Is this Apex Mountain for the “Mallory Rubin Award”? I had to pause I was laughing so hard that I was crying when she gets thru the ping pong explanation. I still am now. Actual tears.
57:26 When Mama Gump is talking about “if God wanted everyone to be the same he’d give everyone braces on their legs”, it’s like the foundation of why Forrest is never angry with God about any of his situations in life because he understands that in life, “sometimes shit happens”. From his mother’s quote, Forrest is taught to understand that never in life are you promised and should never expect equal opportunities in life, but you are promised an equal opportunity at life, by just being born. What you do with that opportunity at just having a life is what matters. Some people are just meant to be different. It’s a line that keeps Forrest from being bitter with God about his current and future situations, as a boy wearing leg braces and later in life, by just accepting that his path in life was going to be different.
I was 8 when I saw this in the theaters. It took me an embarrassing amount of times rewatching this movie over the years before I actually understood the monsoon stopping and ambush scene.
1:18:02 Bill's wrong, Bubba's tombstone says he died in June, 1967. Forrest says he spent five years in college. So he could've started college in 1961, is on Alabama's championship team in 1962, graduate, enlist, track down Jenny, and get deployed to Vietnam all in 1966, is in Vietnam until gets wounded in June, 1967, then rotates back to America, and receives the Medal Of Honor in 1968.
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Unless of course, you flip the box over and read the back. Momma wasn't too smart" EDIT: For the record, the above comment was made prior to hearing Bill's similar remark in the video. I ain't no joke thief 😃
There weren't the keys for all the chocolates before this movie. Many boxes of chocolate didn't have keys. I personally remember this and I'm sure many others do too.
Just some of the other movies out in 1994: The Lion King, True Lies, Clear and Present Danger, Speed, The Mask, Ms. Doubtfire, Interview w/Vampire, Maverick, Schindlers List, Philadelephia, Ace Ventura, Wolf, Pulp Fiction, Dumb and Dumber, Four Weddings & Funeral, Naked Gun 33, The Crow, Pelican Brief, Natural Born Killers, The Professional, Shawshank. Now all we get is comic book movies.
@@daveclark8337 Wonka is not a comic-book movie, Argylle is actually an original idea. That makes a grand total of 2 comic-book movies this year. The fuck you smoking?
The Mallory Rubin Award! I laughed so hard! Plus, when Bill said if Forrest was a serial killer while jogging for the next 3 years! Directed by David Fincher! You guys are the best!
That’s why this film is so rewatchable there is so much material to think about within the story. It is steeped in symbolism. Back to the future will always be the dudes best film but this film ages quite well. That being said come on Mallory I respectfully disagree. the boat being named Jenny is fitting and part of the symbolism. Right or wrong that name gives gump strength the dream of her analogous to the sail boat and being a guiding star. Think about it.
I’ve never seen any of you in real life save for Bill. I made pictures of everyone in my head so it feels like stage has actors doing your voices perfectly. Feels so odd.
Forrest Gump Quotes I've said randomly 1000 times: That's all I have to say about that. And that son of a bitch Johnson. I'm sorry I had a fight at your black panther party Forrest Gump (6,000,000 times) These are my magic shoes. Go on back to Greenbo ALABAMA! I can run like the wind blows. Gump-Youre a goddamn genius. I believe he said he had to go pee.
I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers. I’m glad we were here together in our Nation’s Capital. Dear God make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here. Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks. I’m pretty tired. Guess I’ll go home now. Shoot… it even rained at night. Can’t sit here.
When they asked who won the movie to the crowd, I am pissed the crowd didn’t say, “Gump” like at the Washington Monument. Or someone should have shouted, “Guuuuuummmmmmmmmpppppppp.”
Loved this one at the beginning but the energy definitely fell off towards the end. You could tell even from just the audio on Spotify. I thought y’all could’ve dove into the psychology of Forrest Gump and what drove people to see this movie a little more. Still love the rewatchables though!
