@0_0 maybe they thought the same thing at the same time, there's more 7 billion people living in this world, if you're still mad about it then... You stole "stolen comment from a reply" lmao
Finally needs to use it in emergency situation. Alexa: "I'm having trouble connecting to the internet. Take a look at the help section in your Alexa app."
"Alexa... Its time..." The whole floor drops out and a sherman tank raises from the floor Edit... This is more comments and likes than I've gotten in a year posting content every day. this hurts on a few levels... BUT its also funny because one path to comedy is pain + time and understanding.
Alexa, we need to go big or go home. Initiate Helios laser. Satellite moves into near earth orbit, positioning itself to aim at anywhere near the house. Massive laser cannon with enough power to melt mountains powers on
Love that it not only requires internet and you to speak, but also if someone is in your house it makes you tell the invader that you're awake, getting a gun, and where you are 😅
Legusy Ace random thought: imagine going to a house to rob because you are desperate and your downstairs looting stuff and you just hear rock music playing and a second after that you hear gun loading
Imagine you get robbed and the robber hears “Alexa, we need lots of guns” and “at dooms gate” starts playing if I were the robber I woulda shit my pants
So a friend set something like that up, he would tell Alexa there was a break in and it would kill all the lights on the 2nd floor and change all the lights on the first floor to 5% and color change to red and then blast let the bodies hit the floor at his speakers full volume
@@wes1028 ive seen whole ass buildings get cut up and transported, so attaching a house to an aircraft lift like the ones on carriers would be entirely possible, as those hydraulic elevators can lift 74000 pounds imagine just digging hole for a multi story building, fit with an indoor hydroponic garden, water treatment, and living quarters and a reinforced roof just resting on a hydraulic elevator build that lowers it into the earth, while the rooftop is decorated to look like the surrounding area
Imagine during a home invasion: “Alexa we need guns”, “sorry, could not find WiFi source, please refer to Amazon’s Alexa setup guide to learn how to connect Alexa to your homes wifi”
Projects like this are awesome even if it’s not practical 😂 it’s the kind of thing that keeps you sane at the end of the day and once you finish it you sit back and relax for a day or two before deciding you need to start another one.
“..sanctioned by the U.S. government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the purge. All other weapons are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the purge, and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.”
"Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tommorow morning, until 7 a.m, when the purge concludes. Blessed by our new founding father and America, a nation reborn. May god be with you all"
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Yo whats the music you used in this clip?
@@avepllov I believe it's At Doom's Gate
Robbers entering his house: Why do I hear boss music?
Like literally 😂
@0_0 sorry wasnt looking at replys :(
@0_0 maybe they thought the same thing at the same time, there's more 7 billion people living in this world, if you're still mad about it then... You stole "stolen comment from a reply" lmao
@0_0 Who fucking cares
*piano intensifies*
When Batmans in trouble and Alfred needs to save the day
That's so funny😂😂😂
АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХВХВХХА ЕБАНЫЙ СЫР ПХАХАХАХАХАХАХ
Well damm
LMFAO also orba i didnt expect to see you here, im a big fan lol
Hi orba lmao
“Alexa, prepare missiles for launch”
*freaking ceiling opens up*
Imagine you're breaking into someone's house and you hear the music start playing💀
Where do i get that shit😂
@RTBOY954x
That's cuz you don't know the hidden 3rd phrase
"Alexa, we need lots of guns fast"
Haahahah
Guy: "Alexa, we need some tanks!!"
*Wall fall apart*
ooh yeahh
Haa haaa
Lol
@@juicytom1162 Hi craig
where r u from?
This guy having barbacues only to show this.
This guy will have some kids only to show that hes a badass father.
Tbh I would throw parties just to do that. Can’t blame a guy with a set up like that.
Madison Williams you shouldn’t trust people that much
And good for him. Id do the same.
He do be compensating
Finally needs to use it in emergency situation.
Alexa: "I'm having trouble connecting to the internet. Take a look at the help section in your Alexa app."
Ain't it I 🤔 the same shit
😂😂😂
When he "needs lots of" Alexa would be either siding with the other party, or lacking power supply.
Hopefully the drawers can open manually.
Imagine the motor shorts out
Alexa: "robbers are in the house I will open the anti robbers storage."
Robber: "Wow let's just grab this and go!"
the most john wick scene ever
With his gross ass furniture and old lady house? Yeah.
Yes me too 😂
Imagine being in a situation when you need guns asap but it still has to do the epic opening
😂😂
Lol dead
😂
they gonna have an epic death
Hot damn top comment in 13 hours
Robber breaks in *
“Why do I hear boss music?”
😂😂😂😂😂
* Moon Lord starts playing *
😂
(In background) Alexa.....we need a lot of guns
Literally 💀😂😂😂
"Alexa, atf is here!"
"Initiating self-destruct sequence."
"Alexa... Its time..."
The whole floor drops out and a sherman tank raises from the floor
Edit... This is more comments and likes than I've gotten in a year posting content every day. this hurts on a few levels... BUT its also funny because one path to comedy is pain + time and understanding.
😂😂
😂
But why a Sherman?
@@tmtm6217 military surplus XD that and it was the first thing I could think of... Just as easily could have been an armored construction vehicle
@@Atris_Hayportglory glory claymore roooomba
This dude: “Alexa, we need maximum firepower.”
*M1 Abrams tank appears inside the garage.*
wales2k How the hell do you not have 10000 likes
Lmao
@Remmington Johnson satellite laser
@@konekorexmk6298 because he commented this a day ago
PePpA cApI i know duuuu but it deserves 10k likes
“Alexa we need true American firepower”
*Tank rises from below the floor*
*Soviet t-34 rises from the ground*
I thought it's gonna be a nuke. 😀
A-10 warthog*
You mean opening an ICBM nuclesr warhead silo
Fine now that’s firepower
This man’s inner child is having a blast right now, finally living out the spy movie secret agent fantasy, thanks to Alexa 😂
Tell Alexa you need a drawer that doesn’t like a 1950s AM radio.
Imagine entering this dude's house and then you hear:
"Alexa, we need lots of guns" and 'At Doom's gate' starts playing.
Yea lol
I think "The only thing they fear is you" is more befitting
Leinkarr true
@@lostsongbird423 yes
The only thing thats more scary is shaggy at 2%
Alexa: “Remember switching your pistol is faster than reloading.”
Wise words from Alexa
Alexa: knife the watermelon
Lol cs
Alexa: "Nice! Your robber killing skills are remarkable!"
Alexa: Captain Google Wants to see you
That's all cool until the kid(s) find out... Oops
POV: John wick gets an Alexa at his home.
“Alexa, we need guns”
Alexa: *American anthem starts playing*
Estadounidense*
@@tadeusblack0.1lopez57 salve
@@tadeusblack0.1lopez57 el mismisiml
Russian anthem suits more.
@@OMEGa3FattyAcid100 true
“Alexa we need to get out of here”
*Shelf: turns into apache helicopter*
The FBI : Nah
GET TO THA CHOPPA
@Nightwolf6x Do you play Mortal Kombat 11?
Dont forget the music
😂😂😂
"I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I can't do that."
Lol this had me rolling
"Alexa we need bigger guns"
*garage door slowly opens to reveal a M1A2 sep V3 Abrams maind battle tank*
Guy - "Alexa, we need lots of guns!"
*BFG DIVISION PLAYS*
OH HELL YEAH
Alot of pencils
RIP AND TEAR
Doom Slayer is that you
I'd do that
“Alexa, we need even more guns”
*Their floorboards open and a whole railgun appears*
Alex we need the biggest gun
Kinetic bombardment control system rises out the floor
Alexa, we need to go big or go home. Initiate Helios laser.
Satellite moves into near earth orbit, positioning itself to aim at anywhere near the house. Massive laser cannon with enough power to melt mountains powers on
Alexa we need artillery
*[bookshelf slides open reviling m777 howitzer]*
Tower battles music intenceifies
Alexa we need the big big guns
Kim jong un comes out from behind the man with a nuke in his hand.
Me imaging them being in a situation where they need then guns, but it has to do the epic opening 💀💀💀
Love that it not only requires internet and you to speak, but also if someone is in your house it makes you tell the invader that you're awake, getting a gun, and where you are 😅
If you’re robbing a house and you hear boss music start playing I think you might wanna leave
@@FetusFight idk about that honestly, after having seen this video it's honestly a little funny rather than scary
This thought is wild 😂😂😂
Robber: *turns off the electricity*
Guy: you weren't suppose to do that.
*Puts on night vision goggles from a battery powered drawer that opens in a power outage*
You've played yourself.
