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  • @rudyolfschiermeister8167
    @rudyolfschiermeister8167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5057

    I just read an article about a guy who sent a contract to the bank and the bank signed it however the bank didn't read the contract and ended up giving the guy unlimited spending

  • @vantoe4164
    @vantoe4164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Farmer: paints dog like a tiger
    Monkeys: oh s**t a power move

    • @Logomachy
      @Logomachy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      van toe m.th-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/w-d-xo.html

    • @vantoe4164
      @vantoe4164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Logomachy fuck you
      Edit: he rickrolled me

    • @ohyeahyeah518
      @ohyeahyeah518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Logomachy nope not today

    • @dentist8444
      @dentist8444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jason Lee rickroll

    • @ohyeahyeah518
      @ohyeahyeah518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jason Lee don't click on it

  • @budgiegryphon
    @budgiegryphon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    “No liquids allowed-wait sir nO”

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I like how they cropped my second response, which was a creepy glitch where I was "deactivated" after replying "don't do this guys"

    • @Yessir-w2l
      @Yessir-w2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What? It’s extra creamy~

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Doom guy appears and chainsaws your body revealing a demon*

    • @privateer7766
      @privateer7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Yessir-w2l you didn't just

    • @narno275
      @narno275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soap bar

  • @candle_eatist
    @candle_eatist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    That Son was definitely a gamer when he 360'd no-scope headshotted the home invader, Respect +

    • @Brievel
      @Brievel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My first reaction too. xD "This is why we need gamers!"

    • @MSNRT0
      @MSNRT0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait what-

    • @chunkymilk9388
      @chunkymilk9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did this but in a school

    • @lvl1042
      @lvl1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chunkymilk9388 student or teacher?

    • @chunkymilk9388
      @chunkymilk9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lvl10 I shot both! Good question!

  • @xduskashesreal
    @xduskashesreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Airport: liquids are not allowed.
    Me: ok, then. Remove 70% of my body.

    • @mujtabakaramat68
      @mujtabakaramat68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh blood is liquid that’s why

    • @devinkolka8002
      @devinkolka8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if that was the case then nobody would be there. *hMmMm* 🤔

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mujtabakaramat68 no because 70% of your body is water im pretty sure

    • @blxntz
      @blxntz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That works

    • @indieandfinn6940
      @indieandfinn6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      **takes out chainsaw** customer satisfaction.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    The kid who sold the "cold beer" was a truly mad lad as he wrote under COLD and above BEER, in small words, Root. The mad little lad fooled everyone who didn't read the small print!

    • @DregsRUs
      @DregsRUs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      False advertising!!-!!!!

    • @anderson6691
      @anderson6691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Robert MacMillan I thought it was a rickroll phew

    • @HarryPorpise
      @HarryPorpise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Robert MacMillan what a great song!

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robert MacMillan this is going straight to the favorite playlist. Thank you!

    • @thegodotcat
      @thegodotcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@residentkane do you have the link to the song pls

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
    @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Water is *_STICKY!!!_* GET IT RIGHT!!!

    • @dannyb.2911
      @dannyb.2911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No sticks are sticky

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Certain kinds of water

    • @darthvader246
      @darthvader246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Darien Annos cuz it stick to you

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Add a public reply... why can’t it be a private reply

    • @floridaman1796
      @floridaman1796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hexbrennisteinn We don't care.

  • @ollielibrary4140
    @ollielibrary4140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    y'all are seriously commenting while watching video ??
    wait...

  • @misteryusguy1667
    @misteryusguy1667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Saying ok boomer does actually activate google assistant wtf

    • @sakethalluri1166
      @sakethalluri1166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      TheObsidianBrother's i figured that out when my five year old brother yelled that at me in my room

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I figured that out at my cousin's house.
      "Ok boomer, play 'Wake Me Up- Avichi'"
      Imagine our surprise.

    • @kidzplay5065
      @kidzplay5065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Omg it does I just tried. Thank you. You have enlightened my life. I will never forget you, you wonderous soul.
      Thank u
      (Edit: also, 69th like.... nice.)

    • @Xen.escooters
      @Xen.escooters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It does!!!

