The New Zealand Today Podcast Ep 1 - Karen Goes to Jail

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    Welcome to the first episode of the New Zealand Today Podcast with Guy and Karen!
    In this episode, Karen tells the story of the time she went to jail, valuable life advice for people wanting to date their friend, and a crazy encounter with a thieving gnome.
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  • @fwabcaf
    @fwabcaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Strongest open to a podcast ever. I will watch every episode of this.

  • @oliverwilson11
    @oliverwilson11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "If the police tell you you can't do something, don't believe them."
    Inspirational

    • @illpunchyouintheface9094
      @illpunchyouintheface9094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn right

    • @WhetuRichmond07
      @WhetuRichmond07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fucken oath..

    • @lislenz670
      @lislenz670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhetuRichmond07 I was about to say that , then I read your comment lqtms, cheers 😎👍

    • @daneilrafael4824
      @daneilrafael4824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhetuRichmond07 oath nz slang lol

    • @user-qo7wf9mk2f
      @user-qo7wf9mk2f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/HYv1DZFTgTE/w-d-xo.html

  • @advosburgh
    @advosburgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Karen's energy is unmatched.

  • @frankieaguayo2772
    @frankieaguayo2772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    LMAO "What a bastard that COVID didn't get 'em" I am freaking rolling

    • @jackiebrown3083
      @jackiebrown3083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂 same! Thriving fkn gnome hahahahaha she’s such a nice person under all that staunchness

    • @katrinaunclez8412
      @katrinaunclez8412 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ive been rolling all the way thru
      "Hes a fukn hypocrite - goes to the golf club drinks whiskey drives home pissed ... then turns up on Monday and sends drunk drivers to jail" 🤣 Thanks heapz 20 fkn whacks - best laugh ive had in months ... You are comedy Gold

  • @Benjamin-om3ih
    @Benjamin-om3ih 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "they died" *terrifying cackle

  • @ryanfarrell8368
    @ryanfarrell8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Incredible journalism, outstanding.

  • @20fuckingwhacks81
    @20fuckingwhacks81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I loved every minute of filming this 👍

    • @chickentoucher55
      @chickentoucher55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      legend

    • @daneilrafael4824
      @daneilrafael4824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Karen guy must be your brother now isn't he? He made you so famous. If someone made me famous or did something truly good for my life, that person is very special to me and I'll remember that person.

    • @20fuckingwhacks81
      @20fuckingwhacks81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Guy & I are good friends & hes a totally amazing person & he will always have a special place in my heart

    • @katrinaunclez8412
      @katrinaunclez8412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks so much 20 fkn whacks ... You had me rolling - best laugh ive had in months ... You are genuine comedy Gold 🤣💚

    • @MungoBungo00
      @MungoBungo00 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @20fuckingwhacks81 🤩 G'day from Fremantle, Western Australia. 🌏
      Your adoring fans would love to see you re-enact some famous scenes from the old 1980s TV series Prisoner. 📺
      I reckon you'd be fkn great fun at playing at least 6 of the main characters.
      Pretty please? 😁
      @NewZealandToday don't skimp on the budget for wigs mate. They'll need to be made of the finest spray-painted pillow stuffings that money can buy.👑

  • @lulurobot2065
    @lulurobot2065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Guy lost everything from covid 3 months ago. Kazza such a legend she’s sharing her house to sleep in and helping him with his TH-cam channel. Guy gunna owe a lot of whacks.

    • @daneilrafael4824
      @daneilrafael4824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know GUY will bounce right back up to the top where he belong with the best comedian. I don't watch any comedian these days but GUY you're very clever smart. I've been your fan since I've discover you. NZ Legend.

    • @madsword19
      @madsword19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aye? What happened to Guy?

    • @samoanfreak3455
      @samoanfreak3455 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madsword19 it's a reference to how "Phil" shacked up with Karen and robbed her.. from the phone call, if you owe her $20, and you don't pay ... You get 20 fuckin whacks😂

    • @jackiebrown3083
      @jackiebrown3083 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment wins 🎉

  • @bernmahan1162
    @bernmahan1162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You two have a really organic chemistry! I love Karen's sound and practical advice on relationships and the law. Guy, you are the only person who could elicit such responses. Karen, you are a mighty star, a person with a proper fuckin personality inside! Gimme more!!!

