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@@peterabenante_2109 Fred trying to see if Daphne's carpets match the drapes, Shaggy and Scooberton always trying to raid the fridge, and Velma deepthroats a pack of hot dogs
Tucker and Dale is a good movie with that type of tone. Not exactly what you described, but the characters that die do make the dumbest choices, but not to intentionally mess with the “killers”
@@kingbulldog8193 YESSS I know right?? Alan Tudyk is legit one of the best actors ever, and his voice acting is possibly even better, somehow. But also the other lead, Tyler Lavigne has gone onto do quite a bit in great stuff, like the Escape Room movies, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dirk Gently’s HDA, and also like Tudyk has some good roles in Voice Acting, like a small role in Monster’s University, and even though I haven’t seen it a role in the newer Voltron show. But Tucker and Dale did come out before all of this in 2010 so maybe it catapulted their careers
The first movie shows the strangers taunting, tormenting and eventually killing an adult couple; the second movie, they meet their greatest challenge: TEENAGERS!
@@Yigash hahahha look at me i did the funi thing on the internet wow look at me i said cringe to a person I'm soooo epic *oh boy here comes the party ruinner to ruin the party i expected to see but not that soon mr old man :/* listen i know that what i am doing is cringe ok and i am trying to be nice and you here came out out of nowhere approaching me in such a weird way just to tell me cringe stfu if you don't like what you see here then go shesh whats your problem
Plot twist there were hundreds of strangers and they were sitting in every hiding spot in the trailer park no crystal ball just hundreds of psychopaths wearing the same 3 masks
Imagine two of them with the same mask trying to kill the same victim like ,, Are you stupid? We had plan Lucy. Ou. You didn't come to the meeting? Well no wonder this shit happend!"
No but can we talk about how someone in a horror can literally die from a sprained ankle, while the killer could literally have their whole foot cut off and still walk fine without even a simple “ow”
Because horror movies themselves usually suck. I bet I could count the LEGITIMATELY good horror movies I've seen on one, maybe two hands.... which is kind of weird because its still my favorite genre.
@@SulfuricRain same for me. It's by far my favorite genre and it makes me sad that there are rarely good movies. Especially American horror movies suck. Austria has some great ones like "I see I see" and "Funny Games" (which ironically is the better version of "Strangers"). "Get out" was fantastic though.
"Don't use your phones!" "Why?" "Because the incredibly overplayed and old horror cliche we went with instead of having a single original thought doesn't work when you have them."
Oh cool our phones work to call the police! Oh no, the killer(s) managed to kill the police! Honestly...the phones never make much difference. I want to see a horror movie where they send out a goddamn swat team and they actually manage to gun down the bad guy
@@zmatt007 That could work well. Set the movie in the late 90s when wireless phones weren't common, have the killer(s) cut the phone line, and have the main characters struggle to contact help, and have the movie end with a fight scene between police/swat and the killer(s). Not particularly complex, but it could be a good place to start from.
This film is just “4 people who we don’t care about are completely braindead and make poor decisions for plot reasons so that they can be killed by a villain we established in an actually half decent, original horror film so we can cash in on the ‘franchise’ and make more money” The fact that they CUT the budget for the sequel should tell you everything really.
The phone dilemma drove me nuts. An easy explanation that the filmakers could have used to get rid of the phones is by having the dad get pissed off that everyone is on their phones instead of spending time together. And have him take the phones away. It is not a perfect alternative but still better than what they went with.
@@saintcp7721 of course, however I feel like they were trying to be more ambitious in this film than in the first one, which makes you question why a bigger budget wasn’t allocated considering how well the first one did on a slightly larger budget. Imo in this instance it points to a blatant and obvious cash grab . But like you said, doesn’t always tell the full tale.
@@rascoehunter3608 they literally could’ve done anything other than what they did in the film to make it a feasible dilemma. The one you mentioned, they could have had patchy cell signal out in the country, they could have thought of ANYTHING. Also the fact that the strangers took the time to smash them rather than just taking them made the whole situation even more annoying to me, but idk if that’s just me being picky?
The first “The Strangers” was a pretty solid home invasion horror film with some pretty damn intense moments and some genuinely chilling shots and dialogue “Why are you doing this to us?” “Because you were home.” The sequel looks so ridiculous in comparison I’ve never bothered to check it out.
@@averyvonniessen6280 I honestly find it pretty disgusting that they used a real murder case to "base" the first movie on. Imagine you get murdered horrifically, the case unsolved. And then some asshole director uses your death and suffering to get his horror movie more publicity, in which you behave like a dumbass, then get stalked and killed by a bunch of slasher villains. And that movie makes millions and millions of dollars. I'm sure the killer(s) found it pretty dope, considering they were portrayed as these menacing, almost supernatural masked phantoms. Probably got off on it too. The families of the victims probably not so much.
@@sherlocksmuuug6692 I looked into this and what I found was the Manson murders? They’re what he cited as inspiration, which were solved as far as I know, I mean it was the cult. Not saying it’s great but it isn’t much like the actual crimes. Other than that he cited a series of break ins in his neighborhood, nothing wrong with using that.
@@BriarPatchNyra Well fuck me then, I must have misremembered from when I watched the YMS review of the movie years ago. Sorry about that. Yeah, thats not ideal but not nearly as tasteless as the Amityville Horror Reboot or the Haunting of Sharon Tate. I guess I owe a horror movie an apology now.
That's because of agility, assuming Baghead murdered countless other families I'm sure he's use to taking a few bumps and bruises. Giving that the father wasn't prepared for it either plays a part too
@@futureparadise.2089 it didn't make sense because someone didn't get injured the same as the other? Why do you think a person is more likely to get knocked out from a punch if they don't see it coming? Half of these rants are just overthinking but saying it doesn't make sense because you want it to not make sense is what really doesn't make....
