There's actually usually 3 sides, with the other being the middleground. Take the cookie debate, for example. Schlatt was more on Charlie's, but he sort of was also on Ted's side.
@@readerwithalife the entire segment isn't about how many lions each Pokémon could take, but instead it simply acts as fodder for Schlatt to segway back to Charizard
@@stpablo5299 fuck you! The Pokemon could hundred percent win, right? There are at least four ACTUAL gods that ten year old children can bully and enslave
Yeah I think that we should have brought up that all the people who knew about Pokémon said that the lions would win and the one guy who knew nothing about Pokémon said the Pokémon would win...... think about that
I mean if it’s Pokédex accurate the lions couldnt get close if its all the pokemon. If they crack macargos shell even though water evaporates on contact his inside burns twice as hot as the sun so that would kill every living thing. Game accurate the pokemon are dead. And dear god if we go mega or gigantamax it’s all over for the lions. 40 feet tall and hotter than the sun. And not even accounting for all the deity and god pokemon i mean arent arceus dialga and palkia supposed to be like THE gods of the universe?
I like It, have no idea why people make a big deal of it. When I was young I said it was bad but then I tried it a few times and liked it. I just think people hate it and assume it since someone else said don’t. There is a saying “you are who you hang out with” and that’s why I assumed it was weird but don’t let that stop you.
@@frankmay3341 Liquid does not equal solid, and before you say it tastes the same, pineapple juice is a liquid so it would seep into the pizza and completely corrupt much of the rest of the pizza flavor with pineapple taste. However simply placing slices of pineapple on pizza not only jells well with most other pizza topping and tastes good, it also doesn't overpower any of the other tastes.
picture this, charizard sets a lion on fire and then a chain reaction begins as multiple lions catch fire. It'll be like a forest fire but with lions instead of trees
@@astrojade3611 him talking about Charizard reminded me of the one kid on the playground who wouldn't stfu about how Mewtwo was the most powerful Pokémon, no exceptions. (We all knew a kid like that, and omg the one I knew was so annoying. He literally said Mewtwo could kill Arceus)
@@juicyjuustar121 incorrect. They have transcend aggressiveness. They are on a level we don't understand. It's like a lobster trying to explain colors we can't see.
"i've got a descendant of the lion family right here, he's dumber than a bag of rocks- you wanna say hi jambo?" i cant get over this its too fucking funny XD
5:34 about 517 trillion 690 billion kg of lasagna would be needed to generate the force of such a nuke going at roughly the same speed (~980 mph). lasagnas are usually about 1/2 a kilogram, so figuring that in, that makes 258 trillion 845 billion lasagnas stacked on top of each other would be required to generate the force of that particular nuke given they are going the same speed.
why does neither of the parties ever talk about the fact that arceus could just think the word "cease" and every one of those lions would die in an infinitely small amount of time
I know this was made like 8 months ago but I keep coming back to it. The pure “you’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that I’m wrong?!?!!?” energy this entire podcast (especially during the “is water wet,” discussion) radiates is remarkable
El Tratado de Versalles fue un tratado de paz que se firmó en dicha ciudad al final de la Primera Guerra Mundial por más de cincuenta países.1 Este tratado terminó oficialmente con el estado de guerra entre la Alemania del segundo Reich y los Aliados de la Primera Guerra Mundial.
El Tratado de Versalles ( francés : Traité de Versailles ) fue el más importante de los tratados de paz que pusieron fin a la Primera Guerra Mundial . El Tratado puso fin al estado de guerra entre Alemania y las potencias aliadas . Fue firmado el 28 de junio de 1919 en Versalles , exactamente cinco años después del asesinato del archiduque Franz Ferdinand , que había conducido directamente a la guerra. Las otras potencias centrales del lado alemán firmaron tratados separados. [6] Aunque el armisticio, firmado el 11 de noviembre de 1918, puso fin a los combates reales, se necesitaron seis meses de negociaciones aliadas en la Conferencia de Paz de París para concluir el tratado de paz. El tratado fue registrado por la Secretaría de la Sociedad de Naciones el 21 de octubre de 1919. Tratado de Versalles Nombre largo: Tratado de paz entre las potencias aliadas y asociadas y Alemania [1]  Portada de la versión inglesa Firmado28 de junio de 1919 [2]UbicaciónSalón de los Espejos en el Palacio de Versalles , París , Francia [3]Eficaz10 de enero de 1920 [4]CondiciónRatificación por Alemania y tres potencias aliadas principales. [5]Signatarios Principales poderes aliados y asociados [1]
Welcome to episode 15 of the chuckle sandwich podcast, where Schlatt yells about charzard for 15 minutes, Charlie goes insane, and Ted watches the chaos from afar
I really think they failed to consider that there are pokemon that can literally move continents over the course of days, pokemon that are hotter than the sun, pokemon that can control time and space, pokemon that can create blackholes, and just flat out gods lmao
