A few years ago: Hu hello everyone how is everyone doing it is Messyourself here we are here with my good friend Mia Now: Hu hello everyone how is everyone doing it is Messyourself here and we are here with my beautiful girlfriend Mia ❤️
What's worse is I once read a story about a guy that loved to collect maggots and put them into his penis when masturbating cause it felt good and watching this video made that image in my head more horrifying
Person: sits burger on table 100 hours . :bugs: man that looks flippin good imma eat it in lay eggs in it .:person *comes back from thing he wos doing* WTF IMMA GET OUTTA HERE
I am an ant keeper and they communicate through pheromones and they have 2 stomachs and one is for them selfs and the other is a social stomach with they store food then they feed it to the Larvae and the queen and the other ants and that’s how they feed the colony
@@crazct wdym I understand what he meant "From playing Call Of Duty to having a cute girlfriend and getting very popular on TH-cam" it's as simple as that
Me: * sees those damned maggots * My brain: ok brad, there are many solutions to stop that from happening: 1. -use salt- 2. -put the meat in the freezer- 3. USE A FLAMETHROWER ✅
Here’s an interesting fact did you know that ants are blind but the smell when you kill them the sent is a trace to help other ants to go and ants have incredible senses to tell where they’re going. 🐜🐜🐜🐜
One time I dropped my lollie pop on the floor on the way to school. when I came walked back after school there was only half the lollie pop there and it was covered in ants.A few days later the whole thing was gone
I accidentaly left some beef on my counter to defrost before i went on a trip for 3 weeks. When i came home i felt the nastiest stink i have ever felt and it took HOURS to get the smell away. It didn’t look very nice either.
Just 6 years ago he said no one would be his girlfriend
meetyeet t *whispers* Imagine them.... wiggling in your ear....
Meetyyeety t yeah he does do jokes
TITIES?
@Tiffany Lesley ok
Oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
This is how much people don't want flies in their house
I
V
Didn’t you mean flies not flys
@@themysteryman1025 They can't spell so...
many not much
@@themysteryman1025 thank u for letting me know I misspelled it
@@themysteryman1025 just multiple that by 1000
I hope they used a flamethrower to clear up that meat, the plate, the room and the entire building that they did this in
It costs 50000000000$ to make 1 episode
Bro if you TUCHED THAT DISCUSTING!
Not even a flamethrower, I wish they would use the Tsar Bomba
Lol
They Did It Outside, They Should Just Burn The World
Me: **peacefully eating dinner**
This video: I’m about to end this man’s whole carreer
food: exists
insects: *peace was never a option*
Food:*exist*
Insect:wait thats illegal
Food: exists
Bugs: it's free real estate! 😏
Frutty funny
Food:exists
Bugs:4000 kids fug going to be born tonight
When they leave there kids there: *SAD I WILL WAIT FOR YOU MUSIC*
TH-cam: has 69 comments
Me:can I see them
TH-cam: hell nah
Yup TH-cam is normal XD
Nice
Just tap "new coment". I am very smart at this.
TheCoolChap ik
Aditya jacksons r/woooosh
No one:
Food: *literally exists*
Insects: *Hotel? Trivago*
HAHA
Haha
Swedish?
LyxasGames I’m not Swedish 😂
Tree vago
Team vago
Team trivago
Team trees
#teamtrees lol
everyone: have mercy
this time-lapses: there is no mercy
Remember when messyourself sang himself happy birthday and bought himself a frozen cake while crying? This is him now, with a girlfriend.
damn i remember that, now those were the *FUN* days
Link?
Video is cool but I don’t know but you’re pretty
@@Nottigotcurls Kinda of rude XD
@@bob-pl4yg it was made 4 years ago, where he reacts to his old baby pics
A few years ago: Hu hello everyone how is everyone doing it is Messyourself here we are here with my good friend Mia
Now: Hu hello everyone how is everyone doing it is Messyourself here and we are here with my beautiful girlfriend Mia
❤️
@○Purplekitten_Gacha○ Wanna send some pics ;-)
Czech Silesian Mapper you really that single
Czech Silesian Mapper damn you desperate just asking random people
@@Lepend0K4287 dude go get a life don't ask random people for pics, if someone seems nice then just ask them if they wanna be friends
Czech Silesian Mapper
Ew.
Me:*drops a little piece of bread*
Oueen of the ants:yep,send the whole army.
And the children aswell we have enough of those
Lol
Gacha Matthew I’m eating while watching this🤢🤢
Gacha Matthew “u got ants in your house?”
Kensy Banks wtf no
"Why is it so HD?"