Bill misunderstand about Career and Decades Cruise is better career and bigger movie star (whole career) , Hanks is better run in a decade 90's Hanks 90's is better run than Cruise 90's but Cruise is bigger career and bigger moviestar overall career
So much a podcast by Gen X. Lots of chocolates in the sixties did not come with a pictorial description of the product. Lyndon Johnson would definitely have shown his scar too. Forrest is not stupid, just lower IQ! Jogging was so huge in the early 70’s that someone doing that would not be inconceivable. Ping pong in the army or eight years…after Vietnam the military would keep anybody they could. Staff would get bonuses for soldiers who reupped. Again, I love this podcast, but the whole “ we don’t really know the 60’s” is kind of obvious. Yes I’m a boomer, late boomer so grew up in the 60-78 period.
4 people from a podcast that talks about old movies and a theater full of people comes to see them talk about old movies. The world is officially weird.
@@nickbarcheck1019 Never come close to finishing one yet. I make it 10-15 minutes through these because I think these folks are funny (came through Simmons and NBA), and then I remember, hey I could actually re-watch this movie in the time they take to talk about it. The exception is I always hope someone links to CR's funniest moment, then I'll watch that.
They screen the movie also.. it’s just a more entertaining version of a post screening Q&A. I would love go to a live rewatchables but they rarely pick films I want to see. So many classics they still haven’t done
@@GypsywastelandAside from the typical reasons to enjoy it - there’s another reason why I appreciate this program: It doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not.
That they don’t understand how this is a conservative movie only illustrates how little Liberals understand Conservatives. (Or he could have…read the article lol). This was great though-Mallory is the GOAT and she should be on more pods.
Totally agree! And yes, I tried what I read the other day and it was mind blowing to see her trembling with satisfaction and ready to keep going. It started when I learned to last at least 30 minutes go’ogling the latest in Greyzar Drinbo's PE Solution and now she keeps dragging me back for more
Even though I enjoyed Pulp Fiction far more than Forrest Gump at the time they both came out, I think over the decades since Gump has aged much than Pulp. The circular story telling from Pulp is still innovative, and there are segments of the the film that are still fun, but I feel that the dialogue seems clunky and out of date, and the performances of different actors are quite uneven. Gump hits more emotional notes than Pulp, and you end up liking Hank's character far better as a human being than any of the obviously far-stretched characters in Pulp, who basically don't exist in real life. In the end, I just enjoyed Gump far more than Pulp.
Great stuff! And yes, I tried what I read the other day and it was mind blowing to see her writhing with pleasure and ready for anything. It started when I learned to last at least 30 minutes go’ogling the latest in Greyzar Drinbo's PE Solution and now she keeps dragging me back lol
People pay money, stand on line, and cheer like crazed cultists for four people on stage just giving their opinions about a movie? Something we already do every day ourselves? Talk about desperate for entertainment.
I know it was an enormous hit, but I would trade 500 Forrest Gumps (along with everything else Zemeckis has ever done, in fact) for one more Used Cars.
Mallory rubin is the most annoying women in podcasting. I was looking forward to listening and watching these live ahows but as soon as you announce MR is in the pod you have to switch it off. Absolutely ruined what could have been an awesome live pod to watch.
tbh, Chris Ryan contantly doing his yelling schtick is getting very old. i know your home boys seem to still love it, but thats just nostalgia talking.
Stop doing these rewatchables in front of an audience because Chris, Mallory and Sean usually just want to be funny for the audience rather than analyzing the movie.
2 things. Bills assumption that Morgan should’ve won simply by being black and Mallory’s forced obsession with Harrison ford pretending an 80 year old is sexy. So weird. Daddy issues
Stop the live pods!!! Or at least space them out. They’re entirely unlistenable. Also. I really hope these audience members are just drunk and playing it up. To hear people get this enthused about a stupid podcast really makes me wanna go into hibernation.
@@RachelDavis705 I've had lots of conversations in my life and I've never had the urge to bring up a 30-year-old movie. Seems incredibly random and like someone who likes living in the past would do.
@@nickbarcheck1019 Yeah, who wants to talk about memories and things we previously enjoyed? Why talk about things like, you know, your first date with someone, your wedding, a funny moment that happened? Makes no sense. STOP LIVING IN THE PAST PEOPLE!
