For those curious you can see some of the banana fails here livestreamfails.com/search?q=uselessduckcompany NSFW obviously. Some of these clips are very offensive. You have been warned!
"prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior." or "a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race" How so?
Of course you can express a belief with words, but the act of saying the words does not make someone "racist" nor determine their beliefs. It is the beliefs that determine if someone is racist. Merely saying words does not make someone racist. To think that they do is an extremely dangerous train of thought for a society. Good thing we don't live in a society. Oh wait.
Oh dear. I think there's a language barrier here. Either that or you're misunderstanding a fundamental concept of speech. There are many instances where people can say things without believing them. Lying and sarcasm are two with which you might be familiar. Please don't defend your misconceptions with the word "logic." It's inaccurate (but hilarious). By your "logic," someone who is otherwise a racist (has racist beliefs), but never SAYS anything to show it, is therefore not a racist?
Calm down. Let's boil this down to its core principle. You believe that if someone says *the n-word*, then they are racist towards black people. This is just simply false. It's easily disprovable, but I want you to figure out the answer on your own.
I am amazed by this and by the amount of work those stupid ass trolls put into trying to be racist pricks. Jesus christ there are some stupid assholes out there, I'll tell ye.
This is incredible! It's a shame that there stream raiders are pretty toxic and got you a strike/banned, but this is an amazing piece of work! Also, I can't wait to see the final stream!
@@karlenter2380 I think it's more a shame that Twitch penalizes the streamer rather than have some kind of appeal process for a streamer to show it's not entirely their fault.
Woah, I don't know a lot of things about programmation and code but, I did learn a bit about how filters work and how much work goes into developing something like that. Keep up the experimental projects!
I love your channel and it's incredible how much effort you put into these projects. Hopefully you won't have too much trouble with your next project and I'm glad your problems weren't as serious as I expected before watching the video. Also I hope I didn't cause any problems while banana was on youtube, I really don't remember what kind of dumb stuff I wrote on that stream.
I remember watching the livestreams everyday in the locker room before and after PE trying to get it to say a message. Good times and after watching this video it gave me some old memories. Thank you.
although the ending is disappointing, the work you put into this and your ability to simultaneously be thought-provoking and humorous has gotten my patreon subscription. i just had a real awful night and this video really made me happy. thank you.
You could sell the filter to streamers for use in filtering donation text to speech, i dont think it would be a good idea to uppload the code as it could be revers-engineered
Jonathan Antonic Honest people would also be able to look through the code and submit fixes. As you saw, the code was already being reverse engineered by GucciGang despite it being closed source.
He literally explained how the filter works step by step even as far as giving sources to the methods he used. Even if you'are a beginner programmer you could probably make the algorithm from scratch just by following his advice.
Part 1- Building the Banana Part 2- Streaming the Banana Part 3- The Banana set itself on fire Part 4- I got banned from Twitch Part 5- The return of the Banana This is how you create a story folks.
This was hilarious and interesting. Also thank god nothing caught on fire, otherwise we might have seen a William Osman kind of event going on again. Anyway, good vid and nice job on the banana, earned a new subscriber.
Goodness. I’m from a delayed parallel universe where I was about to enable more chat features with user text (eek!). I even use the same fancy servos AND cruddy thin wires!! (AHHGH!). Thanks for this video. It gave me a lot to think about. I was directed here after posting a silly woodchuck jig my bot just “learned” on Reddit. I’d geek out with you any day!
21 more days until the farewell banana tour? XD Also love the banana, so cool, and the whole pokemon thing? GOSH I WISH I WAS THERE FOR THAT, lol. I would've been so hyped.
A classic example of how security systems work. You break it, they fix it, then you have to find a better way to break it. Everyone gets better, mainly the security.
I was the feller who said, "I am Heavy Weapons guy, and this is my weapon. She weighs 450 kilograms and fires 200 rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds."
That's it. We've reached the top of the internet. Laides and gentlemen, please pack up your stuff and leave in an straight line. The last one, please, turn off the lights and close the door.
doesn't solve the issue that the banana requires constant supervision so it detracts from his other stuff. That said, IMO it would work better as a filler banana "hey, I don't have anything for you guys this week, have a couple hours of this banana"
This makes me think of a testing phase for a new product or something. Thinking everything is perfectly fine then letting other people try it, only to find them using it in ways you never thought of or illicit behavior.
