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i need your opinions, planning to do a video every 2 days, so 1 day off. the videos will be 40 mins + / longer content and better content. Let me know your thoughts! May try it next week sometime and see how it goes!
as a Mythology nerd, I would like to clarify that Juno is not there to check up on the people Jupiter has affairs with, she's here to take petty revenge on each and every one of them.
20:30 (Correct me if I'm wrong) the joke is H2O is water and C1 wanted C2 to say "I'll have H2O too" which would sound like H2O2 or Hydrogen peroxide which is dangerous to consume. Instead C2 says "I'll also have water" make C1 upset because he didn't say it like he wanted him too.
I have always been calmed by monotone male voices. I don't have a specific reason as to why, but I guess it's just an ASMR thing. Vaaz you're calming, not depressing!
Well not really, remember this is a complete vacuum completely surrounded by presumably 100% reflective surfaces. (I know the post implies consumer grade mirrors, but that's no fun, and most importantly you would be right.) the luminosity in the room would be the same as the moment the room was sealed as there is nothing to absorb it. Since light would be coming from all directions and thus bounce in all directions the reflections in the box would practically instantly become the median colour. Also native english speakers, do you use median in the context of colour or is there a less mathy word for it?
I'd assume the answer to the empty room of mirrors is that it would look like absolutely nothing in the mirrors, because mirrors reflect light and there isn't any light in a closed off room
Unless it was assembled in the dark, then there was some light in it during assembly. Just like building a box will enclose air in the box unless it's built in a vacuum. A normal box will absorb the light, but a box with 100% reflective walls will continue to bounce it around inside indefinitely. So it will look like the view that you'd have if you were invisible and standing in the box at the moment the last wall closed. But the longer it bounces around, the more scrambled it will get due to the image gradually enlarging and the outer edges of the image bouncing off of different mirrors from the center of the image. Eventually it'll turn into a nearly uniform glow of the average color of all the light that was in there to begin with.
I ain't doing nothing until I see an image of a guy whose mouth turned inwards like Homer Simpson in that one episode after eating this fabled citron monstrosity
15:57 Meanwhile, the bacteria on the Titanic: Ha ha, 110-year-old ship go nom nom This isn't a joke, there is bacteria that is literally eating the Titanic.
Fun fact: Southwest Airlines’ open-boarding plan was determined to be the fastest practical boarding plan for airplanes _by a professional paleontologist._ There is at least one faster boarding order, but the amount of time it takes beforehand to inform each person where they’re supposed to go is so great that it makes it impractical.
9:43 just a guess. but, assuming that the room is perfectly closed, I think that the light particles will just keep reflecting till all of them get absorbed into the mirrors. if the mirrors reflect 100% the light will just keep going at itself while slowly reaching equilibrium in vibration.
If the room is perfectly closed and empty, there would be no light. You would see nothing. If there was a light source, and the mirrors were perfect mirrors that did not diffuse any light, then all you would see would be infinite reflections of that source in a grid pattern in every direction, and everything else would be void.
10:14 This implies you never returned, which makes this all the more concerning, did you die there in the future? Did you go back with your future knowledge but because of this caused a timeline split and you now nolonger exist in that timeline and can never return due to the fact you've been to the future??
11:40 I'm guessing there was a misunderstanding some step along the way from the professor to that comment, because π² is often rounded to 10. Not π to 10
I can actually explain the one about puddles drying faster (I only have a high school understanding of chemistry) puddles have more surface area, the water is spread out really thin and more of the water molecules have access to the atmosphere at once and so can evaporate at once. (Increasing surface area increases rate of reaction, this one point has been crucial in many of my tests)
take out can mean 5 things 1: to move an object out of a region 2: food that is eaten/delivered out of the building it is made in 3: to go with on a date 4: to stop one's life 5: to follow outside to give a walk
I find it funny how he finds a funny meme but decides not to read it because he's "already read it" and doesn't want people to complain when him skipping it makes it more annoying than if he were to read it again.
19:17 What does he mean ALMOST all the scenes in The Martian were filmed on earth, All them scenes were defenitly taken on mars. how other way would they get sand from Mars???
