139 pound women fights a 529 pound man, a breakdown
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Discord Moderator vs. the E-girl that banned him after getting owner lol
you officially have the funniest comment on the internet
Which one? I thought they were both girls.
this is a nerd joke
Hey guys please keep memes out of general.
Fucking lol
"This is a fetish for a lot of people"
Jomboy's foray into NSFW was unexpected
Definitely falls into the realm of "dont google that term!"
a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
When has Jomboy ever been safe for work haha
Fanooks say foray
Jomboy NSFW is definitely NOT unexpected and he didn't even use profanity in this video!
The lady looks like she knows how to fight, but... it's like every strike she does bounces off the 12 inch layer of blubber that's protecting him...
I was half expecting a chest shot to send him into cardiac arrest
No she did not look like she knew shit.
@@ObservationofLimits lmaoooo
She looked amateurish my guy.
@@dididada375 What about when she jumps into the air to punch him? That always works well
That’s his preferred method of moving around is rolling🤣
That guy was just disgusting.
@@johnanderson9765 it's sad that this 529lb looks worse than Yokozuna did at 700lb.
You damn right.😂😂
i thought that was serious
He should have used that move when she was pounding on his noggin
“She can’t really hit him below the belt because his belt is below his stuff”
Jomboy’s insult here, is (wait for it), below the belt 🤣
@Gianluca Badejo Yeah remember when youtube comments used to be the pinnacle of human creativity... oh wait
Lmfao
It's called a dickydo, the belly sticks out more than his dicky do.
Big shed over a little tool
I thought she was gonna disappear when he had her against the fence
I wondered if she was gonna get shredded like the fence was a cheese grater.
I haven't laughed harder in a long time. Amazing comment
At least he had some fun there that will never happen again in his lifetime 😥
@@lIlIlIlI-gs2qx poor guy
She almost assimilated.
People don't like how he enters the ring, but that's how he rolls.
Lmao
Goated
Lol
This comment deserves more likes
You bastard 🤣
all he had to do to win, would be to run at her, and protect his face, his celestial mass would have obliterated her
Someone that heavy can't run.
Celestial Mass ☠☠☠
Absolutely love this phrase "celestial mass" it's totally going into my rotation now lol thank you
celestial...loolol
looool thats genius still cant stop laughing dude :)
“That cameraman is a sicko and should be looked into” hahaha
“Look into it joe” hahaha
I was like "WTF IS JOMBOY TALKING ABOUT?" because I could not look away from that girl's excellent stripper tattoo on her thigh. Then my eyes went right and my soul turtled up into itself.
Lmao
Gold
The only thing dumber and less funny the Jomboy are his fans
Off-season Jomboy is better than I thought
Ctrl c ---- ctrl v
🤣🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️
yes Tommy
I don't like baseball at ALL. I'm subscribed to Jomboy FOR the offseason stuff.
Agreed
@@imaniac330 ya this is an instant classic breakdown
That was rigged. He had her in a guillotine and punching her in the kidney. Ref: breaks it up. He falls she begins wailing on him. Ref: you go girl!
Do you even watch MMA? A one handed guillotine? Okay bro. And yeah since, since he was working that ref shouldn't have broken up that clinch. But, those hammer fists aren't landing with any power from that position, especially not form somone as unathletic and obesity ridden as him. It would have been broken up eventually. And you don't stand up fighters unless there's no activity. Maybe don't call something rigged when you don't even know the rules of the sport.
@@MrLuckybeast13 That was not a sport.
No shit, Sherlock.
@@MrLuckybeast13 not a hammer fist, also you said yourself the ref shouldn't have stopped if he was working. his best option was to grapple and put all his weight on her which he was doing. who doesn't watch mma?...
In a normal MMA fight the ref could easily break them up in the exact same situation. Those are weak punches at an awkward angle to her hip. They probably didn’t even hurt despite the size difference.
all he had to do was grab her, give her a hug, and fall forward. Easy win and a pancake for breakfast tommorow
Thats MURDER
Of course the ref broke it up. The loser of this fight is the village meal.
That's exactly what I said when butterball had her against the gate/wall
Bruuhhhhhh
Fat human flesh is disgusting. It's just stinking yellow fat and no meat like when you have a big pig.
@@JAnx01 Speaking from experience?
@@Ezio9791 of course
She's just motorboating in there.... I about damned near died Jomboy...thanks I needed this.
It was a mental image I didn't need...
That was pure genius
I literally lol’ed
I about threw up
yeah, the way he nonchalantly says it- that broke me up. lmbo
Pat Mcafee when it’s not football season:
“What the hell can we talk about?”
JomBoy when it’s not baseball season:
*“So here’s this Russian chick and a Sumo wrestler decking each other for charity.”*
Hey, pat put out a video on the HS kid that leveled the ref, and he's got War Games coming up.
@@zym6687 he did
I'm a fan of sumo. Do NOT insult sumo wrestlers by comparing this tub of shit to sumo wrestlers. They are actually wrestlers with skill and insane strength.
