Let's Play Bridge Constructor on Xbox One - THE SUSPENSION IS KILLING ME
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- Bridge Constructor Xbox One gameplay: Bridge Constructor is a game in which you, yes, construct bridges. Jane and Andy take up civil engineering in this Xbox One gameplay. Subscribe for more! www.tinyurl.com...
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Wait, Andy said that The Illuminati controls anything with triangles, the letter A has a triangle in, Andy has an A and Farrant has two As. Illuminati confirmed, I guess? Andy is The Illuminati?
Jimmotep SHHH
+outsidexbox how much does this game cost?
Jimmotep Lower case A's don't count, illuminati unconfirmed :p
2 + 1 = 3, Halflumminati 3 confirmed
Ian Hopkins 8 pund
People really don't give enough credit to bridge constructors, where would we be without them? Not across any gaps, that's for sure.
Well jumping is a thing
Yolo Swaggens You expect to jump a gap that only a bridge can fill?
TWPOPT of course
+TWPOPT That's what cheat codes are for
go another way round or swim
As an engineer this deeply pains me.
Loved the unconventional design of the final bridge, as well as the suicide drivers. Who would use that thing!
We need to Kickstarter Jane and Andy Bridge Construction Ltd!
Fa1con87 No, we really, really don't
for a million pounds a test drive ill be a tester.
+Jay Kovar lol its not that bad of an idea cause if you notice after a few fail attempts they will eventually succeed all they need is a huge budget
+Stuart Finch and you probably wont survive the first test drive, especially if you're in the 2nd vehicle or if you have to test it with a tanker truck
There's a lot of suspense in this video
PowderPlays The video structure Is great, it's foundations hold up really well
PowderPlays This video helped me Bridge the gap in my downtime
PowderPlays Ugh...UGHHH...Something, something, Suspense
PowderPlays BRIDGES!
The vehicle drivers wish there's was more tho'!
For a while I was wired into this game. I steel play it every now and again, and I wood play it more, but I keep killing the people in it. There must be cement wrong with me, cars I just can't stop, and I'm surprised nobody's uncovered my trucks, because there's a dark secret I keep about this game.
Bridge constructor: featuring...
RICO RODRIGUEZ!
Wait, wha- (explosions)
Quality bridge building, I particularly like the fact that around 7:40 the bridge breaks and in the process the rest of the bridge became more stable. A truly magnificent design in my opinion.
"It mostly held together, for the entirety of its plunge down the ravine", the one sentence explanation to why Andy will never have a career in Civil Engineering
I fell like an Xbox controller is the worse for this type of game. Not really controller friendly
You're hands is just small
Glitcher Mage This is a really pointy and clicking game which that type of game is better with a mouse.
+Glitcher Mage why mr. above is a pair of hands?
+pingpong1138 This isn't a fast pace game, so it doesn't really matter. I have no issues playing it with a controller.
***** Yeah I guess that is true. I just would prefer a mouse in this situation :)
The suspension is killing me!?Alfred hand me the pun sign.
Jane and Andy's thought process: Sure, at face value, the bridge seems like it'll cause fatalities. But we won't know for sure until we send people over it and see for ourselves.
"What's everyone screaming about?"
put.. put support under the bridge..
They couldn't even make the water impacts look good? And that clipping of bridge surfaces through the concrete supports...ugh. I'll wait for a $5 sale..
the first 2 minutes of this was KIIIILLLING me. its like watching someone new play something you are a veteran at ...
Andy and Jane building a brighter and better future in the world of architecture what on earth could go wrong ow ok that just happened did you two not pay attention in bridge making school I'm glad I was not jerry he a brave soul indeed to put his faith in your bridge making skills I hope you remember his family on your Christmas card list
Lorry, maths. All our American friends over westwards must be so confused. Hah!
I'm concerned about Jane's physics degree
0:55 My first name is Lori so whenever I hear a British person say lorry I get momentarily confused.
At about 2:49 I spat tea all over my monitor, thx guys :-D
I don't know if you are so bad at it, or just doing it for entertainment.