I know im late but have you seen what her kids do through this entire movie? She probably realized that if she survived she would have to take care of these dumbasses through the entire movie so she just gave up on live.
Really though…I was especially irritated they killed off Christina Hendricks character so early…been my celebrity crush for years! In a perfect world she would’ve been the ‘lone survivor’ that makes it all the way to the end, but noooo, then again can you blame her for keeping the screen time to a minimum in this nonsense? lol
i actually wanna see a slasher in a trailer park, except the trailer park people are resourceful and deadly, and their craftiness allows for some creative kills.
A poem by Elvis the Alien named "Where did the gun go?" It's not in his hand I don't see it in his pants Where'd he put it? Up his ass? He's just thrown it on the grass? I guess he just didn't want the gun And yeah, that's it. The gun is just gone, now.
I saw people defending the movie, calling it an 80s slasher homage but I don't think that it makes the movie automatically better. There are fan projects that do it better.
I like to think some of the Strangers were waiting for Kensi in the wrong hiding spot/trailer like "well damn, it's been half an hour already, maybe I should move spots"
Also I knew a guy in highschool who was chilling out front of a party when some shit walked up behind him and slit his throat, he survived, still has the scar, turns out its actually pretty hard to cut through the windpipe when just doing a quick slice across the throat, so food for thought I guess, and no they never got the guy that did it
What’s funny is, in the movie he puts the gun down when he sits in the living room before the truck comes in. He leaves the gun on the table when he runs away. Our boy got this one wrong
@@anonymous92388 I’m gonna be honest I do like the original strangers more but for some reason I like the sequel too I don’t know why though but I love it because I guess It’s because I like bad & mediocre movies.
I actually IMDb’d this movie just to make sure the daughter’s name was Kinsey and not Kenzie... I don’t need to share a name with an idiot slasher character
Decided to check the movie out and the bathroom scene had me baffled. So many options, so many actions available and to just stand there, motionless, for absolutely no reason. Hand-eye coordination of a corpse, honestly
I think Get Out is a good example of a horror movie with a somewhat intelligent protag...he made some pretty quick/smart decisions during the climax of the movie
Oh damn, I never thought I would hear people talk about this movie. I saw it in spain during a horror movie marathon and it was such a surreal experience. The movie was so terrible everyone in the theatre started to collectively roast it. It was the funniest shit. I mentioned it recently to a friend as a bad horror movie we could watch and roast together. It's awesome to see you making a video on it.
@@notBrocker It's very predictable, there's a lot of plot holes and things that don't make sense in it. It's very campy. I don't think it's objectively good but tbf I did have a lot of fun watching it. I will always remember that experience. The overall badness of it all was very amplified I think by the fact we were watching horror movies after horror movies since it was a marathon. So I think that was the 4th or 5th horror movie in a row. It was easy to compare it to other movies that had a better execution.
@@ArturGlass.C wow ye they did make alot of bad choices but idk I enjoyed it I got scared for the characters at some points I got sad when the dad died the pool scene was awsome
Honestly if they make a 3rd Strangers movie, they should totally just rip off Home Alone and make it all about the kids having to deal with the murderers _Change my mind_
These are the kind of "horror" movies I hate the most. They aren't contending with a clever villain. They aren't up against the might or magic of some monster. No, they're up against a handful of edgy dimwits who only manage to get any kills because the victims are all holding the idiot ball. When your movie requires the characters to act as dumb as possible to advance the plot, the experience goes from being scary to plain exasperating and unfun. You're supposed to want to root for the victims, not be glad their idiocy is being cleansed from the gene pool.
ever watched "the thing"? i know its a classic but the high point of that movie is that people do the smartest thing they could have done in response to a situation; they do what you would have done in their place.
The Thing is awesome! A smart movie with great writing and pacing. Also, the 2011 prequel is quite good for a prequel, expands on the story in a newt way.
It would be based on this movie, like how Airplane was based on Zero Hour, but with the stupidity made completely obvious. For example instead of the guy's gun just disappearing in a certain scene, they all get huge assault rifles like they're an army squad, and all those guns suddenly disappear in a single cut.
Plot twist: there is a fourth stranger that was always near the crystal ball and all the strangers had cool minion walkie talkies to know what happens next
22:48 The show, "I Survived," has taught me that getting your throat slit is NOT always a death sentence. Like. At all. It's amazing how many people live despite having their throats slit or being shot in the head. That show is straight up ruining Hollywood's portrayal of fatal wounds lol
the "Okay, all devices in this bag/box, we will have a healthy true family time! Its totally not just the writers not having an actual smart way of going around the fact people can call the police stupidly easy nowadays!" parent horror cliche
@@crazygamer4260 just because the dad was stupid enough to put in that little box, because it's not like a forest at night is a dangerous place or anything, right? I mean, they were basically asking to die by that point.
After the willys wonderland review the suggestion of the mom defending herself with a plunger against the stranger aged very well. Gjob alan the allepecian.
@@b3nl555 I can see why some people don’t think it’s scary but for me it’s bc I can’t walk so I can’t imagine someone taunting me and killing everyone around me bc they know I can’t win this fight
My boyfriend and I went and saw this in theaters and it's one of few times I've ever experienced an entire theater of people actively mocking a film for all the dumb shit in it. Especially towards the ending. It was an awesome time lmao.
Great movie! Lot's of fun! Sorry the " movie " that is supposed to remove you from reality for an hour and a half didn't logically add up for you, lol. Man, let's see how this works: Ok folks, I came across a TH-cam video bashing a favorite movie of mine. The guy wants to rip the movie apart, due to the fact that, IT'S ..A...MOVIE! When I go to the movies I want to see everyday folk doing logical things we do all the time and eat some popcorn and go home! This movie has plotholes, ugh. I hate that. This movie is not realistic! Ugh, I hate that. This movie doent make sense, like The Wizard of Oz does ! Ugh!, I hate that. WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE MOVIES, I just want to see real people doing everyday things all the time, I don't want to escape from the crap going on in our world for a little while, ugh, I hate that! Lol! Just kidding, maybe. Maybe not. I DONT KNOW! My comment probably doesn't make sense, ugh , I hate that! Lol. " Knock, knock! Is Elvis home?" 🪓
@@earlleary Ah yes, because being logical in surreal situation, like dealing with a bunch of psychopaths trying to kill you is extremly common. Happens every wednesday, ugh.
