@@Archer28M you must be the stupid one if you think white people would win any worldwide race war. You make up 2/7ths of the Earth's population. In sheer numbers alone you're already beat.
"And please remember that the window seat gets an armrest and a wall, the middle seat gets two arm rests and the isle seat gets an arm rest and some extra space for feet. These rules exist because WE ARE NOT FUCKING ANIMALS! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!.... Have a pleasent journey."
Leo Sim Stand-Up Comedy no not at all. Only people from adelaide and sydney dont' use it so loosely. The rest of the country, well, from personal experience, i can tell you now, that everyone says.
@@varun009 Na u guys 100% do, the only reason it's one of the easiest accents to mimic for foreigners is cause 95% of tv shows and movies we watch are American so we get use to hearing the accent. I've never been to the us but I can even pick out specific accents depending on the state just cause of tv and movies lol
Leave it to a nationality that has to take an almost 24 hour flight to get to the continental united state to come up with a comedy bit about airplane etiquette.
N1611n holy that grifter is milking this for everything like the low life he his. Also Jim quoted him in context too. Avi is a filthy fascist and I’m glad he was arrested like the 40s
My new nominee for the edgiest comedian alive. I lost count of the lines he crossed in that spiel. Race, sexual orientation, and misogyny. Miss anything?
I used to listen to this dude on the Opie and Anthony radio show, he was funny as fuck. This is the first of his stand up that I've watched and still, funny as fuck. Lol
I worked my way through every episode with him on and it's got me into O and A. Just working my way through all the Louis CK episodes. The Jim Jefferies appearances were legendary though! The Ian Halperin one with Bill Burr in studio is amazing and then the follow up with Ian Halperin and his goddesses is fucking great. And of course the one where Jim turns up on ecstasy after having not slept and abuse that porn star - all classics. :)
Jim Jefferies has my favorite comedian since "I Swear To God." I loved his TV series "Legit" that only ran for 2 seasons. He's Brilliant and I am very happy that he has his own show now and getting the recognition he has earned. I do miss him getting drunk during his recorded shows but "Fully Functional" did blow me away, it was so good. All celebrities have their gay following usually referred to as "Their Gays". If you asked me if I am a Jim Jefferies Gay all I can say is GUILTY!!
@@halcyonaut_ Always with the "Nazi" comments towards a person who is Jewish!! You water down the actual meaning of that word when you use it in your virtue signalling ways!! If you honestly think that Avi Yemini is somehow a Nazi in any way your brain is more twisted in fantasy then reality!! Jim Jeffries likes to edit his show to make whoever he wants look bad in whatever light he decides to portray them in!! That to me is nothing but a little child acting out and having other people let him do it because most of the other people who support him in his childish, miss leading, factually false and bully behavior are just like that twat!! People who think he is funny thats on you but when you trust him as a legitmate source of "real" news thats when you all follow him down the stupid road and there are a lot of people on that road these days!!
LoL well my dear he got a show in Comedy Central I’m not sure if you know that as the Avi Yemeni interview I seen worst like people like you are more interested in stupid comics and a youtuber than their own fucking country.
After watching his show recently I can honestly say I disagree with everything this guy stands for (politically) but I still love his comedy even if he is bashing everything I believe in (like for example guns). He has the talent, the charisma. He can basically say anything, he could do 15 mins bit about human poop and I would still enjoy it. Talented.
The sad thing is you probably don't realize I'm not USA citizen, secondly you don't realize I do not want no control over guns and finally you are extremely rude.
Jacob Molyneux to be an atheist is not to believe in god. Doesn’t mean you don’t have a soul, the two have nothing to do with each other. And I meant he sold his soul to Comedy Central and to the mighty dollar. You can love him all you want, he is not an honest man.
Too funny. I’m gay, but I can relate to story. I once got into an argument with a guy outside my condo who had top down on his VW convertible on speakerphone up so loud, I couldn’t hear my TV. I yelled at him to STFU and we were on. Went down after he talked S. Challenged him and called him “A bitchy Queen” and he was calling 911. Anyway, he took off. Afterwards I was thinking I might be accused of a hate crime. How funny that would be.
