Would You Rather: Jail for Life or...? | Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz

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  • @Lanefasts
    @Lanefasts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "I seen people with no legs, they happy as hell." -Wax

    • @carpentryfirst3048
      @carpentryfirst3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No wives sucking the life force out of them.
      I have a great job, great health, great friends and i want to blow my head off.
      Fck im unhappy.

    • @jimmyhooks
      @jimmyhooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wax is just too tough for this convo lmaooo

    • @earlonaweary9155
      @earlonaweary9155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carpentryfirst3048God bless you, bro in Jesus name.

    • @beastzillakid
      @beastzillakid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@carpentryfirst3048 hope you feel better bro

    • @mrfixit5620
      @mrfixit5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Protect Wax at all cost

  • @Rodney_see
    @Rodney_see 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Imagine being smashed, bro” valid point from Wax 🤣

  • @mychalk6228
    @mychalk6228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Andrew said he could do jail and eat shitty food but left new york because he couldn't eat at restaurants inside.

  • @LamarKing215
    @LamarKing215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Camron telling people “ayo sit down B” is crazy; would’ve been life changing

    • @KA-yw7zj
      @KA-yw7zj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts... too true

    • @tas19921
      @tas19921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      On my muvvah

  • @sterlin9tv849
    @sterlin9tv849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    In an alternative universe camron is telling people "have a seat". 🤣

    • @theunsunggod4574
      @theunsunggod4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seat*

    • @sterlin9tv849
      @sterlin9tv849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theunsunggod4574 😅 I feel stupid

    • @theunsunggod4574
      @theunsunggod4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sterlin9tv849 loll u good I just felt like you should know

  • @isaiahcollins96
    @isaiahcollins96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “My booty is mine, it belongs to me. You can not have my booty.” - Tom DuBois

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Charlamagne always says "alright" whilst laughing when he's proud of a joke he made

  • @hoop4ah23
    @hoop4ah23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I feel Wax.. Nah, I'm not doing it. My mind isn't gonna get past that ever

    • @Docdaman4
      @Docdaman4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I don’t think you understand how awful life in prison would be lol

    • @kylewaynes2533
      @kylewaynes2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jail is like being bury alive

    • @Corey1873
      @Corey1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have them drug you first and wake up after the fact.

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I agree but life in prison where I could get raped daily I’m taking the one time. I just couldn’t do life in prison

    • @Corey1873
      @Corey1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@magnadelusor4249 I think the implication is life in prison with no rape vs getting pounded once.

  • @jimmyray9645
    @jimmyray9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    😂 the ad tho ... “he’s the only one that sees the future”

  • @fathersonfilm7421
    @fathersonfilm7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    God- “ so on the 7th day I decided to take a break from creating this world”
    Charla- “ you sure you didn’t get that idea from Jay Z”

  • @himanshupanwar1040
    @himanshupanwar1040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Last 2 minutes of this clip are pure gold😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Andrew think jail is a like a boys camping trip 😂

    • @danram0617
      @danram0617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jail could be the worst shit in the world or it could be a free gym membership

    • @007oskari
      @007oskari 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in finland and we actually have a working prison system where you study inside, food is good made from real meat, you work and get paid for it etc. Here they use psychology to make you feel bad so you can become part of society. i saw a murderer cry in tv after release becouse he though he was treated too good and humanely and realized that he came out with welders papers and a good mind becouse the people inside inmates and guards treat you good so you realize stuff on your own that your in the wrong. Ofc there's few bad prisons here but for example the prison in Turku 100km from me get this IF YOUR NON VIOLENT OFFENDER AND YOUR FIRST LIKE 6 MONTHS GO SUPER GOOD YOU CAN GET VACATIONS LITERALLY. 1 weekend every month you get to go home Friday and back Sunday/Monday and if you don't screw up you get it every month and it's proven it works for certain type of inmates. Prison should be a place to educate yourself and better yourself and dwell on your bad actions so much that you realize you need to change if for nothing else just to pay back the people who treated you well. Prison is a punishment and a place where you come out as better person not a place where you should FEAR for your life everyday

  • @mikewash2308
    @mikewash2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shout out to the Brilliant Idiots!
    Charlamgane, we have seen your growth as a human, as a public personality and I must say, you are one of the realest!
    Keep growing, sharing and serving brother.

  • @andiswamkhabela532
    @andiswamkhabela532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dude this is one of the funniest things I've ever watched 😂😂😂😂

  • @maryjanesbaby9392
    @maryjanesbaby9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jail and quarantine are literally two different things. 🤣

  • @hst9
    @hst9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    seems like they had to cut the rape jokes out at 6:28 and judging by Andrew's reaction after it doesnt look like it was his choice

    • @michael43567
      @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noticed that too. Was this cut in the full pod too?