57:26 When Mama Gump is talking about “if God wanted everyone to be the same he’d give everyone braces on their legs”, it’s like the foundation of why Forrest is never angry with God about any of his situations in life because he understands that in life, “sometimes shit happens”. From his mother’s quote, Forrest is taught to understand that never in life are you promised and should never expect equal opportunities in life, but you are promised an equal opportunity at life, by just being born. What you do with that opportunity at just having a life is what matters. Some people are just meant to be different. It’s a line that keeps Forrest from being bitter with God about his current and future situations, as a boy wearing leg braces and later in life, by just accepting that his path in life was going to be different.
They did it again Jim! They crushed it!!
Is this Apex Mountain for the “Mallory Rubin Award”? I had to pause I was laughing so hard that I was crying when she gets thru the ping pong explanation. I still am now. Actual tears.
1:13:46
she has a very unattractive voice. Can't listen to her
ABSOLUTELY!! Best comment!
The Mallory Rubin Award segment made me laugh so hard, lol. She always great, but this was one of her best pods
Oh my lord! Mallory’s point that Forest Gump never ages is such a wormhole of insane theories
1994 was a great year for movies
Mallory absolutely killing it
Killing it as in ruining the pod. yes
You should post this more in these comments. We are still unsure what your position on her is. Give it a rest weirdo.@riomendoza3532
Her shade at Disney+ about CGI was great!
That podcast take was sublime
57:26 When Mama Gump is talking about “if God wanted everyone to be the same he’d give everyone braces on their legs”, it’s like the foundation of why Forrest is never angry with God about any of his situations in life because he understands that in life, “sometimes shit happens”.
From his mother’s quote, Forrest is taught to understand that never in life are you promised and should never expect equal opportunities in life, but you are promised an equal opportunity at life, by just being born. What you do with that opportunity at just having a life is what matters.
Some people are just meant to be different. It’s a line that keeps Forrest from being bitter with God about his current and future situations, as a boy wearing leg braces and later in life, by just accepting that his path in life was going to be different.
I was 8 when I saw this in the theaters. It took me an embarrassing amount of times rewatching this movie over the years before I actually understood the monsoon stopping and ambush scene.
The end of the jogging scene is in Monument Valley,
AZ. It has a pull off area so anyone can take some photos and reenact the scene. It’s cool.
I will likely listen to this one three or four times.
1:27:03 Wayne Jenkins
the most over-rated, annoying and completely useless part of the pods. Chris Ryan is not who he thinks he is.
Thanks!
Nice work, Rewatchables team!
Mal deserves her own show. 😂❤
1:18:02 Bill's wrong, Bubba's tombstone says he died in June, 1967. Forrest says he spent five years in college. So he could've started college in 1961, is on Alabama's championship team in 1962, graduate, enlist, track down Jenny, and get deployed to Vietnam all in 1966, is in Vietnam until gets wounded in June, 1967, then rotates back to America, and receives the Medal Of Honor in 1968.
Such great laughs and incisive analyses on these popular movies 🎥!!
This one’s a banger
Bill Simmons is on the latest episode of Fly on the Wall podcast with Dana Carvey and David Spade. He’s great!
Bill was on fire, that’s your championship
My favorite Rewaatchables, and I've seen at least 20. I wonder if it's any of the panelists' favorite, or among them.
The live audience ones aren't good, and this movie is sacriney sweet horseshit so...
I can’t believe I just watched this. All-time CR and Mal performances
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Unless of course, you flip the box over and read the back. Momma wasn't too smart"
EDIT: For the record, the above comment was made prior to hearing Bill's similar remark in the video. I ain't no joke thief 😃
I love the one for the fugitive I bet this one will be just as good.
There weren't the keys for all the chocolates before this movie. Many boxes of chocolate didn't have keys. I personally remember this and I'm sure many others do too.
I had no intention of watching this but it was so good I couldn't turn it off.
with respect to Babe Ruth, Mallory is the best thing Baltimore has ever given us
Just some of the other movies out in 1994: The Lion King, True Lies, Clear and Present Danger, Speed, The Mask, Ms. Doubtfire, Interview w/Vampire, Maverick, Schindlers List, Philadelephia, Ace Ventura, Wolf, Pulp Fiction, Dumb and Dumber, Four Weddings & Funeral, Naked Gun 33, The Crow, Pelican Brief, Natural Born Killers, The Professional, Shawshank. Now all we get is comic book movies.
she hulk attorney at law. it's out of control
Meh. Some great ones, but half of them I could care less about. To each their own
@@MrOctober44 Well enjoy your Wonka, Madam Web, Argylle and Aquaman 2.
We get plenty of non-comic book movies every year. Fuck off with that bs lol.
@@daveclark8337 Wonka is not a comic-book movie, Argylle is actually an original idea. That makes a grand total of 2 comic-book movies this year. The fuck you smoking?
The Mallory Rubin Award! I laughed so hard! Plus, when Bill said if Forrest was a serial killer while jogging for the next 3 years! Directed by David Fincher! You guys are the best!
They missed a great title rename, based on Mallory's comment about Jenny head-training Forrest. "The Oral History of Forrest Gump"
You’re way out ahead on the funniest comment of 2024 race
That Forrest sequel would have been crazy 😂
American pie is the Apex mountain for premature in movies
One of the best RW's ever. Alongside Boogie Nights and, of course, Blackhat.
That Chris-Vietnam bit was so underrated lmao.
Donnie Brasco should be the next Rewatchable.
The Thing, Apocalypse Now, To live in and die in LA
@@Gypsywasteland Or The Conversation.
"Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, (looks over with a confident smirk) but I could run like the wind blows."
CR's joke about having a poster on his wall of "Big Nige" is an example of how he's the glue guy and MVP of The Ringer
Mallory is the best
Most rewatchable has to be "It's gumping time"
This is class
Stock purchasing does in fact happen outside of public markets...
1:21:21 Sean "The Jets fan" Fennessey is right Forrest is not the Father
Do the right thing in NYC please.
It was someone's job to put all 12 of those waters on stage. I'm 1/3 of the way through and the only sip I've seen someone take is CR sipping Modelo.
Dream Team.
I have to ask again, who in the world is Wayne Jenkins? And what in the world is Chris yelling about?
Wayne Jenkins is a character played by Jon Bernthal in the HBO mini series We Own This City.
Modern day rock stars. CR doing Wayne Jenkins is like a drum solo.
Mallory and Sean both sound like they run out of oxygen halfway through their sentences.
That’s why this film is so rewatchable there is so much material to think about within the story. It is steeped in symbolism. Back to the future will always be the dudes best film but this film ages quite well. That being said come on Mallory I respectfully disagree. the boat being named Jenny is fitting and part of the symbolism. Right or wrong that name gives gump strength the dream of her analogous to the sail boat and being a guiding star. Think about it.
They totally skip over the fact Forrest beats up Jenny's radical bf because he hits her.
Of course they do.
They bought up the scene in rewatchable scenes.
Why is the audio so bad?
Tuscaloosa joke bomb in the first minute 😬
I’ve never seen any of you in real life save for Bill. I made pictures of everyone in my head so it feels like stage has actors doing your voices perfectly. Feels so odd.
Need better audio on these live recordings.
Forrest Gump Quotes I've said randomly 1000 times:
That's all I have to say about that.
And that son of a bitch Johnson.
I'm sorry I had a fight at your black panther party
Forrest Gump (6,000,000 times)
These are my magic shoes.
Go on back to Greenbo ALABAMA!
I can run like the wind blows.
Gump-Youre a goddamn genius.
I believe he said he had to go pee.
I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.
I’m glad we were here together in our Nation’s Capital.
Dear God make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.
Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.
I’m pretty tired. Guess I’ll go home now.
Shoot… it even rained at night.
Can’t sit here.
When they asked who won the movie to the crowd, I am pissed the crowd didn’t say, “Gump” like at the Washington Monument. Or someone should have shouted, “Guuuuuummmmmmmmmpppppppp.”
Loved this one at the beginning but the energy definitely fell off towards the end. You could tell even from just the audio on Spotify. I thought y’all could’ve dove into the psychology of Forrest Gump and what drove people to see this movie a little more. Still love the rewatchables though!
Again BILL slanders TOM CRUISE for no reason whatsoever & SEAN puts him in his place AGAIN 6:39
Bill misunderstand about Career and Decades
Cruise is better career and bigger movie star (whole career) , Hanks is better run in a decade 90's
Hanks 90's is better run than Cruise 90's but Cruise is bigger career and bigger moviestar overall career
Jennifer Lawrence as Jenny.
