as a trans person myself that segment is immensely entertaining. like you can tell they’re trying to not be insensitive about it but they also have _no clue_ what they’re talking about lmao
+brothercartman give me some fUCKIN POP TARTS ALREADY GOD IT'S LIKE THESE AREN'T ALREADY MINE AND YOU BOUGHT THEM FOR YOURSELVES OR SOMETHING YOU SELFISH SADISTIC BASTARDS but yeah if you have any i wouldnt mind
She was CRAZY. We'd be making out and I was 15 or 16 so I'd try to make advances (we all did) and she'd just get off and start talking about some random bullshit 🤦♂️. I flat out dumped her because she was that annoying and I couldn't take it.
I don't know if you're going to see this Austin but I had almost the same experience as you did. This kid my school wanted to spend the night at my house so I was like okay cool but when I got tired and everything he just wanted to stay up and yours is like jumping on my bed and turn the light back on and being all crazy and it was really pissing me off. Worst night ever
To be honest...I didn't give a flying crap about the game. I just love uncle Austin's storytime.
Jukka Pesonen same
Ditto. Austin's stories just always crack me the fuck up.
cut my knees into pieces this is my last tree fort
Fortication, no sleeping
lol
don't give a fuck of my legs are dirty, infection
This is my last tree fort
😂😂😂
"I want to explain...but to save time, I hit him with a rock"
laughed my ass off.
"Well I WANT to explain it, but to save time I hit him with a rock."
I can't imagine saying anything as insightful as that when I was ten xD
"his lady-boy-husband-wife"
Jared: Oh so she’s transgender
Austin: No she just got surgeries to make her a woman
THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF TRANSGENDER
I was thinking the same thing like tf is a thai boy🥴
as a trans person myself that segment is immensely entertaining. like you can tell they’re trying to not be insensitive about it but they also have _no clue_ what they’re talking about lmao
Love coming back to watch these. Austin is seriously another level of funny. He deserves so many more followers and subs
This was too funny, especially the thing about impressing 8 years olds. We need more of these stories for sure.
LMFAO,"You guys got any pop tarts from the other day?"
"Like it was an event."
My god you guys make me laugh. Thank you
I love dickey's childhood stories
DickeyDines...You dudes should go on Twitch! Would love to watch you guys in real time! Get it done!
I totally agree with this!
They will get swatted!!!
I kinda wish the video was longer but not really complaining, great storys
You guys need to do a podcast or something because I love these stories.
But srsly you still got any of those pop tarts?
+brothercartman give me some fUCKIN POP TARTS ALREADY GOD IT'S LIKE THESE AREN'T ALREADY MINE AND YOU BOUGHT THEM FOR YOURSELVES OR SOMETHING YOU SELFISH SADISTIC BASTARDS but yeah if you have any i wouldnt mind
I fuckin lost it when Austin said "so u can remember u used to fuck a guy?" I fuckin lost it. That story was fuckin incredible
I absolutely love story gaming it's like addictive to watch. Haven't laughed so much in a long time
"HeydoyouguyshaveanymorePopTarts??"
Killed me.
I didn't even pay attention to the gameplay. Austin's stories are too entertaining.
if this video was an hour long i'd watch it all
Yall had amazing childhoods....you REALLY make mine seem like shit.
I actually really enjoy Austin's stories xD
these need to be at least twice as long
Dickey has the best stories
Head wounds bleed really bad. Even a small cut bleeds like crazy.
“Lady-boy-husband-wife”-Austin Dickey 2016
+thedickeydinesshow Austin should do stand up I swear, that guy is fucking hilarious. Bae left me, but I can count on you guys to make me smile
I love this, this is so far one of my favorites! Thanks for the laughs! XD
Thought that spider was real. 😖
+The Cakeman I'm sorry dude! XD
More of these please :)
His "lady boy husband wife" ...xDD
Id like to see more of this
there needs to be more videos like this. this was fucking hilarious.
I didn't even see gameplay. I was just listening to stories. It's such a good time! XD
someone really needs to animate these
Should just make a whole new series called: story time with Dickey. I’d watch it
5:18
I can relate to all of those stories.
"Ouh, there's a squirrel!"
I fucking lost my shit :D
lmfao oh man that takes me back lol
More of this!
you should do a house tour.
Yes
+yorklovesrush yes
More story times with dickey
I love the game story videos
i love you guys
This is the best thing ever lol
"Lady boy husband wife"
You guys should play some old school NES, Genesis or SNES games to compliment the nostalgia of your stories.
Oh cool! Battlefront gameplay! Hell yeah!
More more!
I ate a salad half way through this I felt like it needed to be said.
Raymoondo! wuggady wuggady wuggady
DARK SOULS PLAYTHRU
YESH
I really love be the stories guy they're awesome and remind of how stupid my friends and I are \m/ you should really do these more and have a good day
i would love to see this on twitch live
I fucking lost it...lmfaooooooo
An Aerosmith song comes to mind
dickie ur stories are gold
The whole story about adhd kid getting hit with a rock brings back a bad high school memory of dating a girl with adhd. Terrible decision of mine
She was CRAZY. We'd be making out and I was 15 or 16 so I'd try to make advances (we all did) and she'd just get off and start talking about some random bullshit 🤦♂️. I flat out dumped her because she was that annoying and I couldn't take it.
It seriously sounds like Austin is describing me when I was about 5... All of this sounds familiar...
The statute of limitations has run out, I hope...
I don't know if you're going to see this Austin but I had almost the same experience as you did. This kid my school wanted to spend the night at my house so I was like okay cool but when I got tired and everything he just wanted to stay up and yours is like jumping on my bed and turn the light back on and being all crazy and it was really pissing me off. Worst night ever
OMFG im dead. MY NAME IS TATIANA（≧∇≦）
Wore you once a boy?
Jared play a horror game play Outlast
i know this has nothing to deal with the video but i wish everybody has a nice day
You too man! :D
It sounds like Austin says the N word at the very beginning
He’s saying “near your” but it’s kind of slurred and at first I was surprised
Hey man look at me rockin' out
I'm on the radio
PolarViking Viking Hey man look at me rockin' out
+Januro I'm on the Radio!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What city are you guys from?
You know, you don't even have to play games in a future video. I think I speak for many people in saying that most of us watch for the stories
one of you should play a game. and the other narrate it over emotionally in screams
more please aha
WHEN NEW FILM IN JARED DINES CHANNEL???
hope is a prison when new grammar in hope is a prison comment
so cut my knees and black my fort
I have adhd dude my life is happy
This is so dickey and dines, team playing not vs playing
Can we have one of these gaming vids w/ kaytilee??
Gan10000001 lmao
Broforce Please
ehmm... game name?
Star Wars battlefront
Says in the thumbnail bro
Dickeyfighter7861 Thanks. On faceboook the thumbnail was cut off. Can you put the names of games in the description?
1v1 with heroes next time
awaken their inner homosexuality
I wouldn't be surprised if They fell In love with each other. xD
Just kidding! xP
You guys are playing easy arnt you?
Yeah haha we didn't want to get rekt because we were preoccupied telling stories haha
respondeme Jorge
lol wut?
Thailand's.. Ladyboys..
Ugh Endor is the worst map, Sullust is like the only one I do
4:50 and thats on transohobia
It's Austin when he was like 10, cut him some slack. Austin was referring to her as she the whole time.
Jared no offense, but you are clueless at battlefront
Low key rlly problematic language surrounding trans people. This was a psa from your local angry Tumblr kid your welcome
Low key rlly problematic language surrounding trans people. This was a psa from your local angry Tumblr kid your welcome
no one cares
Well fuckin' go back.