The Most Hilarious Childhood Stories | Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz

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  • @cedriclee7110
    @cedriclee7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    i've been attacked by 3 kids with hamburgers hahahahahahhahaha

    • @Mook05
      @Mook05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That look he had after he said it looked like his intellect betrayed him🤣

    • @cedriclee7110
      @cedriclee7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mook05 in charla's defense, he called it hamburgers because that's what Andrew jokingly called it earlier in the show.

  • @static_wi9398
    @static_wi9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    The amount of times I rewinded the hamburgers line is unbelievable. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Mook05
      @Mook05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That stoked me plus andrew's screaming laugh

    • @dblanco_12
      @dblanco_12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least 5+ times for me, omg I’m bout to wake up my girl lmfao

    • @alejandroarellano9071
      @alejandroarellano9071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dudes in the back ain’t helping either lmaooo

    • @tysonsantos7488
      @tysonsantos7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stefan Trevor is she cheating?

    • @kristinarodriguez5652
      @kristinarodriguez5652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i didn’t think it would be funny after reading this first and it still had me WEAK 😂

  • @ianthuo9227
    @ianthuo9227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I'm not gonna lie, that joke by his friend Carlos is top five all time

  • @amellowblue
    @amellowblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    did this man just call aspergers - hamburgers lmao bahahahaha

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    4:00 Aye...calling an asian kid to look at the terrible stitching on your jacket and blaming his cousin HAS to be one of the slickest racist joke I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂💀

    • @barrywhite3956
      @barrywhite3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shultz be walking that thin ass line tho 😂 I love it

    • @peanutbutterchocolatecake6182
      @peanutbutterchocolatecake6182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That’s low key the funniest joke I ever heard

    • @yerrrrico3893
      @yerrrrico3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peanutbutterchocolatecake6182 was🇱🇰🇪🇸

    • @DHernandez1333
      @DHernandez1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shout out Carlos 😂

    • @bruhbutwhytho
      @bruhbutwhytho 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barrywhite3956 He walked passed the line lol.

  • @laurenshaw2160
    @laurenshaw2160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    That hamburgers line slapped hard.. Intentional or not!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😭😭😭😭🤣😂😂

  • @yardiewrx
    @yardiewrx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Ginger root hand" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @toroTalks
    @toroTalks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "3hrs. That's a long time when you think you have aids." I lost it

  • @TTJJCC
    @TTJJCC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "That came from a place of pain." I immediately spit my drink out 😂😂😂

  • @anubis2044
    @anubis2044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Kids need conflict to learn how to resolve problems on their own.

    • @ochenGsUp
      @ochenGsUp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The left hook to the body solved all my problems.

    • @maillardsbearcat
      @maillardsbearcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is true. I was a pretty sheltered kid so once I was thrown into the adult world I would always handle situations poorly and overreact. Lessons that I should have learned as a child.

    • @finchisneat
      @finchisneat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And to learn their limits!

    • @afrosymphony8207
      @afrosymphony8207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes but not that kinda conflict described in this video...The culture in american highschools back then was just fucking evil. Good laud

    • @gobot581
      @gobot581 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s called hands and feet

  • @zannia5510
    @zannia5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    How you gonna bully a kid with “hamburgers” I’m weak😭🙃

  • @cricket555
    @cricket555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Little ginger root hand" I'M DEAD. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @alexdayenian
    @alexdayenian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Taylor is definitely the type to hear a very obvious joke about the sun and earth and jupiter and then go “wait whattttt???”

  • @theheeze
    @theheeze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I'm good....I'M GOOD!" Yo as a long time Brilliant Idiots fan I've heard that story before but I never thought about how Wax actually did Charla a favor with that prank.
    That's a true friend

  • @Grandmaster_Vic
    @Grandmaster_Vic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I deadass fell out of my seat when I heard the hamburgers part 😂😂

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Carlos is a fuckin’ legend 💀👌🏽

  • @JDeuce
    @JDeuce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Charla trying to play the sympathy card through hamburgers. 😂

  • @doodorgins2640
    @doodorgins2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Yo my homie did the Anonymous STD prank on me also and I got tested and everything freaking the fuck out. It wasn’t until two years later when we were tripping on acid when he told me that he sent that shit to me. Man that shit was hilarious.