It's a solution to a real problem. I've always thought that flying cars would create more problems than they solve - like cars w/blinking SES lights falling out of the sky on people and buildings.
Also - "bugger" really shouldn't be considered a bad word anymore... Back in the day it meant buttfucker, but now it's used more logically. If a person walks, they are a walker If a person drives, they are a driver If a person bugs, they are a bugger.
Hahah, awesome work. Your ability to create stuff like this is really something special! If this is the best filter, I hope it's shared with the internet. :)
The people complaining that you live streaming is "stopping them from seeing the newest videos in their feed" is bullshit. I mean youtube's recommended and new video feed is broken already as it is. People need to just stop complaining and stop being lazy, if they're that interested in new videos from youtubers they regularly watch, just go to their channel and see if they've posted anything new. I could never understand people complaining about stuff like that, I've always just directly gone to whatever channel I was in the mood to watch.
I'm white and a new black co worker I only knew for a day called me a nigga, I also got called nigga twice in college so ya I don't think that word should have as much power as it does. I should probably also mention I live in Atlanta so that might have something to do with it
I mean, you can try, but language doesn’t evolve over night lol. I believe the black community is trying to reclaim it, like how the LGBT one reclaimed queer, so maybe some progress will be made!
For those curious you can see some of the banana fails here livestreamfails.com/search?q=uselessduckcompany NSFW obviously. Some of these clips are very offensive. You have been warned!
Useless Duck Company noice m8
can you make a video on how to make a talking banana please
Is the morality of the story is... "racist people are creative?" lol
How to pop the fuse
Mike Duijghuisen: ‘ “ ‘
you should upload your filter for other people to use
"this video is about a robotic talking banana, THEREFOR, it deals with stuff like racism"
that escalated quickly
That SURE escaleted quickly.
5:45
“...metal gears, felt a lot more solid.”
Well played, Useless Duck Company, well played
Oh i get it
"I wanna thank everyone on the internet that played with my banana on cam"
🧐
heheh
In Soviet Russia, banana plays with YOU on cam. IDK why but it just struck me funny so had to say it.
I scrolled down to the comments near th eend of the video and read this as he said it
Let it sink in
Oh god this about killed me, espically when at the tail end when the banana is waving back and forth and then immeditally goes erect!
"They just kept saying the 'N' word until the plane exploded" Good god I laughed so hard at this
plane? planE?
11:36
@@davidtheawesomeone5358 **flashbacks to 2001**
@@williamckinley what happend in 2001? I wasn't born until 2007
@@keith9022 9/11, why?
“Instead of saying ‘mayday,’ they just said the n word until it exploded.”
Beautiful
If he did it wouldn't be a direct quote
Lol 400th like and love the comment 👍
I want to like this but it's at 420, I must leave it.
Ye me too
"...It was a mix of racism and creativity" that's the internet described right there
Merely saying words does not make someone racist.
"prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior."
or
"a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race"
How so?
Of course you can express a belief with words, but the act of saying the words does not make someone "racist" nor determine their beliefs. It is the beliefs that determine if someone is racist. Merely saying words does not make someone racist. To think that they do is an extremely dangerous train of thought for a society.
Good thing we don't live in a society. Oh wait.
Oh dear. I think there's a language barrier here. Either that or you're misunderstanding a fundamental concept of speech.
There are many instances where people can say things without believing them. Lying and sarcasm are two with which you might be familiar.
Please don't defend your misconceptions with the word "logic." It's inaccurate (but hilarious). By your "logic," someone who is otherwise a racist (has racist beliefs), but never SAYS anything to show it, is therefore not a racist?
Calm down. Let's boil this down to its core principle. You believe that if someone says *the n-word*, then they are racist towards black people. This is just simply false. It's easily disprovable, but I want you to figure out the answer on your own.
"Listen man i have a banana at home, and it's on fire so we gotta go"
Uber driver: "OK"
alle xela thank god he did not say electronic banana
Lol that was my favorite part
“I was about to lose everything I owned, to a banana fire” XD
bananas are waging war
And also "so i said to him: Look man, i've got a banana at home, and its on fire."
@@somedude6833 ok
A self tipping fedora on a talking banana using the toilet with an autorolling toilet paper..
