Weekend Update: Co-Worker Who's Extremely Busy Doing Seemingly Nothing on Returning to the Office

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  • A co-worker who's extremely busy doing seemingly nothing (Heidi Gardner) stops by Weekend Update to discuss Americans returning to the office in person.
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  • @Linaselfcare
    @Linaselfcare ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    "When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy." -George Costanza

    • @cokesquirrel
      @cokesquirrel ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That seriously does work.

    • @mother_of_doxies
      @mother_of_doxies ปีที่แล้ว +33

      True, I do this at least 38 hours a week.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A prophet...who knew

    • @mauriceortiz8817
      @mauriceortiz8817 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's true. I did it often. Folks leave you alone.

    • @j.martinonyc
      @j.martinonyc ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean
      -Larry David 😂

  • @LETSGOCUBS2008
    @LETSGOCUBS2008 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The oversized water bottle is so perfect

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, with the lines that say: "good start, keep going, almost there!!!!"

    • @H-Vox
      @H-Vox ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have an annoying ass basic b coworker who has one of those 😂

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@H-Vox "Keep going." OUT THE DOOR!

  • @dsa5394
    @dsa5394 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    I knew entire departments like this full of professional meeting goers. They were able to convey a sense of urgency, which is what higher ups looked for. It was funny and true.

    • @robbennett5944
      @robbennett5944 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Those are the people who are pushing for back to work 😂😂😂😂

    • @ArchibaldClumpy
      @ArchibaldClumpy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      IMO a schedule full of meetings is way worse than just having a lot of projects. I'd rather be swamped than have four meetings in a day.

    • @joshhupp
      @joshhupp ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A manager of mine told me that a different manager expressed concern that I didn't panic or outwardly express distress when problems came up. Is that the proper way to respond to a customer's problem? Panic?

    • @P__114
      @P__114 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let me guess? Amazon?

    • @joshhupp
      @joshhupp ปีที่แล้ว

      @@P__114 LoL no, it was a small company

  • @missq5200
    @missq5200 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Heidi reminds me of Lucille Ball, the way she's able to convey something with her facial expression and physical comedy, and the lengths she's willing to go to make a scene work.

    • @kathleenhannan
      @kathleenhannan ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Absolutely, I was thinking of Lucille Ball in between wiping away tears. 150% commitment to physical humor with her face, whole body, voice range and timing. The range of facial expressions Heidi made looking through all the papers! I've watched this maybe 20 times, and each time I laugh hysterically at something I hadn't really taken in the last time because I was laughing at something else. The writing is genius too, and the interplay between Colin and Heidi perfectly timed. And to top it all off, the character she's playing really reminds me of myself!

    • @H-Vox
      @H-Vox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @dclucky2477
      @dclucky2477 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@kathleenhannan love your comment, agree with everything you said and I just so appreciate that you admitted it reminds you of yourself, I feel the same way, I can relate to this lol

    • @kathleenhannan
      @kathleenhannan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dclucky2477 Thanks Dustin. I love that you can relate to it too. I've been laughing at myself in a friendly way ever since I saw it.

    • @standupmomedy
      @standupmomedy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gonna say, she would be great at playing Lucille Ball! Agreed!!

  • @lynnwilliams8295
    @lynnwilliams8295 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    We have all worked with someone like this. I worked with a guy who would take hours a day making spreadsheets of stuff he needed to do so he never got his actual work done. He was perpetually behind and freaking out. He was literally making more work for himself then complained about the amount of work he had to do.

    • @richy1988
      @richy1988 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Busy fools, almost everyone

    • @yve5659
      @yve5659 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Literally every chief in the navy does this. I worked with a guy when I was in the military and we worked in the er. The male higher ranks thought he was amazing. He told me his secret was carrying a clip board and stethoscope and rushing around looking busy but he wasn’t doing anything. He then told me to fake it til I make it or some quote from Training Day.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Before adhd diagnosis....

    • @35mm21
      @35mm21 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I went to college with a bunch of people like that who would spend more time "preparing" to make their work perfect then never finish the work. Particularly annoying in group projects.