@@beardedchefau Ah, dang, if only I had, idk, known that already. I would have had an opportunity to ironically say he needed a show...oh well, woulda-shoulda-coulda.
Jim was always like this, a bit of an asshole for his own profit, the people who hate him now, didn't realize that he isn't some sort of persona on stage, he's just being himself. I myself like him even more now.
@@mioleser5184 So you like him more after he got caught in a scandal in which he tried to frame another guy as a piece of shit to the rest of the world? Makes total sense. Jim has quality comedy material. But he is just another progressive liberal celebrity at this point. So contrary to the point he comes off as this open, no hate speech, not being sensitive etc etc but then tries and smears other over political stuff. I think the word you're looking for is "cunt." Look at Bill Burr. Hes not afraid to speak his mind but hes actually about that life. Hes not with that political correctness bs
It's a legit issue...I'm usually polite and will rest my arms in btw the chair, but if the other person leaves the armrest open, I'll take it. I think it's an actual engineering problem and is solvable. The best way would be to separate the chairs by a few inches and put in a small divider. Trouble is that airlines don't care about passenger comfort. They want to cram as many people as they can in the aisle so they make more money, that's why we have this problem.
hey Jim I've got a really deceptively edited interview I'd like to air, you've got experience in that yeah? any chance you can help a fellow ideologue out?
"... they're calling me racist. How did they know." 😂🤣
Lost it🤣🤣
I'm racist. If war break up betwen white people and other color people i know on which side i will fight.
@@Archer28M too bad you picked the losing side kid.
@@aaronsmith1023 You must be dumber then a snail.
@@Archer28M you must be the stupid one if you think white people would win any worldwide race war. You make up 2/7ths of the Earth's population. In sheer numbers alone you're already beat.
W E L I V E I N A S O C I E T Y
Fuck society.
RISE UP
BOTTEM TEST
HELL YEAH!!
Aged beautifully
Yeah 7 years before it became a meme. What a maverick.
I love how Jim always sounds like a drunk... or that's just Australian accent...
Half and half.
My man its 80% drunk 20% accent
That's what you get in the Aussie outback hehe
That’s just being Australian
Actually, that's how experts think the accent originated.
His American accent is hilarious
I love it when he does that
I'm waiting to be like 500 😂
Shit had me reeling
Sounds just like ryan reynolds
Aussie
"I can never fuck something I respect" lmao
Now this should be on the plane announcements before the seatbelts stuff that we already know!
"And please remember that the window seat gets an armrest and a wall, the middle seat gets two arm rests and the isle seat gets an arm rest and some extra space for feet. These rules exist because WE ARE NOT FUCKING ANIMALS! WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!.... Have a pleasent journey."
I love how we Australians aren't phased with dropping the c bomb
Leo Sim Stand-Up Comedy no not at all. Only people from adelaide and sydney dont' use it so loosely. The rest of the country, well, from personal experience, i can tell you now, that everyone says.
Adelaide a cunthole, fair people I know use the word cunt but then again I'm an ex druggo
im from sydney and everyone uses it
i always thought it was just the occasional bogan with a weird sense of righteousness who taboo'd the word cunt.
I'm American, but neither am I. I love the c-word. I say it too much.
"Try not to rape"
Remember, Jim Jefferies says no.
tryyy it
Nice try Mr Spacey.
"I believe in many ways, rape is wrong"
The motto of every atheist.
Stand up... First thing he does is sit down.
Cause that's what's necessary for the bit.
Probably because somebody shouted “Avi Yemini!
who gives a fuck
Actually the first things he did was tell a joke, on the account of Jim Jeffries saying “let’s start with a joke.”
JOKE LOCATED
They should make the arm rest etiquette announcement on the plane so clueless people like me would come to know about it
As a tall person who has been on numerous planes, the 6:03 joke was gold
his american accent is so good hahaha
No it's not
Ace Of Hearts
Yes it is
It’s goodnuff
We have no accent. That's why it's so easy.