@@G_roPeers the og question was "all" pokemon against 1 billion lions, in which case, they would literally just have the god pokemon destroy earth, and bring back a new one ^^ problem solved yw
@@emrahalien2972 Eternatus is somehow never brought up despite being able to bring the apocalypse and then he just uses eternabeam at the lions and kills a bunch of the lions
The end all of the argument are legendary Pokémon. Mewtwo along with the original 151 would destroy a billion lions. And if you’re using more than the 151, arceus wills all of the lions directly to hell
Cereal is still cereal without the milk but chicken and vegetables are not soup without the broth So I believe cereal is still cereal not soup, even with broth
@@juicyjuustar121 ted was reading the wikipedia page (which i know because i have read multiple times because i am unreasonably passionate about cereal not being a soup) which states that soup typically has broth (broth is basically water that had stuff sit in it for a long time, but it has to be water, so, no, milk is not and cannot be broth), H O W E V E R it says the ingredients are (as in "must be", not "typically are") vegetables (or vegetables and meat, but either way vegetables are required). and so i guess if your cereal is vegetables,,, then yes, it's a soup. but if you're eating vegetable cereal i think we have other problems to talk about (sorry for the long reply 5 months later but alas i have knowledge to share)
Nonchalantly in the background while Schlatt and Connor are arguing: Ted: "I think we need a talking stick" Charlie: "I think we need a beating stick" They said it so casually, I'm crying! Edit: 13:15 for anyone who wants the timestamp!
I told my 10 year old sister about the pokemon argument and she immediately said "I mean, Charizard could just burn all of the lions" Schlatt you might be on to something
5:34 Using *very* rough estimates, it would take about 13656.58 lasagnas having all of their mass instantly converted to energy in a very small space to equal the energy of a nuclear bomb
A billion lions would be packed pretty tightly in one area, and lion fur is pretty flammable. 151 pokemon is 150 meat shields of varying effectiveness while Charizard flies up and sets everything on fire. It doesn't even need unlimited moves, it'll just spread.
Plus, couldn't all the flying type guys basically just fly in the air and spam wind attacks? And couldn't a bunch of rock and ground guys just do earthquake? And can't the water types just chill in the ocean until the lions die out?
Rayquaza can fly forever so I think he has good odds. Not to mention kyogre just raising sea level, or Yveltal draining the fucking life out of everything in its vicinity.
Everyone is talking about the pokemon vs lions, but no one is talking about how schlatt and ted thought the answer to cereal being a soup is the milk even though it's completely seperate and thinking spaghetti os are a soup even though it's literally spaghetti, a type of pasta, turned into circles
1:00:20, I actually have an answer to this question, so basically if you take 2 different things (solid or liquid) and try to mix them in a cup, the 2 things with separate depending on the density of the 2 things, so since dirt is denser than water, it will sink to the bottom but inherit the property of being wet, the water will however turn brown for a while until the rest of the dirt sinks to the bottom, so technically it's the dirt becoming wet.
Do Charlie and Ted know that there are pokemon that can: - Make black holes -Make oceans -Make tornadoes -summon hurricanes -kill everything around it in a 10,000 mile radius when it dies -Literally bend space and time -break boulders with a single touch -and send them to different dimensions? and lions tackle and bite you
@@user-tb6gd6gw8t I'm pretty sure in the Pokèmon lore, Arceus and its demigods still existed (Considering they created the world in that universe and all-).
40:14 “we’re definitely setting the stage for me to have my comedic snapping moment” i’ve been revving up for that moment since day one i’m pissing my pants with anticipation now
oh my god, seeing Ted Charlie and Schlatt argue about who would win is like seeing 3 kids from the kindergarten argue about whose pokemon card looks cooler.
@@logie9672 Scientists have produced superheated gas exceeding temperatures of 2 billion degrees Kelvin, or 3.6 billion degrees Fahrenheit. This is hotter than the interior of our Sun, which is about 15 million degrees Kelvin, and also hotter than any previous temperature ever achieved on Earth, they say. it is possible
I don’t know how the lions would ever win. Because somewhere in that 900 pokemon are literal gods. 150? Yes I can definitely see the lions winning, but not against a pokemon that created the universe, a pokemon that can split space, a pokemon that splits time, and a pokemon that could banish them to what is essentially hell for eternity. Not even mentioning the others which have god like powers too. ffs, if a dying Yveltal has the ability to extinguish and absorb all life on earth when it dies you seriously think 1 billion lions could defeat it?
All I'm sayin' is that Palkia, the Pokemon god of Space, would just open a giant portal into deep space, and all 1 Billion Lions would fall into it and die of oxygen loss in the dark, cold, vacuum of space.
