Sh!t My Grunt Says: Best of Militia Multiplayer

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  • @exuberance7418
    @exuberance7418 7 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    "I joined because of my dad was a titan pilot!" ANY OF US COULD BE HIS FATHER!

    • @RageCreati0n
      @RageCreati0n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Next Star he’s Jack Cooper.

    • @cubanblisk9455
      @cubanblisk9455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      decepticonmaster1 that’s not possible

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *oh shit*

    • @orio1368
      @orio1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It can be you, it can be me, it could even be-

    • @bluecaptainIT
      @bluecaptainIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@orio1368 *blasts your head with EVA-8*
      Grunt: Woah, woah, woah!!!
      Militia Pilot: What? It was obvious: he was an IMC Pilot!

  • @Gen0Granger09
    @Gen0Granger09 10 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    The stim and cloak comment really put into perspective the 98% fatality rate for pilots.

    • @commandershepard13
      @commandershepard13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Gen0Granger09 I think the 98% fatality thing was supposed to be a joke about how your fighting on a training course. Training with 98% fatality rates wouldn't be very good training.

    • @TheMartuksxxxx
      @TheMartuksxxxx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +commandershepard13 Depends, meaning rest 2% will be extremely good. And if you have unlimited supply of pilots, you can afford that.

    • @Superiorform4
      @Superiorform4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TheMartuksxxxx 3 years old comment I know, but, if they made the training such that it was only a 96% fatality rate... They'd have very slightly worse pilots, but twice as many! It wouldn't make sense to have such a high fatality rate.

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Superiorform4 I agree, but think about it, the veteran pilots will be extremely effective while in combat, look at Cpt. Lastimosa, he could only be taken down by a team up of Apex Predators, (yes, Cooper later killed them, but that was a 1-1 fight, not a multi vs 1 (I think it was Ash and Cane that killed him if I remember correctly)) before that he was a well respected pilot, and we see how good he was in the trailers/opening cutscene.
      Personally, I'd rather have a more effective but less men fighting force if one of my pilots can take down at least two of yours, plus most likely a ton of grunts, I'm willing to take those chances, I'm not sure the pilots themselves would (you know, 98% of the people they know are dead) but speaking statistically it'd be even.
      Wow, I must sound a lot like spyglass

    • @AnoAssassin
      @AnoAssassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Dragonspirit223
      For clarity, the 98% figure comes from IMC's Whitehead, Gridiron, and is an edge case. Most Pilots are VR trained

  • @Masternecron247
    @Masternecron247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Grunt 1: "I hit the gym this morning, so I can go all day at this!"
    Grunt 2: "Nobody likes you!:

    • @WarTex
      @WarTex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ):

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's so mean hahajaj

  • @SpaceDaddyTeshin
    @SpaceDaddyTeshin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "Who's the cannon fodder now, b#tch?!" My God, my sides can't hold much longer

    • @ISAFSoldier
      @ISAFSoldier 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Either I timed it just right or they actually do it, because both me and my buddy killed a pilot on separate games with a grunt nearby and they said that line. O.o

    • @Basket_2
      @Basket_2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dan Freeman omg they've become self-aware

    • @Mobius118F
      @Mobius118F หลายเดือนก่อน

      It really is a great line.

  • @ChronicNOTAG
    @ChronicNOTAG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "They better make cards of us!"
    Well, someone got their wish fulfilled.

    • @avro205
      @avro205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would buy titanfall trading cards

    • @erraticpulse9991
      @erraticpulse9991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too.

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me three

    • @frankdrebin3988
      @frankdrebin3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *pulls "Thin the Ranks" Burn Card*

    • @alaskamark4562
      @alaskamark4562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frank Drebin. *Pulls "Conscription" Burn Card: "Follow me to hell boys!"*

  • @spacedoutmonkey668
    @spacedoutmonkey668 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    that grunt said he tried to build his own titan,he probably built the first reaper.

  • @smokealotapotamus_104
    @smokealotapotamus_104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    And people say A.I. don't add to the game.

  • @chaosadvocate3667
    @chaosadvocate3667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Grunt 1: (Techno speak)
    Grunt 2 (and us): Okay I have no idea what you just said but I'll take your word for it.

