I love imagining Lil’ Krieger as the Warhammer 40k equivalent of SCP-999. No one really wants to hurt him and everyone either tolerates him or loves him.
Imagine if he indeed had some power that was somehow similar to 999's, in W40K everything is posible, why not a lil krieger who has the power to pacify
I dont think he can considering he seems to hangout with literally every faction, hes probably more likely to corruption a demon prince then to fall to chaos
Attempting to steal the small Kriegsman was a severe mistake and critical lapse of judgment. Trazyn is now fleeing from earth shaker cannons, a company of Sororitas, the entirety of the Black Templars, and a small Cadian on an attack bike. This will end very poorly.
big e: captain general, get the tiny kreiger by any means necessary. kitten: yes my lord. the universe: time to get the tiny kriegsmen back. trayzn: fuck!!!
Well the sororitas actually care about and respect the guardsmen so it tracks. Also, only one of their special sects are celibate. So they can get pregnant.
Just adding to the conversation, apparently Romance Novels from Krieg authors are popular within Imperial society (those that can read I guess). So if there's any doubt, go look up "My Wish to Generate Children with You is only Exceed by My Devotion to Him."
Base on this so a high ranking krigesmen married a sorroritas to make a kid that wants to be like his dad and mom amd every one else sounds like his aunt or uncle or even grandparents with a necron and dreadnought
Chaos Marine: "Ah Lord Khorne, we have a problem. We hurt a guardsman." Khorne: "How's that a problem, I'm the blood god!" Choas Marine: "It was the one they call, Lil' Krieger." Khorne: "F***"
Little krieger when old: www.google.com/search?sca_esv=601121294&rlz=1C1CHBF_deDE1011DE1011&sxsrf=ACQVn08A-O_Rl6Lh0r4uJ-Ef6NHjILNhAw:1706115390688&q=shovel+gun&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZ6LqOv_aDAxXLX_EDHRUoAy0Q0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1920&bih=953&dpr=1#imgrc=_fEhiTAVx2AqDM
@@Unknowntraveler302 Nah, Big E heals himself and his strong desire to save little Krieger gives him the strength to still keep the Throne going as normal, and jump into the field personally restored to his prime to kick Trayzen's ass.
Warhammer: it's grimdark future, hope is dead, everyone suffers and we all are going to die in pointless battle over some shit hill Warhammer community: it's a smol kriegboy. Protect the little bean
Little Krieger is just the most precious little ray of sunshine and must be protected at all costs! Same with his Sororitas mommy and little Guardsman buddy! I just love this little bean so much!
I want to see a episode were little kreig is shot by a chaous cultust and then even his own allies chaous marines turn to him and chase him and aswell as the black crusaders,Whit Scars,Necrons and sisters if battle and not even 3 seconds later he gets up confused as it just hit his shovel that he got from the mechanicus and it blocked the shot sense plot armor none shall slay little krieg even the emporer him self could not stand for it.
3:55 this makes me want to see a retirement type gathering of old marines like Bjorn and Dante. Just have them chill and talk about their experiences and give advice.
I like to think along with his parents there are a few of every type of non chaos marine chapter there with a dreadnought with tyranids acting like dogs and that one necron with some of his soldiers living nearby with some cadians with orca who come for a fight and talk with the little one
Also Guilliman and Yvraine visit him and he’s gets excited his Uncle and aunt are visiting and won’t stop asking when they’ll get married causing them to be embarrassed
@@EtienneMorin-ot1hr more ideas. At one point a Daemon that uses all powers of the four comes and corners the little guy. Then the little one chuckles and the thing turns around to see every sort of ally filled to the brim with hate. The little guy’s parents grab him and put him with the little Cadian before everyone gives the Daemon and the Four the beating of a Necrons lifetime
I'm glad the video cheered you up even if it was a little. Might be a little weird to say but it's the reason I make content, its to make people laugh and bring something a Lil brighter to their day, hope things do start getting better soon for you and any others that feel this way. Stay safe.
