Not me. I haven't even played it yet and I feel like my Christmas is complete now. Thank you Tim Dillon for being a beacon of sanity in an insane world.
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Tim is on a roll! As we listen to this, he is currently strapped in the metaverse with feeding tubes of liquified poke bowls and Texas bbq going down his throat while buying digital real estate next to Gary Vee.
Tim pointing out that he loves the ice cream turning different colors because of the m&ms and Ben quickly agreeing and then Tim telling him to shut up and read the article is a Classic moment.
Mr. Tim Dillon, I doubt if you’ll ever read this, but you and Ben always find a way to cheer me up even on my worst days👍 Keep it up and keep touring because seeing you live is on my bucket list!
I'm more worried about Ray's grocery list and the lack of a single fruit or vegetable on it than his covid diagnosis. He's going to be the first person that had covid but died of scurvy.
“Another year I didn’t give or receive any presents… I won… isn’t that winning?” That’s been me for the past 5 years. Pretty fun stage of my life. Cheers, Tim.
i've been giving myself presents for years, infact i tell people 'my present to you is to not get me something, just get yourself something and i'll get myself something'
Good timing, I was just about to choke out my children in frustration because they won't go to sleep, but I guess I'll just listen to ol' Timbo instead. Thanks for saving my children's lives!
I bet it went down like this: Dino comes downstairs christmas morning and his mom is making breakfast, but she can't get a jar open. She asks Dino to open it but he can't. His dad laughs and opens the jar himself and says "Ha! Maybe you should work out more". And then Dino starts blasting away.
I literally just tested positive for Covid and started drinking pedialite and this podcast came u lol. Anyway, thank you for the free content, I only have TH-cam at the moment where I’m at I’m bored out of my mind 👍
Yes, vitamin D, zinc lozenges, melatonin, and vitamin c. It was so weird, I woke up fine and then started getting back pain. Not many symptoms at all, I feel like their just spraying this stuff on us or something
I too almost cut my life short, desperate to hear from Tim. I threatened Tim with my life and several others, and there was a new episode the next day. But that's just life in the big city!
Ray’s covid grocery list kills me, hope it keeps his spirits up…during a cold. The horror of this Christmas made me consider never seeing folks again. Then episode saved me.
I cannot wait for all my vaccinated friends and family to get it so we can move on. At that point they can't care I had covid before the vaccine and don't see the point?
"On long island, when people say they're not violent, that means they're incredibly violent" Incredibly accurate, it ALWAYS ends with "buts he's not violent....he's a good kid"
19:00 "Comedy is no longer about being funny, it's about having people go 'yeah, you're right about that.'" Hit the nail on the head Tim, you're right.
I had H1N1 in 2009, a real flu by the way, and my life was literally ordering ten sets of sheets on Amazon to deal with my 40° fever sweats and Pedialyte to rehydrate me. It felt like my bones were being snapped one by one. I had Covid and it was just being sick.
I imagine Ray dying at Tim's house & out of his bloated belly explodes some alien parasites that take over the Earth. Lucie then ascends the throne as queen empress.
dont look up is decent. mainstream critics are largely panning it bc it takes direct aim at their typical toothless and inane coverage of certain events while intentionally neglecting others
@@mayhem2288 I mean other than her boring ass acting, and lack of emotional range.. I guess she was okay..🤷🏽♂️ I’m also just sick of her real life pseudo feminist bullshit. She just constantly uses her gender for pity and actually does nothing for other women other than being a “role model”
Tim Dillon is the only juror holding up Ghislaine’s case
Sometimes it just takes one.. to do the right thing
haha dude amazing comment
doing gods work
We wish her well
The only woman taking vulnerable girls off the cold rough streets.
The first fifteen minutes sounds like Tim belittling Ben and calling him a liar, but it’s really just Tim’s way of saying “I missed you, Ben.”
ok ben
💯
So true lol
Aww...Ben...
no its his way of downplaying the way he flaked on us for the past couple weeks...
Ray will be the true litmus test on how deadly omicron is.
LOL
A large cannery in the coal mine, that culdnt fly
😂
Ray “Co-morbidity” Kump
If he lives it's a hoax
I get Ray's strategy, he's gonna destroy his body before Covid can, Scorched earth style, Respect...
He’s taking Ivermectin, Monoclonal Antibodies, and gravy.
It’s like the soldier who pulls the pin in the grenade as the Vietcong assault his dying body
Did Ray learn this in the marines?🧐
@@gijoey5912 all intravenously
Stavros?
The rush of calm as I get this notification.
Not me. I haven't even played it yet and I feel like my Christmas is complete now. Thank you Tim Dillon for being a beacon of sanity in an insane world.
*serotonin*
This made me laff
Always confirms that there is a god
Tim’s calm?
