I thought I would only have to go through the horrors of social exclusion, mediocre drugs, and chronic masturbation once at the age of 16, but these weird grandad-teenagers are telling me, in the hardest possible rhymes, that it’s waiting for me again when I turn 60. I’m petrified but I can’t stop listening
YES !!!! If you guys do that all is forgiven - even that albino rhinoceros of an PM - and I´ll be rootin´ for them to win ! These old coots would rock that show so hard XD
I have been devastated since this was removed from Spotify around two years ago. I'd pay to stream it on there myself. Always grateful for your projects. Thanks boys, and best to Kevin.
Kevin's dancing is almost too pure for this music lmao. Songs about drugs and death and self hatred and dude's just all smiles busting a move in what appears to be a lawn bowling garden 10/10
That transgender line is unironically more validating than anything I've heard before as a transman Edit: y'all are getting too worked up about a sex joke. Maybe you guys need some
@@garbagemancan looks like you should get a new hobby mate, life looks pretty miserable just spent being hateful to others on the internet for no good reason
"I play the horns, the horns of death. A girl said hi, now I'm obsessed. Stick it in the wank bank, back to the nest then it's candlelight lay back and caress." These lyrics melt my face.
Let's all take a moment to appreciate the solid nod to the crew at the end there. It's the behind-the-scenes help that really pulls these productions together. Paul and his tripod is the real MVP
Norman truly dives deep into the difficult and conflicting feelings one often feels towards an ex. The combination of latent love and newfound resentment can cause cognitive dissonance that is hard to deal with. He simultaneously wants the worst and best for his ex, offering a backrub in once sentence and threatening violence in the next. Truly, Norman Pain captures the struggles of a person who misses their ex, wants the best for her, and is still angry at her for hurting him (not that i would know).
My favourite part of this is at 1:12, during the line, "Now I got a cat and his name is Patrick, PKJ got jealous and attacked it", PKJ is sitting in the background looking depressed.
This is comparable to the greatest classics, pure poetic perfection. "Do you want a backrub, do you want to die, do you want to catch up, do you want to cry, do you want a piece of the painful pie."
I love how the Northern Boys, The Pete and Bas collabs, and the solo Norman Pain stuff are all completely different genres and vibes. The diversity in styles with Norman alone is crazy.
ikr? it's the vulgar, disgusting honesty about being an older man mixed with usual shit in rap like drugs n sex (and the absurdity lmao). No rapper wants to mention getting old. They'd rather admit to murder (literally. a lot). Kinda raw to b upfront about it
Norman Pain, of all people, being one of the few pro-trans people in all of TERF Island, makes me so fucking happy I cannot express it in words. Absolutely incredible stuff.
"Big old balls they drag me down" Never have I heard more wiser commentary on the current state of our world, congratulations Norman Pat and Kev on another beautiful track
I can’t stop playing party time. it’s such a good fkn tune and I would go nuts if I were able to see it live. I would leave the country to see live lol
You know how every once in a while you stumble upon something that you just KNOW is special? This is how I feel after discovering The Northern Boys earlier this week. How incredible
As Matt said, check out PKJ and Norman's solo tracks and also Pete and Bas, they often have these boys on. You gotta hear Windowframe Cypher I and II if you haven't
I think what I like best about this and Party Time is how it is such a stark contrast to how things are approached in other genres of modern music. Sex, drugs, and mental illness in modern stuff is equal parts lamented and glorified. Even when it goes bad, it turns into a mournful romanticisation with that "wilted flower" and "starving, misunderstood artist" appeal and aesthetic. The Northern Boys take it much, much farther. Everything sounds happy and upbeat, but there's very obvious anguish and despair in every word. It's not even ironic, it's just what it is. Every encounter and abuse of substances isn't even framed as real relief, it's just more pain, but a different sort. Every song is hilarious and honest, in content it's no different from other modern songs like it, but there's nothing to aspire to, so it's even better because there's no looking at it with rose colored glasses.
