i drinked a bottle for my last term exams 2 years ago and after 2 hours i was back home and literally exercising in my bed i was so intergetic that i haf to keep moving a part of my body
6:18 Brandon:granda texts horitonticle me:that hurts me ya know!? btw i text both ways because sometimes im watching a youtube video and then my friends keep texting me
Brandon: I don’t care if your left handed! Ppl that are left handed: o.o Brandon: yeah exactly I don’t care! Left handed ppl:gets flip flop or slipper*. Brandon: I hope my grave is ready x-x
it was circus by britney u dum dum
Cray 😂😂😂
yeah brandon u “dum dum” Lmao
im a BLOODY DUM DUM
Lol ik I'm a dum dum
why am i 26 minutes late
Everyone: is respectful to their girlfriend
Brandon: “shut the hell up”
Lmaoooooooo
😂😂😂 lol
Anti simp
Lmao
@Wally Worm no wonder brandon was single so long 😅 jk
Me: Gets a 5-kill streak
Everyone else at the office:
bRaDon
@Chungus_Big.
yE
me loads up a fps game: gets 20 kills, waits 10 hours then its loaded
all those years of messyourself joking about never having a girl ... we finally made it
Even when he used to dress up as one
But he is ruining his relationship by judging her for being diffrent
Dudeee ever since I saw her in his videos I was already shipping them together 😁
@@ILOVESTRGTH he is joking in real life he doesn't do that to cray its only for entertanment
OMG SO TRUE
I love how she's like omg stay away from me and then Brandon starts rubbing his nose on her cheek it's so funny and cute
This should be called Brandon roasting his girlfriend
At
Least
He’s
Not
A
Simp
Facts
Rubueno animates how is being nice to ur girlfriend, being a simp?
I AM WOMAN ok boomer
Rubueno animates what does being a boomer have to do with anything? I swear y’all just saying words at this point😂🤣
Brandon-"I never do I'm always 99 years old"
Brandon's Girlfriend - *laughs hysterically* "I'm in danger"
Lol
i live with my grandad
messyourselfs girlfriend 2020
I know where you got your photo from a scary vid
@@Smarties_Mcflurry cool
"It's toothpaste Mia, toothpaste grows on trees."
Mia: But you need to get as much-
wHaT?
Niceeeeee.
Izuku Midoriy@
UwU
Wtf I guess I'm with you
Great im a dumbass and didnt get it
I can tell mesyrs has got so much happier since he’s been with her
1:13
Brandon’s girlfriend: being really nice
Brandon: wHaT
I’m dead
Two type of people in the comment section:
*"Scammers"*
*"beggars"*
3 the last one are simps
sgx4
Well, simps are beggars, no?
SF Geovern
We both are beggars (but not simps) so…
Yeah.
So, are you a scammer or beggar?
YeS
Who else missed this duo ?
I Did
I didn't
I dont
7:31 the fact that Mia was saying stay away from me dead serious and Brandon just in her check cracks me up.
Messyourselfs girlfriend: normal.
Messyourself: I HAVE DRANK 10 ENERGY DRINKS TODAY!!!
i drinked a bottle for my last term exams 2 years ago and after 2 hours i was back home and literally exercising in my bed
i was so intergetic that i haf to keep moving a part of my body
Brandon and his gf: fighting about to use chopsticks or forks
Me: Why are they talking about chopsticks and forks?
Because sushi
Remove the hi in sushi
@@needykrisoverload Taking Hi from Sushi makes it
BYE
Brandon: Toothpaste grows on trees
Me: My life is a lie
3:38 😂😂😂 Mia is so funny
Mia: *Their just Ree-cist*
They look so adorable together 👩❤️👨
I bet Brandon had so much fun editing this video.
The way they just nuzzle each other at random times on camera 🥺
Brandon: Who the hell text horizontal
People on keyboard: flips keyboard
I was died when he said shut the hell up no one gives a s*** about the environment to her girl friend XD
What happened to HOO hello everyone how is everyone doing it is messyourself here?!!!??? 😢😢😢
His life was put at risk in 2020 and the gods told him to stop
Thats rude 😲
Its sad
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Agreed
"If you bite a chocolate that way then stay away from me"
Me: But I was hungry :(
I don't bite chocolate I just break piecea off of it
Oh my god if you do that STAY AWAY FROM ME.
Reecees😂
Lol
I bite the chocolate aswell, even with kit kats.
mia:saying to stay away if you dont eat chocolate to peices
brandon: 7:33
You guys are so CUTE TOGETHER!!!
Sunshine Queen are u a girl
Ya Know me yes!