12:48 i made a pun in science class once, the teacher laughed, then moved on. later, she mentioned that she doesn’t like eyeballs, and i said “weird that you don’t like eyeballs, considering the fact that eye puns are typically the cornea-st” and literally everybody groaned
i need your opinions, planning to do a video every 2 days, so 1 day off. the videos will be 40 mins + / longer content and better content. Let me know your thoughts! May try it next week sometime and see how it goes!
ok
yes
how was this three hours ago
Cool!(also this video was made 14 seconds ago.)
Yes
as a Mythology nerd, I would like to clarify that Juno is not there to check up on the people Jupiter has affairs with, she's here to take petty revenge on each and every one of them.
20:30 (Correct me if I'm wrong) the joke is H2O is water and C1 wanted C2 to say "I'll have H2O too" which would sound like H2O2 or Hydrogen peroxide which is dangerous to consume. Instead C2 says "I'll also have water" make C1 upset because he didn't say it like he wanted him too.
thx for confirming my suspicions, joke would make more sense if C2 said: I'll have water too. instead of using also.
I can also confirm that this is the correct answer
Thank you science side of TH-cam
Thanks for the complement but I should warn you I am a massive dumbass with no degree@@DreamtaleEnjoyer
Ok
11:07 i love how he does a perfect cat "meow" but reads woof as a normal word
He sounded more like yoshi
humans go “AHHHHHHHHHHH”
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@@electro-verloadno they say “hello”
@@Austin_Playz27 that too
The best part of my day is hearing a voice more depressed than anyone, that with funny memes makes you feel better, love u VaazkL ❤🔥💯
he said in one video hes not depressed hes forced to speak like this cuz his parents are sleeping
@@kmm2-whjyt2secondsago.10so he reads those memes at night? Why not any time in the day
@@MaxNotDesignPro yes, i don't know why, also many other youtubers do the same thing so he's not alone
Maybe they have school and/or work during the day? Or the day might have background noise?
I have always been calmed by monotone male voices. I don't have a specific reason as to why, but I guess it's just an ASMR thing. Vaaz you're calming, not depressing!
The Rock is an actor. So, clearly he's metamorphic.
Dude that meow at 11:09 was seriously impressive 💀
He's actually a cat. So all of his videos are cat videos.
10:00 As you never mentioned a lightsource: it will look identical to any completely dark room
9:44
Well not really, remember this is a complete vacuum completely surrounded by presumably 100% reflective surfaces. (I know the post implies consumer grade mirrors, but that's no fun, and most importantly you would be right.) the luminosity in the room would be the same as the moment the room was sealed as there is nothing to absorb it. Since light would be coming from all directions and thus bounce in all directions the reflections in the box would practically instantly become the median colour.
Also native english speakers, do you use median in the context of colour or is there a less mathy word for it?
@@theelusivepyroshark5119uhhh maybe “average” ?
That meow deserves an Oscar
Ikr 🐱🐈
0:22 Heavily inspired by 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules' - Rodrick's science fair project
Thought I was the only one who caught that
Yea
Yup
No its just, the entire thing
@@pineapplecat7908same
I'd assume the answer to the empty room of mirrors is that it would look like absolutely nothing in the mirrors, because mirrors reflect light and there isn't any light in a closed off room
What if there was light though?
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3wher would if come from
Dam bro, u smart
Unless it was assembled in the dark, then there was some light in it during assembly. Just like building a box will enclose air in the box unless it's built in a vacuum. A normal box will absorb the light, but a box with 100% reflective walls will continue to bounce it around inside indefinitely. So it will look like the view that you'd have if you were invisible and standing in the box at the moment the last wall closed. But the longer it bounces around, the more scrambled it will get due to the image gradually enlarging and the outer edges of the image bouncing off of different mirrors from the center of the image. Eventually it'll turn into a nearly uniform glow of the average color of all the light that was in there to begin with.
@@mailleweaver yo, this dude is smart af
When a rat is more civilised than most people:
0:14 personally I like a small spoonful of uranium in the morning, it gives a nice boost but the crash is something else
2:30 I was not ready to see this man again.
