The actual name of the channel is GameTim, Gaming Tim for... long. It's creation in 2005 seemed simple enough, but Tim has been plotting against the Cooking Mama franchise since that point. This was one year before the release of the first Cooking Mama game. The channel started as an amateur cooking channel, but this was all just a setup for the release of the first Cooking Mama game. Gaming Tim published his first video on the game a day after it's release, which would've gathered more suspicion if the channel had more attention at the time. Watching the video now, it is clearly evident that Tim had previous involvement in the game before, but there was no mention of it in the youtube video or in the game. As Tim continued his playthrough of the game, his audience noticed strange things throughout the episodes: slightly tilted camera angles, an extra ingredient or two in the recipe, slight personality changes. Still, Tim didn't have enough views at the time to raise suspicion, and these seemed like unimportant mistakes for an amateur gaming/cooking channel in 2006. Skip to 2009 with the premiere of Cooking Mama 3: Shop and Chop. Until this point, Tim had gathered a following of 100k subs, acquired through sarcastic jokes and seemingly wholesome cooking content. The strange aspects of Tim's videos only seemed to appear in his Cooking Mama videos, which were wildly popular compared to his other uploads. After Cooking Mama 3, another change in Tim's behavior arose: eerier backgrounds, stranger recipes not even rooted in the game, and stranger personalities. The fanbase seemed to split over these videos, with some writing it off as a joke, some giving up Tim's Cooking Mama videos, and the rest establishing a simplistic, cult-like, following. It was at this point that it became more clear that something was wrong. And then the dark times hit. In the past Gaming Tim only played the cooking-related Cooking Mama games, not playing the spinoff in 2009, Gardening Mama. The problem was, after Cooking Mama 3: Shop and Chop, the next three releases weren't food-related, with the releases of Crafting Mama (2010) , Babysitting Mama (2010), and Camping Mama (2011). These years came to be known as the Dark ages of the GameTim channel, representing Tim's slow descent to true madness. Without new Cooking Mama cooking content, Gaming Tim had nothing to play but the previous 4 cooking-related games. Tim especially engrossed himself in Cooking Mama (2006), the entry where the delusion originally began. Long time fans noticed more changes: especially the cryptic posts Tim made on his channel, agonizing about the misunderstanding of Cooking Mama and (much like Papa John) prophesizing a day of reckoning for both cooking and gaming fans. But everything changed after the release of Cooking Mama 4: Kitchen Magic in 2011, ending the Gaming Tim Dark ages... Unfortunately, I will need to end this entry here. If I stay on this database too long Gaming Tim will be able to track me down again. Until next time...
Dunkey didn't put "more dunkey" at the end because he knew that speaking up would end his career. A great man just sacrificed himself so we could learn the truth of Cooking Mama Cookstar
It was entirely unexpected. That soundtrack was from the first game. I wonder if dunkey will ever review it, it rivals ratchet and clank, jak and daxter in my opinion.
Fun fact: it turns out the blockchain was actually being used to try and solve the problem of sharing digital goods. Each game had its own specific identity, which was planning on being able to be transferred.
Full theory: Reggie had to take a break from playing animal crossing new leaf on his Nintendo 3ds to delete cooking mama when he found out gaming tim was using the game to hack people's switches
@@thirdeye6258 what are you even talking about? Of course it's powerful enough. Not powerful enough to do it efficiently, but it can do it. You can mine bitcoin with a calculator and a piece of paper my dude. Why don't you think a switch can handle it?
When dunkey makes these videos he’s either dead serious and everything’s true and or it’s a total gag joke, and I’m pretty sure that since I have no idea what he’s talking about and therefore can’t decide one way or the other, I enjoy it even more lmao
Certified beaut it used to be 10/10, but because the developers made the odd decision of removing the game entirely, I believe it deserves a 11/10 BABY!! COOKING MAMA GAME OF THE YEAR BABYYYY
And then afterwards a documentary called "the Cooking King" would be made, showing the life of Gaming Tim and his video-game inspired kitchen. It interviews many of his employees and business associates, such as the head cook and the dishwasher. It shows his story and descent into madness leading to his murder-for-hire attempts. We also find out Dunkey may have killed his first wife.
