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  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5702

    The Imperium of Man, the only sci-fi faction to go on a rescue mission to rescue a soldier unharmed so he can be brought back for trial and execution.

    • @spencergalland5754
      @spencergalland5754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Ehh, maybe the mobile infantry from Starship Troopers, but we all know that they are just baby guardsmen anyway

    • @deathshot11z55
      @deathshot11z55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Spencer Galland baby guardsmen that’s still a complement to that shit show.

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@deathshot11z55 the ones from the movie?

    • @deathshot11z55
      @deathshot11z55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      vanconojl yes the ones from the movie are horrible. One of their hero’s took off someone’s helmet in a live fire training resulting in his death. The ones in the book are better.

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@deathshot11z55 man i just finished watching avengers endgame and now i am sad ;-;

  • @Nairat
    @Nairat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    "Where did the Medicae car go?"
    "Space marines stole it."
    OH SHIT the Blood Ravens have learned to impersonate other Astartes!

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Tarryman Alfa Legion?

    • @lessthanstellar561
      @lessthanstellar561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Well, he was a White Scars marine. If the marines follow the example of their primarch at all, then they must always go fast.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They stole their livery.

    • @mrslipknotvsumbrella
      @mrslipknotvsumbrella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They didn't learn, they just stole the armor and carried on as normal brother

    • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
      @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HYDRA...and I cannot stress this enough...DOMINATUS

  • @petalthecryptid6109
    @petalthecryptid6109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3205

    Imperium:Strategic value absolute
    *deploys thirty odd incompetent Cadians and four marines to hold the entire hive city*
    Imperium:ehh that'll do it

    • @Ryliath
      @Ryliath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      Canon level competence right there.

    • @spencergalland5754
      @spencergalland5754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      You forget that Lore wise this is possible
      Because FOOKInG MEHREEENS

    • @ImperialFistStan
      @ImperialFistStan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Worked though, didn't it?

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      There was an imperial fist marine

    • @StevenTheAristolianNerd
      @StevenTheAristolianNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      We'll look at what they sent for Helsreach, just the city. 1 squad of Marines and some of steel legion for the entire defence. Salamanders helped too but only for a day.

  • @BAGELMENSK
    @BAGELMENSK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    "You're still alive Marines?"
    *"Of course...."*

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I mean they was made by The Emperor

    • @justanobadi6655
      @justanobadi6655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They are the Emperor's will made manifest

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      4 Marines could fairly easily take a Hive City in the lore

    • @jc6744
      @jc6744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Canadian_Zac Hah. Thats not what Helsreach says.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Am surprised he did not get punched for suggesting such nonsense...

  • @aLm0e
    @aLm0e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    "Someone call him back, we need his intel, we need his intel..."
    *BOLTGUN FIRE*

  • @MikMoen
    @MikMoen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    10:28 "Look, turn around and all you'll see is yellow."
    *HEAVY BREATHING*

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *P A N I K*

  • @jedyzichterman358
    @jedyzichterman358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    17:16 'Get out of here the Marines will buy you time'
    >Marines buying time
    >Not Salamanders
    >Buying time for Guardsmen
    >Penal Guardsmen
    *what is this heresy*

    • @ArgelTal_
      @ArgelTal_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      I am Fanboying to hard over here.
      He said marines ... every adeptus astartes knows that this term is to simple, that is why they don't use it.
      Also, there are marines in the astra militarum/imperial guard too.
      They either use their callsign, chapter name or they call themselfes at least "astartes".
      Also, every loyal astartes would do so if they can buy time without wasting their lifes. Only salamanders would propably even die for this.
      Its a decition to save resources to make it possible for guardsmen to retreat, so they can fight again later.
      PRECISION BROTHERS!

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@ArgelTal_ Not every loyalist astertes would do that. Maybe not even most of them. Some, like the Marines Malevolent chapter, actively dislike the normal civilian humans in the imperium and give absolutely zero fucks about collateral damage and rescuing civilians.

    • @subatomicseal7789
      @subatomicseal7789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Thalanox Okay so Im a bit of an outsider to some of the deep-ish 40K lore, but...there's a loyalist chapter called the Marines Malevolent? Is the Imperium even *trying* to not be outlandishly evil???

