Philomena Cunk vs Children
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ส.ค. 2024
- How do they make chickens into turkeys?
Twitter: OnCunk
Sharing all things Cunk - a fictional character from Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Britain, Cunk on Shakespeare and Cunk on Earth - Portrayed by the incredible Diane Morgan.
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“Yeah he’ll be allowed cuz the police don’t know when he’s in the air.” Props to that one kid for discovering the ‘it isn’t illegal if you don’t get caught’ route.
I find it hilarious that he'd rather think of Santa as this badass rebel outlaw that gives presents to kids to piss off the government, rather than someone they'd happily let in freely like the pope x')
@@blopartDGRI why hasn't this been turned into a movie already!?
@@larssonk22 "what if we lived in a world, where The Grinch had won over the planet, all presents were made illegal, and Santa had to hide in order to survive ? How would he organize in the underground, a resistance, and a throw-over of this dictatorial regime that nobody seems to fight against anymore?! -> find out next October, in theaters, watching the new sensational release by the creators of Despicable Me : Santa VS The Grinch 2, reversed, reloaded, strikes back, the return of the !
(feat. Spiderman) for some reason)
@@blopartDGRITbf I wouldn't put it past the government to not allow in a person that gives away Christmas presents.
@@blopartDGRIor Santa is like the main resistance leader and the main story centers around 3 elves hiding out while the grinch has ordered all elves to be sent to concentration camps for forced labor to dig up Cole or something
And instead of grinch not allowing presents it’s more like a klaus situation and everyone is constantly fighting and hate each other and that’s how grinch came into power; but Santa started giving presents to children and making them more friendly and grinch HATED that so he banned presents
The girl telling her that turkeys and chickens are two separate birds is going to be like a leading scientist in some insane breakthrough
Really smart, take no nonsense girl!
she answered with the same stern matter-of-factness the historians and scientists philomena interviews do lol
That girl explained could be lecturing classes already. Such composure.
The way she says it so frankly😂
They may be separate species but they're both in the MAGA party.
Philomena finally meets her intellectual equal
More like, her intellectual equals finally meet Philomena 😂
...except that one girl who explained to her about chicken and turkey😂
Finally, a worthy opponent!
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 And the choir boy, he also seemed intellectually superior :D
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
The avian explainer clearly falls into the programme's 'Expert' category.
"The turkey... and the chicken... are two separate birds," the girl explains.
she is a small adult after all, she know things
Are you jokin' me?
Gotta love how she takes on the exact tone of one of the experts that Cunk interviews, the "I'll explain it slowly since you're an idiot" tone.
@@matthewmitchell3457- By all accounts, that little girl will be masterful in whatever pursuit she directs her energy.
this killed me 💀
"I think he just shoplifts" 😂😂🤣🤣
😂
The little girl's face as she realizes she could have a life of crime 😂
“Ok” 😂
ひどいな😂
She always manages to get "Brexit" in her statements
"i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a man called bruce"
i'm sorry but this kid is a genius! xD
And they both agreed Superman was real 🤣
@@gerardjayetileke4373Well, yes because he is 🤔🤔
@@BaronRodney I stand corrected.
i don't think batman is real, i think he's just a Man
I wonder how kids even know about Batman these days. There's no contemporary Batman cartoon as far as I know, and all the films are for adults.
“Small adults, also known as children,” 😂
That's actually a serious statement rather than a joke
@Donice09
Cunk may be a Scientologist.
Some children are more adult than some adults.
It was actually true in Victorian times. Really sad. They weren't considered what we call children nowadays.
Actually adults are more like big children than children are small adults
"Turkey..." **dramatic right hand gesture** "...and chicken...." **dramatic left hand gesture** "....are two separate birds."
"You're joking me."
".....No."
Fucking hell I'm crying my eyes out from laughing you Brits and your humor are incredible
*dramatic separating gesture*
1:05, Turkeys, and Chickens, are two separate birds, her pauses, and hand gestures absolutely cracked 😂 me up; 10 points for that young lady.
I had to reread that a few times wondering why you'd want that young lady to have 10 pints... (mind you it's 2 in the morning after an 18 hour workday for me).
@@shoelacedonkey 😃
That was adorable
She is fantastic. So bright.
You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
The choir boy who says “we attach the words to the music” understands music on a deeper level than most much older choral students
Yeah that was quite touching for some reason actually.
Yeah. Even his speaking voice sounds musical..
Adult choral students!? That's just strange.
“Two separate birds” gal should get a bafta.
So good.
Noble laureate to be !
I loved the smile on her face as she genuinely felt like she taught an adult something cool they didn't know.
That bird expert nailed it. That’s the only way to handle Ms Cunk. 👌
She outsmarted Cunk for sure.
