Hawkodile: What’s going on? Gobba: All the grownups are jumping at the trampoline place, and the kids are just sitting around. Hawkodile: (throws megaphone in the air and catches it) Hey Kids! Kids: (looks up at them) Hawkodile: You know what time it is? Kids: (still staring at them) Hawkodile: It’s rapping, and dance time! (music plays) Kids: (dancing with them) Hawkodile: Jumping high, feel the bounce, On this trampoline, we’ll dance! Flyin’ through the air, no need to stress, With every hop, we’re feeling our best! Kids: (starts jumping with them) Hawkodile and Gobba: Jump, jump, bounce and spin, Feel the rhythm, let the fun begin! Trampoline life, we’re soaring free, Join the dance, come bounce with us! Gobba: Watch me flip, watch me roll, On this trampoline, I’m in control! The higher we go, the more we laugh, Every bounce together, we’ll take the path! Gobba and Hawkodile: Jump, jump, bounce and spin, Feel the rhythm, let the fun begin! Trampoline life, we’re soaring free, Join the dance, come bounce with us! Hawkodile: Keep it moving, don’t slow down, Feel the beat, let’s rock this town! Jumping together, we’re a lively crew, With every bounce, there’s more to do! Hawkodile and Gobba: Jump, jump, bounce and spin, Feel the rhythm, let the fun begin! Trampoline life, we’re soaring free, Join the dance, come bounce with us! Kids: (jumping on trampoline place now)
Flain: Hawk, you’re here. Hawkodile: Am I too late? Teslo: No, of course not. You’re just in time. Glomp: Hey Hawk, we’re doing some Jackass. Want to join the fun? Hawkodile: I would love that. Glomp: He said ok. Torts: Yayyyyyy! Zorch: (runs fast and lights gobba on fire) Gobba: Ahhhhh! (runs) All: (laughing harder) Hawkodile: (gets catapult) Shuff: (loads rock and launches it) Rock: (lands on Flain crashing him) Flain: Ahhhhh! All: (laughs harder losing it) Glomp: You should’ve seen the look on your face, Flain. Hawkodile: (waters Flain making him frozen) Flain: Ahhhh, Hawk, Stoooooop! (now frozen into ice) All: (laughing harder) Teslo: Hold still for a moment. Vulk: Um ok. Vulk: Why am I hold- Teslo: (electrocutes interrupting him) Vulk: ahhhhhh! All: (laughing) Snoot: Try out my latest invention, The Jetpack 4000. Torts: Alright. Snoot: (pushes button) Torts: Yaaaaaaaaah!!! (flying but ends up crashing) Snoot: Torts!!! All: (laughing) Torts: That was awesome. Flain: (pushes teslo) Teslo: ahhhhhh (falls) Nixels: (attacks Teslo) All: (laughing) Shuff: (rings doorbell) Gobba: (knocks) Punching Glove: (punches both of them harder) Both: Owwww! All: (laughs more harder)
Hawkodile: Boom, boom, boom, Ha-ha! Ready for action, We never relaxing, is everlasting, Not clashing, not at all, But see, my boy went to do a little acting, Now, that's for anyone asking, give me one pass 'em, Drip-drip-drop, there goes an eargasm, Now you coming out the side of your face, We tapping right into your memory banks, thanks! Hawkodile: So click it or ticket, let's see your seat belt fastened, Trunk rattling, like two midgets in the backseat wrestling, Speakerboxxx vibrate the tag, Make it sound like aluminum cans in the bag, But I know y'all wanted that 808, Can you feel that B-A-S-S bass? But I know y'all wanted that 808c Can you feel that B-A-S-S bass? Snoot: I like the way you move, I like the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way, I love the way you move, I love the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way. Hawkodile: The whole room fell silent, all paused, Turning left, turning right, are they looking at me? Well I was looking at them, there there on the dancefloor, Now they got me in the middle, feeling like, no discrimination here, squirrel. Hawkodile: Let me study how you ride the beat, Give them something to remember, Yell out "Timber!" when you fall through the shop, Take a deep breath and exhale, boring as hell, But let me listen to the story you tell, And we can make moves like a person in jail, On the low. Snoot: I like the way you move, I like the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way, I love the way you move, I love the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way. Snoot; Hey, don't you stop it, Come on, dance all around me (Look so fine), You look so fine (Look so fine), You driving me out of my, out of my mind, Out my mind, ooooh, If I could, I would just be with you, Oooh, 'cause you light me, and excite me And you know, you got me, woo! Snoot: I like the way you move (I like the way you move), I like the way you move (Ooh), wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way (Ooh), I love the way you move (I love the way you move), I love the way you move (Ooh), wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way, I like the way you move, I like the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way.
