Thanks to everyone for watching. I noticed that I'm get a bunch of new subscribers because of this video. A word warning before you subscribe though ... most of my videos consist of commentary of g+ hangouts and are not like this video.
I have to admit it...this one, (as the "Kinks" used to say) 'really got me!' All of those tits 'bouncing' in syncopation almost made 'shart' myself! And given that we could be involved in a 'nuke' exchange at any moment (a' la "The Bedford Incident") the song was 'deliciously appropriate'. (look carefully at the 'parade weapons'...they are 'plastic dummies' being used) If they were real, they would be 'jogging' all over the place from a cadenced-march in 'lock-step' unless shoulder-slung vertically w/a shoulder-strap...especially the rifles equipped w/RPG launchers! (that's the real 'give-away'as the 'real thing' is completely over-balanced by the weight at the rifle's muzzle) Yet there's no 'jogging' from those weapons at all.
Don't get me wrong your DD videos rock and its great you saved all of 'evolution false' videos for entertainment and case studies on dealing with Presups and Narcissists. But this video is your masterpiece. Omg awesome
@@jaleelserrano9037 no necessarily dumb just lack of common sense mostly but we FAR EXCEED older civilizations in access to learning even though some countries use it as indoctrination like China. Many people just 100 years ago barely had knowledge of how to properly pronunciate words especially complex ones. Kids worked at the age of 8 in factories in dangerous conditions.
Kim Jong-un. Not North Korean citizens. They have all been brainwashed since birth. It's time to topple the DPRK and let them have at the very least, South Korean government. It's amazing how one man can have so much power.
Derp A Derp It's not as simple as just ending it. It's a complex situation and assuming some lucky country could actually end the regime without getting us all blown up, we'd face the problems of figuring out what's going to happen to the citizens and who gets to be in charge of that territory.
Han Lockhart oh yeah? And that’s why they defeated South Koreans so fast right? If it wasn’t for allies they would have won. They have a strong army with exceptional morale.
Vlad Smithers NK is still using 2nd gen t 62 tanks While South Korea is already using their 4th gen K2 Panther. This is just an example of the technological gap between the two countries.
• • • good chance the romans would have won that one tbh, even with the 1000+ years of technology behind him Mussolini would probably drop the ball somehow
@@stevetheduck1425 Not really. N.K. obviously does not have immigration. Also it's standard practice in these types of parades to have strict height and weight standards to promote a uniform appearance.
Everyone complaints that soldiers who haven't seen combat in 60 years get medals... You don't think just living in NK is worth at least a dozen of medals? Edit: 🤗 all these likes
@@brandonhopkins1106 well they have like the third or fourth biggest army in the world but there planes and tanks are all massively out of date along with most of there weaponry. Seeing as they have nukes and will never give them up after seeing what happened sadam. I think a war between them and USA would be a nuclear war where both country's nuke each other destroying them both.
@@brandonhopkins1106 They can barely feed their nation as it is and therefore, in times of war, would be unable to properly feed their army and populace enough to sustain a long term war. They can probably cause a fair amount of short term damage at South Korea, but would eventually succumb to borderline starvation and malnutrition.
how DID he mess up? He locked his arms into raising the flag... was it something he was supposed to time? He didn't lower it a little bit, that was a purposeful movement....
The story of unity during USSR is different though. People's will then and now is different. The style may look similar. The leadership are some what same.
Eh kinda except way worse. If being on the wrong side of the USSR government is like getting your teeth removed via kick to the face by a horse, in the DPRK it's like getting a hot spiked rod shoved up your urethra while you're forced to watch the Star Wars sequels on repeat.
I like how they jiggle when they march. It makes them look like they're actually dancing. Though I'm not sure if that's the effect they were going for.
Their march is called goosestepping, fairly common in a lot of dictatorships, though some other countries, like Germany, still use it to this day on parades. From what I know, it's pretty hard to do it properly.
@@ostfront5730, I have heard of and seen many examples of goose-stepping, but I haven't seen the little hop they do this pronounced before. Thank you for taking time out of your day to reply though, it is important we inform each other on topics we aren't familiar with!
@@ostfront5730 The Chinese manage to pull it off... tho I expect there's severe repercussions if they screw up on parade th-cam.com/video/OHZIUdHm6b4/w-d-xo.html
@JDS12451 dont worry little murican boy, for you there are Russian and Chinese army with actual modern weapon. it's so easy for usa to fight weak countries ( but steel scared by North Korea ahahahha), but in your history you had no wars against stronger or same army as murican.
@JDS12451 At this point if you don't believe he's committed a crime you're asking in bad faith. But just to pick one, soliciting a foreign government to interfere in our elections.
Captain Kei Not vary well. Or they take something else from their people; they take electricity, freedom of speech, freedom of the press, etc. No dictator cares for their people AND survives for vary long.
That shit is something to be scared of and anyone that is seriously laughing at them is a fool. It's all fun and games until someone gets captured and skinned alive.