You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
Cunk was truly 'Cunk'd.'
Her trying not to laugh after the first kid threw her “who are you” back at her ☠️☠️
She almost never does that, really took her by surprise. It was so great. Only a kid would do that.
i dont see anything, you are all making stuff up
@@Rilex037Yep, making it up in their heads.
Are we watching the same video? She doesn't smile in the slightest...
@@AkshayKumarX it's the little crack when she says her name.
00:07 the only time when Cunk's "who are you" gets a "who are you" back
1:06 How did someone so small so completely master the art of ambiguous condescension?
The girl is British.
internet
I know! What a little Jedi.
Not quite condescension. More matter-of-fact. But her composure and surety are seemingly way beyond her years.
@@JohnPreston888 This kid for Prez 2064!
that girl explaning the turkey/chicken had the sensibilities and patience of an adult already
Ugh I really hope she does more bits with kids. Like a whole season of her with kids, then with adults. It'll be so cool
I love the choir kid that took her at face value and tried to help her understand in her language lmao
These kids are adorable. The little girl who explains chickens and turkeys is awesome!
She'll go far
The side eye of the girl in the green sweater is brutal. She's thinking, Where the hell did we get this one, she's feckin' mad.
The turkey chicken girl will be a QC one day and everybody will be terrified of coming up against her. Her argument was clear and flawless with perfectly understated, rhetorical flourish, and her "no" was resounding and final.
"how do you attach the music to the words? in your throat,"
"we attach the words to the music instead"
something poetic about that i cant put my finger on it
Yes, I was going to say do I just not know about enough about the nature of Catholicism to appreciate the joke here😮
@@jesserondinelli2086 Anglican.
It's called lyrics.
You can ad music to words, or words to music, it's all the same - The Swedish Academy agree.
0:35 Love how the little girl is clearly like "ok this adult is an idiot but let's be polite"
"In my opinion Batman is not real. It's just... it's just a man called Bruce."
Oh, bless' im!
TFP?
the "kay" with a broken voice oh my god
The little girl patiently and earnestly explaining that turkeys and chickens are actually separate birds is really sweet.
Her hands were like, listen girl 😂 chickens are not turkeys 😂
Kids are great. They answer straight up cause they're figuring out how things work it's really nice, especially the last one with the music and words.
“I think he’s just shoplifts” 😂Christmas Santa’s persona shattered at that moment 🤣
I love how both little girls just accepts this as fine
1:05 Ohhh her little exasperated sigh🤣 What a small adult
Inhaling is a little different than sighing fam
@@acaustic
Inhaling, and sighing, are two separate actions
It's just a reverse sigh, guys. Come on!
1:10 doing a mic drop without a mic, truly impressive
Hello from Nevada in the United States. I have just one question: are you kidding me? We get less than 2 minutes?? Philomena interviewing children? 😂 That's comedy in its purest form. I could watch 30 minutes easily. C'mon, give the audience what they want...more Philomena. I absolutely love this series. Her ability to keep a straight face while saying something totally ridiculous is gold. ❤ Thank you for your efforts. The humor is appreciated.
Why do they all sound insanely like real experts?😮😎these little gestures, pauses and mannerisms in general, just brilliant!
That's how their parents and British adults speak. So they've picked up on it.
Singing is like puking up beautiful words.
1:04 gold
The way she said "No"!
It seems that in future that girl is going be one of the eminent professors only to be interviewed by Philomena again. 😂
She sounds incredibly intelligent for her age. Seeing that fault in Cunks logic and clearly pointing it out takes a lot more skill than one would realise.
And of course, awesome mannerisms.
0:53 Such a normal conversation about Father Christmas and Brexit. 😆
And the kid actually knew what Brexit is. I'm not sure I know yet.
Why a child of five can undertand it!
Fetch me a child of five, I can't make head ot tail of it!
1:19 Honestly, that music question, I've also asked. No one has been able to explain it satisfactorily until this video.
0:50 I can't explain why or provide evidence but I too agree that Santa and Superman have probably met.
When I saw the title my mind thought she was actually fighting children for a second and I didn't question it because that would not be out of character 😂😂
all english kids sound like adults when they speak. they can clearly express themselves and opinions at that age and know when a silly adult is being silly.
When you get used to: “are you F… jocking?” That when you hear are you jocking me? All you do is gag hahahah
0:13 girl on the left ain't havin none of it.....
Cunk vibing with kids and being unhinged like them is what I pay the internet for😂
The kid who said chickens and turkeys are separate birds, is going to be very successful in life.
"turkeys and chickens ar two separate birds" (explains the separation between them using her hands) Philomena gasping: Are you joking?