@@varun009 Na u guys 100% do, the only reason it's one of the easiest accents to mimic for foreigners is cause 95% of tv shows and movies we watch are American so we get use to hearing the accent.
I've never been to the us but I can even pick out specific accents depending on the state just cause of tv and movies lol
GET TO THE BACK OF THE PLANE ! ! ! ! !
*gEt OuTtA tHe LiNe...*
Is it just me or does he look little bit like Seth MacFarlane
Luke Eadie a bit. But Seth looks like he's made out of rubber.
It’s just you lol
Luke Eadie it’s just you 😂
inbred seth
I have heard that there are only twelve types of people.
Woah, a few too many women in the audience for that last joke!
I've heard it get better laughs.
He skipped the "awkward car ride" part that comes afterwards, which is really the best part of the joke.
That's the best response, honestly.
I really liked the long walk to get there. 😎
Why would anyone laugh at being insulted by someone who isn't an insult comic by trade?
@@aaronsmith1023 Because the joke can still be funny.
5:34 "He's fagging the f*ck out!" bahahha, such a great line!!! :P
Why does it sound so good when an Aussie says C**t 🤣
You know you’re a badass when your last joke gets that “oooooh”
This was pure fucking gold lmao haven’t laughed that hard in a minute
Love this comedian
Leave it to a nationality that has to take an almost 24 hour flight to get to the continental united state to come up with a comedy bit about airplane etiquette.
Even on the shortest possible arc, try closer to 26-29 hours depending on routing and layovers. From my home town to NYC was 32 hours total commute.
It’s 14 from Melbourne to LAX but yes it’s hell.
Avi sends his love Jimmy Lolz!
N1611n holy that grifter is milking this for everything like the low life he his. Also Jim quoted him in context too. Avi is a filthy fascist and I’m glad he was arrested like the 40s
Cindy Barnard I hate him because he’s dishonest
steve jones hahaha are these those alternative facts Kelly Anne Conway talks about?
"I can never fuck something i respect" LOOOOOL i'm dying!
My new nominee for the edgiest comedian alive. I lost count of the lines he crossed in that spiel. Race, sexual orientation, and misogyny. Miss anything?
That's why it's funny
Have you ever heard of Jimmy Carr?
Anthony Jeselnik
Not really this wasn't that offensive
Fat shaming, ageism, potty mouth.
Oh he cut out where he went to the bathroom and saw that the guy was sitting in the jump seat...no arm rests...just a harness.
I wish more people knew about the airplane etiquette, it's been so long since I had an armrest in the middle seat...
Ohhhhhhh snap “how did they know?” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
this is such a great story
I used to listen to this dude on the Opie and Anthony radio show, he was funny as fuck. This is the first of his stand up that I've watched and still, funny as fuck. Lol
I worked my way through every episode with him on and it's got me into O and A. Just working my way through all the Louis CK episodes. The Jim Jefferies appearances were legendary though! The Ian Halperin one with Bill Burr in studio is amazing and then the follow up with Ian Halperin and his goddesses is fucking great. And of course the one where Jim turns up on ecstasy after having not slept and abuse that porn star - all classics. :)
Matthew Stephens Man, watch all the Patrice O'Neal episodes too. Trust me. Patrice was legendary.
this is the wobbly ghost guy!!!
Ironic how Jim is arguing how walls work...
F@ggin the fucc out...
Best sentence ever!!!
🤣🤣🤣
Jim Jefferies has my favorite comedian since "I Swear To God." I loved his TV series "Legit" that only ran for 2 seasons. He's Brilliant and I am very happy that he has his own show now and getting the recognition he has earned. I do miss him getting drunk during his recorded shows but "Fully Functional" did blow me away, it was so good. All celebrities have their gay following usually referred to as "Their Gays". If you asked me if I am a Jim Jefferies Gay all I can say is GUILTY!!
