Technical Jargon Overload
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- The fictional Retro Encabulator device, which uses six hydrocoptic marzel vanes and an ambifacient lunar wane shaft to prevent unwanted side fumbling. We can't believe the salesman was able to keep a straight face.
When your out sick from school and then go back a week later...
True 😂😂
Fuck me, Im dropping that subject
Lmao
You’re*
You know, I'll bet, that line of thought was a Gahan Wilson cartoon. Classic!
What my grandparents hear when I tell them how to change the HDMI cable.
🙋“It’s the trapezium shape one”...👵 ”it’s the what?” 🤦♂️
I gave you your 69th like. No need to thank me!🙌🏻 Just did my due diligence.
obli vion your soul was hand crafted by God himself.
@@Adam-tc2ih 🤣
This it, this is the comment
Just remember, no matter how complex something seems or how convoluted it's components sound, there will always be a dingle arm to ground us back to reality.
Dingle arm or ding alarm?
@@stak81 Dingle larm
You mean a drawn reciprocation dingle arm?
Quandale leg
shielded capacities are not quite readily available based on concurrent economical realities. Arm reacted technologies produce numbers rythmic machines can only process based on calculation matrixes.
ESL teacher here. Played this to my upper secondary students as a listening exercise on April 1st, introducing it as "something at about the same level as the listening test you'll do in a few weeks" and asked them to describe in their own words the function of logarithmic casing and how, specifically, side-fumbling was prevented. How they wept, how I laughed.
That ain't a prank, that's just evil lol
EEEEEVILLLL! Lmao
This is the best comment on this video
You forgot to mention that it also didn't happen.
@@Bessuxhi, Im interested to know how you can prove this claim that it diddnt happen?
This is what the TV sounds like when you’re half asleep
Lmao underrated comment.
Lol
HAHAHAH
Why is that so funny
This is what my wife sounds like when I am half asleep....and sometimes fully awake
As an electrical engineer, this is the level of jargon I aspire to be able to produce to confuse the directors.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, you can always baffle them with bullshit 😂
@@tomiantenna7279 👍
@@kaine2416 I dont often say this, but that should be on a t shirt.
@@hiddensalami4334 I'm sure you can find it on one lol
@@kaine2416
Real bullshit is what a true master performs. Something you can also fall back on.
Yo, can we just appreciate how smooth this man's hand gestures are?
Like, are we sure he isn't a Rockwell automation product too?
Yo, no! :D
Nah, I dont see any hyperdiodic transmittors on his finglum-based platine interface.
Skit so good people believe it’s real. That’s talent.
Is it not?
Took me til half way through then the penny dropped 🙄
@@davidmoody2797 Is it seriously not real? This felt so real!
Just 'cause you aren't smart enough to understand the physics doesn't mean it's not real. As for me, I've already half-built my own dingle arm.
@@randomgrinn i feel for you sir, most gentlemen are I believe Born with such an appendage... bravo on your copiticity and magnefluxellence in building your own though
When you zone out during a lecture and then come back to earth and the lecturer is just spitting out some insane bullshit and you have no idea what tf is going on.
Did you just say " come back to earth" !?
Seen this comment before, be more original or the splien of the intitial conflabulator may not meet the degree of your own bullshit.
@@hdips7081 gigitty
This is literally me in every economics class
@@DrRiq Switch majors. You're welcome.
Everybody gangster until their asynchronized grammeter side-fumbles.
It's their own fault for not fitting the hydrocoptic marzlevanes properly to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft.
Lmao
Side fumbling has always been a concern of mine
They need to use the sleem, else the plumbus is not going to work
@The artist formerly known as Pedro T. Gunderson everybody is gangster is still grammatically incorrect but who cares dude
I'm currently researching what exactly I need to run my entire home off-grid using solar power and every piece of advice on the internet sounds like this guy to me.
I love how he talks with his hands, as if all we need is a few visual images to fully understand how it all works.
If you don't listen in math class this is what awaits you when you look up at the board.
😂😂
Imma use this if I ever teach english as a second langauge. To prank the class and expose cheats 😆
I had a nightmare that I was back in high school and had a math exam coming up that I didn't study for and was seeing jargon like this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So true , so bad, so resilient 🦜
You can tell this is from the 90s because of his tie and the fact that most modern turboencabulators have malleable linear casings, not logarithmic.
