Teacher : how does your mother do for a living Little jen : she gets free stuff from gas stations Teacher : how Little jen : she just takes them and the stores manager just speaks to her Teacher : hello child supports
so, lemme get this straight. at 5:17 this guy comes into the store, steals the beef jerky, gets caught, gets yelled at, and leaves. then a few days later he went to all his buddies and just goes "waaaaaahhhh! that guy yelled at me for stealing! wahhhh!" and then they all come and just approach the store.
Ya know some mom's do it because they need food for their kid's I'm not defending them just saying that some people have nothing but stealing isn't the right way to get food
My son: hey dad when I grow up I wanna be a thief Me as a gas station cashier thinking about how many people I've caught stealing and kicked out: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
When I was 6, I once stole a clip to put it in my barbie doll's hair, when I stole it, it didn't fit in my pocket. So I just tried to hide it behind my back and my mother and aunt got suspicious about it and found out I stole 😅 okay that's it
When I was 5 (I think) I stole a toy ice cream cone from a thrift store. My guardian found out and she payed for it, but I stopped playing with it after a day
I once stole a pen from a store and my dad made me admit it to the cash register... that was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to in a store
Once I went to a gas station and I didn’t have a bag so I put the stuff in the bag I was carrying and then a man thought I stole them and reported me and the cashier watched me expecting for me to leave but I walked up to the counter and paid and the cashier explained everything and I couldn’t stop laughing
Robber: steals something in front of customer Customer: "sir did you just steel that item. Robber: "what? nonono! why would you say that?! customer: filming a tik tok " ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he steeling!!!!!!!
This was one hour ago and i still feel accomplished that i didnt swipe this notification because i thought it was uploaded by someone else xD and AlSo i love how u make it funnier by voicing it xD
I’m currently ill rn and I’m craving messyourselfs videos and I watched the one about the adult baby and I couldn’t stop laughing he’s so funny I swear someone get this man a meddle
My brother doesnt steal, one time he got a water bottle, and accidentally walked out without anyone noticing and trust me, my mom was mad and my brother payed for it. We laughed the whole way home, because my brother doesnt want to steal, but he steals accidentally. I bet the theives want to be my brother :v
Robber in 1970's: thinking of a plan to steel beef jerky from Walmart milk bars: "uh, dude you can literally buy beef jerky here for 1 cent ' Your awesome Brandon!!!
JUST POSTED A NEW MESSYOURSELF ANIMATION GO WATCH IT !!!
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Yes sir
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Sup
Play more codm
Hi Brandon
From one Brandon to another, I appreciate the love brother! 🙌🏽
yes
I love you
You are a good person tbh and you seem nice
Yoooooooo
Your videos are amazing
The one person who actually adds to videos with his reactions
And doesn’t just sit there lmao
It’s a damn pen I’m sure they’ll live
Dang I wonder why they have so many people stealing🤣. I love messyourself!
A long time ago I went to a store with only my brother (I was 8 my brother was 12), my brother stole a pack of gum and a box of matches
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Haha
"I TOOK NONE"
"ALRIGHT I TOOK TWO"
"FINE I TOOK 100000000"
Yr gunne need alot of bags
Fine I took infinity
Sorry i took everything in shop 🏪
Teacher: What does your mother do for a living?
Little Jenny: She steals from the gas station
@Broken Leg exactly, she steals
Stolen coment
Damnnn
@The Fisherman Tommy whoc cares
@@aliteraldemon1227 our comment
The youtuber that just makes everyone's day a whole lot better (:
3:02 Karen.exe has stopped working
Messyourself: People who steal are literally the worst people
Little kid me who stole cookies from the cookie jar: ...
Ha your so funny 😑
@JACQUELINE PORCARO what?
When I was younger I accidentally stole a laser pen
@JACQUELINE PORCARO ???
@@James-hz5ef bruh
14:35 “Clearly in her hand, then all of a sudden.. SHWABOOMMMMM! *its gone*” I love gas station encounters lol
“Don’t let me catch you on the street boy” 😂
My favorite part lol 😂
3:37
Woman: Can I get her?
Guy holding the camera: Yeah you can get her and explain to her that you stole!
Damn savage! 😂
Ikr
Noiceeeeee
absoulute badass XD
Nobody:
Messyourself: **making everyone’s quartine better**
Unoriginal.
Lol
He cares
Copie
This is totally an original comment 🙄
"The people who steal must be a horrible person,guys"
*13 year olds that steal credit cards from their parents to buy vbucks:*
8***
@@anteaalol 13********
Lisa Calhoun most fortnite kids lie about their age
anteasepticeye lmao true
I've stole before (I nearly got caught) I'm 10 years old and very innocent ✌🏼not really XD
7:13 when the music started i died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheRiderRepublicdude *w i d e p u t i n w a l k*
The caption at 5:09 🤣 "to Kansas sunkist"
yeah i saw
You are the only TH-camr that has the same intro for years, you should be awarded for this from TH-cam
Teacher : how does your mother do for a living
Little jen : she gets free stuff from gas stations
Teacher : how
Little jen : she just takes them and the stores manager just speaks to her
Teacher : hello child supports
POV: Your thinking about how MessYourself posted five minutes ago and already has the whole fricken world watching.