Sumo wrestler seems to give this guy a lot of undeserved props
@@B3Band they are walking tanks,
It's hilarious how the fight was fixed for her to win because the ref had to stop him from breaking her in half 🤣
he had nothing from there, those punches to the hip/side were so weak and poorly angles they probably didn't even hurt, she clearly had enough grappling to not fall over, so they were just gonna hang out there until the round ends. Ref was right to break em up.
@@bemusedalligator lolololol keep defending this sham of a fight lmfaooooo...........he was throwing strikes period, the ref steps in to break them up mid strike ? lawl hahahhahaha if they wanna show how good this female is why not put her in there with a male fighter her size ? and not the size of a moon that produce's its own gravity lol. because we all know what WILL happen
@@sterlingarcher2702 Not mention, had he fallen on her in that clinch she'd probably have died.
@@bemusedalligator "she had enough grapping to not fall over" holy shit people are delusional. Get me out.
@@1Plebeian I thought the exact same when I read that comment. No where are people more delusional then on TH-cam
So essentially he was booked to lose and the ref reminded him that the Russian Mob is a thing.
Which is a good thing to be reminded of. Scary people!
I want to win, I don't want to be force fed my own liver!
Underated comment
“This is a fetish, for a lot of people.” 😂 😂
Wait, what do you mean?
I mean, as a man I would find a fetish in "fighing" against a fat big girl.
"He pinned himself to the ground" - so funny!
Would I ever watch this fight? Absolutely not. Would I watch a Jomboy breakdown of it? 1000% yes.
So this happened in Russia or something like that...
Yea
It was Russia
It could also be in Ukraine.
Looks like Florida to me.
Was immediately unsurprised after hearing this
Andre “Jell-O Mold” Roskivic gave it his all.
She was looking at his cups and realizing they are larger than hers
I heard she called out Nate Robison after but he was still sleeping
I heard she went crying to MeToo for domestic violence cus she didnt appreciate all those shots to the rib
After I read this I fell over, forward, forehead-first smacking the ground, and didn't move.
When the twitch mod finds out the streamer has a boyfriend
underrated comment
Thanks dad
“Then afterwards they switched clothes and fought again” Now there’s the fetish. Best line in the video
I'm just glad they're having fun over there
It’s so great you did this
so glad i found this channel. man
Bro she’s lucky the red pulled him off
Has there ever been a loss by suffocation? I don't think his punches would have caused her to tap out, it would have been not being able to breathe
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn that's basically a submission
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn A sumo wrestler that went UFC got a submission by smother once
There is enough weight in that arm alone to cause some serious damage if an actual punch had landed. The whole thing looks like it was set up.
@@SuperNuclearUnicorn Yes there has been a submission by someone obese laying on someone and smothering them. Here is a video of this. It's not Pride or UFC though. th-cam.com/video/omJhoEWFkBY/w-d-xo.html
This is like Jomboy “The Ocho” and I’m here for it.
Underrated
I was waiting for you to do this one.
The tapping angle was spot on! I had to rewatch that section a few dozen times before I saw any taps.
“When someone’s punching him in the face, it’s probably gonna take even longer for him to get up”
🤣🤣
He was grabbing at her like she was the last chicken sandwich at popeye's
My life would be meaningless without this commentary and moments like theses. Thanks to everyone involved!
Your narration of all these types of sporting events is beyond professional.
Super job and yes, I am a subscriber
That roll in entrance by the fatty was sick. “Sprightly for a portly fella” is what crossed my mind.
I’m so confused yet intrigued
U got a fetish for this shit my guy
0:58 that guy in the seats trying to get a sneak peak
Watching this made me feel better about my weight. Thank you.
Small girl vs Snorlax. Fight of the century
She's not a small girl. She's a very normal sized girl.
@@tridentgum0 Who cares? Are you the fucking size security?
@@gianni6588 more like pokemon trainer vs snorlax gone wrong
@@kurtgulbro1542 lmfaooooo I should’ve thought of that
In what world is 140lbs small for a woman? That's fucking big.
"she's motorboating" LMAO. That got me cracking up right from the start.
good find. very classy
I love Jomboy Media. Just good honest content.
Damn that fighter is fine as hell
The girl’s okay too I guess
😂😂😂
Lol!!! 😂😂😂
She should have just ran around for a while. Tiring him out.
So that's where Jack from Twitter is hiding. He's reffing fights in another country.
who from what
@@y0shiklassik Jack Dorsey, the twitter ceo
@@TotalenKrieg43 now i know who to blame for that stupid shit existing
@@y0shiklassik yessir
Jomboy…I salute you! #HILARIOUS
Thank you. That was great! 😅😅😅
Jomboy's dry humor is top notch. If you're not paying attention a lot of funny shit will fly over your head
Omg that pose like she just hunted a massive wild boar. That’s priceless.