1:28 Actually yes. What do you mean no kriegsman marine? And with all honesty. I want this Kriegsman to be an actual part of the lore. GW please, PLEASE, let us have smol Krieger, everyone loves
-Kriegsman are in a war -Little Krieger waddles his way over to the trench with his little shovel -Enemy shoots at him, makes him fall and hurt himself -Battle stops immediately -Enemy is bragging how he shot a Kriegsman -All the other soldiers immediately tell him to shut up -The whole entire imperium arrives on the planet along with Chaos Marines and the goddamn Emperor -Little Krieg is then fixed up and the enemies are obliterated while Little Krieger is building a smoll hole
I wanna see belisarias crawl meet the mini krieger and he picks him up with his mecha tentacles scans him and has a meltdown as he cannot understand how he came to be
You know he's devoted to the emperor when he dug a trench before he got a shovel!
Only the truly devoted would
I love imagining Lil’ Krieger as the Warhammer 40k equivalent of SCP-999. No one really wants to hurt him and everyone either tolerates him or loves him.
Imagine if he indeed had some power that was somehow similar to 999's, in W40K everything is posible, why not a lil krieger who has the power to pacify
As do I.
As do I.
SCP? Sounds Xenosy... *squints in Deathwatch*
If the little krieger ever falls to chaos, the imperium would fall. That is why we must protect him.
To true
I dont think he can considering he seems to hangout with literally every faction, hes probably more likely to corruption a demon prince then to fall to chaos
@@kronosestarfinder9574 He is amassing an army
Aww I would love to see him with the tiny trio but then again I think we're ready for that level of cuteness yet.
@@omarririttenberg6038 As a wise dreadnought once said ‘I need not words to speak when I have held a virus bomb.’
Attempting to steal the small Kriegsman was a severe mistake and critical lapse of judgment. Trazyn is now fleeing from earth shaker cannons, a company of Sororitas, the entirety of the Black Templars, and a small Cadian on an attack bike. This will end very poorly.
Don't forget the entire Death Korps of Krieg
big e: captain general, get the tiny kreiger by any means necessary.
kitten: yes my lord.
the universe: time to get the tiny kriegsmen back.
trayzn: fuck!!!
@@quinnhasse9170 Also Captain General, why is your armor still silver????
…for the Imperium.
@@thisisalie-ft8cvTHIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON
Aww look at the little krieger with his parents and his one big family
1:17
A Sororitas wife and a child?
That Kriegsman is living the dream.
Well the sororitas actually care about and respect the guardsmen so it tracks. Also, only one of their special sects are celibate. So they can get pregnant.
@@Nempo13
Oh so there's one that is celibate?
I thought it was fair game for all of them. What's the name?
Just adding to the conversation, apparently Romance Novels from Krieg authors are popular within Imperial society (those that can read I guess).
So if there's any doubt, go look up "My Wish to Generate Children with You is only Exceed by My Devotion to Him."
"you know whats worse than a captured sister? a kriegsman with a reason to live. I am his reason."
@@Tagellus I get that reference.
0:31 my goodness, he fortified so much that he made a whole suit of space marine armor! it's like a trench with legs! Uncle Rogal would be so proud.
He ran out things to fortify so he fortified himself
Not just space marine armour, boyo made a god damn set of terminator armour, the mechanicus would be so proud
Base on this so a high ranking krigesmen married a sorroritas to make a kid that wants to be like his dad and mom amd every one else sounds like his aunt or uncle or even grandparents with a necron and dreadnought
Oi, let the community have this one. There’s already enough grim-dark to go around.
Little Krieger befriended the Silent King of the Necrons, how nice.
Even Dante could barely
I think that’s Nemesor Zahndrekh
@@Firewall_FRConfirmed
It's incredible!!