Hawkodile: Can I kick it? Flain: Yes, you can! Hawkodile: Can I kick it? Flain: Yes, you can! Hawkodile: Can I kick it? Flain: Yes, you can! Hawkodile: Can I kick it? Flain: Yes, you can! Hawkodile: Can I kick it? Flain: Yes, you can! Hawkodile: Can I kick it? Flain: Yes, you can! Hawkodile: Can I kick it? Flain: Yes, you can! Hawkodile: Well, I'm gone Flain: Go on then! Hawkodile: Can I kick it? To all the people who can Quest like A Tribe does, Before this, did you really know what live was? Comprehend to the track, for it's why 'cause. Hawkodile: Getting measures on the tip of the vibers, Rock and roll to the beat of the funk fuzz, Wipe really good on the rhythm rug, If you feel the urge to freak, do the jitterbug, Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug. Hawkodile: Afrocentric living is a big shrug, A life filled with fun, that's what I love, A lower plateau is what we're above, If you diss us, we won't even think of, Will the doggy give a big shove? This rhythm really fits like a snug glove, Like a box of positives is a plus, love, As the Tribe flies high like a dove, Can I kick it? Can I kick it? Gobba: Can I kick it? Hawkodile: Yes, you can! Gobba: Can I kick it? Hawkodile: Yes, you can! Gobba: Can I kick it? Hawkodile: Yes, you can! Gobba: Can I kick it? Hawkodile: Yes, you can! Gobba: Can I kick it? Hawkodile: Yes, you can! Gobba: Can I kick it? Hawkodile: Yes, you can! Gobba: Can I kick it? Hawkodile: Yes, you can! Gobba: Well, I'm gone. Hawkodile: Go on then! Gobba: Can I kick it? To my tribe that flows in layers, Right now, Gobba is a poem sayer, At times, I'm a studio conveyor, Mr. Dinkins, would you please be my mayor? Gobba: You'll be doing us a really big favor, Boy this track really has a lot of flavor, When it comes to rhythms Quest is your savior, Follow us for the funky behavior, Make a note on the rhythm we gave ya. Gobba: Feel free, check your hair, Do you like the garments that we wear?, I instruct you to be the obeyer, A rhythm recipe that you'll savor, Doesn't matter if you're minor or major, Yes, the tribe of the game, rhythm player, As you inhale like a breath of fresh air.
Radio: 103.9 The Beat! 4batz: I'll come and slide by 8 p.m., And send a text to your DM, Five hunnid for your hair, Two hunnid for your nails, You runnin' out of shoes to wear, So I bought you another pair. 4batz: Girl, I got you another dress, So bring your up-down them stairs, I buy you because you rare, And plus because you know I care, you know you love it here, That's why you keep on comin' near, You can't compete, I swear (nah, for real), He tried, but now he look too weak, baby. 4batz: I'll come and slide by 8 p.m.. And send a text to your DM, Five hunnid for your hair, Two hunnid for your nails, You runnin' out of shoes to wear, So I bought you another pair, You runnin' out of shoes to wear, So I bought you another pair. (music slows down) 4batz: I'll come and slide by 8 p.m., And send a text to your DM, Five hunnid for your hair, Two hunnid for your nails, You runnin' out of shoes to wear, So I bought you another pair. Torts: It’s 103.9, Merry Christmas Eve to everyone, only 1 more day until Christmas Day comes. Chris Brown: Don't know when my nights became so complicated, Can't recall my mornings, Ever being this faded, Maybe this is karma, Definition of jaded, Uh, This stays on my mind, This stays on my mind, Tryin to put a muzzle on my crazy feelings, One minute I'm cool, And then the next I'm trippin, No, With somebody new, I swear he don't deserve this, Wasted all my time, he’s still on my mind. Chris Brown: Do we build it up? Build it up? Just to let it wash away, Tell me did I lace you up, Lace you up, Just to watch you run away, Please, Tell me who, who's getting all my love? Love, Who's getting all my