-Mia
Lol
(Sees maggots)
My brain: This is an Avengers level threat
Read this comment with an avenger ad
You piece of s- why!? Just... Why are you every where? Answer me
Casper k I know he's everywhere and it's scary
WHY ARE YOU FREEKING every where tf
*Confused think*
Me: *sees the maggots*
Me: *never sleeps again.*
willow wolf yes
WHY is this me
Nash Owusu idk
What's worse is I once read a story about a guy that loved to collect maggots and put them into his penis when masturbating cause it felt good and watching this video made that image in my head more horrifying
CEO of Hydration oh wtf now am never eating again or liking human beings.
Who here got the chills when the maggots started moving
Gave me the shivers
Me
I got so scared when I saw that
Me to
Not me tho but I’m still scared of maggots cuz yesterday night some maggots came in our house but my dad killed the most some went in the house 😰😰😰😰😰😰
Mia: *disgusted*
Brandon: *Disgusted*
Me: *Flapping my arms*
lol
Time lapses turned you into a damn bird
@@user-rm6ub6zh5l Mhm, goddamn 1year ago-
No one:
Literally no one :
Me dying in background screaming
Person: sits burger on table 100 hours . :bugs: man that looks flippin good imma eat it in lay eggs in it .:person *comes back from thing he wos doing* WTF IMMA GET OUTTA HERE
Me: *in headphones and dying* @-@
Becuse Everything is so beautiful
Mia needs to be in more vids. She’s hilarious
She has been before
Yes it’s true
I think both of them are funny
Yeah
How you been it's been a year. 😭
Brandon, can you stop reminding me that I’m single
Same
Lol
when messyourself talks about his GF
me: stop reminding me about my ex GF plz
I have a gf so im not single
Hey me too😊☺️🙂😐😞😟😭
3:50 The scariest nightmare in my entire life😱
SAMMMMMEEEEE
im not even joking, i vomited on my bed. ffs
@@mugiwaradlaw i pooped and vomited
Me: Oh he has a sister
Brandon: Shes my girlfriend
Me: Wait uh...sorry
sophia yahner he does have sisters
Me too
Home sweet alabama
@@wallynovk 😂😂😂you made my day
@@wallynovk It's actually "Sweet Home Alabama"
oh my god ur girlfriend is in the vid she's NEVER here!!!
Stop spoiling the video
Mega Knight it’s not even a spoil you could see it in one second of the video
@@Pzbul EXaCTLy
@@Pzbul great now your spoiling it
When you freak out more than Brandon.
weirdooooooooooo
MessYourself actually has a girlfriend, wow I thought he was lying!
I bet that's his cousin or something
Nash Owusu it’s not that’s so fucked if it is calling ur cousin girlfriend
@@akitnatorthegod6737 you're so weird and disgusting 🤢 it's not his cousin
@@akitnatorthegod6737 yeah it's probably his cousin. Lol
Check his Tiktok and IG. Yes . It's his GF
Maggots: “We did it guys...we’re now famous”.
Nobody:
Maggots: let us introduce ourselves
3:33
Why do you think we invented flamethrower s and gasoline
Me let me induduce my flame thower to the maggots
What if Soldier from Team Fortress 2 came in he would say: B R A I N M A G G O T
I’m definitely going to tidy my room and keep it tidy for the rest of my life
Tidy ain't good enough its gotta be spotless
Well there is no food so what u mean
Well thats not gonna last long 🤣
Same
@@-_-SAG3-_- nnfu
I am an ant keeper and they communicate through pheromones and they have 2 stomachs and one is for them selfs and the other is a social stomach with they store food then they feed it to the Larvae and the queen and the other ants and that’s how they feed the colony
I didn’t andorstand anything?
So lets see one to eat and then an interior pouch am i correct?.
You: *I NEED TO GO ON A DIET*
Bugs: *WE GOT YOU HOMIE*
Sorry for calling you that
No
When the meat moves by maggots:
Me: oh, the meat is moving..this means..
MY SISTER: CAUNTION IT HAS HEART BEATS!!!!!!
baltis_ rose bat 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇
Yes cauntion XD
-w-
Caution* (¬з¬)ﾉ
2:31 I litterly ran out my bedroom
💀💀💀💀ewwww🤢
Bugs: SOMEBODY GO GET THE EGG
bug: I WILL GO
bugs: alright be careful
Bug: LET’S GOOOOOOOO
Bug: OOF IS EGG ;-;
Bug: X_X
Edwin Jiao or r/therewasattempt
@Edwin Jiao _agreed_
@Edwin Jiao No it is r/youngpeopleyoutube on my opinion.
haha.
Dafuq?
The minute when I saw the octopus one I pause the video went to the bathroom and started showering scrubbing soap all over even inside my eyes
5:17 "We need to run!"