    • @kylieazzara7525
      @kylieazzara7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I just tried it, it WORKS

  • @cyrus107
    @cyrus107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    0:07 my dad did this but just to me with a mayo bottle. He brings it out and starts eating spoonful after spoonful and says “ when I was a kid, my family was poor so we used to eat strait mayo packets”

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't believe someone stole my idea before i had it

    • @zackjones8556
      @zackjones8556 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Straight*

  • @ottok5477
    @ottok5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    7:12 He quite literally has the power of god and anime on his side

    • @Rizztaroth
      @Rizztaroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Jesus-sama! Ore ga taskete!"
      What

    • @tinaterry2840
      @tinaterry2840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hffhht he jfbdubfuhdyggfyfufhfhdudhddtdtstd she dgzz to go gggc dhcdhf6fhchdyßtststrrgdhchchfhduifyftttffff to guiding light you can come over 🚬🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🚬😁😔🚬😁👨‍👦😰😬😬😬👨‍👦😰🤲🙌🦵💀🩸💀👂🦵👂🤚🦴🦵👐🦵🦻🦵🗯️💭💭💭💨💭💨💨💞😡😠😠😠😡😤😪🌞💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🌞🗯️🗯️🗯️🦵 you haveou and everyone y

    • @tomahawktrouble-streamsvid6885
      @tomahawktrouble-streamsvid6885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *W h e e s e*

    • @larrz547
      @larrz547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tina Terry you not getting r/stroked

    • @carlwebber4094
      @carlwebber4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tinaterry2840 period for using that many emojis

  • @benduera8650
    @benduera8650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Somewhere in a airport ;
    A guy: *drink shampoo*
    Staffs members: 😳

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just a normal day for them by now

    • @Yessir-w2l
      @Yessir-w2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What? Have you not seen the latest Troom Troom select how to sneak drinks into the airport?

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir! Drinking C U M is illegal!

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These days, If I ever see anybody drinking sperm or water mixed with dirt, I wouldnt be surpried.

  • @superghost86
    @superghost86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    You can pour oil on water, making water wet.

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Actually oil and water don’t mix neither can be wet

    • @superghost86
      @superghost86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@hexbrennisteinn exactly, when some things wet (like a floor For example) the water sits on top and it's classified as wet. So that's a liquid on and object there for oil on an object should be considered making the water wet. If water on an object is making the object wet.

    • @superghost86
      @superghost86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hexbrennisteinn
      Wet
      covered or saturated with water or another liquid.

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SUPERGHOST86
      Syrup is a liquid but it makes things sticky not wet
      And oil doesn’t makes things wet it makes things oily
      But oil isn’t oily it makes things oily
      Same thing with water

    • @superghost86
      @superghost86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hexbrennisteinn So water doesn't make things wet it makes it watery

  • @nadian848
    @nadian848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Why steal when you could slightly move things around to make them increasingly lose their mind?

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Moves cockroach from floor into body*

    • @jobahd3626
      @jobahd3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hot E girl laid- something we will never achieve

    • @chaoticgood1977
      @chaoticgood1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah satan we are gonna back up a bit alright

  • @razen944
    @razen944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    When you said "Okay Boomer", my phone heard it as "Okay Google" and the assistant came on and stopped the video

  • @20hourswasted10
    @20hourswasted10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:01 Also works with shampoo

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right? It gets you the exact same reaction!
      Too bad the death comes with it tho :/

    • @mujtabakaramat68
      @mujtabakaramat68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kurly Fryz lol

    • @tihomirtuckarpeh755
      @tihomirtuckarpeh755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kurly Fryz thats a bonus if you ask me!

  • @fr0gm0th25
    @fr0gm0th25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    the song wasn’t Chop Suey by System of a Down, it was Nero Forte by Slipknot

    • @hello_ree
      @hello_ree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/w-d-xo.html

    • @ohyeahyeah518
      @ohyeahyeah518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hello_ree not today

    • @fr0gm0th25
      @fr0gm0th25 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amara Dougherty bruh

    • @cloneprime2174
      @cloneprime2174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's this?!

    • @mamathief9968
      @mamathief9968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh
      B r u h
      I really hope that comment was satire.

