r/Mildlyinfuriating | road brocken :(
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- Top posts from r/Mildlyinfuriating on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Get some EmKay merch at emkayshop.com !
Narrator ► / @jaymick
Also check out:
r/A*sholedesign | ARGHGHH
• r/A*sholedesign | ARGHGHH
r/Cursedcomments | do not click this video
• r/Cursedcomments | do ...
r/Madlads | STOP THIS MAN
• r/Madlads | STOP THIS MAN
![⭐ฮิตในTikTok!! ( มะมะมะหมูเด้ง MooDeng ) Ver. แดนซ์ ReMix BY [ ดีเจกิต รีมิกซ์ ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4noyAoMa7bQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"You don't matter Give Up"
My hope for humanity: *ADIOS*
There are two types of people in this world...
bots suck
@@AnimateTronix I agree
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
My hope for humanity has been gone
"You don't matter give up"
Me: "jokes on you! I already have!"
@Thx ❤ shut up
r/meirl
@@MeEmeraldBeast yeah
Yeah
@Thx ❤ what is that even about
that beginning... it made me smile, then made me cry because I've already given up
You’ll never be satisfied 🤷♂️
2:52 I think the worst part is that the hour hand is significantly off target, the clock actually makes an incredible account of sense in incorporating a 24 hour clock with minute markers
Yeah. I was going to say the same thing. The issue with the clock isn't the "fractions" it's because it's off center. You have the large numbers for AM/PM, the top smaller numbers for if you use a 24 hr clock system, and the lower smaller numbers showing the multiples of 5 minutes. If the clock was accurate I'd love it.
@@darthsindel1981 Same! I actually love the design of putting both 24h and multiples of 5! But the short hand is so off...it's painful to look at.
It still belongs in r/TerribleDesign.
Yeah it's the minutes and "military" time.
That is... Fair.
The clock is actually really well designed to me, it tells you the long hand time, American time, and Military time- that's pretty neat
I saw that too! Here in Sweden we use military time so I really do appreciate that clock 😂😅
Military time, or the wayvthe rest of zhe world tells time 😋
I was looking for that comment ! At first I was confused too because I also saw fractions but then it clicked, it's just military time (which I didn't even know how it was called, thanks for that) !
I prefer the phrase "When life gives you Limes, make Limenade."
Limenade says it
When life gives you limes, make Caipirinha.
@@isnail217 are you a fellow subscriber to Limenade? If so, hello.
@@thedragon133 I'm guessing that's a beverage.
@@ireneparkin3360 BONJOUR!
The fact that jack made a Full metal alchemist reference is just amusing
It took me a couple seconds to get it, but once I did, I could only applaud. Well played...
Glad to see that others also got the reference
this intro felt like me pulling several all-nighters in a row while running off of suicidal thoughts and an oreo
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
This resonated with me far, far too hard.
You run off suicidal thoughts and an oreo? Lucky. I run off internet memes and sheer will
9 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 359th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
Deez
@@trx259 nuts ha ha
Nuts
This man has been going at it for a year Emkay c'mon give him a chance
Hey good job ur first
4:57 this looks like that one scene from Cars where McQueen was forced to fix the road but ended up terrible lol
that was the best intro I have heard so far
Oh wow two bots at once
@@Aizy_IceShear ikr feels just great
"You Don't Matter, Give Up"
me: I've been going by that quote since the beginning of time.
1:00
When life gives you lemons, call them "yellow oranges" and sell them for double the price
wAS NOT EXPECTING A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST REFERENCE
Same but I love it
@today was a good day yes "today was a good day is a bot who acts stupid time to google map your adress
Fax...
1:08 yeah, this is definitely Full Metal Alchemist levels of madness
And we love it
aye, came looking to see who got the reference :D
@@Maleo. same
yes i found it
Facts
Random Pokémon fact: Feel free to feel any strong emotions near me, I will most certainly NOT beat you senseless, ha ha ha
Good thing I keep my Metagross handy
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
What did I just red?
@@requiem2026 what did i just blue
@@requiem2026 what did I just yellow?
Okay but that clock at 3:13 is actually pretty dope for people who have problems with 24h (military?) time. It shows that 9am is 21 (9pm) and it shows that 9 also means 45min past
I like it
It's dope
3:47
Has this girl just…never used a public restroom? Those things are literally everywhere. Schools, gas stations, hospitals, you name it!