"Joe Rogan's Qanon witch nurse'. Barely 10 minutes in and it's already classic Tim.
“Just because I look at you doesn’t mean I want you to talk.” 😭😭 The best episodes start off with Tim being bitchy to Ben.
Like a husband yelling to his wife. Lmao
😂ikr?!😂 but he's right 👍🏾 ben (who won't confess to playin up his c19 exposure) grew up in a chicken coup... tim is tha star ⭐
thank you for good comment content, I had missed that joke bc was laughing already :) timestamp is about 1:20....."please stop" hahahaha
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind huh?
“Sarah Silverman apologizing to random people about saying the n word back in 2004” got me dead
The Great Silverman doesn't even know Tim's alive / th-cam.com/video/ULdjhYz-x1Q/w-d-xo.html
@@duke9555 "the great" lol
The studio looks great!
Truly stunning.
why the hell dont we get video??
@@Che1seabluesdrogba11 I care less and less about this show every week, it’s in my audio only file with all the other metaphysical sleep aids
Apparently its too hard to setup a camera. Even though we all have one in our pockets.
@@BigD365 ye I’d rather watch secret Santa than listen to full send
lmao around 30:00 when Ben tries to make a Matrix reference but Tim doesn't let it slide 😂😂
😂😂😂
Tim is on a roll! As we listen to this, he is currently strapped in the metaverse with feeding tubes of liquified poke bowls and Texas bbq going down his throat while buying digital real estate next to Gary Vee.
🤣 Tim's living his best life. Hes just ahead of the curve. Pigs are highly intelligent, but you know this all obviously. 🍻
Life in the big city!
Kindness is delicious.
Gary Busey*
Magic Spoon
Tim not having the balls to say one bad thing about Austin in front of rogan is the first time I realized money has changed him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoo
@@chillywonka25 I was so waiting for him to go on a rant.
" Austin has SOME good food "
@Michael G yea he did
The world would be such a dull place without Tim Dillon spitting fire on it. 😂
The world is very dull with audio only tim. It’s the gayest move thus far
Hes spitting gasoline on a burning world
Tim: comedy isn't about being funny anymore its about people going 'yeah you're right about that
Me: yeah you're right about that
Carlin
So fitting for Rays last meal to be none other than mac n cheese. Godspeed brother
No, he should honor Gottscheer cuisine with his last meal
Mountain Dew to wash it down as in tradition !
To be fair, KFC mac n cheese and a screaming cold diet coke would prob be my death row meal
If Tim was a real friend he would surprise ray with a tray of britkin
omicron 'n' cheese is the way to go
Tim pointing out that he loves the ice cream turning different colors because of the m&ms and Ben quickly agreeing and then Tim telling him to shut up and read the article is a Classic moment.
Mr. Tim Dillon,
I doubt if you’ll ever read this, but you and Ben always find a way to cheer me up even on my worst days👍 Keep it up and keep touring because seeing you live is on my bucket list!
Same!
@Rose Anne Boushard how tight are we talking
@@STEPHEN117100 😆
👋🏾 i agree...
stop oversharing
I pissed myself when Tim said Dino ate magic spoon on Christmas morning.
this part has now been edited , that magic spoon bit has Dino cut out of it
Free Dino. He's not a physical guy. Always been a real patriot. He didn't serve but he's got the heart of a veteran.
I'm more worried about Ray's grocery list and the lack of a single fruit or vegetable on it than his covid diagnosis. He's going to be the first person that had covid but died of scurvy.
The fact this hilarious comment doesn't have a ton of likes proves we are at the middle of the end of an empire.
Canned tomato sauce is almost a fruit .
***Jarred
“Another year I didn’t give or receive any presents…
I won… isn’t that winning?”
That’s been me for the past 5 years. Pretty fun stage of my life. Cheers, Tim.
Merry christmas mate
My mom gave presents to my wife and son for christmas.... I got squat again
I got a bottle of xanax..yea✌🏼❤🤣
i've been giving myself presents for years, infact i tell people 'my present to you is to not get me something, just get yourself something and i'll get myself something'
Get and receive mean the same thing guys. But yeah...
Dino to his parents:
“You should’ve kept ya mouth shut”
That was such a good episode
@@DomT0311
One of the best. But hey…
Life in the big city.
Can we all agree that the ‘just because I looked at you doesn’t mean I want you to talk’ needs to be a t-shirt from this podcast?
After Tom Dillon shredded my sense of self respect and crushed my hope for the future, Better Help was there.
Tom tends to do that
Tom Dillon is my favorite podcaster from an alternate universe.
Perhaps the Metaverse.
