I Swear To God : Nice girls || Jim Jefferies

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  • I Swear To God : Nice girls || Jim Jefferies
    • I Swear To God : Nice ...
    Best Of Jim Jefferies I Swear To God
    Stud and slut
    Being a stud is hard but being a slut is easy.
    Dwarfs
    Dwarfs are the only socially acceptable form of disability to put in a movie.
    Nice girls
    Nice girls are terrible in bed.
    #JimJefferies #Standup #Comedy #JimJefferies2020

ความคิดเห็น • 100

  • @theconscientiousperfecter
    @theconscientiousperfecter ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I spit my ice cream when he said "dwarf farm"...OMG...DEAD!

  • @veganbutcherhackepeter
    @veganbutcherhackepeter ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The reason why Jim Jefferies is probably the best comedian of our time:
    - He comes on stage completely plastered
    - He makes inappropriate non-PC jokes basically just about everyone and anything
    - Not a single fnck was ever given
    Attaboy!

    • @JDiegar
      @JDiegar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's a gift

    • @assplundah
      @assplundah 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep, come out to Australia, we’re pretty much all like that!

    • @KegOfMeat
      @KegOfMeat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I fucking love Jim, Bill and Frankie Boyle.

  • @keokawasaki7833
    @keokawasaki7833 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Give him beer and a mic and just sit back and enjoy

  • @mav1957
    @mav1957 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Brilliant Jim another hilarious story keep em coming..

  • @Oliviux78
    @Oliviux78 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I hate that it skips through his act. I miss some of the punchlines.

    • @Technickcall
      @Technickcall ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its almost unwatchable

  • @maiastonebridge9568
    @maiastonebridge9568 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brutal cuts

  • @chronicprocrastina
    @chronicprocrastina ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This guy spits facts; and the sad thing is facts are offensive to some nowadays

    • @ikvangalen6101
      @ikvangalen6101 ปีที่แล้ว

      They want to exterminate comedy… wokism for you!

    • @derPetunientopf
      @derPetunientopf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh come on. There is always some wanker who is mad about something. Fact is, facts were always offensive to some people. There is NOTHING new about it. Its just other wankers and other facts. Thats just how the cooky crumbles. The most pathetic wankers are those who are mad about other wankers maybe being mad. Dont let me get started about those.

    • @Falante-jd1rp
      @Falante-jd1rp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, facts have always been offensive to some. Or to many. But back in the day people accepted that yes, all facts or things in life are not pleasant.

    • @nacarreira777
      @nacarreira777 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only to c****. 😂

  • @martil.9058
    @martil.9058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Me ; looking at wardrobe, inside is hidden my sexy police woman outfit, looking at my husband, he looks at me, and we start to laugh hysterically .... Goddamn you Jim

  • @anthonysardena8104
    @anthonysardena8104 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i grew up in London,,,came to Australia in 1986 when i was 16,,,beleive it or not...not many Australians have heard of him...hes more famous in America

    • @zorilaz
      @zorilaz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Send me a kangaroo

    • @westbeach8097
      @westbeach8097 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true.

    • @ctydecks
      @ctydecks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, for me the same and I love this kind a humor 😊

  • @samanthafairweather9186
    @samanthafairweather9186 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Australian humor is the best!! Jim needs to come back home!🇦🇺🤣

    • @Tammas
      @Tammas ปีที่แล้ว

      He definitely does because he's turned shit in usa

    • @glennplumb2313
      @glennplumb2313 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Australia this is how most blokes talk in the pub he doesn’t stand out here like he does in UK & USA, ironically he’s the no1 Australian comedian going on crowds yet he’s not as popular here as overseas Ricky Gervais is similar he’s much more famous for standup in USA than UK where he’s more of a comedy tv actor.

    • @Tammas
      @Tammas ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glennplumb2313 He's shit in the USA mate. And Gervais is a wank who can be funny-ish at times, but nowhere near as clever as JJ.

    • @glennplumb2313
      @glennplumb2313 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tammas wtf are you talking about? Bill Burr is the only other comedian on JJs level atm in USA! Louis CK, Chappelle,Segura, Gervais are a level below those 2 atm, Jim’s Gun Control special is the most watched show since Delirious he has 4 Netflix specials already and Feb 14 whole new special comes out, he didn’t just have a podcast like other comedians he has his own show on network tv! I admit a lot of Jim’s popularity in USA is from lack of competition Burr is the only other guy risking politically incorrect jokes but a lot of them are black jokes now he’s married to a black woman hanging shit on white people he’s in a unique position of being liked by all races,

  • @floyd9578
    @floyd9578 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Congratulations on the subtle editing!

    • @williamadkins771
      @williamadkins771 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, it doesn't fuck up the viewing experience at all .

  • @kenmoxley2191
    @kenmoxley2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    True story

  • @nottjohn9418
    @nottjohn9418 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That is so true.

  • @miststuckprofounder1421
    @miststuckprofounder1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is hilarious!

  • @TheLana213
    @TheLana213 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first second of this video🤣

  • @SasaSovilj
    @SasaSovilj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    King :D

  • @rosannaburt3048
    @rosannaburt3048 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I hope he enjoyed his birthday lol

    • @yulemsee3802
      @yulemsee3802 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawnryan1313 lol 2 late im married lol so funny all men miss dates believe why rings happened so reminder u have with u so u remember lol

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shawnryan1313 how couldn't u read this its in his show he just said it

    • @rosannaburt3048
      @rosannaburt3048 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shawnryan1313 maybe shouldn't be allowed to watch adult comedy and clearly says 2 late im already married u can't read summed up words n gonna speak shit lol crazy u wrote me could kept on moving along

  • @SciD1
    @SciD1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can you put any video not cutting off every 30 seconds? WTF, man?