None of the 4 wearing wide toe-box shoes
Hanks deserved best actor from Forrest Gump BUT the movie not deserved best picture that year
I'd love to see a draft or top 20, 50, 100 list of movie characters.
Multiple pods. Main characters draft. Villian draft. Dion Waiters draft.
How was Fortunate Son not the best needle drop??
Apex Mountain for premature ejaculation is American Pie.
Mallory was firing on all cylinders for this one.
So much a podcast by Gen X. Lots of chocolates in the sixties did not come with a pictorial description of the product. Lyndon Johnson would definitely have shown his scar
too.
Forrest is not stupid, just lower IQ!
Jogging was so huge in the early 70’s that someone doing that would not be inconceivable.
Ping pong in the army or eight years…after Vietnam the military would keep anybody they could. Staff would get bonuses for soldiers who reupped.
Again, I love this podcast, but the whole “ we don’t really know the 60’s” is kind of obvious.
Yes I’m a boomer, late boomer so grew up in the 60-78 period.
4 people from a podcast that talks about old movies and a theater full of people comes to see them talk about old movies. The world is officially weird.
People are really bored.
@@nickbarcheck1019 Never come close to finishing one yet. I make it 10-15 minutes through these because I think these folks are funny (came through Simmons and NBA), and then I remember, hey I could actually re-watch this movie in the time they take to talk about it. The exception is I always hope someone links to CR's funniest moment, then I'll watch that.
They screen the movie also.. it’s just a more entertaining version of a post screening Q&A. I would love go to a live rewatchables but they rarely pick films I want to see. So many classics they still haven’t done
@@GypsywastelandAside from the typical reasons to enjoy it - there’s another reason why I appreciate this program: It doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not.
Because new movie is sucks and not everyone spen whole day on Tiktok.....
Who TF we’re those people taking pictures of them entering ahah wtf
There is a story in the bible about premature ejaculation depending on how you view the phrase “second coming”
That they don’t understand how this is a conservative movie only illustrates how little Liberals understand Conservatives. (Or he could have…read the article lol). This was great though-Mallory is the GOAT and she should be on more pods.
Shawshank was the best movie P4P in the decade of the 1990's
Jenny loved his incredible stamina
Totally agree! And yes, I tried what I read the other day and it was mind blowing to see her trembling with satisfaction and ready to keep going. It started when I learned to last at least 30 minutes go’ogling the latest in Greyzar Drinbo's PE Solution and now she keeps dragging me back for more
Take that running sequence out of there.
Even though I enjoyed Pulp Fiction far more than Forrest Gump at the time they both came out, I think over the decades since Gump has aged much than Pulp. The circular story telling from Pulp is still innovative, and there are segments of the the film that are still fun, but I feel that the dialogue seems clunky and out of date, and the performances of different actors are quite uneven. Gump hits more emotional notes than Pulp, and you end up liking Hank's character far better as a human being than any of the obviously far-stretched characters in Pulp, who basically don't exist in real life. In the end, I just enjoyed Gump far more than Pulp.
Lol the incels getting upset at Mallory is just so peak TH-cam comments.
she's a goddess
Goddess of cringe@@markarren7480
She had some goat level unhinged takes that brought this to a whole new level. But female vocals apparently are too much for some people
Everyone loves Mal.
Great stuff! And yes, I tried what I read the other day and it was mind blowing to see her writhing with pleasure and ready for anything. It started when I learned to last at least 30 minutes go’ogling the latest in Greyzar Drinbo's PE Solution and now she keeps dragging me back lol
Sorry, Mallory is unlistenable
Nah she’s super sexy and also hilarious 😅
Yeah, sometimes smart analysis goes over some people's heads. You should stick to listening to Colin Cowherd I guess, lol
@@RachelDavis705smart?? 😂😂😂😂 you’re adorable. Run along now, sweetie.
@RachelDavis705 shes cringe. On the fugitive RW, she embarrassed herself.
Half way thru and if Gary Sinese isn't the winner because of what happens after the movie, I quit this series.
People pay money, stand on line, and cheer like crazed cultists for four people on stage just giving their opinions about a movie? Something we already do every day ourselves? Talk about desperate for entertainment.