ΜΙΧΑΗΛ ΤΖΙΡΑΚΗΣ a Donald trump robot?
Part one-1:11
Part two-2:08
Part three-5:26
Part four-8:17
Part five-15:31
You’re welcome 😉
17:08
Your profile picture is perfect
Ugly Bitch Thanks😂
You are a good man, thank you.
The amount of work you put into the banana is crazy. This was a really fun video man, really glad you documented the banana's journey.
Thanks! Now stop commenting and go stream more CD-i games ;)
You want to know what is crazy. That you did not take the opportunity to say "The amount of work you put into this is bananas."
Useless Duck Company could you open source the project for the rest of us? Thankyou!
Wanted to upvote but its at 666
I am amazed by this and by the amount of work those stupid ass trolls put into trying to be racist pricks. Jesus christ there are some stupid assholes out there, I'll tell ye.
17:08 "I wanna thank everyone in the internet who played with my banana" LUL
how he said that without cracking a smile I have no idea.
I paused the video just before that, and when I started it back that was the first line a heard. I was a bit shocked
im dying
ikr
"I wanna thank everyone on the internet who played with my banana on cam."
17:08
"Thanks to everyone who played with my banana"
-The useless duck company
Lmao
My fav video of yours so far 🌰🌰🌰🌰🌰
Michael Reeves have you guys done a coolab? I am thinkrng how I heard about him and you seem to do similar things?
Also reminded me of Simone Giertz. That could be an interesting collab.
💜💚💛💙
Wow! I never knew both of my fav channels like each other!
It's Michael!!
Love hearing how you solved these issues. The phonetic filter was a really really great idea!
CooleoBrad it really is amazing watching this process
He can actually sell the code
He should. Lots of streamers would love a filter this effective.
"It was a mix of racism and creativity"
"I'd like to thank everyone on the internet who played with my banana on cam I really appreciate that"
SELL THAT FILTER TO ROBLOX, THE ROBLOX FILTER IS AWFUL!
Sean Parker I get censored for saying numbers like "one" or "2" so you're right
I get censored for saying hello
Then i see some one say Fuck you
I get censored for saying for some... FOR SOME.
send help *Foursome
lol its absolute crap
from a talking banana to the best swear filter in the world. this is marvelous. the win of the machine.
This is incredible! It's a shame that there stream raiders are pretty toxic and got you a strike/banned, but this is an amazing piece of work! Also, I can't wait to see the final stream!
It's a shame for the land of free speech that a robot banana is banned for some bad words...
@@karlenter2380 I think it's more a shame that Twitch penalizes the streamer rather than have some kind of appeal process for a streamer to show it's not entirely their fault.
Internet historian should do one on this banana
That's a good idea, if you go on the live stream fails website there are clips of the banana he could use
To be honest there's nothing that he can say that it hasn't been said in the video
Banana: "Ohohohoh! Don't die banana!" * Starts Dancing *
I laughed too hard at this
This whole video was a setup for the 'thank you for playing with my banana on cam' joke, wasn't it?
Rakesh Pai worth it
Your thorough approach and objective analysis is amazing.
Keep developing the lore
Sub earned
As wrong as these guys were to mess with the banana like this, they got clever and really made you work for it. Good job fighting them
That moment when you have a "gang" so bad at raiding that they actually help the victm grow stronger XD
“I wanna thank everyone who played with my banana on cam”
Woah, I don't know a lot of things about programmation and code but, I did learn a bit about how filters work and how much work goes into developing something like that. Keep up the experimental projects!
Man, you make programming the most comedic, entertaining thing ever, keep it up! Really interesting stories here. Glad your house is okay. 💝
RIP Banana :(
DPadGamer yeah...pretty sad
What are you doing here?
"I would like to thank everyone for playing with my banana on stream" He knew what he said, right?
I love your channel and it's incredible how much effort you put into these projects. Hopefully you won't have too much trouble with your next project and I'm glad your problems weren't as serious as I expected before watching the video.
Also I hope I didn't cause any problems while banana was on youtube, I really don't remember what kind of dumb stuff I wrote on that stream.
I remember watching the livestreams everyday in the locker room before and after PE trying to get it to say a message. Good times and after watching this video it gave me some old memories. Thank you.
when you got banned because your banana says N world
Neptune. Oh no I said the N world :(
MrBartusek *N WORLD*
Oh no I'm getting banned off of twitch now
although the ending is disappointing, the work you put into this and your ability to simultaneously be thought-provoking and humorous has gotten my patreon subscription. i just had a real awful night and this video really made me happy. thank you.