love, Tell me who, who's getting all my time, All of that used to be mine, Oh. Chris Brown: Who did you teach what I taught you, Ooh oh ooh oh, Better not give him my nickname, I don't like thinking about it, I swear that it's wearing me down, No, But tell me, who, Who's getting all of my, Who's getting all of my residuals, Who, Who's getting all of my, Who's getting all of my residuals, Who, Who's getting all of my, Who's getting all of my residuals. Chris Brown: Made it clear you didn't wanna see the sequel, I was lying when I said the feeling's mutual, No, It took some time to realize that we are different people, And love is blind, I see love is blind. Chris Brown: Did we build it up, Build it up, Just to let it wash away, Tell me did I lace you up, lace you up, Just to watch you run away, Please tell me, Who, Who's getting all my love, Who's getting all my love, And tell me who, Who's getting all my time (My time nah), All of that used to be mine (Believe it) Who did you teach what I taught you, Better not give him my nickname, I don't like thinking about it, I swear that it's wearing me down, No. Chris Brown: So tell me, Who, Who's getting all of my, Who's getting all of my, residuals, Who, Who. Radio: 103.9 The Beat, #1 for Hip Hop! Kendrick Lamar: God knows, I am reincarnated, I was stargazin', Life goes on, Woke up lookin' for the broccoli, High-key, keep a horn on me, that Kamasi, ownership, the blueprint is by me, Mr. Get Off, I get off. Debbie Deb: When I hear music, it makes me dance, You got the music, now is your chance. Kendrick Lamar: couldn't try me in the tri-state, Buddy pass, bet I get him splashed 'til he hydrated, Bounce out, know he spook town, eyes dilated, I got the money and the power both gyratin', I feel good, get out my face, Look good, but shе don't got no taste, I walk in, walked out with the safe, Mando, let me know what the play. Kendrick Lamar: I got hits, I got bucks, I got new paper cuts, I got friends, I got foes, but they all sitting ducks, Hit his turf and get crackin', double back like a deluxe, 50 deep, but it ain't deep enough, a plea, there he go, beat him up, Fallin' from my money tree, and it grow throughout the months. Kendrick Lamar: the camera, speed off, yeah, it's us, I feel good, get out my face, Look good, but she don't got no taste, I walk in, walked out with the safe, Mando, let me know what the play, Squabble up, squabble up, Squabble up, squabble up, Squabble up (mm, mm), squabble up (mm, mm), Squabble up (mm, mm), squabble up. Kendrick Lamar: Hol' up (hol' up), Where you from? (Where you from?), I'm finna go dumb (finna go dumb), Sideways (sideways), Bunk skunk (bunk skunk), Fever (fever), I'm on one (I'm on one). Kendrick Lamar: Thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, baby rockin' it, Quid pro quo, what you want? 'Cause I'm watchin' it, Work on the floor, let me know if you clockin' it, Brodie won't go, but I know that he poppin' it, It was woof tickets on sale 'til I silenced it, Pipe down, young, these some whole other politics. Kendrick Lamar: with him and some in him, that's a lot, Don't hit him, he got kids with him, my apologies, Ghetto child, it was Black & Milds with the Smirnoff, Yeehaw, we outside, whoadie 'bout to kill him off, it's a fact, this a brick of raw, Tell me, why you rap if it's fictional? Tell me, why you fed if you criminal? Kendrick Lamar: "Hey Dot, can I get a drop?" I'm like, "nah", Ace from the Westside to Senegal, It's a full moon, let the wolves out, I been a dog (ah), I feel good, get out my face, Look good, but she don't got no taste, I walk in, walked out with the safe, Mando, let me know what the play, Squabble up, squabble up, Squabble up, squabble up, Squabble up (mm, mm), squabble up (mm, mm), Squabble up (mm, mm), squabble up.