Those jets you seen in the one frame are hardly air Worthy from what I've heard probably only used for these parades to extend the life span a little bit
@cornskid Can a "smart drone" finds targets in a city? No because it's plane. This old equipment still works, it might not be the fanciest equipment but it's rugged, reliable and cheap and will serve these countries for decades to come.
2:27 That's so cool how the people are spelling something out. I learned a little Korean, I should be able to figure out what it says. Let's see, 김 is Kim, and 정 is Jong...you know what, maybe it isn't so cool after all.
It might be if you were a dictator who didn't care that approximately half of the country is starving so you could invest in a grandiose show like this.
The do. I'm north Korean military soldiers drill constantly they are some of the most well fed citizens The idea is to present a healthy well trained military front If the screw up too many drills penalty is beating or death
@@Risingofthephoenix Or maybe from somewhere around the world. Watching Everybody Hates Chris taught me a lot of things that only now I realize were only popular among blacks.
I’ve probably passed this by in my recommended like 15 times. Thinking “that’s funny but probably not worth the time”. Boredom finally led to me clicking it. It’s far better than I could have ever imagined. Well done. Well done indeed.
@@julianruiz5155 I'm pretty sure if we wanted to demolish their entire country without any thought to civilian lives we can easily do it with just our airforce alone, don't even need the other branches
How can you simply compare Nazi Germany to north korea I mean Germany had the most powerful and technologically advanced military at that time. Even the 1940 German army can beat north Korea today
@@stormtrooper8420 I don´t think so, just cause of the nuclear boms and rockets. But you´re rightin the point, that the Wehrmacht was the best army at the time. Today a lot people forget that the little state of Germany managed to fight for six years against nearly the whole world, and whatever gruesome things they did, you can´t deny their perfect army
@@Dorfkind-zm4xi I was talking about land warfare without any nuclear weapons or anything. But yes I agree I don't think ww2 tanks can stand a chance against north Korean tanks today.
This song is no longer about STDs/STIs. It is now literal foreshadowing the M.A.D. events to come. Love it!! You are a genius and a magician...or a mad scientist?!?! Lol
@@B0R0M1R I wouldn't call a highly organized company, lead by a multi us dollar billionair and consisting mainly of well educated saudis a bunch of cave dwellers. Although the cave dwellers are the ones now defeating the Nato forces with makeshift bombs on roads.
An army that marches that well is spending all of its times marching, and not learning and training how to fight. This is where paper tigers come from.
Like George McClellan, Union General, best looking troops marching and drilling, he did that for weeks on the banks if the Potomac. But Lincoln couldn't get him to move on the Rebels.
Very true. They have an impressive understanding of pageantry as propaganda, and I do suspect they would be a formidable opponent, obsolete tech or no. They kicked some major ass in the 1950's.
that's what I'm saying, one Virginia class submarine could literally take their entire country out, and our Iron dome in Alaska would take out any retaliation long before anything hit America. We may have retarded leaders, but our military is top notch.
@@Gamebreaker08 The US spends more on defense than China, India, Russia, France, Germany, England, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, Brazil & Japan combined. It should be top notch for how much money we shovel to it.
Well the officers wearing them look pretty old so they probably fought in the old war. The younger guys with medals are probably their sons and got them through nepotism or for being extremely loyal.
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Thanks to everyone for watching. I noticed that I'm get a bunch of new subscribers because of this video. A word warning before you subscribe though ... most of my videos consist of commentary of g+ hangouts and are not like this video.
I have to admit it...this one, (as the "Kinks" used to say) 'really got me!' All of those tits 'bouncing' in syncopation almost made 'shart' myself! And given that we could be involved in a 'nuke' exchange at any moment (a' la "The Bedford Incident") the song was 'deliciously appropriate'. (look carefully at the 'parade weapons'...they are 'plastic dummies' being used) If they were real, they would be 'jogging' all over the place from a cadenced-march in 'lock-step' unless shoulder-slung vertically w/a shoulder-strap...especially the rifles equipped w/RPG launchers! (that's the real 'give-away'as the 'real thing' is completely over-balanced by the weight at the rifle's muzzle) Yet there's no 'jogging' from those weapons at all.
Darwin's Greatest Hits funny stuff buddy. Nice one, must've took forever to get it right. Kudos for your patience, well worth it. Awesome
Digg', the, "Frauds", theme!!!
Don't get me wrong your DD videos rock and its great you saved all of 'evolution false' videos for entertainment and case studies on dealing with Presups and Narcissists.
But this video is your masterpiece. Omg awesome
Darwin's Greatest Hits 😁☺️🤣☺️🤣☺️🤣☺️😜that’s too powerful on their marching for ☺️🤣🤣🤣🤣
They've got the funk, but they got no Seoul.
😂🤣😅🤣😅😂... Nailed it!!
Love what ya did there....
Horribly underrated comment.
🤣🤣🤣Lmfao!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone notice that in spite of the fact that none of these soldiers have seen actual combat in the last 65 years, many sure do have a lot of medals.
Just to keep up their moral.
Not even all of the medals in the world would fix my moral if i was living under a cold dictatorship...
I hear you. their world sucks. (former east block bro) I know
Laszlo Topos i honestly cant wait for this excuse of a regime to be taken down...
