Man, that look of worry on Burnie's face and his follow up question of "What night was it?" gives rise to the idea that maybe Gus' dream may have been more a glimpse into the future where Burnie has actual finger gun powers.
When I was a kid, an adult told me that, if I ate raw cookie dough, worms would wriggle out of my body while I slept, and then go back inside my body when I awoke. AN ADULT SAID THAT TO A KID!!!
MomsBiscuits The rumor I remember was that the amount of Yellow dye #5 was what caused shrinkage of the penis. I never drank the stuff anyway because I found it gross.
When I was younger my boyfriend drank a lot of Red Bull, and his mother tried to get him to stop drinking it by telling him it lowered his sperm count...so the surge thing could have been started by a mom.
Every time I watch this, I love Gus’ stunned “Hwat??” when Chris brought up the rumor that Surge shrank male genitals. (The reversal of the h and the w in “what” was intentional-I clearly heard an h sound in there when it’s not usually given a distinct pronunciation.)
1:37 Burnie: I didnt like alien 3 and 4 but I hope they make a new alien movie Brandon: but did you see alien 3 and 4? BRANDON HE JUST SAID HE SAW THE MOVIE AND SAID HE DIDNT LIKE IT! HOW WOULD NOT LIKE A MOVIE YOU DIDNT WATCH? im really surprised no one caught that.
Mildly interesting tidbit of useless information: Those predictable tea time energy surges? It's not really tea time, it's caused by the ad breaks of certain TV shows that have massive viewerships in Britain. If I remember correctly, one of them is Doctor Who.
The BBC doesn't have Ad breaks in their shows. Other channels do, but ones that are funded by the government don't have the ad breaks in the middle of shows.
Also to be fair to the hypothetical mom who supposedly invented the rumor, it could have been couched in something else. My own mother would tell me when I was a teenager that I should not walk around with my phone in my pocket because it’d make me sterile. She knew I wanted kids someday so she probably used that.
I like how whenever Gus talks about his dreams, he has to conclude them with him waking up and going "what the fuck?".
Haha! So true! XD
Man, that look of worry on Burnie's face and his follow up question of "What night was it?" gives rise to the idea that maybe Gus' dream may have been more a glimpse into the future where Burnie has actual finger gun powers.
He was just making sure it wasn't the same night he actually killed the cleaning lady
When I was a kid, an adult told me that, if I ate raw cookie dough, worms would wriggle out of my body while I slept, and then go back inside my body when I awoke. AN ADULT SAID THAT TO A KID!!!
My parents told me that watching Pokémon would make me go blind... I missed out on a lot of good things during my childhood.
M12GProductions I was told your arm would fall off if you stuck it out the window of a car.
The WerewolfF If the window closes on you're arm, it could
M12GProductions I was told that my tounge would become useless if I lied too much
@@blakechandler167 thats a good lie. Can your parents still talk?
Burnie learnt how to use the Spirit Gun
For anyone curious it was a dye in Surge "yellow number...something" that would cause hormonal issues in men
MomsBiscuits The rumor I remember was that the amount of Yellow dye #5 was what caused shrinkage of the penis.
I never drank the stuff anyway because I found it gross.
I don't know why but my favorite part of this wasn't the dick shrinking story but the people in the background laughing
Cris ii
As always, awesome.
The rise of Burnie, the Finger Banger
Hey Chicka Bum Bum
fun fact, they still produce and sell Surge in norway, they only changed the name to Urge
They should call it Purge.
I fucking love gus' stories so much. They're just so classic and never get old to me xD
My elementary school had the same thing but Mountain Dew
When I was younger my boyfriend drank a lot of Red Bull, and his mother tried to get him to stop drinking it by telling him it lowered his sperm count...so the surge thing could have been started by a mom.
i heard the same thing about Mountain Dew
GUS NEEDS A BIGGER CHAIR!!!!
That dream story still makes me laugh my ass off at how absurd it is.😂
Damn you're fast!
Every time I watch this, I love Gus’ stunned “Hwat??” when Chris brought up the rumor that Surge shrank male genitals. (The reversal of the h and the w in “what” was intentional-I clearly heard an h sound in there when it’s not usually given a distinct pronunciation.)
How are Burnie and Gus not best friends?
Gus is only friends with his wife and his dog
Burnies animated drive by face lol
I’m with Burnie. Alien 3&4 weren’t great but I love the first two and still want a 5th.
A sad fall of a glorious series... The predator genre is going downhill as well
2:55 Like the turkish guy from Olympia 2024 🤣
1:37 Burnie: I didnt like alien 3 and 4 but I hope they make a new alien movie
Brandon: but did you see alien 3 and 4? BRANDON HE JUST SAID HE SAW THE MOVIE AND SAID HE DIDNT LIKE IT! HOW WOULD NOT LIKE A MOVIE YOU DIDNT WATCH? im really surprised no one caught that.
3:07
The point at which Burnie realized he had to speed up his plans.
Chris, I’m also from Longview. never heard that rumor lol.
Mildly interesting tidbit of useless information: Those predictable tea time energy surges? It's not really tea time, it's caused by the ad breaks of certain TV shows that have massive viewerships in Britain. If I remember correctly, one of them is Doctor Who.
Robyn Carlisle Also soap operas. And the world cup.
The BBC doesn't have Ad breaks in their shows. Other channels do, but ones that are funded by the government don't have the ad breaks in the middle of shows.
It's more likely that the power use increase is due to kids all getting home from school around the same time.
Doctor who doesn’t have ad breaks. The BBC doesn’t even have ads.
Omg the rage everyone watching the harry potter part. 😂😂😂
Gus:Burnie was shooting with his hand gestures
Me:Burnie is Hiro shishigami confirmed!
dappur world is Hiro from Inuyashiki?
This is almost as good as the breadsticks and biscuits one
Gus watching too much Inuyashiki
Gus has all the best dreams
Also to be fair to the hypothetical mom who supposedly invented the rumor, it could have been couched in something else. My own mother would tell me when I was a teenager that I should not walk around with my phone in my pocket because it’d make me sterile. She knew I wanted kids someday so she probably used that.
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My mom would totally tell me that
I still drink Surge, it's great.
in my city blue monster was the rumor
I guess Burnie had a....Hand Gun eh? ;D
NightmareDragon whole new meaning to finger blasting
what is up with Gus and having really weird dreams
So who has normal dreams?
@@ThreadBomb i dont dream. Only darkness for me
Gus and Bernie had the same dream. Bet. Watch Burns man. Nothing weird either just noticed it.
For me it was middle school and mt.dew
Guys if u eat a tree u live forever, good luck doing that
I...I...I HAVE THE POWER
WITH ONE CLICK OF A BUTTON THAT LIKE BUTTON TURNS BLUE AND I TURN IT FROM 3.7K TO 3.8K!!!!
I...AM... A GOD!!!
Alien covenant
👈
Tusk act 1
U started the shrinking one too late
Why does Bernie have the Armenian flag on his laptop?
Probably places he has visited, like business trips.
surge is back surge.com
Haha