  • @oliviac.1783
    @oliviac.1783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’m in middle school and one day my WHOLE bus had a discussion ( an argument kind of ) about is water wet like when I say whole bus i mean even the bus driver 😂

  • @watson5685
    @watson5685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I think that if was a burglar I would move things just slightly to the left or to the right just to mess with them

    • @meirwaxman350
      @meirwaxman350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or invent a set of silent powertools and adjust walls and doorways in the middle of the night. Do it to the same person for years until they stay up to see what is going on. When they do, leave for years, leaving them with an insane-sounding story that they know is right, but nobody believes it. Eventually, they start to doubt that it even happened. Then, when they have a lot of guests over, rearrange the entire floorplan right after the guests leave, and leave them alone forever.

    • @raijoukonishi9868
      @raijoukonishi9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Flufferwings Who hurt you bro

    • @Akuma_Homura
      @Akuma_Homura 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      God damn

    • @ΔεσποιναΚατσακα
      @ΔεσποιναΚατσακα 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meirwaxman350 Ok Satan.

    • @ongoingmender2080
      @ongoingmender2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meirwaxman350 r/madderlads

  • @giginapolereyes8076
    @giginapolereyes8076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If Damien won't do it, it's your destiny now, Zack. You must say "My knack is Zack" in the intro sequence, otherwise the universe shall remain in peril.

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    0:20 This must truly be a gamer if he is willing to own an entire library of PS2 games

    • @Mark-uk8wz
      @Mark-uk8wz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      With current gem consoles the library would be 3 since they run out of storage after 3 games lmao

    • @acelfuji
      @acelfuji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi chiaki

    • @connorgibbs6077
      @connorgibbs6077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd just do it for the pussy that one would gain with such a library

    • @OcelotHDEdition
      @OcelotHDEdition 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      man i wish i could say the same
      when i was a kid i used to have loads of retro consoles/games but my mother sold them

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@connorgibbs6077 If he had Monster Rancher 2, I've give him some...

  • @elemental2738
    @elemental2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love how emkay just has his own subreddit

    • @conormurphy8145
      @conormurphy8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Since when is emkay male

    • @elemental2738
      @elemental2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conormurphy8145 oh were they not? I didn’t know if that was the case.

    • @conormurphy8145
      @conormurphy8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elemental2738 yeah there is a lot of people in it

    • @elemental2738
      @elemental2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@conormurphy8145 ooh ok

    • @soup-flavored-soup6613
      @soup-flavored-soup6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean zach?

  • @bengt1881
    @bengt1881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The cargo socks has a picture of socks and flip-flops.
    I am suing them right this instant for emotional trauma and cause of PTSD

  • @manbog7011
    @manbog7011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    804 is my area code, time to go through the phone book until i find the person at 6:57 -ish

    • @bigbyrome
      @bigbyrome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pee you are a true mad lad

    • @John_the_Paul
      @John_the_Paul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did it work?

    • @dava8058
      @dava8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo, did it work?

    • @Husslz
      @Husslz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're from Virginia?

    • @sadcrab9125
      @sadcrab9125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! Its not me, but I'd love to find them too

  • @lisamcmullen77
    @lisamcmullen77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kids: *_sad because they have school_*
    Me: *_sad because Damien is gone_*

    • @diceonvenus
      @diceonvenus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damien is gone?

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Pretty sure the "sacrifice the weakest to Satan" is in this channel's vids every 3 days

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you watch all the videos you realize that damien does all the memes etc and then sometimes the same day they release a video where zach does all the same exact ones but ofc they react a little differently to them but its really boring to see the same thing twice every day! idk who's giving them the things to react to, who's editing and then posting without noticing this but they need to do a better job!

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@supposedly1-2 I honestly am surprised I sat through a video with Zach in it for that long.
      I'd rather have less of the videos and less the same thing than have his stale version of damien's humor.

    • @civilcivic44
      @civilcivic44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did that 20 minutes ago

  • @killsux3473
    @killsux3473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    How’s a going everyone : zach
    What’s up guys : Damien

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lexi: Hey beautiful britches welcome to emkay

  • @tazman1295
    @tazman1295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:39 omg I thought it was you and I finally know. I was such a big fan of those vids. Good times, good times.