THE GOD POKEMON WHO CREATED Sinnoh and other regions can just eradicate and erase earth from existence, then return a new exactly the same earth without the lions. Done deal. I agree
@@iron_Will I’m just saying I don’t think any amount of lions getting through more armored Pokémon like most steel types and Tyranitar, let alone if they’re getting GMaxed
It is so definitely Pokemon... Multitarget attacks like earthquake alone would murder any lions within immediate sight lines, and that’s just a single Nidoking or Golem. There are dozens of viable ground types for earthquake, dozens of viable water types for surf, etc.
There are so many reasonable arguments for the Pokémon winning, but dying on the hill of Charizard killing all the lions is not one of them.
We all have different opinions, friend.
At least Zard could take out a good few of them comparative to like the non legendaries
K but what if the water types soak ALL of the lions, and then Pikachu just electrocutes all of them
But a BILLION LIONS
@@Smile-cg8st okay but SUPERPOWERS
I just think Charizard could do it
No.
yeah
Yes
What’s up checkmark
what's up checkmark
I find it amazing how they can all oppose eachother in a argument with 2 sides
There's actually usually 3 sides, with the other being the middleground. Take the cookie debate, for example. Schlatt was more on Charlie's, but he sort of was also on Ted's side.
@@temutemacular Ah yes. The messenger.
@@temutemacular there is a middle ground for every 2 sides argument but I don’t think it counts, it rather 1 or the other
@@ewhatley he also wasn't in even the middleground
I could listen to 12 hours of Charlie listing Pokemon and Schlatt saying how many lions they could take
fr, go through every single pokémon and all their abilities 💀💀 we need a 12 hour podcast of that now
And then after every Pokémon he just say “BUT CHARIZARD-“
@@readerwithalife the entire segment isn't about how many lions each Pokémon could take, but instead it simply acts as fodder for Schlatt to segway back to Charizard
11 of those would be shlatt saying charizard beats them all
Honestly I felt like I got an aneurism after that whole bit
ted observing like a tired parent: "i think we need a talking stick."
*distant aggressive arguing.*
charlie: "i think i need a beating stick."
Underrated moment
Connor looks like a kid at a family gathering who was forced to talk about video games to their entire family.
He does
@@Camdenlw so like why did you reply, that didn't add anything
@@Crowflare to be fair neither did your reply
And before anyone responds to this no my reply doesnt add anything either
@@pzslice2670 I get that, but I was just pointing it out for comedic value
@@Crowflare comedic value is funny, you arnt
I love how much Schlatt is on the Pokemon’s side but has no clue about them.
I think he is purposely just arguing the wrong side cuz its funny lol
@@stpablo5299 maybe
@@stpablo5299 fuck you! The Pokemon could hundred percent win, right? There are at least four ACTUAL gods that ten year old children can bully and enslave
he's physically incapable of being wrong
Yeah I think that we should have brought up that all the people who knew about Pokémon said that the lions would win and the one guy who knew nothing about Pokémon said the Pokémon would win...... think about that
Tbh I don't even think schlatt believed his own arguments, he just enjoyed making everyone else angry and I support that
The usual
Charizard solos 1 billion lions
He had a dedicated channel for it now
I mean if it’s Pokédex accurate the lions couldnt get close if its all the pokemon. If they crack macargos shell even though water evaporates on contact his inside burns twice as hot as the sun so that would kill every living thing. Game accurate the pokemon are dead. And dear god if we go mega or gigantamax it’s all over for the lions. 40 feet tall and hotter than the sun. And not even accounting for all the deity and god pokemon i mean arent arceus dialga and palkia supposed to be like THE gods of the universe?
It’s called doing a bit
I didn't even need to hear Charlie say he was a pineapple on pizza guy. You just know it by looking at him
you can see it in his eyes
@bunnypause mhmm yummy pineapple on pineapple pizza
I like It, have no idea why people make a big deal of it. When I was young I said it was bad but then I tried it a few times and liked it. I just think people hate it and assume it since someone else said don’t. There is a saying “you are who you hang out with” and that’s why I assumed it was weird but don’t let that stop you.
@@notariety1666 Because it's like spilling pineapple juice on your pizza.
@@frankmay3341 Liquid does not equal solid, and before you say it tastes the same, pineapple juice is a liquid so it would seep into the pizza and completely corrupt much of the rest of the pizza flavor with pineapple taste. However simply placing slices of pineapple on pizza not only jells well with most other pizza topping and tastes good, it also doesn't overpower any of the other tastes.
Hardest of all: “would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games, or games, unlimited games, and no games?”
I choose or
The 2nd one
This ones even dumber cus the first ones reversed
1st one.
i think my answer is
I have reason to believe that Charlie is the inhibitor that keeps Ted and Schlatt from tearing the Universe apart with sheer wrath.
Charlie just wants to rip the universe apart on his own
Charlie is eating a cabbage again
No, there's no controlling these three. This podcast is pure unbalanced chaos
And that's why he's losing his mind
The rayquaza of the chuckle sandwich podcast
as a wise man once said, "WHAT A LION GONNA DO AGAINST A GODDAMN HYPERBEAM"
"GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND ENTER REALITY."