The real infuriating thing is the “napkins” legit are just tiny sponges that don’t do shit for anyone bleeding more than a spot the size of a quarter.
Idk if he understood that the clock with the fractions is just them trying to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and put military time over the minute value of the numbers
I find it funny because you need to know if it is am or pm. If like me I don’t use the normal 12 hour clock. But that is so I don’t have to look outside to see if the sun is up or not, but if the time is when it is just before dawn or after dusk it is easier.
Went to the hospital one time and my wife drove me. I have scars on my arms (all 5+ years old) and the doctors repeatedly asked if I wanted to harm myself or others (OBVIOUSLY not, I came in for asthma). No matter how many times I said no, they continued to ask and went as far as to call security and attempt to remove my wife from the room. I told them if she is removed, imma knock security tf out. They promptly decided I didn’t want to hurt anyone once I decided I did 😂
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
1:24 that is machinal engineering font that is used for title box of blueprints. It has to be perfectly neat hence the weird order. Example: M, 1 and 2 set up how wide it will be and allows 3 and 4 to be perfectly symmetrical.
Can't believe Jack JUST learned what a schlockswig is smh
ikr smh schlockswigs are the best
What's-
What's a schlockswig
@@stephenwhiteman4009 A special kind of banana, almost exclusively green, bigger, and you can't eat it raw, you either boil it or fry it.
2:54-the annoying part is that the hands don’t line up. Like either of them. They’re both slightly off.
Those aren’t fractions. The top is what military time would be and the bottom is what minute it would indicate. Actually would be a pretty cool gift for someone with family living on a military base. You know, if the hands lined up at least.
"YOU DONT MATTER, GIVE UP" geez thanks i dont need to be reminded
The clock is actually trying to be a 24 hour clock. The top part of the fraction is the number it is in the evening and the number on the bottom of the fraction is how far past the hour it is.
So the 9 has a 21/45 so it's either hour 9 or hour 21 and then if the minute hand is poi tingto it it's 45 minutes past the hour
1:15 nice full metal alchemist reference
There a local takeaway near me that does serve fish and chips, but no gravy or curry sauce pots.
Imagine eating fish and chips with mayo, bbq sauce or another generic condiment. Eww.
to be fair on the meter sticks, was probably to survive shipping.
Had it been in a smaller package, it wouldn't be so hard to fit into a truck, thus lower chance of being bent. Not to mention they can over all pack less because of these comically large packages. The people packing this stuff force inefficiency down the chain.
3:35 as someone who works in a shitty retail setting as one of only 2 cashiers, thank you, i needed to hear this :)
"you dont matter give up"
jokes on you my hope in me is not letting me
I get the clock. It is misleading but still a good design. they could have put an h and m after the numbers to make the pattern stand out.
Thank you so much for posting, I know I’m a bit late but I was having a bad day and this helped cheer me up.
8:28 this happened to me often lately, but from packaged wings from supermarket. Because it happened so many times, my mom ended up finding wings recipes and made it herself. Now we have bigger and more delicious wings
honestly receiving multiple cooked patties at wendy's sounds more like a deal than it should be
The clock has fraction to show time like if it was made by the military. 0-12 is the first half of the day, and 13-24 is the last half. Then the cycle repeats at 00
My mum used to have some stickers that wrote “I’m a stupid donkey , I park wherever I want” and she used to stick them on cars like this one 4:06
Your mom is an absolute legend.
Day 434 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Dam
WHY
Wow over a year
9:36
But why does it sound like it would be an actual German word
And really 9:50 shaming people because they have to use the restroom
They say you have plenty of time to go to the restroom between classes
But that obviously comes from people who haven't had to do that in decades
You either have to run out of the classroom faster than the speed of sound, or you'll be stuck behind a group of kids watching people fight
And if you get there fast you'll be blocked from getting out of your way out, then the halls are packed full of people moving at 2MPH because people at the front of the groups of people and randomly in the middle decide to walk slow and talk to their friends about the dumbest shit
The bathroom pass is a reference to a Close to Home comic. My high school biology teacher made one as a joke even though we weren't ever required to use hall passes. We still took it anyways because it was all in good fun.