The first cooking mama game I played wasn’t even an original... *It was some parody on Y8 games where you had to slaughter a turkey and stuff it’s mutilated body.*
@@sandnewts/videos There are parts of the world that are 7 months in due to a sloppy lab assistant we had to whack. We had to burn down Australia to hide the evidence of her corpse and frame the Koalas as the fire starters.
It's amazing people believed Cooking mama was a malware. What company would risk their brand name for mining on a device with the horsepower of 3 paraplegics.
Thomas Arrigoni true, but the fact that he did it with a blindfold on and a usb steering wheel while it was his little brother playing still deserves praise. AND he wasn’t even trying AND the controller wasn’t even plugged in.
Interesting that you used the song Cunning Disguise from the Thievius Raccoonus... yet I've never seen you upload any Sly Cooper videos. The plot thickens...
simply saying the phrase “thevious racoonus” floods my brain with great memories. If I ever get stability in life I will purchase every single sly cooper game and 100% them all.
Dunkey, my grandma just passed away yesterday and I'm uncertain if I can make it, I miss her more than anything. She has raised me since I was a kid and I just feel like I lost my whole world, this video helped me a bit dunky, thanks for all the videos dunkey, if I'm not here later then know I appreciate you.
4chan: cooking mama does not use your Switch processor to farm bit coins a Switch player : of course, the microwave has more power than the Switch to do that
The absence of the “more dunkey” at the end is a sign that dunkey might disappear aswell
He's a donkey! He's in peak physical condition. Like an Olympic level donkey..
Gaming Tim got to Dunkey
Ah! But the thing is that he was using a USB steering wheel to edit the video and it isn't even donkey making the video, in fact is his little brother doing everything!
I think it's because gaming tim made this video
All I'll say is that Gaming Tim must know his way around a knife from all the cooking...
No “more dunkey” or any other end title. These are dark times indeed.
Connoralpha fr doe
Connoralpha does this mean he’s not doing TH-cam anymore :0
same as his old videos.
who's diddy
Maybe..there will be no "more dunkey"
I can’t believe Dunkey committed suicide by shooting himself in the back 5 times with gaming Tim’s gun. How unfortunate
And he also happened to throw himself in a dumpster ten miles away from his house too. Quite unfortunate indeed
@@mrbiohazard2200 you sire made my day, thank you
He had his demons
@@moosetisho5286 💀💀lmfao
Donkey didn’t kill himself
This whole year is just one long ass April's fools joke.
Honestly 2019 and now 2020 feel like a really bad trip
I wish
When you're waiting for them to announce that coronavirus is an april fools joke on april 1.
When you're still waiting.
could’ve Fooled me Heh Heh Heh
I still ain't laughing.
Dunkey didn’t put “more dunkey” at the end in order to remain anonymous.
I was gonna reply, but I want to remain anonymous.
WYalmicW Wise choice.
Anonymous
american here, dunkey is
Your the second most liked comment... and now in a little bit you will be bombarded by a stagaring amount of comments
This is a comment
They removed the game because "Cooking Mama Cookstar: The Cooking" didn't get a 9/10 from IGN, meaning it didn't have a little something for everyone.
I'm a sterile man with no hands, but this game definitely made me FEEL like a cooking mama
Franco Cavecchia it DIDNT make you feel like cooking mama
@@swordslash8 Oh, bravo!
It has a little something for nobody
Any game that scores lower than peggle 2 on IGN (which stands at a 9/10) is unworthy of existing
I'd totally buy a game called "cryptomining with cooking mama"
it doesn't cryptomine
@@Lunascaped Did you not watch the video!?
@@jakedadoge1820 dunkey just proved it?
@@josh100150 Yeah he even interrogated Michael Winslow
Creepintomama
If I remember correctly, Gaming Tim was also brought in for the development of the German Invasion Plan of Poland (1939). Quite suspicious indeed.
Also I remember he was brought in to help with the bombing of Japan (1945).
@@GlobinHD Was he the guy who made the platinum core?
I hear was also secretly responsible for plotting the assassination of Julius Caeser (44 BC).
