Their not *truly* honoring anything except their survival. And to survive means they have to disingenuously honor their leaders while appearing as genuine as possible. Big difference.
I love how these marches are meant to be a display of power and intimidation, but the fact that these videos exist shows just how intimidated other countries actually are.
What? Nobody is intimidated by the North Korean military itself. They're "intimidated" by the psychopathy and unpredictability of its leader. 80-90% of North Korean military personnel would flee to join the other side in a heart beat if they knew for God certain that they would survive as well as their family. - That CCTV of the NK soldier a few years back fleeing into South Korea was no fluke. Thing is they make it harder and harder to escape each time that one does it successfully.
@@Justin.Martyr What the hell does being a Trump voter have anything to do with this? He’s right but your small(likely no brain) interpreted it as such. 🤦🏼
@@benjamingrant6203 Buuuut they've closed off their borders to the entire world, like for real. Even China. Like yes they are closed off but they don't get aid or don't get to do business. So there's prolly a food shortage
I don't know if I'm the only one who's noticed this but I swear bees gees stayin alive always fits so well with north korean military parade videos, literally the sound of the damn music is absolutely so synchronized with the marching of the soldiers and it's unbelievably hilarious in an impressing way 😂
I see a parade like this and think what they could accomplish if they spent on their citizens and building an industry like the south instead, would be a much happier place.
"But, sir! If we turn on the stadium lights for the nighttime parade, we'll black out the whole city!" "Then cut the power to all the skyscrapers in the surrounding neighborhood!"
0:41 I like how their march has them pointing their gun at the guy in front, is each one told if the guy in front messes up shoot him ? only the line at the back is safe.
YEAH, THEY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THEM CHEAPER.............SO THEY CAN FREEZE FASTER IN THE WINTER...........I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THEIR BOOTS DIDN'T HAVE SOLES............
Wait- hasn't ANYone told them how ridiculous they look in those giant covers (hats)? Tiny heads/gigantic covers... I think they want us to think they have giant Brains under those silly tent-hats.
Kim Jung woo woo needs to March some of his fat off. These marching soldiers look terrified, men and women alike. Listen to the words. Somebody Help Me. Marching to stay alive. It looks tortuous
*I Just came Back, cuz I got the Offer, & I just Watched this 4 more Times!!!!* *I Love the Bee Gees!!! I Love the Music!!!! I LOVE the CLEAN CITY!!!! I Love that Army!!!* *But I HATE that SIKFuK Kim Ooon Goon!!!!*
This should be required viewing for everyone everywhere! The worlds been pretty down and if this doesn’t make you smile, you’ve probably already reached room temperature!
![[Full Ver.] N. Korea's nighttime military parade: New ICBM, Kim Jong-un's daughter](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VbhJalwmGq4/mqdefault.jpg)
How the teachers want us to walk when half the school is on fire
FR
That's so funny
Facts!
Stolen. Sorry bro.
@@rastas4766 ???
The perfect synchronization of their marches is actually insane
Given the consequences it's no wonder why
It's that or straight to the work camps or death.
@@EdcelJannMCorre you have been exposed to too much fake propaganda if you think in nk they kill you for not being synchronized in a march.
@@tremon3688 Sure they won't. Not publicly at least.
@@tremon3688 the guys marching with the bayonets will be stabbed immediately anyway if the mess up. Just look how close they were.
North Koreans: Honouring their leaders.
The rest of the world: MEMES.
The only leader I am going to honor is when I am president my self. That’s it!
Honoring, or expressing submission.
That man deserves no honor and those people are forced to love and honor him it's terrible
Other countries were free to honor or criticize their leaders, in NK don't ever criticized your leader or your nightmares become true.
Their not *truly* honoring anything except their survival. And to survive means they have to disingenuously honor their leaders while appearing as genuine as possible. Big difference.
Plot twist : they actually played this at the parade
They're all wearing a earpiece.
👍
😂😂😂 Good one!