1:42 reminds me of when the primary school I went to introduced cursive writing. Took me ages to get used to doing it but it made my handwriting look more like that of a doctor and in high school it took ages to get back to normal writing
Just as a note of education for you Emkay, schools offering feminine hygienic products for 25 cents when most schools never offer any product at all is actually quite a nice and progressive thing to do as half the human population has the need to use such products. Never mind the actual cost of buying the supplies and maintenance of the machine which will probably take years to break even on.
My question is.... why was the one side labeled "NAPKIN"?
@@justifiedkill7766 Sometimes pads are called "Sanitary Napkins" instead
@@ToraOkami303 Did not know that and kind of wish I didnt.... don't think I'm going to use a regular napkin to wipe my mouth again.
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
I love the subtle Fullmetal Alchemist reference he made near the start of the video. That made my day.
2:55 this is actually smart, thos aren't fractions, the top number is for tge afternoon times and the bottom is to tell minutes.
It's more like a clock for teaching children to tell the time, then smart.
4:18 I just like leaving a note that says "Why are you the way that you are?" Hits deep, man. Imagine coming back to your car to find a note that basically means, "You're a shitty person. Why?"
Intro was so inspiring, I wanna die now :D
Reminds me of [hyperlink blocked]
"You don't matter give up" is to common its like the world is giving the middle finger to us
Edit: yay my first bot
Proud of you 👏 🥳
@today was a good day buzz off
Congrats,on ur first bot!!
@today was a good day fax? I prefer telegraphs
7:47 This just means the teacher has to build a box fort on their desk for the first week of school and fire rubber bands at anyone who comes into class a few minutes late.
1:44 I remember when I was in kindergarten they gave me those for handwriting and the dashed line in the middle just shows where the middle should be, nothing weird like stopping or anything like that.
8:45 Probally the best Commentary I've ever heard, its so Funny holy Crap.
If they didn't make kids pay for tampons and pads at school then you just know some chucklehead is going to steal all of them
Even Jack being infuriating in this video. Especially when he called the tangerine almost the same as the orange. They have differences! Like thick/thin skin, size, taste.
And the word missing was mango not what he said...
I used to work in a produce department. We sold "Green Bananas" in our ethnic section. Normally, bananas are sprayed with a chemical which causes them to ripen and turn yellow. Green bananas are unsprayed and stay green until they go bad. They're also referred to as "cooking bananas" and are used differently from regular bananas. Though I suppose you could just peel and eat them, it would be bitter and not very sweet at all.
oh my gosh, when the air filter one came up I laughed like "what an idiot" then got up to change my air filter... yep I'm an idiot for a whole year!
3:50 hold up, my school does the exact same. We had a tornado drill a few days ago and I saw this exact machine. Same price and all. It all seems so dumb.
Was the one side also labeled "NAPKIN"?
4:56 Looks like what Lightning McQueen made when he was in a hurry in the first Cars movie.
9:15 I think the "fractions" are actually the time for a 24 hour clock (top) and the minutes (bottom)
If it wasn't arranged like shit, this would actually be a good idea for kids to learn military time as well as the regular 12 hour rotation
Regarding the 3 lanes are open with 1 being express, it's not the cashier that gets to choose if they're express, that's the supervisor being an idiot and not telling the express to turn off the 15 or less light
That intro was mildly infuriating and I love it
Finally, after years of trying, one of my posts made it onto an Emkay video!
5:06 And their legs aren't long enough to kick it off the roof
1:16 love the full metal alchemist reference
the clock show the 24 hr clock system combined with the 12 hr clock system
1:11 yo Full metal Alchemist reference! That's amazing!
the south park reference at the end made me feel nice
"Remember it's never too late to sign them up for adoption" Instead of that, you can sell them and buy a new tv!
The first one explains me
The first one is the first one, however this man is the not the first one
@@literalidiotiguess5688 I was already stupid you didn't make it any better
3:53 bruh that's a bargain most of those machines you find in the UK are either 50p or £1
1:03 according to Frank from diary of a wimpy kid, that is correct
Me: When life
Dishwasher soap label: When life
Me: gives you limes,
Dishwasher soap label: gives you limes,
Me: make limenade.