*8.6k*
@@itsumi74
You're
He doesn’t have 7 billion views
嗧iDevice遠 I’m joking around bruh
Did I guys know u have never touched any thing bc were made up of atoms and atoms dont touch so u have nver touched any thing in ur life
I’ve been subscribed to them for ages! They’re great! Xx
Wow I’ve been watching you for years since my old account, your content didn’t change that much. You always made me happy. Thank you for being you.
Yes
3:03Brain.exe stopped workin
Me:*stealing at a store*
Someone:*sees me stealing*
My mind:police assault in progress
YOU BROUGHT THIS TOPIC BACK?! LETS GO! The last video was so funny 🤣
😂😂🤣🤣
Yeah!!!
so, lemme get this straight.
at 5:17 this guy comes into the store, steals the beef jerky, gets caught, gets yelled at, and leaves.
then a few days later he went to all his buddies and just goes "waaaaaahhhh! that guy yelled at me for stealing! wahhhh!" and then they all come and just approach the store.
Basically like wink from 8 mile
The real legends are those who haven't got on tape in that store
Fr
No one:
Literally no one:
Messyourself: lololololllololoollolloollolloolllllooolloololololol
Best comment I've ever read
Ikr
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: stop making these shitty tutty comments
@@emperor_muaddib9274 no-one:
Me: agrees
1:16 every Karen when they steal at a gas station
That's exactly what I was thinking!!!😅😆
Hol up so that woman is a bloody karen?
Yea she’s blonde and steals
Basically that’s how you can tell if someone is a karen
karens don't steal lol, they're the ones who snitch on people stealing
The fact a *MOM* stole is so disgusting and worrying.
True 😔
Ya know some mom's do it because they need food for their kid's I'm not defending them just saying that some people have nothing but stealing isn't the right way to get food
@@Justnicoleluvss yeah, but then there is vodka
it was a karen
Its spelled "mum" not "mom"
I love this series so much please do more messyourself 😄
My son: hey dad when I grow up I wanna be a thief
Me as a gas station cashier thinking about how many people I've caught stealing and kicked out:
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
This youtuber makes me laugh when I'm sad! Btw great vid. :D
What People Say:
“Nothing in life is Free”
Except for not paid apps lol
dom
But death is
yes true
The brain is free, your arms, etc
**bows down**
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU MY BOREDOM IS GONEEEEEEE!!!
Hello messy i have been bored in quarantine lately lol but you have made it unboring if that’s even a word 😂
SEE IM GOING CRAZY!!!
Finally a new MessYourself Video!
"people who steal are literally the worst people ever"
Me: O-O *Remembers i stole my boyfriends headphones once*
Also me: frickkkkk
I once stole a hot wheels car and some tic tacs. My mum then found out on the way to the car when we were walking out of the shop.
When I was 6, I once stole a clip to put it in my barbie doll's hair, when I stole it, it didn't fit in my pocket. So I just tried to hide it behind my back and my mother and aunt got suspicious about it and found out I stole 😅 okay that's it
When I was 5 (I think) I stole a toy ice cream cone from a thrift store. My guardian found out and she payed for it, but I stopped playing with it after a day
"Kirby has found your sin confusing"
Me Who stole 2,000€ when i was 10:AMATEURS!
Thief: (steals every expensive stuff*
Me: Stop
Thief: (doesn't listen)
Me: *grabs shotgun*
Mission passed respect+
Respect
America
Bottom text
I once stole a pen from a store and my dad made me admit it to the cash register... that was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to in a store
It's one way to learn not to steal~
@@Batsierozegod not the squiggly line
He was one of the only youtubers who never changed at all
"People who steals is the worse human to live"
The military : *stealing a whole supermarket*
*T O S U R V I V E*
Gave me trust issues
@@waw4eesh118 me p
I had a minimum stroke reading this
Steals Afghanistan
7:13 Me and the boys walking to the store that we haven't pay in 3 years.
Once I went to a gas station and I didn’t have a bag so I put the stuff in the bag I was carrying and then a man thought I stole them and reported me and the cashier watched me expecting for me to leave but I walked up to the counter and paid and the cashier explained everything and I couldn’t stop laughing
Their brain turns into peanut when they get caught
Here how you spell caught
Lol true 😂😂😂
You can't even spell the word caught despite the fact that you already edited the comment.
The way you spelled caught makes me think you got caught as well
And your brain turns into slush when you trying to spell caught
Mom: you are a bad influence on my child!
Also the mom: 1:51
7:13 should be a “Me and the boys” meme XD
MessYourSelf u r my FAVORITE TH-camR❤️❤️❤️
Yes
Yasss hes a legends
I just realised I have been watching u for 6 years started in year 3 and I started watching cray for 4 or 6 months
U never fail to make me smile 🙂😂🤣
bruh i honestly think that messyoursel fmakes everything so funny by 10x and he makes me laugh so much that i can't breath for 1 minute
I looovee this guy so much! Keep it up lmao!