"No... we need to 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩"
Yes, They need to *fight*
@@menteyayy I literally had to put my quality on 144 for this
Brandon:this is my girlfriend me:OMG She EXISTS
2:49 I actually puke 🤮 with the noise and the way it was moving
Ok i did not
Pinja Hirvonen me neither
I didn't vomit but I was startled by the zoom-in
People be so overdramatic with these kind of videos.
I was just very scared
this is perfect don't look away challenge difficult: impossible
4:59
DooM fans: *have I heard this song before?*
MessYourSelf: no no I wanna take a shower with u
Hot water has entered the chat
XD
Hot water: Called meh???
Fortnite sucks
@@highsenbergg8894 how dare you say that
@@janemaricedomingo8520 lol ur another triggered 9 year old who steals his moms credit card
this is what started the virus in The Last of Us someone left their burger out
I thought it was about cordyceps xp
Tukoroshi they don’t mean corona.
@phoevee he didn't mean Corona dumbass
WHY DID YOU ZOOMED ON THE MAGGOTS- 😭🔫
😊🔫 *Dies of Geting shoot myself*
This is how much ppl that don’t want magots in there house
I had magots in my garage
I accidentally touched a snail too
"Maggots"
*You madlad*
Snails are cute
snails are cute, i have a snail named baby and i hold her all the time
But snails r chill bros
Lets take a moment to see how far messyourself has come.
From cod to having a cute girl friend and getting very popular on youtube.
😊👌
NOW IM NOT LIKING UR COMMENT CUZ U LIKED UR OWN COMMENT
@@whenthecrackhits9456 Boi what is wrong with you?!
uh dude i’m pretty sure ur commenting on the wrong video, this is disgusting food my man
@@crazct wdym I understand what he meant "From playing Call Of Duty to having a cute girlfriend and getting very popular on TH-cam" it's as simple as that
😨😱😵😤😠
spiderman : Mr stark i don't feel so good
M.r stark: why
Spiderman: octopus
Eng
Boi boi boi boi boi boi
'-'
*i dont get it*
Mr stark I dont feel so good but .... mr starks gone!!!
Imagine how smelly his room smells from all of these molded food
TH-cam VIDEO DOWNLOAD
Me: * sees those damned maggots *
My brain: ok brad, there are many solutions to stop that from happening:
1. -use salt-
2. -put the meat in the freezer-
3. USE A FLAMETHROWER ✅
crazygoatgod lol
ppo
How did you do that for the 1. One
get outside and plant a c4 under the plate
😂
The firs one came out I was so disgusted by that one" 😅😷
Ulises Velasquez make me itchy 😨
When I saw this video that was posted 12 min ago I clicked on it so fast just to let u know messyourself u are the BESTT
I literally vomited after I saw the maggets under the meat
Brandon and Mia are such a funny duo together
Here’s an interesting fact did you know that ants are blind but the smell when you kill them the sent is a trace to help other ants to go and ants have incredible senses to tell where they’re going. 🐜🐜🐜🐜
Thank you😁😁🤣😁🤣👏
Cool
Also the antennae they have help pick up pheromones.
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
This is how many people love messyourself-------->
Do U Mean Here ↖️
I do
its not tiktok
I Know It’s Not Tik tok
No on
Cow: Turns to minced meat
Temponaut: let's see what happens in 30 days
Cow ( dead now) wtf my life has been.. WaStEsd
Insects: *ITS FREE REAL ESTATE*
That's not a single cow. Thats literally the work of not even 8% of the cows body.
@@insanity69696 woooooooosh
@@blockyboyzforlife1502 U copied that.
@@nibunibu4254 avocado avocado avocado avocado
Matter of facts, Mia should be in your videos more often. 😁
Did u know when ants die they leave a trail of a scent that says " hey something killed me rescue me"
Interesting
Oh the nasty smell when I crush an ant?
@@reiqwv yes so thats why u don't kill ants
@@Ayeeee08 so you're telling me that I SHOULDNT KILL A WHOLE COLONY OF ANTS ON MY FOOT
Food: exists
Maggots: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
@//: Draborn 0172 :\\ u haven't made the comment
RIP to the people who are watching this while eating their dinner
LOL
omg
LOL
Egg-cept the egg tho.
me: *Sees the burger timelpase*
Also me watching it: END THE SUFFERING!
brandon: "this is my girlfriend Mia"
me: "Mia Khalifa..."
everyone: "why you hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh"
That’s funny
You guys want some OG gamer moments from left 4 dead? Here is the witch crying theme he put in the video. 7:00
The girlfriend: They woke them up! *Cheerful music in the background
I would would walk in with a flamethrower
while watching those flies a hair touched me and it hought it was a bug. the biggest jumpscare of my life.