I love how these marches are meant to be a display of power and intimidation, but the fact that these videos exist shows just how intimidated other countries actually are.
NK is not powerful enough for the rest of the world. They might have nukes, but their armies isn't good actually.
@@marcvsjvniobrvtvs393 yes, everyone outside of North Korea knows that
What? Nobody is intimidated by the North Korean military itself. They're "intimidated" by the psychopathy and unpredictability of its leader. 80-90% of North Korean military personnel would flee to join the other side in a heart beat if they knew for God certain that they would survive as well as their family. - That CCTV of the NK soldier a few years back fleeing into South Korea was no fluke. Thing is they make it harder and harder to escape each time that one does it successfully.
@@hannakentm9913 I know that nobody is intimidated by their military. You might want to re-read my comment.
@@Vgamer311 Nobody outside North Korea is intimidated.
Amazing how nearly every soldier is the same height and size of the next one.
I just noticed that too
Likely arranged by height so you can't see the gradual shift.
agree
@@danerd101 Exactly. Arranged by height so you can't notice the difference. Shortest on the ends, to the tallest in the middle.
Malnutrition
I’m impressed how they can look over at Dear Leader and continue to march in perfectly straight rows.
They wouldn't dare not walk in a straight line.
1:38 "how long i gotta do this? my arm is getting freaking tired!"
The repetition of the words “I’m going nowhere - somebody help me.” is oddly haunting.
because its 100% relevant
All so malnourished meanwhile Kim lookin like the marshmallow man
*You MUST BE an EviL, ViLe, TrumpVoter!!!!*
@@Justin.Martyr What the hell does being a Trump voter have anything to do with this? He’s right but your small(likely no brain) interpreted it as such. 🤦🏼
@@Southernguy41 r/whoosh
@@Southernguy41 Its a bait hes been trying this for a while.
@@Southernguy41 "likely no brain"
This video proves I’ll watch anything if it’s set to the Bee Gees. Insanely catchy.
Lmao me too!
The sad part is that these people are actually trying to do just that.
Yeah
They dropped the bomb first
agree
The sad part is NK could be just as prosperous as SK but their dictator wont allow it so he can stay in power.
sharing a lie
Interviewer: Why did you make this song?
Gee Bees: Have you ever seen the North Korean military marching?
Bee Gees, not Gee Bees.
“Staying alive” has an entirely new meaning here...
Or "staying in line" 😂😂
🤣
The fact that the North Koreans are doing this to stay alive makes the video macabre yet hilarious.
It's honestly kinda scary, but that's the messed up part of this shitty world i guess?
g1 +
It has a very gallows humor. Indeed.
Macabre + Hilarious = Ironic ;- )
2020 must've been a good year for them.
wdym
North Korea probably had very little covid is what he means. The most closed off country in the world it had no way to spread
@@benjamingrant6203 Buuuut they've closed off their borders to the entire world, like for real. Even China. Like yes they are closed off but they don't get aid or don't get to do business. So there's prolly a food shortage
@@benjamingrant6203 Woluld we ever know?
2020 mark's 70 years of the Kim regime
Never gets old.
*I just Watched (& Listened) 4-Times!!! & then I Saved to PLay List!!!! & Subbed!!!!*
Amazing that Kimmy can afford all that military gear yet can't afford to feed his own people.
½ of it probably doesn't work
@@mikesimmons2395 fear the other half though: it's only 80 years old
Their Military Equipment is the leftovers of the Soviet military.
@@OfficiallyRandomizedwait really? Sorry for yr late replay but could you explain it? Am curious actually
The horses know, one road apple falls, they all will be eaten.....
That's why they give them all enemas before the parade.
Is it just me or is the march much less bouncy than before?
Less eating means less fat on the body equals less bounce ... in about 4 years its going to look really crazy seeing thousands of marching skeletons
@@jeffreykeffer4352 in 5 years, it'll be a bunch of floating guns!