I accidentally created the most sour thing in existence by breeding a mandarin, lemon and caffa lime and I honestly can’t eat it
How do you breed lemons
I ain't doing nothing until I see an image of a guy whose mouth turned inwards like Homer Simpson in that one episode after eating this fabled citron monstrosity
@@WhoTfTookPuddlebrain *deep sigh as i unzip pants* perhaps a visual lesson will teach you how
lemon so good they made lemon 2
The three plants were left next to each other and grew into each other@@WhoTfTookPuddlebrain
15:57 Meanwhile, the bacteria on the Titanic: Ha ha, 110-year-old ship go nom nom
This isn't a joke, there is bacteria that is literally eating the Titanic.
12:10 Ah the Sour milk simulation.
Ever wanted to know what spoiled milk tastes like without actually taking a risk? Follow this guys example.
10:35 I need to spend more time around physicists. They understand how I feel.
Fun fact: Southwest Airlines’ open-boarding plan was determined to be the fastest practical boarding plan for airplanes _by a professional paleontologist._
There is at least one faster boarding order, but the amount of time it takes beforehand to inform each person where they’re supposed to go is so great that it makes it impractical.
11:09 probably the best thing vaazkl has ever said
1:47 Welp, Science is wrong.
I hate beaches, they upset me.
4:27 And I despise _each and every one of them._
18:38 this is a neat equation:
1/3 = 0.333333 repeating
2/3 = 0.666666 repeating
3/3 = 0.999999 repeating
3/3 = 1
1 = 0.999999 repeating
0.(0 repeating)00000001 = 0
Checks out.
@@electricheisenberg5723If and only if there's an infinite number of zeroes before the 1. Because then there's no place to put the 1.
@@dascandy that’s, uh… that’s what I said.
As a scientist, I can confirm that science is serious and not funny, pls delete sir I’m crying so hard 😩😭💀
As a scientist, you are not a true scientist if you do not appreciate the humour of science.
Respectfully, a legitimate scientist.
Breaking news: science discovers that Onions are probably superior to us and rats have more empathy than us
18:01
As an individual who experiences this effect on a regular basis, i can confirm that this is 100% true
17:31 I had a teacher with these on a mug, there was also one that said "crap" and the guy had his arms in a bunch of knots and squiggles.
8:48 What makes me a good demo man?
9:43 just a guess. but, assuming that the room is perfectly closed, I think that the light particles will just keep reflecting till all of them get absorbed into the mirrors. if the mirrors reflect 100% the light will just keep going at itself while slowly reaching equilibrium in vibration.
If the room is perfectly closed and empty, there would be no light. You would see nothing. If there was a light source, and the mirrors were perfect mirrors that did not diffuse any light, then all you would see would be infinite reflections of that source in a grid pattern in every direction, and everything else would be void.
11:12 The designated human sound is "I have to go to work"
10:14 This implies you never returned, which makes this all the more concerning, did you die there in the future? Did you go back with your future knowledge but because of this caused a timeline split and you now nolonger exist in that timeline and can never return due to the fact you've been to the future??
I’m gonna master the art of the malicious vibe check, which will allow me to instantly absorb all the energy from anyone of my choosing.
I love how “moo, meow and quack” all had the tine change but “woof” was just “woof”
12:04 fun fact biblical unicorns are actuly rhinos
0:22 that's from diary of a wimpy kid Roddick rules
Human goes "*WILHELM SCREAM*"
I genuinely love these so much.
11:40 I'm guessing there was a misunderstanding some step along the way from the professor to that comment, because π² is often rounded to 10. Not π to 10
yeah cause more accurately pi squared is 9.87 which can be rounded to 10
0:22 if you don’t understand this absolute GEM of a reference:
*you will be boiled.*
Yup
I don’t get it explain now or perish
@@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 diary of a wimpy kid rodrick rules duh
9:40 You can drink lava but only once.
Rest in peace Tasmanian Tiger. May your memory continue to remind us to care for the world.