24:35 As someone who recently had the back of their car rammed, the car does stop working if that happens. There was nothing wrong with the engine, but if the airbags go off theres a safety thing that shuts down the car until you flip a switch.
I don’t think they put that feature in a cop car. I’m sorry, but a police vehicle shouldn’t stop when it gets rear ended and a truck should not work after it explodes. This is some of the dumbest writing I’ve ever seen in any movie.
"He turns on the radio to make it more romantic" "Go ahead and stick it in me" "Oh he's leaking on me" .....well we know what's going on in Elvis' brain today.
I feel like an awesome reveal would’ve been that there’s multiple killers, and that’s how they’re always at the exact location that the siblings are at. A way to reveal this would be that the guy shoots and kills one of the killers, but another one just comes up and takes their place. Continuing until the guy is out of bullets.
Instead of a crystal ball, you should've tied in the SimpliSafe promo! Maybe the strangers had their sensors and cameras set up everywhere so they knew exactly where the family was at all times.
I love how I can see all the obvious modern horror movie tropes, Standing completely still in a room, Doing everything that a normal human would never do, And tripping over nothing
Lmao I love his trademark contentious facial expression when he’s giving a negative review of a film... eyebrows up and at a slant, eyes lazily half open
I want one of these movies where when the creepy person creepily pops up the protagonists immediate reaction is “KICK EM IN THE KNEES” and the creep just falls
Car: gets rammed in the rear Engine: dies Other car: smashed the front into a building and another car and then gets blown up and set on fire Engine: this is fine
@@randomnerd3402 I didn't want to put it like that, but yeah, that's basically it. The parents died in stupid ways because they were boomers, but the young couple was given a plot armor.
Actually, it's much easier for police to track landlines. A landline will give them an exact location, but cellphones are tracked by triangulation, meaning it identifies which towers the phone has pinged off of recently and they use that to give them a general area. So the fact that the killers didn't immediately cut the phone line, and actually let them start the call is even worse.
Also how he thinks the gun magically disappeared when they showing him putting it down on a table before the truck rams through the trailer and they run. Movie still sucked
What was Christina Hendricks doing in this mess? Her death was SO frustrating, she didn't even try to not die. I guess they couldn't afford her fee for more than a third of the film
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If the strangers didn't take out that family, regular life would have.
Underrated comment,goddamn
Really?
They’d have choked on their spit or something
🤣😆👌🏼
Lmaooooo
This movie is the most blatant example of "Because the plot needed to happen" I've ever seen...
"Why?"
"So the movie can happen!"
"Fair enough!"
I hate ending because it’s a rip off of Texas chainsaw massacre.
@JDG3981 "yeah yeah yeah"
Christina Hendricks could have taken her top off to distract them and then just beat them to death with a plunger.
@@madamkoifish no it is not. Have you ever seen TCM
The family in this movie split up more than the characters in Scooby Doo
Oh hey, I enjoy your stuff. Keep it up mate.
So did mine :(
But In scooby doo they had good reasons to split up
Lets split gang!
@@peterabenante_2109 Fred trying to see if Daphne's carpets match the drapes, Shaggy and Scooberton always trying to raid the fridge, and Velma deepthroats a pack of hot dogs
Now I want to see a horror movie where the victims intentionally make the dumbest choices specifically to fuck with the killers.
They kinda did the reverse of that in the og strangers
Tucker and Dale is a good movie with that type of tone. Not exactly what you described, but the characters that die do make the dumbest choices, but not to intentionally mess with the “killers”
@@Falderos8729what a fire movie I completely forgot about tucker and dale
@@kingbulldog8193 YESSS I know right?? Alan Tudyk is legit one of the best actors ever, and his voice acting is possibly even better, somehow. But also the other lead, Tyler Lavigne has gone onto do quite a bit in great stuff, like the Escape Room movies, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Dirk Gently’s HDA, and also like Tudyk has some good roles in Voice Acting, like a small role in Monster’s University, and even though I haven’t seen it a role in the newer Voltron show. But Tucker and Dale did come out before all of this in 2010 so maybe it catapulted their careers
The first movie shows the strangers taunting, tormenting and eventually killing an adult couple; the second movie, they meet their greatest challenge: TEENAGERS!
*:( ) TEENAGERS THE MOST STRONGEST THINGS EVER*
Oh God not the teenagers
@@icecoldsoda8599 *nooooooo >:( ) not the tik tok users*
squirmy suckers never give you a chance
@@Yigash hahahha look at me i did the funi thing on the internet wow look at me i said cringe to a person I'm soooo epic
*oh boy here comes the party ruinner to ruin the party i expected to see but not that soon mr old man :/*
listen i know that what i am doing is cringe ok and i am trying to be nice and you here came out out of nowhere approaching me in such a weird way just to tell me cringe stfu if you don't like what you see here then go shesh whats your problem
I love how basically every character in this film has like 25 HP, except for the Scarecrow Wannabe guy, who's got like 2,000 HP
We needed an invincible slasher villain, but we forgot to actually give some kind of justification for them being indestructible.
But Kinsey wisely took a perk where her HP restores when out of combat, that why she got better so quickly.
@@rud5101 jason?
@@ProstoVeresk He's like a zombie or something tho
@@rud5101 no they probably made him a zombie so they could make more sequels.
Americans irl: i never leave without my trusty gun on me.
Americans in horror movies: gun? What gun?