I love how everyone ignores that he probably was the first person to make that dreadnought feel happy / joyful in centuries
If someone deserves to be a Black Templar, is this little blessing in a gas mask... I mean, it could be the most germanic character in the saga.
Chaos Marine: "Ah Lord Khorne, we have a problem. We hurt a guardsman."
Khorne: "How's that a problem, I'm the blood god!"
Choas Marine: "It was the one they call, Lil' Krieger."
Khorne: "F***"
Massive warp storms insue
This little krieger has learnt so much that when he gets older he will 1v4 all the chaos gods.
Bro will do it with one hand tied behind his back
@@spamtomwiththeswordand with a plastic shovel
Little krieger when old: www.google.com/search?sca_esv=601121294&rlz=1C1CHBF_deDE1011DE1011&sxsrf=ACQVn08A-O_Rl6Lh0r4uJ-Ef6NHjILNhAw:1706115390688&q=shovel+gun&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZ6LqOv_aDAxXLX_EDHRUoAy0Q0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1920&bih=953&dpr=1#imgrc=_fEhiTAVx2AqDM
Hell, he’ll body the Dark King while he’s at it
Bros gonna squad wipe them
2:38
silent king: put him back.
trayzn: why?
silent king: points to the emperor rising off the golden throne followed by all the custodies.
Ayayayayaaaa intensifies
Bunch of lubricated naked men coming to silent king n trazyn
And that was the day the entire known galaxy was erased
*insert the Breath of the Wild Final boss theme*
@@Unknowntraveler302 Nah, Big E heals himself and his strong desire to save little Krieger gives him the strength to still keep the Throne going as normal, and jump into the field personally restored to his prime to kick Trayzen's ass.
Warhammer: it's grimdark future, hope is dead, everyone suffers and we all are going to die in pointless battle over some shit hill
Warhammer community: it's a smol kriegboy. Protect the little bean
The darkest games spawn the happiest communities
@@ginothecrusader9301 goes with the saying "The only way is up."
Every Ogryn within the galaxy: “PROTEC DA LIL ‘UN!!!!!!!!!!!”
Exactly.
he could get along well with the smol Sororitas
Probably one of the only non cloned kriegs
Little Krieger is just the most precious little ray of sunshine and must be protected at all costs! Same with his Sororitas mommy and little Guardsman buddy!
I just love this little bean so much!
1:58
I love that the lil guys giggles and panic sounds the same. A kreiger would have to laugh at something that could bring him fear.
NOO LITTLE KRIEGER, DON'T WALK NEAT THAT NIGHTLORD!
Haha shovel go BRRRRRR
Oh mine Gott-Emperor! Zis Spess Marine is covered in flayen skinen.
Ok the Harlequin putting on a puppet show was my favorite
Harlequins are mostly focused upon bitch-slapping Slaanesh and are friendly
I love the fact that he cant fall to chaos and that every faction is kind to him.
Truly the only thing that can unite the galaxy. A little krieger
Brother Badger:THE SPACE BOOK SAYS THIS IS BAD
Brother Grouse:it says we can’t do that in the Codex
BROTHER HEAVENLY: WELL I CANT READ!
5:38 well Grimaldus himself admitted he couldn’t read so that tracks.
DONT WHIP YOUR HEAVY FLAMER LIKE A POOL NOODLE
To live in the 40k setting and truly have NO enemies is a feat beyond all the legends of time.
Him having tea time with the silent king was amazing.
Only a Grot and a Tyrannid, and the latter looked more irritated than angry.
@@Nempo13pretty sure that's not the silent king, it looks way more like nemesor zahndrekh
Got to love the little Krieger playing with the little Cadian. :)
Always!
I feel like walking up to ANY space marine, apart from possibly a Salamander, and asking for Uppies is a suicidal thing to do.....
What about uppies from a sister of battle🤔
Asking to get yeeted like a football by a roided up quarterback
This was so cute and perfect. I want to see more of this little Kreig-marine!