  • @Officialjosejuarez
    @Officialjosejuarez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cam’ron saying “Have a seat “ would’ve been wild af 🤣🤣 . Followed by “where you going b, ain’t no ribs, no rice, no champagne. “ 😂😂

  • @NewYorksMostWanted
    @NewYorksMostWanted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Why isn't Taylor or anyone else in the background researching these questions being asked? Why are they being paid lol

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Free money

    • @michael43567
      @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Taylor literally offers nothing to the show

    • @Corey1873
      @Corey1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@michael43567 Taylor will occasionally say something wild that gives them the chance to go off. As for the research they're the Brilliant Idiots. It's better for them to run with misinformation if it provides good humor.

    • @michael43567
      @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Corey1873 *say something stupid

    • @bradwinslow3450
      @bradwinslow3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo... It's called Brilliant Idiots, there has to be a balance. If Taylor and/or Alex are actively doing research to validate statements, the show leans too hard Brilliant. If Taylor only said Idiot shit, then there's no interesting convos or discussions that are hilarious and out-of-the-box, which is why we're all here laughing anyway

  • @brandynperr
    @brandynperr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ctg: Hansen didnt come out till the 2000s. Also Ctg: a 90s boy band was named after him

    • @stass2933
      @stass2933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah the first episode aired in 2004, not 94, it ran from 2004 to 2007

  • @toohamm6809
    @toohamm6809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can't believe Andrew really thinks doing time is that basic. By comparing quarantine to jail that's just crazy

    • @jatmo6991
      @jatmo6991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what privleged white people think.

    • @postsniper-7532
      @postsniper-7532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In quarantine u still have all the things u bought access to loved ones freedom to leave your room there’s no comparison

    • @lukefrance9558
      @lukefrance9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s like how people say “ ya I can live in solitary confinement no problem” but they need the Xbox and a million different things. No, your lucky to have a ball.

    • @corbinmiles5677
      @corbinmiles5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If we’re talking jail and not prison it is actually like that

    • @teigenromero4095
      @teigenromero4095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think comparing it to quarantine is wrong but just doing time is basic. At its core it’s losing freedoms and having stricter rules and that’s it, there’s not supposed to be violence. If there was no fear of violence which is how it’s supposed to be it’ll be very striking and you’d be down for about a month but you’d come to terms with it and fall into a routine.

  • @mariec358
    @mariec358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is my first time watching this podcast and I’m so mad at myself. Like wtf it took me so long this is amazing. You guys are smart and funnyyy ❤️

    • @sideshowviolin
      @sideshowviolin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too dude I'm addicted now

  • @rithiksharan
    @rithiksharan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This shit feel like algebra" - charlamagne ... I lost it XD

  • @cainbandz7875
    @cainbandz7875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ctfu, if I heard wax laugh in the middle of the night I’m gone 😂

  • @kinggodtravis
    @kinggodtravis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Schultz comedic timing is crazy 😂 but jail, what about it's cold they give you a small thin blanket, the lil cup of juice like you in kindergarten, the nasty food, water nasty as fuck, washing your clothes in the toilet. Man I have heard all kinds of crazy story.

    • @bradwinslow3450
      @bradwinslow3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, I think jail has to be worse than that. That just sounds like 1st class on a Spirit flight 🤣

    • @glizzymcguirexx
      @glizzymcguirexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait WHAT?? why u gotta wash clothes in the toilet??

    • @ptah4611
      @ptah4611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just don't change clothes wth

    • @teigenromero4095
      @teigenromero4095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If jail is just as you described it, yes it sucks and not a place I willingly want to go but if I was be punished for a crime I wouldn’t fear jail I’d fear the individuals that want to do me harm. Usually people fear jail because of the violence not because of the lose of freedom. Remove the violence and jail isn’t pleasant but not scary.

  • @DeeFuego
    @DeeFuego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 mannnnn nah man lol. He said he’d get on top 😂😂

  • @motivationalmedia2275
    @motivationalmedia2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the best podcast ive ever heard

  • @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat
    @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    🙄 Wax think he Superman with his jail friends. All it takes is, “Hook me up wit your friend Wax.....I got a shank, a pack a cigs & a zebra cake in it for you.”