  • @richardruss30
    @richardruss30 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know what would be good? 😂

  • @jennklein1917
    @jennklein1917 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jenn loves this stuff 😏

  • @Michael-nq2fk
    @Michael-nq2fk ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lost it at wonky donkey monsters.

  • @giannidcenzo
    @giannidcenzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂

  • @Janpva.
    @Janpva. ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn it’s cut... what does he say at 4:00 ??

    • @alwynsmit9964
      @alwynsmit9964 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bruising the back of your throat

    • @Janpva.
      @Janpva. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thank you @@alwynsmit9964

  • @zolfodor4835
    @zolfodor4835 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is the full show of this on here ??? Absolutely pissing myself one second,then narked the next coz of the editing ffs.

  • @brigittecaron2081
    @brigittecaron2081 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    wig for every one... or... wig for no one......that's hilarious...!!!

  • @legionstark5220
    @legionstark5220 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why do they keep cutting out content ✂️

  • @michaelparks6120
    @michaelparks6120 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ffs, George Lucas calls a "dwarf farm" that really made me laugh!

  • @Tina-di4lx
    @Tina-di4lx ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Censored to bad.

  • @lewisjones2825
    @lewisjones2825 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PC was asking for it

  • @rolandet
    @rolandet ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ah lock that's opened by many keys is a shitty lcok.
    A key that opens many doors is a master key 🤣

    • @joycejohnson7164
      @joycejohnson7164 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BS! We're talking about people here, NOT locks and keys,,,

    • @rolandet
      @rolandet ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joycejohnson7164 hahaha don't get your panties in a twist sweetheart. It's a joke 😂

    • @joycejohnson7164
      @joycejohnson7164 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was upset because that made sense to me which bothered me SO I had to complain so I'd feel better,,. pants aren't twisted

    • @kingbaguette1843
      @kingbaguette1843 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joycejohnson7164 Keep coping. You can’t get your purity back.

  • @cstepaniuk8611
    @cstepaniuk8611 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I betcha Peter Dinklage doesn’t have trouble finding love.

  • @proton9551
    @proton9551 ปีที่แล้ว

    honest opinion is difficult to find.
    Only comics dare to say them

  • @brigittecaron2081
    @brigittecaron2081 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    no he is the australien not censure.....straight and so funny.....not for everyone...!!!

  • @theroyalqueenmab
    @theroyalqueenmab ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brad Williams is a mini pony #Stud

  • @rafehayman6968
    @rafehayman6968 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Oh please people grow up ITS COMEDY

  • @mdwoods100
    @mdwoods100 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    :D hahahahahah

  • @jhuanstabler4793
    @jhuanstabler4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You still avoiding Avi jimbo?

    • @conors4430
      @conors4430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone avoids him, he’s an idiot

    • @Pbateman721
      @Pbateman721 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Go cry about it

  • @samuelcarstens6152
    @samuelcarstens6152 ปีที่แล้ว

    Censored?? That?

  • @bobhoedel9572
    @bobhoedel9572 ปีที่แล้ว

    Censorship

  • @TheLachsta
    @TheLachsta ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who’s editing these videos?

  • @rochederekmartin085
    @rochederekmartin085 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The editing is let down. I'll get my Jim Jeffries hit on some other channel

  • @darrenbeetson1650
    @darrenbeetson1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo bill I like ya but do ya run the fuck out of funny that's why ya share nothing but Jim now haha love ya buddy hahaha 😂🤣😂

  • @sadev101
    @sadev101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    tbh the spastics an be zombie?

  • @tobiaslian848
    @tobiaslian848 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you put out videos of other ppl with talent and think you deserve "likes'" for it. But you cant even just put it out without ruining it with your "editing".

  • @dewetrobertson1752
    @dewetrobertson1752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is sick

  • @Spekplant
    @Spekplant ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well Jim, you nailed it, 2.5% of women like sex. The rest do I to please their partners. Those that reply to my comment fall within the 2.5% of either side of the bell curve, depending on their attitude 😑

    • @bluebellcrushedvelvet
      @bluebellcrushedvelvet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I guess you are not a stud then... if you think only 2% of women like sex.
      Maybe you need to work on your lasting game?! 😱😂☠

    • @byzantineaura
      @byzantineaura ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder how many of the 97.5% dont like sex because of the lack of effort/skills of the other side

  • @stevemurrell6167
    @stevemurrell6167 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is great but the 'editing?" is effed.

  • @rorysmith2415
    @rorysmith2415 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rude humour.

  • @matthewdorcik4062
    @matthewdorcik4062 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Don't edit art, please

  • @1stsampan
    @1stsampan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim Jefferies is one of those late night liberal comedians who also want to be political commentator at the same time and end up being neither.

  • @becky2235
    @becky2235 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You can tell history is written by men

  • @davescott7669
    @davescott7669 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Comedy genius

  • @Mypenisissmallbut
    @Mypenisissmallbut ปีที่แล้ว

    Man all of his segments age so well.

  • @kennyinuk5420
    @kennyinuk5420 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahaa