I always used to wonder "Why is there always someone with the worst diarrhea on the planet in these public bathrooms" but then i remember, everyone only shits in public bathrooms when they HAVE to
@@peterseaboldt1250oh man, the pain that can happen before this type of situation is the worst. almost a decade ago i ate some brand of pimento cheese spread that apparently my stomach didnt like, and only 15 minutes later had almost constant sharp pains through my gut before i ran to the bathroom. the craziest and quickest reaction ive ever had to a food. im scared of pimento cheese spreads to this day because i cant remember what brand brought that upon me. never again.
It’s not bad in southwest Ohio, but in MANY stretches of Ohio and especially Indiana, it is just as he described, long stretches of road with nothing in sight. Only help you have is the occasional rest stop or exit with a gas station that has ONE toilet and you have to ask them for toilet paper💀
I don't know what was wrong with that particular Sears, but I always dreaded having to a bathroom and theirs being the only one close enough. I don't know what those women did in there, but it was always horrible.
but it can be even worse, especially if it is one of those girls who hover above the tolite because they won’t sit on it, and it gets all over the seat and such. They are the grossest humans ever and act like they are germaphobes but if it's that bad stay at home you're a risk to the public exploding your shit all over the back of your own leg and the tolite seat
Biggest warning for me of bad digestive times is what i can only describe as the sensation that feels like you can feel the food moving through your digestive system
@@adammorrison7104oh I can tell as soon as it drops out if my stomach if it’s going to do that… horrible feeling but great warning cause I’ve a few minutes to find a bathroom
The Turdberg fishing bit made me burst into laughter. Also I love how Mark and Wade randomly show up throughout the story and Jack as the gas station employee was unexpected but welcome.
IM SO GLAD YOU ANIMATED THIS it was my favorite story on the podcast and you did an incredible job animating this "shitty" story, keep up the good work!
No, Thank you Sir, you're a wonderful content creator and I'm happy to give you some words of encouragement, looking forward to your next video, stay well@@SirWalterUnderbridge
I feel bad for him because he's always the one talking about the crazy tragedies, mark has gotten himself onto silly problems but bob always has the worst outcome for himself on his own stories
Here’s a few tips for those who don’t experience this often: Number one: always keep meds like anti-diarrheals in your car, as well as acid reducers and tums. Think of it as an emergency kit. Secondly, never eat something you don’t know will sit well or not the day before a road trip. Whether it be diarrhea or heartburn, it’s not fun, so eating something you know is safe the night/morning before you leave is the safest bet. And lastly, if you get even the slightest inkling you need to use the bathroom, find one ASAP. Better safe than sorry, and you won’t be left in the middle of nowhere sweating bullets. Hell, even set a bi-hourly timer for a quick bathroom break. Stretch your legs, use the bathroom if you need to, it just never hurts to play it safe.
This... is why I do not drive... especially long trips like this.. I'd much rather be on a train where there's literally a bathroom on both sides of every carriage so this literally never happens me...
@@liamr3362 well then that’s not legal. And you should really get in touch with an employment lawyer or union because you aren’t qualified to handle human waste, and I guarantee it’s not in your contract to do so.
@@LizLuvsCupcakes will do if I ever happen to be in that situation again, thank you for informing me! I didn't even know you were suppose to call someone, everytime something like that happens fast food places (at least at my first job) would make a cook clean the bathroom
@@liamr3362 Anytime man- this is why you have to know your rights, and moreover why employers and companies don't want you to. Cuz if you DID know how to clean up human waste, your labor would be worth a lot more, you see, and they'd have to pay you more. Obviously they don't want to do that, so they just let you think you have no choice. It is, of course, entirely possible they don't realize, and if that's the case, you can only imagine what other health code violations they don't know about and violate because it's easier... Another good tip? Look up the numbers for your local health inspector and call him up if you see something fishy, like say, your boss asking you to sell food over a month past its sell-by.
pro tip: If you freeze something, and then cook it, and it smells off, don't eat it. Food poisoning is not fun lol (What Bob said about not being able to control your body is serious. The muscles legit can't tense enough)
@anniepollard3119 nooooooo! I'm a microbiologist and o can tell you for sure that it slows but does not stop or kill any bacteria! There are lots of species that can grow at even -20C (most freezers) and not to mention molds that grow in freezers
I got food poisoning before and it honestly wasn't even bad. What I found horrible was the time i got strep and I was having stuff come out of me in every hole on my body for months.