    • @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221
      @claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@subatomicseal7789 I mean, every successor chapter can basically get any name they want. It isn't the Imperium's fault as much as whoever was the first chapter master of the Marines Malevolent.

    • @jerminnigor4095
      @jerminnigor4095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@subatomicseal7789 Well the Imperium is not evil per say its just the situation they live in is FUCKED. You cant be a kind intergalactic empire in their universe. Their focus is saving humanity as a whole and sometimes you need that one element that just doesn't give a fuck and kill the enemy collateral damage or no.

  • @alexbernier4906
    @alexbernier4906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    ''Where is the medicae?''
    ''The space marine stole it''
    I said bloody magpie out loud

  • @flowerdude6851
    @flowerdude6851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1901

    90% casualty rate : *VICTORY*

    • @StampTV3
      @StampTV3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The REAL imperial way!

    • @noneofyourbusiness2437
      @noneofyourbusiness2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well, they are the Imperial guard...

    • @m.d.9277
      @m.d.9277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Casualty rates of 100% are acceptable actual quote from imperial guard codex

    • @stormrider464
      @stormrider464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That’s a new lowest casualty record for the imperial guards.

    • @garyroche7905
      @garyroche7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only 90% that's a 100% increase

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    11:53 "Oh why am I running with space marines? Why am I running with space marines? Why am I running with space marines?" *panicked breathing.*
    Inquisitor Amberley Vail: "Typically, it does not seem to occur to Caiaphas how brave his actions would appear from an outside perspective, or how it may have inspired his men. Or perhaps, he was understandably too busy to notice what he was saying. Again."

  • @DarkEmperorRay13
    @DarkEmperorRay13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Within the walls of a single city:
    Chaos Heretics channeling a portal to summon Chaos Spacemarines from the warp.
    Immediately after cleansing the city, Tau invasion.
    Followed swiftly by an Ork Waaagh!!! with Stompah escort.
    *This really is like the tabletop.*

  • @crow2-5-x2
    @crow2-5-x2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Rimmy: Space marines, your still alive?
    Space Marine: Of course
    Cant say why but this was one of my favorite parts

  • @-Big_Big
    @-Big_Big 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    "the ladies back on terra will love you"
    *the custodes : ooooooh mmyyyyy*

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      MY LOINCLOTH IS TINGLING, BROTHERS

    • @ItsRawdraft2
      @ItsRawdraft2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@kevint1929 *Prince of Persia starts playing*

    • @popeofbears559
      @popeofbears559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Rawdraft2 *Awaken my masters

    • @benjaminhobbs6722
      @benjaminhobbs6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my! I would love to play some blood sports with them!

  • @nutsbroker5687
    @nutsbroker5687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    "Are they friendly or hostile ?"
    Rimmy: *Take a deep breath*
    DO YOU ASSUME THAT XENOS ARE FRIENDLY ?!

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I mean some eldas(eldae?) are neutral the very least and the space dwarves are even allied with the Imperium(i don't know the english names...)

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@floppydisksareop The dwarves are sorta retconned. Weird situation. And in current lore they're with the Tau

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@alephkasai9384 yeah, i know there was some bullshit around them, but still... Originally they were friendly

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@alephkasai9384 Nope they are back, the Tau race are a different one.The Imperial one is now known as an abhuman.

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@floppydisksareop The stouts were partially retconned out.
      They were abhumans and part of the Imperium, but their homeworld got nomed by a hive fleet, so there's bassically none left, and for all intense and purposes are extinct.
      The Eldar have occasionally worked with the Imperium, and the Tau have made temporary alliances as well.
      But, by and large, in the Imperium, if you see something that isn't a human or astartes, shoot on sight. You'll have been told beforehand if you were working with aliens.

  • @matthewwilkinson1154
    @matthewwilkinson1154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    The last time an Australian lead an attack behind enemy lines ...
    Oh god this is gonna be another Gallipoli

    • @defender9200
      @defender9200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And it was

    • @KevinMcScrooge
      @KevinMcScrooge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Emu War 2.0

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      IN SPHESS!

    • @Xero8644
      @Xero8644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      you know it was the British that were in charge during gallopoli

    • @matthewwilkinson1154
      @matthewwilkinson1154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Xero8644 yes I know but there was also 2 divisions of Aztec forces on the beaches who took many casualties

  • @badinfo7878
    @badinfo7878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    Why did you join the imperial guard?
    I’m suicidal.
    You get a promotion.