  • @aldeambarasakti
    @aldeambarasakti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I heard about the marine and his rucksack. Apparently, he had a concussion and when the team tell them to get medevac, he said "no no let the enemy think that we blew up and ambush them" even more madlady

  • @elfish7623
    @elfish7623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The Definition of Wet is when water molecules stick to other molecules. So when you put water onto more water, The water molecules stick to other water molecules. So It fits the description of wet. Therefore, Is water wet. YES. (Thx for likes😊

    • @whiteface513abandonedchann8
      @whiteface513abandonedchann8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is not the definition of wet and they don't stick together. If you add water to water, it's not like you have water over that water, it's just more water. Water isn't fucking wet

    • @RinRin-pp6oy
      @RinRin-pp6oy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hate this fucking family this is the lowest point of my life so far - wondering wether water is wet or not at 3 am

    • @bradleyprimeau8663
      @bradleyprimeau8663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@RinRin-pp6oy the definition of wet is "covered or saturated with water or another liquid" since a water molecule can only hold 1 molecule of water, and all ways does so, it is always saturated with water, meaning water is wet on a molecular level, as opposed to all other things, which are molecularly dry. Plus any layer of water molecules that is the very top of a body of water would be considered covered by water, therefore the majority of water is wet on a macro level as well.

    • @RinRin-pp6oy
      @RinRin-pp6oy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bradleyprimeau8663 LITERALLY THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One molecule of water isn't though, because there isn't any water sticking to it. Its like asking 'is wood wet?' It can be, but it can also be dry.

  • @marmooz
    @marmooz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:45 I can recognise the flatness of the back of Carson’s head anywhere

  • @del3740
    @del3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    GUYS DONT DO “FEELING LUCKY” USING BLACKED ON GOOGLE PLEASE DON-
    *wait a second. You probably didn’t listen. Too bad you have to delete your history now*

    • @springtrapsmolbunehforlife3928
      @springtrapsmolbunehforlife3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Brave of you to assume i didn't need to delete my history anyhow*

    • @paddlesaddlelad1881
      @paddlesaddlelad1881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *what would happen if i do? do i get porn?*

    • @queend9604
      @queend9604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paddlesaddlelad1881 yes

    • @einejunge2647
      @einejunge2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Onyx thank u for warning me

    • @queend9604
      @queend9604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@einejunge2647 your welcome

  • @CharismaAt-1
    @CharismaAt-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:05 parents come home and see the urn
    You: I had to I just had to
    As you parents see the gun and the unevenly cut pie they realize what happened
    Your dad goes to you and hugs you
    Dad: she can’t hurt you anymore

  • @ishashka
    @ishashka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've heard people say it's actually healthier to eat ice cream in the winter because the temperature difference is smaller.

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    5:15 you could easily win this argument by saying "Water makes solids wet, not liquids."

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes. water is not wet!

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Water can make gasses wet...... sort of.... I guess water vapor in the air is still just making solids wet. NVM you're right and I killed my own arguement.

    • @dylanlanglois4114
      @dylanlanglois4114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the definition of wet is when water molecules are clingy onto other molecules and there for water molecules cling together to form water so therefor water is wet by definition end of discussion.
      now shut up

    • @kylester0055
      @kylester0055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XinstantX clinging* therefore*

    • @President_Starscream
      @President_Starscream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dylanlanglois4114 "covered or saturated with water or another liquid."
      Just dropping that off, make of it what you like.

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    What should 4 friends do when they get together? Praise Lord Starscream, of course!

    • @justdplmao8749
      @justdplmao8749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Lord” Starscream? This is bad comedy!

    • @irrdnt
      @irrdnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Lord" Starscream? This is bad comedy!

    • @JoseRamos-zu2kq
      @JoseRamos-zu2kq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Lord" starscream? This is bad comedy!

    • @StellarCrackhead42
      @StellarCrackhead42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Lord" Starscream? This is bad comedy!
      Even Soundwave could be a better lord than you~

  • @GarThankYall
    @GarThankYall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:16
    I’m a total Skyrim and fantasy geek so this is blessed also dark souls

  • @arminc4658
    @arminc4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    9:32 am I the only one who is deeply disturbed by the fact that he reffered to Nero Forte as Chop Suey!

  • @sakinou7411
    @sakinou7411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “And also, nice”
    The absolute madman right here

  • @hip2besquare632
    @hip2besquare632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    water is moist

  • @wellfucc3104
    @wellfucc3104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:05 it seems like death has just started an accelerated rate for her

  • @artysocial
    @artysocial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:30 Someone did that at my local shopping center on two of the display Ipads. It's still there, even after possibly a month of it sitting there and hundreds of people walking past it.