Dishwasher soap label: make limenade.
Me: When life gives you limes, make limenade.
Dishwasher soap label: *Uh sorry, who is Hunter again?*
Hey who else do you watch I've seen you on fakejake realjake whyjake limenade and few more
It took me a lot longer to figure out the clock than it should have. To anyone still curious, the big number is the hour, the top little number is the hour past 12 (so 1pm is 13, 5pm is 17, etc), and the bottom little number is the minutes (so 0, 5, 10, etc). Needlessly complicated, but at least it makes a little sense now, haha!
Studying Product Designer here 4:46 the plastic used is Polystyrene and IS recyclable like the rest of the can. You can tell by the symbol and the marking of PS
At least he didn’t make a sho bitcher joke I CALLED I KNEW HE WAS GONNA MAKE A FMA JOKE THO
4:56 Ladies and Gentlemen, Lightning McQueen’s first attempt at making a road!
10:02 that's when you just give the pass back and piss yourself to assert dominance
1:15 well as I always say. when life gives you lemons, market them as yellow oranges and sell them for double the price
1:25 i had this exact some workbook thing in school and i still haven't found a single person who isn't baffled by that M
7:45 Nope, it's apparently more efficient for them to package them into individual boxes than combining orders... It's silly. I get this sort of packaging all the time.
Friendly reminder that if a warning sign/label exists, it's because someone has done the thing it warns about doing before.
1:16. ............ full metal alchemist ... ahahahahahahhahahahah
I'm sorry I had to stop for nearly five minutes, something about jack matching someone else's socks over photos has me dying.
1:16 the Fullmetal Alchemist reference had me screaming
*4:29** Italians want to know ur location.*
Oh god, no. When did all Italians manage to ask for a person outta their country's location and how do they do it?
@@tarriestkn1ght cut the pizza wrong
@@daisyjoy242 Fair play.
Woah, 25 cents for pads and tampons now!?!? It was 75 cents when I was in school..............buuuuut I also grew up in Texas where women are below house cat.
Taxed and charged for items that don't just help me -- but all of society...for something that I literally have 0 control over.
It was 0.50 when I was in school (VA) while ago, glad to see prices haven't gone up
Oh what a nice controlller
3:12
The clock shows the hours converted to the 24 hour format (9 pm = 21 hours) and the minutes (if the longer clock hand points to 9, it's 45 minutes).
That's why it shows 9 21/45.
8:53 My mom quit smoking for only 2 years after I was born, I was born with fragile lungs, to dumb it down to me as a kid my mum said "You're allergic to smoke." I don't know if I grew out of it.
Jack: Nobody cares about the Whites!!
Me: Was that a South Park reference?~
THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST REFERENCE-
9:31 if I not mistaken, a true mandarin is a wild species (commercial mandarin nowadays are not true mandarin), while tangerine is a hybrid. Most citrus today are hybrids of 4 wild species
its supposed to be a mango "man go" i don't know why he thinks its mandarin
8:54 my dad does this everyday, I have sensory problems and the smell of cigarettes bother me. He knows it does, yet he doesn't hold back until we get home where he can smoke outside or in his room.
My dad used to smoke in the house and it caused permanent respiratory system damage. Not to him though. He still smokin away. Isn't life just wonderful?
AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ/?[Making-love]💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over🍎🍑
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
:(
Jack is my favorite voicer ngl
the FMAB reference at 1:12 beautiful
omfg the filter one happened to us and eveyone was like the air quality is much better
Given that the students in my area have completely destroyed the student restrooms, have stolen nearly everything in the school (books, computers, wall clocks, etc), and have started slapping teachers all for tiktok, I don’t blame administrators for allowing students to be held in the gym for an undisclosed amount of time. It’s probably the only time the teachers get a moment of rest at work.
This intro always gets a smile out of me.
Divorce that man, FOR YOUR SANITY
The bacon one is why you need to check it before you get it, my mom said it has the window in the back to check it.
Ah yes Emkay for my soul before I have to get back to work w/ my homework
3:10 that clocks cool actually, could've been designed better but its still cool
The intro is like what the TV sounds like when you're about to fall asleep on the couch at 4am
"If life gives you limes, commit crimes"
-someone