  • @elysiankentarchy1531
    @elysiankentarchy1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    What I got from this is that Spiffing is secretly a Blood Raven.

    • @Irregulargremlin
      @Irregulargremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Secretly? I think it's really obvious

    • @ryf9265
      @ryf9265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      hippity hoppity this is now blood raven property

    • @NewTypeDilemma01
      @NewTypeDilemma01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bloody Magpies...

    • @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
      @theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perfect. All according to our master plan to steal artifacts.

    • @SKdestroyer95
      @SKdestroyer95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hippity hoppity, Spiff's gonna now exploit your property

  • @Aviawolf0
    @Aviawolf0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Rimmy: Space marines help theres a guy with an ion cannon here
    Rimmy: Help
    Rimmy: Anyone
    Space Marine: FOR THE EMPORER
    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
    Rimmy: Thank you
    Rimmy: is he dead
    Rimmy: HEs dead
    And Thats Why i like This Channel

  • @redamonblood5165
    @redamonblood5165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    commisar goes down
    guardsman: Keep firing he might be faking it!

  • @commandantkrieg3467
    @commandantkrieg3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    When four different chapters of Space Marines all work together nigh flawlessly without being Deathwatch Marines
    I suspect heresy

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Inquisitor: (Breaking though a wall) I heard there was heresy and came as fast a I could!

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUSITION!*

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@valhalanguardsman2588 Technically it'd be "NOBODY EXPECTS THE GOD EMPEROR'S MOST HOLY INQUISITION!!!" But hey details.

    • @cursedfate838
      @cursedfate838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@CommisarHood that's too long, what about "Nobody expects the GEH Inquisition" xD

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cursedfate838 That could work certainly make printing the business cards easier.

  • @benjamincrowe6215
    @benjamincrowe6215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Arma 3- No melee
    Tau Empire: "How fortunate."

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Melee mod has entered the chat*

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Aredel my thoughts exactly

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah them bayonetes in iron front tho. Never gets old stabbing some dude with your rifle

  • @claytoncastel
    @claytoncastel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    I imagine when space marines run into battle they only speak in soundboard clips

    • @evanbradley6169
      @evanbradley6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Half of them them are just different tones of *"BROTHER!"*

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THE CODECKS ASTERTES CALLS THIS MANUVUR, SHTEEL REIN

  • @NoName-xi2kx
    @NoName-xi2kx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Honestly this somewhat accurately portrays how Field Commander is, Space Marines, Guardsmen and penal and it’s probably the coolest and funniest one I’ve seen yet, plus that mission looked phenomenal.

  • @brothgurlegion4229
    @brothgurlegion4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    "why am I so inaccurate?!"
    Welcome to being a guardsman. Fix bayonets!

    • @matthewyang2543
      @matthewyang2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm pretty sure lasers are accurate, unless you didn't keep your lazgun clean or something 😑

    • @許進曾
      @許進曾 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@matthewyang2543 it's because you made the machine spirit upset. (jokes aside I'm did not really know much about 40k)

    • @Frostyman452
      @Frostyman452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@許進曾 That’s actually a thing that can happen.

    • @baron2062
      @baron2062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Frostyman452 not with lasguns though, I thought

    • @Frostyman452
      @Frostyman452 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baron2062 Everything that has been put together by the Mechanicus has a machine spirit, even the laspistols. Why? Because WH40K that’s why.

  • @alphabimbleton8172
    @alphabimbleton8172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I can smell the effort from here, noice job m8

  • @Serub
    @Serub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Last time I was that early, Horus was still fighting alongside the God-Emperor.

  • @709mash
    @709mash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!" never gets old.
    Also, the space marines mocking the guardsmen is spot on.

  • @PartOfTheGame
    @PartOfTheGame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Did I hear a guardsman insinuate my angels were anything other than perfect.

    • @Wayoutthere
      @Wayoutthere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll use there faces as shields!

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean if they are turning in the wolf, have blood lust or black rage, can keep countless numbers of secrets or *LITERALY OPSIDIAN BLACK GIANTS WITH RED GLOWING EYES THAT IS SCARRING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU* there is a problem

    • @dylansepper
      @dylansepper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@valhalanguardsman2588 Don't you dare talk bad about the emperor's scaly boys, they are the some of the only Marines who give a f*** about people like you and me

    • @garyroche7905
      @garyroche7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohhh my God it's the BIG E (fanboys....I mean worships respectfully)

    • @elysium7242
      @elysium7242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ave Caesar Imperator, morituri te salutant!