It is…they’re adopting the old school Prussian marching style
Actually its bc they switched to the chinese version of the goose step so it's more lenient on the soldiers
@@RambzYK Soviet*
Very interesting they have 2020 displayed since NK doesn't use the Gregorian calendar
They actually do display the „normal“ year everywhere but in brackets after the „Juche year“. Saw it on newspapers, magazines, etc there ;)
@@janfe2489 Interesting thanks.
Especially at 3:29 , maybe for the Western news ....
"If you do not do what I tell you, you will not be 'Staying Alive' much longer." - Kim
I don't know if I'm the only one who's noticed this but I swear bees gees stayin alive always fits so well with north korean military parade videos, literally the sound of the damn music is absolutely so synchronized with the marching of the soldiers and it's unbelievably hilarious in an impressing way 😂
Kim Jong Un in a normal suit. Not something I thought I'd ever see.
Yeah. I am surprised he isn't in uniform so he can show off the medal he got for scoring 16 on an eighteen hole golf course.
3:47 “These fools do anything we tell them to do. Let’s have them goose step backward next time!”
(General laughter)
It's amazing how they're actually in step with the beat too.
I'm surprised that Kim didn't demand the horses step in unison. I have to wonder how many of them were shot for not doing so?
All people here are literally "Staying Alive"
Staying alive.. the official song of north koreans...
Another awesome job!! So funny at times when they would have their mouth open at the perfect time to the singing!!
I see a parade like this and think what they could accomplish if they spent on their citizens and building an industry like the south instead, would be a much happier place.
"But, sir! If we turn on the stadium lights for the nighttime parade, we'll black out the whole city!"
"Then cut the power to all the skyscrapers in the surrounding neighborhood!"
I'm surprised no one passes out during this with the fact they barely eat.
While their president is morbidly obese
@@XaviRonaldo0 lol, true
Jong-Un : All your food belongs to me.
West : you're pathetic.
China and other socialist countries : wait, you don't have supposed to do that.
@@XaviRonaldo0 "president" you mean dictator.
@@spacekid9680 is there a difference?
this is honestly the best and most epic thing i've ever seen in my life.
Very hard on your body to march like this..very disciplined....Looks awesome too...Kim watching eating this up look at him smiling away...
It makes my thighs hurt just watching it.
@@julieschultz6363 I bet you have beautiful thighs..lol
One misstep and you get no food that month.
Maybe the North Koreans should start playing this music whenever they have a military march parade.
me: won the lottery
relatives i don't even know: 0:24
3:38 “Sir! Sir! I just saw that soldier miss step by 3 centimeters! We need to execute immediately by firing squad!”
0:41 I like how their march has them pointing their gun at the guy in front, is each one told if the guy in front messes up shoot him ? only the line at the back is safe.
I DOUBT IT.........KIMS GOT HIS PEOPLE WATCHING THAT LAST LINE TOO............NOBODY'S SAFE IN THAT COUNTRY
They finally upgraded their outfits a little
But not there weapons lol
YEAH, THEY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE THEM CHEAPER.............SO THEY CAN FREEZE FASTER IN THE WINTER...........I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THEIR BOOTS DIDN'T HAVE SOLES............
Wait- hasn't ANYone told them how ridiculous they look in those giant covers (hats)? Tiny heads/gigantic covers... I think they want us to think they have giant Brains under those silly tent-hats.
If I were one of those soldiers at 3:53 and saw Kim Jung un laughing I would be so scared what he’s laughing about.
So it looks like the secret here is to keep marching because if you stop the guy behind runs his bayonet into your back.
Perfect! Now march over to the white table and receive your bowl of rice and cup of water.
Kim Jung woo woo needs to March some of his fat off. These marching soldiers look terrified, men and women alike. Listen to the words. Somebody Help Me. Marching to stay alive. It looks tortuous
Love these song over military march. So creative and amusing..lmao
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*I Love the Bee Gees!!! I Love the Music!!!! I LOVE the CLEAN CITY!!!! I Love that Army!!!*
*But I HATE that SIKFuK Kim Ooon Goon!!!!*
Full version of this Bee Gees Masterpiece is a must! Sir, you are cooking with GAS
At least it’s no longer the bouncy goose step....but a regular goose step.