My favorite part is the closing dance as the song ends featuring Kevin noticably keeping a 4 count to stay in time. What a legend. His soul is the rhythm.
voice of a generation, but we're not sure which yet
All of them
This is for sure boomer posting and we will miss them.
agreed, 100% boomer posting, shit like this'll be gone with them unfortunately
transgenerational
@@dextros_laboratory this
I’m pleased The Northern Boys weren’t just 1 hit wonders 🫡
Frrrr
Normans got a bunch of great music on TH-cam just solo
If you haven't you should listen to them on Pete and Bas' songs
The whole crew been making music for years
@@BigMoneyBigWinner what channel?
"Special thanks to Paul for lending us his tripod" is too fucking funny to me
Out of a medley of awesome - I have to admit - that cracks me the f**k up.
Hell yeah... this made me laugh so hard. 🤣
Paul, you're legend! 🌟
I thought I would only have to go through the horrors of social exclusion, mediocre drugs, and chronic masturbation once at the age of 16, but these weird grandad-teenagers are telling me, in the hardest possible rhymes, that it’s waiting for me again when I turn 60. I’m petrified but I can’t stop listening
Don't worry after 40 what few friends you have left start dying.
@@cletusmartin4628 😂
@@cletusmartin4628 so you’re saying there’s a silver lining
@@go_away_plz yeah, the funeral strippers and grieving widow sex can't be beat
Not only that, but you're never to old to reach C list internet fame through rap music
Born too late to explore the planet, born too early to explore the universe, born at the right time to enjoy the northern boys.
It's never too late for a number 3 or 4 🤘🤘🤣
Just go explore the ocean. I'll guide you.
jeesus fuck-- the song was good, but this comment is going to stay on my clipboard for at least 48 hrs.
@@deanosaur808 I know what a number three is now (and that's a piss, shit, wank inna tree m8) but man what's a number 4?!
best comment ever
This song being taken off Spotify is my villain origin story
Mine too
i was just checking to see why i hadnt heard it in awhile in spotify im devastated
Same thing for apple music
Still livid cuz they funny for that one😒😒
Anyone ever figure out why, it’s been driving me crazy that I can’t put this banger on any of my playlists
This got me so excited I'm going for a number 3
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
WHATS THE WORTH
@@MysticMuttering fuck the universe till it hurts
Whilst having a gang bang to Jackson 5?
Thats a pis and a shit and a wank in the tree right?
please can we enter this for eurovision omfg
YES !!!!
If you guys do that all is forgiven - even that albino rhinoceros of an PM - and I´ll be rootin´ for them to win !
These old coots would rock that show so hard XD
There would be no competition if we entered this ngl
Euro doesn't appreciate good artistry anymore, so..
@@rastas_4221 that was SO rigged like how much of a coincidence is it that sweden won and are gonna be hosting on the year of abbas 50th anniversary
German here, you would get my vote for the first time.
I have been devastated since this was removed from Spotify around two years ago. I'd pay to stream it on there myself. Always grateful for your projects. Thanks boys, and best to Kevin.
Jokes aside, Patrick genuinely has one of the hardest flows Ive heard in a while, plus hes got the voice for it.
Kevin's dancing is almost too pure for this music lmao. Songs about drugs and death and self hatred and dude's just all smiles busting a move in what appears to be a lawn bowling garden
10/10
The latter day Bez.
I need to see a picture of Kev and Bez shaking hands to confirm they are not the same person.
@@Dr_C_Smith that would be like crossing the streams. These universes must live in ignorance of each other.
Kev is honestly the best hype man ever
Mood.
That transgender line is unironically more validating than anything I've heard before as a transman
Edit: y'all are getting too worked up about a sex joke. Maybe you guys need some
You'll LOVE their new track "Give it to Me" then.
disfigured and grotesque shadow of a woman*
@@garbagemancan looks like you should get a new hobby mate, life looks pretty miserable just spent being hateful to others on the internet for no good reason
@@garbagemancan no bitches?
consider yourself a transman, any objections to me considering you as a transbrother? fucking solidarity all the way!
Another banger from Norman and Patrick. And their mate Kevin STILL killing it with that step.
dont forget about paul, the tripod lending guy!