  • @pilotj9467
    @pilotj9467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    2:24
    Liveleak in the Titanfall universe confirmed.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    When they say "Watch and learn" it is usually followed with me getting punched by a titan... "Okay, you see what that guy did? DON'T DO THAT!" "What, die?" "That's a secondary consideration, but essentially yes."

  • @Fahrun
    @Fahrun 10 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I'm so happy this channel exists.
    Not enough Titanfall Appreciation out there.

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was only one Xbox one, but I came here because I was looking for tips on Titanfall 2 on how to kill titans. A link led me here. This showed me how much AI can really add to the game just by simple commentary.

    • @feketerobert9086
      @feketerobert9086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it wasn't,it was also on the pc...

    • @nerdneh132
      @nerdneh132 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too right mate.

    • @jonharrison3114
      @jonharrison3114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@acewolfgang276did you figure out how to kill titans yet

  • @swissones
    @swissones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "I had a dream last night I forgot my gun"Haha, this is actually very common. Ive dreamed I lost my rifle or showed up late to formation many many times.

    • @elijahhayter3026
      @elijahhayter3026 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just how nightmarish is your sergeant?

    • @jonharrison3114
      @jonharrison3114 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elijahhayter3026fr

    • @sebulba69
      @sebulba69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@elijahhayter3026 it's not even the SGT that scares me it's just that it gets ingrained into us that simple shit scares you to forget.....forgetting can lead to death.

  • @Mathiakle
    @Mathiakle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    2:56 sounds all badass then his teammate says that lol

  • @UberPanzerhund
    @UberPanzerhund 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This stuff wasn't in TF|2 attrition because it was an afterthought. Shame they planned on making Bounty hunt the replacement.

  • @huey6283
    @huey6283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "If that's some video that you watched online, I don't wanna know about it!"
    *TH-cam Exists in Titanfall*

    • @natheria4933
      @natheria4933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean youtube is basically a massive archive on human civilization and our species. It would make sense it, or something like it continued to exist well beyond into the future.

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except it's a graphic video he's talking about so it wouldn't be on youtube.

    • @matro2
      @matro2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nothing about that sentence implies the continued existence of TH-cam.

  • @112523
    @112523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    when woolie brings you to something hilarious

    • @SquibbeyJenkins
      @SquibbeyJenkins 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SupahFly lmao same

    • @flippinkitten9279
      @flippinkitten9279 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SupahFly Yep, Im glad they are doing an LP of Titanfall 2

  • @williammartin9612
    @williammartin9612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I appreciate how these Developers took the time to make these voice things.

  • @foureyedcyclopse9412
    @foureyedcyclopse9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Pretty cool how stuff like rodeoing and zip line climbing is in the grunt dialogue, so that a new player might be tempted to try those unconventional tactics

  • @michellesmith7533
    @michellesmith7533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Grunt 1: My suit doesn't have a Cloaking device. Does your suit have a Cloaking device?
    Grunt 2: Mine doesn't even have a *button flap*.

  • @SirBlues-wz7ld
    @SirBlues-wz7ld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This just makes me want to escort every grunt squad around to keep them alive

  • @mylogamer9941
    @mylogamer9941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:17 ok that answers one of my questions

  • @GoryGlory
    @GoryGlory 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:52. Them pilots must have really thicc gloves.

  • @TheAverageSushi
    @TheAverageSushi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:07 Pilot STIM/Cloak, external + embedded in skin.

  • @Evan-vx1ys
    @Evan-vx1ys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Too bad 80 percent of the grunts in titanfall don't make it.

    • @cubanblisk9455
      @cubanblisk9455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sea Brass yeah. They need more appreciation for the stuff they do

  • @sleepyboi6681
    @sleepyboi6681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the personality of grunts I wish there’s a mode where you can play grunts

  • @acewolfgang276
    @acewolfgang276 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    3:27 to 3:35 is my favorite

  • @natheria4933
    @natheria4933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I always try to save grunts when i have the ability too. Poor guys get too much flak.

  • @Burning-Twilight
    @Burning-Twilight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Huh so i wasnt the only one who found it weird that their were female pilots but no female grunts

    • @advictoriamsshitposts8689
      @advictoriamsshitposts8689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I always wondered that tbh.