Only 15% of Americans own a gun
@@worldofdoom995 then they boutta catch these hands 👊😤👊
@@t1me212 how about if some Americans didn't had arms
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@@jjj7783 *HEEEEELLL YA EVEEEN THOOOO IM NOT A AMERICANNNNNN BUUUT OOOKKK*
Plot twist there were hundreds of strangers and they were sitting in every hiding spot in the trailer park no crystal ball just hundreds of psychopaths wearing the same 3 masks
Imagine two of them with the same mask trying to kill the same victim like ,, Are you stupid? We had plan Lucy. Ou. You didn't come to the meeting? Well no wonder this shit happend!"
@@bouda634 lmaoo this is great
Honestly, if that was the case it would have made the movie make so much more sense lmaooo
Or they put a tracker on the 1 girl and none of the others
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Or common sense
@ebulating they did have one
@ebulating they did have a shotgun in the first movie
SimpliSafe is actually great, in case anyone was thinking about it. I just upgraded to the new version a few months ago.
I want a “horror” movie where the Main Character finds a dead body, calls the cops and leaves the scene to wait for the cops, and then the movie ends.
The sequel should be when a terrorist group attacks and the cops call the government.
You're next is like that smart characters
@@corecooper3701 oh yeah
technically, that's the intro to an episode of a cop show.
So fucking make one.
"Don't just sit there and die. That doesn't help anyone." - Life advice for 2020.
Timestamp?
@@babiegirl526 22:30
Life advice for anytime, anywhere, anyplace.
Kinda reminded me of that one PvZ letter; “To win this game, please let your front door open and your lawn un guarded” or something like that”.
My christian uncle and his church need this advice. They just allow covid to kill them all, one by one... fken idiots
No but can we talk about how someone in a horror can literally die from a sprained ankle, while the killer could literally have their whole foot cut off and still walk fine without even a simple “ow”
Why does it feel like horror movies have the worst sequels
Because they have.
Because horror movies themselves usually suck. I bet I could count the LEGITIMATELY good horror movies I've seen on one, maybe two hands.... which is kind of weird because its still my favorite genre.
It's so sad that it's true
Horror movies really depend upon the element of surprise, so when you've already seen it once, it isn't as scary to see it the second time
@@SulfuricRain same for me. It's by far my favorite genre and it makes me sad that there are rarely good movies. Especially American horror movies suck. Austria has some great ones like "I see I see" and "Funny Games" (which ironically is the better version of "Strangers").
"Get out" was fantastic though.
"Don't use your phones!"
"Why?"
"Because the incredibly overplayed and old horror cliche we went with instead of having a single original thought doesn't work when you have them."
Let's be honest. It would be either this or just plain the "The phones don't have signal here" cliche. Which they also use lmao
Oh cool our phones work to call the police!
Oh no, the killer(s) managed to kill the police!
Honestly...the phones never make much difference. I want to see a horror movie where they send out a goddamn swat team and they actually manage to gun down the bad guy
@@zmatt007 That could work well. Set the movie in the late 90s when wireless phones weren't common, have the killer(s) cut the phone line, and have the main characters struggle to contact help, and have the movie end with a fight scene between police/swat and the killer(s). Not particularly complex, but it could be a good place to start from.
@@zmatt007 so like how Jason Voorhes was that one time
Weren't the phones broken by the strangers?
This film is just “4 people who we don’t care about are completely braindead and make poor decisions for plot reasons so that they can be killed by a villain we established in an actually half decent, original horror film so we can cash in on the ‘franchise’ and make more money”
The fact that they CUT the budget for the sequel should tell you everything really.
I completely agree with the movie purpose, but sometimes a budget cut doesn’t mean everything. However, I can still see your point.
The phone dilemma drove me nuts. An easy explanation that the filmakers could have used to get rid of the phones is by having the dad get pissed off that everyone is on their phones instead of spending time together. And have him take the phones away. It is not a perfect alternative but still better than what they went with.
@@saintcp7721 of course, however I feel like they were trying to be more ambitious in this film than in the first one, which makes you question why a bigger budget wasn’t allocated considering how well the first one did on a slightly larger budget. Imo in this instance it points to a blatant and obvious cash grab .
But like you said, doesn’t always tell the full tale.
@@rascoehunter3608 they literally could’ve done anything other than what they did in the film to make it a feasible dilemma. The one you mentioned, they could have had patchy cell signal out in the country, they could have thought of ANYTHING. Also the fact that the strangers took the time to smash them rather than just taking them made the whole situation even more annoying to me, but idk if that’s just me being picky?
Word
The characters were so braindead that they almost made the strangers look like mary sues and gary stu.
They are however like they're just chilling on Random places that the characters end up trying to hide on
The first “The Strangers” was a pretty solid home invasion horror film with some pretty damn intense moments and some genuinely chilling shots and dialogue
“Why are you doing this to us?”
“Because you were home.”
The sequel looks so ridiculous in comparison I’ve never bothered to check it out.
Well, it was based on true crimes! Reality is often a million times scarier than anything our imagination could come up with.
Agreed. The Strangers was a great stand alone film that didn't NEED a sequel.
@@averyvonniessen6280
I honestly find it pretty disgusting that they used a real murder case to "base" the first movie on.
Imagine you get murdered horrifically, the case unsolved. And then some asshole director uses your death and suffering to get his horror movie more publicity, in which you behave like a dumbass, then get stalked and killed by a bunch of slasher villains. And that movie makes millions and millions of dollars. I'm sure the killer(s) found it pretty dope, considering they were portrayed as these menacing, almost supernatural masked phantoms. Probably got off on it too. The families of the victims probably not so much.
@@sherlocksmuuug6692 I looked into this and what I found was the Manson murders? They’re what he cited as inspiration, which were solved as far as I know, I mean it was the cult. Not saying it’s great but it isn’t much like the actual crimes. Other than that he cited a series of break ins in his neighborhood, nothing wrong with using that.