Oh gosh, I remember this story-- This might be a weird thing to mention, but I really love how you portrayed the urgency, from the Bob's stomach being personified, and his fingers fidgeting on the steering wheel as he's sweating-- oh and the subtle facial expressions where Bob is grimacing and wincing! This was an incredible (and kinda gross) animation as usual :D (Also the "LOG!!" callback to the kayak story is pretty genius pfpff)
Oh it's for the kayak! I thought it was from one of the gameplays they did toghether on mark's channel of The Forest when the log wrecked their base (i think it was a long)
Good lord, that bathroom mishap is like basically how it is to live with Cohn’s disease. But like, mostly in the times when a flare up happens. Condolences to Bob’s intestines and also to the attendant who had to clean all of that up.
That's the exact reason when I had strep and going everywhere I carried a bag and toilet paper. I always told anyone im with I refuse to poop or pee on myself.
And then the Roomba from Markiplier’s poop story barges into the poop infested restroom and smears the shit not only all over the floor, but on every wall, the door, the ceiling, the toilet, the sink, the mirror, and even outside the bathroom door.
Imagine after the better part of an hour, going back to the clerk to hand back the key, telling them: "I lost... I couldn't make it to the toilet... I'm sorry."
I swear Bob is such a good storyteller like no joke. The man knows how to tell a story and keep you engage, even one were he almost close to shitting himself. 😅😂
getting the BGs while driving is the worst. and reasons like this is why i keep a roll of TP in the trunk of the car :D that roll has saved me several times over the years!
I had strep and it was so bad food poisoning felt light work. You'll just keep flipping ends and every hole will have something coming out. To make it worse it felt like at some point I was straight flinging water out violently.
About to hop into a finance exam, but I wanted to say, as a former Indiana/Purdue resident, you captured the mundanity of driving through Indiana PERFECTLY. Wonderful job.
I was thinking he had great knowledge about the driving conditions in the Ohio-Indiana region. The traffic cones out of nowhere felt _personal._ And then the hilly roads after were the icing.
@Tarcisius_ I remember driving down to Purdue, and we had to use the restroom once, and this place not only had nasty bathrooms, but the place was selling fried chicken. And it was so greasy and had such a bad smell, that even though we didn't have any chicken, we STANK of it after leaving the road stop.
I like to think that, during this entire horrific situation, Ode To Joy was playing as, in slow motion, Bob just destroys the bathroom. Like a firework festival that nobody ever wants to see again. Honestly, he's lucky he didn't give himself full on food poisoning, cos it sounds close to it.
Yeah, this whole story sounds painfully reminiscent of the time I discovered I had some sort of stomach flu or something after getting on a Greyhound bus to go see my family for Christmas. I absolutely obliterated the tiny bathroom stall at the back of that bus and I feel terrible for both anyone who had the misfortune of having to use it afterwards AND whatever poor schmuck had to clean & sanitize it
The good news is after literally scraping out your vital essences through your gluteus maximus You can begin to fill the void with other things that give your life meaning
I love that jack was in it i loved this story when it was told and now it being aniamted made me laugh like a mad man when i first heard it laughing my guts out the entire way.
This is one of those things that's somehow both disgusting but also hilarious. Also, that was a beautifully timed "LOG" cameo. If you're up for a little bonus clip, might I suggest the sugar-free gummy bear review that followed?
This was great, also one of my fav episodes. Bob always has the best stories. A hilarious part two to this would be when Mark reads the account of a person who destroyed a Walmart bathroom bc of too many sugar free gummy bears 😂😂
Need to do the rest of this distractible. Got to hear Wade and Mark's story. Especially about the sugar free gummy bears. This was well animated. And I love the lighting and shading you did. 👍
I dont think I've ever just laughed as hard as I just did. I got an ad close at the end of this for target and it was showing their spaghetti and pasta sauce. Ah the pure coincidence. 😂😂😂
I often wonder if Bob had just took the small dent from the first fridge,if he could have just avoided that entire fiasco. Sure we wouldn't have a story,but Bob would've had a better peace of mind.
More of these please! This was pretty relatable! And I love how Bob skirts details towards the end. Also a word of warning for anyone who is getting ground beef today or whatnot. Meat when uncooked as a red/pinkish color to it, if it starts to look brown, or like a light brown, chances are it’s spoiling! Give it a good smell and if it smells ANYTHING like bad, throw it out right away.