“Walk softly and carry a big gun”
-Little Krieger
SO ADORABLE
I declare him a Perpetual
Emperor emperor on the throne, Who's the cutest guardsmen of them all?
1:19 Jesus krieger dad must be strong to hold up battle sister mom with her power armor on
Now we know why she Is so happy
This is how we got excellent creations like Pyro. Hand over mouth while speaking into a mic will always be my favourite filter
2:18
Was that... Text-to-Speech Kaldor Draigo... offering Little Krieger a TANGERINE!?!
The little cherry giggle from in the armor that is adorable.
This lil guy is so pure he can turn chaos marines loyal again through cute or killing
1:46 I'm pretty sure he just materializes hot choccy whenever he needs it
100%
I want to see a episode were little kreig is shot by a chaous cultust and then even his own allies chaous marines turn to him and chase him and aswell as the black crusaders,Whit Scars,Necrons and sisters if battle and not even 3 seconds later he gets up confused as it just hit his shovel that he got from the mechanicus and it blocked the shot sense plot armor none shall slay little krieg even the emporer him self could not stand for it.
Li'l Krieger is the wholesome we absolutely knew we needed in our 40k.
Small Krieg: **makes happy noises**
The Emperor: “This is my servant. With him, I am well pleased.”
There could be a whole tv series about him I would watch every episode
1:02: Internal monologue: I know I should maim and murder, but... THIS MORTAL IS SO DAMN CUTE!
Him being friends with the little Cadian is so wholesome
If Lil krieger grows and is a pacifist he’s gonna be the best diplomat lol
or he could solo every chaos god
Khorme demon: EVERYONE MUST DIE IN KHORNES NAME except him he is cool
*Every demon silently agreeing*
Let's be honest here. Little Krieger is addorable (must protecc), but Krieger dad is an absolute badass
100%
3:55 this makes me want to see a retirement type gathering of old marines like Bjorn and Dante. Just have them chill and talk about their experiences and give advice.
Omg I have a new fav 40k meme
I'm glad you enjoy it
@@lichkean I'll protect smol Kriegsmen with my life. The Emperor protects
The Emperor protects
I like to think along with his parents there are a few of every type of non chaos marine chapter there with a dreadnought with tyranids acting like dogs and that one necron with some of his soldiers living nearby with some cadians with orca who come for a fight and talk with the little one
Also Guilliman and Yvraine visit him and he’s gets excited his Uncle and aunt are visiting and won’t stop asking when they’ll get married causing them to be embarrassed
@@Henesie-yf6ty dude, I now need to see this.
@@Henesie-yf6tyf***, where’s my insulin?! I got diabetes from that!
@@EtienneMorin-ot1hr more ideas. At one point a Daemon that uses all powers of the four comes and corners the little guy. Then the little one chuckles and the thing turns around to see every sort of ally filled to the brim with hate. The little guy’s parents grab him and put him with the little Cadian before everyone gives the Daemon and the Four the beating of a Necrons lifetime
@@Henesie-yf6ty ooohh, that’s a nice description. I can perfectly imagine ..ow, my kidney, I’m doing a wholesomeness overdose.
5:24 I like to imagine that The Emperor woke up briefly so he could kick slaanesh and that one slaaneshi cultist for trying that with lil krieger
So where do we buy the Little Krieger plushies?
I still need a loop of a noise marine moving while freebird is playing in the background
1:18 I know that’s type of dad that doesn’t show his love very much but would kill every chaos god to keep little Krieger safe
2:00 i smell gold and the emperor's grace approaching at a terrifying speed
Every chapter and the champion have come to rain hell on all that hurt the little krieg
1:58 always takes such a dark turn.
Crying because it's not him
@@sla2her861
Its actually better in that way, thanks :3
@@trifstev8975 no no it’s not
Felt like a turn back to the wh40k reality.
I am so fucking depressed right now, but this makes me not want to die
I'm glad the video cheered you up even if it was a little.