Bravo six, going dark
It has emergency battery for something like that.
It has a UPS, now what.
Border Gore however alexa does not
"We need guns, lots of guns"
-John Wick
Neo said that then wick
Paul Pierce me yesterday: I don’t remember a “neo” in John wick
Me today: “ignorance is bliss”
They are going to borrow this for the next john wick
LEAVE THE LIKE RATE AT 666!!!!!1!1!!!1!1!1!!!
John Wick said that as a reference to Neo from The Matrix.
‘Alexa. My life is really boring so I need to pretend I’m in a low-budget action film’
John wicks gonna be needing him for help
“Ok guys, we need to be quite” (whisper) “Alexa we need guns”
Alex: (music in whisper )
Made me laugh 😂 good one
Underrated comment
cant stand it when people arent fucking quite
Rommesje watch yo profanity
@@kevbri11 dude just be quite please.
Someone: * breaks into their house.*
This guy: It’s show time
Legusy Ace random thought: imagine going to a house to rob because you are desperate and your downstairs looting stuff and you just hear rock music playing and a second after that you hear gun loading
All he has to do is wait a few seconds for the guns to appear.
@@r3trobananas33 be like damn not those american gun guys
Music Plays
I’d run, just hearing that music and seeing a droor like that, not only do they like guns but they also know how to program!?!
Hope it doesn't go that slow when you need them! 😂
“Alexa, we need lots of guns”
Gives 3 fewer guns.
“Alexa! Not enough firepower!”
*“Tactical nuke ready for launch”*
I read that with ghost's voice from mw2 lol
Abit the overkill
"It's still not enough!!"
*"Hydrogen Bomb is ready to launch"*
Nah, Alexa couldn't pronounce that! It would be more like "Tactical neeee -uwwwwkkkk ready for launch"
Alexa we need MORE
Antimatter bomb ready to deploy
The quiet kid when he becomes an interior designer
Underrated AF
@Tobezz Guy lmao ty
@@vendetta7832 Ondy Mikula is that you? Ty! Btw. Fun fact Ondy is czech and ty in czech means you
super engi ???
super engi I am not Ondy Mikula 😂
Imagine you get robbed and the robber hears “Alexa, we need lots of guns” and “at dooms gate” starts playing if I were the robber I woulda shit my pants
Guy breaks into house. You "hold on a minute while this raises your going to love this".
I think we found John Wicks cousin so dont hurt his cat.
This is the kinda guy who gets exited when his house gets broken into
Dog
Damn right don’t fuck with his kitty he will kill
MEOW.
*yes*
“Alexa, we need guns”
“Gum is a soft cohesive substance often chewed in the mouth.”
😆😆😆
Reality 😂
@@fishycurry5157 as opposed to the sticky gooy substance.
underrated
@@Talia.777 😶
Alexa: what do you need?
Johnwick: guns.. lots of guns.
That's some john wick type shit right there
“Alexa, what’s the weather?”
**roof opens up**
*epic rock music plays
@@fossilfountain *as you're getting drenched in rain
@@rrockstar1584 thinking the same thing 🤣
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Lmao
Why does this remind me of the COD Black Ops 1 zombies on Five, the pentagon map. In the intro, how after the speech the wall of guns flips around. 😂😂
Bro is ready for zombie invasion😅
Guy: Alexa, we need gun machine.
House: Turns into tank.
Lol
wdym gun machine
Imagine if they had a fish tank
I like to think this guy wasn’t a collector of any sort before this, and he bought the entire set-up just for this one thing
To destroy his enemies
Aye it's good if a intruder comes
Wat you must be a teen
@@billydan9622 bruh
A school sho- HOME DEFENSE
Bro entered john wick’s home by mistake.
I think it should be we need the big boys Alexa😂😂😂.
"Alexa, there's a boyfriend"
*Wall falls down*
Azophi *Reveals BFG 9000*
Kaboooom
*heavy metal play*
Boyfriend comes over.
Dad: let me just say you do any funny games with my daughter and...
Dad: Alexa we need lots of guns.
...
Dad: get the picture
Reveals ak 37, tactical shotgun, and rocket launcher
This is something I’m expecting to see in John wick 4.
9.5k robbers disliked this
Next year ain’t it?
YES
It's literally in JW3. Not to mention The Matrix.