11:06 Ha! That reminded me of an old Robot Chicken sketch parodying "The Twilight Zone", where a demon of sorts "blows up" a restroom stall, leaving behind a "basketball-sized chocolate mud-baby"... 😆
I once took a shit in a public bathroom and someone walked in and yelled, "OMG who died in here?!" I tried so hard not to laugh and just pretended I wasn't there as I just shat out a mountain.
I'm pregnant and have to be mindful of this because when you need to go, it's going to happen lol. Oh and the ladies room it's always more than one toilet if any are destroyed. And the wonderful thing about having only toilets is in some cases you never meet the people in there that either you scarred or that scarred you with those ungodly noises.
You are one of my favorite animators, the quality is amazing! And your attention to detail?? Like when Bob drove through that tunnel and his voice grew muffled?? Perfection!!!
have you already animated the one with bob riding his motocycle at night? that story was pretty entertaining/memorable - not sure if it's visual enough for an animation or not though
Bob just casually talking to Skibidi Toilet Mark like it's a normal thing. I guess when you're in the bathroom, you might as well "shoot the shit." I was laughing the whole time. Your animations - from Bob's Fridge to Mark's Pharmacy Fiasco to this - are beyond creative and imaginative.
This brings a whole new meaning to “unleashing hell itself onto the toilet.” Ps I absolutely lost it when he said he got s*** all over the toilet, wall, and the floor as he sat down 😂😂😂
I had Bob's moment (minis the pants incident) and it's definitely like having a demon expelled from your body. I swear how violently it comes out I was surprised I didn't shatter the toilet.
I love how Bob actually thought he was the only one, when in fact EVERYBODY has had a similar or close to experience. I can name at least 5 of them lol
That's why you always, always, ALWAYS keep a toilet paper and wet wipes in your car!!! There will be a day. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...but someday.
I showed this to my father, and he’s known for having poor bowel control at his old age. He found it to be incredibly relatable for him since it happened to him. We were taking a trip to NYC when my sister and I were 8, we walked down the street from a restaurant. He had to use the bathroom after 5-6 restaurants down, and when he got in there, it was just an eruption. I myself had the opposite a few months back. Woke up one night, had to go, just could not do it. I was constipated as all Hell to the point of screaming. I went at about 12-something AM, managed to drop it out at 2AM. Had to sleep on the couch the rest of the night since it had easier access.
This is how I'm finding out that Bob has made multiple trips from Cincinnati to Iowa (my home state) and describing the "travel landscape" as corn and nothing, is very spot on and i love it
I wanted to say, my fiance whose got her bachlors in arts isn't one for clay animations, she burst out laughing too some of these videos. When you can make others laugh that don't like a specific content, you know you're doing something right. Amazing video as always ^-^
Oh... I'm dying!!! First off... I suffer from IBS and I could tell poop stories for much longer than I would like and I must say it's Very humorous when ur not the one it's happening to!!! Bob, if u can this... It is okay... Shit happens😂😂😭💩💩💩 Second off... This was animated perfectly! It visually told the story without taking away from the story or going over the top and taking away from the story. Well done. I just subscribed!!!
I have had that feeling at work where my body says "You gotta go". Issue is working at a school a lot of times duing the summer some bathrooms will have a "Closed for cleaning do not open sign posted" or "Hallway being waxed do not walk on" sign. Yeah well being a janitor who does the cleaning and waxing those signs don't apply. I can fix the wax or reclean the bathroom yet I am not crapping myself.
I moved from Lafayette to Cincinnati when I was 9 and I’ve probably taken the drive between those two places hundreds of times as a kid, and at least a couple dozen as an adult because I still have family that lives there. I can’t imagine the disaster of having food poisoning on that drive. The only place to stop is a Love’s gas station about half way through the 3-4 hour drive (depending on what part of Cincy you’re coming from and if you’re going to Lafayette or West Lafayette) and if you need to go before you get there or after you’re past it you’re screwed until you’re in the city.