@@malinskiii they forgot about Paul 😭
dont forget about the old guy dancing around 2:27
@@LaughDonk I'd say it's Paul
@@buckflanger no he just walked in you can see in the pervious shots
The skill and consistency of kev shouldn't be underplayed
He's been working on those moves at family weddings and over 30s nights on package holidays for years, you can just see it.
He's been hitting the clubs two-stepping in his black school shoes.
lolz
MVP of the group
@@bodins The absolute disrespect to Paul who leant them his tripod.
I came here from a fan AMV of Chilchuck from Dungeon Meshi
Same.
me too, what an introduction
could someone link me the video now im so curious
SAAAAAAME
@pikkupelaaja6526 you got a link?
It’s probably been said, but Patrick is legit not only the hardest rapper of 2022 but one of the hardest rappers ever
Oh thats being said since 2019 when he dropped that crazy dark album
Pkj always packing
@@mmm6325 wait what album? I need to listen to this asap
@@ryanglover3867 twins of darkness volume 1 it's on TH-cam and SoundCloud
Top 5 rappers alive:
Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon and Dylon. He spits hot fire.
The thing people don't understand is that kevin's verse is all through non-verbal communication. Just astonishing.
Yeah I can't believe he said something so controversial yet so true 😂 /s
@@BoatingMyFloat what did he say that was controversial?
@@nope7269 kevin is the guy dancing! he doesn't sing. the /s tag meant 'sarcastic'
Yeah, it was so moving.
For sure... he's the Marcel Marceau of rap. And he never went to any fancy academy either, just a natural.
Calvin Harris got too intimidated by the superior use of his beat and got this masterpiece taken off spotify
Norman really knows how to get that gargley grit into his voice. It's a very enviable rap style.
Has a great timbre for sure!
He’s the fiercest MC since DMX.
Gargley grit hah
Dude absolutely kills shit lyrically and with his Cadence
I'm getting married in a few weeks, what a treat to be able to play this for the guests! Cheers lads! Miami won't know what's hit it!!!
@@CiciColino cheers! They're Venezuelans which makes it all the better hahahah
Cheers !
@@pilipala4003 lol nic congratz bro
Florida man strikes again!
Yoooo! How'd it go?!
"I play the horns, the horns of death. A girl said hi, now I'm obsessed. Stick it in the wank bank, back to the nest then it's candlelight lay back and caress."
These lyrics melt my face.
Bars harder than a lead pipe to the knees
got me on the stubs begging "girl, oh please"
And the smile when he says "obsessed"! That really makes the whole thing shine.
I smile every time I hear ''Big ol' balls they drag me down''
Yoooo same! That shits so hype!
Yeah the horns of death line makes me smile every time also 🤣
My gf and I say it out loud all the time, no other context needed 😂
With the bass setting in - pure gold (like Norman's balls)
🎶🎶🎶BIG OLE BALLS THAT DRAG ME DOWN🎶🎶🎶
"American Boy" was already an inspired choice of sample but holy shit "Acceptable In The 80s" might even surpass it
when i realized what song they used i got so excited. amazing sample choice
@@kontsakeisari what sample is it?
@@cooperfrank9312 it's from American Boy by Estelle
Genuinely
@@cooperfrank9312 this song is Acceptable In The 80s by Calvin Harris
Let's all take a moment to appreciate the solid nod to the crew at the end there. It's the behind-the-scenes help that really pulls these productions together. Paul and his tripod is the real MVP
I'm waiting for the day that Kevin drops the filthiest bars that put Patrick and Norman to shame. Until that day, you guys are the best I've heard!
In the meantime just enjoy his blisteringly hot dance moves
Kev absolutely ripping it up with those moves
Absolute madlad
I wanna hear a Kev verse
@@iamadogguys Nah PKJ and Norman are actual rappers. Kev is there to do his thing and it all works together
Kev: great hype man, or greatest hype man of all time?
@@zombiebot2342 he is the hype
Norman truly dives deep into the difficult and conflicting feelings one often feels towards an ex. The combination of latent love and newfound resentment can cause cognitive dissonance that is hard to deal with. He simultaneously wants the worst and best for his ex, offering a backrub in once sentence and threatening violence in the next. Truly, Norman Pain captures the struggles of a person who misses their ex, wants the best for her, and is still angry at her for hurting him (not that i would know).