A whole secondary color is named after a citrus fruit which is the product of selective breeding. Let that sink in.
yes
Unsurprised to see rats are more kind than humans
I can actually explain the one about puddles drying faster (I only have a high school understanding of chemistry) puddles have more surface area, the water is spread out really thin and more of the water molecules have access to the atmosphere at once and so can evaporate at once. (Increasing surface area increases rate of reaction, this one point has been crucial in many of my tests)
that Roomba will save your life when you get attacked by giant spiders after meeting with Aragog in den Forbidden Forest.
take out can mean 5 things
1: to move an object out of a region
2: food that is eaten/delivered out of the building it is made in
3: to go with on a date
4: to stop one's life
5: to follow outside to give a walk
We have scientific proof that a bunch of mice are better at being kind people than middle schoolers
2:22 if you don't get it, a praying mantis would eat there partner meaning :foof, dating and murder
11:07 THE DUDE MEOWED AND IT SOUNDED SO REAL WTF
The sun tryna dump on his little cousin again smh
Finally, a sweet last one :’) I can sleep in peace tonight. Thank you Vaazkl!! 🩵
4:21 people with autoimmune diseases: 😐
How many memes can VaazkL read and just make it funny somehow, let’s find out!
11:12 The human goes: "Blah"
Why else do we use that phrase for background conversations in comics?
Jeff has the same amount of nukes as north Korea what?!?
3:53 the octopus: im a bit of a scientist myself.
11:14 human go AÄÀAAÀAAAÄAAÁáaᴬ ₐ oh wait it's fine
the most spoken word in the world is "ok", so i think that is the answer
21:08 don’t call me out like that 💀. That’s literally what I would and do do..
11:24 He has a helmet.
5:27 I was disappointed to find out that wasn’t the real reason it’s called Type O Blood.
Fun fact: In German it is called type zero. Don't know what yall are doing.
@@Silas-um7mi Yeah man we too, in Türkiye, call it 'sıfır' which means zero.
13:00 that is litterly the hyperbolic time chamber
8:49 he had a literal beer belly
2:30 this one had me rolling
18:48 are we just ignoring “yes, i’m” being technically correct
the natural predator for a Roomba is the auto lawn mower.
0:21 actually using rodricks project from diary of a wimpy kid is genius
8:56
Demoman moment
bill nye the science guy wasnt in the first minute. Im dissapointed
I find it funny how he finds a funny meme but decides not to read it because he's "already read it" and doesn't want people to complain when him skipping it makes it more annoying than if he were to read it again.
that einstein pun was so good
19:17 What does he mean ALMOST all the scenes in The Martian were filmed on earth, All them scenes were defenitly taken on mars. how other way would they get sand from Mars???
Can someone please explain the joke at 20:35?
Edit:wait, tell me if I'm wrong, but did the first chemist want the second to say "I'll have H2O too."?
yeah h2o2 is correct
@@i_guess108 thanks
Rats are probably more empathetic than humans,wich is kinda odd,wholesome and sad at the same time.
I love rats more than ever now.
I somehow learned more from this video than 5 science class periods
11:28 Has a simple answer, whenever Antman has to breathe, he EATS an oxygen atom, then after a minute or so he eats another.
The sound humans make, "hey"
10:07 Somebody turn this into a movie
Too much damage to your flesh armor can kill you.
Thanks for the Science memes, Vaazkl! 😁
2:32 core childhood memory: unlocked.
1:01 bro is boutta go missing 💀💀💀
The only place that kids going is copyright town,cuz that board is directly out of children's novel diary of a Wimpy kid.
12:48 i made a pun in science class once, the teacher laughed, then moved on. later, she mentioned that she doesn’t like eyeballs, and i said “weird that you don’t like eyeballs, considering the fact that eye puns are typically the cornea-st” and literally everybody groaned
7:22 that pigeon is a little confused but he got the spirit
That meow was.. amazing
the human goes blah
16:44 glados is more scared of birds than ever
the guy who plugged brick into brick has a gigabrain
I was not disappointed with this one
I like the Insaniquarium sounding music that randomly plays in your videos
0:20 if you guys have read diary of a wimpy kid you know full well where this kid got this experiment from
biologists are just a bunch of cells that talk about other cells
~some meme i found on the internet
another great video
The powerbank guy did not only create a perpetum mobile it also creates excess energy
At the end of the video we have a rat that's more selfless than most of humans
The do plants sneeze project is from a diary of a wimpy kid book.
when i forget the volume of a sphere I look it up then set up the integral to solve for the volume of a sphere
I thought about the mirror thing but then I realized there are no lights so it would just be dark
19:20 bro really said ingeneous. Anyways good content.
22:52 humans being humans 😂