I don't think so, I think he was brought in to help with the space force planning and assisting to assassin Calus
I heard that he was also responsible for the uprising of Macedonian power
You got me!
How could you destroy cooking mama?!?!
-_- how could you
Dammit Tim
Mr. Gametim, I have evidence that you are not the cuprit here, there is no need to plead guilty yet
You can’t keep getting away with this
January: WW3 threats
February: Corona virus
March: Quarantine
April: Cooking Mama canceled
What is this world coming to?
An end.
dont forget australias forest fire
bro this year wants to kill us
@@ddd7038 shadow the hedgehog is an
WW3 threats? What drugs are you on?
there's no "more dunkey" at the end screen because after uploading this exposé there'll be no more dunkey.
Wires Dawson D:
The Mamafia is coming for his ass
He spent all his money on spaghetti and meatballs and has to take a "pasta" loans and there after him
FINALLY. a voice in the gaming community that I can trust.
This is the top comment and it only has 21 likes. Yay
Wait till u hear a man named muta
@Abdul Shah actually you can.
@@polarworld7958 mutahar is trash
"Yes, it was Gaming Tim"
Dunkey is more capable of getting out the truth than FBI.
That part gets me as well haha
Gaming Tim is much less likely to have you assassinated than the sorts of folks that the FBI always seems to have a tough time investigating.
when you hear a voice like dunkey's on the other line, you know it's a man with a certain set of skills.
What do you mean?
@@MrHumanforlife What he meant was that Dunkey's too advanced for normal humans to understand cause he has so many sophisticated set of skills which are light years ahead of present time.
Also, He's Black!
Dunkey is just jealous that Gaming Tim got recognized for his contributions to the Cooking Mama franchise because Dunkey has never been asked by the developers of Knack to be a consultant.
It's because the last 3 years of dunk vids are being made by his little brother, he hasn't got that blindfold off yet.
Yeah Mark Cerny is an old school guy. Created Marble Madness then went on to basically be Sony's liaison for Naughty Dog and Insomniac before heading up their hardware.
Knack game design is too complicated for a human mind
You're just a lobbsterist for BIG TIM
So you could say dunkey is just nitpicking and biased
"Yes, it was Gaming Tim"
FBI: 0
Dunkey: 100
Hearing Dunkey say, “What the heck?” is strangely weird
3:04
I'd say it's weirdly strange, but that's just me.
Strangely,when i saw you comment,he said it
@@Escalure even more weirdly, the exact same thing just happened to me
DUNKEY DID NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO. Everyone knows that only dunkey has the password to the "More dunkey" screen at the end of the video. The absence of said screen shows that some has hacked into Dunkey s computer and is uploading a videos. Now I know what your're thinking. "Who? I say, Who? Who would do this to my precious Video Game Dunkey?" Well my friend, I think I have the answer. Look back at this video. Who is it about Gaming Tim. Now hold in because it gets weirder. I don't think Gaming Tim is real. He has been created to put the blame on. The real culprit of the Dunkey Hack Scandal of 2020 is also the one who stole Cooking Mama, the new one. The only one with that power is the CEO of Nintendo himself. Reggie fills a me. He fabricated a scapegoat named "Gamer Tim" and hacked my good friend Video Game Dunkey so that we would never know that he took down Cooking Mama the New One. It why? Why would my man Reggie do this? Well, we all know that Reggie is a very competitive gamer. He love high scores. He is taking this time to hack the game and get the highest score. If he ever decides to realise it again everyone will see "Reggie from Nintendo us the number one cooking Mama 2020 player". We will know never to challenge reggie again or he will hack our computers and remove our games and port them to the Wii u and play station vita.
This all goes back to Timothy Brentwood.
It was his little brother who hacked his account while he was playing Super Mario Maker Blindfolded
Nah it was Singed the whole time
I think YOU are Video Game Dunkey, and you were STOLEN by Luigi, who did this by doing absolutely NOTHING, and you got forced to fabricate this HOAX about my guy Reggie!
Is this the hacker known as 4chan?