(Smosh intro) Ian: SHUT UP! Anthony and Ian: So, what do you want to do? Woah, that's crazy. Man, we've been spending way too much time together. Like damn. Like damn! Damn! Anthony and Ian: Okay, stop copying me. Stop copying me! Dude, this is kinda freaking me out. Okay, you stop talking and I'll say something. Say something! No, you don't talk, I will! No! YOU! YOU DON'T TALK! Anthony and Ian: Damn it! Okay, seriously, what the (bleep)? I got it, say something completely random. Ready? One, two, three, BANANARAMA! WHAT THE (bleep)?! WHY WOULD YOU THINK TO SAY THAT TOO? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD! Okay, let's just not talk. (They stopped talking for twelve seconds and exhaled in) Anthony and Ian: Okay, it's gotta be over now. (Bleep), I know, let's just uh, text each other instead. (They texted, "Bananarama" and sent it at the same time) Anthony and Ian: Why the hell would you say that again?! It doesn't even make sense! This has to stop now! I'm serious, stop! Stop Anthony and Ian: (talking faster) I'm talking so fast, you can't possibly keep up with what I'm saying! Anthony and Ian: Damn it! AAH! Woof woof! Even animal noises?! God! Meow. (Bleep)! That's it! Anthony and Ian: I'm gonna knock you out so I don't have to hear your stupid voice saying everything I'm saying! Eat this, (bleep)! Anthony and Ian: Wait, I don't know how to punch! (Ian hits the wall, gets knocked out) Anthony: Ah, It's finally over. Cop: (enters) Stop right there! Why did you murder him? Anthony: You got it all wrong man, something really weird happened and we started saying everything at the same time and it was driving us crazy but, now it's over. (shakes cop) It's finally over! Cop: Meh. (drops his gun) Anthony and Cop: Oh, let me get it. Oh, sorry about that. Did you say the same thing I said? It's happening again. Anthony and Cop: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Michael (Narrator): (stopped the video) So the talking curse continued for years on end. So children, be-wary for if ever you speak at the time as someone else, the curse might fall on you--. Alex: Hey Michael, what are you doing? Michael: Oh just finish up this narration about some phony talking curse. Alex: Well when you finish up, wanna grab lunch? Michael and Alex: Absolutely! Haha, very funny. No seriously, cut that out; I need to finish this narration. Stop that. Fine, I think we have to take care of this the old fashion way. Michael and Alex: (pulled out gun) Really, you're not gonna back down on this one? Damn you curse. Damn you! Both: (shots are heard)
Orange: Kinda lonely in here all by myself. Dane: (walks into the kitchen with a cooler, which he puts on the counter) Orange: Hey! What's that? Dane: (opens the cooler and takes Other Orange out of the cooler) Other Orange: Whoa! That was fun! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! Orange: Hey, you're an orange! Other Orange: Hey, you're an orange! Orange: I'm an orange! Other Orange: I'm an orange! Orange: That's what I said! Other Orange: That's what I said! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! You want to hear a joke? Other Orange: Okay! Orange: Why'd the chicken cross the... Other Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! Orange: What? Other Orange: Why did the orange go blind? Orange: Huh? Other Orange: Cause he was low on Vitamin See! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: Hey, Guess What!? I was telling jokes! Other Orange: Get it? Vitamin See? Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! What did the orange say before he went to work? Other Orange: "Back to the rind!" Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: Hey! That's my joke! Other Orange: hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! How many oranges does it take to screw in a lightbulb?! Other Orange: (grunts and Farts) Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: What was that?! I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just ... Other Orange: (farts again) Other Orange: Ooh! There was a little pulp in that one! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: What is wrong with you?! Other Orange: I think I'm a little ripe! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: Oh yeah? Well I bet you can't do this! (burps and laughs) Other Orange: Oh, anybody can do that, watch! (burps long and loudly) Told you I'm ripe! Orange: You're annoying! Other Orange: No! I'm not! I'm an Orange! Orange: Well you're... Other Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! Why did the orange fall out of the tree?! Orange: Because you're stupid?! Other Orange: Because he went out on a limb! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Orange: Irrrrrrrrrr. Other Orange: (still laughs) Dane: (brings a juicer) Orange: (sees it and smiles) Other Orange: (laughing) I'm so funny, I tell the best jokes in the world! Orange: Hey, Orange! Other Orange: What? What is it, Orange? Orange: Knife! Other Orange: Huh? (Daneboe cuts Other Orange in half) Other Orange: (screams) Orange: (laughs) Other Orange: (screams as he is juiced) Orange: Hey, Orange! Way to go, you've got lots of guts! (laughing) Get it? Guts? (laughing) Other Orange: (stops screaming, along with the juicer is taken away) Orange: Ahh, that's a lot better, piece and quiet. (Daneboe brings in a cooler again) Orange: Hey, what are you doing? (Daneboe dumps the Orange Group out of the cooler) Orange Group: Hey! Watch out. Whoa! Ah! Geez! Orange: No! Orange Group: Hey! Another orange! Hey, it's another orange! Hey! Another orange! Hey, Orange! Orange: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hawkodile: What’s going on?
Gobba: All the grownups are jumping at the trampoline place, and the kids are just sitting around.
Hawkodile: (throws megaphone in the air and catches it) Hey Kids!
Kids: (looks up at them)
Hawkodile: You know what time it is?