If you cant remember how long something has been frozen especially if it was marked down when you purchased it just chuck it, and if it smells weird when you make it throw it out
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Bob unintentionally described driving through the state of nebraska
I always used to wonder "Why is there always someone with the worst diarrhea on the planet in these public bathrooms" but then i remember, everyone only shits in public bathrooms when they HAVE to
I love puns too. 😀😎 03:41
Yeah, I try to avoid them as much as possible,
OH U WANT A PUBLIC TOILET TO USE USE THE BUCKYS ONES
portapottys are even worse.
@@taylorgillespie3538 i used one once at work and it was fine, though i'd lie if i said i was comfortable in there 😂
Never ignore that weird slow pinchy-grumbly feeling, just in case it turns into... that.
Trust your gut. 😂
Gutbusters
Belly Bursters
For me, my warning sign isn't a sound, but a sharp stabbing pain in my gut.
@@peterseaboldt1250oh man, the pain that can happen before this type of situation is the worst. almost a decade ago i ate some brand of pimento cheese spread that apparently my stomach didnt like, and only 15 minutes later had almost constant sharp pains through my gut before i ran to the bathroom. the craziest and quickest reaction ive ever had to a food.
im scared of pimento cheese spreads to this day because i cant remember what brand brought that upon me. never again.
Rule 1 with emergency poops. Never relax until YOU ARE ON THE TOILET.
Honestly, sometimes not even then
@@EtaryaFae sometimes gotta brace yourself
Sometimes even if you need to pee it's the same story
"The Sh!t either goes on your doorstep or in your Toilet, please Choose"
The Dented Fridge guy, Bob (2023)
😂😂😂 I guess in the doorstep... since our toilet is not ok... 😢😢😢
@@oigajaroashley9556😅😅😅 yeah i get my toilet is not ok either
It should have been dented fridge guy but I’m fine with that too
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Noted: if you *ever* feel like you have eaten bad food in the Midwest, and you're not immediately in a town, *don't drive anywhere for 24 hours.*
That is actually very sagely advice.
Applies to anywhere tbh
So emergency bathroom supplies are good to keep in a car lol
This is very true, I live in the Midwest and it takes a couple hours to jump between cities
It’s not bad in southwest Ohio, but in MANY stretches of Ohio and especially Indiana, it is just as he described, long stretches of road with nothing in sight. Only help you have is the occasional rest stop or exit with a gas station that has ONE toilet and you have to ask them for toilet paper💀
As a housekeeper i can definitely say there are days the women's restroom also looks like "that guy" has been using it
XD
I respect your courage
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I don't know what was wrong with that particular Sears, but I always dreaded having to a bathroom and theirs being the only one close enough. I don't know what those women did in there, but it was always horrible.
but it can be even worse, especially if it is one of those girls who hover above the tolite because they won’t sit on it, and it gets all over the seat and such. They are the grossest humans ever and act like they are germaphobes but if it's that bad stay at home you're a risk to the public exploding your shit all over the back of your own leg and the tolite seat
The log part killed me, so perfectly placed!! Also RIP bobs underwear, that bathroom, and any shred of dignity AT ALL that day
May the underwear rest easy. 🤣
@@SirWalterUnderbridgedude thoose pieces of cloth were left behind with PTSD and no chance of recovery XD
Biggest warning for me of bad digestive times is what i can only describe as the sensation that feels like you can feel the food moving through your digestive system
It's especially when you feel it go from your pelvis towards your rear end. Like you can tell it's gonna be all liquid.
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@@adammorrison7104oh I can tell as soon as it drops out if my stomach if it’s going to do that… horrible feeling but great warning cause I’ve a few minutes to find a bathroom
2:50 Little did he know, that spoiled meat was letting out a moustache 1980's villain laugh at the funny "tragedy" it was about to unleash on him...
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Bob the Brown?
@@ComXDude I did, and it was hilarious.
Sean as the gas station clerk is a hilarious use of existing assets.
😂 I also loved that. And I feel so so bad for Bob, having to shit is the worst!
"it was on the wall behind the toilet"
Mark: "what??"
10:20 is hilarious 😂❤
😂😂😂
*HOW?!*
The Turdberg fishing bit made me burst into laughter. Also I love how Mark and Wade randomly show up throughout the story and Jack as the gas station employee was unexpected but welcome.
IM SO GLAD YOU ANIMATED THIS it was my favorite story on the podcast and you did an incredible job animating this "shitty" story, keep up the good work!