    • @albolvo
      @albolvo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They be calling wax "honeybun" in jail lol

  • @ksimms504
    @ksimms504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A jamaican straight man will do life

  • @jaysouthphil7505
    @jaysouthphil7505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    To Catch a Predator debuted in 2004...Schultz is wrong AGAIN! lol

    • @hbb7528
      @hbb7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His probably talking about Dateline NBC

    • @kiasman0114
      @kiasman0114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cam had his idea to make DVDs like that in 06

    • @Corey1873
      @Corey1873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said it's 94-97. It was 2004-2007 so he's ten years off.

    • @yngprafit2586
      @yngprafit2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was joking but continue

  • @krowkaine
    @krowkaine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wax always wanna fight😂

  • @gurey571
    @gurey571 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:18 best line 😂😂😂😂

  • @jordiem8059
    @jordiem8059 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:33 Charlamagne had me LAUGHING!

  • @iCreamDonuts
    @iCreamDonuts ปีที่แล้ว

    “I get on top” that’s crazy

  • @Blank-jt3nj
    @Blank-jt3nj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last minute bro 😂

  • @alecMh999
    @alecMh999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Andrew Degeneras 😂

  • @elvibora6218
    @elvibora6218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    girlfriend: i know hes out cheating on me
    me and the guys: 15:30

  • @Brant_Stanford
    @Brant_Stanford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im a quadriplegic... and ill keep my wheelchair

  • @bone3069
    @bone3069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Andrew looks like One piece

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:16 it would’ve been funny if Wax never went to prison.
    “Nigga, I’ve actually never been in prison...why’d you assume that? 👀 I’m a model citizen”

  • @SabastianCrow
    @SabastianCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    P.O.P. squad! They are the best of the next generation

  • @yenalv5127
    @yenalv5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ll go in there waxed 😂😂

  • @solaris2340
    @solaris2340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Again-I laughed too hard at y'all. Keep it up guys.

  • @LaurenJacksonlocs29
    @LaurenJacksonlocs29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay...this podcast is hilarious. Subbed. Why am I now just seeing these in my suggestions.

  • @anth0nyv1991
    @anth0nyv1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact charlamagne described the ebp445 13 year old situation without knowing it is crazy

  • @srtluke147
    @srtluke147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wax is the only logical person here this time lol

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "and 20 years in, you're like : F*** it, I'll get a boyfriend" hahaha, Charla and his genius foolishness ❤️

  • @johnnyhammersticks88
    @johnnyhammersticks88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why does charlamagne sound like mike Tyson sometimes

  • @JohnDoe-qd8uk
    @JohnDoe-qd8uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t think bra ever been to jail sit in there 2 years dawg I PROMISE YOU it’s THE WORST EXPERIENCE IN YOUR LIFE! You deadass feel like the happiest man in the world when released

  • @Passionate_Hater
    @Passionate_Hater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What if the dude doing the penetrating took that bluechew?🤔

    • @Passionate_Hater
      @Passionate_Hater 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @EA Polo Sports 😂😂😂 It is fucked up no doubt, the topic was fucked up to begin with and they ain't lay no specific rules

    • @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat
      @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then you better find something to read for 4 hours. 😬

    • @thesorrow4664
      @thesorrow4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀😆

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh,Schulz in for one wild ride...
      Hahahahahahaha

  • @mysliktm
    @mysliktm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everything Wax says just can’t argued against, all fax no machine

  • @montblancnoland4034
    @montblancnoland4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmaooo he doing it for fun now

  • @dmoney1148
    @dmoney1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't listen to Andrew.. Jail/prison is not the move 😂

  • @fanenthusiast3802
    @fanenthusiast3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cassady campbell does that stuff it's wild.

  • @fatisdimavo3622
    @fatisdimavo3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He improvised where to put the hat.

  • @CampbellsUniverse
    @CampbellsUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Imagen gettin smashed tho!!?" - wax

  • @nodaysoff2005
    @nodaysoff2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wax threw one of them 2005 Garcia Vegas in his ads.

  • @melysalgado85
    @melysalgado85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ❤️ much love

  • @Gshockgutta
    @Gshockgutta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ctg crazy I’m doing life

  • @Rhythm973
    @Rhythm973 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She said illl 😁

  • @christianmayall5336
    @christianmayall5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2004-2007 to catch a chomo started

  • @tomriddle4546
    @tomriddle4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ll do the life I can’t take it know myself

  • @igotyou714
    @igotyou714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny as shit, why can’t Charlemagne spend an hour and a half and listen to his co-hosts podcast

  • @Itswayningout
    @Itswayningout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You guys have me roll at the whole time and FYI I would take life in prison if I would never get beat up raped or mess with I would just work on becoming enlightened

    • @michael43567
      @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd rather do life in jail than be free & just get penetrated once?

