Robber pulls out machete; Clerk pulls out sword
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
- These would-be robbers in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, probably didn't expect this to happen.
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“There’s always a bigger fish.”
Obi-wan?
@@Hi-zx4ml Qui-gon jinn
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Biggest uno reverse card moments in history.
This one should top the list. Or maybe not. 🔥😂
Biggest uno reverse card moments in history
Hmm how the fuck did I know there would be an uno reverse card comment SO FUCKING ORIGINAL
@@stevenc2514 509 likes says you're a doosh on the internet. Oops +1 from me.
Yes
Robber: * pulls out machete *
The Clerk: “That’s cute”
Lol.
Underrated comment
AHAHAHA
Kaguya love is war references?
lmaoooo
Man protecting his business and what he worked hard for. Respect.
When first boss meets player who completed all side quests first.
Man protected his business WITH what he worked hard for. That sword looks like a nerd's expensive toy LOL.
@88500990 true and he didnt really have a good grip, it was all show BUT IT WORKED
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“I use this one, to make them afraid.”
-Clerk with a sword
That's a badass line
Gау sех swоrd fіght
@@bryanhernandez1982 😳
Clerk be like why are u running
I'm scared to see the one he will use to attack with
Moral of the story:
Don't bring a machete to a sword fight
ImNotAStup1d wahahaa underrated
Machetes can be pretty badass, have you seen Machete? The movie?
Also that sword looked like it would break on the first hit, but if it was enough to scare a level 1 thief i guess is fine...
@@edwoden3568 true, but when the guy you thought was unarmed pulls out a sword with twice the reach as yours, you don't stick around long enough to get a good look.
@@edwoden3568 na bro Machetes are gardening tools. Thats why they don't have guards and are not that long. Fighting that Scimitar would put him in a massive disadvantage. It was smart to run.
Robber: *Pulls out a machete*
Clerk: “Wrong neighbourhood!” *pulls out sword*
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Silence e u r o p e a n
The robber *pulls out gun*
The clerk *oh shit*
Robber: *Comes back with a gun*
Clerk: "So you wanted more pain" *pulls out machine gun*
Something straight out of gta
Thief: "I have a machete"
Store clerk: "Finally a worthy opponent!"
Their battle was indeed legendary
@@InitiallyleoIt wasn’t even a battle bro dipped the second he pulled out the sword 💀
That's not a knife......
This is a k......Sword!
The robber ran and kept his head, so the clerk wasn't able to get the Quickening.
@@alanguages "Hello pretty"
Robber: *pulls out machete*
Clerk: “Pick a god and start praying”
best. comment. Ever
Best one😂😂😂😂
Best original comment
Edit:not sarcastic
Underated comment sadly
LOL i seldom like but il give it to u for this one
Clerk: “That’s not a knife, THIS IS!”
Robber: [Confused screaming]
"Now that's a knife!"
- Crocodile Dundee
Came to the comment section looking for this quote - was not disappointed lol
I imagine him using the sword to eat his lunch or something *plays real fruit ninja*
D A Y U M B R O, O K
Bruh your profile pic is fucking epic. I have met one other person ever who knows that video. Lol
He wanted to find every excuse to pull out that sword. Saw how excited he was
Darth Celsius dude that made his day and I'm nothing but happy for him
The guy's a fucking legend
I bet he was laughing his ass off while he was chasing the robber
Hhhhhh..... you nailed ...you just preemted me in saying that
K P 😂
Oh yep, nailed it
Next time, he pulls out bazooka just incase robber pulls out gun.
Next he upgrade to a gunblade 😂 tq Final Fantasy 8 now we appreciate various kinds to choose from
Dummy grenade people can't tell the difference.
Robbers: pulls out Machete
Clerk: *oh dear..Your free trial of living has ended*
Lmaooooo most underrated comment!🤣😂🤣😂
*BINOD*
Stolen
@@SKY_7766 Still good though.
That one that the cashier pulled out is no sword that’s a cutlass😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂
everyday he brought a sword to work,everyday people laughed at him, who"s laughing now?