Heck yes, I adore serious analysis of goofy and crass music(Non-ironically).
Every time I listen to this song, I see your comment in my head now. And I love it ^^
Mm, yes, quite.
I'm going through this right now, what a way to put it. Thanks for help rationalizing this feeling.
@@StudioNostalgik🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favourite part of this is at 1:12, during the line, "Now I got a cat and his name is Patrick, PKJ got jealous and attacked it", PKJ is sitting in the background looking depressed.
I didnt even notice! That is such a good detail
Oh crap. I was confused what he meant. Thank you.
Who's pkj?
Still confused, Donno wtfk I saw 🪚
@@Numenides Patrick Karney junior
This is comparable to the greatest classics, pure poetic perfection.
"Do you want a backrub, do you want to die, do you want to catch up, do you want to cry, do you want a piece of the painful pie."
Everyone one of his lines in every song has been absolute fucking fire.
An impressive bar foresure.
Read it as he said it
*slice
I can picture this as a Pink Floyd line
for way too long i thought this group just hired these old dudes for their videos lololol makes it so much better knowing thats them
I love how the Northern Boys, The Pete and Bas collabs, and the solo Norman Pain stuff are all completely different genres and vibes. The diversity in styles with Norman alone is crazy.
I strongly recommend you to check PKJ horrorcore album with his twin brother Roy (RIP). Can't get enough of the OGs 🔥
@@sebastianbardon391 where can we find it?
@@bartman7181 I couldn't find it in Spotify. It's here in YT, Twins of Darkness is called. Patrick Karneigh Junior the artist.
@@sebastianbardon391 thank you dude
@@bartman7181 My pleasure! The art is gold and "Cover it in shit" it's on my top10 songs of the year.
Have a nice weekend, Barto
This song actually goes so fucking hard. I can't believe a few old men from the North of England can rap better than most actual artists these days
Are you saying The Northern Boys arent actual artist? Because as far as i'm concerned they are the only real ones right now
Legit, I'm enjoying Rap after so long man...
I'm not big into rap but Patrick's solo album Twins of Darkness is good too.
@@MooseKaboose_OG I think he's clearly not saying that
ikr? it's the vulgar, disgusting honesty about being an older man mixed with usual shit in rap like drugs n sex (and the absurdity lmao). No rapper wants to mention getting old. They'd rather admit to murder (literally. a lot). Kinda raw to b upfront about it
I cannot express how much I unironically love these guys' music 🤣
norman and patrick are gifts unto this world on their own, we don't deserve the combined package, every second brings such joy
Agreed, they are greater than the sum of their parts
Don't leave Kev hanging like that
@@cheeseabowl lmao
@@cheeseabowl ur absolutely right, kev ur the homie im sorry for letting u down, its so good to have you and without you it just wouldnt be the same
Put some respect on our mate Kevin
1:00 possibly the realest bar of all time
Norman Pain, of all people, being one of the few pro-trans people in all of TERF Island, makes me so fucking happy I cannot express it in words. Absolutely incredible stuff.
The gent in the suit just vibing and dancing is how I feel around my friends when it's their turn to vent and I want to be supportive
"Big old balls they drag me down"
Never have I heard more wiser commentary on the current state of our world, congratulations Norman Pat and Kev on another beautiful track
its norman , PATRICK and kev. Pete is from the hit duo pete and bas
@@jackkyle1083 think Pat auto corrected to Pete on me keyboard, don't worry it's all sorted now
Lads your lyrics are the most heartfelt I've ever heard, beautiful stuff
Collab surely
@@qb9music yessir let's get Normal Patrick and Kev on a track with me 🔥
@@mtsg3761 and who are you?
@@komiismywaifu7616 your mum's husband
My Spotify hasn't been the same since this got taken down
First Norman said “consent” and then he said “trans rights”. What a legend
I like how you have both of those terms in quotations despite the fact that he didn't say either of those things
@@Deathstock I like how no one asked
@@andreasjacobsen91239 I did, what now?