Ok can we talk about the girl silently stating Philomena down with the side eye? She knows what’s up! 😂
You are utterly one of the most clever, funniest women I have ever seen!!!
This was far more profound than I was expecting.
0:23 kid on the left said a lot without speaking any word. lmao
“But it’s like, nice sick” 😂
I..I guess?
Lmao
I can watch Diane Morgan forever. She is ❤
Who's that? This is Philomena Cunk. She looks a bit like Mandy Carter.
That Turkey and Chicken girl sounded so smart!
the girl explaining the birds as if it was the most astounding fact
Kids nowadays lost all the innocence and magic in their hearts. They don't believe in Justice anymore... they think Batman is not real. 😢
This needs to be a TV show...wonderful!
These British children have more composure and speak better than 80% of American adults. T_T
Confident speakers too!
"i think superman and father christmas have met" IM MELTING
1:12 - Philomena: "Okay smarty pants then tell me how do they get the yolk into the egg".
Great answers from ALL the kids!
1:07 OMG SO CUTE!
The raw bluntness and sincerity of children is so funny sometimes :D
So Santa is real and he mostly shoplifts ! ❤😊
Why did I find this channel just yesterday? Now i have a dilemma, go to a wedding or binge watch? What to do, what to do?
Wedding first, get drunk, dance, get laid, then binge watch!
Weddings are overrated, binge watch! (Again, since you probably done that already)
Its always great to see how small adults explain things to a thick adult.
Covering the issues that matter.
I Love Philomena and these Kids are Adorable.
That "Okay..." at 0:35 is HYSTERICAL!!!
Philomena is a queen, but if she ever gets over this interviews, she will be empress.
Cunk punching above her weight here.
The girl who informs Philomena that turkeys and chickens are two different birds KNOWS she is dropping a truth bomb, and she doesn't dramatize it, she just waits for the truth to sink in. LOVE THAT!
Philomena telling children that Father Christmas shoplifts their presents... just sublime. ^_^
I think superman and father xmas have met😂😂😂
I mean they're both flyin around up there, right?
@@AUniqueHandleName444 that was his conclusion
Makes sense, if Father Christmas lives somewhere in the North Pole, then Superman's Fortress of Solitude shouldn't be that far away 😆
@@Pablo2995 do you reckon superman gets father xmas as a bit of back up in a neighbourly dispute
@@Mr.1.i Come think about it, I don't think they have many other neighbours, but I can totally see that happening haha
Batman isn't real, but Superman knows Santa.
This is so good and it makes one feel happy as well. Ty for the vid.
Speaking as an American, children with English accents are the most precious, adorable kind of children on Earth. We must protect them at ALL costs. If only one accent hypothetically could remain for the future youth, it should be British.
The girl who has to explain the birds: Oh... oh no... she doesn't know...
Can't get over how sweet the first kid is.
I say give that young ornithologist a series! "Adults think the darndest things"
On reflection, this could be a seriously good series.
Fun fact, it was recently confirmed that not only has Batman met Santa Claus, but Santa actually trained him.
That girl explaining chicken and turkeys are two separate birds is going to fill in for Sir David Attenborough at some point narrating nature documentaries in her serious, deadpan manner 😂 I can just see it.... ''When the camera cut out, the lion...ate the little zebra'' *self evident hand gesture*
The way the little child explained to her turkeys and chickens are different birds was just great
I bet the last boy at the end has one of those ridiculously angelic singing voices
"Kind of, I guess" was the only answer, well done.
- How he gets all the presents?
- I think he shoplifts🤣🤣
- Okay (as long as I get the present, and they don't throw the book at me)
0:28 Spot the Counselor..
How do her convos get even better with tiny ah-doolts ? 😂 👏🏻
Let’s be honest, kids are like Cunk’s arch-nemesis
0:35 "....m'kay."
The Turkey/Chicken girl articulates with her hands in a way where it's obvious she'll end up being an accomplished public speaker.
The turkey + chicken girl acted like the actual adults do in the show 😭😭
i just love philomena, i will never be bored with her
this is such a #BEAUTHIFUL VIDEO !!!
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Father Christmas: Real
Batman: In my opinion, Batman's not real
I love how by looking at these kids you can tell they adopted little mannerisms of their parents. The girl who explained the difference between turkey and chicken must have picked up on how her mother speaks
0:34 The girl processing this new bit of information, ready to forgive Santa Claus for doin what Santa Claus gotta do... 🤣
PUMP UP THE JAM
The national anthem of Canada
Lmao all the kids were polite asf 😂❤
The kid that doesn't believe Batman is real but does believe Superman is real could be on to something
I thought she answered "don't know either" instead of "Philomena".
That would have been hillarious.
That second girl in a green sweater is very sceptical of the whole conversation 😂