@@BriarPatchNyra
Well fuck me then, I must have misremembered from when I watched the YMS review of the movie years ago.
Sorry about that. Yeah, thats not ideal but not nearly as tasteless as the Amityville Horror Reboot or the Haunting of Sharon Tate.
I guess I owe a horror movie an apology now.
The Strangers - Dumb couple gets tormented by psychos.
The Strangers 2 - Dumb family practically commits suicide for Psychos.
yeah but the sexy pool scene automatically exempts this from being the worst horror sequel 😌
@@villasiobolognese1836 I still think Jason Goes to Hell and the Leprechaun sequels are worse.
I can’t get over the fact that the gun just disappears. Like that blows my mind they just said “fuck it” 🤣🤣
@@novadselir1068 jason x is worst
@@vinicinfodexota5083 Jason X is supposed to be a satire
Dad: smashes through a trailer and has most of his bones broken
Baghead: does the same thing but is completely unharmed
That's because of agility, assuming Baghead murdered countless other families I'm sure he's use to taking a few bumps and bruises. Giving that the father wasn't prepared for it either plays a part too
@@AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist uh huh. That’s a long excuse when you can just say it didn’t make sense.
@@futureparadise.2089 it didn't make sense because someone didn't get injured the same as the other? Why do you think a person is more likely to get knocked out from a punch if they don't see it coming? Half of these rants are just overthinking but saying it doesn't make sense because you want it to not make sense is what really doesn't make....
@@AC-94_da_Rap_Arsonist dude, a dumb movie like this does *NOT* get that deep lol
@@futureparadise.2089 doesn't have to get deep for people to be nitpicky/overthink
“Get off Twitter” is extremely good advice
"Ah, Twitter stinks! I'm leaving!"
- Wario
Unless the person telling you to "get off twitter" is telling you to jack off a personified version of twitter.
And it's advice that has aged extremely well thanks to that guy who's allegedly really rich from selling someone else's idea for cars or whatever.
any mother would fight for their life because theyd wanna live for their kids. sis didnt even TRY
My parents always carry their hand guns (white south african boer stuff yadda yadda) and they shoot to kill...
I know im late but have you seen what her kids do through this entire movie? She probably realized that if she survived she would have to take care of these dumbasses through the entire movie so she just gave up on live.
@@tensu5811 LMAO
Ikr
@@tensu5811 lol
I love how the parents in this movie are just nonchalantly like "Duck it, im dying today. Good luck kids!"
haha duck
Happens in a lot of movies, too.
True and it happens alot cause they actors don’t wannabe in this pile of shart
Really though…I was especially irritated they killed off Christina Hendricks character so early…been my celebrity crush for years! In a perfect world she would’ve been the ‘lone survivor’ that makes it all the way to the end, but noooo, then again can you blame her for keeping the screen time to a minimum in this nonsense? lol
Everyone: dies in this movie way too easily
Bag Head Man: “imma just not die”
Look at your likes
bag head man said built different 😤
Bag Head Man literally said, RIP to everyone else but I'm different lmao
Dude said "imma WHOLE different breed" lmao
when he was laying on the bridge, by his axe, why didnt she go over to him, pick up the axe and split his skull. he would for sure be dead then
i actually wanna see a slasher in a trailer park, except the trailer park people are resourceful and deadly, and their craftiness allows for some creative kills.
I’m pretty sure one of the Tremor’s movies is like that
So basically a Floridian trailer park...
The Hills Have Eyes Family Visit West Virginia
Watch "who's next ?"
@@mistermidnight1823 Ohio?
“One things leads to another and they end up falling in the pool”
That sounds like the setup to a porno.
Doc, Watcha doing alone in the facility?
Watcha doin step-stranger?
I’d like to watch that
@@peanuthead6889 ho
Dr Bright this should be one of the things u can’t do at the facility
A poem by Elvis the Alien named "Where did the gun go?"
It's not in his hand
I don't see it in his pants
Where'd he put it? Up his ass?
He's just thrown it on the grass?
I guess he just didn't want the gun
And yeah, that's it. The gun is just gone, now.
I read that in his voice, and it was amazing 😂
It's weird how well this works as a poem
Its a Haiku poem t.b.h.!.....lol...real shit.., crudely said.., but on point.... This would be a Haiku...
I hope that when the US makes guns harder to get this is read out on national TV.
Need an English Teacher analysis on this.
Acording to the IMDb Trivia for the Movie: "The director admittedly doesn't like slasher movies or home invasion movies. "
That explains it
Wow, what a twist.
Wow, that's such a shocking reveal. What a shaaaaaaaaame
Then why the fuck did they hire him or why did he stay? 😂🙄
@@datboi9539 What the actual hell is that avi?
Nobody:
Elvis: all I wanted as a child was a home security system
Review "The Bye Bye man" it is possibly the worst horror movie I've ever seen
Dont say it dont think it
Nah it truly terrible
YES ELVIS NEEDS TO REVIEW THIS
@@dystopia5269 Don't think it don't say it
It’s horrible lmao
This movie is the ideal party movie. Doesn’t really make sense but is perfect when ur friends wouldn’t shut up anyways
I saw people defending the movie, calling it an 80s slasher homage but I don't think that it makes the movie automatically better. There are fan projects that do it better.
Honestly thats the truth
Yeah an 80s slasher homage with literally none of the charm or originality of an 80s slasher.
The pool scene with the music playing is a decent scene though.
Yeah like that Friday the Thirteenth one! What is it called, "Never Hike Alone"?