@@LightSoul-8 YOU! YOU KNOW!
@@i2eptilian th-cam.com/video/GkVKDK-2j6M/w-d-xo.html heres a link to the context :]
"WHAT THE LION GOING TO DO, SCRATCH THE FIRE?"
@@i2eptilian Draco meteor spam + a 2 Pokémon that heal each other and some Draco meteor users
I can’t believe they managed to get Ted Nivison on the Schlatt and Slimecicle Podcast.
It's like a redemption ark for him
I can’t believe they managed to get Ted, Slimecicle and Schlatt on the Jambo podcast*
@@leemsvg *I can't believe they managed to get schlatt, Ted, slime, and jambo on the connorEatsPants podcast.
@@leemsvg I cant believe they got schlatt, slimecicle, jumbo and Ted on Connor's podcast
@@addylol4202 I cant believe they managed to get Ted, Slimecicle, Jschlatt, Connor eat pant, and jambo on the LA smog podcast
i genuinely cannot believe i just heard charlie slimecicle utter the words "you are such a sussy baka" 37:05 im so broken inside
that feeling just got worse for me because Ted said it at 1:01:30
this made me cry
@Dead_ Ringer_ thanks cowboy
yall are such sussy bakas yourselves that shit completed my godan lifebbrio-
It should be against the law
This is the perfect podcast to break the Geneva Convention to
Schlatt definitely pinned this
Like schlatt in 1999
Amen
Correct
Same
schlatt: is ceral a soup?
charlie: no
ted: we’ll what is soup?
charlie: doesn’t matter.
None of that was written correctly.
Wow what a unique and creative comment.
not cereal thats for sure
sources? i made it the fuck up
“when did lions learn construction” - Jshlatt 2021
my god the timing
It was perfect timing
15:11
I saw this comment right as he said it lol
-Big guy
either schlatt knows exactly what he's talking about with charizard, or charizard is the only pokemon he knows
I like to believe it’s both
Thing is... he doesn't know charizard. Gigantamax requires a trainer to keep the pokemon stable.
picture this, charizard sets a lion on fire and then a chain reaction begins as multiple lions catch fire. It'll be like a forest fire but with lions instead of trees
Schlatt is the little kid who just learned about one pokemon and wants to seem like he knows more than he actually does
@@astrojade3611 him talking about Charizard reminded me of the one kid on the playground who wouldn't stfu about how Mewtwo was the most powerful Pokémon, no exceptions.
(We all knew a kid like that, and omg the one I knew was so annoying. He literally said Mewtwo could kill Arceus)
Ted : you guys didn’t get bullied enough in high school
Schlatt: your right
Charlie: your so wrong
*you're*
@@zanybandyt7774 Yor'ru
@@zanybandyt7774 Yue'ro
@@zanybandyt7774 your're
Er’uoy
"I'm gonna push you into a bog and make it a soup" REALLY had me rolling. That was an excellent jab.
Charlie's always got the best one-liners.
Im glad Charlie and Schlatt could dip their toes into stand-up comedy
Somebody give them an award 👏👏👏
Don't you mean _wet_ ?
This is an amazing comment
It’s actually making me angry that this doesn’t have more likes-
And ted just keeps taking everything sitting down..
i like to think all three of them are just normal friends and as soon as the recording starts schlatt and charlie immediately turn passive aggressive
Passive aggressive? No, they're definitely aggressive aggressive
@@juicyjuustar121 incorrect. They have transcend aggressiveness. They are on a level we don't understand. It's like a lobster trying to explain colors we can't see.
@@raisinsmakemeuncomfortable6893 it's passive ascended
I demand that Connor shows up in every future episode as a running gag
The unofficial 4th member
I second this demand
the real question is would you rather have games, infinite games and no bacon or games, infinite games and no games
yes
Drake my streamer
50:31
Charlie's dogs were literally named after Mozart and his wife. This is my new favorite thing of all time.
the sadness in charlie’s voice when schlatt started saying how milk is broth LMAO
time stamp?
@@ramabhargav7030 28:38
What do you boil to make milk. That is all.
"i've got a descendant of the lion family right here, he's dumber than a bag of rocks- you wanna say hi jambo?"
i cant get over this its too fucking funny XD
I like to think Charlie and Schlatt ganging up on Ted in every episode is revenge for just how demonic Ted was in Lunch Club
On episode 100 they send him back to China
fog nivison
we don't talk about lunch club.
@@campet- just because 1 person turned out to be not the best person doesn’t mean we can’t look back on the good parts
@@campet- why? It was good content and all of them, even carson despite him being stupid, are great content creators.
I love the idea that gigantamax charizard would genuinely only take out three whole lions because game mechanics
Key word there is "Game" if it was a real situation, I doubt turn order would stop lions in their tracks 🤦♂️
If it was a real situation charizard just does not exist
@@betra_town1556 as well as a billion lions...