Lol
Hes laughing
We are still laughing watching the robbers run away that way🤣🤣
People will keep laughing, bc if someone comes in with a pistol, like the most robbers, the sword will be useless af
You can say that again, pal.
*This guy just pulled out the best uno reverse card.*
I would say this is better then this
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This is exactly why i keep a uno reverse card in my fravet jackets left paket
anime sucks
Lol
@@fos1451 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. That was a good one. Needed a good laugh . Thanks
Dude thought he was going to scare people with machete until the shopkeep pulls out a freaking scimitar
The robber disengaged like he wasn’t high enough level to challenge him.
Lol
You must be lvl Max a.k.a 200000000000 to challenge him.
He can kill in one hit and has super regen so even with hacks he can still get you.
He also has 10474 phases each get stronger with 700% buff in each phase. So yea ur done for
Me when i'm playing minecraft survival
The robber saw a red skull appear over the clerks head and knew he was outmatched
@@someweebkid9826 😂vengeance
Robber: *Pulls out Machete*
Clerk: "You picked the wrong house fool!"
It's not house it's a shop you should have said you picked the wrong shop fool
By the way you keep your likes if you edit your comment
@@39HD you care too much lmao
@@39HD r/wooosh
@@hightidekraken lol
0:20 When your level is too low for this area, even the merchant has a better weapon than you do
@@SnipSnip477 next thing we know he starts hacking and pulls a blue light saber
LAZEREO DUDE or an energy sword 🤣
@@robinkaczmarzyk5358 lmao.
When you try to rob a merchant who sells higher tier weapon
@@robinkaczmarzyk5358 lmao
That thief was probably like "What the fuck is happening?!"
Cashier: HE'S GOT A SWORD!
Store clerk: You idiot! We all have swords!!
“There is a 69% discount on the one that has got your blood mister”
The clerk: oh no! Anyway...
JAJAJ
I love the Aladdin reference!
You could say he was "one swing, ahead of the sword"
"You call *THAT* a knife?"
Pulls out machete.
This Clerk: "Pathetic"
(australian accent) Theets not a knoife, This ees.
@@MausOfTheHousebeat me to it
I see you've played knify spoony before.
Lol so true
@Bloby Gaming he makes a comeback with an rpg
Robber: * Pulls out machete *
Clerk: "Never should have come here"
Robber: why do I hear boss music?
@@dellythebeeflord6032 it’s a Skyrim reference I think
"curved blades"
I literally hear the voice in my head
Have you seen those clerks from hammerfell? they have curved swords. Curved! Swords!
The way the merchant brandishes the saber in front of the thief is simply glorious.
*_Robber pulls out his machete_*
The Clerk: *FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT!*
*Our battle will be legendary*
*Top 10 best anime battles*
@@vndlls haha lol
_OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!_
The Clerk: You have been taught well, but not well enough
Robber: *Pulls out a machete*
Clerk: Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Damn🤣🤣🤣
Second
When you found an item that you can only use in certain parts of the game
@@jjd3hner544 Are you addisons brother?
@@JustRndomWb nobody cares
Robber: This is a robbery!
Clerk: No. This is a massacre.
no, a decapitation.
A bloody one.
[ _a body has been discovered_ ]
🤣👍
Lol.
That ain't just a sword, it's a scimitar! Good choice.
How to deal with robbers
Google: Comply then call the police
Bing:
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69 likes...
*N i c e .*
Use Persian Persuader
Firefox= rob them first
*Robber:* _I have a machete_
*Clerk:* _that’s cute,_
*PULLS OUT WAR SABER*
İ have a jar of dirt
@@lilith01proxima28 POTC
@@calciumdream6870 yes
This lame style of comment:
The evidence of absolutely no unique thinking:
@@Beeeeeeeeeee
Nobody:
Random guy criticizing the whole meme culture:
Robber: pulls out machete
Clerk: Yeah but mines bigger.