@@CrystalBall-.- it's all on TH-cam isn't. It's really good btw
I like to think some of the Strangers were waiting for Kensi in the wrong hiding spot/trailer like "well damn, it's been half an hour already, maybe I should move spots"
Also I knew a guy in highschool who was chilling out front of a party when some shit walked up behind him and slit his throat, he survived, still has the scar, turns out its actually pretty hard to cut through the windpipe when just doing a quick slice across the throat, so food for thought I guess, and no they never got the guy that did it
There's a bone (the hyoid bone) in the way, and a thick layer of muscle. The windpipe is also really tough too.
Damn, someone had a grudge
That's hardcore
That's f***ed up.
That's terrifying. But it's good to know that the "quick, shallow throat-slitting" thing in movies doesn't work irl.
Anti-Chekhov’s gun: if you don’t have a gun in the 3rd act, make sure they have one in the first act
"If something is mentoned and could be important, get rid of it"
Underrated comment.
What’s funny is, in the movie he puts the gun down when he sits in the living room before the truck comes in. He leaves the gun on the table when he runs away. Our boy got this one wrong
Elvis sounds like he's in pain the entire time.
he is tho, these are really bad movies that give you pain
@@anonymous92388 I’m gonna be honest I do like the original strangers more but for some reason I like the sequel too I don’t know why though but I love it because I guess It’s because I like bad & mediocre movies.
@@JuanLopez-cf8px maybe... I'm just saying... maybe you are a masochist?
@@thisisrex1676 masochist?
@@JuanLopez-cf8px a person who likes pain
"I personally tested the sensors" - Translation: I went into my kitchen and took a sledgehammer to my window and the sensor did go off.
authorities : * exists *
this family : I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
I actually IMDb’d this movie just to make sure the daughter’s name was Kinsey and not Kenzie... I don’t need to share a name with an idiot slasher character
Thank god a idiot slasher character doesn’t have to share your name
Blessings in disguise
@@calmgoodfire4662 What can I say, I am a petty and small woman
She survived, so she obviously isn’t that stupid
Imagine being this overreacting lmao.
@@plschokeme I AM A PETTY AND SMALL WOMAN
The stranger's 3: its just a prank bro
"I did it for the lulz"
Watch the movie Dont Hang Up ....that's literally the movie
*PTSD flashbacks to 2010*
I can't believe I liked this movie the way I did
Decided to check the movie out and the bathroom scene had me baffled.
So many options, so many actions available and to just stand there, motionless, for absolutely no reason. Hand-eye coordination of a corpse, honestly
It wouldn't be a horror movie if the victims were actually somewhat intelligent.
I wonder where You're Next stands? It does have idiots but it makes up with the Badass hero.
I was gonna say cabin in the woods. But I'm pretty sure it was just the stoner thinking clearly. Lol
You’re everywhere
I think Get Out is a good example of a horror movie with a somewhat intelligent protag...he made some pretty quick/smart decisions during the climax of the movie
@@tonypeppermint5329 hmm
I like the brother doesn't shoot his sister's stabber. Really makes you think about how close this family really was (lol)
The family never cares about each other
Oh damn, I never thought I would hear people talk about this movie. I saw it in spain during a horror movie marathon and it was such a surreal experience. The movie was so terrible everyone in the theatre started to collectively roast it. It was the funniest shit. I mentioned it recently to a friend as a bad horror movie we could watch and roast together. It's awesome to see you making a video on it.
Wait what? Damn I love this movie why do people hate it so much
@@notBrocker It's very predictable, there's a lot of plot holes and things that don't make sense in it. It's very campy. I don't think it's objectively good but tbf I did have a lot of fun watching it. I will always remember that experience. The overall badness of it all was very amplified I think by the fact we were watching horror movies after horror movies since it was a marathon. So I think that was the 4th or 5th horror movie in a row. It was easy to compare it to other movies that had a better execution.
@@ArturGlass.C wow ye they did make alot of bad choices but idk I enjoyed it I got scared for the characters at some points I got sad when the dad died the pool scene was awsome
I love how everyone in horror movies look at a dude with a pocket knife the same as a warlord with a rocket launcher
Honestly if they make a 3rd Strangers movie, they should totally just rip off Home Alone and make it all about the kids having to deal with the murderers
_Change my mind_
That would be neat
I absolutely refuse to change your mind.
or it could be like a cage fight in a abandoned factory. make them think they have to kill eachother but have multiple sniper points get them
They essentially already made that movie. It’s called The Aggression Scale.
How about you make me change your mind!
These are the kind of "horror" movies I hate the most. They aren't contending with a clever villain. They aren't up against the might or magic of some monster. No, they're up against a handful of edgy dimwits who only manage to get any kills because the victims are all holding the idiot ball. When your movie requires the characters to act as dumb as possible to advance the plot, the experience goes from being scary to plain exasperating and unfun. You're supposed to want to root for the victims, not be glad their idiocy is being cleansed from the gene pool.
_hehe pool-_
@@random_person_i_guess I actually loved the part when they fought back I thought it was pretty awesome
ever watched "the thing"? i know its a classic but the high point of that movie is that people do the smartest thing they could have done in response to a situation; they do what you would have done in their place.
The Thing is awesome! A smart movie with great writing and pacing.
Also, the 2011 prequel is quite good for a prequel, expands on the story in a newt way.
Ya it's why I love John carpenters The thing (original not new). I need to see that after this.
I love how he is completely dead inside when talking about the beginning of the movie
I would honestly rather see a movie called “The Dumbasses: Pray for Credits” than this
But isn't that just this movie? Lul
It would be based on this movie, like how Airplane was based on Zero Hour, but with the stupidity made completely obvious. For example instead of the guy's gun just disappearing in a certain scene, they all get huge assault rifles like they're an army squad, and all those guns suddenly disappear in a single cut.
@@pentelegomenon1175 LOL that would be absolutely hilarious, i would watch that
@@pentelegomenon1175 The guns keep appearing and disappearing at random intervals.
your comment made my day xD
"don't just sit there and die, that doesn't help anyone."