@@smokey6292🐁🐁
@@smokey6292since wild Pokémon follow turn order I think that’s just how animals battling works according to the game rules
Since they didn't put 'guest' in the title I'm assuming that Connor is the 4th member of the chuckle sandwich - The pants
I imagine that this is what it sounds like during every debate in Congress
This has rapidly gone from ted being all powerful and evil to schlatt and Charlie suddenly not being scared anymore and bullying him into submission
"are one billion lions a soup?"
"if they're in a lake!"
(laughs and pulls out sword)
i like how half way through charlie slimecicle just becomes a loose cannon
I read your book
@@hipp0_yt why
Hi michelle obama
@@Mokney__ yo momma
Oh hey there Michelle Obama
“Audio listeners love ya to death, video listeners I will run you over with a train”
Me who does both: *nervous sweating*
the actual thing you need to remember is that, regardless of who you are, Ted would still run you over with a train and somehow frame you for it too
@@extremistgarchomp4950 just like how he broke both of schlatt s arms
@@sadcat24 and his hand. Not a handy situation
He will run over you with a train out of love
I do both too XD
Ted please- I try to be an audio listener, but my spotifiy glitches out 🙏🙏
it's now canon that 1 audio listener (love you to death) is worth 5 video listeners
*worth more than 5 video listeners
actually, it would be 1 video listener < 5 audio listeners. thus, the exact ratio of audio to video lister worth cannot yet be determined.
@@squibitybeebop greater than, not less than
I think a more historically accurate version would be for every 5 video listeners(hate you to death) to equal 3 audio listeners(love you to death)
@@soupman5018 uh oh
its so nice to see someone so genuine on the internet: schlatt's stance on pokemon (charizard) beating lions hasn't changed for two years
2 YEARS?? Damn, I’m so late.
Jshlatt is like that dad who gets into a thing you like, but thinks that they know more than you
He is lol
Jschlatt*
@@Kavycks slat
@@cy-bernet-ix oh yeah it is actually Slat you right my b
@@Kavycks oh well, it's still said the same 🤡
schlatt’s black ceiling makes it look like he’s on the set of a tv show
I was thinking the exact same
Wait you mean he doesn't secretly live in Hollywood?
@@fearsomejuice6991 he would die from all the smog
Help can't unsee
Now his ceiling is all i can notice
"Can we get dream on the podcast, hes a lobster right?"
"No"
*"why"*
I love how they have to prepare topics throughout the entire podcast as they can go out of context anytime.
@@temutemacular that's the brilliance of the show. It's genius.
I mean we can’t confirm or deny that he may or may not be a lobster.
@@serapheseraphim we havent seen his face so he could be canonically and irl a lobster, and lemme tell you im craving some lobster pasta
5:34 about 517 trillion 690 billion kg of lasagna would be needed to generate the force of such a nuke going at roughly the same speed (~980 mph).
lasagnas are usually about 1/2 a kilogram, so figuring that in, that makes 258 trillion 845 billion lasagnas stacked on top of each other would be required to generate the force of that particular nuke given they are going the same speed.
Thank you.
I found that a cube of lasagna 26975.9394923 ft³ traveling at 2750 ft/s produces the same impact as the "little boy" bomb
Charlie just being so confused about spaghettios being a soup is just absolutely hilarious
I think he meant the pasta bits
YEEEEEESSSSSSS IT IS
“You are such a sussy Baka” - Charlie Slimcicle 2021
Sus?
This is the worst thing I have heard in my life thank you Charlie Slimecicle
TIME STAMP PLEASE
@@crerix6140 +
@@crerix6140 37:08
I can’t believe they got Charlie, Ted and Schlatt on the Connor podcast!
Charlie’s “you’re so wrong” when Ted said they didn’t get bullied enough
Schlatt obsessing over Jambo is the cutest thing possible
Jambo is the cutest thing possible.
Jambo
Jambo
Jambo
Jambo
why does neither of the parties ever talk about the fact that arceus could just think the word "cease" and every one of those lions would die in an infinitely small amount of time
too many lions he can’t do it
@@jadendixon1819 damn you got me there
@@BenSmith-ox3lm big lion too big. arceus not big enough. win for big lion
@@t11urtle63 can't argue with that
original 151
“My dad drives a Mercedes how could you say that to me” I know too many people who have this mindset
I know this was made like 8 months ago but I keep coming back to it. The pure “you’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that I’m wrong?!?!!?” energy this entire podcast (especially during the “is water wet,” discussion) radiates is remarkable
Connor sitting at the bottom of the frame gives me little brother vibes
To my mind he's held hostage
True
Yet he watches you like he is big brother
@@pixelmace1423 👀
This is the perfect podcast to read the Treaty of Versailles to
El Tratado de Versalles fue un tratado de paz que se firmó en dicha ciudad al final de la Primera Guerra Mundial por más de cincuenta países.1 Este tratado terminó oficialmente con el estado de guerra entre la Alemania del segundo Reich y los Aliados de la Primera Guerra Mundial.
and in spanish!!