    • @timothyevo
      @timothyevo ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@lindaleelaw5277 OMG, I literally came here to say the same exact thing. I have ADHD and have to constantly fight the urge to plan to plan.

  • @bradenkerr9062
    @bradenkerr9062 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    All of Heidi’s update characters are killer.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Angel is my favorite.

    • @fooolishgamess
      @fooolishgamess ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don’t make her take the kids to her sister’s!

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      she's not really up to cecily.. but she's close...

    • @P__114
      @P__114 ปีที่แล้ว

      This wasn’t funny at all

    • @tugboat2030
      @tugboat2030 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She is really good

  • @reprintranch
    @reprintranch ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I just about had a PTSD moment, expecting Crystal's boss to come onscreen and hand off several of Crystal's responsibilities to me.

    • @RockinRita03
      @RockinRita03 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😅😅😅

    • @RockinRita03
      @RockinRita03 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank goodness her boss is Che since she's his assistant

    • @justrosy5
      @justrosy5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Been there, done that. I see you!

    • @lizp4657
      @lizp4657 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG, yes! Been there! 😒

  • @tunafishboi4236
    @tunafishboi4236 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "In the weeds!" Got me rolling!😂

    • @5mariomaster
      @5mariomaster ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can already see this being used in a future team meeting

    • @leekittrell6037
      @leekittrell6037 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I rarely laugh out loud like this. “In the weeds” had me crying!

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    When Heidi threw her phone after saying "doododdoddoo I'm screwed" I laughed too hard at that.

    • @carpballet
      @carpballet ปีที่แล้ว

      What part was so funny?

    • @rosenbergjr10
      @rosenbergjr10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try laughing at a funnier part next time

    • @cwg73160
      @cwg73160 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What’d you have for lunch? You obviously want to tell us every little thing that you do.

  • @silverandexact
    @silverandexact ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Heidi Gardner is possibly the most underrated cast member. Always a solid performance.

  • @yodingdongyo
    @yodingdongyo ปีที่แล้ว +368

    If she picked up another phone and said, "I have to go; reschedule this with someone else" she would have nailed a spot-on impersonation of a government worker I once had to deal with.

  • @SS-gx7tg
    @SS-gx7tg ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Please make this a recurring character. This had my dying! That she carried this level of intensity on for 4 min is really impressive. I bet this will become one of the most talked about/referenced SNL characters in recent history. Heidi is amazing

    • @rogerbrodniak5644
      @rogerbrodniak5644 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agreed...along with Lisa from Temecula

    • @wm6549
      @wm6549 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was good, but would it basically be the same skit every time?

    • @burgermind802
      @burgermind802 ปีที่แล้ว

      W M her inevitable mental breakdown could be entertaining

    • @SS-gx7tg
      @SS-gx7tg ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wm6549 Did you not like Stefan after his first appearance? Stefan's update desk appearances got better w. time imo

    • @casyatbat
      @casyatbat ปีที่แล้ว +3

      S S, really? I like this actress, but this is just too much to the point of being ultra annoying.

  • @BrentGodwin
    @BrentGodwin ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I worked with this woman. Drove me absolutely crazy that she acted like she was busier than everyone else in the company. But she had been there long enough that everyone just treated it like it was a normal thing, "Oh we can't give that project to Lori, she has SO MUCH on her plate!" But...does she?

  • @chrisvannorman4524
    @chrisvannorman4524 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    she's a legend. this was the hardest I've laughed in years. give her a movie already

    • @doughope761
      @doughope761 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, she's in Shrinking. And what an ending she brought to Season One.

    • @Raven-ug8uw
      @Raven-ug8uw ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not another genuine funny person on the show but her.

    • @carlwilliams6977
      @carlwilliams6977 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My condolences. It was a pretty lame skit overall! I.e., "salad phone"?!
      Perhaps you need your funny bone calibrated! 🙂

    • @dogthegod3975
      @dogthegod3975 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raven-ug8uwlol cuz this was not funny at all

    • @Raven-ug8uw
      @Raven-ug8uw ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dogthegod3975 U just may be that co-worker then.

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I appreciate and notice when an actor doesn't stare at the cards most of the time. She did it so well you think she improvised the whole thing.