N.K. Edition.
No matter how many times this is done, it’s always funny.
Chubby and his army of 142 bullets.
Whow...who would have thought the bee gees would go down so well in North Korea....Nice one....
The marches are so smooth
This their new marching since 2020, they'd no longer bouncing their walking.
The guys on the right most side of the march are the luckiest ones they get to look forward while the others tilt they're heads lol
Lmao 1:37
North Korea: The outside world is a dangerous place🤡
Everyone else: Never go to North Korea, it’s a dangerous place
kim just wants to put his god damn hand down for once
0:23 those adorable horses were not staying alive for not being in sync.
No, the army is hungry!
I like how the marching is on par with drum beat (I don't what its called)
Synchronised?
This song never get old 😅
If Leni Riefenstahl were still alive she'd probably film all her movies in NK
and I do know who Leni is!
Cause Kim would have kidnapped her.
(This really happened. Check out ‘Shin Sang-ok’).
@HooDatDonDar the south Korean director who gave us the North Korean giant monster masterpiece Pulgasari
This is HILARIOUS! I like it!
This is sad. Sadder still is that Kim Jung Trump wanted to subject our military to the same buffoonery.
An hour laughing, thank you for your art.
That black camo is pretty slick
It goes together so well is because armys march at the same tempo as this song
A joke about Communism isn't funny unless everyone gets it......
dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it
A strong army, but not enough money to feed the people.
This channel aged well
I wish I had some Schrooms right now. WOW DUDE - _ -_- Never mind don't think I could keep it together! LMFAO !!!
This song is Stayin' Alive, unlike the one soldier who fell
This takes stayin alive to a whole another level!!
Somehow it does make sense
This should be required viewing for everyone everywhere! The worlds been pretty down and if this doesn’t make you smile, you’ve probably already reached room temperature!
Fantastic work with
Full song
not a knee was bent
2:43 why does this look so much like they're riding those stick horse things
They're all marching like robots. Robots to their Master.
Basically tin solders with no real hardened battle experience but with a PC computer game.
I'll admit, this marching is cleaner than my platoon in basic. Then again, we didn't have the advantage of executing any soldier that screws up.
The zoom on Kim's face is pricelss
The audience waving the flags matched with Stayin' Alive
All I see is hungry people.
Little do they know, that the rest of the world is laughing at them.
Porky Pig sure knows how to hold a salute!
Is insulting Porky Pig really necessary?🤪
@@kingsarbkota my sincere apologies to Porky!
@@rodneyjewett5248
😅😅😅😅😅
3:16 See, even Kim Jong Un is loving it.
The first zoom in on ol Kimmy boy is perfection lol
Sadly after the parade 52 horses were slaughtered because they were out of step. But the Fat Little Man had his freezer stocked for a week or two.
Only a single afternoon
Why do the people in the begining look like they poo'ed themselfs and now they are trying to walk it off 0:14
Omg you've done it again! So funny.
This is a army that Master Chief from Halo could take out in one mission
Ha ha ha ha stay in the line stay in the line ha ha ha ha stay in the LLLLLlLiIiIiNNnNnNnEEeeE
It doesn't even look like an actual march.
And all they're trying to do is *stay alive.*
This is surprisingly eerie for some reason
I bet the whole lot of them will have arthritis in their knees and hips before it's all said and done.
Depends really because they all start practicing in kindergarten so it's like a second nature to them
The Kim Jong-il Saturday night dictatorshit show
Gr8 idea
3:17 - Well, hell! If y'all are laughing at your own people, how can you expect the rest of the world to take them seriously?
No duh they actually played this those men at the end were clapping to the beat
TH-cam has been hiding this for four years!!!!
Well, at least I finally got it.
Thanks
Very entertaining. Good job!