I can’t believe this is happening. This Cooking Mama Conspiracy has to be the worst event in recent human history
agreed
happy april ? have fun watching ? lmao
2020 was a pretty great year until this happened.
5G Corona virus conspiracy: I sleep
Cooking Tim, Cooking Mama conspiracy: WOKE
Easily the most despair-inducing event in the history of mankind.
The absence of "more dunkey" at the end of the video is obviously because he ran out of words to use instead of his name. Merriam-Webster needs to hurry up and release a sequel to the dictionary so he can start it up again.
If the Merriam-Webster dictionary is so good, why isn’t there a Merriam-Webster dictionary 2: Electric Boogaloo
I love how the voice of Michael Winslow is distorted but, it still says that it is indeed, Micheal Winslow
And now we know it probably was him. They go way back, ya know. They collaborated with THE Tommy Tallarico on the famous Roblox OOF sound effect.
There’s no “more Dunkey” because he had to get this video out as fast as possible before Gaming Tim caught wind of it
Alexander Remoll very true
And he's gone into hiding too, to escape Gaming Tim's Secret police.
As a bitcoin farmer myself, I was depending on Cooking Mama this season. It's removal has really hurt the yield from my crops. Dunkey, plz bring back cooking mama to help my small business.
THE ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES
i will buy your bitcoin points in exchange for tetris points
No ur not ur a bear
I can’t believe the voice actor for Winston is also the CEO of Raven’s Ware. Such talent!
Animal Crossing and Doom Eternal come out, two popular franchises
Dunkey: The conspiracy of Cooking Mama Cookstar starts with the creation of the Gaming Tim TH-cam channel, and in this essay I will explain the corruption that resulted in the beloved Cooking Mama franchise...
It's just animal crossing, doom is for little girls.
where's the essay op
@@mai-oc7ih There's a reason OP couldn't contiune their post, it's beca-
Sorry about that, Gaming Tim kidnapped me for revealing too much information. At this point, I have to continue because I know too much and have become a target.
The root of the devastation of the Cooking Mama has always been the Gaming Tim TH-cam channel, and we'll need to go way back to undercover the secret of this mystery. The actual name of the channel is GameTim, Gaming Tim for... long. It's creation in 2005 seemed simple enough, but Tim has been plotting against the Cooking Mama franchise since that point. This was one year before the release of the first Cooking Mama game. The channel started as an amateur cooking channel, but this was all just a setup for the release of the first Cooking Mama game. Gaming Tim published his first video on the game a day after it's release, which would've gathered more suspicion if the channel had more attention at the time. Watching the video now, it is clearly evident that Tim had previous involvement in the game before, but there was no mention of it in the youtube video or in the game. As Tim continued his playthrough of the game, his audience noticed strange things throughout the episodes: slightly tilted camera angles, an extra ingredient or two in the recipe, slight personality changes. Still, Tim didn't have enough views at the time to raise suspicion, and these seemed like unimportant mistakes for an amateur gaming/cooking channel in 2006. Skip to 2009 with the premiere of Cooking Mama 3: Shop and Chop. Until this point, Tim had gathered a following of 100k subs, acquired through sarcastic jokes and seemingly wholesome cooking content. The strange aspects of Tim's videos only seemed to appear in his Cooking Mama videos, which were wildly popular compared to his other uploads. After Cooking Mama 3, another change in Tim's behavior arose: eerier backgrounds, stranger recipes not even rooted in the game, and stranger personalities. The fanbase seemed to split over these videos, with some writing it off as a joke, some giving up Tim's Cooking Mama videos, and the rest establishing a simplistic, cult-like, following. It was at this point that it became more clear that something was wrong. And then the dark times hit. In the past Gaming Tim only played the cooking-related Cooking Mama games, not playing the spinoff in 2009, Gardening Mama. The problem was, after Cooking Mama 3: Shop and Chop, the next three releases weren't food-related, with the releases of Crafting Mama (2010)
, Babysitting Mama (2010), and Camping Mama (2011). These years came to be known as the Dark ages of the GameTim channel, representing Tim's slow descent to true madness. Without new Cooking Mama cooking content, Gaming Tim had nothing to play but the previous 4 cooking-related games. Tim especially engrossed himself in Cooking Mama (2006), the entry where the delusion originally began. Long time fans noticed more changes: especially the cryptic posts Tim made on his channel, agonizing about the misunderstanding of Cooking Mama and (much like Papa John) prophesizing a day of reckoning for both cooking and gaming fans. But everything changed after the release of Cooking Mama 4: Kitchen Magic in 2011, ending the Gaming Tim Dark ages...