El Tratado de Versalles ( francés : Traité de Versailles ) fue el más importante de los tratados de paz que pusieron fin a la Primera Guerra Mundial . El Tratado puso fin al estado de guerra entre Alemania y las potencias aliadas . Fue firmado el 28 de junio de 1919 en Versalles , exactamente cinco años después del asesinato del archiduque Franz Ferdinand , que había conducido directamente a la guerra. Las otras potencias centrales del lado alemán firmaron tratados separados. [6] Aunque el armisticio, firmado el 11 de noviembre de 1918, puso fin a los combates reales, se necesitaron seis meses de negociaciones aliadas en la Conferencia de Paz de París para concluir el tratado de paz. El tratado fue registrado por la Secretaría de la Sociedad de Naciones el 21 de octubre de 1919. Tratado de Versalles
Nombre largo:
Tratado de paz entre las potencias aliadas y asociadas y Alemania [1]

Portada de la versión inglesa
Firmado28 de junio de 1919 [2]UbicaciónSalón de los Espejos en el Palacio de Versalles , París , Francia [3]Eficaz10 de enero de 1920 [4]CondiciónRatificación por Alemania y tres potencias aliadas principales. [5]Signatarios
Principales poderes aliados y asociados [1]
so true
@ay ds oh god
I just want ted to secretly record an episode and tell no one
what do you mean? that was episode five
“you pour concrete on the god pokemon and he dies”
“when the fuck did lions learn construction”
Welcome to episode 15 of the chuckle sandwich podcast, where Schlatt yells about charzard for 15 minutes, Charlie goes insane, and Ted watches the chaos from afar
Ditto vs a billion lions.
No fight happens, there's just a billion and one lion.
Would you rather have a billion lions, but no more pokemon, or lions, 1 billion lions, and 1 lion?
" *insert funny among us imposter joke* "
Ditto will become a lion and just join the pack
ditto can probably turn into a nuke, but can one billion lions survive a nuke?
I really think they failed to consider that there are pokemon that can literally move continents over the course of days, pokemon that are hotter than the sun, pokemon that can control time and space, pokemon that can create blackholes, and just flat out gods lmao
But it was stated that the pokemons that are refered as are the original 151 pokemon, so other than gen 1 is not included. Or what I heard
@@G_roPeers but it's got mewtwo
But it’s a lot of lions
@@G_roPeers I think the original question said all of the pokemon, but some people have taken it as the original 151
@@G_roPeers the og question was "all" pokemon against 1 billion lions, in which case, they would literally just have the god pokemon destroy earth, and bring back a new one ^^ problem solved yw
The lion argument falls apart when you remember that one hit KO moves like fissure exist that just wipeout 30 percent of the lions
I think ironically while there like "you have no idea of premise of how much is a billion" there unaware of how powerful pokemon are.
@@emrahalien2972 Eternatus is somehow never brought up despite being able to bring the apocalypse and then he just uses eternabeam at the lions and kills a bunch of the lions
@@Pixelusuallylion ladder
The end all of the argument are legendary Pokémon. Mewtwo along with the original 151 would destroy a billion lions.
And if you’re using more than the 151, arceus wills all of the lions directly to hell
@@HabitualThinkercan't kyoger just flood the earth
My dad is insisting that if he were a charizard he could win the battle against the one billion lions.
tweet at schlatt and your dad might have a small chance of getting on the sammy
29:34 charlie was so upset by schlatt and ted saying that milk is broth that he pulled out a sword
I could not stop laughing at schlatts cam when Connor is sitting down and schlatt is standing.
If you stack two lasagnas, you have one lasagna that contains two portions of lasagna. That’s how math works.
I like how Ted and Schlatt had charlie read the definition of soup and ignored all of the criteria and said yes anyway.
The criteria said "typically" and "generally", implying there are exceptions to the rule
Cereal is still cereal without the milk but chicken and vegetables are not soup without the broth
So I believe cereal is still cereal not soup, even with broth
@@juicyjuustar121 Do you think that Oxford Dictionaries categorised it as such to allow cereal to fall under the definition?
@@flyingtangerine6331 Agreed.
@@juicyjuustar121 ted was reading the wikipedia page (which i know because i have read multiple times because i am unreasonably passionate about cereal not being a soup) which states that soup typically has broth (broth is basically water that had stuff sit in it for a long time, but it has to be water, so, no, milk is not and cannot be broth), H O W E V E R it says the ingredients are (as in "must be", not "typically are") vegetables (or vegetables and meat, but either way vegetables are required). and so i guess if your cereal is vegetables,,, then yes, it's a soup. but if you're eating vegetable cereal i think we have other problems to talk about
(sorry for the long reply 5 months later but alas i have knowledge to share)
It’s ok I’ll sacrifice myself for the beloved audio listeners
The hurt no comfort we all need
lova ya to death audio listeners
"Thanks!!"
