“Status update: So, like, Red Flare District isn't doing too hot these days. Turns out the homeless bassist we found under a bridge was wanted for wanted for illegal data brokering, stole all our CD-ROMs and weedkiller and #$@%* bailed.” ... “Yeah, who'da thunk? And our frontman St. Tuna Piano is also wanted 'cuz apparently he, er, knew? The whole time?” ... ”Well, he's the frontman now. Was, at least. You missed a _lot,_ Petr.” ... ”Anyway, he's holed up at a shack in Bluefin and can't get away on account of all the commercialized inkspewing in the area. That's him beatboxing in the clip. Send help.” *- Hiddock, guitarist for Red Flare District, in a correspondence with band vocalist Petr following the latter's recovery from choking on a really, really spicy bell pepper. Unfortunately, Petr was then swept up in the shopping frenzy of the Barnacle & Dime Big Run and has not been seen since. We fear he has been purchased by salmonid for ₡850.*
I love the lore snippets you do with each one. its just the right combination of serious and silly to be real splatoon lore. minus the non E for everyone stuff of course
Oh god, imagine if each stage had a unique theme with the band songs playing during Anarchy or somethin. Maybe the other way around could work too, still something to think about
“Status update: So, like, Red Flare District isn't doing too hot these days. Turns out the homeless bassist we found under a bridge was wanted for wanted for illegal data brokering, stole all our CD-ROMs and weedkiller and #$@%* bailed.”
...
“Yeah, who'da thunk? And our frontman St. Tuna Piano is also wanted 'cuz apparently he, er, knew? The whole time?”
...
”Well, he's the frontman now. Was, at least. You missed a _lot,_ Petr.”
...
”Anyway, he's holed up at a shack in Bluefin and can't get away on account of all the commercialized inkspewing in the area. That's him beatboxing in the clip. Send help.”
*- Hiddock, guitarist for Red Flare District, in a correspondence with band vocalist Petr following the latter's recovery from choking on a really, really spicy bell pepper. Unfortunately, Petr was then swept up in the shopping frenzy of the Barnacle & Dime Big Run and has not been seen since. We fear he has been purchased by salmonid for ₡850.*
so is the frontman ever leaving bluefin?
@@liz_violet Or die trying.
NO BLUEFIN DEPOT MAKE MORAY TOWERS STAGE THEME
splatoon always did feel empty without beatboxing tbh. good shit
this actually goes so hard and totally fits bluefin's rough and tough vibe
LETS GOOOOO NEW GLASSES FREEK SONG
I love the lore snippets you do with each one. its just the right combination of serious and silly to be real splatoon lore. minus the non E for everyone stuff of course
Oh god, imagine if each stage had a unique theme with the band songs playing during Anarchy or somethin. Maybe the other way around could work too, still something to think about
This slaps.
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