Under-rated comment.
😁
Yes, also the 240p
A fool, a dunce, and incomprehensible nincompoop. The lastest turbo-encabulators use only non-eutectic hyperbolized cases. I dare you to find me a single, respectable manufacturer still using a malleable linear case. I'll wait.
@@grogdocr GM still makes logarithmic casings for military use.
They just don't make that new shit as good as the old stuff sometimes
@@grogdocr Use of non-eutectic herbolization during the reverse engineered manufacturing baseline of the latest turbo-encabulators is a fad, as evidenced in the recent study by Hornworth et. al 2009 in the Journal of Self-Selecting Encabulation. I guarantee you that in the next ten years, when the Tungsten bearing chambers wear down to a fifth of a centiluger far sooner than you expect, you imbeciles will all come crawling back to linear and logarithmic hyperdesign processes.
How in THE hell did this actor nail this… with the hand motions… Unreal.
I like the use of word *SIMPLY* in the sentence "The lineup consisted SIMPLY of six hydrocoptic marzel veins so fitted to the ambifacent lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented." :D
Side-fumbling wasn't even fully prevented, just "effectively". lol
I like how lots of engineering was poured into this yet there's still a squeaky hatch
The earliest models had a squeaky hatch because they were constructed of Crapaloy (Tungsten cowhide).
Later models are made of Chinesium which corrects the squeaky hatch. (Although they also removed the headphone jack, which caused much controversy.)
The squeaky hatch is a zero flux neurorecombulator
Multiple squeaky hatches😂
Squeaky hatches are better than normal ones….adding good squeak to doors is hard
I was reading this just as the hatch squeaked. 🤣😂😆
I hate when my asynchronized grammeter side-fumbles
if you know what I mean 😏
Imagine having asynchronized grammeter that side-fumbles.
nothing better than having six hydrocoptic marzlevanes so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft.
It cost me the use of my legs.
Yeah, that's what the lunar wayne shaft is for
Love it! As a Royal Air Force Radar Technician, whenever asked by our engineering officers what the fault or problem was on a piece of radar kit. The reply was aways something like 'well the bidirectional line feeds are inducing parasitic flashback on the primary travelling wave tube control grid winding'. Being officer's with their self installed superiority complex, they would nod wisely and say, 'ok keep me upto date on the fix, I might have to write up a technical paper for Command to append in the radar manual for this one'.
Well considering their referral to the operators as "mushrooms" it's only right to feed them a little bit of shit back...
Emperors new clothes effect. No one wants to seem stupid by admitting they don't understand.
Hahaha same across the pond!
@캉한것은아리타우므 for real?
@The•ONE^1 depends, if the officer used to be an e6 or higher and simply went to the academy to pretend to learn something then yeah, they’re usually up to speed on technical knowledge. If they’re some greenhorn straight from the academy 90% were complete dumbasses who would never admit to not knowing anything. The most they could tell you was how not to sexually harass women or keep paper work in order. This was the late oughts… I shiver just thinking about how bad it’s gotten now.
I am a cloud engineer and like WOW. I was expecting standard business jargon sprinkled with techie stuff. But when the intro went away...my head exploded - so funny. This is now my FAVORITE video - love this
Your dad explaining how to do something while you’re just trying to hold the flashlight right
Way too calm
This is my dad talking to me about a how the carburetor in the family VW works.
Instant classic
"Ok now do me a favour and pass me the replacement" points to a drawer with hundreds of identical screws
Tells the apprentice "hey take care to wire the green surcharge before.. oh shuxx"
Audience: “So, hwhat does it do?”
Presenter: “It turns on the office light.”
They are MCC's. Motor Control Centers for factories. Designed to start and stop when needed, especially when the emergency stop is pressed.
but not on the Sabbath
Lmao!!!! That was too good
@@freydawg56 wtf, it is fictional machine made as joke by MIT students and factulty.
That's a complex answer to a simple question type ish...lol!!!
I'm glad this video is still up; I recently had to re-calibrate the dingle arm to avoid sinusordial transmogrification, and after watching remembered the torquing sequence to do so.
I like how he opens the cabinets like that explains how it works.
What my parents hear when I tell them they just need to turn the modem off and back on.