@@willrowe6088 😀
Tom and his producer Ben Savory are awesome
Thomas Lee Dillon was a serial killer who hunted/shot fat hunters in Ohio
Audio only episodes are always bangers
100%
101%
Um, all of these are always bangers
*Thank you Mr. Dillon for being so vocal about China*
Tonight.. you
Tim, I’m sorry you had to broadcast this from horrible horrible Austin. I’m praying for your quick recovery
Ben: I don't wanna chase rabbits looking for Pedialyte to cure COVID.
Good timing, I was just about to choke out my children in frustration because they won't go to sleep, but I guess I'll just listen to ol' Timbo instead. Thanks for saving my children's lives!
Ben sounds so sassy, snarky, and pest like in this episode. I love it.
I absolutely love coming home from work and just decompressing to this podcast
"Chasing rabbits" is a real expression! It means pursuing red herrings or other distractions.
Ok Ben's wife!
Bless
Everybody’s heart stopped a little bit when we heard Ray has Covid.
Only because they got their boosters though
@@here7036 dang 😂
I bet it went down like this: Dino comes downstairs christmas morning and his mom is making breakfast, but she can't get a jar open. She asks Dino to open it but he can't. His dad laughs and opens the jar himself and says "Ha! Maybe you should work out more". And then Dino starts blasting away.
Honestly, on trenbolone sandwiches...this is actually entirely plausible.
Was literally thinking “i wonder if tim dillon posted a podcast” refreshed my feed and boom first thing there
46:45 I died laughing at that part, caught me off guard idk why 😂
Never expected to see you here lol. Hope you're doing well and enjoying the Pig.
The legend speaks
Wishing for speedy recovery of Ray n his Gf. You r a great friend Tim. Happy holidays
👏🏾agreed
Gay
Too wholesome, PTA wrote this.
@@triton62674 Am not American. So I don't know what PTA stands for. Can u let me know? Take care
I literally just tested positive for Covid and started drinking pedialite and this podcast came u lol. Anyway, thank you for the free content, I only have TH-cam at the moment where I’m at I’m bored out of my mind 👍
Vitamin D
It's a good time as ever to join the Patreon gang. Help Tim reach $200k a month. He needs the money.
Yes, vitamin D, zinc lozenges, melatonin, and vitamin c. It was so weird, I woke up fine and then started getting back pain. Not many symptoms at all, I feel like their just spraying this stuff on us or something
Kump up the Volume.
Which vaccine did you take?
Tim's new studio is actually Rogan's red pill studio. He just went to Austin to pick it up
don't even joke about that.
Literally was ab to off myself, but the voice of this angel saved me.
Was wondering why last week had me in shambles, we are creatures of habit
I too almost cut my life short, desperate to hear from Tim. I threatened Tim with my life and several others, and there was a new episode the next day. But that's just life in the big city!
Call Dr Rogan. If Ray gets through this we can declare the pandemic over
Ivermectin worked for me.
If Zac Amico can survive it, Ray will get over it too, they gotta end this thing.
lotta judge-judy energy in this one, a real knife fight
Perfect timing. The edible has kicked in nicely. Was just gonna jack and go to sleep but this is even better
Pro tip: do both.
Honoring that family name.
We're worried about you Daniel.
@@TheEvdoggy 🇺🇸
Why not both?
Ray immediately catching covid after isolating for 2 years kills me. 😂
Hope it doesn’t do that for him.
I know, every day is a new irony of life.
I think it’s so so funny
25:50
That's when i nearly choked to death with a sip of water Tim, thanks for that.
Good stuff!
Ray’s covid grocery list kills me, hope it keeps his spirits up…during a cold. The horror of this Christmas made me consider never seeing folks again. Then episode saved me.
My favourite part of this episode was Tim eating on the mic.
Cumtown does the same thing, it's a terrible joke.
Being responsible for Ray's convelescence is the most appropriate punishment for your sin
LMFAO the way he just shut down Ben on that pedialyte comment 🤣
"When the Tren makes you trip, and you cap Mom & Pop with one clip...that's a Dino."
Best Christmas present yet!
Im one of those 2 year no COVID people. But not panicked. Just living my life, man 👍
gang gang
Me too also being heavily abusing drugs and alcohol the WHOLE TIME! AND WORKING
Me too but I just got it with no clot shot and only had a minor cold
Same
Right on baybeee! Fuck the world !
i was watching *ugh* the rogan episode waiting for this. thanks for uploading Tim
Tim: More than an Equinox
Ben: **immediately** Yes.
This dude is truly an epic person and should be on top 5 of funniest people alive
Tim's metaverse studio is being renovated
Very excited to see you guys in the new studio!!