First time . Love him
Why don't you go interview Avi Yemini
@@halcyonaut_ Always with the "Nazi" comments towards a person who is Jewish!! You water down the actual meaning of that word when you use it in your virtue signalling ways!! If you honestly think that Avi Yemini is somehow a Nazi in any way your brain is more twisted in fantasy then reality!! Jim Jeffries likes to edit his show to make whoever he wants look bad in whatever light he decides to portray them in!! That to me is nothing but a little child acting out and having other people let him do it because most of the other people who support him in his childish, miss leading, factually false and bully behavior are just like that twat!! People who think he is funny thats on you but when you trust him as a legitmate source of "real" news thats when you all follow him down the stupid road and there are a lot of people on that road these days!!
Avi made you look like a right piece of work Jim. You let everyone down including yourself
Wait what's this now?
@@Icemanz666 look for the secret recording of Jim Jeffries and Avi yemini
@@Icemanz666 Fucking incels and basement dwellers are angry that Jim wasn't nice to a bigot.
I love Avi but hes a fucking piece of shit too neither of them are nice guy tropes
Great stuff! Love this guy
PS: Thanks to Just For Laughs for the lengthy video!
I love Jim Jeffries.
What a great crowd.
Jim is the best comedian
1:10 we live in a society 3:22
jim jefferies...your quite possibly the funniest person ever...
He's definitely up there
*you're
correct
Remember that time he edited that Avi Yemini interview to make him look like a criminal and then got him deported? Hillshire Farms remembers.
ElyssaAnderson....yeah that shit was hilarious....
Where has Jim Jeffries disappeared to? ... he seems to have gone quiet since that Avi Yemeni shit blew up
You mean since he was exposed as a scumbag and racist fraud?
What shit was that? I must've missed it.
Good riddance. I hope this hypocrite has ended his career after that.
LoL well my dear he got a show in Comedy Central I’m not sure if you know that as the Avi Yemeni interview I seen worst like people like you are more interested in stupid comics and a youtuber than their own fucking country.
People finally seen him for what he actually is; a virtue signalling fraud of the highest order.
Omg, the pepper joke, because she deserves something.
After watching his show recently I can honestly say I disagree with everything this guy stands for (politically) but I still love his comedy even if he is bashing everything I believe in (like for example guns). He has the talent, the charisma. He can basically say anything, he could do 15 mins bit about human poop and I would still enjoy it. Talented.
Excuse me? Don't go Jim Jefferies vs Piers Morgan on me please and use some facts and good points. Swearing doesn't give you credibility.
The sad thing is you probably don't realize I'm not USA citizen, secondly you don't realize I do not want no control over guns and finally you are extremely rude.
actually he did in 'freedumb'... talk for a long time about poop i mean
R StandsforRated 15 mins about poop ...😂
You are a perfect example for a dumb pig living in a thick bubble.
New Title: The rules of being exposed by Avi Yemini
Jim sold his soul.
Jacob Molyneux to be an atheist is not to believe in god. Doesn’t mean you don’t have a soul, the two have nothing to do with each other. And I meant he sold his soul to Comedy Central and to the mighty dollar. You can love him all you want, he is not an honest man.
I lost it at 8:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At about 8:20 when he winces saying about not respecting women waiting for people to get angry
This was fucken hilarious
I love how he sounds so fucking drunk
"Everybody is calling me a racist ..How do they know!?'. lol
Too funny. I’m gay, but I can relate to story. I once got into an argument with a guy outside my condo who had top down on his VW convertible on speakerphone up so loud, I couldn’t hear my TV. I yelled at him to STFU and we were on. Went down after he talked S. Challenged him and called him “A bitchy Queen” and he was calling 911. Anyway, he took off. Afterwards I was thinking I might be accused of a hate crime. How funny that would be.
I think he told these jokes here better than he did on the special.
He s just BRILLIANT
Doesnt go Red, says it as it is
No sugar coating
The whole plane etiquette phrase would have had an impact if he didn't waste it by telling it before the story.
As someone who lives in Houston and flies often, fuck yes.
Bitchy queen! LMAO Jim Jefferies is amazing af
This guy should get his own show.