  • @gamingreaper6346
    @gamingreaper6346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "enemies pushing, all callsigns retreat"
    space marine " we will greet them will our boltors"
    *salutes
    they make the Emperor proud

    • @martinmortyry7444
      @martinmortyry7444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a potential waste of good Astartes. It should be the hundreds of guardsmen that die.

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    THE FALLUJAH BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!

  • @kolbys.3798
    @kolbys.3798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    10:40 *Cando runs away*
    Space Marines:"Desertion!"
    Space Marines:*Proceeds to shoot frag grenades at the only survivor of the northern attack*

  • @lukedyke8202
    @lukedyke8202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Imperial guard is hilarious you get three guns out of 20 in your squad that shoot when they want to in your squad and have a 99% chance to be killed by a deformed ork baby or big ants

  • @elkkukissa7883
    @elkkukissa7883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    19:03
    "Space marines if youre still in the city make it back to the outpost the enemies are approaching"
    Space Marine: *mrawwr*
    Space Marine 2: Then we shall greet them with our bolters.

  • @ShiningDarknes
    @ShiningDarknes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "heresy is quite strong in this area, which is surprising as these are Tau."

    • @cryamistellimek9184
      @cryamistellimek9184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Simply being a xenos is heresy as you can never know the Emperor’s light.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cryamistellimek9184 not quite how heresy works.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cybetrexs ...it is tho

  • @caelanforeman8639
    @caelanforeman8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Wimp infantry: "i need med assistance"
    Badass space Marine: "run"
    The part they don't show you is the exicution of the wimpy guy

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time stamp?

    • @caelanforeman8639
      @caelanforeman8639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thelonecourier3439 starts around 20:15 and ends right around 20:21 or 20:22 (this isn't accurate sorry)

  • @jamesm783
    @jamesm783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Guard Commander: Space Marines, you're still alive???
    Space Marine: Of course

  • @omeven5785
    @omeven5785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the end of the video honestly could be a Ciaphas Cain story, him having his usual tingling in his hands as the sounds of building getting tore down keep getting louder, and then a remark about how he would rather charge straight into the eye of terror instead of fighting what awaited him instead : an ork stompa

  • @your1command
    @your1command 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    what kind of dark god are praying too in order to make your computer handle all of those buildings in Arma 3?
    just asking for a friend.

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i hated doing op on that map. I found that Kidal was a far better choice.

    • @holikwakkemoli
      @holikwakkemoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      your1command we need no god other than the emperor.

    • @maxernium
      @maxernium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Emperor ofcourse

    • @zeymahdovulom392
      @zeymahdovulom392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gods of Chaos of course. Who else would it be?

    • @maxernium
      @maxernium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zeymahdovulom392 FUCKING HERETIC

  • @solidsnake8330
    @solidsnake8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "the marines will buy you time"
    That touched my heart..

  • @Eagleeye1192
    @Eagleeye1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Rimmy needs to read the regimental standard

    • @Otterdisappointment
      @Otterdisappointment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And the Codex Astartes

    • @Ben-dr9kh
      @Ben-dr9kh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Otterdisappointment Which probably didn't support any of those actions?

    • @kentuckyreenactor9132
      @kentuckyreenactor9132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Antioch LivesMatter shut the fuck up leandros

    • @Otterdisappointment
      @Otterdisappointment 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Russianbadger

    • @Eagleeye1192
      @Eagleeye1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      These replies are confusing...

  • @BridgetTheNun
    @BridgetTheNun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Remember keep your gun to the head of your co-team leaders.

  • @Okada_Caelun
    @Okada_Caelun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    5:15
    of course the White Scars marine would insist on taking the car.

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love his legs. It's like a grown man trying to ride a tricycle.