I'm glad I could make the exact video you wanted. Its good to know that I did my job right. I hope it made your day brighter. 😀
No, Thank you Sir, you're a wonderful content creator and I'm happy to give you some words of encouragement, looking forward to your next video, stay well@@SirWalterUnderbridge
Now we wait for the "Korean Bathhouse" story 😏
It's weirdly convenient how this video came out as I sat down my toilet
lol 🤣
One of my favorite episodes of Distractible easily top 3 the way Bob tells stories is just hilarious he's really good at dramatizing
Awesome! I'm glad I was able to animate one of your favorite episodes. What's your other favorites?
@@SirWalterUnderbridge The Ship of Theseus from The Bobs and the Bees
I feel bad for him because he's always the one talking about the crazy tragedies, mark has gotten himself onto silly problems but bob always has the worst outcome for himself on his own stories
Here’s a few tips for those who don’t experience this often: Number one: always keep meds like anti-diarrheals in your car, as well as acid reducers and tums. Think of it as an emergency kit. Secondly, never eat something you don’t know will sit well or not the day before a road trip. Whether it be diarrhea or heartburn, it’s not fun, so eating something you know is safe the night/morning before you leave is the safest bet. And lastly, if you get even the slightest inkling you need to use the bathroom, find one ASAP. Better safe than sorry, and you won’t be left in the middle of nowhere sweating bullets. Hell, even set a bi-hourly timer for a quick bathroom break. Stretch your legs, use the bathroom if you need to, it just never hurts to play it safe.
Genuinely this is excellent practical advice, thank you friend
This... is why I do not drive... especially long trips like this.. I'd much rather be on a train where there's literally a bathroom on both sides of every carriage so this literally never happens me...
I feel sorry for the poor gas station dude who has to clean up Bob's mess after that hell
you're supposed to call a sewage crew to clean that up- minimum wage employees aren't certified to clean up human shit
@@LizLuvsCupcakes most minimum wage people at least at like fast food places have to clean the bathrooms. There is no calling someone 😅
@@liamr3362 well then that’s not legal. And you should really get in touch with an employment lawyer or union because you aren’t qualified to handle human waste, and I guarantee it’s not in your contract to do so.
@@LizLuvsCupcakes will do if I ever happen to be in that situation again, thank you for informing me!
I didn't even know you were suppose to call someone, everytime something like that happens fast food places (at least at my first job) would make a cook clean the bathroom
@@liamr3362 Anytime man- this is why you have to know your rights, and moreover why employers and companies don't want you to. Cuz if you DID know how to clean up human waste, your labor would be worth a lot more, you see, and they'd have to pay you more. Obviously they don't want to do that, so they just let you think you have no choice.
It is, of course, entirely possible they don't realize, and if that's the case, you can only imagine what other health code violations they don't know about and violate because it's easier... Another good tip? Look up the numbers for your local health inspector and call him up if you see something fishy, like say, your boss asking you to sell food over a month past its sell-by.
pro tip:
If you freeze something, and then cook it, and it smells off, don't eat it. Food poisoning is not fun lol
(What Bob said about not being able to control your body is serious. The muscles legit can't tense enough)
Thing is, freezing food does stop it from expiring. The meat was either already bad or the freezer wasn't working as it should
@@anniepollard3119 it slows it down not stops it
@@AzrealTheDemon don't tell them- they'll figure it out one day. Their own Turd Tragedy will tell them soon enough.
@anniepollard3119 nooooooo! I'm a microbiologist and o can tell you for sure that it slows but does not stop or kill any bacteria! There are lots of species that can grow at even -20C (most freezers) and not to mention molds that grow in freezers
I got food poisoning before and it honestly wasn't even bad. What I found horrible was the time i got strep and I was having stuff come out of me in every hole on my body for months.
The expressions on Bob's face were done so well! I really enjoyed this.
I'm glad you enjoyed the video. 😀
“Don’t.”
Oh gosh, I remember this story--
This might be a weird thing to mention, but I really love how you portrayed the urgency, from the Bob's stomach being personified, and his fingers fidgeting on the steering wheel as he's sweating-- oh and the subtle facial expressions where Bob is grimacing and wincing! This was an incredible (and kinda gross) animation as usual :D
(Also the "LOG!!" callback to the kayak story is pretty genius pfpff)
Thank you for noticing I'm putting more effort in. I really wanted to sell the effect that he was losing control in the moment. 😊
Oh it's for the kayak! I thought it was from one of the gameplays they did toghether on mark's channel of The Forest when the log wrecked their base (i think it was a long)
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The stomach monster animation is so good.