Think you'll find he does have his own show, it's called 'The Jim Jefferies show'
@@beardedchefau Ah, dang, if only I had, idk, known that already. I would have had an opportunity to ironically say he needed a show...oh well, woulda-shoulda-coulda.
Mark Higley r/woosh
@@teganbouchard3992 umm ok?
He's had two shows. He also has a great podcast!
10 out of 10 couldnt stop laughing
Jimmy J, you are my hero! AND you do an excellent american accent! Good onya, mate!
Wild story.
This stand-up appears to be Edited in some sort of way.
I wish he still told jokes like this after his show. Still funny af.
flowerlillybethinmy robloxname he's not even funny on his show anymore
@@gangaterpoop661 agreed for clarity I meant the joke is still funny not the show. Gotta admit I'd probably sell out to for a shit ton of money.
I've heard this story 8 times and I still love it 😂
after the woman joke he was like "yep i have to leave"
I am not very clear on my memory, but I have feeling I watched Louic CK telling almost same story once.
Or maybe I watched this before, not sure.
It was Bill Burr. Exact same story.
@@rachellee9916 Is this some kind of non-licenced joke/story that now I have three comedians with same stand up?
And probably much funnier...
5:28 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG thats so funny 😂😂😂😂 I almost died! 😂😂😂😂
love this dude fuckin hilarious makes a sad day go away
That last joke was perfect
I've seen Bill Burr the same exact bit.
That last line tho 💀 😂
Older Jim is funnier.
How much older? Just so I know when to stop waiting.
Jim Jefferies sounds like someone is trying to do an Australian accent but cant get it quite right.
He has it right. I have one too.
Fucking Legend.
Some of the best Jim Jeffries I never heard before 😂
I feel like, if i close my eyes, i hear Alfie Salomon
He's right
Jim Jeffries is my spirit animal.
So good at accents! Funny as Fuck too. X
That one got me 🤣👌🏽🤷🏽♂️
Drunken Ramsay
Best closing lines ever
1:10 hes quite literally a joker...
I love this channel ❤️
Ahh the good old days of Jim, before he sold his soul and started bringing out fake interviews and defaming people
Jim was always like this, a bit of an asshole for his own profit, the people who hate him now, didn't realize that he isn't some sort of persona on stage, he's just being himself. I myself like him even more now.
@@mioleser5184 So you like him more after he got caught in a scandal in which he tried to frame another guy as a piece of shit to the rest of the world? Makes total sense. Jim has quality comedy material. But he is just another progressive liberal celebrity at this point. So contrary to the point he comes off as this open, no hate speech, not being sensitive etc etc but then tries and smears other over political stuff. I think the word you're looking for is "cunt."
Look at Bill Burr. Hes not afraid to speak his mind but hes actually about that life. Hes not with that political correctness bs
You missed the chance to say "no one has ever said, thanks for the tip" when talking about the armrest divided.
Still really shitty what he did to Avi Yemini on his show before. Hope he gets his funny bone back.
Last one was the best
That opening bit though 😂😂😂
Reality is nobody should have the armrest. Whoever have the armrest usually has half their arm in someone’s space
Jim when are you going to apologise to Avi?
Never! Avi is a nazi
@@SethBertram a Jewish Nazi? You are a special kind of stupid
Never! He's part of Soros crew now! He got corrupted by success!
Only real one left is Bill Burr!
@Jacob Molyneux bill burr is fucking amazing, you're a dipshit.
LMAO! Good show!
I like the gun control sketch. I watch it while the other window shows COVID patrol soldiers roaming the Sydney streets :)
It's a legit issue...I'm usually polite and will rest my arms in btw the chair, but if the other person leaves the armrest open, I'll take it. I think it's an actual engineering problem and is solvable. The best way would be to separate the chairs by a few inches and put in a small divider. Trouble is that airlines don't care about passenger comfort. They want to cram as many people as they can in the aisle so they make more money, that's why we have this problem.
That last joke was great!
This dude is hilarious LMAO
hey Jim I've got a really deceptively edited interview I'd like to air, you've got experience in that yeah? any chance you can help a fellow ideologue out?
This fucking guy is soo funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