  • @nuclearlefthook5008
    @nuclearlefthook5008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    literally no one:
    *angry space marines: fOR thE eMpErORoRoR*

  • @essexclass8168
    @essexclass8168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "The local PDF tried to respond, but was killed to a man"
    Edit: Hive Fallujah must be in the Cold Shoulder sector

    • @MarcosAlexandre-no3qx
      @MarcosAlexandre-no3qx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, don't have that many fire to be cold shoulder

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MarcosAlexandre-no3qx yet

    • @OskViltry
      @OskViltry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruva alfabusa is crying and dosent know why

  • @blue-sm3wg
    @blue-sm3wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    15:20
    *"Who* *gave* *you* *a* *_rocket_* *_launcher?"_*
    "Uhh- I'm a trusted member of this squad; I have the rocket launcher."
    *Illusion* *100*

    • @skelator2027
      @skelator2027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nail it

    • @CommanderTornado
      @CommanderTornado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      0/10 not a Munitorum-approved excuse, executed for heresy, treason, etc

    • @matthewyang2543
      @matthewyang2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *gets behind the nearest cover I can find

  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:05 "'Ey Rimmy check yer backpack."
    "I swear to fuck--" *Chaos Boltgun*

  • @cherylmeek435
    @cherylmeek435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    And this is why i love warhammer 40k. It being the space marines and nercons and how fun it to act like them. One of them just yell out for the emperor , and the other is souless immortal space Nazi who control star gods.

    • @benrobbo2902
      @benrobbo2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Star gods in pokeballs

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You do know that the IoM is closer to nazis than the spooky toasters, right?

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:14 Swings around, finds himself literally staring down the barrel of a Boltgun.
    Imperial Fists Marine; *[HERESY DETECTED]*

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Last time i got here this quick Slaanesh wasn't even a thing

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly, the White Scar's first instinct being to Commandeer the first Vehicle that looks like it can drive faster than he can run is very Accurate.

  • @lordofgangstas
    @lordofgangstas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    No one:
    Space Marines: *FOR THE EMPEROOOOOR*

  • @themilkman5440
    @themilkman5440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    >That Carmen Miranda's Ghost at the start
    Absolute patrician.

    • @tippy4674
      @tippy4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mah brother..wanna grab a beer sometime

    • @keyonhutson1539
      @keyonhutson1539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn right. God-tier taste.

    • @gregheffly
      @gregheffly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You will like Julia Eckhart

  • @miyama8936
    @miyama8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Commander "Are you Space Marines still alive?"
    Sm "Of course."
    😂

  • @wtffy
    @wtffy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That intro puts the sheer scale of Imperial starships into perspective better than anything else I've ever seen.

  • @akaanvonritterorden9397
    @akaanvonritterorden9397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Space marines ? More like *space NKVD.*

    • @mzal2326
      @mzal2326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Akaan Von Ritterorden more like *space wafen-SS*

    • @obj.071
      @obj.071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mzal2326 yeah.. nkvd coming after army not with them.

  • @llamallamapajama9571
    @llamallamapajama9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "sole surviving gaurdsmen" Yeah, I think you just earned the respect of SPACE MARINE

  • @Mcburgersenpai
    @Mcburgersenpai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    To see that people know and love, Bomber from Carmen Miranda's Ghost, was more than enough but to see it attached to such a good video as well. This just makes my day.

  • @daydreemurr8227
    @daydreemurr8227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When a Brit and a Aussie are on the same team: "Your now promoted to Senior Penal Trooper"

  • @exactinmidget92
    @exactinmidget92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    you guys are the reason Cadia fell.

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @entertheunknown3554
      @entertheunknown3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohh man that stings.

    • @garyroche7905
      @garyroche7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your right they should have stopped that black stone fortress with there lasguns and bayonet

    • @superdarklink
      @superdarklink 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Julian Monette not anymore it doesn't.

    • @superdarklink
      @superdarklink 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Julian Monette alright quit being silly. Cadia has actually been breached and destroyed.

  • @HeroSwe
    @HeroSwe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Kasrkin squad ready for war!

    • @Athidius
      @Athidius 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      puu.sh/CLnlZ/8b0571ea3c.png

    • @justanobadi6655
      @justanobadi6655 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You want ogryn?

    • @garyroche7905
      @garyroche7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fear me but follow

  • @5530Bright
    @5530Bright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “This is a full retreat!”
    That’s a weird way of saying fixed bayonets

  • @Tula-cs1ef
    @Tula-cs1ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rimmy you made my day by acknowledging that this song exists. You are a true nerd and it is glorious to watch.