    • @garrenshot
      @garrenshot ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She may have improvised this

  • @marcusdub07
    @marcusdub07 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Literally, this girl I used to work with, carried a clipboard around all day, we worked in a clothing store...

    • @tanjab13
      @tanjab13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for this visual! 😂

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Security clipboard replaced the blanket.

  • @hutch1197
    @hutch1197 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Our "Crystal" was named Nancy, and she was perpetually insufferable. And don't ask me what the hell she did. She came to meetings held by every department and let us know how stressed she was. She even had some generic title that I can't remember.

    • @ntdscherer
      @ntdscherer ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Assistant Vice President of Operations

    • @hutch1197
      @hutch1197 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ntdscherer Seriously. I think that was it.

  • @SoDakJason
    @SoDakJason ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love that we're carrying on Cecily doing spittakes/throwing wine on Colin by having Heidi throwing salad greens on Colin.

  • @susiesan
    @susiesan ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Heidi reminded me of Carol Burnett in this

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Very much so!

  • @jim6070
    @jim6070 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This very dead on. I might add that the people that actually act this way have less to do than anyone else.

    • @H-Vox
      @H-Vox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My supervisor when I was a bank teller was like this. Every time a customer would say "how are you?" she would say "Busy! Running around like a headless chicken!" She was rarely busy

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality ปีที่แล้ว +77

    heidi really killed it with the physical comedy in this

  • @Gigofestesflats
    @Gigofestesflats ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “I’m Che’s assistant” punchline got me.

  • @beccafeeney7688
    @beccafeeney7688 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Fake. She didn’t aggressively shake her salad

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No time

    • @justmaj
      @justmaj ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree, huge missed opportunity.

    • @reprintranch
      @reprintranch ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Salad was tasked with shaking itself and didn't do it. Crystal can't count on anyone else on her team.

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can't do that with a salad phone in there!

    • @erinh9267
      @erinh9267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey! Athletically shaking my salad brings me joy

  • @carpetfluff35
    @carpetfluff35 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This is most of my managers; always standing in groups talking about how busy they are while the rest of us are actually DOING stuff.

  • @Kevins773
    @Kevins773 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Everything about this was amazing. The energy, the commitment, the facial expressions.. just wow. I love Heidi.

  • @jessbrannon_actor
    @jessbrannon_actor ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how the hand just slides into frame with the salad 😂

  • @billlawrence8520
    @billlawrence8520 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Heidi must use this as a recurring character. Almost, almost as great as Cicely’s Girl at a Party.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Good way to stick the landing with this sketch revealing who she "works" for. 😉

  • @jeank5410
    @jeank5410 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This needs to be a recurring bit … I worked for someone like this a while back, lots of talking and meetings, she worked long hours including on weekends while I was never that busy - I’m not sure how much she was ever accomplishing.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +35

    In his defense... her 'husband' can vibrate.

  • @MichaelLudden
    @MichaelLudden ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is all of my theater friends' impression of what 'work' is lol

  • @GrotrianSeiler
    @GrotrianSeiler ปีที่แล้ว +25

    She’s really shining this season. This new character was so well played. Respect

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I felt that Ann Taylor Loft joke. When I used to work in an office at a university, I was the #3 Ann Taylor Loft shopper in the Fresno, CA area. LOL!! The reason I know that is because my friend was a district manager at the time, and I guess she would run reports...and my name would pop up. She was like "We need to get you to #1." LOL!! I was also a busy lady. (;

    • @roachdoggjr722
      @roachdoggjr722 ปีที่แล้ว

      How often were you checking your salad phone?

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Me, when my supervisor comes into the room

  • @FTNChicken
    @FTNChicken ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This whole sketch was definitely just an excuse to throw food at Colin

  • @stephaniehall8179
    @stephaniehall8179 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “and Bens’ bringing Oreo cheesecake, that aint gonna work, there goes my Easter Sunday”😂

  • @herauthenticself7749
    @herauthenticself7749 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Heidi is such a star she never miss the skirt was hilarious I was dying 🤣.

  • @rogerbrodniak5644
    @rogerbrodniak5644 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Hard to believe it but Gardner actually outdoes all her Weekend Update characters with this performance!

