0:26 I like to think that for this, Khorne hates Nurgle the least, Tzeentch the second and Slaanesh the most. Nurgle likes their siblings equally, Tzeentch equally dislikes all their siblings and Slaanesh is astranged from the rest but will occasionally say hi.
I think Khorne hates Tzeentch the most, because of how different their kits are. Slannesh the next most hated, because she plays with her prey, which Khorne thinks is dishonorable
Everything the Blood Angels see when enraged is Horus… that Tyranid over there? Horus! Let’s kill it! That ork squad? Horus! Kill it! That big ass demon with wings and horns? Horus! Destroy it!
To appease the ancient U-Scan Checkout machine spirit, you must scan, OR select *bring my own bag* while placing and lighting the incense for the litany. No other ritual is acceptable on pain of recalibration procedure.
11:51 that could be the best ending possible, the if adeptus mechanics abandoned their stupid doctrine and started working smarter not harder then with the Eldar basis and Tau’s spirit they could have wiped off necron’s and reverse-engineered their tech to acquire the Tyranid uno-reverse card
The Lamenters will make sure that ordinary humans will be safe right before Marine Malevolent shell them. They are traitoris after all. Minotaurs have a history with Lamenters, and it's not a pleasant one.
Something about the last comic, I always knew Fulgrim was bard. Also the image of the entire setting being a DnD style adventure kills me more than it should because I just picture all the "Gods" being either annoying siblings or friends in my head.
15:29 - aaaah the Devourers. I also think that may be Kharn telling them that Angron hates them. In the book Betrayer, Angron laughs at how they arent even the best fighters amongst the World Eaters. Kharn laughed when Angron asked him if he would join them, Blood Spitter carved his name onto the back of one of them. 😂😂
4:52 This was absolutely based on a game of Gladius or a similar game, with the bush being a forest. The Ork and Guardsman are other players who have scouts and can see both of them moving.
Sorry to be that guy but the talon of horus belongs to horus while the emperor created the primarchs I'll go ahead and do this to my self "UM ACKCHUALY"
You know, that Guardsmen should be glad the Lamenters we're coming. If any of them survived the fucking Minotaur bastards, and somehow the Malevolent fuckers, they're for sure bound to either die as True Heroes, or be the ones to have a Space Marine sacrifice their life for them.
13:43 "They say that get all the glory is fun" "They say that we get to fight the front is fun they say" 16:06 DONT STOP FIRING THOSE XENOS WILL NEVER TAKES THIS PLANET
It's a pity he had try to tell slaanesh of all of them but I don't think he have much options our there abd doubt the absolute truth chaos God is in reach 🤔.
Come to think of it, the grey knight’s secrecy wouldn’t do much against their main enemy since when daemons are “killed” they just get banished back to the warp with all their memories intact. I’m starting to think it’s just an excuse for them to be bastards.
Abbadon:....where the fuck did you get a manicure? Black legionare:some guy named dr trey zenkel Abbadon:....set a course to solemnace and assemble our warriors.
Ok the first one is more or less how it feels to have characters on the same table as heavy plasma weapons. IE Heavy plasma incinerators on hellblasters.
Funfact, there were actually 21 Primarchs, counting Omegon. Although, now because of Rogal, and some weird Alien species, it's only 18. Edit: oh, forgot to mention, there's also a cool Pre-Primarch, that has the word Angel in it's name
The Krieger wasn’t panicking about being immortal, they were immensely happy at the thought of being able to do as many charges as necessary
imagine all of the trenches they could build!!
Imagine the shovels
Wait you are telling me I can die for the emperor... and then do it again... an infinite number of times...
*breathing intensifies*
@@rebeccalotto8001 we would need a lot of suicide charges...
Though to them, death is the path of salvation. They are part of the cult of sacrifice after all
The krieger panicking about immortality is beautiful
He can die and live forever and the Emperor is on this thing's side... he's happy as hell
He is just way too excited about eternally serving the imperium and being able to charge the line forever
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@@GodittoC I wish to be a Krieger with immortality
Ja
"Our deamons will blot out the Sun!"
"Then we will fight in the shade."
Perhaps the most badass response to that taunt I've ever heard
Agreed, goes hard.
Spartan laconic speech has a wealth of such quotes.
0:26 I like to think that for this, Khorne hates Nurgle the least, Tzeentch the second and Slaanesh the most. Nurgle likes their siblings equally, Tzeentch equally dislikes all their siblings and Slaanesh is astranged from the rest but will occasionally say hi.
I think Khorne hates Tzeentch the most, because of how different their kits are. Slannesh the next most hated, because she plays with her prey, which Khorne thinks is dishonorable
@@vincentadultman6226khorne hates slaanesh the most and tzeentch and nurgle hate each other
Giving immortality to a Kriegsman has got to be the most evil thing that can be done to them.
Infinitely serving the Emperor?
That's heaven.
They die for the Emperor, if Kriegsman got immortality the galaxy will burn
why, they can die for the emperor an infinite number of times.