*Giant health bar appears*
"Old guardian of the shop, protector of the vending machine"
@@roshan6999 LOL
@@roshan6999 boss fight lmao
Plot Twist:
Robber: [Puts another Knife on the table] *Do the math.*
@@Breakaway-ic5gj Clerk has 500 years of training
he needed an excuse to show his upgraded level sword and they give him one
Rogue thinks he’s robbing a seemingly harmless merchant NPC, when the NPC is actually a Fighter with a +3 Sword.
Lmao
I wonder what that green item sword will disenchant into
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
@@JB-js8uv Belathor from Skyrim FTW
+3 Quicksilver Scimitar I suspect
Robber: *Pulls out machete*
Clerk: “Parry this you filthy casual!”
Ikr!!
He went full Aladdin on that mo fo. The song _🎶Arabian Nights🎶_ should be playing in the background.
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@@aubrey_y Aubrey is getting a fucking stroke
@@Cairo40000 nice user
“That’s not a knife.”
“This is a knife.”
I've was looking and I found your comentary, thank you.
I legit rewatched it yesterday. Love your comment :D
That's the first line that came into my head. Thank you for having my demented type humor.
I was looking for this coment
Dayuuumn maaan
“He’s got a sword!!”
“You idiots…we’ve all got swords!!” 😂😂
yes yeat they all say in unison
The definition of “that’s not a knife, this is a knife”
reminds me of the aussie dude in the movie scene frm crocodile dundee when dude tries to rob him.
@@risksikrikak903 ahh yeah what was the movie called
- Hans Moleman
croc dundee
Literally within millisecs of me thinking that line this comment just appeared
Thief: Pulls out tank
Clerk: *Turns nuclear activation keys under the counter.*
Clorox Bleach
*Floor which the Clerk is standing on proceeds to open up which sends him down into his specially engineered nuclear bunker
I am your 1000th like
God I love you.
That’s not original
@@abe7907 you're not original
Robber: *Pulls out machete*
Store clerk: *"Not bad, but mine's bigger."*
"sorry, it was a double flusher"
*That* is a knife
You do the math
I can’t believe the ground below him hasn’t broke yet from the weight of his balls
@@ilovehelldivers5317 But I only heard you flush once.
Spoiler alert: Normally he only uses this sword to spread butter on his bread.
Clerk: That's not a knife.
**Pulls out sword**
Clerk: This is a knife.
Yep
You said it
Yup
😂😂😂I love this
you beat me on that comment :-)
Clerk: "Call the ambulance...."
*Pulls out sword*
"BUT NOT FOR ME"
I was just about to type that. If only I was a day early.
@@vladtheimpaler9577 lmao rip... I know what you mean though XD
@MUFC ok........
I just typed that
I m a late bloomer
Robber: *pulls out machete*
Clerk: “Ah, finally a worthy opponent...”
😂 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Oh no this comment made me laugh loud and now my mom is coming to take my phone lmaoooo
Robber gets robbed
Love how he said "I used this one when I see him with the sword to make him afraid" with no bluster, no swagger, and no menace. He wasn't trying to act tough or boast, he was just your everyday man protecting his livelihood from a delinquent thug. 😂
"this one" This implies that he might have more than 1 sword 👀
@@Super-Saiyan-Blue-GogetaHe has spear in the toilet lol
Robber: wassup gimme the money
Clerk: U PICKED THE WRONG STORE FOOL
Lmaoo
Yes
I was the 666th like 😎
Ayayayayayay
**runs up and down the aisles**
Said that in big smoke's voice
Robber pulls out machete
Clerk: *”Ah yes, the day has finally come”*
_Finally, the moment I've been waiting for has come_
*Finally a worthy opponent*
Stolen comment
Stop copying successful comments
Mexican guitar strum
Robber: *pulls out machete*
Clerk: *pulls out sword*
*Duel of the fates starts playing*
Storm
*One Winged Angel* or *Zanza The Divine* are good choices as well.
I can just imagine just looking around the store and all the sudden the *Duel of the Fates* echoes from the speakers XD.
PUM PUM PURURU PUM PUM PURURU
Sandy Claws13 hahaha that would be awesome!!!