Unfortunately, I will need to end this entry here. If I stay on this database too long Gaming Tim will be able to track me down again. Until next time...
@@vincenttroyer779 wow
This black guy sounds like he could get a world record on Bowsers Big Bean Burrito
He sounda like a black guy indeed
Oh no guys who’s gonna tell him
He’s not a black... he’s whiter than vanilla ice cream. It is a common misconception though
@@milomars5237 Shhh... Let him believe. Don't take his innocence.
lil kirbs be like
“Welcome back to cooking with the Dunk”
Brynty Jermy just a little more grape juice
“Today, I’m gonna show how ya how to cook the perfect seared prime steaks everyti-“
@@xenobestx8423 HRRRSHRRR HRMM
If that was a actual cooking show
I would totally watch it
Just a tad bit of olive oil
I thought gaming Tim was made up. I thought he was one of Dunkey’s friends playing a character. Turns out he isn’t. Life is weird.
I really thought this was a joke, turns out it's not lmao
Dunkey didn't put "more dunkey" at the end because he knew that speaking up would end his career. A great man just sacrificed himself so we could learn the truth of Cooking Mama Cookstar
Obviously she's getting announced in Smash.
ProffesionalReposter nah they putting boss baby
Bro I just liked your comment and it hit 69 likes
Are you serious?! Why would she be announced for smash?! You got it all wrong! Gaming Tim is gonna be the newcomer...
obviously...
I wanna smash mama if you know what I mean
I wanna smash the cooking mama if you know what I mean
That Sly Cooper soundtrack hit me with a wave of nostalgia.....
It was entirely unexpected. That soundtrack was from the first game. I wonder if dunkey will ever review it, it rivals ratchet and clank, jak and daxter in my opinion.
Andrew Demidov yeah Sly Cooper is the better of the three games in my opinion. so much love for that series
@@valx5 Since I got introduced to ratchet and clank first when I was very young (specifically the third game), I put it first than Sly than Jak.
Personally for me it was the sam and max soundtrack
Fun fact: it turns out the blockchain was actually being used to try and solve the problem of sharing digital goods. Each game had its own specific identity, which was planning on being able to be transferred.
I'm pretty sure dunkey is hiding the fact he mass reported the switch version because it didn't qualify as a strand type game
Or he bought them all himself to stop it rivalling the Knack series in awesome sales?!
I have the switch version
I prefer the original classic:
Cookie Mama: Snorts Coke
lots of great memories with that one
wouldn't it be cooking mama snorts coke
@@ohioboy1878 of course not dummy
Game for nerd
You remember things playing that?
@@theharvardyard2356 i'm sorry that you completely messed up the title
This game is literally getting tanked because of a meme. God I love the time we live in haha.
"According to this report on 4chan"
Hey I love those guys!
Full theory: Reggie had to take a break from playing animal crossing new leaf on his Nintendo 3ds to delete cooking mama when he found out gaming tim was using the game to hack people's switches
Omg, i was not ready for that reference hahahaha
Where is Bowser in this picture?
Reggie was d
I cant tell which parts he's debunking or validating vs making a meme out of
*dedunking
Yeah, welcome to Dunkey
@@thirdeye6258 what are you even talking about? Of course it's powerful enough. Not powerful enough to do it efficiently, but it can do it. You can mine bitcoin with a calculator and a piece of paper my dude. Why don't you think a switch can handle it?
@@jrmako7933 WHAT?!
Obviously the 4chan and reddit parts were fake)
Hey dunkey I just wanna thank you for always making good videos that put smiles on people's faces.