  • @loganfriend8018
    @loganfriend8018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:35
    it reminded me of this quote:
    if i had a nickel for every time i was doomed by a puppet, i would have 2 nickels. it isn't much, but it's weird it happened twice

  • @snoopy_wwiflyin
    @snoopy_wwiflyin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:52 Ok, can we just say what a absolute legend the guy with a meme Shaggy profile picture is? Truly epic.

  • @AtAchilles
    @AtAchilles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Water is not wet to say someone is wet is to imply it was dry to begin with, edited my post and lost the emkay ❤️ now my heart is broken

    • @AtAchilles
      @AtAchilles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a ❤️!!!! I love the channel and the content and I love yoUUUU TY FOR THE ❤️

    • @sneety
      @sneety 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My last name is Taylor...... BROTHER IS THAT YOU?!!!!

    • @notcatisa
      @notcatisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You claim that water is not wet, therefore you claim it is dry..

    • @AtAchilles
      @AtAchilles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mycatisabird water is not dry nor wet it is simply in its own liquid state

    • @AtAchilles
      @AtAchilles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to edit my post and lost the emkay ❤️

  • @curtisleblanc5897
    @curtisleblanc5897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:47
    Me: STOP THIS MA-
    Mad lad: "No one can stop me."
    Me: GOOD LORD! *makes sign of the Cross*

  • @Jitdifferent
    @Jitdifferent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Give me this man’s business card.
    5:52
    *_FOR A FRIEND OF COURSE!_*

  • @shutupconner8372
    @shutupconner8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:23 HOLY CRAP THATS MY POST!

    • @dizzy3550
      @dizzy3550 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no way

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAAAA A FELLOW OP! I was the first post :D

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I shall treasure this moment

    • @icedragon_2592
      @icedragon_2592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh ok boomer

    • @SlashJaye
      @SlashJaye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      epic

  • @jordanteague7347
    @jordanteague7347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:03 granny looks proud of herself!

  • @antuber
    @antuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:43 YEESSSS, MY POST IS IN ANOTHER EMKAY VIDEO

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOO SAME SIS

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I shall treasure this

  • @shutuptravis5609
    @shutuptravis5609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Guys we need to come up with a “my namien is Damien” equivalent for zach

  • @starhalanonim2859
    @starhalanonim2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:30 LITERALLY the same thing happened in my school.

  • @josif9479
    @josif9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy fuck I kept thinking that you and damien were the same person, sameish voice, sameish attitude, but I never had evidence, but now I'm overjoyed. Watched the Meme Team years ago, happy to see atleast some of them are still making content.

  • @infiniteplanes5775
    @infiniteplanes5775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...Why are they even selling ice cream in winter?"
    "Because there are people like you who will buy them presumably"

  • @boon5577
    @boon5577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    After you drink the "shampoo", you have to smack your lips, sigh, look at the bottle, and say, "fine year that was."

    • @kurlyfryz
      @kurlyfryz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Immortal til proven dead, I see

    • @personallynot
      @personallynot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_slurp_*

  • @Pablo-fk3tn
    @Pablo-fk3tn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:04
    Granny got run over by a rain deer plays in the background

  • @bradleycastro2783
    @bradleycastro2783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I got an add for About.google.stories I was about to skip it but for whatever reason, I watched it all the way through. I felt as if it could be passed off as a better youtube rewind than the last two years.

    • @anomynouspanda6508
      @anomynouspanda6508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bradley castro,I did too

    • @shannalese
      @shannalese 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I just ended up watching the entire thing. It wasn't half bad.

  • @bezprymschrodinger1319
    @bezprymschrodinger1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:32
    Me and one of my classmates: There is another

  • @devondonovan669
    @devondonovan669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:48 the poor tankette getting ganged up on by Black Princes'

  • @jotarokujo9505
    @jotarokujo9505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    By definition for something to be wet it has to have H2O molecules clinging to it and H2O is clinging to itself so by definition water is wet

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you spell H2O

    • @jotarokujo9505
      @jotarokujo9505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or water or one hydrogen partial and two oxygen

    • @chromberries7329
      @chromberries7329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cono Dioda by definition a liquid must be adhering to the surface of a solid for it to be wet, and water is not a solid.