Lool Underrated comment
My parents just heard “kid’s been installing and hacking and stuff and it’s all his fault that the stuff I paid good money for doesn’t work anymore”. They once accused my youngest brother of using up all their data plan with Pokemon GO; I looked at my own Pokemon GO data usage on my own data plan and it had used 50MB after a month of heavy usage (nowhere near the 10GB limit of the plan). Let’s just say my parents REALLY don’t like being proven wrong, and will hold a vengeance.
I'm old enough that I dealt with "Those things cause cancer" and "That's going to burn down the house".
🤣🤣🤣
@@slippydouglas Didn’t Pokemon GO use a ton of data back when it came out? I know it was very battery draining at the very least.
This is what scientists in movies sound like when they invent some new contraption to help the protagonist
Actually, it's what scientifically-illiterate and scientifically-ignorant scriptwriters try to emulate when they put words into their "scientist" character's mouth. Pure gibberish which just has to confidently impress the scientifically-illiterate and scientifically-ignorant audience.
@@pwnmeisterage that's...exactly what they said, yes.
@@pwnmeisterage How dare you call me ignorant! I resemble that remark! And besides that, I was the creator of the anti-flipmotion cradle for Rockwell, so I know what I mean, even if nobody else does.
@@pwnmeisterage yeah, I love sci-fi shows but that sorta stuff kinda ruins it a bit as you learn more and realize all the mistakes they make
I stopped watching The agents of Shield because of how stupid the scientists talk were.
Engineers need some screen time, and to show that they are doing some complicated stuff, they talk about their inventions and solutions of some problems, but the writing is really terrible.
1: Look at the screen! The coils are getting alphadongled!
2: We could just enumerate its pattern compensators!
1: No, if we do that, the valves will get fried!
Non-tech-guy: Hey, I don't get it, could you quit your science mumbo jumbo?
1: Ok, basically if we touch that, the whole thing is going to blow up!
Finally, the breakthrough we all have been waiting for, no more side fumbling!
All about the marzel vanes bro
let me tell you my company had the old rockwell system and I shit you not I'd spend on average half my day monitoring the performance to make sure that it didn't over sidefumble. sometimes when I wasn't around however the machine would enter a very strong sidefumbling phase causing it to over synchronize itself and effectly turning it into a big paper weight until I went in and recalibrated everything back to the way it was before the excessive side fumbling. however our company purchased this new system, and let me tell you boy-ive only had to deal with one erratic side fumble in 18 months! it allows me to now do other important functions such as reading the newspaper on the toilet for 2 hours or taking a 3 hour lunch where I go get a $50 hooker. thank you Rockwell!
I always begin to break down and lose it at 'prefabulated ammulite', gift that keeps on giving lol
His boss: “All I wanted to know is why you were late for work”
Him: "Now you do."
😹😹😹
Gurgle Spring was Bent...
haha nice
Literally me explaining to HR
This hand gesture at 01:02 is the smoothest i've ever seen
Lmao
That's what happens when side-fumbling is effectively prevented.
When I feel m'lady..
Robots
That's logarithmic casing for you.
I can't remember how many years ago I first saw this (I'm 50+, so no wonder) but was very pleased to find it again, as I had compared many similar (real) presentations and found them to be pale imitations. Bravo(!) to whomever originally concieved/assembled this masterpiece and, of course, to those that provided it here. Thank you!
Do you have any idea who came up with us? Was it Rockwell automation?
@@kfcthanksgiving sorry, no idea, just thankful it exists.
When the Ferengi seize the Enterprise and Riker starts to "explain" how it works.
He said “dingle arm” and didn’t giggle at all. Masterclass.
You are more mature than me, sir.
And “gurgle spring”
Well you gotta stop sinusoidal deplenaration somehow
😂
Masterclass! 😄
It's been 11 years and GE has yet to develop a response that effectively inhibits sidefumbling.
GE has developed the first mass-photonchromic contabulator and is currently scaling up production.
GE has great dingle arms and retro incabulators though
@@laurenceharper2037 That's not all! We've also go the first positronic auto-deadvancers which are conflugated to the motor controllers!
I think it's a problem that will never be solved.
@@markh.6687 That's great news! So they must have figured out how to to handle sinusoidal depleneration without requiring high-amulite panometric fams, since right now the price of pure amulite is astronomical and we all know they can't simply use cheap amulite derivatives that aren't pre-fabulated.