When dunkey makes these videos he’s either dead serious and everything’s true and or it’s a total gag joke, and I’m pretty sure that since I have no idea what he’s talking about and therefore can’t decide one way or the other, I enjoy it even more lmao
Turns out it’s 80% true
Gaming Tim was also brought in for the development of Shenmue 3.
He was actually the japanese guy at the E3 kickstarter announcement
Waited all that time and dude couldn't land one punch on the final boss.
W H A T .
no i haven't
that sonuvabitch
It “had” a little bit of something for everyone
Certified beaut it used to be 10/10, but because the developers made the odd decision of removing the game entirely, I believe it deserves a 11/10 BABY!! COOKING MAMA GAME OF THE YEAR BABYYYY
This is the latest in the noodle STRAND games!
The first Drama Monday
Loving the Sam & Max Soundtrack dunkey.
Ah so this is that new Netflix documentary that everyone's freaking out about.
"Mama King"
Tiger Tim
CooKING Mama
Ammagon Your channel description makes me believe YOU stool the new cooking mama
No name A let me give you some of my stool
I stopped listening to dunkey when he said that Hell's Kitchen 3d was bad
Nitpicking and biased
I win you lose bye bye
I do not like him because he is black
Controversial, political, slanderous, bad, poopoo comment. Thumbs down. Nothing personal, kiddo.
@@TheWizardofSpeedandTime Hells kitchen isn't political....Oh wait, hells kitchen. Yeah it's totally political. Nevermind.
Of course this one has puzzled me for weeks now thank you dunkey I would have never have thought of this on my own.
It was removed because it didn't have a recipe for Bowser's Big Bean Burrito
Thank you Minebama
Thank you minebama
Thank you Minebama
Dunkey, be careful! Gaming Tim is an insanely powerful guy, he might hire someone to take you out if you reveal too many of his secrets
And then afterwards a documentary called "the Cooking King" would be made, showing the life of Gaming Tim and his video-game inspired kitchen. It interviews many of his employees and business associates, such as the head cook and the dishwasher. It shows his story and descent into madness leading to his murder-for-hire attempts. We also find out Dunkey may have killed his first wife.
@@p4r6g6777 anNi??
While watching this video my phones available processing power dropped to 0%
God Dam you Gaming Tim!! 😡
"And this leads me to my final point...Riot games is owned and operated by Singed."
I was thinking the exact same thing during this whole video
The rabbit hole of this game goes so deep, nobody even wants to own up to making the game. It's like it's defunct and released at the same time
Clearly, Dunkey is handling the quarantine extremely well.
The first cooking mama game I played wasn’t even an original...
*It was some parody on Y8 games where you had to slaughter a turkey and stuff it’s mutilated body.*
That was a game from peta. They made a handful of violent parody games.
This is the hard hitting journalism we need in these trying times
"Cooking Mama literally uses your console to illegally mine for bitcoins."
"9.1 out of 10; it has a little something for everyone."
It has a little something for SOMEONE.
It TAKES a little something from everyone
As someone who owns three whole internets, this is a accurate representation of why you are nitpicking and biased
First ever drama monday
Wow Michael Winslow is the voice actor for Winston AND the CEO of Raven's Court? Such a multitalented man
Police academy
He also invented the Winslow Technique
If this is the content we get after 3 weeks of quarantine, imagine what gold we’ll get after 2 months?
Compilations of best Dunkey Moments.
That are 2 minutes long
There are parts of the world that are 2 months in already
@@sandnewts/videos There are parts of the world that are 7 months in due to a sloppy lab assistant we had to whack.
We had to burn down Australia to hide the evidence of her corpse and frame the Koalas as the fire starters.
It's amazing people believed Cooking mama was a malware. What company would risk their brand name for mining on a device with the horsepower of 3 paraplegics.
I love how invested I am into stuff I wasn't even invested in before watching this video
_"Cooking Mama Cookstar really makes you _*_feel_*_ like Gaming Tim"_
I expected a great analysis like this from the man who holds the record on bowsers big bean burrito
Dunkey hasn't held the record in months, bro
@@nitrodudezoom he did though, that's what matters.
Thomas Arrigoni true, but the fact that he did it with a blindfold on and a usb steering wheel while it was his little brother playing still deserves praise. AND he wasn’t even trying AND the controller wasn’t even plugged in.