  • @Palmerrip
    @Palmerrip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rimmy (about the survivor): "call him back we need his intel."
    Space Marines open fire.

  • @agentgingerman
    @agentgingerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "come on brother onion, stay with us"
    What warp fuckery caused that name to exist?

  • @liemantv36
    @liemantv36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Cool, I am glad that my footage was useful.

  • @wardadams2548
    @wardadams2548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    How do you do the space marine voice changer?

  • @joratoxdarkblade6826
    @joratoxdarkblade6826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I survived sir!”
    *guardsman shot for cowardice*

  • @MrDoYouKnowMe2211
    @MrDoYouKnowMe2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rimmy is the only person who can reprimand Spiff like that

  • @PeterButchens
    @PeterButchens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    9:00 now where are the ladies back on Terra commander Rimmy promised us???

    • @defender9200
      @defender9200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On Terra?

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *BLAM!* Expecting the Emperor to give you women in return for your service is Slannesh worship!

    • @dragonking_lance4442
      @dragonking_lance4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're insinuating that you survived the defense?!
      Space Marines: Let's fix that *bolter round*

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Yellow! ALL I CAN SEE IT YELLOW!"
    Imperial Fist: *helo*

  • @pandaboi74
    @pandaboi74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *fOr ThE eMpErOr*

  • @BlueWizi
    @BlueWizi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just wanted to share this here, since I love that Rimmy used "Bomber" in the intro to this video.
    Sadly, Vic Tyler, the singer, passed away a few months ago.
    He had been in the middle of creating an album with some new recordings of his older songs.
    Two of the tracks, including Bomber, have just been released posthumously.
    They're available on his Bandcamp.

  • @Robotron56
    @Robotron56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2 years later, and i still can't tell if they're fighting tau, chaos, or orks

  • @Vantanz
    @Vantanz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As a fellow Australian. It is 6am Rimmy. Wtf.

    • @user-zp8xm7qd9x
      @user-zp8xm7qd9x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      looks like somone bathed his chicken in three bottles of five hour energy.

    • @Paul_Boomer
      @Paul_Boomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      90% this was scheduled, because he isn't even online.

    • @RimmyDownunder
      @RimmyDownunder  5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's called a scheduler

    • @user-zp8xm7qd9x
      @user-zp8xm7qd9x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see. but how many times were you executed by the space marine skids?

    • @Paul_Boomer
      @Paul_Boomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't think Rimmy did, but top tip, don't call an ultramarine a salty smurf

  • @killermonjaro4220
    @killermonjaro4220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Shinobi died and his ally said brother broke me

  • @masterofthelyokianmonsters2886
    @masterofthelyokianmonsters2886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:10 ahh. I see Spiffing is a Blood Raven Scout in disguise.

  • @MapleLamia
    @MapleLamia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the only time we've seen a Cadian number increase. From 86th to 87th

  • @gravygraves5112
    @gravygraves5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That lone guardsman that survived at the one end of the bridge and made it to the other deserves a medal! Remember, it is glorious to die for the Emperor, but not to meaninglessly throw your life away.

    • @m.d.9277
      @m.d.9277 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He might be warp tainted purge him to be safe

  • @desertedspiter3589
    @desertedspiter3589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:36 "soviet wombat got killed" that name sound familiar

  • @shanesampson5156
    @shanesampson5156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rimmy I want you to know that your use of bomber in this opening has given me a love of the Filk Genre.

  • @HanzBloodletter
    @HanzBloodletter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd imagine me being that one space marine. Commissar is trying to transmit an important announcement, then you have me over the coms " FOR THE EMPEROR!" And " WHILE THE ENEMIES OF OUR EMPEROR STILL DRAW BREATH THERE WILL BE NO PEACE! I FEEL MY NEED TO SERVE THE EMEROR OVERTAKING ME! IT IS A GOOD PAIN!"

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Rimmy, a little spoiler. Not every Imperial city is a hive! Majority of those 1 million planets Imperium has - they're civilized worlds not much different from nowaday Earth except existence of interstellar trade and some very expensive imported tech(life extension for example). All the crap happens on a few thousand "NOT BORING" worlds which includes all the warzones, forgeworlds, hiveworlds, medieval and cyberpunk worlds and et cetera.
    Sorry for getting triggered, it's just not a Hive in any way.