Sunshine Queen your a beautiful girl 💖 do u wanna relationship
Ya Know me thanks but I don’t wanna be in an relationship
Sunshine Queen your so cute thou plz i love u and ur so hot
Brandon: “Who says reese-IS?”
Me: um well me
꧁ʕ•ᴥ•ʔBellamanates 2007ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ꧂ who says Rees-ees
Jackaroo Kangaroo ikr
꧁ʕ•ᴥ•ʔBellamanates 2007ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ꧂ Same.
Micah Van Wingerden ye
It's Reese ees
Ive been watching you for two years lol best youtuber and make sure you and your girfriend stay safe!
The fact that Mia and Brandon are literally almost the opposite off each other (Brandon messy Mia neat)
Messyourself your girlfriend was singing the song ‘circus’.
1:05
Inspirational speech with Mia
And then there’s me
isn't her name Cray?
Nvm
10:05
Me: playing clash of clans my favorite game
Messyourself:post a video
You play it, then you deserve to feel nothing but pain and suffering
Clash Royale is way better
@@kiolaxm3178 better than what?
Just killing time playing clash of clans
Who tf plays COC
Love messyourself videos. Keep up the great work :)
Brandon's girlfriend and him are so cute
Yeah
@@laiellahhatcher4151 u edited the
Word "yeah"
@@blabla-pb4tw yes I did
Simp
bla bla hahaha
“If you bite a chocolate that way stay away from me”
Me: but.....I’m your fan 🥺
@@god-kv5sy same
AHH MESSYOURSELF GIRLFRIEND IS SOOO ADORABLE
Messyourself: *CHOUGHS*
Messyourself will come for you
*wheeze*
"shut the hell up, you give a sh1t about environment" got me
It’s actually “who” not “you”
Brandon: There is no one wacthing me through my webcam
His FBI Agent: Are you sure about that
Well, that would be strange because in England, the FBI don't exist
Brandon i always see you very motivated.Thats a rare characteristic to have .Keep it up
Brandon Girlfriend: WhoS tOaD
The whole Nintendo community: *SCREAMS*
Lol so true xD 😂😂
that head turn 2:36
3:54 i love a chicken that is alive..
1 minute earlier: eating a chicken wing😂😂
Sweatytryhardboi that’s not a chicken wing
It is pizza you dum dum.
Saw the pizza box?
@Draw - Gon it was pizza not chicken
No
messyourself's mind when his girlfriend was talking is my mind in class in school LOL
Who else loves MessYourself??
I DO.
His the best
Barbara Priore he’s
@@VGkingMangekyo Grammar Nazi spotted, get the shotguns.
Me
Lol he's taken
6:04 got me 😂 messyourself : it’s toothpaste it grows on trees
Meya : uh what…
(Sorry i don’t know how to spell her name)
2:34 that is literally me in class
Same lol
I know right
7:33 i- look at brandon 🤣🤣
everyone to the girlfried: God bless you
Brandon to the girlfriend : shut the hell up!
0:18 me when I have homework
9:03 the normal way to place your books
It's "who cares they're books"
But u did great ^^
@@fennecchan8136 bruh he didnt say anything
@@Jokerz10 ... ;-;
Girlfriend: biggest to smallest
Brandon: doesn't care
Me: alfabetical
Who else thinks they are a great cuple
I do
@@MessYourself cute af
BSS Jeremy he’s joking
@BSS Jeremy don't take it seriously
@@MessYourself :)
9:09
Brandon: Chopsticks
Cray: Fork
Me: a hand.
Me too
I don't eat sushi
Brandon:”whoever uses folders are nerds” me: guess I’m a nerd lol
Sara Begum I also use folders so I guess I’m a nerd too
jordan wade nerd group xD
#nerdgroup
@@jordanwade813 same #NerdGang420
#NerdGang
Messyourselfs: Do you use chop sticks for a fork with your sushi
His gf: A fork
Him: Chopsticks
Me: I just use me hands ;-;
Messyourslef: do you use a spoon with Nutella? Or knife with Nutella?
*Me who uses chopsticks with Nutella* :🙃
Who needs utensils when you can tip it out of the jar.
*MIND SIZE: MEGA*
Do u ever notice that they constantly rub on each others faces with their noses 🤣🤣🤣❤️
Eskimo kiss
Everyone realizes that but everyones scared to tell that in the comments but you XD
I called those nosies I do that with my family it's kind of like a bond for me
Yes I'm a child so what what's wrong with that I'm only nine!