  • @amyjanedoe
    @amyjanedoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Karen be on her sports commentary history buzz for real though 🙌🏽

  • @tarnz7944
    @tarnz7944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Awesome Karen .. take note Guy she is truly a rebel without a cause lol

  • @aidorrocks
    @aidorrocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i'm so excited for this podcast. i'm only 5 minutes in & i absolutely love it already!!!

  • @daneilrafael4824
    @daneilrafael4824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Guy Williams if you ever seen my comment. Just letting you know. You're really good at what you do. You make people happy, you make people smile. Keep doing what you do best we loved

  • @stuupid_
    @stuupid_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Absolute masterpiece of a podcast, I love it

  • @emmaholloway2516
    @emmaholloway2516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is epic!! I bloody love Karen, she is so friggen funny. Can't wait for the next episode!

  • @kiki.arielscrystalco
    @kiki.arielscrystalco 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing. Loveeeeee it. Can't wait for ep 2!

  • @TheDickieP
    @TheDickieP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is too good. Far too good. Keep it up, you absolute legends

  • @thedappercook
    @thedappercook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Its criminal that you sold your rights to TV3 and therefore can no longer put entire episodes up on TH-cam. BUT its genius you have started a podcast! Cant wait for more episodes.

    • @thirdbird1863
      @thirdbird1863 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You win sir 👏👏👏👏

  • @lkuc06
    @lkuc06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rebel without a cause podcast, bring on the next! The advice from this woman is bloody priceless, onya Kazza.

  • @seariousjones
    @seariousjones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best thing you ever did Guy-teaming up with Karen! Bloody legend. Full. Stop. Living like you mean it.

  • @yasmin1821
    @yasmin1821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The podcast I never knew I needed 🤣🤣🤣 plz call episode 2 "Karen, the rebel without a cause" lol

  • @pastorofmuppets8834
    @pastorofmuppets8834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm so full of joy and happiness and I'm only thirty seconds in!
    My kids are a little young to listen with me yet. I'll wait a couple of years until the youngest turns 5, then we'll listen as a family.

  • @rachelbennett233
    @rachelbennett233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Excellent. Looking forward to more :)

  • @michaelturner-maclean5551
    @michaelturner-maclean5551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'We had lighters, we were good😏' Karen is a legend!!😅Bring her back for the season finale🔥
    Love the contrast in outfits too, lookin' gorge Guy!

  • @JoTracy
    @JoTracy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've only just discovered this today but already it ranks as the best podcast in the history of podcasts 🙌

  • @NickMate
    @NickMate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was great. Love Karen!

  • @southoripper
    @southoripper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was epic.. for sure one of the best podcasts ever!

  • @robinharris1837
    @robinharris1837 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is amazing. Please don't stop these

  • @Bazrad68
    @Bazrad68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm loving this. What a great idea

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "fuck off. fuck off. fuck off" bit was iconic

  • @amyjanedoe
    @amyjanedoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best cold opener ever in the history of podcasts 💀😂

  • @rockyndae7702
    @rockyndae7702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro that was awesome True content💯😆 chur kaza💪🏾much aroha mate💯👍🏾

  • @Anthonyholdway
    @Anthonyholdway 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You remain the funniest TH-cam channel to me right now! Have not let me down haha

  • @jrnaki903
    @jrnaki903 ปีที่แล้ว

    Karen's remedies for life, fun, excitement, and laughter .....all the best Karen

  • @graemeandrews7344
    @graemeandrews7344 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was so funny!!! Please keep doing more!!

  • @loose_unit
    @loose_unit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my new favourite podcast! :D

  • @minnietoot9704
    @minnietoot9704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Could Karen bring a photo of her when she was a teenager to show us? Id love to see it

  • @jacobmayhew132
    @jacobmayhew132 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really do thoroughly enjoy these!!! 😂

  • @cohenirwin7586
    @cohenirwin7586 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is GOLD!!!!!