Like it doesn't look out of place and blends in to bob's 3D model.
Good lord, that bathroom mishap is like basically how it is to live with Cohn’s disease. But like, mostly in the times when a flare up happens. Condolences to Bob’s intestines and also to the attendant who had to clean all of that up.
That's the exact reason when I had strep and going everywhere I carried a bag and toilet paper. I always told anyone im with I refuse to poop or pee on myself.
And then the Roomba from Markiplier’s poop story barges into the poop infested restroom and smears the shit not only all over the floor, but on every wall, the door, the ceiling, the toilet, the sink, the mirror, and even outside the bathroom door.
I'm so glad you all are loving the video! 😁
I’ve seen like NOBODY mention that you made the gas station clerk Sean lmfao
Imagine after the better part of an hour, going back to the clerk to hand back the key, telling them: "I lost... I couldn't make it to the toilet... I'm sorry."
I lost…🤣
I swear Bob is such a good storyteller like no joke. The man knows how to tell a story and keep you engage, even one were he almost close to shitting himself. 😅😂
getting the BGs while driving is the worst. and reasons like this is why i keep a roll of TP in the trunk of the car :D that roll has saved me several times over the years!
Always be prepared! 😎
Wether that shit goes south west north or east it's gotta come out XD
I've had food poisoning once. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
I had strep and it was so bad food poisoning felt light work. You'll just keep flipping ends and every hole will have something coming out. To make it worse it felt like at some point I was straight flinging water out violently.
Wade: Hoe's ur fridge?
Bob: *murder mode actived* don't.
He’s done it again, gentle viewers. He’s made gold.
Thank you so much! More gold is on the way!
About to hop into a finance exam, but I wanted to say, as a former Indiana/Purdue resident, you captured the mundanity of driving through Indiana PERFECTLY. Wonderful job.
I was thinking he had great knowledge about the driving conditions in the Ohio-Indiana region. The traffic cones out of nowhere felt _personal._ And then the hilly roads after were the icing.
@Tarcisius_ I remember driving down to Purdue, and we had to use the restroom once, and this place not only had nasty bathrooms, but the place was selling fried chicken. And it was so greasy and had such a bad smell, that even though we didn't have any chicken, we STANK of it after leaving the road stop.
It also applies to Illinois really well too.
As someone with IBS, I felt this entire story in my soul.
I like to think that, during this entire horrific situation, Ode To Joy was playing as, in slow motion, Bob just destroys the bathroom. Like a firework festival that nobody ever wants to see again.
Honestly, he's lucky he didn't give himself full on food poisoning, cos it sounds close to it.
Why did I have to imagine that?
Why can't I stop seeing that, every time I close my eyes?
Yeah, this whole story sounds painfully reminiscent of the time I discovered I had some sort of stomach flu or something after getting on a Greyhound bus to go see my family for Christmas. I absolutely obliterated the tiny bathroom stall at the back of that bus and I feel terrible for both anyone who had the misfortune of having to use it afterwards AND whatever poor schmuck had to clean & sanitize it
This video was too funny.... I remember hearing this episode wishing someone would animate it.... So happy it is you🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thank you! I've wanted to do this episode for awhile.
@@SirWalterUnderbridge I am so very happy you did
The good news is after literally scraping out your vital essences through your gluteus maximus
You can begin to fill the void with other things that give your life meaning
Well, he did say that he was living on the cheap so he probably didn't...
08:15 Poor "Seán" the gas station cashier! 😅
"SOMEBODY CALL A PLUMBER!" 😱
"SCREW THAT! GET HIM A PRIEST OR AN EXORCIST, PRONTO!" 😰
I love that jack was in it i loved this story when it was told and now it being aniamted made me laugh like a mad man when i first heard it laughing my guts out the entire way.
This is one of those things that's somehow both disgusting but also hilarious. Also, that was a beautifully timed "LOG" cameo.
If you're up for a little bonus clip, might I suggest the sugar-free gummy bear review that followed?
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can 100% agree that there's literally nothing in Indiana when driving through there on the highway
Same. It’s a nightmare…
Yup!
The fact that I live in Indiana and had a food poisoning scenario very similar to this…
Bob is absolutely relatable.
This was great, also one of my fav episodes. Bob always has the best stories.