  • @violetsky8344
    @violetsky8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I can listen to charla all day when he doesn't talk about politics

    • @mikekull7183
      @mikekull7183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which isn’t often….his bitcch side comes out way too much

    • @jesselund360
      @jesselund360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Word. He's a feminist to the MAX.

  • @ethanjaykrueger6584
    @ethanjaykrueger6584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My dad had dyslexia back in those days and to this day he lived out the consequences of the way he was treated and scrutinized. Imagine riding those busses with no disability whatsoever... I couldn’t bare it

  • @BGA1996
    @BGA1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alexx’s laugh kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @degrader4173
    @degrader4173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chemistry here is real.

  • @mirandam5746
    @mirandam5746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I randomly start thinking of the people I was so evil to and damn it ruins my day.

  • @mackeym10
    @mackeym10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honestly I think it’s bad that we separate the disabled care from the regular kids. I was the disabled kid back in the day and honestly it’s stunt me from being able to communicate or talk to anybody because I already had that problem to begin with so not have been any practice in high school made it even harder now.

    • @mackeym10
      @mackeym10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not saying it shouldn’t have disable classes or what not but there needs to be more of a understanding and punishment for people who mess with those kinds of people because that’s fucked up and you wanna teach somebody not to do that not just to push them to the side and Not even acknowledge them

  • @jamesbradford1153
    @jamesbradford1153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Andrew got that Luigi plumber fit on

  • @herrokittyxo
    @herrokittyxo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I realized he was trying to say aspergers not hamburgers a minute later 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alico7216
    @alico7216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Yo Hamburgers is a serious issue don't be making no jokes XD

  • @clydemiller3701
    @clydemiller3701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It hurts in hilarity and relatable trauma how spot on all this commentary is...........lol

  • @that_onearmguyyy4618
    @that_onearmguyyy4618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:57 he called it hamburger! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nihaarshah7982
    @nihaarshah7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    me and my friends in high school rn did literally everything y’all talked about that’s fucking absurd. the generations really got no differences

  • @twodanex
    @twodanex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Charla's gaining a little bit of that quarantine 15

    • @gunsntorches
      @gunsntorches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chunky cheeks

    • @osvaldoluna7598
      @osvaldoluna7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂 more then 15

    • @Cobhammar
      @Cobhammar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool to see you're looking at another mans weight.

  • @kaedonisawsome
    @kaedonisawsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yo charlemagne don’t hate on the Toyota Tercel😂 just copped an 84, 4wd, you know they pimpin

  • @NPORT1981
    @NPORT1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Lol, in college we used to sign up our friends to groups like sex addiction advocates and pray the gay away. They would get weekly brochures and phone calls which was always good for a laugh.

  • @nfvoodz8828
    @nfvoodz8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This podcast is gold

  • @alfonsocanoiii7225
    @alfonsocanoiii7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anytime I'm having a shit day I jus thrown on Brilliant Idiots clips

  • @Noise_floorxx
    @Noise_floorxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Gave em syphilis.”

  • @josephlindsey5210
    @josephlindsey5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m Esther, you’re Jupiter 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chriskingsbury6896
    @chriskingsbury6896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I learned the dozens Jr high and was a master by 10th grade.... Great times

  • @kudakwashemwashayenyi4752
    @kudakwashemwashayenyi4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Them STD pranks are hilarious😂😂😂

  • @TanEbear
    @TanEbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hamburgers!!?!! That took me out and even more so when he didn't understand

  • @ph_hacker_d
    @ph_hacker_d 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man said Hamburgers instead of Aspergers. I’m fucking DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Andre_____
    @Andre_____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “There was a kid that put me in a head lock and he was missing a couple fingers..... his hand looked like ginger rooot” !!!!! Lololol I’m done with TH-cam

  • @HENDRIX2099
    @HENDRIX2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can relate, my school life was a jungle back in the day, everyone was a loose cannon, no mercy!