Kids: (still staring at them)
Hawkodile: It’s rapping, and dance time!
(music plays)
Kids: (dancing with them)
Hawkodile: Jumping high, feel the bounce, On this trampoline, we’ll dance! Flyin’ through the air, no need to stress, With every hop, we’re feeling our best!
Kids: (starts jumping with them)
Hawkodile and Gobba: Jump, jump, bounce and spin, Feel the rhythm, let the fun begin! Trampoline life, we’re soaring free, Join the dance, come bounce with us!
Gobba: Watch me flip, watch me roll, On this trampoline, I’m in control! The higher we go, the more we laugh, Every bounce together, we’ll take the path!
Gobba and Hawkodile: Jump, jump, bounce and spin, Feel the rhythm, let the fun begin! Trampoline life, we’re soaring free, Join the dance, come bounce with us!
Hawkodile: Keep it moving, don’t slow down, Feel the beat, let’s rock this town! Jumping together, we’re a lively crew, With every bounce, there’s more to do!
Hawkodile and Gobba: Jump, jump, bounce and spin, Feel the rhythm, let the fun begin! Trampoline life, we’re soaring free, Join the dance, come bounce with us!
Kids: (jumping on trampoline place now)
Cool gameplay.
Flain: Hawk, you’re here.
Hawkodile: Am I too late?
Teslo: No, of course not. You’re just in time.
Glomp: Hey Hawk, we’re doing some Jackass. Want to join the fun?
Hawkodile: I would love that.
Glomp: He said ok.
Torts: Yayyyyyy!
Zorch: (runs fast and lights gobba on fire)
Gobba: Ahhhhh! (runs)
All: (laughing harder)
Hawkodile: (gets catapult)
Shuff: (loads rock and launches it)
Rock: (lands on Flain crashing him)
Flain: Ahhhhh!
All: (laughs harder losing it)
Glomp: You should’ve seen the look on your face, Flain.
Hawkodile: (waters Flain making him frozen)
Flain: Ahhhh, Hawk, Stoooooop! (now frozen into ice)
All: (laughing harder)
Teslo: Hold still for a moment.
Vulk: Um ok.
Vulk: Why am I hold-
Teslo: (electrocutes interrupting him)
Vulk: ahhhhhh!
All: (laughing)
Snoot: Try out my latest invention, The Jetpack 4000.
Torts: Alright.
Snoot: (pushes button)
Torts: Yaaaaaaaaah!!! (flying but ends up crashing)
Snoot: Torts!!!
All: (laughing)
Torts: That was awesome.
Flain: (pushes teslo)
Teslo: ahhhhhh (falls)
Nixels: (attacks Teslo)
All: (laughing)
Shuff: (rings doorbell)
Gobba: (knocks)
Punching Glove: (punches both of them harder)
Both: Owwww!
All: (laughs more harder)
Hawkodile: Boom, boom, boom, Ha-ha! Ready for action, We never relaxing, is everlasting, Not clashing, not at all, But see, my boy went to do a little acting, Now, that's for anyone asking, give me one pass 'em, Drip-drip-drop, there goes an eargasm, Now you coming out the side of your face, We tapping right into your memory banks, thanks!
Hawkodile: So click it or ticket, let's see your seat belt fastened, Trunk rattling, like two midgets in the backseat wrestling, Speakerboxxx vibrate the tag, Make it sound like aluminum cans in the bag, But I know y'all wanted that 808, Can you feel that B-A-S-S bass? But I know y'all wanted that 808c Can you feel that B-A-S-S bass?
Snoot: I like the way you move, I like the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way, I love the way you move, I love the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way.
Hawkodile: The whole room fell silent, all paused, Turning left, turning right, are they looking at me? Well I was looking at them, there there on the dancefloor, Now they got me in the middle, feeling like, no discrimination here, squirrel.
Hawkodile: Let me study how you ride the beat, Give them something to remember, Yell out "Timber!" when you fall through the shop, Take a deep breath and exhale, boring as hell, But let me listen to the story you tell, And we can make moves like a person in jail, On the low.
Snoot: I like the way you move, I like the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way, I love the way you move, I love the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way.
Snoot; Hey, don't you stop it, Come on, dance all around me (Look so fine), You look so fine (Look so fine), You driving me out of my, out of my mind, Out my mind, ooooh, If I could, I would just be with you, Oooh, 'cause you light me, and excite me And you know, you got me, woo!