Robber: steals something in front of customer
Customer: "sir did you just steel that item.
Robber: "what? nonono! why would you say that?!
customer: filming a tik tok " ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he steeling!!!!!!!
Lisa Maree Barrett snapchat
💜 UM 💜
Custer mer hey dude did you steal ?
Rober na fam l didn't steal omg why would l do that
nobody
messyourself: making everyones quarantine better
Unoriginal
@@ryan-ch6fp it's not unoriginal, its comment bots
5:52 when you trigger a boss fight
People using their race or sexuality as an excuse pisses me off more than racism or sexism
Me too 😤
Or age and condition
Same ☠️
Yeah
Wait someone used there race i dont thing anyone is gonna care
Fun fact: the more people steal, the higher prices you have to be pay for basically anything from that store they stole from
This was one hour ago and i still feel accomplished that i didnt swipe this notification because i thought it was uploaded by someone else xD and AlSo i love how u make it funnier by voicing it xD
When the people think they are gonna get caught they just get something to "buy"that is less expensive than the other
When he came back with his mates 😂 the music while they was walking lol 7:13
Awww so sweet emily and messyourself
I remember when he made the other people got caught stealing video
Hey
hey
Hey
Wow three accounts anyways Hey? I guess..?
Hi
It feels so good watching this being a guy that never got caught stealing 😂
😂
I was just watching messyourself right now and then this notification came on
This video fire lets go dang this is so good
I’m currently ill rn and I’m craving messyourselfs videos and I watched the one about the adult baby and I couldn’t stop laughing he’s so funny I swear someone get this man a meddle
Who is a fan of messyourself since 2015?
👇
Not me
I’ve been since 2014 does it still count ?
@@jadepreece8137 yes
Me
My brother doesnt steal, one time he got a water bottle, and accidentally walked out without anyone noticing and trust me, my mom was mad and my brother payed for it. We laughed the whole way home, because my brother doesnt want to steal, but he steals accidentally. I bet the theives want to be my brother :v
WE LOVE BRANDON WOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I don't know what to write so I put something random and nice
I JUST LOVE IT WHEN BRANDON SAYS HOO HELLO GUYS :3
Lol love your hilarious voiceover
5:45 he looked at the camera
I saw the guy who makes these videos with my dad and we walked in and I said, “IT’S THE GUY, DAD, IT’S THE GUY!”
Lol😂👍
😋
Miss you man your were a part of my childhood i hope you come back one day
When I pressed this I was watching a meme and I was like”I’m gonna finish this rq then see it”
To the person who is strolling down this comment
I hope ur safe and happy
👇
Thank You
Thx
no i'm just hungry for KFC.... But Thx anyways!
Hmmm....
Thanks a lot...
Please keep yourself safe everyone.😷
👍
You too💗💕
I feeling have a felling that he watched this video already
10:09 he turned into eminem
Messyourself is the BEST!!!
The way this guy catches people stealing, the community must think he's an undercover cop
Just imagine the normal people seeing this
0:07 Everyone: what about the serial killers, murderers, sex offenders, and rapist. Messyourself: no just the people that steal sk sk sk sk 🙂
Dude, he’s reacting to people who steal, that doesn’t have anything to do with the video. So uhhh yeah
@@asussybaka661 thx mr potato
I'm A Potato yeah but he said they’re the worst people so that means brandon said they’re worse
What
OMG THAT STORE FROM 5:57 IS A STORE THAT I GO A LOT
Messyourself just makes it funner
Everyone gangster untill 7:13 lol😂😂
I just got done watching the mess yourself animation about granny
Same
Same
Plot twist: The robbers are paid actors
Plot twist: You are a paid actor
Plot twist: plot twist
I’d buy quite a few things there just to help out this guy😂 why is everyone stealing from him?
I don’t know it’s sad😭
Cause he has nice stuff.
Robber in 1970's: thinking of a plan to steel beef jerky from Walmart
milk bars: "uh, dude you can literally buy beef jerky here for 1 cent '
Your awesome Brandon!!!
Messyourself i love your all videos
Why was she in a pink ranger outfit 😂😂😂
MessYourself: If *YOU* still your the worse person in the world!
Me: Umm... I accidentally stole a candy bar....once... 0-0
How did u accidentally steal it?
LOL I stole 1 gummy bear and ate it LOL
I am the fbi
4:43 that poor husband banned because of his wife.
He probably knew
This is the most hyped youtuber ever
You are my most favorite TH-camr EVER!
Teacher:What dose your mom do for a living?
The kid:Ummm she steals from gas stations...
Me: I'm the worst person in the world :<
Me: how I only stole my friend's phone 😨
Messyourself: 👁️👄👁️....
11:20 this woman can afford a Tesla and can't even buy kit kat?
messyourself is the best
OMG I LOVE MESSYOUR SELF HE MAKES BEST VIDS
I’m faster than the notification damn