That’s not a knife this is a knife
bro got that Persian Persuader
Random Customer: *“Sir, why do you have a sword behind the counter?”*
Clerk: *“My goals are beyond your understanding.”*
🤣🤣
Reverse flash reference
Truer words were never spoken
To give a close shave to any that will chalenge my business
That's a good one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Criminal: pulls out machete
Clerk: so you have chosen death
I'm not liking this comment so it will stay this way for a little longer
I actually laughed at this. You deserve my like
Ani Dank Laughing at someone saying "deserve my like" lol
TH-cam is a bunch of recycled comments
Clerk also doesnt know how to grip the handle of a sword.
“Honey why did you buy that sword”
“you’ll see one day”
It was her or the sword. He chose wisely.
@@screenmonkey7103 😂
All i hear is : 3 2 1 FIGHT!
Oh we saw.
It's like my dad wen he got a sling shot now is in jail don't no why.😆
I really like the calm and confident “to make him afraid” explanation. This man knows exactly what he wants to do and how he wants to do it.
Robber: *pulls out machete*
Shop owner: "I'm already four parallel universes ahead of you"
😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭
@@mr.t-rose9796 when you laugh so hard you have a seizure
Nice pfp fuu is my favorite female naruto character
Ah, I see you're a man of *H I G H Q U A L I T Y M E M E S* as well.
I dont get the reference?
Robber: pulls out knife
Clerk: “NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE” *pulls out hammerfell scimitar*
"You see those warriors in Hammerfell? They got curved swords! CURVED. SWORDS!"
Clerk: “that’s not a knife” “this.... is a knife” Robber: “well shit”
I was hoping to see this
Skyrim reference fuck yeah 🤣
@@drew9597 good gaurd reference lol
Robber: *pulls out machete*
Clerk: *pulls out sword*
Robber: understandable, have a nice day.
Here, we are, born to be kings, we're the Princes of the Universe (bling, bling. bling)
*I want to apologize-*
Hell yes 🤣
robber: *about to rob
store clerk:*pulls sword
robber : Oh boy my bad, this isn't the Home Depot!
Robber : understandable * oof hav- * oh shit
a nice day
Dude been waiting for that moment his whole life.
“That’s not a knife.”
*Pulls out a freaking scimitar*
“This is a knife.”
Dundee
Mole man
This is also a knife
If you didn't make this reference, I would have. ^_^
No, that's a spoon.
Ah, I see you've played knifey spoony before...
Robber: came back with a better sword.
Clerk: *pulls out light saber*
Clerk : pulls out Blade of Chaos
😂😂😂😂😂
Clerk: pulls out 1001 arabian night's sword
Robber : Teleport to another universe where he won against Clerk
my powers have doubled since the last time we met Robber...
Robber: Tries to rob a store with a machete
Clerk: “Fool, little does he know...I have mastered the blade”
Next robber is bringing a katana
Killer Bee
I would’ve said
Robber: tries to rob a with a machete
Clerk:”I have something that you’ll never have...I have the blade
😂✌️
@@bald_1567 Tommyinit flash back
That robber is lucky he got out of that store with his head still attached to his body.
Robber: MACHETE!!!!
Clerk: Finally, a worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Love it :) ...@James
And legendary it was
this is exactly what i thought
After 1 month
Robber pulls out pistol
Clerk pulls out Bazuka
After 2 months
Robber pulls out TNT
Clerk pulls out Nuclear Bomb
After 3 Months
Robber pulls out money
Clerk : This is what I want gentleman.
Happy Ending
Clerk: Perry this you filthy casual!!!
“That’s not a knife, this is a knife”
I was expecting the entire comment section to be filled with this reference but surprisingly it isn't.
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
Falls over
@@Skiffle-kd6qm Actually a spoon can kill someone by hitting the enough force that the spoon will go through the brain.
“Ah I see you’ve played knifey spoony before...”
"Dont fuck with someone who has a sword"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Is that the book Melfie recommended to Tony?