  • @bug5317
    @bug5317 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    OMG MORE OF HER!! That was hysterical!!! Guest characters on W.U. are so fun.

  • @DrQuizzler
    @DrQuizzler ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I worked at a company where a guy on another team was the low-key opposite version of "Crystal". He didn't seem stressed or overwrought, and he showed up at the all-hands meetings, parties and celebrations. I'd see him walk through the office on occasion sporting the same busy-distracted look I'm sure we all had, like "I gotta remember to do that thing...". He was cordial and jovial in the breakroom or the cubical aisle, always for just long enough, then he'd disappear, presumably back to his desk. In a way he was kind of like Frank Abagnale, hiding in plain sight. Two years into his tenure there, a cursory audit by a newly appointed manager on his team revealed that he had not checked in a single scrap of work the entire time.

  • @dgeneric7518
    @dgeneric7518 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm her the last 30 minutes or so of the day. I find walking quickly and constantly checking things makes it seem I'm still working 😂😂

  • @markallen3293
    @markallen3293 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I have worked in a office, sometimes we actually fake work.

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Women can do that easier than men. Get it?

    • @dejah2553
      @dejah2553 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@randymillhouse791 No?

  • @loisann7619
    @loisann7619 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    🤣 Oh my gosh, soo true! She nailed this! People I work with ACT so busy, you’d think they were top level Engineers for NASA. 🤣

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that example. Once interned with engineers at NASA, and in person they were so chill, so laid-back, and never patronizing or condescending, but when they got back to whatever they were doing where no one was watching they'd focus like a laser and get so much sh!t done, the diametric opposite of this sketch

  • @newclothes8165
    @newclothes8165 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    She needs a raise and a weekly spot on the show. Best bit ever.

  • @jessicaatkins3173
    @jessicaatkins3173 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Where do u work?"... "in the weeds!" 😂😂😂

  • @jasonscott4366
    @jasonscott4366 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had a co worker that was always busy but nothing ever got done. Funny how that works

  • @skylarfoxy6908
    @skylarfoxy6908 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Nailed the facial expressions!

    • @toonheaded1
      @toonheaded1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah she's great lol

  • @toniwilliams1115
    @toniwilliams1115 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The phone-as-husband bit and her wild EYES throughout were amazing.

  • @ZigbertD
    @ZigbertD ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At my job I spend a lot of time walking very quickly from place to place with an expression like I'm in the middle of one task but also intently concentrating on what I have to do next...

    • @LilyGazou
      @LilyGazou ปีที่แล้ว

      This is how I used to get exercise into my day. Zoom through the hallways, take stairs up and down going nowhere.

  • @BmaGrl
    @BmaGrl ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I work in a whole office of these people. They never have any time to get you the data that you need, but expect that when they ask you for ANYTHING that you will get it for them yesterday. Yet, there is NO WAY that they are more busy than our boss, & he is completely professional, with realistic expectations & timely responses.

    • @lyrachle
      @lyrachle ปีที่แล้ว

      This skit was actually uncanny for me. How did Jeidi know my co-worker so well?

  • @michaelyuscavage5179
    @michaelyuscavage5179 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I've washed dishes, delivered pizza, worked in retail, been employed in a factory, and taught high school. This is just about every employed person in America.

    • @Vincent-fo7xp
      @Vincent-fo7xp ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And most of our jobs suck but we need money

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ... all at once?! Now I get it.

    • @trainluvr
      @trainluvr ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to bring a mug of cold water into meetings, and eat from those salad bowls at desk. That ended 7 years ago THANK ALLAH.

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw your comment and want to speak directly to it but don't have the time at the moment. Let me know your availability for ETERNITY and I'll send a calendar invitation.

    • @randymillhouse791
      @randymillhouse791 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trainluvr What kind of food does ALLAH serve?

  • @lizannewhitlow1085
    @lizannewhitlow1085 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She actually did googly eyes! 😂

  • @StevenKombolis
    @StevenKombolis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Colin adds so much sincere joy and easy going energy to the skits to make them work even better. You always hear about competition and sabatage on SNL so he must be such a great person to work with

  • @pmaynard10
    @pmaynard10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    All my managers act like this and no one can figure out what they actually do.

