They Called You Fat and He Makes Them IMMEDIATELY Regret it [Arrested] [Pregnant] [ASMR Boyfriend]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ค. 2023
- Part 1: • He Calls You Fat and I...
Story Summary ━ You thought you’ve seen the last of your ex after last time. But that changes when he calls you from the police station…again.
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📜 Full Script Title: [M4F] Bail Out [Ex-husband speaker] [Exes to Friends(?)] [Apology]
Written by u/QuickLockAbyss on Reddit with some minor edits by me to connect it to the last one. ko-fi.com/quicklockabyss - บันเทิง
"I'm at the police station again"
AGAIN?! WHAT?! HOW IN THE JESUS DOES HE EXPECT TO BE A GOOD FATHER IF HE CAN'T EVEN KEEP HIS HANDS OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE?!
"Baby daddy" STOP THAT WAS HILARIOUS I COULD NEVER 😭😭 I LOVE THESE VIDEOS SM
He's not sorry he called us fat, just for not noticing we're pregnant. He's not sorry he cheated, just that we dumped him for it. I don't know... I don't think we can be friends. We can be civil to each other. He can get to see his child as often as we'll see fit. But I have higher standards for friends than this. I cannot trust him.
Preach! This guy walks around in a suit made of red flags and I guarantee we hear "for the kid's sake?" every time he needs help!
So first he cheats on us, calls us fat when we tried to tell him we was preganant, and NOW he gets arrested cuz he suddenly wants to fight for us? Yeah he can stay his a** in jail 😂
I’m quite literally done with this dude
Exactly he can call his mom or someone eles
@@anothersocialoutcast8981 Exactly, better yet he can call the person he cheated on us for 😂
@@krys7667 yes 😂
True, we're wasting our time here.
was feeling slightly empathetic till i got reminded he's a cheater ☺️🔪
Cheaters do not win it's just a fact🗡️
“Have a heart.”
Me: “break up with your other bi-“ 💀😭
"Irresponsible how am Irresponsible" the fact that he said that and "I'm at the police station again" 😂
"And these police men are BEING A PAIN IN MY ASS" I cant stop laughing😂😂
When you said it's your one and only baby daddy I die 😂😂😂
Was wondering the entire time why we broke up:
>says it was on good terms
>brings up that he cheated
>we're preggos
-Le Sigh-
This is the funniest comment ever 😂
Him : hey um I'm at the police station again
Me : .... Bish I swear you just like my brother I can't with you
Wdym arrested?! This gonna be some good tea 👀☕️
Here’s some popcorn and snacks while we wait for the tea 🍿🍿🙃
@@Gisselle_RoseCan i have are gun???
@aestheticblossom5386 thank you dear
@@KoriMint0here 🍬😊
Anyone need anything?
The turkhis station at the background 😭 it made me proud as a turkhis fan when i noticed
PLS I SWEAR I GET SO EXCITED WHEN I GET A NOTIFICATION FROM YOU 😭
Same😭
i feel like the reason he threw fists with the guy and hes not gonna press charges is cuz thats his friend. And he or his friend are the reason they are making fun of the listeners weight.
Finally, they're going to be friends, it'll hopefully do good for the baby, when my parents got divorced it did wonders to see my mom and dad talking and being friendly to each other and behind closed doors too. So i hope everything goes well😊
“I swear on the grave of my uncle Telemachus that had I known you were pregnant, I would never- n-never mind” I literally felt the water that I was drinking in my nose, in the wrong pipe of my throat, and on my shirt 😂😂 aka had me crying shit and shitting tears
i jus found ur channel and ur voice is so soothing 😍🤸🏽♀️
Just finished itt it was so good especially to first wake up to lmaoo😂😂
IM READY FOR THE TEAAA AND TEAARRSSS
" Le sigh "😂
Stop this is an amazing audio, need part 3 😜
Amazing like always 😁
will watch as soon as i’m off work, omg i’m so excited! this is going to be good as usual👌🏻
Hope you enjoy!
1: Sadly i wont be able to see this live
And 2: WHY DOES IT SAY ARRESTED BRO I NEVER KNEW CALLING SOMEONE FAT WAS ILLEGAL?!?
I can't 😭
@@pinkie172 bro same 😭😭😭
No one dares call us ugly 😌
@@THERIAN_COVE we is beautiful
Should br
ok-WAIT AGAIN!? JAIL WHAT DID YOU DO
I have no heart nor soul im cutting contact
this audio is so awesome you've done a amazing job💜 your boyfriend is at the police station again while the girlfriend is pregnant?😱
Ok ok, this mama can be ur savior all the time…be nice to the officers man they trying, our kid is gonna take after their father, a rebel…oh dear…
"Because the officer is a PAIN IN MY ASS👹"
"Baby daddy" I STARTED CACKLING
Got arrested for protesting their honor…and they say chivalry is dead🥲
Honor? He's protecting his monopoly on calling us fat.
Still didn't watch it because I'm still on the phone BUT! UTC I got to talk to you! I've got the script 😮
Edit: "for the kid's sake"?
Seriously, man... You should have thought about the baby before being arrested 🤣
But, well, can't blame him for fighting... It's bad but understandable 😊
Baby daddy 😍
Send it over!
@@UTC_Audio Can I send you the pdf on your Gmail address?
Can it be a text document or pasted into the body of the email? The last pdf I got was a virus.
@@UTC_Audio okay, I was too fast xD I'll send it again!
@@UTC_Audio Okay, done!
OMG YES😩😭
after watching this i’m really interested on how all this is going to unfold! hopefully the he can change his ways and maybe the listener will give him another chance👀
Nah, we can do better.
OML IM LATE I WENT TO ✨STARBUCKS✨ BUT IM WATCHING IT 😍💅🏾
girl I'm literally skin and bones.
HAHAHAHA IM ACTUALLY EARLY TO A VIDEO
NOT THE BACKGROUND BEING A TURKISH BUS STOP ( IM TURKISH OMG IS HE TURKISH NO WAY)💀😣
It's alright. I know I am fat dude. Not your fault :)
Calling someone fat is not cool
MY BABY DADDY😂😂😂
Where is these comments coming from
AYOOOOOO "BABY DADDY"!? HUHHHH 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😭😭😭
😮🎉🥳
You got arrested without me??? 😢
Just get some help please
HOW ARE UOU GOING TO BE THE DAD IF YOUR IN PRISON ALL THE TIME THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO BE A FATHER!!! 😦😦😦😨
Ok he beating a jerk for insulting the listener is really sweet but he could have not do that, and he would not be arrested.
"Only *I* get to call her fat!"