*Runs away*
Nonchalantly in the background while Schlatt and Connor are arguing:
Ted: "I think we need a talking stick"
Charlie: "I think we need a beating stick"
They said it so casually, I'm crying!
Edit: 13:15 for anyone who wants the timestamp!
nonshlattly - i’m sorry
Schlatt already has a beating stick, Charlie just needs to play a clip of Corpse breathing
The secret technique to keeping this conversation going forever is misrepresenting eachothers arguments 😂 Can actually learn alot from this
The one time I watch the podcast, Ted threatens to divert a train into me
I told my 10 year old sister about the pokemon argument and she immediately said "I mean, Charizard could just burn all of the lions"
Schlatt you might be on to something
5:34 Using *very* rough estimates, it would take about 13656.58 lasagnas having all of their mass instantly converted to energy in a very small space to equal the energy of a nuclear bomb
Yeah, but how big a *stack* to destroy a small Japanese city
you mean one lasagna?
@@mcmonkey26 ...
why is that less than I was thinking it would be, like that's possible by making 37 a day
So 13656.57 stacked lasagnas is the limit
A billion lions would be packed pretty tightly in one area, and lion fur is pretty flammable. 151 pokemon is 150 meat shields of varying effectiveness while Charizard flies up and sets everything on fire.
It doesn't even need unlimited moves, it'll just spread.
I want someone to love me like Schlatt loves Charizard
Mew could literally just hang out in space until the lions die.
Plus, couldn't all the flying type guys basically just fly in the air and spam wind attacks? And couldn't a bunch of rock and ground guys just do earthquake? And can't the water types just chill in the ocean until the lions die out?
this is just the hiding argument again
@@djscrewfan310 if your using the broken pokédex strat macargo can solo them,
if they hang out in space they arent fighting so they cant win a fight
Rayquaza can fly forever so I think he has good odds. Not to mention kyogre just raising sea level, or Yveltal draining the fucking life out of everything in its vicinity.
they’re finally standing up against ted’s crimes and bullying
it’s beautiful
he's going to brake their bones later
i am usually an audio listener so im happy that ted wont murder me thank you do much
Literally listened to this episode on audio first
i am both i am an audio listener and a watcher
I like how slime has a mental breakdown over spaghetti-o’s being a soup.
i never realized that people actually think the pokemon would lose until today
Everyone is talking about the pokemon vs lions, but no one is talking about how schlatt and ted thought the answer to cereal being a soup is the milk even though it's completely seperate and thinking spaghetti os are a soup even though it's literally spaghetti, a type of pasta, turned into circles
Some soup has milk
1:00:20, I actually have an answer to this question, so basically if you take 2 different things (solid or liquid) and try to mix them in a cup, the 2 things with separate depending on the density of the 2 things, so since dirt is denser than water, it will sink to the bottom but inherit the property of being wet, the water will however turn brown for a while until the rest of the dirt sinks to the bottom, so technically it's the dirt becoming wet.
“How many layers of lasagna do you stack until you have enough megatons to blow up a Japanese city”-Schlatt
He’s not planning anything, definitely not
Schlatt was at Pearl Harbor and wants his revenge.
Eleven, apparently.
Literally shaking and crying. I can’t believe my hero Charlie Slimecicle would say those things about the Pokémon
Schlatt really made himself cry , the tears and everything , damn -
Hid dad drives a Mercedes
@@abner9404 hid
Every episode
It would take forever, but the pokemon would win no doubt. Having those numbers only delays the pokemon's victory.
Original 151.
@@exobot6098 15 helping hands make a single pokemon hit every single fucking lion with a 30000 power surf
@@exobot6098 mew and Mewtwo could easily body them and that's less than half the legendaries of gen 1
@@pickedceasar1216 They don’t have enough pp to do that.
lions would litterally just start killing themselves
I love how Ted's Laugh is just "heh... HA!"
schlatt's is AAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
5:40
14:27
Charlie: The lions are going to run in a cricle really really fast and suck charizard down
Connor: *nods*
Do Charlie and Ted know that there are pokemon that can:
- Make black holes
-Make oceans
-Make tornadoes
-summon hurricanes
-kill everything around it in a 10,000 mile radius when it dies
-Literally bend space and time
-break boulders with a single touch
-and send them to different dimensions?
and lions tackle and bite you
original 151 only
I think they collectively know next to nothing about Pokémon besides Charizard
@@user-tb6gd6gw8t I'm pretty sure in the Pokèmon lore, Arceus and its demigods still existed (Considering they created the world in that universe and all-).