  • @yessiryousir
    @yessiryousir 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the best podcasts i have ever listened too!!

  • @okokok11888
    @okokok11888 ปีที่แล้ว

    Marvellous poddy guys , I mean guy x1 and Karen. Cheers

  • @kmr985
    @kmr985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looking forward to the next podcast!

  • @Echophenomena
    @Echophenomena 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this, thanks Guy

  • @davespanksalot8413
    @davespanksalot8413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was terrific!!!

  • @christiansnyder8761
    @christiansnyder8761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It was the joke of the year mate, well done."

  • @macdaddy3917
    @macdaddy3917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    will watch every episode of this.

  • @joshuawindsor7163
    @joshuawindsor7163 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe I'm only just finding this. Pure gold

  • @555X
    @555X ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @2x4noah
    @2x4noah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This makes surving 2021 worth it

  • @Ossiep
    @Ossiep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this.

  • @Boredtuba
    @Boredtuba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Karen, restoring the name! Good job.

  • @lkuc06
    @lkuc06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cannot believe i needed this podcast in my life.

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is gold. Do NOT fuck with Karen!

  • @freebeerishere
    @freebeerishere 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    loved this

  • @timlawry3390
    @timlawry3390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the greatest podcast I’ve every seen

  • @chefcamsey1375
    @chefcamsey1375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your content always good

  • @beneltonturkeyslap
    @beneltonturkeyslap 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is amazing

  • @marcelocueto2952
    @marcelocueto2952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We all love you Guy!

  • @vailima49aston99
    @vailima49aston99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man she’s like the kiwi Aunty we all like to visit from time to time cheers from Takanini

  • @SCUFFEDAUSSIE
    @SCUFFEDAUSSIE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the best 🤣🤣

  • @JasperHayward
    @JasperHayward 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so good

  • @Waimapu_Wahine
    @Waimapu_Wahine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the famous words of Norm MacDonald- “I’m a deeply closeted homosexual", ("so you’re gay?", “No, I am a deeply closeted homosexual") - perhaps that’s where you’re at Guy?

  • @jordandonaldsonellis8396
    @jordandonaldsonellis8396 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEST PODCAST PLEASE UPLOAD DAILY

  • @tedheath9018
    @tedheath9018 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love this

  • @tomfitzgerald4760
    @tomfitzgerald4760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this gift

  • @kaylagorrie
    @kaylagorrie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was the best podcast of my life

  • @brookmohamed2230
    @brookmohamed2230 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best thing on the internet

  • @sandwichgroper
    @sandwichgroper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Guy Williams and Karen Hill on a podcast?? Faaark yeah!!! Love you both. This is my dream podcast. All the love from Western Australia.
    Edit: the guy who didn’t die from COVID clearly died because he forgot to blow on the pie! The evidence is right there. Bought a pie, failed to blow on it…. DEAD.

    • @lislenz670
      @lislenz670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always ‘blow’ on the pie…. Damn straight 👍🇳🇿😎🥧

  • @amyjanedoe
    @amyjanedoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:29 omfg bahaha too good 💀💀💀

  • @horzradish4914
    @horzradish4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    karen is a national treasure

  • @watermelon2223
    @watermelon2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Karen returns once again

  • @amelialouise9089
    @amelialouise9089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is incredible

  • @jadepurcell6645
    @jadepurcell6645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    best podcast iv heard yet 🤣

  • @liamrobinson6872
    @liamrobinson6872 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't know how I haven't come across this as a taupudlian, but it is perfect

  • @Cashiez
    @Cashiez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, love the prison story!