“She’s motor boating him”
LOL!!!
For most people wondering how a big dude lost this fight was scripted she was suppose to win
“A scene from the original Borat I believe..”
You’re honor that’s the moment I lost it.
Seems super unfair the ref stopped him from landing those body shots on her
I said the same thing
You had me laughing a few times, great commentary
Damn! I can't unsee that.
“This is a fetish for a lot of people”
This big guy looks like he ate a lot of people.
...which is also a fetish for some people, for some reason.
@@patrickdalton361 MMMM vore
For who? A lot of people?? Gay people?
“My 500 Pound Fight”
“This must be a fetish for some people!” I’m crying 😂☠️
That was awesome.
He actually had her locked in the clinch and the referee almost instantly breaks it up.
She made a mistake of engaging early on. Someone that big gets winded after 10 seconds of activity. It worked out for her here because the ref stepped in to help her, in a street fight she would have been in trouble.
Not just getting winded he is extremely top heavy. Attack a leg the guy goes down almost immediately
@@blankname6629 yup. Do those jon jones kick to the knee.
I mean in a street fight she would just bite when he got her against the cage.
Got me crying at work
I’ve been watching since The Skeptic Tank podcast episode and I can’t get enough 😂😂
Literally all he had to do when he had her against the cage was grab an under hook and toss her to the ground and lay on her.
Wouldn't have been nearly as funny tho
@Kelltron it’s almost like natural instinct should have kicked in.
Eh
Ya, but this is how 99% of these fights go. I've only seen one single fight where a person that large defeated the (sometimes MUCH) smaller man (exception being Aorigele, who somehow is a lightweight trapped in a 400+ pound mans body. Only Emmanuel Yarbrough won against Nakano. Walked him down to the corner of the ring, punched him a few times, stuffed a half hearted shot/attempt at sneaking out the side door. Eventually maneuvered him down to his back, punched him out, then got reset in the middle where he laid on his chest and drove down into him. He lost to Hackney by getting absolutely clobbered by a punch and then getting jackhammered in the melon, similar to Takase except he lost his mind and shot on him before somehow sneaking out the back door and punching the giant out. Basically every Akebono fight was him loosing balance or being tripped and falling over before a hail of punches. Butterbean vs Genki Sudo featured him fruitlessly chasing Sudo around before getting taken down with the 2nd weakest ankle pick in history (looking at you James Toney), hit, and heel hooked.
It's their lack of mobility that always ends up costing them because smaller fighters can just run around them, leap up and hit them or force them off balance. Then they are turtles on their backs and their tap or get stopped with punches. Even when the giant gets on top, it sucks momentarily before you can escape because they can't grab you, they can only lay on you.
@@shrimp19921 Yeah but looking towards the ground...he knew he couldn't find it.
“and after this, they switched clothes and fought again” 🤣💀
Hilarious! Subbed
This is hands down Jomboys best and funniest video 🤣🤣
this is Russian Thanksgiving. that final picture: they eat what they kill
“She comes in with the flying jump kick” *is punching*
Love you Jomboy
Yo your fucken commentary is funny asf man I’m crying lol 😂
I want more fights like this
“This is a fetish for A LOT OF PPL” dude had me rollin
1:29 That's a superman punch...nice air!
That camera man is a sicko 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣I fucking lost it. I try not to enjoy these videos because I narrate them myself but fuck you got me there.
"Camera guy needs looked into"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I appreciate that the dude got in the ring against a trained fighter with like 2 extra people strapped to his back.
Out of everything Jomboy has done, this is something else entirely...
glad they're having fun over there. best statement to make.
Most action homeboy got in a while!
That final picture is like when a hunter kills a trophy buck and poses with his leg up on the thing
That picture at the end is like the cast of a Saints Row game.
Where do you find these things??😂
😂 “she’s just kinda motor boating in there”. I needed a good laugh this morning
Ain’t no way those punches did any kind of damage 😂
So this is Little Mac vs. King Hippo in Punch-Out, but in real life?
That's actually an accurate analogy! Well done!
When they faced off he was like "hey, my eyes are up here".
Guy looked like the tide coming in.
He got her pinned. He should have followed up with knees...
Oh. Out of range.
Looks at title. “So this happened in Russia” of course it is
2nd guess would have been Florida
Hahahaha that was hilarious commentary 🤣 brilliant
This gave me flash backs of primary school.
Jomboy underrated in the offseason
Discord admins when their kitten wants to meet IRL
I didn’t think I ever needed a breakdown on some Russian mma fight, thank you
Jomboy: making life fun even during a pandemic. Thank You.
That was so rigged. When she was against the fence all he had to do was grab her and fall on her.
He had already grabbed her. All he had to do was sprawl and she would have died
Of course it was “rigged”. How else to get the point across that women can do anything and everything men can?
The ref clearly stopped him punching her, of course
This might be the most russian photo I've seen in a while.
Lmao the photo at the end
This was a real life boss battle