  • @athirstyguy
    @athirstyguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He was holdin me horizontal!
    That is not horizontal, pray for Charla

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my son Fish turned Charlamagne like he was adjusting a painting on the wall smh

  • @shawng.478
    @shawng.478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    bro ginger root won the podcast for me

  • @connorlucas5035
    @connorlucas5035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Yoo Charlemagne has so much more personality in person

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Schulz must've been a handful for teachers And shy kids.

  • @kolesteele4242
    @kolesteele4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One guy kept calling another guy Fake Ass Sean Paul at my school, they had a fight, “Sean” got his jaw broke. Everyone started calling him JAWS “Paul” from 007 till it healed.

  • @ShawnonSkates
    @ShawnonSkates 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have watched four of these videos thinking he was Jeezy😂

  • @StivenOlivares
    @StivenOlivares 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahahahaha this clip was funny as shit

  • @thecountysfinest
    @thecountysfinest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bruhhhh we gotta get these hamburgers of these kids haha

  • @4Noirr_
    @4Noirr_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh no they exist bro I was 15 7 years ago we was doing this dumb shit😂😂😂

  • @afrosymphony8207
    @afrosymphony8207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i swear they gotta change the name to that asbergers disease, at this point the name doing more harm than the disease 😂😂😂

  • @AM-vv7xr
    @AM-vv7xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Andrew is trying so hard not smell things from a mile away 🤣

  • @trashmonet
    @trashmonet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I stopped roasting people for the most part. I realized later in life from multiple people that it really affected them. I still feel bad sometimes. Like many people, I have mental health issues, and I hate thinking that I contributed to someone's low self esteem and mental health problems.

  • @b23beatz
    @b23beatz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn’t realize Andrew has been on this show so many times great every time

    • @TheIcemanthomas
      @TheIcemanthomas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What? It’s his show. They been on this show together for years. Lol

    • @melojordans23
      @melojordans23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheIcemanthomas closing in on a decade. Shame they deleted all the old episodes

  • @kt3184
    @kt3184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣 i’m good!!😂

  • @geezushasrisen
    @geezushasrisen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I’m GOOD!”

  • @jfilms8660
    @jfilms8660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They still treat special kids a type of way. In my school they would have them do chores like sell coffee in the morning or mop after lunch. Seemed kinda immoral. This was like 2018 so I’m sure it’s still happening.

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was in high school in 2016. Some guy drew some crazy looking monster and said "Yeah I was just tryna draw Michael". So yeah bullies are still vicious out here lol

    • @maestrohiphop
      @maestrohiphop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You call that vicious? Lol

    • @michael43567
      @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maestrohiphop yes. Entire class heard it, teacher even chuckled. My crush laughed. This is worse than getting punched in the face or getting jumped.

    • @beastmode345
      @beastmode345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that’s not vicious lol

    • @michael43567
      @michael43567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beastmode345 what's worse than being called ugly & the entire class laughing (including the teacher & your crush)?
      I'd rather get jumped or get my lunch money robbed.

    • @beastmode345
      @beastmode345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michael43567 i’m just saying there are more vicious ways of calling people ugly than saying a drawing looks like someone

  • @DragonsInTheSkyy
    @DragonsInTheSkyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    fucking gold

  • @dcmiguel7777
    @dcmiguel7777 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:39 🍔

  • @kolesteele4242
    @kolesteele4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There was a half white, half dark guy, kinda like Drake, at my highschool and in between classes everyone would say “HOLA! COMA ESTA!” to him.
    💁🏻‍♂️😌

    • @darrellgainer6966
      @darrellgainer6966 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tf is half dark guy?😂😂 black? Brown?