"I don't know what you cooked up with that witch before I got there" 😂
Love that ben got tim a book to identify spiders lmfao
I always love Timmy D, but I straight lost it at DINOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂
When tim talks ab Long Island(me being someone from LI) it’s so accurate everytime no matter how crazy it sounds 😂
Calling him out on using the phrase
“Chase rabbits” 😂
"Joe Rogan's QAnon witch doctor nurse..." Dying...
Awww Tim must've missed Ben. The bromance of the century
As a South African who enjoy Tim's comedy I barely ever know what he's on a about on his podcast most of the time
Tim with the fade out “riiiiight” while Ben is telling his COVID story. I hate these two 😂🤣🤣
This new studio is working out great dude.
I literally get my news from Tim, like I kinda hear about stuff but I wait for Tim to go in depth and really decipher it
Tim is a Christmas gift 🎁 🎄
“You’re making a matrix reference….” Why?” 💀💀I’m fucking dying
Sitting in Long Island right now listening to this after a long xmas family weekend. Hilarious and true facts #blessed
Grandma got run over by a rain deer was my favorite Xmas song as a child!!
Went two years strong without COVID. Just got it. This is definitely the wave and the time to get it. Super mild symptoms. Still sucks.
Yup fever, chills, cough, out of breath, but if I didn't know about covid I would have thought bad cold 🥶
I cannot wait for all my vaccinated friends and family to get it so we can move on. At that point they can't care I had covid before the vaccine and don't see the point?
The fact I can’t see the joy Tim has when he sees the the m&ms running into the ice cream will forever haunt me
A newTim Dillon podcast is like finding another present under the tree three days after Christmas !
yes r yes ?
"On long island, when people say they're not violent, that means they're incredibly violent"
Incredibly accurate, it ALWAYS ends with "buts he's not violent....he's a good kid"
I loved "Don't Look Up!" Took me a minute to realize how funny it was. I laughed at the end of credit premise too.
It was cringe but had some good jokes
19:00 "Comedy is no longer about being funny, it's about having people go 'yeah, you're right about that.'" Hit the nail on the head Tim, you're right.
I’m with Tim. Poor Dino didn’t inflict that carnage on his parents in a fit of roid rage! T’was..the Mossad 😶
Happy 2021 Timmy and Ben!! Looking forward to 2022 with you guys!
I had H1N1 in 2009, a real flu by the way, and my life was literally ordering ten sets of sheets on Amazon to deal with my 40° fever sweats and Pedialyte to rehydrate me. It felt like my bones were being snapped one by one. I had Covid and it was just being sick.
Stay away from me
@@jameswarner8038 But you're so dreamy.
I am having such a bad morning and thankfully I missed the pod yesterday because I really need a pick me up today. Thanks Tim!
“Ray Kump…” woohoo, he’s on! “… has Covid.” Well fuck!
💯
Bruh I'm going to hell... when Tim starts going DINOOO. I fucking died
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
This man drops the funniest shit I’ve heard all week EVERY WEEK
Merry Christmas Tim, if you're into that stuff. Thanks for the year of laughs.
15:25 Lovely rant about Adam McKay.
Ray is literally a neutrons star he weighs more than our entire galaxy
His gravitational force will kill Covid.
A barely positive pregnancy test is still positive. #TeamBen
You can still get Covid if you're vaxxed, you can't have a kid if you get an abortion, #DontGetTheJabGetAnAbortion
@@dgh6g33gf 😱 😂 😝
I imagine Ray dying at Tim's house & out of his bloated belly explodes some alien parasites that take over the Earth. Lucie then ascends the throne as queen empress.
dont look up is decent. mainstream critics are largely panning it bc it takes direct aim at their typical toothless and inane coverage of certain events while intentionally neglecting others
My issue with it is Jennifer Lawrence lbs
@@poopybody1469 I thought she looked normal and good … Was I trippin??
@@mayhem2288 I mean other than her boring ass acting, and lack of emotional range.. I guess she was okay..🤷🏽♂️
I’m also just sick of her real life pseudo feminist bullshit. She just constantly uses her gender for pity and actually does nothing for other women other than being a “role model”
Kump should be fine. He’s 10x vaccinated.
This is one of the best episodes yet,if not.the best.
"My garbage life" "keep your mouth shut" and "I love my family" are way better.
@@CoolAdam247 hey Cool Adam. I'm gay
my dopamine dealer finally answered the phone thank Christ
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer...fucking classic🤣🤣🤟
Prayers for Ray he’s gonna make it through 🙏
We have the money, we can rebuild him, make him stronger 💪🏼🤖
😞✊✌🍻
he's got mac and cheese and PB&J ray is fine
This is the best episode in a while
ray on covid stuck in timmys house is 100% how we need to start on jan 1st.
This is one of Tim's best podcast episodes of all time.
The best one of all time is called “how to be popular”