Yeah this would be cool if Alexa was sponsoring John Wick and they did this lol 😆
The government: your not keeping those we want em’😂😂
I never chuckled/laughed with my mouth closed & an action movie sequence flashing in my mind
Robber: sneaks in through garage
Guy: "Alexa, we need more guns"
Robber: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Well the robber messed up
This is officially the first time the boss music meme was meant to be interpreted literally.
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POV: You're robbing an American's house and suddenly you hear faint rock music from the dining room.
Lmffaaaaaooooooooo
"Why do I hear boss music"
So a friend set something like that up, he would tell Alexa there was a break in and it would kill all the lights on the 2nd floor and change all the lights on the first floor to 5% and color change to red and then blast let the bodies hit the floor at his speakers full volume
@@andrewcook2625 oh god
Fun fact i had something similar installed
Alexa made a mistake. There are more guns in the top drawer. “Lots of guns.” 🤦♂️
this man has accomplished it all
*"Alexa, we need safety"*
*House lowers into the ground and turns into a bunker*
it can be built
Nice!
Don’t forget the music
Alexa kills every human.
‘ Mission accomplished. Now the planet is safe’.
@@wes1028 ive seen whole ass buildings get cut up and transported, so attaching a house to an aircraft lift like the ones on carriers would be entirely possible, as those hydraulic elevators can lift 74000 pounds
imagine just digging hole for a multi story building, fit with an indoor hydroponic garden, water treatment, and living quarters and a reinforced roof just resting on a hydraulic elevator build that lowers it into the earth, while the rooftop is decorated to look like the surrounding area
Teacher: you can’t describe America in less than 1 minute
Me:
69th like. *NICE*
USA*
Noice!
True
Me: bet I can do it in 43 seconds
That's some Resident Evil sh*t right there. It only needs an obscure key, code, or puzzle to be completely authentic. 😂
Imagine how excited this guy is when the apocalypse happens and he finally gets to actually use it
This is the expectative the reality would be more like:
Alexa we need guns
Ok, ordering three pepperoni pizzas
Bro, I asked for four pizza guns
Lmao! That's the truth right there. 👍
Replace Alexa with Siri
Ironically...... My alexa actually started listing out guns when he said "Alexa we need lots of guns"
@@icephoenix2514 cut the sht out .. Both are idiot. Facts
“Alexa activate the laser cannon”
Robber: *The What?*
😂😂😂
xD
RIP Robber
Haha
Fun fact: it’s possible to build a electric railgun as a simple civilian. Like a taser but it’d probably kill whoever it shot at
Bro is preparing for WW3 😂
In an emergency, that opening of the big guns, you're smoked already. But epic showmanship of them bois.
"Cortana, we need guns"
Cortana: "ingredients for chicken carbonara.."
And then you get robbed and murdered by the robber.
while the robber eats your chicken carbonara
*69*0 nice
So true fr tho
Porc0 sch1f0 la carbonara non si fa col pollo
burglar: breaks into house
Alexa: so you've chosen death
Alexa so slow the robber can knock them out with a base ball bat
@@sugmahdig8884 Lol big facts
@@sugmahdig8884 the he can just pull it manually
@@lieana3493 then the whole alexa thing is useless if you have to use manually
Alexa where are his valuables? Show us...
😂 now whats she going do in power outages. No wifi , electric,phones. ❤ ❤ the collection 💯💥
*Burglary at 3AM*
"Alexa, we need guns!!"
"Sorry, I'm having trouble connecting to the internet right now."
FACTS
Anna how the fuck do you trigger the John wick music then?
He could probably just open the draw himself 😂
@Harden J.I.D I’m pretty sure that was them with a speaker in the backround
MY LUCK.
Imagine breaking into this guy's house, and music starts playing.
Burglars: “why do I hear boss music playing?”
@@WoshiniGV "that's an awful lot of base" - Burglar
Imagine someone cutting the power to his house before breaking in
Came for this
How did he do this?
“Alexa, we need LOTS OF GUNS”
….3 rifles and a shotgun 😂
Bro has a entire army defense setup out there
Everybody gangsta until the real gangster arrives
Who dat?
Me and the boys when we get the loading drop in warzone
I would love to hit a lick on these people
Im already here u idot
FBI open up
Everyone gangsta until you hear “Alex bring out the Tank”!
*nervous sweating*
somehow feel like the cybertruck is gonna be that tank 😎
Alexa, take out the dogs
Who is Alex?