RIP mike channel you haven't been in the past 3 videos you will be missed
Dj29hawkings Is he still stuck in that secret room?
+badr0bot nah, they kicked him out of the studio for making that car video. Ill miss him.
I'm assuming you're kidding? I hope
+matthew iberger on his hols I think
+Dj29hawkings they've et him!
I just love watching you guys play this game
u said like this on the phone but its the same thing
I feel like controller is the worst control for this game
I like your accent hahah
All those bridges, and I still can't get over this game.
My god you guys are bad at geometry...
Hey, for a rookie bridge builder a 50% success rate isn't too bad. And by "success" I mean survival.
This game is equal parts bridge simulator and vehicular death simulator. Those poor drivers...
I like how bridge constructor games haven't evolved ONE SINGLE BIT since they started showing up what is it, at least 15 years ago? The insanely outdated graphics are still clipping and the physics are ridiculously wonky for a game based on physics. Where is the DX11 style lighting and bumpmaps? Why aren't there shitloads of bricks collapsing beautifully on cars and crushing them into realistic piles of shiny, dented metal? WHY IS EVERYTHING FALLING IN 2 DIMENSIONS INSTEAD OF 3??
U guys are the best when I watch u I cross so many bridges it's like we're connected our friend ship will never be red a will never collapse
Outside-Xbox just solved one of mans greatest mysteries, why have the pyramids stood the test of time??? TRIANGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any other engineering/construction professionals getting really frustrated by watching this?
Do you even physics?
I used to play this a lot. It's really fun. There's a version called Bridge Constructor Playground with virtually no budget cap.
In this case, suspension of disbelief might have served you better than disbelief of suspension...
The puns hurt so badly even my cats cringed. You hurt my felines. :D
During no other video by @outsidexbox have I ever become as animated as I did watching this one. My wife actually came in and asked what I was yelling about lol. "NO, YOU HAVE TO CONNECT THE CROSSBEAM!! THE CROSSBEAM!!!!!!!!!"
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Looks like a "Bridge It" ripoff. Can anyone confirm this?
Arches/circles are the strongest shape.
I wouldn't Mind going on one of Andy's Bridges, I'm an Egg- cellent swimmer. maybe I can "Bridge" my way over the Gap, without the need to "steel" some funds to make my "construction"
I find the physics odd on this game I wonder who can help us on this subject.......................................... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.)
To be fair an engineer who can make a bridge probably gets paid a whole lot... Idk how much you guys make.... but id assume building something that would take a couple tons of concrete gets more money poured into it than well... actually bad comparison. But anyways id bet On Bridge builder guy gets more money than webshow host guy.
All you had to do was cross the damm bridge Jerry
Wow I used to play Bridge Builder in CAD class back in high school. Now I regret watching this since it reminded me of high school. Thanks...
I genuinely have a Bridge addiction.
almost all I do in Minecraft is build awesome bridges with arches and houses on them. I use Google Sketchup and other 3d design programs to design awesome bridges. I find whatever bridge building games I can online and play them to death.
Are there any support groups out there for people like me.
Hmmm yeah.... I think you guys should abandon your dreams of being an engineer and just stick to making youtube videos. Your casualties are awfully high.
Honestly you make the WORST bridge building decisions I've ever seen.
Sorry to dis your bridge building skillz guys but... It caused me physical pain to watch this.
Imagine if REAL bridges were built like you guys built them. (CHAOS!)
Three words...... Thelma and Louise.
A big plaque on the bridge with Jane's quotes "Triangles are the strongest shape", "Safety First and can never be to safe." and "yea go, it's all green". Then under that will be the memorial to the hundreds of test drivers who lost their lives.
7:21 ha ha, sorry, but Jerry's not the idiot (I still love you guys). By the way, instead of cables tying triangle tips on top of the road, have the triangles below the the road with cables connecting their tips and held up by vertical end buildings under compression
being an structural engineer, this video made me cringe and yell out "thats not going to work" even though I know i couldnt be heard. how did you get a degree in bridge college? haha!