  • @FireflyABQ
    @FireflyABQ ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That salad phone though :D

  • @InvaderHog
    @InvaderHog ปีที่แล้ว +8

    this is somoene I know at work- she is so disorganized and never seemed to actually be doing anything but she had like two phones, a laptop, tons of papers and I was teh one who had to do my own work and hers like bruh what are we doing here???

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Heidi is fantastic! Great job!

  • @acc2017
    @acc2017 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where do you work
    “In the weeds” 😂😂😭

  • @mikeberry2332
    @mikeberry2332 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'So what do you do for work?' 'Um, this.' Her delivery of that line is hilarious!

  • @geegeezlouis86
    @geegeezlouis86 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Now that Cecily is gone Heidi is keeping up the tradition of throwing things on Colin and I think that's beautiful

  • @m42666
    @m42666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She really parodies a manager I once had. Even some of the jargon is the same. Amazing !!

  • @blueprairiedog
    @blueprairiedog ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When starting a new job, my spouse was told, "Always carry a piece of paper and look serious.". This was before everyone had a laptop.

  • @johnbellocchio66
    @johnbellocchio66 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have supervised people like this who spread anxiety and paranoia like the plague, and I fired them as soon as possible because they destroy productivity and make everyone else crazy. In most cases, if they shut up and did their job, they wouldn't actually have that much to do.

  • @trashmammal5757
    @trashmammal5757 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ok THIS Character needs her own Sketch 😂

  • @brenda5511
    @brenda5511 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My “Crystal” was named “Terrie” and she’d hold the phone under her hair and doodle like she was hard at work, talking to her mom about their “stories”. Then she’d stay overtime so that she could do her real work without annoying interruptions. She made more in OT than her regular pay. Luckily we got a new boss who saw through her scam. “Finish it up, Terrie, it’s time to go.”

    • @spak3950
      @spak3950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's so sad that all it takes is a good mentor/supervisor to call them out on this BS. But it never happens. Glad the new boss actually did their job.

    • @CaraMarie13
      @CaraMarie13 ปีที่แล้ว

      Terrie sounded like she figured out how to steal back her value. They probably should have let Terrie work from home so she didn't need to be out there fronting.

  • @lauralunamartin7331
    @lauralunamartin7331 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    She's hilarious! An under appreciated talent. The eyes! I've never been the first comment before, whoo-hoo!

  • @victorc777
    @victorc777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve worked 12 hour days, with classes in the evening, and having to find time for everything else in between, and managing without stress. Then to hear, from some people near and dear to me, with no job or any other obligation outside their house and with no kids, complain about how they are “so busy” and “stressed out”. Like with what!?

  • @jamesmapson1582
    @jamesmapson1582 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    She nailed it even down to the birthday sign-up sheet!!! Not making this up, but this lady has worked with me for several years always pretending to be busy, but in reality, she ain't doing SHIT!!!! PSA: The person in YOUR office who always has the most to say in the meetings and on the zoom calls, sending out the most emails, and always tries to make themselves look important (especially in front of management) is the one who isn't doing a DAMN THING!!! (lol)

    • @mplot0
      @mplot0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Drew doesn’t do a damn thing. Not a damn thing.

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG - the salad phone! LOL that really broke me up.

  • @rikihunter4224
    @rikihunter4224 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The water bottle though ..... Also anyone else notice she flipped us all off when she was explaining her spreadsheet? 😁🤣

  • @TheSunnydeni
    @TheSunnydeni ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We have been blessed with the genius of Heidi once again 🙏

  • @tazp2773
    @tazp2773 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Heidi is so good

  • @jasonthurgood6699
    @jasonthurgood6699 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Print off a test page, walk fast through the office, constantly checking the paper, look annoyed that you can’t find what it is you’re looking for.
    -How to cut from your office to the car without someone hitting you up for a “real quick IT issue”.

  • @j0hnj0nes1980
    @j0hnj0nes1980 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Heidi is now the best in show. Seems she’s found and perfected her swagger. I relatedly laughed vociferously at this Update character!

  • @innercalm9338
    @innercalm9338 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the best Weekend Update guests in a Lonnng time! More of this!