Can't agree with you more
I really hope in like a 1000 years this gets found and someone thinks this is actually propaganda from North Korea .
Aquí está mi like señor, atestiguó su gracia
Gets recognized as the most powerful nation in the world as no other artifacts are found from other countries.
1000 years later somebody get this in recommendation on youtube and they talking about this in tv as a discovery
People are pretty dumb nowadays it's not gonna take 1000 years
@@jaleelserrano9037 no necessarily dumb just lack of common sense mostly but we FAR EXCEED older civilizations in access to learning even though some countries use it as indoctrination like China. Many people just 100 years ago barely had knowledge of how to properly pronunciate words especially complex ones. Kids worked at the age of 8 in factories in dangerous conditions.
00:21 damn that guy has all the pokemon gym badges.
the US finally figured out how to beat these guys....just use a large magnet
😂
“And all this could be yours, for just $299.99. Batteries not included”
Wtf? 😂
Mine
You are a fucking legend for saying that
r/blursedcomments
😂😂😂
this has got to be the most expensive music video ever made.
lolllllllll
They must've spent their entire GDP in answering to South Korea's K-POP.
@@RagnaR3xa Nah, just the most expensive in terms of human lives. Where there is no money, there is none to spend B-)
Not when you’re a dictator my friend, you can just force em 😳😳🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😁🙊😏😉
The whole thing was funded by a single bag of rice.
The more medals you got the more you eat.
@Robert Curtis but how will the government spy on them without pigeons?
Jake FrmStateFarm yea u get an extra moldy potato
Jake FrmStateFarm -if the US ever needs a marching band we know were to go. Meanwhile i will tale the US military, you go boys!
Jake FrmStateFarm Facts
That's what u do to the commanders and generals of a invading force! Lmao. When they lose! Lmao.
I hate how in step to the music they are😂 the best part is how it wasn't even slowed to match, it's like they practiced to this song😂😂
Was easy. Find a song with a BPM that matches the marching. For example "Eric Prydz - Call On Me" works as well.
@@drivejapan6293 89y9⁸9u89ux97t6ddtttttttt66⁶6tt78t7t78t8t7tt7t8tt887
Lmfao 😆😂😂😆
Even the band conductor seems to be in time.
@@Just1American1966 🤣
URGENT NEWS: *North Korea throws the worlds biggest get down.*
Freakin brilliant
Boogy woogy
Hit the boogie 🕺🏽
😂
The North Koreans like TV show legend Ed Sullivan know how to put on a "really big show"
One thing’s for sure, North Korea’s enemies are going to be absolutely demolished in battle by their troop’s impeccable marching skills. 😔
There's the Russian Hell March
The chinese hell march is also very impressive.
They will win one goose step at a time.
🤣
If WWIII is a D&C competition, I’m afraid we’re doomed.
Carl Bowles thats less of a step than it is a bounce.
North Korea: They will be intimidated by our marches so they'll know not to attack us.
Rest of the world: Haha soldiers go stomp.
Sad Kim Jong Un noise
Kim Jong-un. Not North Korean citizens. They have all been brainwashed since birth. It's time to topple the DPRK and let them have at the very least, South Korean government. It's amazing how one man can have so much power.
Derp A Derp It's not as simple as just ending it. It's a complex situation and assuming some lucky country could actually end the regime without getting us all blown up, we'd face the problems of figuring out what's going to happen to the citizens and who gets to be in charge of that territory.
hehe cold war technology goes kaboom and F22 Raptor goes swoosh
It worked
These guys are so in sync, damn!
Kudos to the conductor at 0:21 for choosing this damn good music.
Anybody out of synch is executed
Are you thinking this is the music they were hearing and marching to on that day?
@@barryerkelens1255 no he definitely doesn't think that. It was a joke
Kim's kinda like "Meh, it's pretty cool, I guess."
"My father's perwades were bigger"
*Orders his uncle to be executed*
Han Lockhart oh yeah? And that’s why they defeated South Koreans so fast right? If it wasn’t for allies they would have won. They have a strong army with exceptional morale.
Vlad Smithers were talking about today modern militaries. Not post ww2 militaries. That’s like comparing The Roman Empire to Italy in WW2
Vlad Smithers NK is still using 2nd gen t 62 tanks While South Korea is already using their 4th gen K2 Panther. This is just an example of the technological gap between the two countries.
• • • good chance the romans would have won that one tbh, even with the 1000+ years of technology behind him Mussolini would probably drop the ball somehow
march was perfectly on beat, this is the best one
Nothing says "We're definitely the bad guys" like goose stepping.
But you have to admit, goose stepping looks cool if a unit really can do it.
@@thorvenalvarskjomisson95 Ye those women can goose step all over me please and thanks.
@@thorvenalvarskjomisson95 I disagree, I think it looks doofy. I bet it's super hard on your knees too.
@@thorvenalvarskjomisson95 Yeah they can march pretty well but can they fight? Nope.
"Are we the baddies?"
The synchronization level of the march is insane. They probably blink in synch too.