B 4 just have a lapras with perish song
Shut up all they need is a big ol’ zard
This is my favorite episode yet, a bunch of grown ass men arguing passionately about Pokémon. Himbo pride
40:14 “we’re definitely setting the stage for me to have my comedic snapping moment” i’ve been revving up for that moment since day one i’m pissing my pants with anticipation now
oh my god, seeing Ted Charlie and Schlatt argue about who would win is like seeing 3 kids from the kindergarten argue about whose pokemon card looks cooler.
“Pizza is good with only Dough Sauce and Cheese”
Can we get a round of applause for Schlatt?
Pepperonis epic too
@@lucaswelsh9020 nah a good bite of mozz pizza makes me high
The “Global Positioning Soup” joke had me dying
Schlatt is like your dad who thinks they know everything because they know one thing, but don’t really know what it is.
Schlatt is the kid that would make an excuse like "uh no my guy didn't die because he flew away before you hit him"
Iykyk
Slugma is hotter than the sun
@@The-Divey literally impossible that it would not decimate the planet just by being alive
@@logie9672 That is what the pokedex said and I'm not going to question it. He's lava anyways so lions still can't hurt him
@@The-Divey guess you never heard of wet lion
@@logie9672 Scientists have produced superheated gas exceeding temperatures of 2 billion degrees Kelvin, or 3.6 billion degrees Fahrenheit. This is hotter than the interior of our Sun, which is about 15 million degrees Kelvin, and also hotter than any previous temperature ever achieved on Earth, they say. it is possible
I would breakdown in tears if I was Connor and was confronted by Schlatt
I feel like a lot of these are the side that is thought out with logical reasoning, and the side that is just “yeah but no” and honestly that’s great
I don’t know how the lions would ever win. Because somewhere in that 900 pokemon are literal gods. 150? Yes I can definitely see the lions winning, but not against a pokemon that created the universe, a pokemon that can split space, a pokemon that splits time, and a pokemon that could banish them to what is essentially hell for eternity. Not even mentioning the others which have god like powers too.
ffs, if a dying Yveltal has the ability to extinguish and absorb all life on earth when it dies you seriously think 1 billion lions could defeat it?
See all those abilities seem really cool and helpful until you watch the same Pokémon get KO’d by a bird a butterfly and a fire monkey.
@@marcusthurston3123 i think the problem with the argument is the disparity between the abilities shown in different mediums
they said the original 150 pokemon, not 150 random ones
even with the 150 pokemon, mewtwo exists, and could effortlessly kill a billion lions
@@user-tb6gd6gw8t no they didn't, Charlie's just dumb
if i hear ted say "audio listeners i love you to death " one more time i'm going to start bawling my eyes out
Maybe once your eyes are out dad will love you
@@cord2706 my father didn’t love me when I had eyes
I have watched 15 hours of Schlatt, Charlie and Ted over the past two days to catch up and it was so worth it
Are we all just gonna pretend that Charlie didn’t just make the most underrated pun of the series at 28:30
I dont get it
If Schlatts room is that many different colors I want to see his whole house
@maxlohi jschlatt distorts anything around him
@@daisyjoy242 is that what his supernatural powers would be if he were an SCP
@@brolookatthatthingbehindyo1324 nah his power as an scp is being the only one able to contain the pope
@@KatM26 So the Pope is a Keter class SCP, and Schlatt is Thaumiel class?
Charlie: how many lions can squirtle kill?
Schlatt: 1 or 2
Charlie: how?
Schlatt: squirtle will squirt on them!
How far does he squirt
@@okaysuredude_ 5
@@gee_dubya 5 what?
@@dangerousmilkk 5
@@dangerousmilkk maybe 6.
All I'm sayin' is that Palkia, the Pokemon god of Space, would just open a giant portal into deep space, and all 1 Billion Lions would fall into it and die of oxygen loss in the dark, cold, vacuum of space.
THE GOD POKEMON WHO CREATED Sinnoh and other regions can just eradicate and erase earth from existence, then return a new exactly the same earth without the lions. Done deal. I agree
Literally just Macargo, a hot snail, could kill every lion by being near them.
Eternatus could start gmaxing lots of pokemon
@@ilikehydreigon6690 That is actually a stellar point. That's another point in favor of the Pokémon.
@@iron_Will I’m just saying I don’t think any amount of lions getting through more armored Pokémon like most steel types and Tyranitar, let alone if they’re getting GMaxed
The lions vs Pokémon question has completely divided my family and torn us apart. Thanks chuckle Sandwich :)
Btw the answer is 100% the Pokémon
It is so definitely Pokemon... Multitarget attacks like earthquake alone would murder any lions within immediate sight lines, and that’s just a single Nidoking or Golem. There are dozens of viable ground types for earthquake, dozens of viable water types for surf, etc.
It’s a lot of lions tho
Duh, Arceus exists
@@burning_cole I mean dude have you seen 100 lions set on fire by just 1 pokemon.. i don't think so.
@@burning_cole There’s also a lot of space. Of which Palkia could teleport them into the cold, unfeeling vacuum.