A hilarious part two to this would be when Mark reads the account of a person who destroyed a Walmart bathroom bc of too many sugar free gummy bears 😂😂
“S**t is either going on your doorstep or in your toilet, choose” 5:41 im crying 😂😂😂😂
Bob really hit the "Senator Armstrong after bring thrown by Raiden" pose
Thank your janitors. I have had more than one experience having to clean stuff like this.
Need to do the rest of this distractible. Got to hear Wade and Mark's story. Especially about the sugar free gummy bears. This was well animated. And I love the lighting and shading you did. 👍
I dont think I've ever just laughed as hard as I just did. I got an ad close at the end of this for target and it was showing their spaghetti and pasta sauce.
Ah the pure coincidence. 😂😂😂
Omg. 😂
As someone who has severe Ulcerative Colitis, I remember those crippling moments of body shivering diarrhea.
This story always made me laugh my shit out
Ohhhh I love the visual jokes so much- THe addition of "LOG" Got me the most though.
You don't know the feeling of food poisoning until it's coming out both ends at the same time
How about when you have absolutely no reason, no bad food, no illness, no upset? No grumbling, noise or pain? That's a demon in there.
Lol. 🤣
In womens rooms, the older birds don’t give a shit and deflate in that stall. No amount of courtesy flushes can hide what they do.
00:45 I love that Mark went through a mark-sized door.
Can i say yours lighting and your facial expressions have gotten alot better. It looks great
Thank you! I really appreciate it. 😁
As a person who lived in Indiana my whole life, I can say this is accurate for like the border area of Indiana.
I often wonder if Bob had just took the small dent from the first fridge,if he could have just avoided that entire fiasco. Sure we wouldn't have a story,but Bob would've had a better peace of mind.
Oh gosh this episode!! 😂 One of my favourites for sure. Thanks for doing a great great service by animating this one Sir Walter!
I'm happy to make a video that you can enjoy. 😁
Always stock emergency paper in your vehicle, especially when traversing the Infinite Corn. Never know when youll need a nice ditch
More of these please! This was pretty relatable! And I love how Bob skirts details towards the end. Also a word of warning for anyone who is getting ground beef today or whatnot. Meat when uncooked as a red/pinkish color to it, if it starts to look brown, or like a light brown, chances are it’s spoiling! Give it a good smell and if it smells ANYTHING like bad, throw it out right away.
YES!!! I've really wanted this to get animated!
0:36 will forever be the best interaction
That “and…and it’s BAD” was so emphasized and I think I truly understand the horror he created
that small spaceballs reference made me cackle... anyway, another incredible animation from you sir walter, cant wait for more.
Thank you very much! 😀It was a fun reference to make.
Your animation has improved so much! Bob has never been more expressive!
And also, that stomach demon should supplement plenty of nightmares for me.
11:06 Ha! That reminded me of an old Robot Chicken sketch parodying "The Twilight Zone", where a demon of sorts "blows up" a restroom stall, leaving behind a "basketball-sized chocolate mud-baby"... 😆
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I think I saw that one!
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As a severe IBS sufferer that often just suddenly decides whatever I ate is bad and must leave... I feel this so much
I once took a shit in a public bathroom and someone walked in and yelled, "OMG who died in here?!" I tried so hard not to laugh and just pretended I wasn't there as I just shat out a mountain.
I just noticed that the bush at 3:30 is shaped like the letters AM, and it tries to tackle the car.
I guess you could call that an AMBUSH!
HAH
I'm pregnant and have to be mindful of this because when you need to go, it's going to happen lol. Oh and the ladies room it's always more than one toilet if any are destroyed. And the wonderful thing about having only toilets is in some cases you never meet the people in there that either you scarred or that scarred you with those ungodly noises.
Oh, my God, I was cry-laughing at this story. It was so good, and the animation was just a great bonus. Nicely done!
Glad you enjoyed it! 😁
As an Indiana resident, we do, in fact, have nothing going on here.
Bob is such an incredible storyteller.
Yes he is. 😊
I know it's been two months now, but I come back to this video very frequently to rewatch it, because it's just that funny.
There are two major rules you must do before a long travel:
-Eat before you leave.
-Go to the bathroom before you leave.