The explanations were so crystal clear that I could easely rebuild the whole device. But I would slightly enhance the acceleration rate (which is not to be confused which the acceleration itself!) of the whole ambifacienticity. An additional slaygh stabilizer wouldn't be too bad either.
Why would you want to increase jerk?
@@shaneprather1493 pop
I would suggest adding springloaded solid-state decoupling flues as they improve performance of the type B gyratory gromoloids, these days the type B gyratory gromoloids are only available in higher end models, so you might have to do some digging to find the one that works with the decoupling flues, you might be able to find them second-hand for a much cheaper price.
Have to appreciate how this man was able to do this with a straight face.. 🍻🏆
I like the way he says “basically”, then everything after that is like Vogon poetry.
U rite
I love this comment. Don't Panic!
Always good to see a Hitchhiker's fan in the wild.
"Vogon poetry" lmao
good one
Now there's a man who knows where his towel is!
"If you can understand what I'm talking about, then you're exactly the sort of person that needs one of these"
their target demographic is one guy somewhere in Utah
this.
Not really; you're effectively replacing contactor relays & magnet-arm flux transducers with transistors and current transformers. It's good for lower-powered automation applications but becomes less and less reliable as the product weights you're working with increase. The electrodynamic elements are good for the controls side, but you want to stick with physical relays for the operational side.
@@KazmirRunik So what you're saying is: electricity go bzzzz?
Nah, If your the sort of guy who's ego is too big for you to ask "WTF are you on about?" then you're a perfect customer. (And probably a company director that all the actual engineers hate with passion)
This bit has no equal. Incomparable. Perfect. Epic.
This video was posted like 13 years ago. That Retro Encapulator is out of date. Since then, they've made modifications on the Cardinal Gram Meters and the Reciprocation Dingle Arms. They went back to having power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes and got rid of the whole "modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive directance". They realized that the pre-formulated amulite surmounted by the malleable logarithmic casing couldn't handle the current draw it produced, because they learned that the ambifacent lunar wane shaft would spin too fast that it over heated the differential girdle springs on the Gram Meters, causing them to melt, which resulted in self destruction.
The "dingle arm" is a feature that really stands out to me.
i always thought it was ding alarm, which doesn't really make sense.
Effective and repeated manipulation of the dingle arm is a daily necessary maintenance function.
"First! You take the dinglebop!"
Oh yes I have one and it’s very nice.
You obviously haven’t lubricated the dingle arm properly. I would check the manual.
i like how he says
"now basically"
this is the shortened summary version
@@thotslayer9914 the FUCK?
- So, how does this machine work?
*watches this video...*
- Basically... Magic.
@@thotslayer9914 bruh
The original was 5 hours long and came with a syringe of adrenaline to take halfway through to keep you alert.
I gave you the 1k like bro
There was a slight smile just before the speaker turned to the board where he might have been in danger of collapsing into helpless laughter
No; that was him thinking to himself: "These poor bastards will never know what hit them...." :)
For those who are wondering, a tremie pipe is typically a long section of high pressure pvc pipe that is secured to end of a grout hose such that it can be inserted to the bottom of a drilled shaft that has standing groundwater inside. This is done so that the grout can be injected into the shaft from the bottom to the top to keep the grout from being lost into the water and instead displaces the water upwards out of the top of the hole.
Props to the actor for being able to get through this. That's like memorizing a speech in a language you don't speak.
Without laughing, i must add...
They could easily get the most handsome most eloquent engineer in the company, got some extra cash to do the commercial. It's small everyday talk for him anyway
@@KostEffective How you know its an actor
@@JackIsNotInTheBox I dont really know, just a guess
I'm sure some weeb will memorize an entire villains speech to contest that.
This man deserves an Oscar for saying all this nonsense with a straight face.
@Jason Walter Was it the word fictional in the description that gave it away.
@Jason Walter Indeed. It doesn't change the fact that he had to memorize all those lines tho.
@Jason Walter well no shit, Sherlock
The easiest way to learn to say nonsense with a straight face is to know nothing. If you're too ignorant to make sense out of what you're trying to say, you can say anything.
Which explains a lot about what people say when they get Oscars.
It is not nonsense. You just don't get it.
He neglected to re-emphasize the importance of the fedalfonts sperzel COG havispokets giniflierpin relationship to the double compensating catastrophic converter module. Carry on.