7:33
Brandon’s girl friend: *explaining*
Brandon: *rubs his nose to his girlfriend*🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:18
Brandon:granda texts horitonticle
me:that hurts me ya know!?
btw i text both ways because sometimes im watching a youtube video and then my friends keep texting me
You random person reading this comment... unbelievable
Wow
I sm so horny!!!!🥰
Namaste from india
Caroline Ndangwa I think your on the wrong sight but you know you do you
@@imanesu5891 d
9:53 I use folders!!!!! I'm not even kidding if anyone was to open my phone they would see a bunch of folders
Anna Blue same 😂
Brandon: who texts horizontally?
IPad users: are u forgetting me?
TH-cam: 2 minutes ago 0 views
Me: my life is a lie
Tamara Reid shut the hell up
@@hendali3287 bruh chill.
Tamara Reid I subbed to you for free
Um Maryam man chill
4:17 was my favorite
Lol
Messyourself: This is my girlfriend
Me:Bruhhh
"Ok Jif"
"I mean Gif"
"I mean..."
*"Yeahhhhh"*
9:53 Damn idk if he was tryna insult me, roast me or just try to kill me but wow, that was harsh
I know he's going to kill us just because we use folders
I use folders 😂😂😂
When our math teacher teaching and I’m not concentrating
Me: 2:29
When my teacher asking me for the answer: 2:37
u got me weak
FACT:triangle sandwiches taste better than rectangular sandwiches
Dorito Nugget is a liar
So true
I don't cut it i eat it whole (>‿
theplush_ boy
r/WOOOOOOOOSH
Liar pbj taste great no matter what
Mess yourself:do you eat sushi with chopsticks or a fork
Me:I just eat it with my hands
Same
When my girlfriend is having a long conversation with me
Me: 2:29
5:57 omg lol when mia says that brandon screeqes the toothbrush brandon looks so uncomfortable
😶
Brandon: I don’t care if your left handed! Ppl that are left handed: o.o Brandon: yeah exactly I don’t care! Left handed ppl:gets flip flop or slipper*. Brandon: I hope my grave is ready x-x
Do you put your books in order of size or just anywhere?
Me: *puts them in rainbow order* :3
“Another person yay!”😂😂 i love you brandon❤️
2:38 brandons girl *eating chicken* messyourselfs girl- 3:53
That’s pizza
Who else is messyourself fan before 2019
Don't lie
Me
Litterly everyone
Yup me
Me
Before 2017
2:29 me when the teacher is asking for everyone’s homework
2:28
When you realize your in school
can i just say that brandon's girlfriend is weird "i would give up the whole pizza for the pizza crust"
Lol everyone is weird in some way
Hey hey hey it makes sense
Chara Dreemurr how tho?
Brandon:"Who the hell uses folders your nerd if you use folder!"
Me: *Gets triggered*😡😡
I TAKE .............
hi
Pfff nerd.(don’t attack I’m jk)
r/emojipolice
When your parents go off and you just have to stand there 2:27
Your girlfriend is singing and you stop here straight away 🤣
Messyourself when his girlfriend sings:😑
Ekmun Singh 😂
JAJAJAJAJAJA not
Ok
Ok xxxekmunsingh
Ha that’s funny
Brandon: wHø ŠåŸś RęĘš- Įš
Me an Aussie: Øk then ;>; •~•
I will always say Rees-is *AnD NO onE WILl StÒp MeeEEe*
2 aussies mate
I’m from the uk and I still say Rees-is
George Donlevy
I’m part British dont worry ;w;
Loved your vids with your girlfriend!😃
Who texts horizontaly
Me:cries in tablet
Me: cries in iPad
Me:I don't
Then I turn it vertically.
Same
Ft yall
Why are they such a great couple?
Brandon: I dunno
Me: -_-
Brandon girlfriend:look at my eyes Brandon:shut the hell up
Lol
XD
Brandon : STOP EMAILING MEEEE
Everybody after : *Emails*
K
Oo
"Who's Toad?"
Omg she's part of the 10% of people who haven't played Mario 😂😂
@The Amphibian hi Kermit
3:48 law&order theme
Question do you just eat the chocolate without taking the bites
Me- Yes
Mia- who the hell does that if you do stay away from me
I agree
UwU
2:63 that head turn dear god. Hahahahahahaha.
Brandon: hey guys so this is my girlfriend. Me:.. ThEn WhY ThE HeCk Am I SiNgLe 0-0
2:50 So cray your saying go look inside the toilet so do you prefer wet toilet paper
I do the same thing with the can as well, it’s just a habit by now.
3:36 atleast he was honest
I miss the HU HELLO EVERYONE HOW IS EVERONE DOING, ITS MESSYOURSELF HERE AND TODAY WE ARE dang
Ikr
frt
if youre a fan of messyourself
keep being his fan
well some of you guys think im scamming huh
Nobody:
LITERALLY NOBODY:
Messyourself in the other room 5:15
What do u meannnn:|