If they make one misstep they are probably either executed or sent to a hard labour camp.
This is proabaly the most visually pleasing vid ive ever seen
They're all the same height as well. That's the bit I find uncanny.
@@stevetheduck1425 Not really. N.K. obviously does not have immigration. Also it's standard practice in these types of parades to have strict height and weight standards to promote a uniform appearance.
Everyone complaints that soldiers who haven't seen combat in 60 years get medals... You don't think just living in NK is worth at least a dozen of medals?
Edit: 🤗 all these likes
Good point.
Shit, they ain't wearing enough medals lol
but the guy at 2:09 has enough medals to make a vest
Its a miricle Kim Jong Un doesnt wear any medals
Haha
North Korea: "The West will be so intimidated by our military might."
The West: Lol look at them dance
Legendary comment
North Koreans have no idea what they're missing out on!
@@Raincentral003 The food
@@ismaelguzman8256 Any food....
@@logicallion2196 More like anyTHING
Child: *dies in a chocolate factory*
Oompa loompas:
I love how true this is 😂 this made my day
Copied
Bruh...I seee this comment everywhere
Sus
You sound really sus Red...
Their military might not be so great, but the heels on their boots are world-class.
They have one of the largest army in the world. They have top equipment. Believe me if the u.s went to war with them it wouldn't be a cake walk
@@brandonhopkins1106 well they have like the third or fourth biggest army in the world but there planes and tanks are all massively out of date along with most of there weaponry. Seeing as they have nukes and will never give them up after seeing what happened sadam. I think a war between them and USA would be a nuclear war where both country's nuke each other destroying them both.
So are the rubber guns
Yah, and they can dance!!!
@@brandonhopkins1106 They can barely feed their nation as it is and therefore, in times of war, would be unable to properly feed their army and populace enough to sustain a long term war. They can probably cause a fair amount of short term damage at South Korea, but would eventually succumb to borderline starvation and malnutrition.
3:26 nobody wants to give him a high five.
Everyone’s afraid he might see that as an attack and launch a missile
Nono...he was raising his hands to slap the people in front of him as they backed away
*Sad Jong un*
Lol
He was saying HI
Don't do it Fhedon.
Yeah
yeah, when you are under pressure to perform to not get killed, shit like this happens
So were the Nazi’s parades.
I remember judge us army marching because it looked lazy but this shit makes me feel weak like damn a whole parade doing that fuck no
I’ve done my fare share of parades but that hurts my knees just looking
0:17 did anyone realize how the flag guy messed up somehow and his comrade on the right helped him?
dude said "fuck, lower the flag otherwise we'll not get food for this year"
how DID he mess up? He locked his arms into raising the flag... was it something he was supposed to time? He didn't lower it a little bit, that was a purposeful movement....
He probably got executed for insubordination
He didnt mess up tho
@@scarmafiagaming1598 i mean why would the other guy grab him otherwise? I guess some timing issue?
**kid literally falls and drowning in a chocolate river**
Oompa loompas:
And in return the kid gives the bird.
Read this at this part 0:34
nice you took that from the other video.
are you proud of your likes now cringelord?
@@smatchimo645 its just a comment on the internet go outside
Shanghai
Jesus all of their medals we could defeat North Korea with a magnet
Under rated comment lol 😂
You're an evil genius
Adrian McCullagh muahahahahaa
epic redditor lmao
Lmao
I love how a country can show off 95% of their total GDP in one parade.
This comment is funny.
Yo sorry if im ruin the mood but what does gdp mean? Sorry man i have been living under a rock
@@tacosdecabeza Gross domestic product. Basically it's the value of all goods and services produced within that country's borders
It's just icing on the cake, that all the equipment is... Well, kinda outdated, to say the least.
I wonder how much gdp the US can show in one Parade.
Its like a pocket dimension where the USSR went after it collapsed
All the dictatorshipness of the USSR now has much less space to be, so the dictatorshipness increased proportionally.
The story of unity during USSR is different though. People's will then and now is different. The style may look similar. The leadership are some what same.
Stargate xd
Eh kinda except way worse. If being on the wrong side of the USSR government is like getting your teeth removed via kick to the face by a horse, in the DPRK it's like getting a hot spiked rod shoved up your urethra while you're forced to watch the Star Wars sequels on repeat.
TFA was alright.
Imagine going through all this just to mildly amuse one man child
So, every king and queen in existence
You just made my mom and I burst out laughing to your comment at almost midnight. Thank you sir!
oh yeah !
JEEZ
That's why Trump wanted his little military parade.
1:59. He was like...” Holy crap...we got those things off the ground??”
R u talking about the balloons? I too was wondering how they had the money for helium...
@@stevenbrown5210 You probably don't wanna know.
Maybe that's the reason they hate those leaflets balloons so much.
Rip Kim
Pro Player he’s alive
Lmfao
So much antique Soviet and ChiCom equipment, like a living museum.
Hahahaha
If it still works 🤷♂️
Lord Croker it won’t against modern weapons
@@yildiraypinar6439 atleast still works against modern human flesh
Americunts are heading towards the direction of the Soviet Union. Thanks to Trump, Americunts are the new sick man of the world.