Its becoming less common actually to use the Lotus O-deltoid type for the main winding. Due to the changes in making the ambifasient lunar wayneshaft fully fitted, while effectively preventing side-fumbling, is becoming more difficult to incorporate into these systems.
So what you're saying is that the transflective anticlockwise stabilizer is balanced with the duralinium bipolar balancers?
@@markh.6687 Yes and that is all thanks to the hydrocoptic marzel vanes
@@1NcognitoXx It's a technological marvel!
For those who don't know, this is a skit that is using a very old (even for the time this was filmed) injoke among engineers of a fictional machine that is basically just a satire of technobabble - there's an entry about it on wikipedia under 'turboencabulator.' This video was produced in 1997 by Rockwell Automation basically as a treat for their engineers. There's other versions of basically this same skit produced by Chrysler and GMC.
Hah! I knew something was up when he said dingle-something or other!
Came here to ask this. Thanks
The Star Trek franchise should make reference to such videos at some point. (Assuming they haven't already)
I’m so glad to realize this was all made up and that I’m not actually that dumb 😂
Engineers really don't have a sense of humor huh
This audio should be put on every craft NASA send into space. If aliens find and translate it then they know we're not to be fucked with.
lmfaao
or we know that they are
If aliens can translate and understand this message we are the ones in danger.
@@Name-uq3rr 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭Fact
What the aliens are gonna see if probably a bunch of tik Tok dances
Rewatching this because Dr. Gross says "unilateral phase detractors" in the Adventure Time Islands miniseries. Fun reference to a fun skit from a fun show. Fun all around, really.
My old retroincabulator just clapped out, thank goodness for this
I love how he starts this with “now basically” and then makes everyone feel like they are in kindergarten.
it was on 420 likes, I must keep it at 420
@@gammaboost rip
At least I'm not the only one that did not understand a single word he said.
@@christophermoriarty7847 Look, it's quite simple on a Schroedinger's Cat-level. What he's saying is that inside the box is a series of parts which do amazing things. Imagine being able to do those things without side-fumbling or adjusting the hydrostatic compensators before stabilizing the core matrix! Why before you know it, you'll be maintaining crystal oscillation by merely tweaking the farblemite-based digital sprags.
I also heard a “simply” in there.
"What does that button do?"
-"It turns on that red light over there."
"Ok, and what is that red light for?"
-"It tells you that you have pressed that button.."
lol 😂💀
Great explanation I'll make sure to put it in the training survey after my new hire orientation. 👍
This is how I feel when trying to explain things to customers... some of the software is a black box to me so I'll be asked how somthing works and go like we'll hmmm I don't know how that works but if you break it I'll find a way to fix it.
but why does anyone need to know if the button was pressed ?
because then they know why the light was on
also if you walk forwards inside you have to walk backwards the way out.
So glad that side fumbling was effectively prevented
Whenever I need to calibrate my retro encabulator, I just pull out the old double flam shooter. I bought the thing 3 years ago and it just sat there. At least now I'm making use of it.
Oh, good thing they included a logarithmic case. Can you imagine if they’d have gone with the old exponential one?!?
Don’t even get me started on mine, it has a Weibull case! Tried to return it but couldn’t get a refund
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These comments are TH-cam gold
Durable casing to prevent fallapart
@@CH1EFBL1TZ No they're not
my english teacher (english as second language) played this as a listening comprehension test on april fool's day a few years ago :D
lmao amazing
You poor bastards 😂😂😂
Rrrrrrrrrekt son!
now thats a good teacher.
@@Farfetchd. great teacher right there
I love how episode 5 of Book of Boba Fett referenced this. I was chuckling the whole time reminiscing this.
i wasn't sure, but when he said side-fumbling was going to be gone, I'M IN!!
*When engineers/mechanics in sci fi have a discussion about how their non-existent technology works.*
Why did you make the whole thing bold
underrated
*THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS*
@@zh9664 cos haha bold = funne now laugh
_cocks shotgun_
@@DMack6464 Uhoh
This is what allowed them in Spaceballs to hit Ludicrous speed.
😂a perfect application for this technology
🤢🤮
And then: plaid.
Now it's a Tesla.
Space supercharger
When he explained the lotus O deltoid type winding being placed in the panendemic slots of the stater, I felt that swag
It's great that he shows the thingies with his hand at 1:30. Without that I could not understand how every seventh condudtor is connected by a non-reversible tremi pipe.