@@andreasjacobsen91239 so did I
why do you have to involve your bizarre ideology in everything
"Do you want a slice of the Painful pie" is so fucking hard.
Norman Pain knows how to use his name in the lines and make it work
Nice to see the young folk are out there doing music.
I can’t stop playing party time. it’s such a good fkn tune and I would go nuts if I were able to see it live. I would leave the country to see live lol
Dog if they did a tour with just these two songs, I would pay a LOT of money to go see it.
It’s been a near daily play for me too
They're touring the UK in November 😉
@@theonionqueen3519 😂
10 minutes since this was debuted, watched it 3 times....I don't understand how it can be so good
It's so good I agree, I'm listening to it again
You know how every once in a while you stumble upon something that you just KNOW is special? This is how I feel after discovering The Northern Boys earlier this week.
How incredible
I've never wanted to respect my elders harder.
never wanted to visit the bowls club more, normally just sit on the bush next to the fence at night
Based
Ha ha best comment
I must be high! I read that as elders hard-on! 😂😂
I'm not joking when I say The Northern Boys are my new favorite musical group. How do you guys only have 2 golden bangers?
Their individual work is worth listening to
As Matt said, check out PKJ and Norman's solo tracks and also Pete and Bas, they often have these boys on. You gotta hear Windowframe Cypher I and II if you haven't
Perfection takes time to brew
Thanks again Paul for the tripod🙌🙌🙌
Kevs the number one hype man. The mans got that special shuffle
We all appreciate each and every one of you….
we love you norman
You're a fuckin legend man
keep playing those horns my man! but also find peace
We got love for you even though you wasn't born in the 80s! 🤩
@norman pain you guys are legends
Listening here, 'cause the song isnt avaible on spotify anymore
Kev’s dancing hasn’t changed, yet it somehow feels even more magical now…
Kev takes 'dad dancing' to a whole new level. 🤯 No wonder Bez retired.
The northern boys are possibly the best rap group of all time
They've made a fantastic start for sure, but 'The 2 Live Crew' were funny af back in the day, although it of course sounds dated now.
One of the greatest, funnest songs ever made. I’m OBSESSED. I wish it was back on Spotify 😭
Write to Calvin 😅
I think what I like best about this and Party Time is how it is such a stark contrast to how things are approached in other genres of modern music. Sex, drugs, and mental illness in modern stuff is equal parts lamented and glorified. Even when it goes bad, it turns into a mournful romanticisation with that "wilted flower" and "starving, misunderstood artist" appeal and aesthetic. The Northern Boys take it much, much farther. Everything sounds happy and upbeat, but there's very obvious anguish and despair in every word. It's not even ironic, it's just what it is. Every encounter and abuse of substances isn't even framed as real relief, it's just more pain, but a different sort. Every song is hilarious and honest, in content it's no different from other modern songs like it, but there's nothing to aspire to, so it's even better because there's no looking at it with rose colored glasses.
this is it, great comment it's really refreshing to hear this sound from senior UK spaffer's - gwin fo a number 3 back in 5
Don't deconstruct it ffs, just enjoy.
@@sunnyjim1355 I can do both. Deconstructing it adds another layer of enjoyment of it for me and makes me appreciate it even more.
True! Well stated!
@@sunnyjim1355 has to be satire, theres no way someone is thinking this deep about Norman Pain fisting a transgender man.
My new favorite boy band
Harry Piles won't by happy 🤣
@@deanosaur808 maybe I'll like them one day when they become old and based
@@sharp937 or when you are older and wiser 😂 just kidding man, like what you like 👍
Why did this get taken off Spotify? Absolute banger
I wanna know too! It was a daily listen for me!
ik im so upset ahhhh
I imagine copyright. Maybe they didn't clear the rights to use the music
@@richardcarr1900 what is the background music in this? Can't place it
@@BhfuilIAm1312 it's acceptable in the 80s by Calvin Harris
I couldn’t imagine how y’all were gonna top “Party Time” and then you come out with this banger. Absolutely incredible, Snooker Team never disappoints
Found this song from the line about a trans man, what an absolute banger! Gonna have this in my head on repeat
This shit lives in my head rent free lol
I wish these guys were our Eurovision entry
I can feel my depression lifting with every ludicrously well-crafted bar. God Bless The Northern Boys et al
The most incredible British vibes on display here. Absolute banger.
