Altrive talking about how he has a bomb strapped to his chest at all times and he's going to explode, and the chat is spamming "wholesome". That's so wholesome.
its actually so funny seeing the other pov's of these games seeing how "intense" they are and then just going to your vids and youre asking to smoke a usb stick
Around the 17:00 mark he started playing battle cats music. At that time I was playing battle cats with the sound off while watching the video. I was so confused why the music was playing with the sound off.
8:58 rushed townhall 15 with level 12 and 13 walls. Defenses are all under leveled. Your only saving graces is that your storages are maxxed to your townhall and that you have the 6th builder
Chat, I need to make sure, did Altrive EVER post a video where he starts with "it's a monday" on a monday? Or are all mongy mondays mondayless on this channel?
Eminem once asked altrive for his autograph, but he responded with "find my pages"
And then they watched his favorite sugoi show, my hero academia
and when Deku showed up on the screen, they said "wow, it's like looking into a mirror"
and then they remembered his famous anti-perspirant joke and laughed
Then two people who were next to joker persona 5 were violently mauled by 17 pregnant hyenas
But just like Persona 5 it was fake my death and uh... wait, why can't I remember why I'm on this beach?
"It's Among Us Monday guys. You know what that means."
Me: "It's Tuesday"
Exactly, we have monday then among us monday
@@canadianquarter7961you could say this Monday is the imposter….
Altrive talking about how he has a bomb strapped to his chest at all times and he's going to explode, and the chat is spamming "wholesome".
That's so wholesome.
You made 2 comments with a lot of likes that kinda suspect
Which would you rather smoke: all of the pokemon or a billion lions?
I don’t even play Pokemon and the answer is obvious
a billion is a lot though
Tokemon sounds like it would give you a rush
Lions sounds like you'd be an addict after 3
om nom nom I'm hosting a cookout
all the pokemon would be 1 hell of a trip
its actually so funny seeing the other pov's of these games seeing how "intense" they are and then just going to your vids and youre asking to smoke a usb stick
18:41 I feel like altrive would unironically play the battle cats just to get the luffy cat
who wouldnt unironically play battle cats though, its peak
@@picklediamond real
I could watch a 30 minute video of Dash just talking about random things with his chat, it’s genuinly really entertaining
Me? An empath, someone uploaded.
Commenting again that it's very cute how Altrive refuses to call it Mongy Monday and he always speaks out the full Among Us Monday.
Everyone else: playing the game, having a meeting, talking it out.
Dash: We should try smoking baby powder
Around the 17:00 mark he started playing battle cats music. At that time I was playing battle cats with the sound off while watching the video. I was so confused why the music was playing with the sound off.
I was doing the same exact thing😭
8:58 rushed townhall 15 with level 12 and 13 walls. Defenses are all under leveled. Your only saving graces is that your storages are maxxed to your townhall and that you have the 6th builder
"It's Among Us Monday guys. You know what that means."
Yep, another pure nonsensical video to then understand the meaning of life! Dash is THAT good!
We would all have a better time if we heard your anti-perspirant joke
Thank you Future Trunks very cool
@@JusticeGivenForm One day, people will call you "The Drink"
@@LunarAbyss12 They call me the what? A beverage of sorts?
I’m so glad to know this joke is still funny so many years into the future
@@noriakikakyoin5745 we have shrines dedicated to it
I love how half of the time I watch Dash's videos I can just laugh while also saying "This is the most unfunny thing I've ever heard"
Dude, having a good time on among us is so wholesome, too bad you didn’t have a good time.
I love that at 19:15 Alpha's saying he thinks it's Colin but voted for the little plant people
altrive the mcrib is actually back this time
Favorite part is 10:24 where he realizes he made an absolutely awful joke and kinda shuns himself for it
9:07 can we publicly shame the editor for using that amalgamation of a deck?
Not the Minion Hoard E-Barbs Pekka…
evo pekka inferno tower minion horde ebarbs🤢
Can we publicly shame you for knowing enough about Clash Royale to know that that's a bad deck?
@@brendantw you need to play Clash Royale for 5 minutes to tell that’s a bad deck.
@@butter_0021 that's exactly what someone with 2763+ hours in the game would say
You can't smoke Advil because it is non-combustible; don't ask me how I know that.