North Korea: the West FEARS us!
The West: haha they’re doing the can-can dance
Hey raibaru where's osana?
@@epelstan1800 ded
TBH, we did the can can dance on Parris island, SC.
Except the west does fear them so
actually the west does fear them
Judging by how many medals some of them have, it seems like you get a medal for each year you don't starve to death.
These North Korean ladies marching right into my heart.
The one in the middle at 0:26 had me fall from my chair...
@@gabrielmarlant6660 The smile that launched a thousand nukes.
communist
The one at 3:03 had me going back to that time stamp over and over
Congratulations, you’ve won the internet.
At 0:17 the guy saved his buddies life.
lol yuh
?
where
@@yamcha8309 ahhh okay i see it. thx
the guy on the right of the guy holding the flag helps him save it if u guys didnt see.
Fun Fact: Nobody searched for this, but it still found you.
True story
Are you God? O.o
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Shantanu Kawale ok...
And I clicked it with the ferocity of a thousand typhoons.
That’s one hell of a halftime show! :D
lol..I thought the same thing.
LOl.
lmao I almost choked on my lunch reading this
North Korea: “We are the world’s biggest super power!”
World: Laughs in 80s music...
lol
70s?
Imagine if one of those vehicles broke down during the parade.....automatic death sentence....😂😂😂😂
North Korean vehicles are made with the willpower of the people, never happening.
NoSchapes sounds like orks from 40k
NoSchapes Key Word: Imagine
Mario Garcia the vehicles don’t even have engines, they are man-powered
You can say whatever you want about NK, but their parades rock.
Ikr if you dont enjoy it you get shot!!
You never wanna be the first one to stop clapping. They notice stuff like that.
Communist parades are usually awesome.
k the parade looks cool but their uniforms are a disgusting color
@@somedude2624 nazi germany easy, say what you want ab them, but that regime was better for the ppl, much better than this one
Anyone who has been in the military knows exactly how much time and practice go into something this big to make. Hats off to them.
Yeah dude, totally not like they're forced to do this under penalty of jailtime or anything!
@Bread-nx9fo true. However, you still have to give them credit.
Strikes me as a massive waste of time. A country full of wind-up people.
@roughwalkers if you've never served, then you wouldn't understand. Also, if you truly want to know, I suggest that you Google them.
@@roughwalkers don't know what to tell you. At least you tried.
I like how they jiggle when they march. It makes them look like they're actually dancing. Though I'm not sure if that's the effect they were going for.
Yeah, I like that bouncy thing they have going on.
Their march is called goosestepping, fairly common in a lot of dictatorships, though some other countries, like Germany, still use it to this day on parades. From what I know, it's pretty hard to do it properly.
@@ostfront5730, I have heard of and seen many examples of goose-stepping, but I haven't seen the little hop they do this pronounced before. Thank you for taking time out of your day to reply though, it is important we inform each other on topics we aren't familiar with!
@@ostfront5730 The Chinese manage to pull it off... tho I expect there's severe repercussions if they screw up on parade th-cam.com/video/OHZIUdHm6b4/w-d-xo.html
Carina Tănase the Germans do not goose step
North Korea has to feel so weak when they make a video of their troops marching to scare us and we react by putting ‘80s music over it for laughs
Why do we think of NK is a threat anyway? It's literally stuck in 1990.
@sluttyMapleSyrup But the only thing keeping NK alive right now is Russia and China otherwise it wouldn't be that difficult to take out
😂😂
@JDS12451 dont worry little murican boy, for you there are Russian and Chinese army with actual modern weapon. it's so easy for usa to fight weak countries ( but steel scared by North Korea ahahahha), but in your history you had no wars against stronger or same army as murican.
JJJ nobody wants to attack them, because nobody wants to start a nuclear war.
North Korea: let’s scare the West by doing lots of military parades
The West: XD XD ha ha lol look at them dance lol lmao XD XD
This would be a great tome to fly a large wing of bombers. They would think it is part of the show...until they suddenly discovered it was not.
Andrew T. Ah yes, let’s bomb them after we put crippling sanctions on them. That is a great idea 👍🏼
They parade with nukes , how to nt get afraid.
@shoulderutube f
Not just the west, but the rest of the world lol
Every year I pop in to watch this video and enjoy the mastery. I'm on year 3 now
Same!
How teachers want us to leave during a fire drill:
Never thought a marriage of The Gap Band and dictator parades would be so entertaining. Nice.
@MrGriff305 Ye that I love it too
If I'm not worng GAP stands for
Gay And Proud
@Sho Ahmed no 😒🤦🏻♂️😑 its the gap bad it doesnt stand for anything
@fa po 😑🤦🏻♂️😒
Not since Mel Brooks and his 'Hitler Rap' has tyranny appeared so funky.
Imagine having to march like that with that rpg with half a raisin for breakfast. Don’t drop the rpg BABY
Soldiers in North Korea actually get some of the most food out of the populous.
@JDS12451 You're right he hasn't committed any crimes, cause you can't break laws if you're above them.