Good Job emperor. You made the first Chaos Kreigsmen
Everything the Blood Angels see when enraged is Horus…
that Tyranid over there? Horus! Let’s kill it!
That ork squad? Horus! Kill it!
That big ass demon with wings and horns? Horus! Destroy it!
That Horus over there? Horus! Let's kill it!
9:54 Salty Inquisitor who got disqualified: "If I can't win... *THEN NO ONE WILL!!!"*
1:23 Kieran Barton VO has the best Mr. Burns voice impression
Wow, it really is good!
Agreed. It was... excellent.
To appease the ancient U-Scan Checkout machine spirit, you must scan, OR select *bring my own bag* while placing and lighting the incense for the litany. No other ritual is acceptable on pain of recalibration procedure.
11:51 that could be the best ending possible, the if adeptus mechanics abandoned their stupid doctrine and started working smarter not harder then with the Eldar basis and Tau’s spirit they could have wiped off necron’s and reverse-engineered their tech to acquire the Tyranid uno-reverse card
3:11 I see the Man-Emperor of Mankind with a glowing halo in the background
And the humans(?) having what look to be Destiny Ghosts.
@@mortarion9813 destiny is like a cute scaled down friendlier 40k so it sorta fits lol
18:32 Emperor and Chaos Gods playing D&D will become a series or we (mostly me... maybe) will riot.
I like to think that it isn’t Big E and the chaos gods in universe, but the entire story of 40k is bullshit 5 friends made up while playing DnD.
3:48 Just put Lord Ragnar into a Dreadnought instead, that will keep him alive.
"""Alive"""
That last comic is a masterpiece
absolute enemies playing a tabletop of themselves together
The Trazyn in British museum is *hilarious* !
Minotaurs, Marine Malevolent and Lamenters? Someone REALY pissed off the Administratum.😂
2:08 it is now my head cannon that somewhere in the Warhammer 40k verse there is a single weaponized Ikea run by Orks
Every Mekboy’s dream XD
7:51 at least the Minotaurs and marines malevolent will make sure it’s a victorious day for the imperium while standing on the bodies of the lamentors
The Lamenters will make sure that ordinary humans will be safe right before Marine Malevolent shell them. They are traitoris after all.
Minotaurs have a history with Lamenters, and it's not a pleasant one.
We will "borrow" some minotaurs and marines malevolent relics while they are away
@@Vera_libertasno no you won't
@@captainvanghnshut up clone
@@captainvanghnyes they will
18:35 the emperor as a DM and the chaos gods as players is kinda funny, also the fact that he is the only one taking it serious
a perpetual krieg would be scary for the enemy's
I mean a shovel wielding gas mask wearing guy keeps going after you now matter how many times you shot him???...that would be terrifying
Something about the last comic, I always knew Fulgrim was bard. Also the image of the entire setting being a DnD style adventure kills me more than it should because I just picture all the "Gods" being either annoying siblings or friends in my head.
15:29 - aaaah the Devourers. I also think that may be Kharn telling them that Angron hates them.
In the book Betrayer, Angron laughs at how they arent even the best fighters amongst the World Eaters. Kharn laughed when Angron asked him if he would join them, Blood Spitter carved his name onto the back of one of them.
😂😂
Damn that Mr. Burns impersonation is so spot on, with super small training that dude could be he's voice when the original kicks the bucket.
12:20
The Check in skit. The techpriest sound similar to Starcream Armada imo.
Ye and you know it’s bad when even tech priests have no idea how to fix it
8:33
Slanesh should have said “You been listening to Tzeench for too long”.
9:26 "legally acquired by" meaning looted
Lol, Trazyn was looted)))
9:40 that guardsmen just got done singing Sabaton. Probably ghost division.
Orks in the ikea-
BEAUTIFUL
Again?. you know we stock gargant kits now, right
15:28 Honestly, I'd join just for the chance to wear Terminator Armour.
0:18 with a lasgun? Unfucking likely
KRIEG after get immortally
KRIEG : YES I CAN DIG MANY TRENCH AND CHARGE AS LONG AS I WANT TO
Koren stop thinking about violence and started thinking about everything but he does not see me I'm right behind them
3:10 being at this post makes him blissfully unaware of how badly his own race is falling into degeneracy.
4:42 the ork should have just painted himself purple since you never see a purple ork
3:14 FOR THE EMPEROR!
9:41 Thats music is the end of Reist and Bite by Sabaton
15:39
Meanwhile Karne the Betrayer.
"NO, I DO NOT USE THIS ARM TO WACK OFF, IS USE IT TO STRANGLE PEOPLE WHO SAY I DO!"
11:30
"Like that's ever gonna happen!"
*All-Star by smash mouth plays*
4:52 This was absolutely based on a game of Gladius or a similar game, with the bush being a forest. The Ork and Guardsman are other players who have scouts and can see both of them moving.
16:59 Thats the face of a man that expects everything to go wrong
9:44 Was that the end of "Resist and bite" by Sabaton?
Yes glorious
7:41 pray to the emperor you survive.