    • @RimmyDownunder
      @RimmyDownunder  5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I'm aware. But if I wrote "City Fallujah" it's not going to be very 40k, is it?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RimmyDownunder ...
      0_o
      Well...
      I'm sorry?
      Can't you rename the city in the server files somehow?

    • @elysiankentarchy1531
      @elysiankentarchy1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Due to a clerical error on the part of the Administratum Fallujah was classified as a hive city. Both the Administratum and the Planetary Governor agreed that it was easier on everyone's part if that error was never corrected due to the amount of time and resources required.

    • @Asmallbeaver
      @Asmallbeaver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@elysiankentarchy1531 definitely Canon. Can confirm.

    • @kayecraig1670
      @kayecraig1670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@elysiankentarchy1531 Besides, give it another thousand years or so and it'll be a hive anyways

  • @questeparaima8727
    @questeparaima8727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bring the buildings down brothers a man without cover is without victory brothers

  • @jajurvonhohenzollern5542
    @jajurvonhohenzollern5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    how was shinobis voice changed and was it live? i kinda want to get my voice to sound like that for some 40k online rpg fun . thanks in advance and wonderful video rimmy

    • @Debdibib
      @Debdibib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shinobi and I used a program called Voicemod to achieve the effect, along with some light acting.

    • @jajurvonhohenzollern5542
      @jajurvonhohenzollern5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Debdibib Thanks!

    • @airohead66
      @airohead66 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Debdibib Yo, I'm currently working with Voice Mod, but I can't seem to get the perfect amount of reverb. Is there any way you could help me out with the settings? I'd appreciate it.

    • @Debdibib
      @Debdibib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@airohead66 Here is an image showing the settings we used, but you might have to play around some with the pitch and room size. mega.nz/#!mnACQITC!TTSp7Xu1Hdf1_tt7wjKsEG8fL5FV7UiKvLA_4fDhVVw

  • @thegeneralmitch
    @thegeneralmitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "ya know, when i was in Fallujah..." **takes bolter round to the head**

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aspire to be able to cry "The Emperor will remember you!" amidst a screech of tyres while fleeing imminent danger.

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar3808
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Scuse me but I noticed there was a lack of *DAKKA*

    • @shrimpboom8
      @shrimpboom8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Stompa was good but you can never have enuff dakka

    • @m.d.9277
      @m.d.9277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dakka dakka dakka

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ork: (Blows a hole in the wall) I heard yous needed more DAKKA and I came as fast I could!

  • @Admiral_Chip
    @Admiral_Chip 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    absolutely wonderful. The editing with the different cameras and everything was great nice job.

  • @Paul_Boomer
    @Paul_Boomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    oh hey, I played this. #BlameBridget

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love all the Dawn of War music and voice clips that Rimmy uses for these vids.

  • @badinfo7878
    @badinfo7878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Priest: how do you worship the emperor.
    Me: by killing heretics and by killing heretics and I see a lot of heretics.

  • @lordcypher5889
    @lordcypher5889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So... An Ultramarine, an Imperial Fist, a Raven Guard, a White Scar, and a Space Wolf all together? That's interesting.

  • @ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz
    @ArchDuke_Romellenios_Lanz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hearing the sound of Bolter fire, is poetry.

  • @themilkman5440
    @themilkman5440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video was absolutely amazing. Props to you for putting this shit together, Rimmy.

  • @Wookie_oo7
    @Wookie_oo7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Huh, I saw Soviet Womble sneaking round in this. Well sneaking and posing for a photo

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dunno which was funnier, the planting the heretic gun prank or the guy freaking out with the space marines behind him.

  • @EngCenturion
    @EngCenturion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:00 I thought that guy was called SovietWomble for a second there.

    • @RaxusXeronos
      @RaxusXeronos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I saw 'SovietWomble died' at one point in the log

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaxusXeronos it's his long lost brother, Soviet Wombat

  • @trinitywarren4259
    @trinitywarren4259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trey was a madlad running by himself back to friendly lines!

  • @helpinghand9127
    @helpinghand9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    needs alot more slaaneshi shenanaigans if you ask me ;)

    • @blackwhale410
      @blackwhale410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If thats what you want, liru has you covered

    • @garyroche7905
      @garyroche7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THERE IS ONLY BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

  • @hyablusa517
    @hyablusa517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just hearing Spiff make the joke about Penal that I was waiting for was awesome.