*W IS E W O R D S*
Moral of the story: Elvis needs sleep
I wanted to beat your ass but you bombed the city :(
*county
@@certificateofirrelevance2412 wait, what?
I loved your game
@@Fanin_n this guys a game antagonist
I love how everything somehow ends up being "like in Star Wars" with Elvis
Now it's a perfect Friday the 13th.
Oh shoot, I didn't even realize it was Friday the 13th😂
Amen to that
I'm binge watching Friday the 13th lol
Ikr lmao
@@Wilting_Wallflower dude, same 😂
Plot twist: there is a fourth stranger that was always near the crystal ball and all the strangers had cool minion walkie talkies to know what happens next
@Andrew Herd no my guy the movie
Wait, Really?
@@dinonuggiesryumoop9130 it was a joke
Love your pfp
>minions
Hay look son. The dead people, you said were dead are actually dead. Who would’ve guessed it.
He is the good kid so you would think that the dad would believe him.
Ikr. Not believing the kids is so over done it's infuriating.
22:48
The show, "I Survived," has taught me that getting your throat slit is NOT always a death sentence. Like. At all. It's amazing how many people live despite having their throats slit or being shot in the head. That show is straight up ruining Hollywood's portrayal of fatal wounds lol
"There's bodies in here, stop with this All Nature nonsense and call The Police"!
"NO! THIS MUST BE A DEVICELESS VACATION"!
wtf?
Wait? What?? Is that actually a line? Time stamp, _PLEASE_
@@random_person_i_guess uh, no, is Just me saying How stupid this thought was, like, "we can't use cellphones to call the police" shit.
the "Okay, all devices in this bag/box, we will have a healthy true family time! Its totally not just the writers not having an actual smart way of going around the fact people can call the police stupidly easy nowadays!" parent horror cliche
@@arthurstaufackar8561 there's a scene that shows the family's cell phones were broken by the strangers
@@crazygamer4260 just because the dad was stupid enough to put in that little box, because it's not like a forest at night is a dangerous place or anything, right? I mean, they were basically asking to die by that point.
“if i had a wife that i loved to death”
elvis says.... as he has a wife
*oof*
Hahahaha fantastic 😂
Uh oh. RubberRoss used to say things like that shortly before the whole ProJared debacle.
Maybe they divorced now
@@Kimmy0721 no they're not
Can u maybe review the horror movie rubber its hilariously bad its about a haunted tire...that kills people
Ask him on twitter
He should
Lmfao just the premise alone sounds hilarious
That's one of the greatest movies I've ever seen.
it's supposed to bad tho lol
After the willys wonderland review the suggestion of the mom defending herself with a plunger against the stranger aged very well. Gjob alan the allepecian.
"where'd he put it up his ass,
did he throw it on the grass"
possibly one of my favorite Dr.Seuss rhymes
Oh my god there's a bang at the door
YMS reference
The mom didn't even try.
Imma flail my arms around and tell you to run for your life, don't worry I'm sure I'll be spared
The gun is lost when the hooded Stranger crashes his truck into the trailer. It's on the Table in front of them and gets lost in the wreckage.
I thought the first strangers was so scary but after hush came out, I just tossed strangers aside like it never existed.
Same. Hush is great.
What makes the strangers worse is the first one is actually based on a family that got slaughtered running away from the abusive father
I didn't think Hush was scary but I liked it. My favorite was the serial killer.
@@b3nl555 I can see why some people don’t think it’s scary but for me it’s bc I can’t walk so I can’t imagine someone taunting me and killing everyone around me bc they know I can’t win this fight
@@renny489 You can't walk? Why?
Now that Elvis has provided details of his security system, I can break in safely and steal Nicholas Cage. >:)
My boyfriend and I went and saw this in theaters and it's one of few times I've ever experienced an entire theater of people actively mocking a film for all the dumb shit in it. Especially towards the ending. It was an awesome time lmao.
I was rooting for The Strangers by the end of this.
Great movie! Lot's of fun!
Sorry the " movie " that is supposed to remove you from reality for an hour and a half didn't logically add up for you, lol. Man, let's see how this works: Ok folks, I came across a TH-cam video bashing a favorite movie of mine. The guy wants to rip the movie apart, due to the fact that,
IT'S ..A...MOVIE! When I go to the movies I want to see everyday folk doing logical things we do all the time and eat some popcorn and go home! This movie has plotholes, ugh. I hate that. This movie is not realistic! Ugh, I hate that. This movie doent make sense, like The Wizard of Oz does ! Ugh!, I hate that.
WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE MOVIES, I just want to see real people doing everyday things all the time, I don't want to escape from the crap going on in our world for a little while, ugh, I hate that!
Lol! Just kidding, maybe. Maybe not. I DONT KNOW! My comment probably doesn't make sense, ugh , I hate that! Lol.
" Knock, knock! Is Elvis home?" 🪓
@@earlleary you what
🤣
@@earlleary u crazy af
@@earlleary Ah yes, because being logical in surreal situation, like dealing with a bunch of psychopaths trying to kill you is extremly common. Happens every wednesday, ugh.
Everyone in this movie: “I guess I’ll just die.”
Strangers: prey at night
Strangers: stalk at night
Strangers: we’re the rats
Bag head man: "I mAkE aLl Of DaH rUlEs!!!"
The family: Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into.
24:35 As someone who recently had the back of their car rammed, the car does stop working if that happens. There was nothing wrong with the engine, but if the airbags go off theres a safety thing that shuts down the car until you flip a switch.
I don’t think they put that feature in a cop car. I’m sorry, but a police vehicle shouldn’t stop when it gets rear ended and a truck should not work after it explodes. This is some of the dumbest writing I’ve ever seen in any movie.
When you said they forgot about the gun I thought you meant they forgot to show him carrying it around. But they really forgot he had it at all.