I love how Mark is shown accurately shorter than Bob and Wade
The visual of bob saying don't about the fridge got me 😂😂😂
You are one of my favorite animators, the quality is amazing! And your attention to detail?? Like when Bob drove through that tunnel and his voice grew muffled?? Perfection!!!
Thank you so much! 😀
have you already animated the one with bob riding his motocycle at night? that story was pretty entertaining/memorable - not sure if it's visual enough for an animation or not though
That one is definitely on the to do list. 😊
Bob just casually talking to Skibidi Toilet Mark like it's a normal thing. I guess when you're in the bathroom, you might as well "shoot the shit." I was laughing the whole time. Your animations - from Bob's Fridge to Mark's Pharmacy Fiasco to this - are beyond creative and imaginative.
Thank you! I'm glad you like the animations! ☺️
Absolutely one of my most listened to episodes of Distractible. It's definitely up there in terms of laughs.
5:42 "I will knock on the door and tell them URGENTLY...This shit is either going on your doorstep or in your toliet. Please choose."
Missed opportunity to call the video title "...Turdgedy..."
This brings a whole new meaning to “unleashing hell itself onto the toilet.”
Ps I absolutely lost it when he said he got s*** all over the toilet, wall, and the floor as he sat down 😂😂😂
I had Bob's moment (minis the pants incident) and it's definitely like having a demon expelled from your body. I swear how violently it comes out I was surprised I didn't shatter the toilet.
I love how Bob actually thought he was the only one, when in fact EVERYBODY has had a similar or close to experience. I can name at least 5 of them lol
I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. 😂
Thank you so much for animating these.
You're amazing! ☺️
I love how you added jacksepticeye as the gas attendant
That's why you always, always, ALWAYS keep a toilet paper and wet wipes in your car!!! There will be a day. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...but someday.
This had me stifling raucous laughter because I’m watching this in public 😂😂😂
I showed this to my father, and he’s known for having poor bowel control at his old age. He found it to be incredibly relatable for him since it happened to him.
We were taking a trip to NYC when my sister and I were 8, we walked down the street from a restaurant. He had to use the bathroom after 5-6 restaurants down, and when he got in there, it was just an eruption.
I myself had the opposite a few months back. Woke up one night, had to go, just could not do it. I was constipated as all Hell to the point of screaming. I went at about 12-something AM, managed to drop it out at 2AM. Had to sleep on the couch the rest of the night since it had easier access.
This is how I'm finding out that Bob has made multiple trips from Cincinnati to Iowa (my home state) and describing the "travel landscape" as corn and nothing, is very spot on and i love it
I wanted to say, my fiance whose got her bachlors in arts isn't one for clay animations, she burst out laughing too some of these videos. When you can make others laugh that don't like a specific content, you know you're doing something right. Amazing video as always ^-^
That is so awesome! Thank you! Tell your fiance I really appreciate her giving my animations a chance.
Oh... I'm dying!!! First off... I suffer from IBS and I could tell poop stories for much longer than I would like and I must say it's Very humorous when ur not the one it's happening to!!! Bob, if u can this... It is okay... Shit happens😂😂😭💩💩💩 Second off... This was animated perfectly! It visually told the story without taking away from the story or going over the top and taking away from the story. Well done. I just subscribed!!!
I have had that feeling at work where my body says "You gotta go". Issue is working at a school a lot of times duing the summer some bathrooms will have a "Closed for cleaning do not open sign posted" or "Hallway being waxed do not walk on" sign. Yeah well being a janitor who does the cleaning and waxing those signs don't apply. I can fix the wax or reclean the bathroom yet I am not crapping myself.
I'm surprised that his story didn't come up on national news.
Bob dinging someones car as he left to start his road trip is so great 😂
I moved from Lafayette to Cincinnati when I was 9 and I’ve probably taken the drive between those two places hundreds of times as a kid, and at least a couple dozen as an adult because I still have family that lives there.
I can’t imagine the disaster of having food poisoning on that drive. The only place to stop is a Love’s gas station about half way through the 3-4 hour drive (depending on what part of Cincy you’re coming from and if you’re going to Lafayette or West Lafayette) and if you need to go before you get there or after you’re past it you’re screwed until you’re in the city.
My brain now wonders if Bob inspired the game The Poop Killer to be made for what he did to that bathroom and gas station guy lmao.
If you cant remember how long something has been frozen especially if it was marked down when you purchased it just chuck it, and if it smells weird when you make it throw it out