Snoot: I like the way you move (I like the way you move), I like the way you move (Ooh), wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way (Ooh), I love the way you move (I love the way you move), I love the way you move (Ooh), wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way, I like the way you move, I like the way you move, wooo, I love the way you move, I love the way, I love the way.
Awesome
Hawkodile: Can I kick it?
Flain: Yes, you can!
Hawkodile: Can I kick it?
Flain: Yes, you can!
Hawkodile: Can I kick it?
Flain: Yes, you can!
Hawkodile: Can I kick it?
Flain: Yes, you can!
Hawkodile: Can I kick it?
Flain: Yes, you can!
Hawkodile: Can I kick it?
Flain: Yes, you can!
Hawkodile: Can I kick it?
Flain: Yes, you can!
Hawkodile: Well, I'm gone
Flain: Go on then!
Hawkodile: Can I kick it? To all the people who can Quest like A Tribe does, Before this, did you really know what live was? Comprehend to the track, for it's why 'cause.
Hawkodile: Getting measures on the tip of the vibers, Rock and roll to the beat of the funk fuzz, Wipe really good on the rhythm rug, If you feel the urge to freak, do the jitterbug, Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug.
Hawkodile: Afrocentric living is a big shrug, A life filled with fun, that's what I love, A lower plateau is what we're above, If you diss us, we won't even think of, Will the doggy give a big shove? This rhythm really fits like a snug glove, Like a box of positives is a plus, love, As the Tribe flies high like a dove, Can I kick it? Can I kick it?
Gobba: Can I kick it?
Hawkodile: Yes, you can!
Gobba: Can I kick it?
Hawkodile: Yes, you can!
Gobba: Can I kick it?
Hawkodile: Yes, you can!
Gobba: Can I kick it?
Hawkodile: Yes, you can!
Gobba: Can I kick it?
Hawkodile: Yes, you can!
Gobba: Can I kick it?
Hawkodile: Yes, you can!
Gobba: Can I kick it?
Hawkodile: Yes, you can!
Gobba: Well, I'm gone.
Hawkodile: Go on then!
Gobba: Can I kick it? To my tribe that flows in layers, Right now, Gobba is a poem sayer, At times, I'm a studio conveyor, Mr. Dinkins, would you please be my mayor?
Gobba: You'll be doing us a really big favor, Boy this track really has a lot of flavor, When it comes to rhythms Quest is your savior, Follow us for the funky behavior, Make a note on the rhythm we gave ya.
Gobba: Feel free, check your hair, Do you like the garments that we wear?, I instruct you to be the obeyer, A rhythm recipe that you'll savor, Doesn't matter if you're minor or major, Yes, the tribe of the game, rhythm player, As you inhale like a breath of fresh air.
Nice! 🌲
Radio: 103.9 The Beat!
4batz: I'll come and slide by 8 p.m., And send a text to your DM, Five hunnid for your hair, Two hunnid for your nails, You runnin' out of shoes to wear, So I bought you another pair.
4batz: Girl, I got you another dress, So bring your up-down them stairs, I buy you because you rare, And plus because you know I care, you know you love it here, That's why you keep on comin' near, You can't compete, I swear (nah, for real), He tried, but now he look too weak, baby.
4batz: I'll come and slide by 8 p.m.. And send a text to your DM, Five hunnid for your hair, Two hunnid for your nails, You runnin' out of shoes to wear, So I bought you another pair, You runnin' out of shoes to wear, So I bought you another pair.
(music slows down)
4batz: I'll come and slide by 8 p.m., And send a text to your DM, Five hunnid for your hair, Two hunnid for your nails, You runnin' out of shoes to wear, So I bought you another pair.
Torts: It’s 103.9, Merry Christmas Eve to everyone, only 1 more day until Christmas Day comes.
Chris Brown: Don't know when my nights became so complicated, Can't recall my mornings, Ever being this faded, Maybe this is karma, Definition of jaded, Uh, This stays on my mind, This stays on my mind, Tryin to put a muzzle on my crazy feelings, One minute I'm cool, And then the next I'm trippin, No, With somebody new, I swear he don't deserve this, Wasted all my time, he’s still on my mind.
Chris Brown: Do we build it up? Build it up? Just to let it wash away, Tell me did I lace you up, Lace you up, Just to watch you run away, Please, Tell me who, who's getting all my love? Love, Who's getting all my love, Tell me who, who's getting all my time, All of that used to be mine, Oh.