  • @Carrrnversations
    @Carrrnversations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Andrew low key handsome

  • @georgebicknell9919
    @georgebicknell9919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That shit still happens in english schools

  • @Alma-rd6hw
    @Alma-rd6hw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Hamburgers"

  • @Dukethunders
    @Dukethunders 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:23 shout out Johnny Lawrence!!😂 #cobrakai
    th-cam.com/video/8tirZ7pXaCQ/w-d-xo.htmlm48s

  • @mehyurr1325
    @mehyurr1325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Andrew laughing extra for his master😂

  • @citylights3452
    @citylights3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brilliant idiots is funnier than the JBP

  • @pineroqgtm
    @pineroqgtm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep saying the same thing over and over again !! Why is Taylor there

  • @fistedwaffle8881
    @fistedwaffle8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s still the same way guys yah trippin you think people only talk online now 😂 only reason we not living the exact same is cause it’s quarantine

  • @ech0828
    @ech0828 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo.. you know Ebony and here sister be.... Damn I remember them lies we used to spread.

  • @cyberrecluse7024
    @cyberrecluse7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Headlocks must be the most easiest move ... every body across cultures nd countries have been in on one of those... 🤮

  • @StonerforLifeWeed
    @StonerforLifeWeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was me who put u ina headlock 1985 remember me

  • @khaliltrent117
    @khaliltrent117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why they be doing Taylor like that what did you give him syphilis is wild lol 🤦🏽‍♂️ y’all played to much for me y’all let those jokes go on to long.

  • @derickharman9820
    @derickharman9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cultural legends for sure

  • @LiterallyGod
    @LiterallyGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YO HUSH ABOUT THE STD MESSAGE..

  • @Noah-pk7tf
    @Noah-pk7tf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never really bullied anybody but I was a huge asshole to my teachers and made a few of the women teachers cry from saying rude things and I feel bad about that to this day...lmao

  • @GDCmusiic
    @GDCmusiic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    💪🏽😂✅

  • @arlandoamb6754
    @arlandoamb6754 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣😭🤣😭🤣👏🏿👏🏿

  • @IamGettis
    @IamGettis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So cthag got bullied alot.. And he acts like he's the bully but if u listen to his stories he's always the victim.. Pay attention

    • @theheeze
      @theheeze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hurt people hurt people lol😂😫

    • @jarellissmartguy
      @jarellissmartguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @TimSosaa
      @TimSosaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he’s never shyed away from that, clearly he’s talking about it

    • @IamGettis
      @IamGettis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TimSosaa who said he wasn't talking about it?

    • @antoniocollie865
      @antoniocollie865 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s literally talking about it. This is a funny ass clip and you still can’t stop hating

  • @ILoveESincerely
    @ILoveESincerely 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to school with a girl with a ginger root hand 😂wtf is the scientific term for that?

  • @Monday.x.Artists
    @Monday.x.Artists 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    charlamagne a ex bully

  • @Sargent1987
    @Sargent1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao

  • @jerictaborn1694
    @jerictaborn1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WTHRYS

  • @ChristopherSmith-fy1hw
    @ChristopherSmith-fy1hw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh yea. It was a battleground. You better come with the funny. Or you getting clowned.

  • @shirleylavernerosej.120
    @shirleylavernerosej.120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    👁am vanilla🧊white🍫hot 🥶🥶🥵 had 2 pay u 2 get that name right. Lil lost tribe seek unity not the follow steps of holy 👣 well lil keno hacienda days friend. See u now no love lost still dogs in my pound. 👁 got mo contents that the average ☝🏻 cent? Figure that!

  • @CB12389
    @CB12389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m starting to think Charlemagne is really slow.

  • @ZGAMER777
    @ZGAMER777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    is charlamagne wearing eye shadows

  • @jasonreyes5767
    @jasonreyes5767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shes lying

  • @KingJcash
    @KingJcash 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    But they wanna talk shit about dababy

  • @iconicicon78
    @iconicicon78 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only jokes Andrew has is racism lol he really isn’t funny at all

  • @Gfhmike
    @Gfhmike 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How is Taylor that slow and have a job 😂 her and Charlamagne must legit be family.