I literally have a degree in industrial automation, I recognize and have worked with products from all of those brands, which are all really real and manufacture those components, and I have never felt more like I was having a stroke
Me too! No joke! Insanity. Very cool though. I'll be sharing this at work.
Not sure I buy it. Are you sure you have a literal degree, not a figurative degree?
@@claudiusdunclius2045 I have a degree in literal figurativity
@@CrazyStranger11 so figuratively speaking, you're literally have figurative degree on literal figurativity?
It's a joke and created specifically to be nonsense:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator
After the camera turned off, this guy went into a meditation pose then faded as his purpose to this earth had been fulfilled
Why is this comment not getting more credit!
“May the Goddess smile upon you.” **becomes green dust or something**
Luke Skywalker?
2 minutes, yet it feels like a year went by
This was almost as fun as reading the Wiki page on M-theory -ten spatial dimensions, and one time dimension.
The fact some people can't tell this is a skit really means they nailed it. So many engineers insist on talking like this so it is impossible to understand them.
These words exists for a reason. It's much easier to communicate than when using simpler words, if everyone in the conversation understands them.
Engineers talk like this because they give everything names. Yes it was overly descriptive, but if you don’t have a name or a process for things you create ambiguity which is not good in a production product, power grid, rocket, etc. where everyone needs to be on the same track with what they are creating else something could go wrong
@Chameleon Harris im pretty sure he knows its a skit hes just pointing out to the original commentor that many people talk like that in the context of their work because it prevents confusion and saves time
what sketch show is it from????
Yeha I thought something was off about it... I perforated my ear drum a few days ago so my hearing isn't the best but some of those words just didn't sound right lol
"...is this gonna' be on the test?"
"This *is* the test."
lol ^^
Ah, the ol drawn reciprocated dingle arm. Those were the days! This is fantastic
I work for Eaton in their electrical sector and every now and then they like to have meetings to show us our new products and what we've been designing and I swear to god it looks exactly like this
Fun Fact: Now it's all digital, so no more worries about gurgle springs.
What an age we live in...
Just be glad we don't have to worry about side fumbling on the lunar Wayne shaft anymore
The bad ending
This machine is far superior than a digital motor
He said girdle I think
After he says the word, “Basically”, it’s just on.
0:44
Him: Basically
Camera: *Begins slow zoom*
You're telling me that relative motion isn't generated by conductors and fluxes, but by magneto-reluctance, and capacitive duractance? Amazing. I've been looking for bolide-encased phase detractors that synch cardinal grand meters for years. Todays dingled-armed capacitors lack the dodge gears and bearings necessary to automate my IBM retro encabulator.
I'm back here, because the entire ship building sequence in Boba Fett Episode 5 gave me a vivid reminder of this video
This is like learning your first programming language and going to Stackoverflow for the first time.
😂😂😂 yes
Started my first game in unity about a month ago(c#), my brain short circuits every time I try to look something up
"I had this issue before. What I recommend is that you set up a PPD connection with a uniformix chunk client, then have Antelope do the rest of the SHU integration with SquAlor. They have associable client compatibility with both 3GP and BurkinaFaso, so you should be fine."
"Hi. This sounds like homework. Here's some code to get you going:
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello World!");
}"
"This question is a copy of Topic:'Wot is a for loop i cant even'. Closed."
He got me good when he said “dingle-arm”
i think i need one of those
Or was it the "ding-alarm"?
The dingle-arm is then repurposed for later batches.
Dingle-arm is a legit term in Canada...like the dingle-splatten you do with the wifey. 😆🤣😂
To reduced Sinalsoa Deplenaration.
I have no idea what he is saying but this is oddly soothing.
I was a bit hesitant at first, but when he talked about differential girdle springs, I was SOLD! I"m sure Amazon has a great deal on them. :)
The great thing about this old tech is that it's so affordable. I bought a spare encabulator for the kids and they love it.
I know right? I never thought I’d get to have one of my own. I’d always rent them out by the kw/h. I look at my son and I think: “ You will never know how lucky you are to be alive right now”.
I have to say, it has been tabulating some strange results of late. Is yours automating sub-process modulations in the Orphic resonance frequency? Mine has been referring us to some pretty odd tritonal frequency modulations and it’s kinda creeping the kid out.