"Nowhere did I ever say that"-Sun Tzu
@@lsern8962 Ahahahaha
"your beginning is the machete,your end is the robber
@@lsern8962 "Im pretty sure I did"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Damn his really contradicting himself"
-Me, This comment
"You really didn't have to type this, did you"
-Some random person, There mind
When you try to fight a random person and you find out his a part time pirate
Robber: *pulls out a machete*
Clerk: *pulls out a Sinbad Scimitar*
I was thinking the same!
I have one of those in skyrim
"Thats not a knife...
This is a knife."
He pulled that sword out so fast. It's like he's been waiting for this day for so long lol
Haha, so true, and an I'd be scared shitless of an Asian with a sword, yet alone an Asian with an Aladdin Arabian Nights sword
Gay Boy so do you think it's big enough to handle it?
He was like, "People called me crazy, but who's laughing now?"
Gay Boy 😂😂I'd be afraid of an Asian without a sword.
rabidslurpy 😂😂😂
When the sword you bought drunk on ebay finally comes in handy
Zenvious lol
So true
Lel
Lol
This is to relatable
Robber : *pull out Machete*
Clerk : There can only be one 😎
"Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"
“Runs away”
@@NatioDD Haha yeah, imagine how disappointed he was
😂😂
Do you think the clerk said allahu ackbar before charging at the robber?
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Robber: *Takes a rocket launcher out*
Clerk: *Drives a tank through the wall*
Robber: Takes out Nuclear Missile
Clerk: Takes out Hydrogen Bomb
Alright lame I know I had to say it...
Lol 😂
I just use it to make him afraid
@Abu Nusaybah Tasneem that failed
@Abu Nusaybah Tasneem you didnt do it right
Clerk: *buys sword*
Wife: Why’d you waste money on that sword!
Clerk: Oh you will see...
Clerk: so uncivilized
his sword: hello there
Tru
Tru
Lol 1.3 k likes and only 3 replies
Let me add one
Clerk: I knew you would someday save me
A man defending his property is often more dangerous than a fool trying to claim it for their own.
Old-school pirates were effective because they knew to be more dangerous than their victims.
A bit of drawing and quartering only those who fight back heavily discourages self defence.
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“That’s not a knife”
“THIS is a knife”
Damn I just deleted my comment because I just realized you put it first 5 hours ahead of mine
@@devonrodriguez5363 weird were getting this video recommended after 5 years
Double quoted by studio yuraki 2 years prior :)
Uncle Mick will be impressed by this mate here
I was hoping someone made that comment! 😂
*Robber pulls out Machete*
Also him - "Why is the boss music playing?"
Clerk - Sike
This is the best comment ever! 😂😂
[insert entity:7183]
@@johnitella yes😂😂
U copied me your is 13 hours mine is 20 hours ago
@@risinglemon8318 I was trying to find if there was one like mine but I didn't find any so I made this comment. I definitely did not see yours brother.
“You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting”
was that a
is that a jojo reference
Thats a jojo reference from where he defeated acdc
Robber: Takes out gun
Robber: I may have been outsmarted but now I have outsmarted your outsmarting
P
This has been another “you shall not pass” moment brought to you by a safety conscious clerk at your local convenience store.
Robber: *pulls out machete*
Clerk: *pull out sword*
Customer:"outstanding move"
Customer: pulls out 12 feet katana
What if the robber just pulled out a gun
@@Wasbever_14 so then the clerk pull out a shotgun,ez logic XD
@@rinx853 haha
@@Wasbever_14 the robber would be dead before getting the gun out of pocket
Robber returning to his guild: They have curved swords... Curved swords.
IS THAT A REFERENCE
Plus, see how top heavy that sword is? That would cut you in half. That's a great self defense weapon.
How many swords?
😂😂😂😂😂
*"damn redgaurd"*
If this isn’t a medieval robbery I don’t know what is,
Hahaha
@Max Spies he never mentioned what type of sword it was
Lmfaoooo!!