I'm surprised the Banana still looks that fresh.
A weapon to surpass metalgear
Justin Y. No no no no no NO!
Damn... I liked your comment...
Nice bot
I have found you
You are a god
the servos has metal gears, so it actual uses metal gear to work therefore its better
Justin Y. God dammit you're EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!
You could sell the filter to streamers for use in filtering donation text to speech, i dont think it would be a good idea to uppload the code as it could be revers-engineered
Jonathan Antonic Honest people would also be able to look through the code and submit fixes. As you saw, the code was already being reverse engineered by GucciGang despite it being closed source.
I would love to see a puic repo. I really want to play with his banana.
"the code as it could be revers-engineered". That's the point of open-source projects. It gets scrutinized by many eyes so it gets better.
RalphInRalphWorld 'Gucci Gang' ????
He literally explained how the filter works step by step even as far as giving sources to the methods he used. Even if you'are a beginner programmer you could probably make the algorithm from scratch just by following his advice.
Amazing and inspirational to see your passion for this project.
The ggx gang did some very naughty things to the banana.
MMG GGX GANG WALLA BING BANG
GGX SEVENDY AY, GGX GANG
Ahh, the logang for "edgy" teenagers
Ahh a normie dramatic Starbucks white girl
seafood 'logang' TH-cam normies OMEGALUL
you: listen man! i got a banana at home and it's on fire
uber:
Part 1- Building the Banana
Part 2- Streaming the Banana
Part 3- The Banana set itself on fire
Part 4- I got banned from Twitch
Part 5- The return of the Banana
This is how you create a story folks.
"I want to thank everyone on the internet who played with my banana on cam" instant sub
You- Listen, I have a banana at home and it's on fire.
Me- ...Ok...
''I want to thank everyone who played with my banana on cam, i really appreciate it'' lel
Wow I spected a stupid video, but I saw a really interesting computer science video
When I heard: ''GreekGodx'' I knew it was bout to be good
GGX GANG WILLY WOLLA BING BANG DING DANG
He sucks
N
It could have really been funny without the racism.
Melissa Shanfield yeah, probably.
Super smart idea with the phonetics. Loved it. Try to market it to twitch, honestly. It's an issue on the platform.
"I want to thank everyone on the internet who played with my banana on cam." HAHAHAHA
"I want to thank everyone that played with my banana on cam." LOL nice man, nice.
LISTEN MAN I GOT A BANAN AT HOME AND ITS ON FIRE.... yup alright no questions asked
RIP Banana
You will be missed
This was hilarious and interesting. Also thank god nothing caught on fire, otherwise we might have seen a William Osman kind of event going on again.
Anyway, good vid and nice job on the banana, earned a new subscriber.
Listen man I got a banana at home and its on fire
Uber Driver : I don't get paid enough for this shit
The insurance claim filing on the banana fire would have been epic.
THIS IS AMAZING YOU'VE DONE AWESOME!
I miss the talking banana...I made that sucker talk non stop
This shit is pretty impressive you should try showing this to streamlabs since you're not the only channel twitch chat tries to get banned for fun.
"Metal gears. It felt a lot more solid" I see what you did there. That's clever.
I find it kind of stupid how you can be banned for someone raiding you.
A Very Mediocre Pigeon I know made me fucking quit twitch altogether, including the Twitch Thots
You can get banned for being irresponsible
Oh my goodness... He said thank you for playing with my banana....
"Play with my banana on camera"
Goodness. I’m from a delayed parallel universe where I was about to enable more chat features with user text (eek!). I even use the same fancy servos AND cruddy thin wires!! (AHHGH!). Thanks for this video. It gave me a lot to think about. I was directed here after posting a silly woodchuck jig my bot just “learned” on Reddit. I’d geek out with you any day!
Congrats on 100k!!
"My banana would always be there on the top"
You should make another TH-cam channel for the bannana streams that way if people don't want the banana in there sub box they don't have to
bubsy: lets stream a banana that works like an ai that learns from peeps...what could pawsibly go wrong?