Hey altrive let’s play fortnite
Yo both of us should play squads with him and jawsh I mean why would they say no they're really wholesome after all
it's not gonna happen hope
@@udpshi sure
@@jstar3382 if I believe I can achieve
@@Hope319 very inspiring
Going from watching the tactical alpharad mongus videos to
***this***
is surreal
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH MONGY TUESDAY
I have a wife and a 1st grader and amongus mondays is the only reason im still here
Oh, thats among us monday on tuesday. Thats gore of my comfort day
Maybe the real Mongy Monday was the friends we made along the way
“i feel like if you have a wife and you’re watching my content something is horribly wrong”
married man, can confirm
the reason you're not having a good time is because you're not in the promised land
21:50 I started tweaking when Altrive said my Name
Slithera thank you for the Persona 2 Boss battle theme
Yo altrive my mom called your mom, and we can have a sleepover, but my mom only has those healthy snacks
0:45 I have a disability and I genuinely cannot function without my meds, please don't
what if you could function even better by stealing more pharmaceuticals. what if you could become god
Skill issue
do you know what a joke is
26:00 "I'm back in the fucking building?!"
I will not stand for the clobbah gate keeping 😡
i love slop! sloppy slop slop
happy mongy [Tuesday] to all those who celebrate
but... but... it's not monday... this isn't very wholesome of you
nvm 30 seconds in the video this video is so wholesome
watchign altrive sober is fun but oham watching altrive drink is so much more fun
1:15 Rene Descartes
Altrive has become the most popular streamer among women on Facebook with this one simple trick!
(it's the minion hat)
9:45 - Dash is just so funny
0:02 FISH 🐟
This video gave me goosebumps…
altrive is super goated for playing ffxiv
I love Among Us!
In a completely platonic way, I swear!
17:19 YOOO!!! BATTLE CATS MUSIC!!!!
What a wholesome not-good time this is
Guys I'm chronically married
But it's not among us Monday today, it's among us Monday video today, and I love it
holy battle cats music
this is just like that one movie
Can’t believe altrive showed us that rushed coc
Just randomly seeing Homestuck in the chat, Activated neurons because I am mentally unwell.
Chat, I need to make sure, did Altrive EVER post a video where he starts with "it's a monday" on a monday? Or are all mongy mondays mondayless on this channel?
fellow libra ? I knew I liked him
Casual W for Pikmin 5
Very cool Altrive! 👍
my friends all play league and i live my among us life only through altrive videos
I’ve seen very few men with drip such as Altrive’s
But mister altrive, in allergic to amoxicillin, I can’t smoke it
The batte cats music makes forget that I’m watching an altrive plus video :)
17:30 BATTLE CAYS MUSIC??
when is the webfishing stream
MONGY MONDAY YIPPEEEEEEE
I now understand why he gets away with so much in these lobbies
Wow, it's like looking into a mirror.
is this guy using the battle cats music
I finish watching rick and morty and 15 mins later altrive tells me theres an anime (I genuinely just watched the last episode)
Among us time !
among us Monday life is good once more
This is a hit
17:06 yoooo battle cats music
pikmen 4 really said it was mnoday
the jokes in this video are almost as funny as his antiperspirant joke
This video is kinda epic ngl…..
Hey dash, has anyone ever told you you look like joker from persona five?
I started to be you and I have never lost
Hey Altrive, I unironically got in a car crash yesterday. Can you wish me a happy sigma?
battle cats music go hard
17:06 BATTLE CATS OST
THIS ISNT AMOUNG US MONDAY IT WAS POSTED TUESDAY
my pages. when will they be found.
Hey guys turn your ad blockers off, it’s not wholesome not giving Mr. Pikmin 5 free money
Normal mongy monday then?
what are y'all talking about it's Mongy Monday
21:53 SMASH
1:33 second time watching this and it's so funny
Boy its tuesday
glad to see toxic mmj fan as active as ever
0:32 p a r d o n,
Hey altrive great video
It’s Tuesday Dash…
I'm married and I watch this content
If "games are so easy nowadays" you should play Don't Starve Together.
among us, but its Tuesday again
:[
I LOVE AMONG US MONDAy
11:02 homestuck??
Among us youtooz
Altrive has the same birthday as my mom?
Nu, i share a bithday with him