@JDS12451 At this point if you don't believe he's committed a crime you're asking in bad faith. But just to pick one, soliciting a foreign government to interfere in our elections.
@@pagingdrlamp yikes
@JDS12451 He was impeached cuz of it it lmaooo
Finally, somebody who knows how to sync the music to the marching. Well done!
if only they put even half the effort they put into the choreography of this parade into actually caring for their people....
That goes for all the shows they put on for dignitaries and the great leader. Quite sad. Revolution will come or War.
they do
It’s called a dictatorship man, it’s not supposed to be for the good of the people.
Stalin, Josef Stalin most dictators at least feed their people. I mean you didn’t but most do
Captain Kei
Not vary well. Or they take something else from their people; they take electricity, freedom of speech, freedom of the press, etc. No dictator cares for their people AND survives for vary long.
Imagine North Koreans finally watched this video for some reason and realized people aren’t scared of them but instead laughing at them.
Fun fact if you can watch youtube you dont like north korea
That shit is something to be scared of and anyone that is seriously laughing at them is a fool. It's all fun and games until someone gets captured and skinned alive.
Shelloriser lmao why so are you so angry?
@@shelloriser2400 Bruh Are you from North Korea, are you some sort of spy
They get angry and nuke every country
They still use ancient soviet vehicles, planes, uniforms from 60's. This country is a museum exhibit.
Not to mention WW2 era PPSHs some of them were carrying. Wonder how many of those missiles were mock ups for propaganda purpose.
It really is. Even their fashion sense is vintage
Those jets you seen in the one frame are hardly air Worthy from what I've heard probably only used for these parades to extend the life span a little bit
How the fuck is Cold War military equipment ancient?
@cornskid Can a "smart drone" finds targets in a city? No because it's plane. This old equipment still works, it might not be the fanciest equipment but it's rugged, reliable and cheap and will serve these countries for decades to come.
Their parades would be pretty impressive if they weren't using weapons from the cold war.
Their country exists as if they were still in the cold war lol
All their tech is what the soviets gave them. Ain’t got nothing new.
@@alexclipper7608 Actually they do, they have cell phones now. That being said, they’re very old. to us, really new to them.
Their weapons look like they are straight from an old school Godzilla movie…
Worst part is those are newly built weapons. They just suck.
1:12 I love how they clap in sync with the music. Edit: just realized they march in sync too.
Plot twist:
This was the actual music used during the parade, that's why they're clapping on beat.
Forget the nukes those ladies are the real bombs here
A horny bastard you are. Send you to Brazil, Yoda must
What a simp
@@asbestosman4729 So now saying a girl is pretty is simping? What are you, gay?
@Ramon Gonzales yes
@@asbestosman4729 what's a simp? Squirrel In My Pants?
All those people “cheering” at 58 seconds, straight up 1984 shit there.
eviLempire2013 they were probably forced to cheer 😂
@@goonzaaleezz thx cap
The people we are seeing are the best feed north Koreans. How else do you think they got ot be the best feed north Koreans?
Cheering like it the 1930's all over again
How else can you reconcile selling your soul!!
Definitely the only country with only one legit fat Person. Respect!
I like how they expect us to take them serious
S M I don’t think I’m higher then them I’m just a random as guy from Wisconsin
@@yeeyee395 impossible, Wisconsin doesnt exist.
KingTop Topoftheworld123 yes it does do you know American geography?
@@El_Sueno591 no it doesnt, can you take a joke?
KingTop Topoftheworld123 well I don’t get it
Me: Never searched anything up related to North Korea
TH-cam algorithm: Hey, check this out!
And it didn't disappoint.
@@GoatedGhool Yep, indeed it is, lol
Nikolai Zavisic, same with me. Your comment is so funny! It made me laugh!
@@trixie9777 Thanks! Was seen by more people than I would have expected! 🙃
Nikolai Zavisic, humor is always appreciated!
I hope North Koreans see these types of videos so they know we love their parades as much as they do, just for different reasons.
Fat chance, roman boy!
I dont think they can use internet
* they may the drop the bomb on us*
they are not allowed to use google!! so youtube is out of their reach
@@YorenSt ayo,
This video is addictive to watch
2:27 That's so cool how the people are spelling something out. I learned a little Korean, I should be able to figure out what it says. Let's see, 김 is Kim, and 정 is Jong...you know what, maybe it isn't so cool after all.
Kim Jeong eul
lmao
김정은 is Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong Eww
You gotta admit
2:49 is pretty satisfying to watch
Gotta get it right, one step out of line and it’s the gulag.
I was thinking the same thing.
It might be if you were a dictator who didn't care that approximately half of the country is starving so you could invest in a grandiose show like this.
@@Ring0fSaturn no, It s satysfating for every normal person around the world
Watch the Band of The Grenadier Guards.
Their marching like their lives depends on it👌🏾
O wait.... 👁👄👁
Cause it's is.
The do.
I'm north Korean military soldiers drill constantly they are some of the most well fed citizens
The idea is to present a healthy well trained military front
If the screw up too many drills penalty is beating or death
@@variousblack7922 that's a little harsh.