  • @atlantarosa7275
    @atlantarosa7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that convo about sexuality, as a queer non-binary person it's definitely a possibility that guy experiences some sort of internalised homophobia, which i feel we all experience because it's so engrained in our culture. I'm glad he's open to the discussion though, even correcting karen respectfully and the fact he can admire same sex relationships as an ally is quite cool. it's so refreshing to actually see an (i'm assuming) straight cis male doing what should be the bare minimum. chur guy, you are hilarious and i respect the hell outta you. i just binged watched all the podcast episodes and i'm really hoping more are coming because they are so funny, Karen reminds me of the grandmother i wish i had hahaha

    • @AwakenedAvocado
      @AwakenedAvocado 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well done for taking it completely out of context and being brainwashed by a fantasial ideology

    • @atlantarosa7275
      @atlantarosa7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AwakenedAvocado LMAO WHAT??? completely outta context. i watched the whole thing. and what does brainwashed by fantasial ideology even mean, like what could that even mean relating to what i said at all. went and ruined my nice comment fr.

  • @mattyreardon3593
    @mattyreardon3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My grandad was cop in NZ during the war. He had his own cells.
    He never locked them when he had people inside and they are what my grandma would cook for the family.
    My dad used to go into the cells and talk with the inmates and they would tell him stories at night. Grandad said everyone made mistakes and should be treated equally. They slept on straw beds apparently with a candle for light. Hence why he didn't lock the cells. He couldn't live with himself if someone accidentally set fire to their bed and died in his cells.
    He also said there's nowhere to hide in NZ.
    I think you might have the last decent cops left.
    Rip Charlie Reardon.

    • @mattyreardon3593
      @mattyreardon3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alfiy_Wolf for the inmates. Yep. She didn't cook them like a cannibal.

    • @karlrensburg3472
      @karlrensburg3472 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good sorts. R.i.p Charlie Reardon.

  • @aguyfromnewzealand3392
    @aguyfromnewzealand3392 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    NZ today is back 🤣🥳🎊 Well I don't know if it was the best podcast the world has ever seen but it certainly was the most random "kiwi" podcast 🤣

  • @JohnHeads0
    @JohnHeads0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Outstanding

  • @northwall9243
    @northwall9243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Karen's amazing, what a show

  • @professorzerocool
    @professorzerocool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guy Williams is a legend 😎 so funnnnny

  • @tekawarobb
    @tekawarobb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well this escalated real quick 😆😆😆

  • @KMK21
    @KMK21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go Karen!! U crack me tha F**k up!!

  • @Viniter
    @Viniter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aotearoa, the land of the greatest podcasts!

  • @megarusso
    @megarusso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will die for this podcast

  • @iamcarbonandotherbits.8039
    @iamcarbonandotherbits.8039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's midnight in Liverpool England and caught it just right. For once.

  • @n.z.s.l2676
    @n.z.s.l2676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GUY, READ MY COMMENT. I AM GOING TO WATCH EVERY FUCKING SECOND OF YOUR PODCAST, DONT EVER STOP THIS GOLD CONTENT. PLEASE. I LOVE YOU.

  • @donbrashsux
    @donbrashsux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3 tabs of 1970s acid ...OMG ..that’s some ride

  • @berniemckinley4988
    @berniemckinley4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legend ! Now that’s the Karen we need

  • @kiwigold
    @kiwigold 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man so good! Also funny I saw Guy do standup at Big Boys Toys years ago and my mate told me he was bisexual so I always just believed that

    • @ange6468
      @ange6468 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always figured he was a bit wierd but never figured he was a Bum Bandit.

  • @PerryMardon
    @PerryMardon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fantastic

  • @provethemwrong5604
    @provethemwrong5604 ปีที่แล้ว

    In Australia we have drive thru subways everywhere 😂

  • @JC-uj6tz
    @JC-uj6tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The New Zealand Today Experience

  • @Dunkskins
    @Dunkskins 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As far as podcasts go, this is fuckin right up there. Fantastic.

  • @slateduraxkiz424
    @slateduraxkiz424 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Karen is amazing🙌

  • @Cashiez
    @Cashiez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Quote "cause iv got a fucking brain" haha classic

  • @tomdingle761
    @tomdingle761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice Podcast! when will you upload episode 2? weekly?

  • @georgien9119
    @georgien9119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so funny

  • @jacklaughton1357
    @jacklaughton1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best podcast

  • @snoodr666
    @snoodr666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Big stuff right here