Another good thing about old tech, just give the old broad a good smack on the broadside and she’s lining up those proverbial harmonic resonance chambers like a regular Otto von BIsmarck.
Happy trails and welcome to the NWO. The king is dead, long live the king!
With that spare one, it will help them with learning about turboencabulators
Yeah... i imagine money is tight in the Bakula house.
Those Quantum Leap and other royalties must be dried up by now.
I’ll have to wait until it goes on sale for just my firstborn, but I’m certain the rest of the kiddos will love it!
My kids really enjoy their dingle arms. Hours of fun!
This is what non car people hear whenever they're getting their car fixed and the mechanic is explaining the problem.
Especially the mechanics that shove a bunch of buzzwords in there to get you to pay more
@Troy S You underestimate my stupidity
Oh hello, welcome to my list of golden years videos randomly introduced into my personal recommendation feed.
This is Pure Gold.
I see. So it's a Mystery Box.
@Aevi Dreyma lol
I held the like button down waiting for a laugh react
“Keep your secrets “ Frodo meme inserted here
*JJ Abrams has entered the chat*
It could even be a boat!
I wish he went into more detail on how they prevented side fumbling
Well that's proprietary, unfortunately, otherwise we'd see phase detractors everywhere.
It's an industry-wide problem and I don't know why we still put up with it
I thought it was self explanatory
@@cetyl2626 like that's a bad thing? Fucking patent trolls
@@damnson7046 Not bad, just unfortunate. I for one would love to see those phase detractors.
Oh, I remember the good old days when I was young and green and didn't know the difference between reactance and reluctance. That old equipment brings a tear to my eyes. It's all fusion power and matter/antimatter now a days.
In all honesty, after reading many acronym laden BRDs, this is much easier to follow. You get the sense that if you knew the machines and terms in question, the rest would make sense.
This guy is literally a rocket surgeon.
In flight missile repair man
Lol
Rocket surgery eh? Impressive. But it's not exactly brain science, is it?
@@long2jump LMFAO
"So in summary, yes - it will blend".
It will keeel
I see a Crossover coming!
This is an in joke for engineers.
I loved this 😍😍
LUNAR wane-shafts and only TWO bearings meeting the panametric fam? Wow, that takes me back. It really has been 13 years.
God I'm old.
this has been recommended to me so many times i finally gave in and watched it
Except for a lack of acronyms, this is spot on for most training videos, right down to the fact it was made 20 years earlier.
You can tell it was made 20 years ago. If it were made today, he would have given a full disclosure of each subsidiary company, and which ones were minority owned, woman owned, etc... and how 'green' the manufacturing of each part was.
@@geek2145 ironic
@@geek2145 *anime pfp says touch grass*
I just watched a training video at work for a new process they are unveiling. It was so ridiculous that I was hoping to share this around to parody it... but it fails because of the lack of acronyms, which our new process is absolutely stuffed with. FML! 😂
@@Mr.Ekshin Rent free lmao, get some fresh air, or better yet, a job you hippie!
If those were real things he was describing, this would be the most concise, informative sales pitch ever. He establishes a relevant problem statement in the first 30 seconds and then explains how they managed to achieve that within the next 90 seconds.
The best take
Very true.
"problem statement" isn't something you achieve. The "SOLUTION" to the problem is what you achieve, right?
Really making that communications degree work for you huh? My music degree in doing s***
@@markmaurer6370 word
You know, the video description was pretty funny too. Especially since I read it in my head in his voice.
Me: *misses one day of class*
The class when I get back:
Me slowly nodding: hmm yes the machine is made of machine, I see.
Hmmmm dave tell me more you seem to have a superior grasp of the underlying principles
🤣🤣🤣
I concur, I see it's metallic of substance and nature as well.
i see the on button
Does machine do machine thing?
i love how every time he opens one of the doors the camera adjusts ever so slightly and he pauses, as if it's all going to make sense once we see what's on the other side of the tiny door
*squeak*
Guy: "So that it prevents grammetric interference of the sinusoidal inhibitor"
*Opens door*
Audience: "Ah yes. That."
The jokes on him; All of this stuff became obsolete the moment they invented snapchat to replace it!
"It's available soon" - the only product I ever wanted
The length of these takes is damn impressive