1 sub pls jk - 😂😂
John wick: i need a gun
This guy: i gotchu
That's top tier Jhon wick feeling right there ❤
Imagine during a home invasion: “Alexa we need guns”, “sorry, could not find WiFi source, please refer to Amazon’s Alexa setup guide to learn how to connect Alexa to your homes wifi”
underated comment
That was very specific, nice 😂
Rip
Stole a popular comment and added to it
Just stole a comment lmao get creative
Meet the Engineer.
"Just use gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
Practicall problems
Why use many word when few word do trick?
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And if that doesn’t work, then use air blaster
Modern Problem Require Modern Solution
Projects like this are awesome even if it’s not practical 😂 it’s the kind of thing that keeps you sane at the end of the day and once you finish it you sit back and relax for a day or two before deciding you need to start another one.
"Alexa... Something's coming from the sky"
* Roof opens up with a SAM Turret *
“Alexa we need lots of guns” Robbers: why do I hear boss music
YOOO THIS IS A GOD COMMENT
what is that pfp
It’s all fun and games until the robbers gun you down while the drawers still opening.
Stolen comment 😑
ur the robber lol
The guy: “Alexa we need LOTS of guns”
Robber 1: “what did he say?”
Robber 2: “Do you hear boss music?”
100th like
Robber 3: no, I hear astronamia
I came to the comments looking for someone who thought the same thing lol
😂😂😂
Robber 1: "Ehhhh that sounds more like final boss music."
Robber 2: "Oh shit."
The music is a perfect touch
I now believe in "Love at First Sight"....😂
"Alexa We need guns"
Intruder: ight maybe not this house.
Lol
XD
@@ayeed640 true and lol...!😂😂
lmao
Why not? With that slow ass shit they'll all be dead if the intruder was armed.
Police: How did he die?
Robber: Alexa was unplugged
😂😂😂
Daniel you can open the top drawer manually cause there are handles
@@fyy5998 Wow you sound fun at parties.
CoolyGamerz he needed the big gunz
Asian Duolingo damn ok
The fancy whiskey bottle tops it’s off perfectly
Youd be in the afterlife by the time those drawers opened 😂
Alexa, we need lots of guns
Robber: *hears the music*
Robber: "understandable, have a good day"
"Why I hear boss music?"
Yes
Yes
Exavion Johnson you have a really bad case of the stupid
@@Xman-Flavor I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get out the biggest, most expensive guns during a home invasion but pop off ig
Everybody gangsta until he says “Alexa, we need lots of guns.”
First reply to this comment.
Ya xd
@@jonz3867 🍪
No shit bitch
Nuttertools 😎
Checkmate
I am the 999th like
This is the most American Alexa video I have seen on youtube😂
The flex is real with this one,, love it
“Alexa, we need full power”
*Floorboards open up to reveal a sentry turret*
But it would take 10 minutes to come up
Let's hope the robber doesn't have a sapper
"Alexa, we need More Explosions"
*A shaft behind the drawer opens with RPG's, C4, Grenades, and one Little Nuclear Grenade*
Or red glare (Fallout New Vegas)
Alexa we need back up
*airstrike initiated*
This is so american the porridge i was eating turned into cheeseburgers
It would be funny to have an Alexa with a cheeseburger skin
Enjoy your peasant gruel, Europoor
Double batter cheeseburger
Thats why I am proud to be an American
This joke is hilarious
I know the wait time feels like a century, when the intruder is waiting with you for the gun drawer to open😂
“We need lots of guns”
Alexa: “this is not a test. This is the emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the annual purge,”
GG you made a depressed person laugh
“..sanctioned by the U.S. government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the purge. All other weapons are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the purge, and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.”
꧁ ｓｐｒｉｔｅｓａｂｅｒ꧂ *purge song plays*
"Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tommorow morning, until 7 a.m, when the purge concludes. Blessed by our new founding father and America, a nation reborn. May god be with you all"
0_0
*Intruder breaks in*
Him whispering: “Alexa we need lots of guns”
*Rock music starts playing*
Robber: *Why am I hearing boss music?*
i will reply to this comment 5 years later
First her answer will be: "I think you just whispered to me, from now on I will respond in Whisper Mode. You can change this in settings."
*Gun storage locker starts to open incredibly slowly as intruder hears music and sees lights*
GoldenFace plz do.