Chris Brown: Who did you teach what I taught you, Ooh oh ooh oh, Better not give him my nickname, I don't like thinking about it, I swear that it's wearing me down, No, But tell me, who, Who's getting all of my, Who's getting all of my residuals, Who, Who's getting all of my, Who's getting all of my residuals, Who, Who's getting all of my, Who's getting all of my residuals.
Chris Brown: Made it clear you didn't wanna see the sequel, I was lying when I said the feeling's mutual, No, It took some time to realize that we are different people, And love is blind, I see love is blind.
Chris Brown: Did we build it up, Build it up, Just to let it wash away, Tell me did I lace you up, lace you up, Just to watch you run away, Please tell me, Who, Who's getting all my love, Who's getting all my love, And tell me who, Who's getting all my time (My time nah), All of that used to be mine (Believe it)
Who did you teach what I taught you, Better not give him my nickname, I don't like thinking about it, I swear that it's wearing me down, No.
Chris Brown: So tell me, Who, Who's getting all of my, Who's getting all of my, residuals, Who, Who.
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Kendrick Lamar: God knows, I am reincarnated, I was stargazin', Life goes on, Woke up lookin' for the broccoli, High-key, keep a horn on me, that Kamasi, ownership, the blueprint is by me, Mr. Get Off, I get off.
Debbie Deb: When I hear music, it makes me dance, You got the music, now is your chance.
Kendrick Lamar: couldn't try me in the tri-state, Buddy pass, bet I get him splashed 'til he hydrated, Bounce out, know he spook town, eyes dilated, I got the money and the power both gyratin', I feel good, get out my face, Look good, but shе don't got no taste, I walk in, walked out with the safe, Mando, let me know what the play.
Kendrick Lamar: I got hits, I got bucks, I got new paper cuts, I got friends, I got foes, but they all sitting ducks, Hit his turf and get crackin', double back like a deluxe, 50 deep, but it ain't deep enough, a plea, there he go, beat him up, Fallin' from my money tree, and it grow throughout the months.
Kendrick Lamar: the camera, speed off, yeah, it's us, I feel good, get out my face, Look good, but she don't got no taste, I walk in, walked out with the safe, Mando, let me know what the play, Squabble up, squabble up, Squabble up, squabble up, Squabble up (mm, mm), squabble up (mm, mm), Squabble up (mm, mm), squabble up.
Kendrick Lamar: Hol' up (hol' up), Where you from? (Where you from?), I'm finna go dumb (finna go dumb), Sideways (sideways), Bunk skunk (bunk skunk), Fever (fever), I'm on one (I'm on one).
Kendrick Lamar: Thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, baby rockin' it, Quid pro quo, what you want? 'Cause I'm watchin' it, Work on the floor, let me know if you clockin' it, Brodie won't go, but I know that he poppin' it, It was woof tickets on sale 'til I silenced it, Pipe down, young, these some whole other politics.
Kendrick Lamar: with him and some in him, that's a lot, Don't hit him, he got kids with him, my apologies, Ghetto child, it was Black & Milds with the Smirnoff, Yeehaw, we outside, whoadie 'bout to kill him off, it's a fact, this a brick of raw, Tell me, why you rap if it's fictional? Tell me, why you fed if you criminal?
Kendrick Lamar: "Hey Dot, can I get a drop?" I'm like, "nah", Ace from the Westside to Senegal, It's a full moon, let the wolves out, I been a dog (ah), I feel good, get out my face, Look good, but she don't got no taste, I walk in, walked out with the safe, Mando, let me know what the play, Squabble up, squabble up, Squabble up, squabble up, Squabble up (mm, mm), squabble up (mm, mm), Squabble up (mm, mm), squabble up.
(Smosh intro)
Ian: SHUT UP!
Anthony and Ian: So, what do you want to do? Woah, that's crazy. Man, we've been spending way too much time together. Like damn. Like damn! Damn!
Anthony and Ian: Okay, stop copying me. Stop copying me! Dude, this is kinda freaking me out. Okay, you stop talking and I'll say something. Say something! No, you don't talk, I will! No! YOU! YOU DON'T TALK!
Anthony and Ian: Damn it! Okay, seriously, what the (bleep)? I got it, say something completely random. Ready? One, two, three, BANANARAMA! WHAT THE (bleep)?! WHY WOULD YOU THINK TO SAY THAT TOO? IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL WORD! Okay, let's just not talk.
(They stopped talking for twelve seconds and exhaled in)
Anthony and Ian: Okay, it's gotta be over now. (Bleep), I know, let's just uh, text each other instead.