    • @bradwinslow3450
      @bradwinslow3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing would help you become more enlightened than expanding your sexual horizons and prejudices to understand yourself better... I'll still take jail though 😆

    • @ptah4611
      @ptah4611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think rape in jail is exaggerated

  • @alfonsocanoiii7225
    @alfonsocanoiii7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why the Gems wax drops always get overlooked

  • @jidmoore10
    @jidmoore10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Y was this clips so funny man lmfaooooo

  • @charlespotter6144
    @charlespotter6144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Char wild. How you gonna call wax homophobic because he wouldn't take one lol

    • @ptah4611
      @ptah4611 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlamagne on the low

    • @CallumReuben
      @CallumReuben 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think because the implication is that if you get fucked then you’re gay. so char’s point is that wax would rather give up his entire life’s freedom than try anal sex just to not be seen as ‘gay’.
      a man being penetrated doesn’t make him gay.

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:29 can someone explain this punchline to me. Why Schulz find him knowing bout Jordans funny?

    • @maryjanesbaby9392
      @maryjanesbaby9392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because there’s a crowd of people waiting for the shoe stores to open to buy Jordans and the analogy was used to describe how many pedophiles showed up.

    • @michael43567
      @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maryjanesbaby9392 I get that part. But why does Schulz say "how you know bout Jordans bruh" then starts cracking up.
      I don't get why that was funny to him.

  • @jaymoralucifer
    @jaymoralucifer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A millón things run through my mind you don't have to be in jail to be doing time.

  • @piratekng
    @piratekng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'd get in top" lmfao🤣🤣🤫

  • @dboilaflare7339
    @dboilaflare7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That suit way to blue my dude CTG

  • @kari8187
    @kari8187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Char is ready for his Pap smear 😂

  • @G_____
    @G_____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did people have to sign a release?

  • @michaelmilitello8351
    @michaelmilitello8351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    no, jail just aint it. - Wax

  • @romezoolander2291
    @romezoolander2291 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Definitely choosing life

  • @antoniohowell856
    @antoniohowell856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ill take the life in prison real quick

  • @jojoramirez3848
    @jojoramirez3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andrew DeGeneres lol

  • @410balla
    @410balla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂 Andrew was wrong, the show started in 2004

  • @SkarryTerry
    @SkarryTerry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is Charlamagay in the delivery position?

  • @marshallcrary5585
    @marshallcrary5585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wax said henny d!(k

  • @711hudson
    @711hudson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WTF did I just listen to....LOL

  • @albertalves3693
    @albertalves3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need that lion hat....

  • @Wiltdastilt44
    @Wiltdastilt44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wiki say it premiered in 2004

  • @nandwani88
    @nandwani88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Charlemagne would choose to get boned regardless

  • @Nowellintv
    @Nowellintv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wax a 100% right

  • @rjtheone9647
    @rjtheone9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are crazy🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephsaunders9590
    @josephsaunders9590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andrew has a point

  • @books6200
    @books6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2004 not 94

  • @pwpstrick
    @pwpstrick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    CTG suspect 😆

  • @Joey181From
    @Joey181From 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:00 Start here and listen to how Cthagod Dodged prison for his Jessica Reid case. This man is a booty Warrior!! Kwame Brown is Correct!!

  • @hiphopshitz
    @hiphopshitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    U mighta been in one of those episodes.

  • @MauricioSandoval-xc9ih
    @MauricioSandoval-xc9ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At the very least CTG is a closeted bi-sexual, there’s no way you can talk this colorfully about gay things so comfortably..

  • @davidjean-louis8885
    @davidjean-louis8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would stay far away from jail

  • @fanenthusiast3802
    @fanenthusiast3802 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Then what will happen is a lot of people in jail trying to break out of jail

  • @UmarKhan-su1vv
    @UmarKhan-su1vv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wax should start his own podcast and ditch these bums man. I can’t take em serious no more

    • @yngprafit2586
      @yngprafit2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does have a podcast

    • @Topboy_1Mc
      @Topboy_1Mc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charla is a hella gay jheeez

  • @azienoalpo6827
    @azienoalpo6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To Catch a Predator first episode was 2004

  • @NHDICKSON
    @NHDICKSON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On God I'm doing life.

  • @dimecanal
    @dimecanal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wax is the best looool

  • @Justadriann7
    @Justadriann7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cc unit catches predators at least once a week

  • @michaellaguerre8586
    @michaellaguerre8586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm taking life in jail

  • @alfonsocanoiii7225
    @alfonsocanoiii7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wild Boyz