  • @drewsplove5339
    @drewsplove5339 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nothing I hate more than people texting me on my salad phone. 😡

  • @RockinRita03
    @RockinRita03 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The salad phone... 😂😂😂😂 Throwing it with Dallas landing in Colin's hair😅😅😅

  • @nickycat11
    @nickycat11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the hourly water jug and sweetgreen salad are TOO accurate

  • @AustinMichaelDearing
    @AustinMichaelDearing ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Felt like Heidi was channeling classic SNL quirks with Molly hosting, not just the physical stuff but the faces and mannerisms too. Fantastic bit

  • @nm985
    @nm985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I howled when she threw the first phone lol. So me in real life but I actually do work 🤣

  • @damianxaville5550
    @damianxaville5550 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was probably the second time she actually had me. that was too good. I hope she continue getting better

  • @billyllewis
    @billyllewis ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is hysterical! 😂

  • @soundpilatesandyoga8531
    @soundpilatesandyoga8531 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ice breaker. Ice breaker. I can't stop watching this and dying laughing. On my back. The level. Bandwidth. Sign up sheet. That ain't gonna work. I love having another go to skit guarenteed to make me feel better. I've eaten on the toilet so many times. 😂😂😂😂 I'm screwed. What don't I do?

  • @jamescrossland2599
    @jamescrossland2599 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Unfortunately, I've had (as many have) the displeasure of working with fellow healthcare i.e. drs, nurses etc. that do this and it can n has become a HUGE problem for patients receiving care! Totally 💯 know this character 😐

  • @theronwright1276
    @theronwright1276 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Hey man, Crystal is the best"

  • @richcastro8990
    @richcastro8990 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She hits it out of the park EVERY TIME!!

  • @elizabethp2395
    @elizabethp2395 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm kinda like this... in my home office 😂😂😂

  • @darrylbannon2727
    @darrylbannon2727 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That’s a UK civil servant:)

  • @maewest4192
    @maewest4192 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m Che’s assistant🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @king_tyi_the_flyy9067
    @king_tyi_the_flyy9067 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Where do you work?”
    “In the weeds!”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BluJae93
    @BluJae93 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Her eye makeup is flawless,love this look on her lol

  • @sammyp9514
    @sammyp9514 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is so true. So many people just love to complain, and they answer emails all day

    • @escape7557
      @escape7557 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So what kind of jobs are these that people can just answer emails all day? What is the title of such a job ? Where can I find one? Seriously.

  • @lyraserpentine894
    @lyraserpentine894 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG, this is me. I'm an administrative asst. and with all the ad hoc crap I get dumped on me daily, it's hard to get my actual work done. Like, how do people not know how to make copies themselves?

  • @Imnotplayinganymore
    @Imnotplayinganymore ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew that salad would become airborne before the end of the skit. Hilarious

  • @damiankubaa
    @damiankubaa ปีที่แล้ว +16

    that is a phenomenal performance

  • @mrwilson7617
    @mrwilson7617 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Crystal is literally every office worker in a government agency.

    • @blaze2001
      @blaze2001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yess they always brag about not eating, um it's not a flex. I wanna tell my co-worker that so bad lol. She's always like I don't have time to eat!!!

    • @olbird7647
      @olbird7647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, anywhere around the world tbh! Some of the members of the team I've recently joined just love starting up the Teams chat at silly o'clock in the morning and then signing off late evening as though they've been 'working' all that time 🤔🙄 Major competition everyday as to who's the most stressed/ not had time to eat/go to the loo etc, etc 😂😂

    • @gabrielmaroto18
      @gabrielmaroto18 ปีที่แล้ว

      And nothing gets done somehow? Or should I say nothing good.

  • @zachbissett194
    @zachbissett194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When she answers the salad phone and says “I’m screwed”…it kills me. Excellent delivery.

  • @youareblessedyouareloved9278
    @youareblessedyouareloved9278 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A+. This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen.

  • @DarlingDarleen
    @DarlingDarleen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I work with this person, and the purple water bottle is spot on!!!😂😂😂

  • @NasXShady
    @NasXShady ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Doo do do doo do, I’m screwed” 😂