Right you are, Allanzo!
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@@variousblack7922 I don't think you are...
Why do I love watching these? I can’t stop. Your taste in music is bomb! The conductor 😂
School Bully: *gets coronavirus*
The whole school:
Can't believe I've never heard this song before. What a banger
You must not be black. My parents played this alllll the time lol
This is a very old school song. You must be gen z.
What a bomb*
@@Risingofthephoenix Or maybe from somewhere around the world.
Watching Everybody Hates Chris taught me a lot of things that only now I realize were only popular among blacks.
Must not be a fan of Bounce FM on GTA San Andreas 😂
North Korea: The world will be intimidated by our Military might
The World: haha syncronized
to be fair the US hasn't invaded yet so doing something right ;-)
You know he has this on repeat on his private internet.
Off topic here.
North Korean troops can march pretty good.
If they can't March they get killed, so uh yeah. It really makes you not wanna fuck up.
😑 What he said^^^
@@ivebenjaman They won't get killed tho.
It would seem all the countries that had great marching armies lost in the end.
Either march perfectly.....or die. Your choice
I’ve probably passed this by in my recommended like 15 times. Thinking “that’s funny but probably not worth the time”. Boredom finally led to me clicking it. It’s far better than I could have ever imagined. Well done. Well done indeed.
I agree, I will now proceed to watch it again......
I think the Bee Gees one is far better.
Agree. I find myself hunting this one down at least once or twice per month.
Yes amusing as hell.
North Korea: Beware, Americans. We're a force to be reckoned with.
Americans, on the Internet:
Has 69 likes... and I lack the courage to disrupt it
You should never underestimate you enemy.
Just like us in the USA, we haven't had a battle that we fought alone we always have allies all the time.
@@julianruiz5155 I'm pretty sure if we wanted to demolish their entire country without any thought to civilian lives we can easily do it with just our airforce alone, don't even need the other branches
@@ightimmaheadout290 And the North, likewise, could obliterate South Korea. The other thought is the poor NK civilians. They just want to live.
Still better than the half time shows in NFL recently
South Koreans: Thank God we're on this side of the border.
But they have got all the pretty womens...
Shig and aren’t in a dictatorship?
I can imagine Kim Jong Un laughing at this alone in his office
While devouring a 45 piece dumpling.
I heard that they believed that Kim Jong Un doesn't pee since it's a God to them
Totally KING
I feel like the guards outside just hearing "hahaha" to this clearly not North Korean music might feel some defect-y thoughts
@@sumvs5992 immediately shot or better they got to retire
These guys make the Nazis look out of step and unorganized.
it just looks similar
The german empire: nevermind that wannabe succesor, please just go along, here's some Preussens Gloria to clean your ears.
How can you simply compare Nazi Germany to north korea
I mean Germany had the most powerful and technologically advanced military at that time.
Even the 1940 German army can beat north Korea today
@@stormtrooper8420 I don´t think so, just cause of the nuclear boms and rockets. But you´re rightin the point, that the Wehrmacht was the best army at the time. Today a lot people forget that the little state of Germany managed to fight for six years against nearly the whole world, and whatever gruesome things they did, you can´t deny their perfect army
@@Dorfkind-zm4xi I was talking about land warfare without any nuclear weapons or anything.
But yes I agree
I don't think ww2 tanks can stand a chance against north Korean tanks today.
Now imagine how scary it would be if their guns and bombs were real.
You can easily tell their plastic or missiles that can't be used because they don't work
lol good one however I'm pretty sure they are very much real
Those decals are hard to get on without ripping.
LMfaaaaao
They are real, idiot
Call me whatever you'd like, this would be amazing to witness in person.
Nicholas Rabideau I totally agree with you, it’s a impressive military parade that would have taken months to coordinate
Nicholas Rabideau It would be amazing to see, but it’s still disgusting what it represents.
@@charredembers6353 your right man ı dont even think what the hell happening in that country rape,murder,kidnapping no internet man thats hard
@@charredembers6353 wait what does it rep
Ron Stryker - as if other armies represent beauty, love and harmony... keep telling yourself that.
When you’re starving and you need bomb ass choreography to eat.
"Well the whole country is starving, but at least our soldiers can dance!"
Sigh...
At least the girls are slim, unlike the 'fat convention' witnessed in the supermarkets and elsewhere here.
@@markdouglas5310 yeah starving tends to cause you to be on the slim side...
@@Lithane97 Fat girls are unattractive i want to see slim girls
For a starving country they have a lot of people. 25 million.
@@r.sharpe1206 Dear god that's less than half of my country's
“I want to break free” is one you should do
I love the way the beat goes so well to the Marching.
No scratch that the beat goes so well with EVERYTHING!!!
Even boob jiggle
It actually looks like that they’re marching and clapping to the song 😂😂😂😂😂
Party in NK🤣
No kidding?!😳
Gee...I wonder if that was the point of the video? 🤔
Duh.