Mallory, after her reference to the Baltimore Orioles, has become my huge crush.
Woah, Mallory has a big forehead
I know it was an enormous hit, but I would trade 500 Forrest Gumps (along with everything else Zemeckis has ever done, in fact) for one more Used Cars.
Mallory rubin is the most annoying women in podcasting. I was looking forward to listening and watching these live ahows but as soon as you announce MR is in the pod you have to switch it off. Absolutely ruined what could have been an awesome live pod to watch.
you can add Amanda Dobbins to the list.
Nah Amanda's good. I agree on mallory. Her points are great but she speaks through her sinuses@@votdfak
@@votdfak Yeah, women are so annoying! I only want to hear the sexy sound of real men, GRRRRR
The irony that having Mallory on makes the Rewatchables (one of my favorite pods) unwatchable
I'm sure she's the only woman you feel that way about... weirdo.
@@RachelDavis705 she stinks
Two words, Fonz and Shark. I’ll holla when you get back in the studio Godfather…✌🏽
Forrest Gump is sketchy
classic unreliable narrator.
tbh, Chris Ryan contantly doing his yelling schtick is getting very old. i know your home boys seem to still love it, but thats just nostalgia talking.
This is THE WORST take. You bite your tongue. And never engage with another piece of media from the illustrious Ringer network
I agree. I skip it everytime
Picking nits: live performance of a podcast sucks.
Stop doing these rewatchables in front of an audience because Chris, Mallory and Sean usually just want to be funny for the audience rather than analyzing the movie.
Exactly! I am not a fan of live rewatchables.
@@votdfak I only watch 10 minutes of this video because Chris, Mallory and Sean are being bad comedians here
Loved this, but the lack of self awareness of a woke person asking “what happened that nobody watches the Oscar’s anymore” is pretty amazing.
The most overrated movie in cinematic history
2 things. Bills assumption that Morgan should’ve won simply by being black and Mallory’s forced obsession with Harrison ford pretending an 80 year old is sexy. So weird. Daddy issues
Trash movie. Love rewatchables
Damn it Mallory Rubin ruined a live pod. She is such an annoying person.
And I bet people are lining up to hear what you have to say... oh wait, no one cares what you have to say at all. lol
@@RachelDavis705I care what he had to say.
So many of MR points fall flat on their face with silence is has to effect her inside.
You must be delusional or hard of hearing because she got the biggest laughs of the entire pod by far.
Fuck that movie.
Hanks was good, the movie sucks.
Not good. Quit trying for laughs. Stop giggling. Analyze the film.
this is torture how is this popular at all?
Stop the live pods!!! Or at least space them out. They’re entirely unlistenable.
Also. I really hope these audience members are just drunk and playing it up. To hear people get this enthused about a stupid podcast really makes me wanna go into hibernation.
I will never understand why anyone is interested in talking about a 30 year old movie.
Because it's a frame of reference we all share and a fun, shared basis for conversation? Why would anyone want to talk about anything at all?
@@RachelDavis705 I've had lots of conversations in my life and I've never had the urge to bring up a 30-year-old movie. Seems incredibly random and like someone who likes living in the past would do.
@@nickbarcheck1019 Yeah, who wants to talk about memories and things we previously enjoyed? Why talk about things like, you know, your first date with someone, your wedding, a funny moment that happened? Makes no sense. STOP LIVING IN THE PAST PEOPLE!
@@RachelDavis705 Holy shit lady. Remind me to never hang out with you.
@@RachelDavis705 Remind me to never hang out with you.
57:26 When Mama Gump is talking about “if God wanted everyone to be the same he’d give everyone braces on their legs”, it’s like the foundation of why Forrest is never angry with God about any of his situations in life because he understands that in life, “sometimes shit happens”.
From his mother’s quote, Forrest is taught to understand that never in life are you promised and should never expect equal opportunities in life, but you are promised an equal opportunity at life, by just being born. What you do with that opportunity at just having a life is what matters.
Some people are just meant to be different. It’s a line that keeps Forrest from being bitter with God about his current and future situations, as a boy wearing leg braces and later in life, by just accepting that his path in life was going to be different.