P.S: I think it is also possible to construct under the bridge making an arch, but hey, it was pure enjoyment
In the space of two simulation videos, Andy and Jane have murdered an innocent with radiation, made a traumatized woman eat a corpse, looted a church, AND decimated the population of a recovering island nation by sending them over poorly constructed bridges.
This game pacing looks too slow for what I'd like to have. Feels like everything's in slow motion. That's fine as a toggle, but not as something mandatory.
Gud thing u guys werent there wen american bridge were being built.....d traffic wud hav died laughing..nd manhattan wud hav never been discovered...:)
I think the second vehicle is taking too literally the phrase, "If all your friends jump off a bridge, would you do it too?"
I was hoping to become a better Bridge Constructor player by watching this.
I was wrong.
wait, the picture for the cables is rope. And that supporting 5 ton cars. well there's your answer everyone. Also Andy bridges are not just possible because of triangles.
Cables have to be in tension guys.
Thanks Matt
Well here in Australia, saying "thanks" is a form of gratitude. I can understand that we're weird down here though. So in short, I was thanking you for teaching us something about cables
Cole Van Meygaarden well I am an American so you can understand my confusion at someone expressing actual gratitude on the internet.
Sure, manners aren't heard of anymore. I get it
Jane is still pissed about Mike saying that cars defy physics all the time and he hasn't been here for three videos. He must've gotten fired. You'll always be in our hearts Mike.
Have to say, My dog "Jerry" doesn't like this video. She thinks Andy and Jane are telling her off...
Hmmm, I think that bridge needs some ‘support’ Anybody, anybody, no? Ok.
The building authority called, they want to know where you guys got your bridge building license...
Internal OCD levels rising. I cannot watch this video. Love that game though.
I feel like this is the kind of game I would want to play on an ipad or on my work computer when I should be filing reports. Fun, but not something for the home console, y'know?
Hire Andy and Jane for bridge construction what could possibly go wrong?
Their lack physics knowledge is almost to hard to watch but their achievements are so much more satisfying.
PUT THE TRIANGLES underneath THE BRIDGE
This is almost as funny as Mr. Fruit's Polybridge videos!
As a third year of engineering student, I found the host of this show have bloody poor concept of static physics. Lord, it is painful to watch them play.
this is definately not worth £8 , this are the complete opposite of the indie games we need in xbox. games that are £1 on phones shouldnt even think of charging you more than £4 on xbox
Do you know what would make this game better? Exploding barrels! =D
This is making me very uncomfortable about crossing bridges
Jane, was that app "Bridgy Jones?"
Jane , what are you doing? First, you kill and eat poor Martha in Sheltered. And now you sent so many people to their death on your bridges...
this island contains more gaps than bioshock infinites storyline, what kind of government is running this place someone needs to DRAW the line.
why are so many people so slow to catch on, when it comes to bridges. I mean sure i got my degree in engineering, but come on. This can't be that hard for people to understand... can it?
I remember learning from the Magic School Bus that triangles are very strong shapes.
Maybe you guys should first get another degree from bridge constructing colledge
Come on guys, get over it. It's only a bridge.
I got this a few days ago. Suprisingly good fun! Jane is terrible at it. Mine were perfect.
These two can engineer very best and should totally handle China's constant problem of not being able to engineer good.
Y wood I pay about 10 dollars 4 this when I can get this 4 like 3 dollars on my tablet
Yes, Jane would make a "killing" building bridges on this island...
I need to upgrade on consoles and give this game a swing.Think I just may be a pro at this.
Bridge Constructor Simulator 2015
As an engineer, this video gives me PTSD flashbacks
Watching this is agony... I just wish my shouting at the video could be heard by them
lol if you guys want help w/ structural engineering hit me up XD not sure bridges work the way you think they do haha
Every time they activate the menu I think it's the end of the vid bc of Yogscast vids ;_;
Weight to strength ratio guys... Don't you have bridges in London?
I'm rly more of an ideas man...
What is your idea?
Rad bridges
😅
I'm assuming Jane didn't get very far on the similar game she had on her phone, so many lost lives...
The more you talk, the more you sound like GLaDOS.