Yes. It do be looking like that
Wow really. It’s like it was intended to be that way. aMaZInG
1:12 this old guy in the middle looks like he’s having a hell of a time
He’s looking a big tit Asian Women in skirts carrying rpgs I would b happy too
This song is no longer about STDs/STIs. It is now literal foreshadowing the M.A.D. events to come. Love it!!
You are a genius and a magician...or a mad scientist?!?! Lol
Imagine being attacked by some North Koreans with AK-47’s in skirts
Then I'll die happy
@Romans 13:4 _did he stutter?_
Take this thread to too
@@B0R0M1R huh really sounds impossible
@@B0R0M1R I wouldn't call a highly organized company, lead by a multi us dollar billionair and consisting mainly of well educated saudis a bunch of cave dwellers. Although the cave dwellers are the ones now defeating the Nato forces with makeshift bombs on roads.
An army that marches that well is spending all of its times marching, and not learning and training how to fight. This is where paper tigers come from.
I don't think enyone can win fighting with them
@@AR-cx5yf Yeah, these retro weapons are too strong
You’re right. That requires A LOT of time practicing D&C and not much time practicing war
Like George McClellan, Union General, best looking troops marching and drilling, he did that for weeks on the banks if the Potomac. But Lincoln couldn't get him to move on the Rebels.
Source?
Bouncy bouncy march.
Nuke: "I wanna do that"
Everyone: "No, you don't"
Bouncy bouncy boooooooom
Poor nukies
Loyalty is one of the greatest qualities, a noble character indeed.
I am just impressed that in such a small country they have so many similar looking ladies who can all march perfectly.
They'll march together or else!
Toy planes look more intimidating than their “arsenal”
Yeah, those missiles at 1:50 literally look like ww2 v1 missiles. The organisation is impressive though
Until you have to face them in war
Any gun is good in the right hands ;)
They are called UCAV or UAV they are tracer missiles i think.
They tryna make it camouflaged into the sky lmao
The North Korea game has some impressive "bounce physics" in their marching subroutine. Particularly on the female animations!
A-YEP !
My thoughts exactly, glad someone else noticed it as well
It did look animated
Go to hell
@@dreadedworld8864 wow, a little irritable aren't we
I bet there isn’t a single cockroach in all of North Korea.
That's such a dumb joke I think it actually went all the way back around to being clever.
Only maggots.
Yeah, the citizens ate them all!
Everyone is healthy and good health over their
They FAST
Some of those female soldiers are gorgeous. This song is from the GAP BAND who come the north side of little ol Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Many say that R Kelly bit the singing style off Charlie Wilson
They're picked to represent their country for a reason , look at the olympic athletes.
sounds way funkier then I would have expected coming out of Tulsa OH.
They're really not gorgeous. They have really ugly flat Gremlin looking faces. But to each their own
@@chiarosuburekeni9325 you mean to say the girl at 3m08 isn't a cute face, man, i'de like to see what you look like..
Let’s just be real for a minute, NK May have mostly obsolete military tech but they damn well know how to flex with it.
Very true. They have an impressive understanding of pageantry as propaganda, and I do suspect they would be a formidable opponent, obsolete tech or no. They kicked some major ass in the 1950's.
@@R3dp055um That typo in your second sentence made me laugh way harder than it should have
@@R3dp055um is it lick or kick
that's what I'm saying, one Virginia class submarine could literally take their entire country out, and our Iron dome in Alaska would take out any retaliation long before anything hit America. We may have retarded leaders, but our military is top notch.
@@Gamebreaker08 The US spends more on defense than China, India, Russia, France, Germany, England, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, Brazil & Japan combined. It should be top notch for how much money we shovel to it.
Damn, that chereographer had lots of patience.
true that
Military Choreographer in North Korea must be the most stressful job ever.
I hate you.
The conductor though.I need a metronome for that...
They haven’t fought a war in YEARS... WHY DO THEY HAVE SO MANY MEDALS?!
Probably something signifying their years of service
They're worthless medals lol, "gold star for not questioning orders to shoot a baby"
in NK they get medals for sucking KJI dik
Well the officers wearing them look pretty old so they probably fought in the old war. The younger guys with medals are probably their sons and got them through nepotism or for being extremely loyal.
Dude there are pictures of North Korean officers with so many medals they have to put them on their pants.
This ain't edited... this is the true national anthem of North Korea
0:07
Kim jon un looks so confused
Like
“Do I kill them now or later”
2:55 he looks like he’s trying to read the thing the crowd made like “wtf is that supposed to mean?”
@ Hahahaha
@ His girlfriends get to eat stake and potato instead of dog and cat. Bu they got to sleep with...
@@fromthefire4176 Common guys, you spelt my name wrong _again_ ?
@ Only 10?
Is it wrong to say that some of the female Koreans are pretty attractive
It would be rude not to... 👍
The most attractive ones are hand picked for public duty like military parades and police duty.
Some? They all look the same
They are very pretty
The one near the end of the video 😍
If Kim Jong un had every single one of his nukes named after a 70's funk song would be legendary.
"At first, I was afraid
I was petrified..."
More appropriate...😁
Nah, I think he's good with the Typodong missile arsenal (not kidding, they are real)
you mean bottle rockets?