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chromberries シ Yee
      Water can be a solid that can be wet

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cono Dioda
      No it’s Dihydrogen Monoxide
      That’s two hydrogen and one oxygen

  • @TheWetOwl
    @TheWetOwl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know what’s madlad? How the editor had the madlads top posts offcenter

  • @ratradical25fan81
    @ratradical25fan81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:04
    “Oh well I don’t like the crust”

  • @MonoHasJono
    @MonoHasJono ปีที่แล้ว

    12:54 I know this vid is three years old, but man.. this got me tearing up bro, I remember watching those videos 😭

  • @cursedkomaeda4195
    @cursedkomaeda4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dear Emkay,
    Im sueing you for 1 hot chocolate because you made me laugh so fucking hard that i spit out my hot chocolate.
    -Dank Memes

  • @2bifox155
    @2bifox155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:12 he has the power of god and anime on his side (reeeeee)

  • @sovietunion8087
    @sovietunion8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4045

    Now u don't know how I got these likes

    • @sprikitik4936
      @sprikitik4936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Cyka Blyat

    • @HufflepuffShortie
      @HufflepuffShortie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Tangy

    • @adee3235
      @adee3235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@sprikitik4936 haha funny you said russian curse word to soviet union man haha funny-
      No. Shut up. It's *not* funny.

    • @gatchasanders211
      @gatchasanders211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      And *share* it with your friends
      Communism joke

    • @Talia8pie
      @Talia8pie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yea, shampoo has a really tangy taste to it compared to yogurt. Also you can pretend you have rabies later, on the airplane, in midair.

  • @nicholasali3566
    @nicholasali3566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I had a Wendy’s Frosty last night. It’s totally fine to eat ice cream during winter

    • @Cardez99
      @Cardez99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very true

    • @thebhris9707
      @thebhris9707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daddy makes homemade ice cream alooot its stickyy

    • @GloomingSpider
      @GloomingSpider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thebhris9707....

  • @damion7859
    @damion7859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Y’know
    I’ve never heard Damion ever say “sans undertale” and I feel like if I ever did I’d start screaming

  • @hemanthaddala9939
    @hemanthaddala9939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:20 you really murdered that name there

  • @Gexrrfr
    @Gexrrfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Blacked isn’t a bad site I swear

  • @radakai
    @radakai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where I live you can’t exactly eat ice cream when there’s no snow because, well.... there’s never a time there’s no snow

  • @esmemii584
    @esmemii584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:52 i saw that comment before this video it’s on a James Veitch video when he was replying to scammers

  • @yestoo377
    @yestoo377 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have no idea why, but the intro was so good, I felt shivers

  • @Niceboi
    @Niceboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the people at Emkay have earned more respect from me than i give my family.

  • @thatautisticbrony7847
    @thatautisticbrony7847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just realized that this is the guy who played with breezy on g-mod, why did it take so long!

  • @spotless101
    @spotless101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Not Even Morgz:
    Emkay: 👌🏻
    Hahaha Now you have to gimme a cookie cause I caught ur neck

  • @muhammad_ghanar3459
    @muhammad_ghanar3459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:11 Pope : i have the power of god and anime on my side

  • @FNAFfan001
    @FNAFfan001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: Can we have a Tiger?
    Mom: No we have Tiger at home.
    Tiger at home: 9:23

    • @WailingFriend
      @WailingFriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he's still a good boy.

  • @unknownstarx
    @unknownstarx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:50
    We have smartboards in our classrooms and they don’t open unless a teacher’s flash drive plugged in.
    First we found a way to make it stay open even after teacher plugged the flash drive out. But in the next lesson the other teacher wouldn’t let it stay open and close it.
    So we would open this black screen on TH-cam and turn off the touchscreen until the next class.
    Worked long enough...

  • @gr1m720
    @gr1m720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:04i was drinking my tea and near.y spit it out,
    Also probably shouldnt be drinking tea as im in australia....
    But all to thier own

  • @voltsiano116
    @voltsiano116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:04
    That is a woman who has stared death in the face and laughed.

  • @madmouse1016
    @madmouse1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:35
    must I even explain anymore why Dunkin's is better than Starbucks? XD

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Sir, no liquids are allowed on the- OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

  • @afnzz
    @afnzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:47 that guy is eating an icecream with a "FALL" written on the cone, meaning he should've ate the ice cream on fall season. But he ate the ice cream on winter.

