Infected spinal cord in a bap
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
- HAMILTONS WATERBREAK
*Verse 1*
Alan spoke his mind, yeah, he let it all out,
Didn't care for the farmers, called 'em all out.
Peter Baxendale-Thomas, (moooooooo) leader of the clan,
Faced Alan's insults, he couldn't understand.
*Chorus*
Oh, Alan, what have you done?
Spoke too soon, now you're on the run.
From the fields to the bridge, they took their stand,
With a dead cow's revenge, they had it planned.
*Verse 2*
Shooting a commercial, Alan felt so grand,
On a boat, in a coat, with the camera in hand.
But the farmers had a plan, a twist in their tale,
From the bridge came a cow, and Alan turned pale.
*Chorus*
Oh, Alan, what have you done?
Spoke too soon, now you're on the run.
From the fields to the bridge, they took their stand,
With a dead cow's revenge, they had it planned.
*Bridge*
Hospital bed, neck brace tight,
Broken fingers, oh, what a sight.
All alone with his secret to share,
Satellite TV, the Porn Channel's there.
*Verse 3*
Back in his room, he needed some aid,
To get the TV working, a price to be paid.
Exposed and revealed, his secret vice,
Alan's troubles doubled, he paid the price.
*Chorus*
Oh, Alan, what have you done?
Spoke too soon, now you're on the run.
From the fields to the bridge, they took their stand,
With a dead cow's revenge, they had it planned.
*Outro*
So be careful with words, and think twice,
Respect those around, heed this advice.
For Alan learned the hard way, under the sun,
In a rural tale where the farmers won.
*Outro*
So be careful with words, and think twice,
Respect those around, heed this advice.
For Alan learned the hard way, under the sun,
In a rural tale where the farmers won.
(Ah Haaaaaaa)