Me: eating meat and while watching the vid
Also me: I'm never eating meat ever again
Illogical conclusion bruh
and then u turn vegan. N A N I
What I would do is to what HowToBasic does with his food all the time
You guys look so cute together!!🥰
Your so right
YAAAAAAY WE GOT TO SEE HIS GIRLFRIEND!!! Brendan you a lucky man
It is Brandon not Brendan
Me a genderless giraffe/goat child thing: *thinking*
1:21 27 hours later
AND THATS HOW YOU COOK THE MEAT FOR CHEF GORMAN
Me when the guy flipped the meat over: 😵
I wanna die
Burn it.
IN HECK
Please give me a Molotov
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
There's a ant that is called "giant forest ant" and its gigantic as heck and if I saw their nest I would just hope outa there
Wasn't expecting messyourselfs girlfriend to be here! They cute ❤️
Spinosaurus I didn’t expect messyourself to have a gf lololololol
Spinosaurus ikr
I wasnt expecting Brandon to be in this video
@@Crayistaken 💗❤️💗❤️
Love u cray!
2:29 gave me the chills
5:15 the halo theme song just gave me a lot of memories 😂
At 5:00 that doom eternal soundtrack
Me too ):
Biggest mistake: *watching this video right before dinner*
3:40
Very bootiful girl: I wanna shower, i wanna shower
Messyourself: Me too..
Me being dirty minded af
Random Gaming ok
TF
he said he didnt wanna shower-
Wow ants are so nice to each other they share :> they are even nicer than us-
Yesssssss! I'm ready for Messyourself!
Congratulations Brandon on getting a girlfriend! 😄
Hope you have a good life with your GF!
I'm eating right now and I'm watching this video so....I lost my appetite a lot
1:49 Mother 2: Giygas Death Music Plays
3:51 I just had to shut off my phone
When i saw the maggots i just instantly Dropped my phone off my chair
Ants are srsly the accurate representation of "sharing the same brain cells"
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ARE EATING, STOP EATING. YOU WILL REGRET IT! 🤢🤢
Just don't think about the maggots :v
I am eating while watching then I almost puke
But I’m eating cookies
I'm D R I N K I N G
A fly just landed on my hamburger.. it's ruined
the amount of goosebumps i got from that videp
mia: i wanna have a shower
Brandon: i wanna have a shower too
Me: 😏
Bruh u guys are messed up
He wants a baby.
If u know what I mean
@@amberson7402 oh no
Messyourself: ewww bugs
Bugs: why are... bullying me ☹️
Me: "Just eat each other and get out of my house"
Gloomy dark
I would burn the house down then move away
@@shmolratkc6492 lol just murder the house by burning it down and throwing it into the gigantic ass trashcan to hell
No is why you bullying me
My mum has to bring my food during this doesn't she!!!!
S
A
M
E
Its mom
@@z0dI57 nah I'm in England and so is messyourself
Not me watching this while my parents are getting a ✨divorce ✨
me: has nothing to do
MessYourself: I am about to get this man's fun on 100%
Finally, he uploaded a video.
One time I dropped my lollie pop on the floor on the way to school. when I came walked back after school there was only half the lollie pop there and it was covered in ants.A few days later the whole thing was gone
Because the janitor cleaned dummy I always drop something and I don’t care as long it’s not my fav foods
@@nxilae he/she said that they dropped it otw to school not in school
I would have picked it up after u dropped it and ate it....🤣
Rip your lollipop
3:25 Well I'm goona have a good night's sleep
Messyourself is a hero for watching this
7:22
Messyourself: *literally about to die.
Me: well lesson Learnt. Don’t leave fly’s on a bloody octopus and show it to messyourself.
Mess yourself got a girlfriend and I love her accent :>
Yessss
ya queen
Same
British accent is cool
NO I WANT BRANDON LOLOL
2:54 me when i look in the mirror
Sees the meat 25 days in
Also me: guess I'm never eating again
Me with my friend: my friend: hey look there's something in the ground me: i don't see no one how about you eat it
3:43 - You wanna have a shower.
*goes in shower*
maggots come down instead of water.
Hmm..I can’t wait for when they say “No food was harmed in this video”
I accidentaly left some beef on my counter to defrost before i went on a trip for 3 weeks. When i came home i felt the nastiest stink i have ever felt and it took HOURS to get the smell away. It didn’t look very nice either.
Dang any insects ?
4:55 Hey, cousin, let's go bowlin!
i'm literally scared of mould and i only came here out of curiosity
*_mould_*
Same im scared of mold to
Yes me to
Im also scared of "mould*
Me going to sleep me ya nevermind i would rather have nightmares thank you
No sister
No sister
What!? you have a girlfriend!
You didn't tell us so we're so
Proud of you having a girlfriend
Mia