That’s funny
Nah, then will accuse a random person and sentencte them to death
Robber: **brings a machete**
Clerk: Dragonfang my old friend, it's your time to shine
People when they get robbed: don’t hurt me!
This guy: ah, a duel
Lol
Battle royale 😂
Finally! a worthy opponent.
700th
@@reRolloden *our battle will be legendary*!
Robber: *shows machete*
Clerk: "You call that a knife?"
LOL
THIS is a knife
This is a norfe
Him: no this is a norfe
The scimitar could just slice through the robber
"And its bigger then yours."
Thief : Attempts to rob store using machete.
Clerk: pulls out sword..."finally a worthy opponent."
Our battle will be legendary
*Nani?!*
this is... the first thing i thought. im glad its one of the top comments
Not worthy though
@@wanderinghobo4917 our battle will be Lel
If the robber had looked closely he'd have seen that not only was the sword too heavy for the guy to use properly but that they were also in an enclosed space making the machete a better weapon.
I noticed that also…BUT, I guess the robber thought “he must be highly trained to use this thing-I’m Out!”
This is basically
“Call an ambulance, but not for me!”
Yeah
Ikr😂
DAMMIT I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS JOKE LMAO
😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh I was just about to comment that lmao big f for me
"Don't bring a machete to a swordfight" - Clerkus Marketus
Underrated
Quote of the day
Lesson learned
Hahaha noice
Your dp killed me
Robber: *Pulls out machete*
Clerk: "Am I supposed to be intimidated?"
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@@bulkboys5122 boi stfu
Clerk: “Machete don’t steal...”
@@bulkboys5122 I don't speak tiktok
😂😂😂
"Now that's a knife......" Crocodile Dundee, 1986. 🤣🤣
This is one of the most "call an ambulance but not for me" thing i have seen.
Immediately what I thought
as opposed to like a 9mm or shotgun?...k
@@rickyspanish1173 ?
Lol
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Robber: pulls out machete
The Clerk: “Call an ambulance! but not for me”
underrated comment
Underrated
Thought the same thing
LMAO
damn i wanted to say that but whatever still good comment
“That's not a knife, *THIS IS A KNIFE* ”
That's the first thing I thought of :)
neither of them are knives 🤯🤯🤯
L X i know lol i was just kidding 😂
Croc Dundee
No that’s a sword
He's been waiting to use that Excalibur for awhile now...
Robber: “Wait. No, that’s illegal-“
Lol 😹
In all 51 states?
Oh wait sorry I mean 52 I forgot to include Puerto Rico
Lol
Also Robber: "Wait, robbing is also illegal."
Robber: Small Machete +1
Clerk: Scimitar of Intimidation +10 (enemy chance to flee by 100%)
Scimitar always wins
Gun +11
%98.99 chance of a scimitar to deflect
Infused with an intimidation gem
Team O_X scimitars are easily the most badass weapon imo
they look cool
*When you try to fight a random person but he's already in max level.*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caleb is that you?
Kryzza
Lmao
Hahaha dang it xD
Robber: Pulls out machete.
Clerk: You picked the wrong store fool!
Finally he can justify spending $80 on that sword to his wife
@Hoàng Nguyên Clerk should have been robbed!
This way, robbers wouldn't run away as fast and cops would arrest them!
@Hoàng Nguyên you seem self absorbed. Just an observation based on these comments nothing more.
@@rip8009 no its just because his name is Hoang Nguyen which is obviously asian that ur ganging up on him...
MaestrO Frags
That, and he doesn’t get jokes
LMFAO
He's been waiting for that moment his entire life
Justin Y.first
Early
Lol hi Justin.
I found you XD
Good job
Clerk: "Call the Ambulance!"
*Pulls out a scimitar*
Clerk: "But not for me!"
Underrated
Someone who called the cimitarra, even a fake one, by its name.
LoL
Simctars are much thinner than his sword, I believe what he's welding is a falchion
Lmaoo
🔪The thug:-
“Give me all your money, I have a knife”,
🗡️Shop Owner:-
“That’s not a knife, this is a knife”,
🇦🇺🤠👍🏼