"He turns on the radio to make it more romantic"
"Go ahead and stick it in me"
"Oh he's leaking on me"
.....well we know what's going on in Elvis' brain today.
The Strangers 2: The Squeakquel Electric Boogaloo
Dude you’re literally everywhere
Hey it’s you again
Go away
The Strangers 3: Chipwrecked
Yo wtf why r u everywhere i go and how? O
I understand that in general characters in horror movies have to have some sort of lack of intelligence but this is overdoing it.
They act like democrats.
@@Watcher8888 I'm going to do the smart thing and not agree *or* disagree
Lol cabin in the woods makes fun of all those movies
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
In the first one they were stupider
Willy's Wonderland took that plunger advice very seriously.
I feel like an awesome reveal would’ve been that there’s multiple killers, and that’s how they’re always at the exact location that the siblings are at. A way to reveal this would be that the guy shoots and kills one of the killers, but another one just comes up and takes their place. Continuing until the guy is out of bullets.
They should have let you write the script. It would be so much better.
That sounds funnier than the movie.
@@Jenna2k multiple comments suggest the multiple Strangers idea. I think practically anyone else could've come up with a better script tbh lol
That happened in totally killer
one of the writers also did "the forest" - all questions automatically answered.
Ugh. That movie was terrible
That movie was so bad it just made me angry watching it
@@bloodyfrostingg same. So cheap and the characters were just so terrible I didn't care if they died or not.
That movie was such a waste of a setting. Good writers could have done something really cool with Aokigahara Forest.
literally! Waste of time. And they couldn't get some asians as the main people or something...
Instead of a crystal ball, you should've tied in the SimpliSafe promo! Maybe the strangers had their sensors and cameras set up everywhere so they knew exactly where the family was at all times.
26:23 She went to the Prometheus school of running away from things
15:21 Hey, if a serial killer got in my car next to me and started blasting Ram Ranch on my stereo, I'd be terrified too
How did Elvis’s sponsors go from Adam and Eve store to Simpli-Safe
I mean it isn't that big of a difference. Both sell things that protect.
He has the range!
Hehe we don’t talk about that
@@Darek_B52 Wait. Adam and Eve Protects What?
@@Darek_B52 Oh wait hehehe i get it
I swear that all these horror movies add "phone addiction" plot device as an excuse to why no one tries to call the cops
I love how I can see all the obvious modern horror movie tropes, Standing completely still in a room, Doing everything that a normal human would never do, And tripping over nothing
Lmao I love his trademark contentious facial expression when he’s giving a negative review of a film... eyebrows up and at a slant, eyes lazily half open
Omg so true
First rule of any horror movie: Don’t split the party.
(This also applies to Dungeons and Dragons 😉)
Don't you know
You never split the party !
Unless you have a Dog named Scooby Doo.
I thought it said the stranglers, then I was about to go all SpongeBob on them and wear spiky cleats
uh
"with these spiky cleats, anything is possible"
Only Spongebob fans will understand it
Nice
I want one of these movies where when the creepy person creepily pops up the protagonists immediate reaction is “KICK EM IN THE KNEES” and the creep just falls
Her jumping into the bed of the truck reminded me of the ending to Texas Chainsaw Massacre except bad
I hate when mediocre/bad movies reference much better movies. Just makes me wish I was watching the movie they’re referencing instead.
Nice Kakyoin pfp
@@suziebelle3738 thx I drew it myself
You editing _Ram Ranch_ over the radio scene in the car makes me want to see a third Strangers movie that takes place in Ram Ranch.
Ayo dr bright
Car: gets rammed in the rear
Engine: dies
Other car: smashed the front into a building and another car and then gets blown up and set on fire
Engine: this is fine
The pickup was Christine's hillbilly cousin, Jake, this entire time.
That would make a great cormercial!
The first strangers is sooooo good the tension building is amazing.
That's the most convoluted way to get rid of someone's parents just because they were against modern technologies.
Aka the parents were boomers
@@randomnerd3402 I didn't want to put it like that, but yeah, that's basically it. The parents died in stupid ways because they were boomers, but the young couple was given a plot armor.
@@KamenRiderFeline "young couple"
Uhh...
@@KamenRiderFeline young couple ?😭
@@panchomonterrey9190One way or another, that was the intention.
Review “The Bye Bye Man”, it’s absolute poopiehead
The pee pee poo poo man
my friend was talking about this recently & said it was really scary but i just thought it sounded silly & stupid 😂 sounds like a 5 yr old made it up
*I am slow so what is the movie?*
@@rollingkirby basically its shit
@@rollingkirby bye bye man kill when say name. I believe that is the entire movie.
Actually, it's much easier for police to track landlines. A landline will give them an exact location, but cellphones are tracked by triangulation, meaning it identifies which towers the phone has pinged off of recently and they use that to give them a general area. So the fact that the killers didn't immediately cut the phone line, and actually let them start the call is even worse.
I love how he just ignored the several times they said the older couple was their grandma and grandpa like it’s the moms parents 🥴
Or that the reason they were wasn't a vacation, the daughter was going to boarding school lmao
I thought they were aunt and uncle?
Also how he thinks the gun magically disappeared when they showing him putting it down on a table before the truck rams through the trailer and they run. Movie still sucked
@@AZ-jd5cr I only appreciate it for the pool scene and the fact that the opening is a shot of my hometown 🙃
@@AZ-jd5cr i thought they showed him running with it though
I understand the fight or flight response, but if your first reaction is to run and get caught to then not ALSO fight back... you whack.
Exactly.
What was Christina Hendricks doing in this mess? Her death was SO frustrating, she didn't even try to not die.
I guess they couldn't afford her fee for more than a third of the film
Yep. She just stood there and got stabbed. Brilliant.
Elvis: *going over where all of his security things are placed and how they work*
Criminals: *taking notes*
I will say, that hotel pool scene was actually really great, the lighting and music are mostly what in my opinion makes it good