7:46 prepare for a 99% casualties rate.
7:50 you have 30 seconds to live.
I lost it at 3:30 when the space marine was yelling Horus at a Tyranid
16:44 The TRUE Rogal Dorn tank.
Abby really got rid of his big terminator armor and apparently his dads funny gloves too
Sorry to be that guy but the talon of horus belongs to horus while the emperor created the primarchs
I'll go ahead and do this to my self
"UM ACKCHUALY"
You know, that Guardsmen should be glad the Lamenters we're coming. If any of them survived the fucking Minotaur bastards, and somehow the Malevolent fuckers, they're for sure bound to either die as True Heroes, or be the ones to have a Space Marine sacrifice their life for them.
13:43
"They say that get all the glory is fun"
"They say that we get to fight the front is fun they say"
16:06 DONT STOP FIRING THOSE XENOS WILL NEVER TAKES THIS PLANET
11:09 The fact that even this place didn't use the original Dawn of War Psyker line is the only disappointment I have.
Krieger is panicking as he cant die for his emperor
16:00 honestly this fireworks one is just depressing since we all know what’s going to happen next.
Seems like korne actually learned something from tcheench's history classes
It's a pity he had try to tell slaanesh of all of them but I don't think he have much options our there abd doubt the absolute truth chaos God is in reach 🤔.
Orks + IKEA just makes sense🤣
9:59
This explains everything
"Are you going to eat us?" "Yes" is great
Big E beong the DM in a game with the chaos gods is... somewhat wholesome
The ork ikea trip is beautiful
"Body replicating juice"
Brogal I can spot you some splooge, no sweat
The music choices for some of these are absolutely amazing
8.01 I love the phone reads as : 50 missed calls from Fulgrim
Come to think of it, the grey knight’s secrecy wouldn’t do much against their main enemy since when daemons are “killed” they just get banished back to the warp with all their memories intact. I’m starting to think it’s just an excuse for them to be bastards.
Im suprised korn relized their demons look like necrontyre than fucking tzench
The guard are fears I mean 1000 earth shakers is pretty fucking scary
15:23 u see this is a psyci spell to make the guardmen forget his there amd thought he killed the blood letter
Ain't there like four blood angles who arnt affected / where but overcame it
14:39 pulls out shovel and proceeds to blugon the demon
Ok i got to the eldar part amd said outloud "meanwhile on Cammorgah" right before the title flash. 😂
1:17 , INFINITE ♾ BAYONET CHARGEEEEEEEEEESSSZZZ!!!!!!😎😎😎♾♾♾😈😈😈😈😈😈🔥💥🍺🍺🍻🔥💥⚔️⚔️🔪⚔️🛠⚒🛠⚒🛠⛏🛡🛡⚔️
To be fair it was Malcador who started construction on Titan. He really wasnt as smart as we him credit for.
12:18 so far this one is my favorite
Same
Accurate presentation of the Black Rage 😤
Abbadon:....where the fuck did you get a manicure?
Black legionare:some guy named dr trey zenkel
Abbadon:....set a course to solemnace and assemble our warriors.
Poor Krieger guy immortality is a horrible thing
Minotaurs, Melevolents and Lamenters... Trio of doom... for theirs ally.
There are also Flesh Tearers
The fact that the necrons sound like papyrus is fucking hilarious
3:15 are those ghosts from destiny 2!
When your rock solo is so hardcore that the Imperium declares exterminatus
meanwhile, me with a Psychically gifted Peterbilt pulling a 53’ reefer trailer.
Tbh the custdoians are the only ones to say no. To the emperor and live.
4:15 how do we get blood for the blood god?
Clever
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Hey you might not see this but you are one of the best voice actors I’ve ever heard please keep up the good work
PS I love how comical you make the voices
Ok the first one is more or less how it feels to have characters on the same table as heavy plasma weapons. IE Heavy plasma incinerators on hellblasters.
0:16 Was it "pity the guardsmen"? 🤔
18:35 this is what I want a entire comic of them playing dnd with primarchs
9:00 is that freaking Sabaton
15:38 i feel bad for those Devourers
9:44 Nice use of sabaton
Boyz it's time to build a gargant
Bruv who let Corn cook?
Lol that guardsmen was like oh fuck im dead when he heard the name lamentors.
them eldar forgot to take history class.
Wait wiliam is a corps that colects "souls" right so springtrap is the god emperor egy phase
Your Mr. Burns voice is... Excellent 🙏
for the Emperor
5:30 this fits surprisingly well
Funfact, there were actually 21 Primarchs, counting Omegon. Although, now because of Rogal, and some weird Alien species, it's only 18.
Edit: oh, forgot to mention, there's also a cool Pre-Primarch, that has the word Angel in it's name
So I personally think the necrons want to die and not be living metal.
Last one is brilliant
Trazin is planning sothing with the kreigsman
Honestly I bet Ikea has gargant kits
trazyn about to to steal the british museum
Which song was used at 9:42? I recognised it as a Sabaton somg but i cant figure out which it is...