    • @youtubehasbigcringe
      @youtubehasbigcringe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@advictoriamsshitposts8689 no reason to waste resources on trying to augment a female to be up to the standards of a grunt when grunts are disposable

    • @AnoAssassin
      @AnoAssassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Our country has conscription for all men and a trend was that all the volunteer women went for longer and more difficult training programs than average since they already were there voluntarily, might as well go big or go home

  • @battlehardgod895
    @battlehardgod895 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Blisk disliked this video.

    • @MaplePatriot
      @MaplePatriot 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @da_riceboy161
      @da_riceboy161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Person from 2022 here. They removed the dislike button. Idk what you’re talking about.

    • @vyldio
      @vyldio 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@da_riceboy161 wtf is a dislike

  • @REDtheblazian
    @REDtheblazian 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God i love titanfall grunts, we need a 3rd game

  • @jakoski
    @jakoski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why couldn't the Titanfall 2 grunts have been like this?

    • @aceboll7627
      @aceboll7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THEY'RE TRYING TO CORNER US

  • @taurinetrashmann259
    @taurinetrashmann259 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:23 *ROASTED*

  • @KookieSpyder_0389
    @KookieSpyder_0389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    war: happens
    grunts: casually have a conversation

  • @ThePickleGod934
    @ThePickleGod934 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how they mentioned there's no female grunts! xD

  • @PepTwo
    @PepTwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:10 "..Two drops of stim in my c..."
    oh no
    "..Coffee.."
    oh no my stupid dirty brain

  • @christhechilled
    @christhechilled 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you, Grandma Swamp!

  • @matro2
    @matro2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are the best. No one else has uploaded these. Thank you.

  • @massimosnelgrove5713
    @massimosnelgrove5713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I heard the one about female pilots in a real game once and it got me thinking.

  • @RustyTopHat42
    @RustyTopHat42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Grunt: hey have you notice how there female pilots but no female grunts.
    Me: oh crap you have a point why is that

  • @thecrusader6429
    @thecrusader6429 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh wow the dedication

  • @cookoo4cocopuffs221
    @cookoo4cocopuffs221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:27 BIIITCH

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:34 LMAO META

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im gonna guess there are a LOT more lines than just this

  • @Mobius118F
    @Mobius118F หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:32 I love it.

  • @vnorthan1679
    @vnorthan1679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Video: Titanfall's grunts talking
    TH-cam: Call of Duty: Black Ops

  • @nikovbn839
    @nikovbn839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God, I love this :D

  • @GoldLBS
    @GoldLBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol i see where apex gets a lot of its humor.

  • @justasimplegamer129
    @justasimplegamer129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wheres the Frontier Defense voice lines or the standard ATTRITION outside the campaign lines.
    I often hear "MY WHOLE TEAM IS DEAD" in the FD.

  • @kevtheking99-YT
    @kevtheking99-YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    interesting

  • @TheRealGears
    @TheRealGears 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:17
    Precursor to vanguard class titans confirmed?

    • @jakejohnson718
      @jakejohnson718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That grunt's attempt at building a titan ends up being the major inspiration for the vanguard titans

    • @alexletiny5155
      @alexletiny5155 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jakejohnson718or the reapers.

  • @genericlegionaryrecruit7235
    @genericlegionaryrecruit7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:31 what does he say tho

  • @DrfeelgoodPhD69
    @DrfeelgoodPhD69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:32

  • @iwillzpwnu5686
    @iwillzpwnu5686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is there any way to get a clip of a grunt saying "Nobody likes you!"

  • @c.i.a9946
    @c.i.a9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    All jokes aside can you focus on how in the world are most of the grunts in Titanfall are male but not female

  • @Jezijo
    @Jezijo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    why the did they get rig of this in titanfall 2

  • @blueranger7107
    @blueranger7107 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are you thinking about doing "sh!t my grunt says" for titanfall 2?

  • @nerdneh132
    @nerdneh132 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where did you find these files?

  • @someolfellow1094
    @someolfellow1094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Seriously, WHY TF ARE THERE NO FEMALE GRUNTS LIKE WTF?!