See id have more respect for the older generation if they all spit bars this hard
The background story of the guy in the red jacket joining the group was just icing on the cake
I literally can’t get over the fact that their rhymes are so perfect. Like fuck. I WANT MORE!
Botchamania and Northern Boys. Name a more iconic duo.
Can't think of one lmao
happy days are here again
they're technically a trio, though
Not the sequel we deserved, but the sequel we needed.
Outstanding stuff gents.
this is one of those songs you play over and over again without realising
the day they took this off spotify i was devastated
when you're happy you listen to the music. when you're emotional, you listen to the lyrics......
Uncle Bal's complete disregard for contemporary TH-cam thumbnail etiquette is a thing of glory and wonder and entirely punk rock 😤
Uncle Bal does the editing?!
@@aydon1276 He makes the tea, that much is for certain, and I am pretty sure he has his fingers in all the pies
@@aydon1276 it's his channel so he does the uploads at least
PKJ is my favorite of the group his lines always make me laugh but Norman is wild 😂 he goes off every time
Yeah, I love Patrick. He’s such a laugh 😂
Norman is so talented too :)
Another absolute banger from these fine cultured gentlemen, thank you Paul for letting them use your tripod. On behalf of the world we thank you.
Both of the songs are classified as masterpieces. The lyrics are brilliantly done in both songs , with an absolutely head banging beat
Turning the beats of "American Boy" and "Acceptable in the 80s" into absolute bangers is super impressive.
Love rap growin out into every workin class across the world
This is potentially the greatest tune of all time
How is this better than most modern rappers. Another classic from the Northern Boys
Love the northern boys, and big thanks to Paul for the tripod
Anyone in favour of setting up a patreon for Paul?
love the trans rep in this one, glad my favorite elderly british rappers support me
Oh he’ll support you right up to the elbow
This is actually a banger. Shoutout to the best backup dancer of all time.
i'm obsessed with these dudes, literally everything they drop is a banger. norman's voice and flow are infectious, dude has such a unique sound
I love that they have their own dancing Bez.
Sit down Bez, Kevin's here now.
Thank you boys 🏳️⚧️
Anyone else just going back and forth between this and Party Time on a 2 song loop for hours on end? Yeah? Thought so.
Hell yeah man! There's no music comparable to this man!
I feel you dude. These two need to collab as much as possible, both of them do solo stuff but both of them on a song is so unique and legendary
For the last 45 minutes
Nobody has pointed out PKJ's ad-lib of "auugh!" like he's getting attacked by his nephew's friends at 1:41 and it's the FUNNIEST thing in the video
This song has been looping in my head for around a week now and I'm convinced it might be the only thing getting me through the day at this point
The first line sets the standard and it remains absolutely consistent the whole way through.
just insane, im obsessed with these guys
First party time, and now this banger? My Xmas wish is for either an EP or LP of the northern boys. Such a fantastic combo.
My favorite part is the closing dance as the song ends featuring Kevin noticably keeping a 4 count to stay in time. What a legend. His soul is the rhythm.
Another banger from the NORTHERN BOYS
It’s art like this why I wake up every morning.
hope this gets released on streaming soon!! 🤞 youse guys are legends
This needs to be spread all over the internet this band is pure gold
AGAIN?? A PERFECT BOP AGAIN????? THE NORTHERN BOYS ARE UNSTOPPABLE
If you're wondering what the sample is, it's "Acceptable in the 80s" by Calvin Harris.
Just goes to show that youre never too old to drop a stankin beat with the boys
If these guys release an album then I'd genuinely get up early and queue for it!
"Que for it" You must be from the UK. We in the USA ruined English for everyone. Speaking of UK, what's the game they're playing?
Be a bigger queue than for the queen
@@namco003 it's a bowling green. For playing bowls.
Wish this banger was on spotify
Can't tell you how happy these songs make me 😂