Rayyan Karim AND he doesn’t even exist so...
Chrome Bender so it didn’t even happen to begin with...
Playing Ratatouille is a great backup plan
"April 5th, 2020 - the world is a fucking BITCH."
What a POWERFUL intro. 4 seconds in and i had to sit down, man.
Interesting that you used the song Cunning Disguise from the Thievius Raccoonus... yet I've never seen you upload any Sly Cooper videos.
The plot thickens...
DUDE HE SHOULD PLAY THE SLY COOPER GAMES MAN THEY ARE GREAT
HE IS NOT DUNKEY, his chanel was clearly hacked by GameTim
who the fuck hasnt played the sly games yet cmon man
simply saying the phrase “thevious racoonus” floods my brain with great memories. If I ever get stability in life I will purchase every single sly cooper game and 100% them all.
No one is talking about the Sam and Max music at the beginning :(
This is the first "strand" type gaming mystery.
cooking mama cookstar is a mere snifle compared to dunkey's vast intellect
You know he’s serious when he skips the “more dunkey” outro
Gaming tim is actually short for timothy brentwood. HIs influence extends even here it seems
It was the bird all along
That fucking 🅱️ird
"April 5th 2020"
Immediately cuts to shot of pre-9/11 NYC
I'm afraid cooking Tim is going to Thomas Crown Affair my brain to mine bit coins for him Dunko please help
This is why you don't let 90 year old grandmas of Puerto Rican heritage play Ratatouille Mama.
Cooking mama was a game that my sister bought to play when I would let her use my ds.
I ended up only playing cooking mama for the rest of my ds life
"Even better than Mama!"
I’m surprised he was able to solve the crime considering the fact he had a blindfold on
And it was actually his little brother solving it, don't forget that
Clem Bicknell of course we cannot forget little Johnny
And he was falling a sleep
Cookstar? I can't help but think of Cole the Cornstar
I'm waiting for the moment for when this video is mistakenly used by a parent to explain why video games are bad.
Reggie is hiding the truth. They removed this game because it made you FEEL like cooking way too much. It was too strong.
Well let's look at the facts here. Reggie..? He's just scared
Cooking mama? More like Crypto Momma: Mining with Friends
Is it scary that gaming tim uploaded nothing after this video
Thank you for the investigative journalism dunkeye
Gotta love when you just wanna cook some virtual food and it turns out your switch has just become a mule for cryptocurrency mining lmao
•Truck Mechanic Simulator 2015 exists•
My Brain:
It has a little something for everyone
Dont worry we will always have cooking papa Cookstar
They retired the game because they forget to put the recipe of bowser big bean burrito, so they can added this
The Sly soundtrack activated a part of my brain long dormant
Im glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Was about to comment about it
a great soundtrack, i caught that as well
Dunkey, my grandma just passed away yesterday and I'm uncertain if I can make it, I miss her more than anything. She has raised me since I was a kid and I just feel like I lost my whole world, this video helped me a bit dunky, thanks for all the videos dunkey, if I'm not here later then know I appreciate you.
Shit will get better homie. Hang in there.
@@zanemouchett1232 thanks, I know, it's just hard
Stay strong, you are not alone through this.
You should've added mysterious background music, kids would've actually believed you
Dunk fell for the red herring. COOKstar? KEEMstar? Wake up sheeple!
It was because they forgot to add “Bowsers Big Bean Burrito” to it
i just thought it was because it sounded like “cockstar”
...well at least now I know what job title I want.
Same
the absence of a dunkcard makes me wanna go re-watch old video game dunksters videos
Damnnnn i hear that sly cooper music at 1:34
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS I was half ass listening to this and was like "holup"
That Sly cooper background music hit me right into the heart, muh feels
"April 5th 2020"
videogamedunkey, April 5th 2020
4chan: cooking mama does not use your Switch processor to farm bit coins
a Switch player : of course, the microwave has more power than the Switch to do that
It's ironic, that I got an Overcooked 2 ad before this.
Tactical Analysis on "cooking mama": Tim did it.
Reddit and discord said it so you know it's true