Might be a little weird to say but it's the reason I make content, its to make people laugh and bring something a Lil brighter to their day, hope things do start getting better soon for you and any others that feel this way. Stay safe.
Good luck mate with any battle you’re facing. I know for sure you’ll overcome it
No, you must serve The God Emperor, there is no time for depression.
Hey, you’re still here which is a good thing. You can do this, I promise.
I love this! This just made my day
I'm glad 😊
Love the dad just blitz. Kreig!!
Little guy is the only thing that can bring peace to the galaxy ❤
The little gas mask noises are like a nuclear reactor of serotonin
we must protect the little one with all our might brothers when he grows old, he will be the best of the best.... for the emperor
2:16 "Would you like a TANGERINE?" said Kaldor 'Mother Fuckin' Draigo
Kaldor has many names unless he remembers that he is Kaldor Draigo
1:28 Actually yes. What do you mean no kriegsman marine? And with all honesty. I want this Kriegsman to be an actual part of the lore. GW please, PLEASE, let us have smol Krieger, everyone loves
-Kriegsman are in a war
-Little Krieger waddles his way over to the trench with his little shovel
-Enemy shoots at him, makes him fall and hurt himself
-Battle stops immediately
-Enemy is bragging how he shot a Kriegsman
-All the other soldiers immediately tell him to shut up
-The whole entire imperium arrives on the planet along with Chaos Marines and the goddamn Emperor
-Little Krieg is then fixed up and the enemies are obliterated while Little Krieger is building a smoll hole
Little Krieger corrupts chaos
He’s to adorable
3:20 I built a trench I got a shovel
Little krieger grew up the be the black templar champion
ya know...Games workshop would make a ton of money if they sold chibi troopers. I mean I'd want a little krieger watching my shelf. Just saying
I mean it worked with Gundam, the SD line is still around
You now hes invincible when perturabo says kill everyone else except him
the little krieger casuses death to all foes when he gets his shovel out
0:40 this one was good
This this should be a book somebody should make a book about this called the little Krieger that could
It's crazy to think that LITTLE KRIEGER is like normal human size 😂
Spy tf2: Perfection.
I just picture the little Kireg playing with the pyro now
Bros that one kid who is everybody’s homie
1:44-1:46 Most likely from a Sister of Battle...
P.S., I love the Kriegsman's accent...
Thank you
My first honor squad is givin the most important duty, protecting the little one at all cost!
His voice reminds me of every pyro voice line. I want to see something like that now, with them just conversing.
Thank you, will think of something with that
I too tend to engage in demented giggling from time to time B)
*fires one bolter round at the grot* Are you ok little one? are you harmed?
I want a little krieger plushy
PROTECT THE LITTLE ONE!!
3:25 after the he got yonkied, now they to a talking
Little Krieger should learn about what's astartes and what's chaos
POV: a successor chapter of blood angels originates on Krieg:
Little one has been friendly with chaos marines from different factions and still remain loyal to the emperor, he is truly a strong one
Actually wholesome Warhammer.
4:28 Gabrial Angelos from the first Down of War. I love you for this
Haha thank you glad you enjoyed it
I wanna see belisarias crawl meet the mini krieger and he picks him up with his mecha tentacles scans him and has a meltdown as he cannot understand how he came to be
Seeing a Kriegsmen spacemarine is the most beautiful thing I’ve laid my eyes on
It's so cute and wholesome
I love how [laughs in suicidal] is a genuin type of wholesome humour now.
We must protect little krieger
Did i just see a POWER SHOVEL
Yessss
0:28 how to give a plague marine nightmares.
Hanz was here
Emperor : why am i jealous
Horus : no shit... father
Imagine if the little krieger met the tiny robot and the tyrnid
Shout out to all my Kriegas'!
Child don’t eat that candy if from who I think it is you will never eat any thing again
Damn now I want a power shovel😂
The crayon eating part reminds me of the marines