"I wanna thank everyone on the internet who played with my banana on cam" XD
This is legit cool and legit sad. I'm glad you learned a lot from this. Keep making cool stuff!
Please do not remove the Talking Banana Robot, it's too good!
21 more days until the farewell banana tour? XD Also love the banana, so cool, and the whole pokemon thing? GOSH I WISH I WAS THERE FOR THAT, lol. I would've been so hyped.
"Almost eighty hours of banana streaming"
"..It had metal parts,
METAL GEARs, It felt a lot more SOLID.."
Is this a JoJo reference?
William Grey is this loss?
William Grey Is that a game theory?
"Metal"
"Gear"
"Solid"
Are you dumb? It's obviously Huniepop.
A classic example of how security systems work.
You break it, they fix it, then you have to find a better way to break it.
Everyone gets better, mainly the security.
Oh, RIP BANANA. I'll always remember that you read several of my comments. :)
5:45 "metal parts, metal gears that felt really solid..." OH YOU CHEEKY
I was the feller who said, "I am Heavy Weapons guy, and this is my weapon. She weighs 450 kilograms and fires 200 rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for 12 seconds."
You’re a god
That's it. We've reached the top of the internet. Laides and gentlemen, please pack up your stuff and leave in an straight line. The last one, please, turn off the lights and close the door.
So made a new channel for this banana then
doesn't solve the issue that the banana requires constant supervision so it detracts from his other stuff. That said, IMO it would work better as a filler banana "hey, I don't have anything for you guys this week, have a couple hours of this banana"
it won't work, twitch will ban it
Челокек Человек I mean youtube channel to make the stream not annoying to some of this channel viewer
Always great to see videos that describe technical concepts really well without feeling too technical.
Turn off Camera Shake in Rocket League
This makes me think of a testing phase for a new product or something. Thinking everything is perfectly fine then letting other people try it, only to find them using it in ways you never thought of or illicit behavior.
Useful Banana Company
That last part should be changed to “I have 1 permanent strike on the Chanel and the best bad word filter that is being used on a 🍌 “
17:20 is where you can see the banana work
1980: “By 2000 we’ll have flying cars”
2018: Someone wrote a phonetic filter for a banana
It's a solution to a real problem. I've always thought that flying cars would create more problems than they solve - like cars w/blinking SES lights falling out of the sky on people and buildings.
My dad used to play poker
k
I died in Vietnam
The banana is cool and all, but I'm really impressed by your dedication to perfecting your filter for it.
Also - "bugger" really shouldn't be considered a bad word anymore... Back in the day it meant buttfucker, but now it's used more logically.
If a person walks, they are a walker
If a person drives, they are a driver
If a person bugs, they are a bugger.
He was using bugger instead of the n word as demonstration
In America, bugger is a very mild word of annoyance. I hear that in England, it still has the much stronger more offensive feel to it.
wardrich oh that's a British thing Americans usually dont say that
buggers gonna bug...
Great video, its great to be part of that at first but also :D that was really nice idea to make this to see how much effort you have put into this :3
noooooooooooooooooooo i loved the banana thanks for all the work you put into it ``( ``( 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
Hahah, awesome work. Your ability to create stuff like this is really something special! If this is the best filter, I hope it's shared with the internet. :)
The people complaining that you live streaming is "stopping them from seeing the newest videos in their feed" is bullshit. I mean youtube's recommended and new video feed is broken already as it is. People need to just stop complaining and stop being lazy, if they're that interested in new videos from youtubers they regularly watch, just go to their channel and see if they've posted anything new. I could never understand people complaining about stuff like that, I've always just directly gone to whatever channel I was in the mood to watch.
I've been laughing almost the entire time since I started watching this video. Thank you!
Open-source this filter please!
Thanks everyone for playing with my banana
People really, REALLY need to stop giving these ""offensive"" words so much power.
I'm white and a new black co worker I only knew for a day called me a nigga, I also got called nigga twice in college so ya I don't think that word should have as much power as it does. I should probably also mention I live in Atlanta so that might have something to do with it
I agree.
I mean, you can try, but language doesn’t evolve over night lol. I believe the black community is trying to reclaim it, like how the LGBT one reclaimed queer, so maybe some progress will be made!
my whole family is downstairs having fun in my back yard at a barbecue and here i am, watching this.
life is great.
The is a ggx gang sounds like the lamest internet troll clan i have ever heard