  • @logplease3856
    @logplease3856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you pour liquid water on ice you've gotten water wet

  • @Thundersucs
    @Thundersucs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The fact his name is Kyle he’s already messed something up by existing

  • @dylanlanglois4114
    @dylanlanglois4114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:12 the definition of wet is when water molecules are clingy onto other molecules and there for water molecules cling together to form water so therefor water is wet by definition end of discussion.

    • @esperlemon
      @esperlemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *OTHER* molecules.

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dihydrogen Monoxide = H2O
      2 hydrogen atoms bonded with one oxygen atom
      This is water

    • @esperlemon
      @esperlemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hexbrennisteinn that makes up a water molecule

    • @hexbrennisteinn
      @hexbrennisteinn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheArtisticLemonYT I know what it makes

    • @esperlemon
      @esperlemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hexbrennisteinn I know. Dont know why I wrote that ._.

  • @solidseagull4062
    @solidseagull4062 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, hear me out. Any amount of water that is composed of more than one water molecule is wet. It's wet because all water molecules will have at least one water molecule near it, thus making it wet. Therefore, water is wet. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

  • @hockeyhacker97
    @hockeyhacker97 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:54... Not only is it not weird it is actually quite common. Working in retail for about 8 years, when I worked in a gas station I sold a lot more ice cream in the winter then in the summer, and I would find myself more likely to pick up a DQ after work when it was a snowy day rather then a hot day, it's more common then you would think (In the summer we averaged about 20 ice cream sold a week while in the winter it was closer to 80 a week and that was in Colorado where there is actually winter, not some place where it doesn't snow)

  • @leekuanlewis8926
    @leekuanlewis8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    No wonder I like hearing his voice so much, I'm an idiot. It's pothead how I doing dude😂😂

    • @str7523
      @str7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leekuan lewis wait he said is name is zach not Damien 🤔🤔

  • @imbroccoli6179
    @imbroccoli6179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That "What's stigma?" part actually made me laugh

  • @lorulewarrior7239
    @lorulewarrior7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    12:20 The best part about this is that LilKirbs DIDN’T win, he got second place
    And then he went for the record after the contest was over

    • @god5926
      @god5926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lorule Warrior th-cam.com/video/af3k_NpvUcw/w-d-xo.html

  • @theanigamer9
    @theanigamer9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Emkay and P.M. Seymour collab where they’re reading off Tumblr and Reddit posts and just both laughing their butts off from what the other reads, taking turns to see who’s got the funniest, weirdest, and most wholesome stuff between Tumblr and Reddit.

  • @kirakelvinart2169
    @kirakelvinart2169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man in the bear suit: my plan shall work smoothly if it not ruined by you meddling kids

  • @8rayd3n
    @8rayd3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Didnt you already upload this?

    • @UltriVhalis
      @UltriVhalis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I saw this video on Damien Lee Emkay IS STEALING CONTENT

    • @alisang364
      @alisang364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@UltriVhalis thats him tho
      you cant woooosh me i have a pass

    • @Logomachy
      @Logomachy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m.th-cam.com/video/q1xYjQsLQ-A/w-d-xo.html

    • @alisang364
      @alisang364 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FizzyFusion i left it at home

    • @loserchips1112
      @loserchips1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Logomachy I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT

  • @Jay-pc2cc
    @Jay-pc2cc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:46 you didn’t read the picture things, i have no clue what made him a mad lad :( also the post after that

  • @TemLightKiBlade
    @TemLightKiBlade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who works in a grocery store's frozen department and has to fill the ice cream still twice a day, no it is not weird.

  • @diamondtk287vxcedition6
    @diamondtk287vxcedition6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:00
    Actually did this once but not an airport
    Went to a friend's house to prank him becuz I love doing it and it's funny
    I came while holding a conditioner bottle thats filled with strawberry yogurt, saying he should smell it.
    And i said it was conditioner that smelled like strawberries and I had him smell it for proof.
    Then after half the time I was in his house I grabed my "Strawberry conditioner" opned the lid and drank it.
    He was terrified..

  • @ravengray3095
    @ravengray3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:48 so fun fact, America eats the most ice cream per capita in the world and in America, Alaska eats the most ice cream, and more ice cream is eaten in the winter than any other season (specifically August and July) so no, it’s not unusual to eat ice cream when it’s cold out