(They texted, "Bananarama" and sent it at the same time)
Anthony and Ian: Why the hell would you say that again?! It doesn't even make sense! This has to stop now! I'm serious, stop! Stop
Anthony and Ian: (talking faster) I'm talking so fast, you can't possibly keep up with what I'm saying!
Anthony and Ian: Damn it! AAH! Woof woof! Even animal noises?! God! Meow. (Bleep)! That's it!
Anthony and Ian: I'm gonna knock you out so I don't have to hear your stupid voice saying everything I'm saying! Eat this, (bleep)!
Anthony and Ian: Wait, I don't know how to punch!
(Ian hits the wall, gets knocked out)
Anthony: Ah, It's finally over.
Cop: (enters) Stop right there! Why did you murder him?
Anthony: You got it all wrong man, something really weird happened and we started saying everything at the same time and it was driving us crazy but, now it's over. (shakes cop) It's finally over!
Cop: Meh. (drops his gun)
Anthony and Cop: Oh, let me get it. Oh, sorry about that. Did you say the same thing I said? It's happening again.
Anthony and Cop: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Michael (Narrator): (stopped the video) So the talking curse continued for years on end. So children, be-wary for if ever you speak at the time as someone else, the curse might fall on you--.
Alex: Hey Michael, what are you doing?
Michael: Oh just finish up this narration about some phony talking curse.
Alex: Well when you finish up, wanna grab lunch?
Michael and Alex: Absolutely! Haha, very funny. No seriously, cut that out; I need to finish this narration. Stop that. Fine, I think we have to take care of this the old fashion way.
Michael and Alex: (pulled out gun) Really, you're not gonna back down on this one? Damn you curse. Damn you!
Both: (shots are heard)
Orange: Kinda lonely in here all by myself.
Dane: (walks into the kitchen with a cooler, which he puts on the counter)
Orange: Hey! What's that?
Dane: (opens the cooler and takes Other Orange out of the cooler)
Other Orange: Whoa! That was fun! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!
Orange: Hey, you're an orange!
Other Orange: Hey, you're an orange!
Orange: I'm an orange!
Other Orange: I'm an orange!
Orange: That's what I said!
Other Orange: That's what I said! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! You want to hear a joke?
Other Orange: Okay!
Orange: Why'd the chicken cross the...
Other Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange!
Orange: What?
Other Orange: Why did the orange go blind?
Orange: Huh?
Other Orange: Cause he was low on Vitamin See! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: Hey, Guess What!? I was telling jokes!
Other Orange: Get it? Vitamin See? Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! What did the orange say before he went to work?
Other Orange: "Back to the rind!" Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: Hey! That's my joke!
Other Orange: hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! How many oranges does it take to screw in a lightbulb?!
Other Orange: (grunts and Farts) Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: What was that?! I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just ...
Other Orange: (farts again)
Other Orange: Ooh! There was a little pulp in that one! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: What is wrong with you?!
Other Orange: I think I'm a little ripe! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: Oh yeah? Well I bet you can't do this! (burps and laughs)
Other Orange: Oh, anybody can do that, watch! (burps long and loudly) Told you I'm ripe!
Orange: You're annoying!
Other Orange: No! I'm not! I'm an Orange!
Orange: Well you're...
Other Orange: Hey! Hey, Orange! Why did the orange fall out of the tree?!
Orange: Because you're stupid?!
Other Orange: Because he went out on a limb! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Orange: Irrrrrrrrrr.
Other Orange: (still laughs)
Dane: (brings a juicer)
Orange: (sees it and smiles)
Other Orange: (laughing) I'm so funny, I tell the best jokes in the world!
Orange: Hey, Orange!
Other Orange: What? What is it, Orange?
Orange: Knife!
Other Orange: Huh?
(Daneboe cuts Other Orange in half)
Other Orange: (screams)
Orange: (laughs)
Other Orange: (screams as he is juiced)
Orange: Hey, Orange! Way to go, you've got lots of guts! (laughing) Get it? Guts? (laughing)
Other Orange: (stops screaming, along with the juicer is taken away)
Orange: Ahh, that's a lot better, piece and quiet.
(Daneboe brings in a cooler again)
Orange: Hey, what are you doing?
(Daneboe dumps the Orange Group out of the cooler)
Orange Group: Hey! Watch out. Whoa! Ah! Geez!
Orange: No!
Orange Group: Hey! Another orange! Hey, it's another orange! Hey! Another orange! Hey, Orange!
Orange: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!